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00:03All set. Now that you're a biker chick, there's one other thing you gotta know how to do.
00:12Thanks, mister.
00:18It had been a long time since Brie Vandekamp was a little girl.
00:24But she could still remember everything she'd ever been told about sex.
00:30Her grandmother informed her it was a woman's burden.
00:35Her minister warned her it was a sin.
00:40Her teacher taught her it was unhealthy.
00:44Yes, everyone had told Brie her sexual urges were dangerous.
00:50But no one had ever told her how to get rid of them.
00:56Hey, there you are.
00:58I'm off to the bank.
01:00Before you go, I want to show you something.
01:01Come here.
01:03A whole new idea.
01:04I want to panel the study in this.
01:07Oh, well, that's unusual.
01:09Historical birch from a Wyoming snow fence, over 200 years old.
01:12Feel it.
01:14No, really.
01:15Feel it.
01:17You know what they call this?
01:20Witness wood.
01:21Because it's seen so much history.
01:23Unlike me, who slept through history and had to go to summer school.
01:27I have to go.
01:28It's late.
01:37Yes, when Brie was a little girl, she'd been taught her sexual urges were dangerous.
01:46Unfortunately, she was about to learn.
01:51Those urges were dangerous for everyone.
02:02The doctors and nurses at Fairview Hospital are experts at healing.
02:07They can set bones, bandage wounds, and treat diseases.
02:17Sadly, one thing they don't know how to heal is a guilty conscience.
02:22I don't know what happened.
02:23She just came out of nowhere.
02:25Oh, honey, this could have been any of us.
02:27Kids on that street are always playing where they shouldn't be.
02:29Still, I would just feel better if they would come out and tell us something.
02:32Well, Anita was talking when they put her in the ambulance, so I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
02:36And I just spoke to one of the nurses.
02:37She seemed pretty positive.
02:39Well, that's a relief.
02:42Paul, what are you doing here?
02:44I heard about the accident, so I rushed right over.
02:47That's what neighbors do, right?
02:49Well, that's very thoughtful.
02:52We'll tell Gabby you stop by.
02:54Yeah, don't feel like you have to hang around.
02:56There's nothing we can do.
02:58We can pray.
03:12Dear Lord, we ask that you be with this young child and with the doctors caring for her.
03:16That she may be returned in full health to her loving family.
03:20Amen.
03:21Amen.
03:23Well, I have to get home.
03:25I'm expecting someone.
03:26Please extend my good wishes to Gabby.
03:32Dear Lord, please don't let that creep ever touch me again.
03:35Amen.
03:38Oh, Gabby, thank God.
03:40How is Juanita?
03:41She's going to be fine.
03:43They're keeping her a couple days for observation.
03:45So I told Carlos he doesn't even have to fly back from his business trip.
03:48That's great news.
03:50Yeah, it is.
03:52Uh, Bree, Andrew, can I talk to you for a second?
03:58Thanks for coming.
03:59I feel so blessed to have such wonderful...
04:01What the hell is wrong with you people?
04:03Oh, first you take out my mother-in-law, then you go after my daughter.
04:06Are you trying to kill off every Juanita Solis on the planet?
04:08I admit, it was a terrible coincidence.
04:10You're getting sloppy, you know.
04:11This one was in broad daylight.
04:12I'm sorry, she just came out of nowhere.
04:14Have you seen my daughter?
04:16She never comes out of nowhere.
04:18On a related note, I just want to say how much I appreciate you not telling Carlos about me running
04:22over his mom.
04:23I'm going to give you that one because I wasn't fond of her.
04:25But as for the rest of my family, learn to swerve.
04:30Why does this keep happening?
04:32I don't know.
04:33I mean, maybe God's punishing us.
04:36Or God is punishing the Solises and we're just doing God's work.
04:41I feel awful.
04:42I should never have been fiddling with that radio.
04:45Radio?
04:45Mom, I saw you from across the street.
04:48You were checking out Keith's ass.
04:49That's preposterous.
04:50You were looking at that contractor's butt like you were waiting for a side of steak sauce.
04:54Watch your mouth.
04:54This isn't one of your homosexual dance clubs.
04:56I'm telling you, it was the radio.
04:59Okay, fine.
