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00:02Emma Graham was an ordinary woman.
00:05And like most ordinary women, she had an extraordinary dream.
00:10She wanted her husband to know she was more than just a wife.
00:16She wanted her daughter to know she was more than just a mother.
00:21She wanted her neighbors to know she was more than just the woman who lived next door.
00:26So Emma made a decision to turn her dream into reality.
00:32I want to do a cabaret show. I'll need a band orchestrations and sound equipment.
00:36And you're going to pay for all of it.
00:41And that is how Emma Graham's friends and neighbors came together at the Smokehouse Lounge two weeks later.
00:53They would soon learn Emma Graham wasn't so ordinary after all.
01:04Take a stand back and turn around.
01:08Look at the world that you've let down on my mind.
01:12Such a disgrace. The damage is done. You can't replace it.
01:17These are the things your mind will tell you. These are the things your heart will say.
01:24These are the thoughts that leave you hopeless. These are the times you say.
01:29There is no way, no way, no way.
01:36But as long as you are breathing.
01:40You can start all over again. If your heart's beating.
01:47You can start all over again. Goodbye sorrow.
01:54Yes, Emma's dream of sharing her talent had finally come true.
01:59Unfortunately, the high note that ended the evening
02:06did not come from Emma.
02:09I'm going to kill you! You whore!
02:12Ladies, please!
02:16My nose! My nose, my nose!
02:19Ah!
02:24She knew what she was doing was wrong.
02:28She knew it was very dangerous.
02:31She knew the risks if people found out.
02:36But Susan Delfino was determined to get back to Wisteria Lane.
02:41And that is how her world began to fall apart.
02:46Hi, I'm Tanya.
02:48Thank you for choosing to spend time with me.
02:52I'm all yours for the next hour.
02:55How about we start by getting to know each other a little better?
02:59Show me your jugs.
03:02Aren't you a frisky little...
03:05Ooh!
03:06I see some dirt under the coffee table.
03:10Would you like me to vacuum?
03:12Sure.
03:13Right after you take out those tots and shake them.
03:16Slow down.
03:18We've got 59 more minutes together.
03:23And isn't it sexier to warm each other up with some naughty talk first?
03:32I have to listen to my old lady's blah blah blah all day long.
03:36Lose the top so I can see those money makers.
03:39What are you reading from a boob thesaurus?
03:42Come on.
03:43Isn't there some romantic fantasy you'd like to share with me?
03:48Okay.
03:51Are you lactating?
03:52Oh, pig!
03:54You never do that.
03:56You never pull the plug on a session!
03:58The guy was a total perv who clearly had serious mother issues.
04:03You cost us a major client.
04:05And God forbid he starts talking about this at work,
04:07we could lose the whole city council!
04:11I'm sorry.
04:13I lost my nerve.
04:14Susan, I can't keep giving you chances like this.
04:22Va va va broom!
04:25Oh, you want a private session with Tanya?
04:28I'm sorry, that's not gonna happen.
04:30She doesn't work for me anymore.
04:36Once again, I am so sorry.
04:38I forgot that French restaurant was so formal.
04:43Next time I will pick a place with fewer forks.
04:45Yeah, thanks again for helping me out with that.
04:49Well, I had a lot of fun.
04:53Good night.
04:56Keith?
04:58Did you really have a lot of fun?
05:00Yeah. Why do you ask?
05:02Well, because it's our third date,
05:04and you just kissed me like you were saying goodnight to your aunt.
05:07I'm trying to treat you like a lady.
05:10Oh, that's sweet.
05:12Now knock it off.
05:19Three times?
05:21In one night?
05:22Oh my God, three times was my entire September.
05:26I just had the nicest chat with Grace.
05:28She said the cutest thing.
05:30Brie had sex three times last night.
05:32Oh, screw my story. Tell me everything.
05:35The sex was amazing.
05:38It was like, oh, how to describe it?
05:41An opera.
05:43You fell asleep during it?
05:44I'm telling you, making love to a man in his thirties,
05:47it's like, oh, the sun shines brighter, the grass looks greener, food tastes better.
05:53Okay, we get it. You had sex three times.
05:55Three!
05:56Oh, hey look, Renee's back from New York.
06:00Oh God, you invited her.
06:01What now, you don't like Renee?
06:03I know she's your friend, but isn't she kind of a self-absorbed, narcissistic diva?
06:09Good point. We already have one of those.
06:13Drop the drugstore champagne, ladies, and make way for the real stuff.
