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00:03Brie Vandekamp had always wanted to live her life with elegance and grace.
00:09That is also how she wanted to die.
00:14Her plan was to pour herself a glass of her favorite Chardonnay,
00:19put on her most stylish nightgown,
00:22and leave behind a note on embossed stationery.
00:28Yes, Brie had everything she needed for an elegant death.
00:36Everything except...
00:39Privacy.
00:48Thank you, but I don't need turndown service.
00:51Come back in the morning, and you might want to bring a mop.
00:56Open the door.
00:57Renee?
00:59You have to the count of three. One...
01:01This isn't a good time.
01:02Two...
01:03Seriously, I'm in the middle of something.
01:07Where is he?
01:08Who?
01:09Ben.
01:10The man you're trying to steal from me.
01:13I don't understand.
01:15Do you think I won't hit you?
01:17I once slapped a waitress because she forgot my croutons.
01:20You are dead.
01:22Renee, please, you have to go.
01:24Ever since we met, you've been spouting those Sunday school phrases,
01:28making folks think you're this grand lady.
01:31Well, I got your number now.
01:32And you are nothing but a middle-aged skank and a Nancy Reagan nightie.
01:40I have a gun.
01:44Brie.
01:46I asked you a question.
01:48Why is there a gun on the table?
01:56No, don't read that.
02:02Brie.
02:04Please go.
02:06Brie.
02:06Brie.
02:06Brie.
02:06Please.
02:08Were you actually in a...
02:14Oh, my God.
02:17Renee Perry had no idea just how close her friend had come to suicide.
02:23And Brie Vandekamp had no idea just how close she had come to being hit.
02:34Keeping secrets is a lonely business.
02:39That's why we all search for someone to confide in.
02:44An ally who will understand.
02:47An advisor we can trust.
02:50A friend who will never judge.
02:55Of course, not everyone you tell your secrets to...
03:00will be happy about it.
03:05Hey.
03:06Good morning.
03:07Hey, Mom.
03:08Look who didn't go to Paris.
03:09I know.
03:10Your dad had to cancel his trip.
03:11Because some work meetings came up.
03:13Nice for us, huh?
03:14Hey.
03:15If you guys are done, why don't you go grab your books and I'll drop you off at school.
03:18Okay.
03:18All right.
03:21No.
03:22Co-conspirators to murder do not get pancakes.
03:25I know that this was the last thing you ever expected to have to deal with.
03:29Yeah.
03:29You could say that.
03:30How could you let yourself get involved in this?
03:32It's Gabby and Carlos' mess.
03:34I was helping a friend.
03:38Oh.
03:39Helping a friend.
03:42Because when I'd ask you to bring my shirts to the cleaners,
03:45that was always this big hassle.
03:46But burying a body in the woods...
03:47Your voice.
03:53Look, I do not know what is supposed to happen now.
03:55And what is Chuck going to just show up and arrest you?
03:57What?
03:58He told Gabby that he was starting a formal investigation this morning.
04:02So...
04:03Yes!
04:03They could arrest me.
04:05Damn it, Lynette!
04:05How could you let this happen?
04:07Out of the four, you're supposed to be the smart one!
04:12Hey!
04:13Are you guys ready?
04:14Yeah, I'll meet you at the car.
04:16Okay.
04:20I need some support right now, not a lecture.
04:24Okay, you're right.
04:26I'm sorry.
04:31I will find a way to fix this.
04:40And now the news.
04:41Detective Charles Vance was killed last night in Fairview Square,
04:44an apparent victim of a hit and run.
04:46The case is currently under investigation.
04:48Anyone with information, please contact the Fairview Police Department.
04:54How could he just check himself out?!
04:56As I told you on the phone, as I replied to your text,
04:58and as I'm telling you in person,
05:00this is a rehab center, not a jail.
05:02Yeah, well, it's not much of a rehab center
05:04if you let patients out in time for happy hour!
05:06Please lower your voice, you'll wake the crackheads.
05:09I'm sorry, but do you have any idea how worried I am?
05:11My husband has been gone all night.
05:13I don't know where he is, or what he's been doing.
05:15Look, even if he did have a relapse, I'm sure he'll be back soon.
05:18Then we'll call you at home.
05:20So you should go there.
05:22Could you at least pretend to care?
05:24Not with what I'm paying.