05:00But while we're talking about the radio, you do know that that particular model is like 15 years too young
05:05for you, right?
05:24Who is it?
05:26Maxine.
05:27Oh.
05:28Oh, hang on a second.
05:32I was just wrapping up my first session.
05:34I know.
05:36I was watching.
05:38And?
05:40What did you think?
05:41It was like watching a dream.
05:43And you know why?
05:44Because I was asleep.
05:46Sit down, honey.
05:48It's time I gave you a few pointers.
05:53Smudges.
05:54Now, you see what I'm doing here?
05:58Oh.
06:01And let's not forget the duster.
06:09Okay, okay.
06:10I get it.
06:12And what have we here?
06:15Smudges.
06:19We eat off that table.
06:21Am I making my point?
06:23We are selling a fantasy here.
06:25You gotta, you know, loosen up.
06:27I want to.
06:29I just...
06:30I can't stop thinking about all those men out there watching me.
06:36Yes, they're watching you.
06:37They are spending their hard-earned dollars to see the perfect woman.
06:42You, my darling, have all the power here.
06:50Now, is that a crumb I see on that rug?
07:04Doug.
07:05Oh.
07:08That's it.
07:10That's my girl.
07:11Whew.
07:13Doug, if your lawyers don't sweeten the settlement offer, I will sue you for half of everything.
07:17And that includes your girlfriend's new implants.
07:20You pay for them out of our joint account, so technically one of those puppies is mine.
07:24Oh, I don't know, maybe throw it in the pool and use it as a floatie?
07:27Uh, Renee.
07:29Oh, she's gonna be dating soon enough.
07:31It's time she learned what men are all about.
07:34Now, sweetie, what did Aunt U and A teach you about marriage?
07:38Never sign a prenup.
07:39Oh, jeez.
07:42Hey!
07:44What are you doing home from work?
07:45I'm not feeling well.
07:47Again?
07:48That's the third time this week.
07:51You need to go to the doctor.
07:52No, I'm fine.
07:53I'm just gonna lie on the couch and watch some TV.
07:55Okay.
07:57Oh!
07:58Before you fire up the golf channel, you think maybe you could make a quick run to the grocery store?
08:03I'm tired.
08:03Can't you do it?
08:05I'm a little busy right now.
08:06I've got five kids and a useless house guest.
08:09Hi there.
08:10Ugh.
08:11I need you functional.
08:13Either go to the doctor and get some help, or quick complaining and give me some help.
08:17Fine.
08:17I'll go tomorrow.
08:19Man, the sympathy in here is just overwhelming.
08:22Okay.
08:24What?
08:26Nothing.
08:27It's none of my business.
08:30But, you may want to be careful.
08:32You two are starting to sound a lot like me and Doug.
08:34I appreciate the concern, but Tom and I always do that.
08:37Doug and I always did that, too.
08:40Look at us now.
08:41I'm telling you we're fine.
08:45If you say so.
08:50The doctors say she's going to be fine.
08:52They're only keeping her in the hospital as a precaution.
08:54She'll be home in a few days.
08:55Thank God.
08:57Well, look who's here.
08:58Can we please not have another ugly scene?
09:01I only came to check on Juanita.
09:02She's fine.
09:03Fantastic.
09:04So, I see you let our tomato plants wither, just like you did our relationship.
09:08Well, that's what happens when you grow needy, whiny tomatoes.
09:11Boys, boys, it's been a month.
09:13Can't you just kiss each other's bottoms and make up?
09:17Isn't that what they do?
09:21Who's that?
09:24She looks lost.
09:28Should we help her?
09:30Son of a bitch!
09:32We should help her.
09:38Miss, is everything okay?
09:40No.
09:42I am so lost.
09:45I gave the cab driver the address, but I only had a 20.
09:49And it turns out that only gets you as far as hypiscus circle.
09:51So he dumped me and I had to walk in these shoes, which broke.
09:54And that is the last time I am buying footwear over the internet.
09:57Were you looking for Wisteria Lane?
09:59Yeah, that sounds right.
10:01Is my fish moving?
10:02If he goes belly up, this is going to be the worst day ever.
10:05Who is it you're here to see?
10:07Paul Young.