06:17We are celebrating!
06:18What's the occasion?
06:19Ah, my divorce settlement. I just soaked my ex for, well, a whole lot of these.
06:25I thought there was a prenup.
06:26Yep, there was. But no prenup is a match for the legal team of Grind'em, Screw'em, and Rothenburg.
06:31That was iced tea.
06:33Well, I just made it fun.
06:34Now, I want to have you all over for dinner tonight.
06:37I've got two more cases of champagne, a truckload of caviar, and a pile of money to roll around naked
06:42in.
06:44What do you say?
06:45If there's more of this, I am definitely there.
06:47Great! How about you, Brie?
06:49Oh, I wish I could, but I have a date. I need to carbo-load.
06:52I've got a pass, too. We still haven't found a nanny, and so Tom's working late, so I have to
06:56-
06:56Yawn, Susan.
06:57I would, but it's macaroni and coupon clipping night at my house.
07:00Yawn and sad.
07:02Well, I guess it's just you and me.
07:06Gabs and May.
07:07That is great. We were just talking about how much you two have in common.
07:11Weren't we, Gabs?
07:15Thanks so much. Your baby's really cute.
07:17It is nice meeting you. We'll let you know.
07:20Thanks.
07:21Well, any luck finding a nanny?
07:24No. I've interviewed eight girls. They're all either too inexperienced or too expensive.
07:29Hmm. What about the one with the boobs?
07:33And that's why we're not hiring her.
07:35Well, don't give up yet, because I found us one more applicant.
07:38You did? You took the initiative?
07:42Why so surprised?
07:44Our Christmas lights are still up from last year.
07:48And not only is she punctual, she's early.
07:51Who is it?
07:52Um, let me put it this way, Lynette.
07:54Remember how ya always used to hate yams, but then you gave them a second chance and they weren't so
07:59bad.
08:00And over time you realized, I like yams. Yams are great.
08:04Well, sometimes, Lynette, people are like yams.
08:09What'd you do?
08:14Are you insane?
08:15I was talking to her last night. I mentioned we might need help and she volunteered.
08:20You get it.
08:26Tommy!
08:27Mom!
08:30Why couldn't she have been a yam?
08:41Okay, so this Tina, was that the first time he cheated on you?
08:44Uh, I don't know.
08:46You hear stories.
08:48There was this thing during the all-star game.
08:50Pictures of Doug and the tabloids with the cocktail waitress.
08:55But then he came back with the Bulgari bracelet, so we never talked about it.
08:59God.
09:00Being married to a pro athlete, it must be a nightmare.
09:04Well, it sounds like you are well rid of him.
09:09You know, I feel like you get me, Gabby.
09:13And you know why?
09:16Because we're both extremely beautiful.
09:20God bless you for having the courage to say that.
09:22Only someone who looks like us can understand what a burden it can be.
09:27Actually, it's pretty awesome.
09:31You know, sometimes I drive fast on purpose just to see if I can flirt my way out of a
09:35ticket.
09:36Amateur hour.
09:37I got a bank manager to shape a point of our mortgage by bending over to pick up a pencil.
09:42To this day, Carlos calls me my million dollar ass.
09:45Wait, I can top that.
09:47Yesterday, these babies earned me a cool eight million.
09:51What do you mean?
09:52Well, I wore a low cut dress to my settlement hearing.
09:56And afterwards, Doug's lawyer came to my hotel to renegotiate.
10:01You slept with him?
10:03You're awful.
10:04I know.
10:06I shouldn't have told you that.
10:09Keep it to yourself.
10:11Oh, honey, I won't tell anyone.
10:14Um, I don't know you well enough.
10:16You've got to give me some dirt on you.
10:20Hmm.
10:23Huh.
10:25I can't think of anything.
10:27Really?
10:29Nothing?
10:30Like, say, plastic surgery?
10:33What?
10:34Honey, a scalpel has never touched this body.
10:38Maybe not the body, but that nose is a Dr. Brodsky.
10:42I'd know his work anywhere.
10:44How dare you!
10:45I am insulted!
10:49Okay, fine. I was 19. It was just a little bump.
10:52That's what they all say.
10:54Did you have a deviated septum, too?
10:56Don't tell anyone.
10:58Carlos knows, but if the girls find out, I'd never hear the end of it.
11:01Of course you can trust me.
11:03I'm beautiful.
11:06It's true.
11:09Good morning!
11:12Good morning, sweetheart.
11:14Still not speaking to you.
