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00:08Paranoia.
00:11It's the irrational fear that someone is after you.
00:19That you're going to be exposed at any moment.
00:25Paranoia can sneak up on you.
00:29Causing you to stumble at every turn.
00:35And just when you think you're in the clear.
00:39And the danger has passed.
00:43Paranoia reminds you.
00:45Gabby.
00:47Lynette.
00:49That no place is truly safe.
00:53Oh my God.
01:00Where'd he go?
01:01Is he gone?
01:02For now we gotta hurry.
01:04I think we're close.
01:05I recognize this area.
01:07God this is freaking me out.
01:08Well it doesn't help that it's Halloween.
01:09Let's just dig him up and get this over with.
01:11Ladies.
01:13Ladies.
01:15Bree.
01:18Bree.
01:19Honey.
01:19Are you okay?
01:23Paranoia.
01:24It's the irrational fear that someone is after you.
01:28But even when you hope it isn't real.
01:32It can still scare you to death.
01:35No.
01:42Susan Delfino had always been a great student.
01:47That's because she knew how to be the teacher's pet.
01:52Some liked gifts.
01:55Some liked extra credit.
01:59And some just liked her.
02:04But in her new class, Susan would learn that not every teacher...
02:09Happy Halloween.
02:10...was in the market for a pet.
02:13I thought you might like a little treat complete with candy corn.
02:16Who doesn't like candy corn?
02:23Apparently you.
02:26It appears some of you have remembered today's the day I select my intern.
02:30Oh, is that today?
02:31I have a commission due Tuesday, and I need all the help I can get this weekend.
02:34Now, this is obviously a prestigious honor.
02:37That goes without saying.
02:38And it won't be awarded based on brown-nosing, boot-licking, or cupcake-making.
02:43That about covers all your moves.
02:44My decision will be made solely on talent, experience, and who irritates me the least.
02:50Oh, crap.
02:51And that's why...
02:52Stand up, Amy.
02:54I've chosen Susan Delfino.
02:59Sit down, Amy.
03:01That was fun.
03:02Me?
03:03Meet me at five tomorrow.
03:04We'll discuss your duties.
03:05Thank you so much.
03:06I'm so grateful.
03:08But could we make it 5.15?
03:10My son has soccer practice.
03:11I have no kids.
03:13And he's not very good, so he won't be going.
03:14See you at five.
03:22Hey, babe.
03:23How you doing?
03:25Fine.
03:26Good.
03:28Great.
03:30Glad to hear it.
03:40Would you like your own cup?
03:41Oh.
03:43Sorry.
03:45Just...
03:46That night really scared the hell out of me.
03:49Scared me, too.
03:50Yeah, but you haven't done anything about it.
03:52I thought you were going to check out an AA meeting.
03:54Gabby, I'm not an alcoholic.
03:55Tell that to the cab driver who helped me carry you inside the house.
03:58Fine.
03:59If it will keep your fingers out of my coffee, I'll go to a meeting.
04:05We love you.
04:08We're going to get through this, okay?
04:11Oh, and do me a favor.
04:12If it turns out you are an alcoholic, I promise you won't be one of those whiny ones.
04:27God, he brought shame.
04:33Hey, sweetie.
04:34How was your dad's?
04:36It was fun.
04:36Good.
04:38Look, it's my Halloween costume.
04:40I'm going to be a swan.
04:42Right.
04:43How about you be something mommy can actually make, like a ghost or a 13-year-old American
04:47teenager?
04:48You don't have to make it.
04:50Jane said she would.
04:53Of course she did.
04:55Well, I should go thank her for helping me to parent you.
05:01Jane, it's okay.
05:03You don't have to stay in the car.
05:06Or maybe you should.
05:08I mean, I don't want to show you up with my fancy sweats.
05:10Oh, stop.
05:11You look great.
05:11Look, I think it's sweet that you volunteered to help Penny make her costume.
05:15Yeah, I hope I didn't overstep.
05:17You know, it's just before medical school I dabbled a bit in fashion design.
05:20Oh, of course you did.
05:21It was nothing.
05:22A couple of semesters in Paris.
05:24Ah, Paris, c'est la plus belle vie du monde, non?
05:27Oui, oui, oui.