10:09Really?
10:10Are you a friend of his?
10:13Well...
10:13Beth!
10:16I thought you were going to be here hours ago.
10:19Well, I see you've all met my wife.
10:39Sorry, it got really hot in here and I thought you'd be gone for a while.
10:43So, how's Juanita?
10:45Is she okay?
10:46Um, she's doing much better.
10:48Thank you for asking.
10:50Thank God.
10:51How are you doing?
10:52Uh, me?
10:53I'm okay.
10:55How's the work coming?
10:57Pretty good.
10:58Just getting ready to put, uh...
11:00Shoot.
11:02It's going backwards.
11:06Brie?
11:09You sure you're okay?
11:11I'm fine.
11:11Fine.
11:12It's just been a very stressful day.
11:16I think I know what you need.
11:23It's okay.
11:24Hitting that little girl was an accident.
11:26It could have happened to anyone.
11:29I have to let you go.
11:31Huh?
11:32After you let me go.
11:33Everyone should just let go.
11:38Are you firing me?
11:40Why?
11:41You're too messy.
11:42Your tools are scattered everywhere.
11:45Well, this is a construction site.
11:46And you're getting paint all over the place.
11:49And that cologne of yours, it's overpowering.
11:51I don't wear cologne.
11:52That's just you?
11:54Dear.
11:56Anyway, obviously...
11:58I will pay you for the time you put in, but I think you should go.
12:01You can send me a check.
12:10Bye, guys.
12:12Have a great day.
12:15Aren't you going to work?
12:16Oh, my first class isn't until 11.
12:18I thought I'd spend the morning making more jewelry.
12:20Well, you really are determined to bring in some extra money.
12:24You have no idea.
12:47And you don't let me put my feet on that table.
12:48Mike, what are you doing at home so quick?
12:51I forgot my thermos.
12:53What are you wearing?
12:54I was just doing housework, obviously.
12:59And the air conditioning isn't working, so it got really hot in here.
13:05I'll say.
13:07Mind if I join you?
13:08No, no.
13:09Uh, oh, oh, uh, you know what?
13:12Why don't we take this in the bedroom?
13:14What's wrong with you right here?
13:16I am one lucky guy.
13:19They come home to a hot fantasy like this?
13:22Yep.
13:23And I am one lucky girl to have a husband like you.
13:39And you like finding an apartment?
13:40Not with my settlement.
13:42With New York prices, I'll be forced to live in a place smaller than this.
13:45Oh, my God.
13:46How will you keep from bumping into yourself?
13:49You know what I was thinking?
13:51Why don't I just find a place here in Fairview?
13:56Fairview?
13:57Uh, no.
13:59No, no.
14:00No, you're a New Yorker.
14:01You love the theater, museums.
14:04You said yourself you can't even get a decent cup of coffee around here.
14:07Uh, no, I meant here, Lynette.
14:08Really?
14:09How hard is it to clean the pot?
14:14Hey!
14:15How'd it go with the doctor?
14:17Yeah, can, uh, we, um, talk about that?
14:23So, what did the doctor say?
14:25You're gonna want to sit down.
14:27Tom, you are scaring me.
14:29What is it?
14:32I have postpartum depression.
14:37Come again?
14:38I know, it sounds weird.
14:40But it's a recognized problem for fathers my age.
14:44I've got all the classic symptoms.
14:46Headaches, mood swings, fatigue.
14:49Wow.
14:51Tell me, did he check you for a yeast infection while he was down there, too?
14:56Why don't you learn the facts before you make fun of it?
15:00Men and postpartum, the bitter seed.
15:04Wait, yeah, I'm not buying it.
15:07Show me one stretch mark, one chapped nipple, and we'll talk about your postpartum.
15:11It's a legitimate medical condition, and you're the one who told me to go to the doctor.
15:15So you could be of some use around here, not so you could, uh, oh, take long baths or get
15:20in some extra naps?
15:22Do me a favor, read the whole pamphlet.
15:25Gosh, I wish I could, Tom.
15:27Unfortunately, I have to go take care of my other baby.
15:29I wish I could, Tom.
16:00I love the house.
16:02Oh.
16:03I did the best I could.
16:05I think it needs a woman's touch.