11:19Your breakfast will be ready in a minute.
11:23You want coffee? I'll get it.
11:27Your scrambled eggs are ready.
11:29Oh, Mom, I was hoping for your French toast.
11:31She made your eggs, Tom.
11:33Eat them.
11:34No, it's no problem.
11:35You read your paper, and I'll fix it right up, Rodney.
11:39Tommy, Mom.
11:40Oh, didn't I say that?
11:42Oh, it's just that you look so much like your father.
11:45Oh, gosh, what now?
11:48Oh, let me get her.
11:49It's what I'm here for.
11:52Would you look at that?
11:53My mother is on top of it.
11:55And you like to sit and have coffee with the man that you kicked three times in your sleep last
12:01night.
12:01Look, I can take your mother in small doses, but her living here every day?
12:06You know, I never got what this thing is you have with her.
12:09I mean, you say you love her.
12:11She's great with the kids.
12:12What's your beef?
12:13Okay, you really want to know that?
12:14Okay.
12:15I can't stand the person she turns you into.
12:18You become this Neanderthal while she's tripping over her apron strings to serve you.
12:23So she likes to dote on me, and I don't mind the attention.
12:25What's the big deal?
12:26False alarm.
12:28She's fine.
12:30Oh, and by the way...
12:32More coffee.
12:33Yes.
12:33Right away.
12:35Just know if you ever hold your coffee cup up to me, you will be tapping it with a stump.
12:46Mike!
12:47I was going to call you.
12:48I was talking to Paul Young.
12:49He and the new missus are really enjoying the house.
12:53Are they?
12:54Yeah, and Paul was wondering if he would be interested in selling the place.
12:57He's willing to make a very generous offer.
13:01Lee, I never kicked your ass for renting our house to that guy because you didn't know our history.
13:05But now you do.
13:07So I gotta wonder, are you an idiot?
13:09I'm sorry, Paul wanted me to ask.
13:12Susan and I are working really hard to save money.
13:15You tell Paul that the day his lease is up, we're moving home.
13:21Hello?
13:22Hey, it's me.
13:23I just ran into Mike.
13:24Did you ask him about the house?
13:26Yeah, he wasn't interested.
13:27Did you tell him I'm willing to pay above market value?
13:30I could have, but I didn't want to get punched.
13:33You disappoint me, Lee.
13:34There are other houses, Paul.
13:36No.
13:37I need this one.
13:39Fortunately, I have another way to handle this.
13:44Your deposit should clear Monday and this will be your balance.
13:51Wait.
13:52This isn't right.
13:53We should have a lot more money in here.
13:57Yes, the silver bracelet that you cleaned last year that belonged to my grandmother.
14:03What do you think it's worth?
14:08Okay.
14:10Yeah, I'll come by tomorrow.
14:17Hey.
14:22Hey.
14:23Here's that gold necklace you lent me.
14:25What do you need it for?
14:26You guys going on a fancy date?
14:28No, I just needed it back.
14:32You okay?
14:35You want to talk about something?
14:38I can't.
14:42I'm going to find you a tissue.
14:51Susan, I was just at the bank.
14:52We're missing $9,000 from our checking account.
14:55You went to the bank?
14:56What the hell is going on?
14:57Did you take that money out?
14:59Yes.
15:00Susan?
15:02Susan, what happened to that money?
15:04She lent it to me.
15:06We had some bills from Paige's birth that weren't covered by insurance and Susan very kindly offered to help us
15:12out.
15:14That's right.
15:16And she's going to pay it back by Friday.
15:19With interest.
15:22Or not.
15:23Because, I mean, we're friends, so why would you charge us interest?
15:30I've got to get back to work.
15:33In case any of our other friends need money.
15:39Thank you so much.
15:40You're so welcome.
15:45Anything you want to tell me?
15:47Yeah.
15:49But promise you won't yell?
15:51You did porn on the internet?
15:53No, it was just cleaning.
15:55In lingerie.
15:57I was never naked.
15:58There was no sex.
15:59Well, unless the guys were watching for cleaning tips, it's porn.
16:02Susan, how could you do this?
16:05Look, I feel bad enough already.
16:07Well, you should.
16:08What if Mike finds out?
16:09Or your kids?
16:10Hey, it is really easy for you to come down here from your five bedroom house in the suburbs and
16:15criticize me.
16:16I am not on Wisteria Lane anymore.
16:18Look at what Mike and I are trying to climb out of.