05:25You're making a big mistake, nurse-y.
05:27I've got a lot of junk friends, and I'm not recommending this place!
05:31Again, our top story.
05:33Fairview Police Detective Chuck Vance is dead
05:36after a hit-and-run accident that has left the community stunned.
05:41Detective Vance was crossing Lake Street approximately 11 p.m.
05:46when he was run down by a dark sedan.
05:52Hello, sunshine. How you feeling this morning?
05:55Groggy. And nauseous.
05:58I'm afraid that's my fault.
06:00I slipped a few sedatives in your tea last night, and sort of forgot to say when.
06:05You drugged me?
06:06I had to make sure you'd sleep through the night.
06:08Didn't want to find you sprawled out on the Oriental with your wrists slashed.
06:11Spanish Ammon?
06:14If you really want to protect the Oriental, you'll put that away.
06:17Fine. Let me know what you do like for breakfast, and I will make that for you tomorrow.
06:21Tomorrow?
06:23You'll be here tomorrow?
06:24And into the foreseeable future.
06:26Didn't you see my Louis Vuitton bags upstairs?
06:28I'm moving in.
06:31No, no, no, no, no.
06:32You don't have to do that.
06:34After what you tried to do last night, I don't have a choice.
06:38But I'm fine.
06:39Last night was just a moment of temporary insanity.
06:42In the light of day, I feel absolutely...
06:46Did you take the laces out of all my sneakers?
06:48Yeah.
06:49And I also got rid of all your knives, razors, pills, cleaning fluid, and your shower curtain.
06:54How could I kill myself with a shower curtain?
06:56You can.
06:57I just thought it was ugly.
06:59Okay.
07:00See, this is why you can't stay here.
07:02You will drive me absolutely crazy.
07:04I'd rather see you in a straitjacket than a coffin.
07:07Oh, Renee, that's very sweet.
07:08But I am fine now.
07:09It's a brand new morning and I am loving life.
07:14Okay.
07:15Now that you are of sound mind, why did you want to kill yourself?
07:25It's complicated.
07:26I'm sure it is.
07:28And I'm also sure I'm not going anywhere until I know exactly what made you bring a gun to that
07:33motel.
07:34Renee, please, this is so unnecessary.
07:41What's wrong?
07:43I just got some bad news about your friend, Chuck Vance.
07:58Susan?
08:16Can you help me with my bag?
08:19No, no, nobody's helping her with her bag.
08:22Mike, you're supposed to be sleeping.
08:23So are you, where do you think you're going?
08:25You know where, in New York.
08:26I wrote it all in the note I left on your nightstand.
08:28But I felt good, Mike.
08:31I thought we discussed this last night.
08:32You can't just pick up and leave like this.
08:34You discussed it.
08:35I waited until you went to bed and then I reconfirmed my plane reservation.
08:39Well, if you're going, you're going without clothes.
08:42Mike!
08:43Can you wait a second?
08:46It feels like you packed for a month.
08:49Three weeks.
08:50Felix set up meetings with gallery owners and then if all goes well, we can discuss moving there.
08:54I'm not moving to New York.
08:56Why not?
08:57My plumbing business is here.
08:58Well, think how much more exciting it'll be.
09:00You'll be unclogging pipes in the big city.
09:02Okay, just stop.
09:03This is not about you becoming an artist.
09:05It's not?
09:06No.
09:07It's about you running away from Chuck Vance.
09:13Okay.
09:14You're right.
09:15I'm a mess.
09:16One more interrogation by Chuck and I will crack like an egg.
09:20And then I'll go to jail and take half the neighborhood with me.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:24I can't risk it.
09:25You have to let me go.
09:30Hey.
09:32What's going on?
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35Chuck's dead.
09:36It was some sort of hit and run.
09:38That's all we know.
09:41So, what happens now?
09:43Nothing. It's all good.
09:44The only person tying us to Alejandro's murder is gone.
09:47Gabby.
09:47He was Bree's boyfriend.
09:49Yeah.
09:49And if she dumped him when I told her, we wouldn't have gotten in trouble in the first place.
09:52If you're done, I think it's time that we ask the obvious question.
09:56Which is?
09:57Did somebody do this on purpose?
10:01Oh, my God.
10:03He was murdered?
10:04No.
10:05No, no, no, no, no.
10:05It was an accident.
10:06It does seem a bit convenient.