16:07Oh.
16:08I don't have much experience with decorating.
16:11If I so much as moved a chair, Mom would throw a fit.
16:14Then you must be happy to finally have your own home.
16:18I guess.
16:23Look at this.
16:25No plexiglass.
16:26I never dreamed the day would come when I could reach out and touch you.
16:32I didn't either.
16:37There is one thing I'll miss about prison.
16:40Your letters.
16:42Some days they were the only things keeping me going.
16:45I'm glad you liked them.
16:47Thank you, again, for going to so much trouble.
16:50Dinner is wonderful.
16:52I want it tonight to be special.
16:54Since the prison didn't allow conjugal visits, this is kind of our wedding night.
17:00About that, I can't wait to start cooking for you and making things nice around here.
17:06But there are certain other wifely duties that I don't want to rush into.
17:14Oh.
17:16We're still getting to know each other.
17:19Mama said you'd understand.
17:22Oh, I suppose I do.
17:24You're not upset?
17:26Of course not.
17:28But there's more to marriage than sex.
17:36Oh, Mrs. Solis, can I talk to you?
17:40If this is about Juanita and the dessert cart, I told you not to leave it unattended.
17:44No, I was reviewing her chart, and I realized we still had a couple of questions.
17:48Is she allergic to any medications?
17:50Uh, not that I'm aware of.
17:51Okay.
17:51All her vaccinations up to date?
17:53Yes.
17:53And how old was she when you adopted her?
17:59I know it's hard to believe that the little acorn gave birth to the mighty oak.
18:03But believe me, I did.
18:05Okay.
18:06Maybe I'm confused.
18:08But the other day when we talked about possible blood transfusions, you told me you and your husband were type
18:12O.
18:14Yeah, we are.
18:15So?
18:17Well, your daughter is type A.
18:18Two O's can't have an A.
18:22Oh.
18:25Never mind.
18:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:29What was that?
18:30What was that?
18:31Oh, never mind.
18:32It's none of my business.
18:34No, no, tell me.
18:35What are you implying?
18:37Nothing.
18:38I'm simply stating that the odds of Mr. Solis being the biological father of a type A baby are roughly...
18:44No.
18:45Are you suggesting I cheated on him?
18:47I'm simply stating that the odds of Mr. Solis being the biological father of a...
18:51Listen, nursey.
18:51I know you spend your days emptying bedpans and shaving the groins of senior citizens, but there's no drama here.
18:57I've been faithful to my husband.
18:58I have nothing to hide.
19:07Give me that.
19:13Oh, good morning.
19:16Good morning.
19:18Do you have trouble sleeping?
19:19I was up kind of late.
19:22Boy, that Tom sure can't talk.
19:27You're up with Tom?
19:28Huh?
19:29Oh, yeah.
19:31I guess he had a lot on his mind.
19:33No surprise after the way things went between you two yesterday.
19:37He was complaining about that?
19:39Oh, I don't want to get in the middle.
19:41Honey, you had a pajama party with my husband at three o'clock in the morning.
19:45You're in the middle.
19:46Well, Tom feels that you don't listen to him.
19:52I, I, sure I do.
19:54I heard that whole spiel about male postpartum, otherwise known by its initials, B.S.
19:59See, that's just the thing.
20:00He thinks you hear, but you don't listen.
20:02Okay.
20:03Okay, you stop.
20:06I don't need you troubleshooting my marriage,
20:08and I don't want you having any more of these little conversations with my husband.
20:12Okay, fine.
20:16And I mean it.
20:27There you are.
20:28I called you an hour ago.
20:29I was at school.
20:30Hi, sweetie.
20:32The kids in your class made you a poster.
20:34Look what Brittany said.
20:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:36She loves it.
20:37Come on.
20:37Come on.
20:42Oh, what is going on?
20:45Do you remember eight years ago when we went on that ski weekend?
20:49Ah, vaguely.
20:51No, no, no, no, no.
20:51It can't be vaguely.
20:52I need you to focus.
20:54Oh, okay.
20:56Okay.
20:56Remember how you and I had dinner with that French guy?
20:59The one you referred to as le package.
21:02Exactly.
21:03Okay.
21:04Tell me everything you remember.