05:28Yes.
05:28She's teaching me.
05:31Of course she is.
05:33Anyway, making Penny's Halloween costumes is sort of a mother-daughter tradition.
05:38Since when?
05:40Since always.
05:42Actually, I started it already, and I don't want to oversell, but it's going to be pretty
05:46great.
05:47I'm sorry she didn't say anything.
05:48I'm sure she didn't want to hurt your feelings.
05:50Well, if you change your mind, it's really no trouble.
05:53I've already made a bunch of costumes for the kids in the cancer ward.
05:59Of course she did.
06:04Oh, God, you're closing the curtains.
06:05This can't be good.
06:06It isn't.
06:07I just heard the details of Ben's latest real estate project.
06:10Mom!
06:10Oh, Connie, not right now.
06:11We're talking.
06:12You told me to try my costume.
06:14You said you'd fix the yoke.
06:16Oh, this will take two seconds.
06:21Celia's going is bacon.
06:23This works a lot better when we're together.
06:26So, what were you guys talking about?
06:30Um, I was just telling your mother a very scary Halloween story about these four witches
06:35who buried a monster deep in the woods.
06:38Cool.
06:39And after they buried the monster, they went on with their lives until this big, frightening
06:42real estate developer came along and decided to build condos right where the monster was
06:46buried.
06:48Ow!
06:49Oh, sorry, Celia.
06:51Are you sure?
06:52Yeah, witches always lie.
06:53Not this witch.
06:55Well, I think one of those witches better go see what she can do to kill the project.
06:58How?
06:59I don't know.
07:00It's your story.
07:01Fine.
07:06Yeah, that actually was kind of a lame story.
07:09It wasn't even scary.
07:11Trust me, honey.
07:12It was really, really scary.
07:27Hi.
07:29Sorry I've been AWOL for the past two weeks, but that's only because I...
07:32I'm sorry, have we met Ben, is it?
07:35I know, I know.
07:37I've been swamped getting my new project underway.
07:39But I want to make it up to you.
07:41How?
07:42Tomorrow night, my place, dinner for two, cooked by one.
07:47Tomorrow's Halloween.
07:48So?
07:49It'll be fun.
07:50We can pass out candy to trick or treat us.
07:52And then maybe later we can trick a little treat-a-vara.
07:57I don't know where I was going with it.
08:00All right, you want a date with me?
08:02Yeah.
08:03Beg.
08:05Excuse me?
08:06On your knees, soldier.
08:15Renee, dear, sweet, horrible girl, would you do me the honour of dining with me on the morrow?
08:23I would.
08:27Was that really necessary?
08:29It was for me.
08:31I had to make sure I wasn't rolling over for a guy with a bald spot.
08:40Intern Susan Delfino, reporting for duty, sir.
08:44I was wondering how long it might take me to regret this.
08:46Wait.
08:47I just want to say how honoured I am that you chose me.
08:50It's nice to know that when the history of art is written,
08:53there'll be one small footnote with my name on it.
09:00Susan, Jasper, Jasper, Susan.
09:02I'll pick him up Monday night.
09:04I don't understand.
09:05He's my son.
09:06You're watching him for the weekend.
09:07My ex says he's deathly allergic to tree nuts, cats, something else I can't remember.
09:13Wait a minute.
09:15So, you have a son?
09:17Somebody married you?
09:19Briefly, I was young and needed money.
09:20She was rich and wanted a child.
09:22And now one weekend a month, Jasper and I spend some quality time together.
09:26See you Monday.
09:27Oh, wait a minute.
09:28So, that's what this is.
09:30I'm just a glorified babysitter.
09:33No, no, no, no.
09:34As per school policy, we're calling it an internship.
09:38That way I don't have to pay you.
09:48So, Jasper, looks like it's just you and me.
09:51What are you reading?
09:53Tips for surviving a nuclear attack.
09:56The people of Nagasaki never saw it coming.
09:59Know how they feel.
10:07So, Ben and I are having sex tomorrow.
10:11Ew, not in front of my kid's costume.
10:13Sorry, it's our first time.
10:14It's kind of a big deal.
10:16First time?
10:16I thought sex was like shaking hands for you.
10:18It is.
10:19I like to get it over with early so there's no pressure.