10:09Or maybe God decided to answer our prayers through one of his drunk driving angels on Earth.
10:14Who are we to question God?
10:17Look, okay, I admit we were in a lot of trouble there, but none of us are that cold-blooded.
10:21Right?
10:25Could it be someone's trying to protect us?
10:27Oh, my God. Carlos.
10:29Hey!
10:29Carlos couldn't have done it.
10:30He's still in rehab, isn't he?
10:33Of course he is.
10:35Oh, my God, you guys.
10:36We finally get a lucky break.
10:37Let's just go with it.
10:38We wanted Chuck gone, and now he's gone.
10:40It's just a coincidence.
10:41Coincidence?
10:42Yes, Bri, coincidences happen.
10:45Otherwise, it wouldn't be a word for them.
10:47So, uh, I guess we should just put this behind us and get back to normal.
10:52Sounds like a plan.
10:54We good, Susan?
10:56Sure.
10:59Bri?
11:01We all agree this was just an accident?
11:06If you say so.
11:17Tom?
11:18Tom?
11:19Tom, I've got big news.
11:20You are not gonna believe what has happened to...
11:24Bob.
11:25What did you do?
11:26Huh?
11:27You buried a man in the woods?
11:29This is merely helping a friend.
11:31Don't forget that.
11:31You just told Bob?
11:32Of course I told Bob.
11:34If they arrest you, you're gonna need an attorney.
11:36Tom, I just found out that everybody I invited to my last barbecue is involved in murder.
11:40And this is water.
11:41Scotch, you're coming right up.
11:42You shouldn't have done that.
11:43We don't need a lawyer.
11:45You don't have to prepare for the worst, Lynette.
11:47I'm not gonna have the kids visit you behind bars next Mother's Day.
11:50No, no, listen to me.
11:50Chuck Vance died last night.
11:53What?
11:53Hit my car.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:55Was that you guys too?
11:57No!
11:58Are you serious?
12:00And Chuck was the only one who knew about that?
12:02Yeah.
12:10So, Bob.
12:12I guess we're not gonna need you after all.
12:15But if you want, you can totally bail me for this hour.
12:17Count on it.
12:19Take him a scotch.
12:24So it's over?
12:26I think so.
12:37Okay, what's wrong?
12:39Huh?
12:40The one man who could've put us all in jail is gone.
12:43We're home free, but you're still sitting there more depressed than ever.
12:46I'd like to know why.
12:48I don't know.
12:50Are you upset that Chuck got killed?
12:53A little.
12:55Not so much.
12:56Then why are you getting all misty?
12:58I don't know.
13:00Why don't you?
13:01Why are you getting mad?
13:03Because we've been riding this emotional rollercoaster for months now.
13:06And I'm ready to get off.
13:07Well, I'm sorry if I'm not all giggles and sunshine.
13:11But I am walking around with a pretty big secret.
13:14So what? Everybody's got a secret.
13:16Not as big as mine. I helped bury a body.
13:19And our mechanic does crystal meth.
13:21Our butcher beats up homeless guys.
13:22And the librarian's a nymphomaniac.
13:24The world is filled with ordinary people that do nasty things.
13:27So man up.
13:29Don't dump the guilt.
13:30Let's get on with our lives.
13:37I know you're right.
13:39I...
13:43It makes no sense for me to be depressed.
13:46And I know Alejandro was a bad guy.
13:49And he deserved to die.
13:52He did. He absolutely did.
13:57Why are you still so...
13:58I don't know.
14:02But I'll figure it out, I swear.
14:11Are librarians a nymphomaniac?
14:13I made that up.
14:14Because I always got a vibe.
14:16That's just you.
14:21Detective Murphy?
14:22Yeah.
14:23Hi.
14:24I just wanted to stop by and say how sorry I was to hear about Officer Vance.
14:29It's so tragic.
14:31Any idea who could have done this?
14:32Who are you?
14:34Oh, I'm Gabrielle Solis.
14:35I met Chuck through his girlfriend, Bree Vandecamp.
14:38She's a friend of mine.
14:40Well, he's a first-class bitch.
14:42Who I rarely talk to because of the bitch thing.
14:46So, um...
14:48Were there any witnesses?
14:50Everyone here knows what she did to Chuck.
14:52Led him on and then broke his heart like it was nothing.