21:07Oh, I remember I had the fondue and I lost my strawberry, and the waiter almost caught
21:12me when I put my hand.
21:13I'm talking about me and the package.
21:15Why are you yelling at me?
21:16Because I'm mad.
21:18You went off to bed and left me and Frenchie drinking at the hotel bar, and French don't
21:21let French flirt drunk.
21:22Now, for the love of God, do you at least remember when I came back to the room?
21:28I remember the sun was coming up.
21:31Oh, God.
21:33Gabby, you're not saying...
21:34Yeah.
21:36I think Juanita might be French.
21:47When Carlos returned from his business trip, he stopped at the hospital to visit his
21:52daughter, who had been sleeping peacefully.
21:55Then he came home to see his wife, who had been plotting frantically.
22:22Oh, you're awake.
22:31You're really awake.
22:40Carlos, what are you doing?
22:42Me?
22:42I just got into bed.
22:43You climbed on top of me.
22:45I did?
22:46Yeah, you were kind of making out with me.
22:48Not that I'm complaining.
22:50Oh, no.
22:51It's happening again.
22:53What are you talking about?
22:55My sexsomnia.
22:58Your what?
22:59Yeah, it's like sleepwalking, except instead of using your legs, you use your, you know.
23:08Sexsomnia.
23:09It's real.
23:10Look it up.
23:11Since when have you had that?
23:13Well, definitely before the girls were born.
23:16I've never seen you do it before.
23:18Well, it mostly only happens when I'm really tired.
23:21Like when I work out too much.
23:23Or go skiing.
23:26Then first thing tomorrow, I'm checking out airfare to ask me.
23:28No, no, no, no.
23:29It's not a joke.
23:29It's dangerous.
23:30It doesn't matter who I'm next to.
23:32I could have sex and not even know it.
23:34Wow.
23:37Well, since you're up.
23:38No, I'm too tired.
23:40And ashamed.
23:41Good night.
23:46Hey, I thought I'd return this.
23:47I borrowed it from Morrison a while back.
23:51So where's that Trippendale dancer you hired to fix your house?
23:54If you mean my contractor, his name is Keith, and I had to let him go.
23:58Why?
23:59You catch him a grating cheese on his abs?
24:03Just wasn't working out.
24:06Must have been pretty bad for you to kick that shirtless wonder out of your front yard.
24:10I was finally reaching my target heart rate on my walk.
24:13You mean at your age you still have urges?
24:15I'm not dead, Bree.
24:17I may like my bed and my food soft, but I like my men.
24:21Okay, okay.
24:22Okay, just curious.
24:25I guess I was hoping...
24:27Hoping what?
24:29That one day I might outgrow all this.
24:32Ah, that's why you fired Keith.
24:34I just can't have him around.
24:36He's too distracting.
24:37And I refuse to make a fool of myself.
24:40And how would that happen?
24:42Well, let me run the numbers for you.
24:44My marriage ended six days ago.
24:45Keith is 15 years too young for me.
24:47And my track record with lovers, two dead, one in a wheelchair.
24:51Bree, I can't tell you how to live your life.
24:52All I know is that not living your life isn't the answer.
24:56I've just never been very good at taking risks.
24:59Well, then get good.
25:01Because, take my word for it, once they turn into regrets, it's too late.
25:12Okay.
25:14Hey.
25:17Don't feel like you have to help or anything.
25:19Cool.
25:21Where's your dad?
25:22His car's gone.
25:23He and Rene went out to dinner.
25:26He and Rene?
25:27Yeah, they went to that French restaurant dad likes.
25:30They said you could join them if you want.
25:32Oh, I want.
25:34Okay.
25:35You unload these groceries.
25:37And look after your sister.
25:40I've got plans tonight.
25:41I don't want to get stuck babysitting.
25:43Cool.
25:46Cool.
26:03Hey.
26:05Hey.
26:06Good.
26:06You got the message.
26:07Loud and clear.
26:08So, you guys sure look like you're discussing something heavy.
26:12What's up?
26:15To be honest, I was talking about you.
26:20And your tendency to be critical.
26:22And how frustrating it is to have my feelings invalidated whenever I bring up something you don't like.
26:28Uh-huh.
26:30Rene.