10:23But, with Ben, there's been all this buildup, so.
10:26Pressure.
10:27Yeah.
10:29I like him.
10:30A lot.
10:31And I want a first time to be great.
10:33That's sweet.
10:35That's why I got some sex drugs in Chinatown.
10:39Less sweet.
10:41Woman love fluid.
10:43I gotta put some tape over that.
10:45Does this stuff work?
10:46Even if all it jacks up is my confidence, that is good enough for me.
10:50Okay, what do you think?
10:52This looks like a cat, right?
10:57Sure.
10:58After it's passed through a coyote.
10:59What is going on?
11:01You always go for easy costumes.
11:04Didn't you once staple math tests to Penny's jeans and center out as smarty pants?
11:08Yes, but this year Tom's new girlfriend offered to make Penny's costume, so I, of course, said I would.
11:14Damn, why is there no Chinese costume fluid?
11:17Well, you're in luck.
11:19I have a friend in New York that is a costume designer, and he has three Tony Awards.
11:23And he'll make my kid's cat outfit?
11:26Sadly, he'll do anything for cash.
11:28He's a huge coke head.
11:29That means he'll do it fast, too.
11:31That's great.
11:33I mean, for us.
11:35Poor guy needs help.
11:36My thoughts and prayers are with him.
11:41Hey there.
11:43If you're here for the meeting, it just ended, as I'm sure you can tell by the massacre at the
11:47donut box.
11:50Actually, I was just really looking to talk to somebody.
11:54Well, I'm Alan.
11:56Carlos.
11:57Why don't you tell me what's going on with you, Carlos?
11:58Why don't you?
12:00Okay.
12:04I had a little incident a few nights ago.
12:07Uh-huh.
12:10Got loaded, and I left the house, and I don't remember doing it.
12:17It blacked out, huh?
12:19I'm so jealous of you guys.
12:21I was always cursed with total recall of every horrifying second of my benders.
12:27So, how often does this happen?
12:29It doesn't.
12:31I usually don't drink that much, just lately.
12:33Yeah?
12:34So, what's lately?
12:36I don't know.
12:37Two months, maybe?
12:39Something happened two months ago?
12:41You lose your job?
12:42Did your wife leave you?
12:43Dog die?
12:48No.
12:50Nothing I could think of.
12:52Hmm.
12:53Because usually this sort of thing is triggered by some kind of traumatic incident.
12:56You know, I don't think this was such a good idea.
12:59Hey, I wasn't trying to pry.
13:01Alan, thanks, but I really got to be going.
13:03It was good meeting you, Carlos.
13:05Listen, if you ever want to talk, here's my cell.
13:09Day or night, I'll pick up.
13:12Appreciate it.
13:13Luck to you.
13:30Bye-bye.
13:45Great.
13:47Well, is everything all right?
13:49I just saw some miscreants throwing eggs at your house.
13:52I tried to run over and catch them, but I was too late.
13:56It's probably some kids warming up for Halloween.
13:59No, it wasn't kids.
14:01And they shouted something unpleasant about real estate developers,
14:04including an anti-Australian slur.
14:08I've never heard an anti-Australian slur.
14:10What was it?
14:11I'd rather not repeat it.
14:13The point is, there seems to be some strenuous opposition
14:16to the Chapman Woods development,
14:18and as your liaison, I think you should consider relocating it.
14:22All right. Let me consider it.
14:25Nah, screw them.
14:27Excuse me?
14:28I've already sunk $100,000 into moving this project from Hawkins Lake.
14:32There's no way I'm doing it again.
14:34Well, what happened at Hawkins Lake?
14:40We're all set to go. Bulldozers at the ready.
14:42And then the environmental impact study turns up five endangered yellow-spotted frogs.
14:48Frogs?
14:48Yeah.
14:49Those slimy little bastards are now the proud owners of 50 acres of waterfront real estate.
14:55I'm just curious.
14:56Have you had your environmental impact study in Chapman Woods yet?
15:00Tomorrow.
15:01But I'm not worried.
15:02My guys have been over every inch of it.
15:04Not a miserable amphibian in sight.
15:08Yes.
15:09And I can't imagine that would change overnight.