16:22We can't even afford hot lunches for MJ at school.
16:24So just think about that next time you want to judge me.
16:33Okay.
16:35Done judging.
16:36Back to being a friend.
16:40I'm sorry you had to do that.
16:45Me too.
17:01Doug, what are you doing here?
17:02I had to see you.
17:04Well, I'd invite you in, but it's late and I hate you.
17:07Baby, I flew all this way.
17:09At least hear me out.
17:14It's about the settlement.
17:16You're wasting your breath.
17:18I miss you.
17:20How does Tina feel about that?
17:21That was a stupid mistake and it's over.
17:26I know I screwed up.
17:27Big this time.
17:29Give me another chance.
17:33I'm sorry, Doug, but I'm actually happy here.
17:37I'm getting a fresh start making new friends.
17:40Come on.
17:41You can't be happy here in Mayberry.
17:43You were made for Manhattan.
17:45Oh, by the way, Cartier called.
17:49They miss you too.
17:51No, Doug, don't do this to me.
17:53Think about everything we had together.
17:55I want it back.
17:58Don't you?
18:02Oh, I can't stop thinking about that play.
18:06What do you think the angel represented when he flew down in the middle of the night?
18:10I don't know.
18:11I was too busy looking for the wires.
18:16So, are you in the mood for some dessert?
18:20Totally.
18:23I think the angel symbolize hope.
18:26Or a second chance at redemption, perhaps.
18:31Of course, another interpretation, I suppose, could be...
18:38Oh, my.
18:41When you said dessert, I just assumed.
18:45Well, there's no two ways to interpret that.
18:53That was incredible.
18:53Where did you learn to do that and why the hell am I asking?
18:56Don't tell me.
18:58Let's just say you inspire me.
19:05Well, let's just let you walk behind me up the stairs.
19:11What is that?
19:14I guess inspiration struck again.
19:20Hi.
19:23Please tell me you're here to stab me.
19:26What?
19:28Nothing.
19:28Come on in.
19:30Come on in.
19:39What's that?
19:41Crudite.
19:42Are you supposed to be sliced and peeled?
19:45I'm too tired.
19:47Please get that away from me.
19:49I guess someone was with Keith last night.
19:52Were you once, twice, three times not a lady?
19:55It's not funny.
19:57Six hours we had sex.
19:59I feel like the Holland Tunnel.
20:01Honey, why don't you just tell him you need a little break?
20:02Because he's young.
20:03If I turn down a roll in the hay, he's gonna think I'm an old woman.
20:06You just said roll in the hay.
20:08I think that ship has sailed.
20:11Oh!
20:12Well, I better figure out how to slow him down before this John Wayne walk becomes permanent.
20:16Coming!
20:19Hi.
20:22Hey, girls.
20:23Hey!
20:24You were just in time.
20:25I mixed up a signature drink in honor of your divorce.
20:28I wouldn't pour that just yet.
20:31I'm starting to rethink this whole divorce thing.
20:34Doug showed up last night.
20:36He flew in from New York?
20:37I know.
20:39He said it's over with Tina.
20:40He wants me back.
20:43And he gave me this.
20:47Oh, Doug screws up a lot, but his apologies are always the 4th of July.
20:52Wow, Tom's apologies are more like Arbor Day.
20:54But he cheated on you.
20:56Okay.
20:57A guy who has women throwing themselves at him in every city?
21:01Meanwhile, we had ten great years and he loved me and cared for me and I think I should give
21:06him another chance.
21:08Am I crazy?
21:10Well, you have invested 10 years in the marriage.
21:12No one goes that long without a few bumps in the road.
21:15Okay then.
21:16I'm doing it.
21:17Are you insane?
21:18The man dumped you for another woman.
21:20Well, he apologized.
21:21Can't I forgive him?
21:22Why?
21:23Because he gave you a stupid ring?
21:25He's buying you off again.
21:27Open your eyes!
21:28Hey!
21:29It's my marriage anyway.
21:31Why don't you just keep your fake nose out of it?
21:40What does she mean fake?
21:42Gabrielle Solis, did you have a nose job?
21:45Who?
21:46Who?
21:46We're talking about Trampy McDrinket.
21:48After all these years of you bragging about your natural beauty?
21:52I never brag.
21:54You once called your face proof of God's existence.
21:56You said I was a fraud for wearing a padded swimsuit.
21:59And now we find out you've had plastic surgery.
22:02Ooh, that changes everything.
22:04Mm-hmm.
22:04No, it doesn't.