26:31Sidebar.
26:38Did I or did I not tell you to butt the hell out of my marriage?
26:42What did I do?
26:43I was just finishing my dessert and listening to the guy talk.
26:45How frustrating it is to have my feelings invalidated.
26:49That's got your $500 an hour shrink written all over it.
26:53I was just trying to help.
26:55That's a load of crap.
26:56You need a project.
26:58And since you're currently without a house to remodel, you've decided to put the wrecking ball to my marriage.
27:03Please.
27:03This is what you do.
27:05You take other people's lives apart for your own amusement.
27:08And then you get the fun of putting them back together.
27:10Well, I'm not letting you do it this time.
27:13My marriage is not some guest bathroom in your summer house.
27:20Fine.
27:20Let's just say that you're right and I'm a terrible person.
27:23But there's still a man in there who is in pain.
27:24And his wife won't listen to him.
27:27That's not my doing.
27:29I think the sidebar is over.
27:50Hey, Susan.
27:51Hey.
27:53Oh, those are beautiful.
27:54What's the occasion?
27:56I called the bank to see if they would give us an extension on a car payment.
28:00And the guy told me you already paid it.
28:03I had a good week with my jewelry.
28:06You're amazing.
28:07You teach.
28:08You bust your ass with this jewelry business.
28:11And I come home yesterday and here you are, as happy as can be, working to make this place a
28:15home.
28:17Well, I'm so lucky to have a wife like you.
28:21Wow.
28:33Wow.
28:34There you go.
28:35That's quite a haul.
28:37You know, you're getting good at this.
28:38I didn't think that was going to happen.
28:40I'm also getting good at lying to my husband.
28:44And I didn't think that was going to happen either.
29:03Hello, Keith.
29:07How'd you find me?
29:09Follow the scent of my non-existent cologne?
29:12No, you're answering service that I might find you here.
29:18I was a little out of sorts the other day.
29:21And, well, long story short, I was hoping you'd consider coming back.
29:32I've got a buddy.
29:34Loves sports cars.
29:36I told him to buy a little Pontiac GTO.
29:38They run great.
29:38They're easy to work on.
29:40But he bought a Maserati.
29:42Thing is always in the shop.
29:44Very temperamental.
29:45Real pain in the ass.
29:49You seem like kind of a Maserati to me.
29:56I'm no Maserati, Keith.
29:58I'm a family sedan with a beige interior who's going through a divorce.
30:04Well, I'm sorry about that.
30:06But I'm still going to pass.
30:19I need you.
30:22You've seen my house.
30:23It's kind of a mess.
30:24And the truth is, my life's kind of a mess, too.
30:27And when you came in with all your energy and your wonderful ideas, I started feeling like maybe you were
30:33going to help me put it all back together.
30:38My house, not my life.
30:40I just want you to work on the house.
30:46Wow.
30:48I really do sound like a Maserati.
30:53Thanks for listening.
31:09Hey!
31:12Oh, my God.
31:13Oh, my God.
31:15Are you all right?
31:16I didn't see you there.
31:18You've got great legs.
31:19You ever consider just jogging from place to place?
31:22What are you doing behind my car?
31:24Oh, I thought about what you said.
31:28It'd be a shame if we didn't finish what we started.
31:31Are you sure?
31:33It's a big job, but the boss is kind of nutty.
31:36I love a challenge.
31:39Now, can I get your insurance information?
31:51So, how are you doing?
31:54What's this, genuine concern?
31:56No, asking if my breasts feel swollen or if it's a heavy flow day?
32:00I know.
32:01I was dismissive before, and I want to apologize.
32:06I read the pamphlet, and it actually made sense.
32:09Becoming a new dad at your age can be pretty scary.
32:12I mean, just looking at that little girl and knowing you might not be around for her wedding.
32:18Is this supposed to be helping me?
32:20I'm saying it's real.
32:22And I get it.
32:23And now, in order to demonstrate that I'm a loving and caring wife, I have two options.
32:28One, we can have a long, sensitive conversation about your feelings.
32:32Or option two...
32:43As much as I like option two, I think tonight I want to talk.
32:52You got it.
33:00What's that?
33:01I got you a little something.
33:03Oh.
33:11Try it on.