15:20They'd actually stop a construction project for a frog?
15:23If it's an endangered yellow-spotted frog, they will.
15:25Now come on, help me find some.
15:27Ah, things creep me out.
15:30You know that story where the princess has to kiss the frog, turn him back into a prince?
15:33So not worth it.
15:34I don't care how rich his dad was.
15:36Gabby, you know where they don't have frogs?
15:37Gabby's prison, which is where we're going to be if we don't plant some at Ben's construction site.
15:42Help.
15:43Oh, God.
15:48Where's that one?
15:49Does he have spots on his legs?
15:51He has to have spots on his legs.
15:52You're good with crafts.
15:53You can stencil some on later.
15:56Damn it.
15:58This is more of a boy's thing.
15:59Why isn't Carlos here?
16:01Because I didn't tell him about the construction.
16:03What?
16:04Why not?
16:04Because he's got a lot on his plate right now.
16:06Or, actually, in his glass.
16:09He's been drinking a lot.
16:12Really?
16:13Do you want me to speak to him?
16:14No.
16:15No.
16:15He's been going to AA meetings.
16:17I said he met a great sponsor.
16:18He's doing fine.
16:19I certainly understand what he's going through.
16:21It's kind of a miracle that I've stayed sober through all of this.
16:25No, no.
16:26There's one fire fight.
16:30Help!
16:31No!
16:32Help!
16:32Help!
16:35This is going to be a long day.
16:41So, you want to play some video games?
16:44That's original.
16:48Okay, um, something more creative.
16:52You want to carve a jack-o-lantern?
16:54I'd rather stick a knife in my eye.
16:59Only 36 hours to go.
17:0137.
17:02He's always late.
17:05I am the candy bot 3000.
17:08Please give candy.
17:11Oh, MJ, you look amazing.
17:13I mean, I am mom bot 3000, costume approved.
17:19You guys sound stupid.
17:21Your insult does not compute.
17:24Shut up!
17:25Nobody cares about being a dumb robot!
17:45Hey, what's going on?
17:47I just hate all this Halloween stuff.
17:50How can you hate a holiday that's all about dressing up and getting free candy?
17:54It's the best day of the year.
18:01Jasper, does your dad not let you celebrate Halloween?
18:04He says it's for kids.
18:07You do know you're a kid, right?
18:14Okay, that's it.
18:16You and your father are coming trick-or-treating with us.
18:19I'll never go for that.
18:21Oh, you just let me talk to him.
18:23I can be pretty persuasive.
18:26I'd rather stick a knife in my eye.
18:28Oh, come on.
18:29Your son is dying to go trick-or-treating.
18:31It's just a couple hours.
18:32Until I deliver this painting, it's the only thing I care about.
18:36That and a cigarette.
18:39Don't look at this.
18:39It's not done.
19:02Kimmy, will you stop with a sanitizer?
19:04Your hand's going to slide right off the wheel.
19:05I can't help it.
19:07I can still feel those slimy things crawling through my fingers.
19:10Speaking of which, how come I don't hear anything moving in that box?
19:13Shouldn't they be croaking or something?
19:15Maybe they're resting.
19:16Or dead.
19:17You don't think they're dead, do you?
19:20Oh, God.
19:21Don't bring that in the front seat.
19:24I don't hear anything.
19:27All right.
19:28I'm trying to remain calm.
19:30Please tell me those are your long webbed fingers on my arm.
19:33Gabby, do not panic.
19:42Stay calm!
19:43Stay calm!
19:45Panic!
19:46Watch the road!
19:47I think it's on my leg!
19:48Stop swerving!
19:49I'm trying to get the leg back on!
19:51Get it on me!
19:52Careful, it's crawling under the brake pedal!
19:54Not anymore!
19:55No!
19:56No!
19:58Oh, no!
19:59Oh, no!
20:00Oh, they're getting away!
20:02They're so fast!
20:03What the hell could endanger them?
20:05No!
20:06Detailing is never going to get that out!
20:19We're so screwed!
20:21Will you please stop saying that?
20:23In 12 hours, those bulldozers are going to break ground.
20:26I think the phrase, we are so screwed, cannot be said enough.
20:28There must be something we can do.
20:30They're going to find Alejandro's body.