22:05It wasn't plastic surgery.
22:07It was corrective rhinoplasty for deviated...
22:12You will regret this.
22:15Oh, Gabby, come on, we're kidding.
22:18Don't get your nose out of joint.
22:32Brie Vandekamp had a problem.
22:35Her boyfriend's sexual appetite was proving to be exhausting.
22:40And then, out of the blue, Brie came up with a solution.
22:44Since Keith's demands were overwhelming her,
22:48why not make some overwhelming demands of her own?
22:53Wow.
22:54A lot of work here.
22:55Guess I could get it done by Friday.
22:57Oh, no.
22:58I'm gonna need it sooner than that.
23:00Certainly, by tonight.
23:09Hi.
23:10Allison made you your favorite cookies for your trip.
23:12Macaroons?
23:13Oatmeal raisin.
23:14Oh, these are my dad's favorites.
23:16Maybe you can trade them with the boy next to you on the plane for his snack.
23:20Make fun, but you have to admit, she's been great with the baby.
23:23She has been great.
23:25You were right, I was wrong.
23:27Oh, if only these were macaroons, this would be the best day of my life.
23:32Oh!
23:33Call me when you land.
23:34See you later.
23:38So, can I help with the lasagna?
23:40Actually, the boys said they wanted meatloaf, so I switch the menu now. Sit.
23:44Alright.
23:45So, Tom was telling me about you going back to work.
23:49I must say, I don't understand that.
23:52Well, that's...
23:53Okay.
23:57Oh!
23:59What are you doing?
24:00I'm out of milk.
24:01Well, your grandmother's not here to serve you.
24:03I don't mind, dear.
24:05See, she wants to.
24:07Sodagram, make it to you.
24:09Boys?
24:11Penny, I have to get the meat.
24:13So you get the sodas.
24:15Oh.
24:16Why?
24:17Why?
24:17We have to take care of our men.
24:21Penny, sit.
24:22You boys want a drink?
24:23Get up and get it.
24:24They have such a long day.
24:26Classes, and then their after-school sports.
24:29Alison, in this house the women don't wait on the men.
24:32The men get off their asses and help themselves.
24:35When did it become a sin to take care of your family?
24:38You modern women, you just plop out a baby and then you can't wait to get back to your silly
24:42careers.
24:43I took care of my boys.
24:46When my husband came home, there was a hot meal waiting for him on the table.
24:50He never wanted for anything.
24:52Yeah, and how did that work out for you?
24:54He had an affair and left.
25:13Damn it.
25:21I didn't realize you were still here. Have you been working this whole time?
25:24You said to get it all done today.
25:27So if there is nothing else, I would like to go home and slip into a coma.
25:32Why don't you spend the night here?
25:34I'd hate to see you out there driving when you're so exhausted.
25:39You are exhausted, right?
25:41Totally.
25:42Every part of my body hurts.
25:45Then stay.
25:46Sleep here.
25:49In the morning, I will make you Belgian waffles.
25:52That will be my special thank you for all of your hard work.
26:11What are you doing?
26:13Thought of another way you could thank me.
26:16You said every part of your body was sore.
26:20One part's done, okay?
26:21Okay.
26:24That's it!
26:25What's wrong?
26:26I can't do it!
26:27I can no longer keep up with you and your Woody Woodpecker sex drive!
26:31What?
26:31I'm just gonna say it, okay? I'm older than you.
26:33I don't have your stamina and I can't keep up.
26:36You? You can't keep up.
26:38I'm dating a woman who talks to waiters in French and wants to discuss a place's symbolism during halftime.
26:43Intermission.
26:44You see?
26:45You're ten times smarter than me.
26:46That's why I keep sexing you up.
26:48I'm trying to keep you interested.
26:56Make no mistake, I am interested.
27:00I love when I am prattling on about the meaning of the angel.
27:04You notice the wires.
27:06You have your own way of seeing the world and it's fun and down to earth and everything I'm not.
27:21So you're saying you like me how I am?
27:25Well, I hadn't thought of that.
27:31Yes.
27:32Very much.
27:36Now put that thing away and let's get some rest.
27:53Hi.
27:54Who are you?
27:55Oh, I'm Jenny.
27:56I'm the new nanny.
27:58Ah!
27:59Isn't it great?
28:01I offered her a little more money and she took the job.
28:05She's the one with the boobs, remember?
28:08Yeah.
28:08You're welcome.
28:12Lynette, can I talk to you upstairs for a minute?