33:16Paul, this isn't really my style.
33:19Let me be the judge of that.
33:21We talked about this.
33:23You said we could take it slow.
33:24It's been almost a week.
33:25Isn't that slow enough?
33:27Try it.
33:27Maybe it'll put you in the mood.
33:28It won't.
33:29Come on.
33:30Paul, no.
33:31How could you possibly think I would wear something like this?
33:34Come on.
33:44What are those?
33:45The letters you sent me in prison.
33:47Oh.
33:50Read this.
33:51Paul, please don't...
33:52Out loud.
33:56I long for you to kiss my neck, to whisper in my ear while you unbutton my blouse.
34:01Go on.
34:03And then...
34:06make love to me all night long.
34:09Did you write these?
34:11It was a fantasy.
34:12I never thought it would be real.
34:14It is real.
34:14Paul, please.
34:15We're married now.
34:16What did you expect?
34:16I thought you would stay in prison.
34:21I didn't mean that.
34:23I'm sorry.
34:33It's not a surprise to me that you have some issues.
34:36I mean, you married a man in prison for murder.
34:39Clearly, you are a disturbed young woman.
34:43The good news is, I'm willing to help you.
34:47All I ask in return is for a little affection.
34:50Do you think you can offer me that?
34:54I'll try.
34:57Good.
35:04I'm a patient man, Beth.
35:06But you're so clear.
35:08I won't be patient forever.
35:29Don't worry.
35:30I cleaned the pot.
35:32The way things have been going lately, I'm not as worried about taste as I am poison.
35:37Look, what you did was borderline evil.
35:39But you were right to make me talk to Tom.
35:42So, I thank you for being a good friend.
35:44And don't ever do it again.
35:47You're welcome.
35:50You know, when I don't feel like killing you, I think I like having you around.
35:54Good to know, since I just rented the most charming bungalow right here on Wisteria Lane.
36:01You're kidding.
36:03Edie's old house?
36:04Wow, that is so...
36:08Wonderful.
36:09Close.
36:14I'm trying to calm the baby, but apparently I don't have the right equipment.
36:18Did you hear the big news?
36:19Renee is moving in just a stone's throw away from us.
36:23You do know that's just an expression, right?
36:26We'll see.
36:31You really think it's a good idea for you to move here?
36:34Of course.
36:35It would be a nice fresh start, plus I could be close to my dear friend.
36:39It's just, um...
36:43I want to be sure...
36:44Tom, that was a million years ago.
36:46It doesn't matter.
36:47She can never know what happened between us.
36:58Have you seen my wife?
36:59Yeah, she's in the cafeteria.
37:00Oh, while I've got you, could I have you sign these release forms?
37:05Then you'll be able to take one day to home.
37:07What's this torn page on her chart?
37:10Let's just say your wife has a bit of a temper.
37:13What happened?
37:15Well, it's not merely my place, but she did have a strong reaction when I told her your daughter's blood
37:21type.
37:25Gabby did this?
37:27I need you to tell me exactly what happened.
37:31Oh, crap.
37:34Gabby, come back here!
37:35It's not my fault I have a disorder!
37:37Gabby, we have to talk!
37:37Damn it!
37:39Gabby!
37:40See you in about two seconds.
37:43Okay, here's what happened.
37:45It was on that ski weekend eight years ago.
37:46I don't normally go for French guys, but you know how I get when I drink too much champagne?
37:50What?
37:51Well, I didn't think I slept with them, but I must have, because why else would our daughter have type
37:53A blood?
37:58You're not killing me.
37:59Why aren't you killing me?
38:02Baby, come with me.
38:04There's something I have to tell you.
38:15There are certain kinds of pain that can't be treated in a hospital.
38:20So those who are suffering do what they can to heal themselves.
38:27Some cure the ache of loneliness by making new friends.
38:33Some soothe their excruciating guilt with an infusion of cash.
38:40Some alleviate their burning desire with small acts of kindness.
38:48But sadly, there will always be those who can't begin to heal.
38:54Because they realize there is more pain yet to come.
38:58I don't think that's a true pain.
38:58You can just say, no, I hope.
39:00It's time to hear yourYesen Give me a better.
39:01You can't do enough to come.