20:31They'll do an investigation.
20:33They'll learn he's my stepfather.
20:36Unless?
20:37Unless what?
20:41There's no body to be found.
20:53Mom, I need my cat costume!
20:55Dad and Jane will be here soon.
20:57I'm just putting on the finishing touches!
20:59The tracking number is J-H-K-W-R-X-A.
21:03I'm not sure why the tracking numbers are all letters, but it's your system, so...
21:07Oh, forget it, forget it, here he is.
21:11Hey, up here, up here!
21:13Don't, don't ring the doorbell, I just put my baby down for a nap.
21:16Toss the package up here.
21:18I'll catch it, I have three sons, come on!
21:28Nice!
21:36I cannot win any longer, let me see.
21:40Finished.
21:41All yours.
21:42Thanks, Mom.
21:43I can't believe you made this all by yourself.
21:45Mrs. Scavo, I need a signature!
21:48Let's go try it on.
21:49Come on, go, go.
21:55Just saying, you are one good wig away from being a fantastic, cowardly lion.
22:00Drop it, witch.
22:02Just say it for me once.
22:04I do believe in spooks.
22:05I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.
22:07Look, I'm only here because you kidnapped my painting.
22:09The ransom was two hours of trick-or-treating.
22:11No costume, no chit-chat.
22:13All I'm doing is count the minutes so I can get back to work.
22:18Score, check it out.
22:19They had giant peanut butter cuffs.
22:21Nice going, sweetie.
22:23I got a chocolate bomb.
22:25Want some?
22:25No thanks, pal.
22:26What I want is to go.
22:28But we've only done half the street.
22:30Okay, well, I'll tell you what.
22:32What if we leave now and I'll give you 20 bucks?
22:34You can buy all the candy you like.
22:35Your father's just messing with you.
22:37Right on ahead.
22:38I promise don't go fast, Andre.
22:41He calls you on.
22:43Well, yeah, I prefer it.
22:45Dad isn't an accurate characterization of our relationship.
22:49He's your son.
22:50He's her son.
22:53Biologically, he's yours.
22:54Ontologically, he's getting in the way of my work.
22:56Well, psychologically, you're a freaking sociopath.
22:59Do you see how desperately that boy is trying to connect with you?
23:02And you do everything you can to push him away.
23:04I'm not interested in the relationship.
23:08Tough.
23:10He's not a novel you can just toss aside if it's boring.
23:14Or a painting you can just walk past because it's not interesting.
23:17He's a person with feelings.
23:19Okay, just keep going.
23:21This is really making the time fly by.
23:25I have spent the last few weeks trying to get you to like me.
23:29And I just realized something.
23:31I don't like you.
23:35You're painting us in the utility closet next to your classroom.
23:39Go take care of your masterpiece.
23:41I'll take care of your son.
23:49Thank you for letting me toggle down trick-or-treating.
23:52Chloe's 20 now, so I'm nostalgic for things like this.
23:55You're lucky.
23:56My older kids are 20 as well, but this one kept knocking me up,
23:59so now I won't get to be nostalgic until I'm 90.
24:04So is Penny ready?
24:06Because we've got to get to the McAllister's before they run out of popcorn balls.
24:09She's just putting on her costume that I sewed with my hands,
24:13and I'm pretty proud of it.
24:15Mom!
24:17This is amazing!
24:20Look, I'm a kitten with a whip.
24:23Meow!
24:27This is just in case she's attacked my dogs!
24:30You're proud of this?
24:33Yep.
24:34I thought it was cute.
24:36Yeah!
24:37If she's trick-or-treating for dollar bills, it's completely inappropriate!
24:41Honey, go back upstairs and see if you can find those smarty pants.
24:44Do I have to?
24:45Do you?
24:47Penny, are you sure you put the whole costume on?
24:51I think so.
24:52There wasn't a skirt that went with it,
24:54because I'm pretty sure a skirt was a part of that pattern, right?
24:58Yeah, yeah, there was.
25:00Well, I bet I could help you find that skirt your mom made.
25:06I bet you could.
25:09Come on!
25:13Come on!
25:16I bet you could.
25:18I bet you could.
25:21I bet you could.
25:30I bet you could.
25:31I bet you could.