14:55Can't believe you wanted to marry her.
14:56Yeah, I know.
14:57Marrying Bree would have been the worst thing to ever happen to him.
15:02Well, second worst.
15:03So, any clues? Anything at all?
15:05Not yet.
15:07Excuse me.
15:09Well, you know what I think happened?
15:11Drunk teenagers.
15:12Hitting people with cars.
15:13It's a rite of passage with them.
15:15Like spring break.
15:16If I were you guys, I'd be checking the grills of every acne-covered kid within a hundred-mile radius.
15:21It wasn't an accident.
15:23It wasn't?
15:24There were no skid marks.
15:26No attempt to slow down or swerve.
15:28Whoever did this was gunning for Chuck.
15:31So, anyone get the make of the car or race to the driver?
15:36No, ma'am. But we're monitoring every body shop in the state.
15:41Oh.
15:42Don't worry. A cop was killed.
15:45We'll find whoever's responsible.
15:47And when we do, they are gonna pay.
15:49Big time.
15:50Okay.
15:52I'll be sure to tell Brie.
15:55That bitch!
16:03How's the history project coming?
16:05Good.
16:06I'm drawing a picture of Lincoln's assassination.
16:09Um, sweetie, I don't think he was shot with a stapler.
16:12That's a gun.
16:14And I think we're done here.
16:21I'm sorry for just dropping by without calling, especially with the way things have been between us lately.
16:26What's wrong?
16:27It's this whole Chuck thing.
16:30Hey, Penny, would you mind throwing those clothes in the washing machine for me?
16:33Sure.
16:34Thanks.
16:36Come on in.
16:39You don't think it was an accident, do you?
16:41No. Who could do something like that?
16:43It had to be someone who was trying to protect us.
16:45That means they would have to know about what we did.
16:46Well, who else knows? I mean, other than the four of us and Carlos.
16:50Well, Susan told Mike.
16:51And I told Ben.
16:52And I told Tom.
16:53You told Tom?
16:54Well, you told Ben.
16:55Okay, so Ben and Mike and Tom, but that's it, right?
16:57No one else has been told.
16:58No one.
17:00Except Tom told Bob.
17:02We're gonna need to write this down.
17:06Okay, the people who were there are in orange.
17:08The people who were told by people who were there are in blue.
17:10And the green arrows represent who told whom.
17:13Wow.
17:14We may be good at arts and crafts, but we suck at conspiracy.
17:16What's the purple question mark?
17:18That's whoever wrote the letter.
17:20You think they killed Chuck?
17:21Who knows?
17:22We're not sure why the letter was sent in the first place.
17:25I know what you did.
17:26It makes me sick I'm going to tell.
17:27Sounds like a threat to me.
17:29But why kill someone else who has the same goal?
17:31It doesn't make any sense.
17:33None of it makes any sense.
17:34I mean, we know these people.
17:36None of them would commit a cold-blooded murder.
17:41Oh, God.
17:42What if someone else knows?
17:52Hey.
17:52How are the girls?
17:54Well, Anita demanded ice cream for lunch.
17:56What'd you say?
17:57She's bigger than me.
17:58What do you think I said?
18:00And don't give me that look.
18:02You said you'd be home by feeding time.
18:04Sorry, I've been all over town looking for my husband.
18:06Carlos went AWOL from rehab last night and I have no idea where he is.
18:10Want a hint?
18:11You know?
18:12He dragged his can upstairs about two hours ago.
18:15Drunk as a Red Sox pitcher at the bottom of the ninth.
18:17Karen, I don't know how to thank you.
18:19I'm on a fixed income.
18:21Let's use our imagination.
18:24Oh, thank God.
18:25I was so worried.
18:27Where were you last night?
18:28You can tell me the truth.
18:29I won't judge.
18:29I'll be totally supported.
18:33Wake up, you pathetic booze-hound.
18:35Where the hell were you last night?
18:36Where am I now?
18:38I'm home.
18:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:41Open your eyes. Focus.
18:42Okay, after you checked yourself out of rehab, you got in the car.
18:45Where did you go?
18:46I drove to a bar.
18:48I drank a lot of shots.
18:51And I don't remember much else.
18:53Do you remember killing someone?
18:55Huh?
18:56Oh, look who's sober now.
18:59What are you talking about?
19:00Chuck Vance was killed last night by a hit-and-run driver.