25:32I bet you could.
25:32I bet you could.
25:32I bet you could.
25:33I bet you could.
25:35I bet you could.
25:36I bet you could.
25:42I bet you could.
25:55Hold that thought.
26:05TRIGGER TREE!
26:06Amazing costumes.
26:08Now, don't get me with your hook.
26:09And look at you.
26:11Aren't you the prettiest little princess in the whole...
26:18Well, let's see if we can find something fun-sized for me to enjoy.
26:35Is it hot in here?
26:38I don't think so.
26:39Okay.
26:40Maybe I should, uh, take off the layer.
26:54You alright?
26:55I'm not sure.
26:57I've got this...
26:58this tightness in my throat.
27:01Yeah, your eyes look a little glassy.
27:04Are you sure you're okay?
27:05We could do this another night, you know.
27:06No, no, no.
27:07I'm fine, really.
27:11Now, get over here, big man.
27:22What about the house with the spiderwebs and the bats?
27:25That didn't scare you?
27:26Nah.
27:27It takes a lot more than that to scare me.
27:32How did you get in here?
27:34This is under the mat.
27:35It's a great hiding place, by the way.
27:37Hadn't he stumped for a good four seconds.
27:38Mommy?
27:39Can we go trade candy?
27:41Well, you'll have to ask Jasper's...
27:43Andre.
27:46Yeah, it's fine.
27:47Alright.
27:49Thought you were gonna finish your painting.
27:51I will.
27:53But I was thinking about what you said.
27:55And you realized the error of your ways and came to tell me that?
27:58God.
28:00Is that how things work in your world?
28:01Look, I get you don't like me.
28:04Most people don't.
28:06I've learned to live without mainly by not caring.
28:09Oh.
28:09I think you care.
28:11I swear to God I don't.
28:13You have to understand, Susan, my work is always gonna come first.
28:18Even before Jasper?
28:20That's what I was getting to.
28:21I heard what you said.
28:22He is my son.
28:24And I'm gonna try to be a better dad.
28:28Well, I bet it'll make you a better painter.
28:30I bet it won't.
28:32You need to know something about being a true artist.
28:37This gift, this curse, whatever it is.
28:40It consumes you and blots out everything else.
28:42Friends, family, everything.
28:46I would never let that happen to me.
28:51You may not have a choice.
29:03Trigger!
29:10Trigger!
29:11That's weird.
29:12They didn't even wait for the candy.
29:14How's dinner coming?
29:16Oh, it's just about.
29:17Oh, my God, what happened to you?
29:20What?
29:21You need to see a doctor.
29:23Over this little rash. Don't be silly.
29:26Now, stand still. Stop running in circles.
29:29I'm not moving.
29:31Oh, that's not good.
29:34On second thought, I'm not really feeling very...
29:38Oh, okay. Okay.
29:40Definitely time for a doctor.
29:51Almost finished.
29:53Wow. From cat house to house cat.
29:55In ten minutes, you could do this professionally.
29:57You mean like the person who made it?
30:00Yeah.
30:02I may have slightly over-exaggerated my sewing skills.
30:06I guess I was feeling...
30:10This is new for me.
30:12It's new for me, too.
30:14You're going to bust me?
30:15For trying to look good?
30:17Lynette, when my husband left me for our Swedish au pair,
30:20I went out and bought my daughter a car.
30:22She's 13.
30:25Well, then it's official.
30:27You're better at everything, even bribery.
30:28Please.
30:29You had a career and raised five kids.
30:32I could barely keep it together with one.
30:33Who says I kept it together?
30:34I think you're doing pretty great.
30:36You're smart.
30:38Confident.
30:39In fact, this might sound a little weird,
30:41but you seem like the kind of person I could be friends with.
30:47It doesn't sound weird.
30:48Before, when you saved my ass out there,
30:52that was the kind of thing a friend does.
30:55Happy out.
30:58Then...
31:02Can I ask you to help me with something else?
31:05Sure.
31:06You think maybe you could stop trying to take my husband away from me?
31:11What?
31:12Your marriage ended?
31:13You know what this feels like.
31:16Well, that's not fair.
31:18The circumstances were completely different.
31:21Maybe they were,
31:23but you still know how it hurts.