19:04Chuck's dead?
19:06And you think I did it?
19:08Well...
19:09You think I killed someone?
19:11Alejandro.
19:12It's not like potato chips, Gabby.
19:14You were upset and you were drinking.
19:16He was hit on Lake Street.
19:17That's only a few blocks from the rehab center.
19:21I don't remember.
19:23You have to.
19:24The police are all over this thing.
19:25They're looking for witnesses.
19:26They're trying to find the car.
19:30Oh wait, that's it?
19:32The car.
19:32All we have to do is check the car.
19:34If you hit him, it'll be obvious.
19:42Honey, where's your car?
19:44That's a really good question.
19:56Why did you turn the light on?
19:58I'm checking up on you.
20:00How you doing?
20:01Fine.
20:02Really?
20:03Because last night you were suicidal.
20:05And that was before you found out your boyfriend was dead.
20:08I would think you'd be an emotional mess right about now.
20:11Well, it's been an interesting couple of days, but I'm holding my own.
20:17See, here's my problem.
20:20I don't believe you.
20:23You don't have to believe me.
20:24All you have to do is turn off the light as you leave the room.
20:27Brie, you need to talk about this.
20:30Repressing your feelings is not healthy.
20:33And since when are you a therapist?
20:36Excuse me, I took Intro to Psych and once slept with my shrink.
20:39I think I'm qualified.
20:41Well, as impressive as those credentials are, my feelings are not your concern.
20:45They became my concern when I caught you about to swallow the business end of a Smith & Wesson.
20:50Now, I'm not leaving this room until you tell me why.
20:54Why?
20:57I can't.
20:59Other people are involved.
21:01People that you know.
21:03Well, I can keep my mouth shut.
21:07Renee, you can trust me.
21:09We're friends, right?
21:11Not really.
21:14Not really?
21:15I'm not trying to be rude.
21:16Yes, I mean, we're...
21:17Well, we socialize.
21:19You've been to my home, I've been to yours.
21:20We're friendly, but that doesn't make us friends.
21:27Okay.
21:27You know what I mean.
21:29You and I don't talk about important things.
21:31We've never had a deep conversation.
21:33We're not...
21:34Friends.
21:37And now I've upset you, and that wasn't my intention.
21:41Don't worry about me, I'm fine.
21:47And by the way, I don't think you have any friends.
21:51In fact, I don't think you care about anyone at all.
21:53Because if you did, you never would have considered splattering your brains against the wall of some cheap motel.
21:58Okay, that's it.
21:59Would you please get out of my house?
22:01No.
22:02Not until I'm convinced you are no longer a danger to yourself.
22:06I will not allow anyone to kill themselves.
22:08Not on my watch.
22:10I will not go through that again.
22:36This is a funeral. You have got to stop smiling.
22:40Sorry.
22:41I'm just so relieved.
22:44I really thought I was dead in the water there.
22:46Yeah, we were very lucky.
22:49Listen, I can't thank you enough for everything you have done for me.
22:53No big deal.
22:55One minute you're boarding a plane to Paris, and the next you rush to my side.
23:00You do know, in spite of everything, you still mean the world to me.
23:05If I didn't before, I do now.
23:15Hey, I know it's not Paris, but you want to come over later for movie night with the kids?
23:21That'd be great.
23:24I'll bring a pizza so you don't have to cook.
23:27Fantastic.
23:33Let it.
23:35Sorry.
23:46Here you go, dear.
23:47Oh, thank you.
23:49I can't believe I forgot to bring tissue to a funeral.
23:52You keep it.
23:53I don't really cry at funerals.
23:55Not anymore.
23:56No?
23:57No.
23:58Well, when you're young, death always comes as such a shock, as if the universe is unfair.
24:03But when you get to my age, you realize that death is just the end of the story.
24:10The phone call comes.
24:13You shed a few tears.
24:15And then you get together and celebrate the life it was.
24:19That's it.
24:21Thank you so much.
24:23You will never know how helpful you've been.
24:25I'm so glad.
24:28Were you close with my nephew?
24:29Oh, no.
24:31But he did interrogate me once.
24:34He did a lovely job.
24:41Hey, Gabby, you got a minute?
24:46Listen, what was Alejandro's alias?
24:48Seriously, we're talking about this here.
24:50Chuck told me in my interrogation, but I can't remember.
24:53Pablo, Paco, Ramon, Sanchez.
24:55Right, right, and he was living in Oklahoma City.
24:58What do you need this for?
24:59I wanted to light a candle for him, and I thought I should know all of his names.
25:04You only light candles for people you want to bless.
25:06That's right, and he was a bad guy.
25:08I'm going to go blow out that candle.
25:16What the hell are we doing here?
25:17There are cops everywhere.
25:19It's a cop funeral.
25:20What'd you expect?
25:20Clowns?
25:21I am taking a huge risk by being here.
25:24Your pain, your respects.
25:25That's what innocent people do.
25:29Okay.
25:30If I am so innocent, then why is that cop staring at me?
25:36Just stop acting so guilty.
25:38He takes one look at your face and you say,
25:39Hi, officer.
25:41Hello.
25:42Carlos, right?
25:43Remember me?
25:45No.
25:46I'm not surprised.
25:47You were pretty wasted when you came into the station the other night.
25:51You went to the police station?
25:53Yeah.
25:54He said he wanted to make a confession.
25:55Something about beating somebody with a candlestick.
25:59Oh, Carlos, you shouldn't have done that.
26:02What else did he say?
26:04Well, that's when the news came in about Detective Vance, and all hell broke loose.
26:08By the time things settled, he was gone.
26:12So who's this person you assaulted?
26:15Oh!
26:16Uh...
26:17That would be me.
26:18You?
26:19Yeah.
26:20I'm a bit of a handful.
26:23Hit your wife with a candlestick?
26:26He hit me back.
26:27In his defense, I just popped him with a baseball bat.
26:32So do you want to file charges?
26:35Or do you?
26:38Oh, we're good.
26:39This thing we got isn't pretty, but it works.
26:48So who was it?
26:51It was what?
26:55The person you knew who committed suicide.
26:59That's something I only discuss with friends.
27:09It was my mother.
27:12She tried it once before.
27:14Pills.
27:16But I found her in time.
27:19And then, one morning, I saw that look in her eyes again.
27:25Not sad, just empty.
27:29She swore to me she'd be fine, so I...
27:33I went to school.
27:39And by the time I got back...
27:46Well, how was I supposed to know she was going to pull it off this time?
27:52Oh, Renee.
27:53I am so sorry.
27:57Yeah.
27:59That's what the note said.
28:00I'm sorry.
28:02That's it.
28:05I don't have a mom for the rest of my life, and she thinks those two little words are going
28:12to make up for that.
28:21Many years ago, a neighbor and a good friend of ours took our life.
28:31And it left us all heartbroken and perplexed.
28:37But somehow, when I was alone in that hotel room, I forgot about all the pain she caused.
28:47And in those awful moments, I thought maybe she had the answer.
28:57But then you showed up.
29:00Thank God.
29:02Thank God.
29:05You will always be the person who saved my life.
29:10And now that I've had time to think about it,
29:14I realize that makes you the best friend I'll ever have.
29:36Hey, look who's here with the pizza and a DVD.
29:40Oh, Mario's.
29:41That's excellent.
29:42Mom, you won't Dad pick out the movie?
29:44Hey, my taste in movies is as good as my taste in pizza.
29:48Great.
29:48That means the pizza's going to be black and white in three hours long.
29:50Oh, excuse me.
29:52Citizen Kane, Marty, Casablanca.
29:54What do all these movies have in common?
29:55We fell asleep during them.
29:57They're classics.
29:59Here's looking at you, kid.
30:01Here's looking at my iPhone, Dad.
30:03Hey, be nice.
30:04I'm sure your dad picked out something really fun this time.
30:07What'd you get?
30:09Old Yeller.
30:10Oh, Tom, you make this so hard.
30:12Why?
30:13What I've seen of it is great.
30:14My folks always send me to bed before the inning.
30:16Is there swearing or something?
30:18Or something.
30:19How about we eat?
30:21Huh.
30:24Everything good?
30:25Yeah.
30:27You never remember.
30:29I like the thin crust.
30:31But it doesn't matter.
30:32Thank you for getting it.
30:34Who's hungry?
30:35Oh, I am.
30:42Good news.
30:43The police found the car.
30:44You left it in their parking lot.
30:46Thank God.
30:48Miss McCluskey's going to drive us over there after breakfast.
30:51Then I will drive you back to rehab.