31:25So I'm asking you, please,
31:27back off.
31:29Okay?
31:31You think I'm going to give up on him
31:33just because you can't accept your marriage is over?
31:37We have five kids.
31:39One of them is just a baby.
31:40I'm not letting my husband go without a fight.
31:42According to Tom,
31:43you're always looking for a fight.
31:46My ex was like that, too.
31:48When you find somebody who isn't,
31:50you want to hang on to them.
31:59You should give us the money.
32:09Okay, the girls are asleep.
32:11Listen for the doorbell
32:12in case there's some late trick-or-treaters.
32:13I know the drill.
32:15Oh, and don't wait up for me.
32:17I'll be late.
32:18We're taking Lynette out for a drink.
32:20Oh, sorry.
32:22I'm fine, Gabby.
32:23It's just her first holiday
32:24without Tom and the kids,
32:26so we want to give her a fun night out.
32:28You know, to boost her spirits.
32:31Hi.
32:34We're digging up the body tonight?
32:37We have no choice.
32:38Ben's bulldozers start tearing up the woods
32:40tomorrow morning.
32:42Where are Carlos and Susan?
32:44Carlos is not in a good place right now.
32:46I didn't want to freak him out.
32:47And Susan has done nothing but freak out,
32:48so it's just us.
32:49Come on.
32:50Oh, okay.
32:55I can't believe this.
32:56We're getting rid of a dead body again.
32:58I know.
32:59I'm so sorry.
33:00No, I just spent the evening
33:01with my husband's new girlfriend.
33:02This doesn't sound so bad.
33:10How are you feeling?
33:12Better.
33:13They gave me a shot of cortisone.
33:15The doctor said it was something I ate.
33:17Maybe strawberries or nuts.
33:20Really?
33:21He told me it was the woman love fluid.
33:25Okay, goodbye.
33:26Nice smelling you.
33:27I mean, you do know you're not supposed to roofie yourself, right?
33:30Go away.
33:34I don't get it.
33:38Why would you take something like that?
33:42Because I wanted tonight to be special, okay?
33:44Um, because I haven't been with anyone since my divorce.
33:53You...
33:54When I moved here, you offered me sex before you even knew my name.
33:57Well, yeah, but that was before...
34:01Can I put the shoe pack on?
34:03Yeah.
34:04That was before I realised how much I like you.
34:10Well, I like you too.
34:13Would you like some company under there?
34:34Trick-or-treat.
34:36Trick-or-treat.
34:37Trick-or-treat.
34:43Trick-or-treat.
34:47Trick-or-treat.
34:50Uh, so this is the part where you give me candy?
34:54Uh, so this is the part where you give me candy?
35:32I don't know about this.
35:33Whatever happened and never returned to the scene of the crime?
35:37She's got a point.
35:39We just need to do this in the most efficient manner possible.
35:42Find the grave, dig up the body...
35:44Sounds easy so far.
35:45Wrap it in a tarp, weigh it down with some bricks and toss it in the lake.
35:49I have all the supplies in my trunk along with clean towels, hand sanitizer and breathing masks, in case the
35:54stench is overwhelming.
36:03Anyone want to guess what a corpse looks like after two months in the ground?
36:07Oh, yeah.
36:09Is it just bones or is there, like, other stuff too?
36:12I don't know.
36:14Did you hear something?
36:15Yeah.
36:16What is that?
36:17Hey!
36:18Who's there?
36:19Come on, where's that?
36:20I don't know.
36:21What do we do?
36:22Run.
36:23Okay.
36:23No.
36:24Split up.
36:29I don't know.
36:37I don't know.
36:42It's a little bit too.
36:49We do.
36:50No.
36:50No.
36:51No.
36:51No.
36:52No.
36:53No.
36:53No.
36:53No.
36:54No.
37:08where'd he go? is he gone? for now well we gotta hurry. i i think we're most i recognize this
37:14area.
37:15god this is creeping me out. well it doesn't help that it's halloween. let's just dig him up and get
37:19this over with. okay. gabby. linette. oh my god. ladies. ladies. green.
37:46paranoia. it's the irrational feeling that the whole world is against you. no. but it's no longer
37:54paranoia when you discover that someone really is out to get you.