30:54Sounds like a plan.
31:03Babe.
31:06I'm sorry about all this.
31:08I know I've put you and the kids here so much.
31:13I'm going to try and get back here as soon as I can.
31:18You forget about us.
31:20You just worry about getting better.
31:21I can hold down the fort.
31:22No problem.
31:33I have something else I need to tell you.
31:38That's it.
31:40I love you.
31:43I know you know that.
31:46Just don't think we say it enough.
31:49I love you too.
31:57One more thing.
32:01What?
32:03If you ever go to the police again and confess something without talking to me first,
32:10I will be burying another body in the woods.
32:13You got it.
32:17Good.
32:19I'll see you in the morning.
32:29Hi.
32:30You want a beer?
32:31Oh, you got the Belgian kind?
32:33I love that stuff.
32:34I know.
32:36Thanks for clearing the table.
32:38I believe that has been the hardest part of our separation.
32:40God, for me?
32:41It's the laundry.
32:42I found out I am more inclined to buy new socks than to wash the dirty ones.
32:47Hey, thanks again for giving up your trip.
32:50It really meant a lot to me.
32:53No problem.
32:55And please apologize to Jane.
32:58She must be furious.
32:59I doubt it.
33:01She's not really like that.
33:02Tom, I know women.
33:04There's a Lynette voodoo doll being dropped off the Eiffel Tower as we speak.
33:08No, it's weird, but Jane doesn't hang on to anger.
33:12Uh, uh, okay.
33:14You don't know her.
33:16She's very forgiving.
33:17Oh, fine.
33:18Got it.
33:18She's terrific.
33:21What?
33:22I'll give you an example.
33:23She would never criticize the pizza I brought to her.
33:26What?
33:27Well, you had to point out that I didn't get the thin crust.
33:31I know, I know.
33:32The second I said it, I realized I shouldn't have.
33:34It just came out.
33:36Well, exactly.
33:37It's just a reflex for you.
33:39You can't help it.
33:44Well, maybe that's because I keep hoping if I say something enough, you'll finally hear me.
33:49I mean, 23 years of telling you the kind of pizza I like, and it still doesn't occur to you
33:57to get it.
33:57It makes me feel like I don't matter.
34:03Wow, I didn't realize.
34:07I know.
34:12I shouldn't have compared you to Jane.
34:14That wasn't right.
34:17That's okay.
34:23She's really good to you, huh?
34:38Then I think you should go to Paris.
34:42What?
34:43Yeah.
34:48Because otherwise, you'll always wonder if she could make you happy.
34:53Didn't we say that was the point of us separating?
35:04Can I still stay and watch a movie?
35:09Of course.
35:31Susan?
35:43You gotta be kidding me
35:47Susan, what do you think you're doing?
35:49Oh, I remember this house
35:50They have naked guy runs out and I don't get my fare
35:54Oh, no, no, no, put that back
35:56You'll get your fare this time
35:58Honey, I'm sorry, but I have to go
36:00It's all in my note
36:01What is it with you and notes lately?
36:03You were asleep when I came home from the funeral
36:05Well, if you're taking off to New York, you wake me up
36:08I'm not going to New York, I'm going to Oklahoma
36:10And now I'm just confused
36:13Okay, two minutes
36:19You asked me why I still feel so guilty
36:23I finally figured it out
36:25He got a phone call
36:26Who got a phone call?
36:28Alejandro
36:29When we were putting his body into the ground, his phone rang
36:32Do you know what that means?
36:34He had really good cell phone service?
36:36It means he has a family and they have no idea where he is
36:40It must be tearing them apart
36:42He did something horrible
36:44Not them
36:46They shouldn't have to suffer too
36:50What exactly are you going to do about it?
36:53I'm not sure yet
36:55I just know I have to see if they're okay
37:00I think it's the only way I'm ever getting back to normal
37:06Well, then I guess you've got to go
37:30Hey, where are you off to?
37:33I'm just visiting some family
37:36Oh, that sounds like fun
37:38We'll have a good trip
37:41It's a lonely business keeping secrets
37:45That's why we all search for someone we can confide in
37:52An ally who will understand
37:59An advisor we can trust
38:05A friend who will never judge
38:12Yes, we all need help hiding the darkest truths of our lives
38:20Because as soon as you've told one secret
38:27Another is likely to appear