28:14Okay.
28:18I'll be right up.
28:19Oh.
28:20Okay.
28:28So, great news about Jen, huh?
28:31Yeah.
28:32I just fired her.
28:34What?
28:34You had no right to do that.
28:36You had no right to make my mother feel unwelcomed in my house.
28:40She just wanted to be a part of this family.
28:42Tom, I love your mother and if this were 1955, I would be so on board with her parenting techniques,
28:48but I will not let her raise our children and turn out like...
28:51Well, well, finish that sentence. Turn out like me?
28:54No, no, I didn't say that.
28:56I, but, wait, let's be honest.
28:58When we first met, you thought there were only two roles for women.
29:01Making a cake or jumping out of one.
29:03I'm sorry, I just don't want her here.
29:06For our entire marriage, you have been the one to make the decision.
29:08I'm going back to work.
29:09I'm hiring a nanny.
29:10This time, I am making the decision.
29:12She stays.
29:17Okay, boys and girls, gather up your supplies and put them away.
29:20See you tomorrow.
29:25Maxine, I can't talk now. I'm at work.
29:27Look, I know I fired you, but if you like, I'm willing to offer you another chance.
29:33Why?
29:34Well, this guy keeps calling. He really wants a private session with you.
29:38And he's starting to offer some serious money.
29:41Come on, what do you say?
29:44How serious are we talking?
29:49Thank you so much for coming.
29:51I cannot tell you what it means to me.
29:52Yeah, yeah.
29:53Are you going to be singing any songs about a woman who's a backstabbing bitch?
29:56We are really looking forward to it, Emma. Good luck.
29:59Thanks.
30:01Would you get over it already?
30:03Why don't we go sit down with our friends?
30:04No!
30:05I'm sick of Lynette making those Serrano de Bergerac jokes.
30:08Whoever she likes.
30:09He and baby, they are just teasing you.
30:12Well, it's not funny.
30:13My thing was my natural beauty.
30:15Like, Susan's an artist.
30:17Lynette's a great businesswoman.
30:18Bree's the perfect homemaker.
30:19I was the beautiful one.
30:21Now I'm just the plastic one.
30:26And there's the woman who's to blame.
30:29Man, I'd love to smack that smile right off her face.
30:32Which, by the way, has been pulled so tight it would probably smack me back.
30:36I forgot what it was like walking into a room on your arm.
30:40I like it.
30:41Baby, I think you are the one they were staring at.
30:44Well, this doesn't hurt.
30:50Hey Gabby!
30:52I didn't know I should be here.
30:55Okay, I don't know what you heard, but it's all crap.
30:58Don't lie.
30:59That'll make it grow again.
31:06Tell Doug Barry it's on the house.
31:10I'll do it.
31:21It's on the house.
31:22Oh, by the way, she slept with your lawyer.
31:25Enjoy the show.
31:32Is that true?
31:34Well, the thing about that is...
31:38Ladies and gentlemen, the Smokehouse Lounge is proud to present...
31:42Emma Graham!
31:45Woo, Emma!
31:50A word.
31:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, get the claws off the Versace.
31:55Why the hell would you tell him that?
31:56Well, you know me and my big nose.
31:58This is my marriage we're talking about.
32:01This trumps your stupid nose.
32:02Oh, whatever, they're both fake.
32:03What do you know?
32:04You're nothing but a boring housewife.
32:06Shut up!
32:06Whose life is so pathetic, you got a crap all over mine.
32:09I'm pathetic?
32:10Hey, what do you call a girl who sleeps with a guy for eight million dollars?
32:23I'm gonna kill you!
32:24You're too hard!
32:28Okay, ladies, please!
32:31I will never forgive you for this!
32:33Sure you will.
32:34I'll just buy you a sapphire ring.
32:36Oh, you like my ring?
32:37Get ready to smell it!
32:40My nose, my nose!
32:42My nose, my nose!
33:02Didn't think I'd hear from you again.
33:05Look, I've been thinking about everything that's happened.
33:07You slept with someone.
33:09I slept with someone.
33:11Maybe we should just call it even.
33:14Really?
33:15Yeah.
33:16I mean, that's what we both want, right?
33:39Thank you, dear.
33:41Thank you, dear.
33:44I am so sorry for saying those things about your husband.
33:48I appreciate that.
33:50And I'm sorry if I crossed some sort of line.
33:53No.
33:55It just felt so nice to feel useful again.
33:58You are useful, and I really need you here, especially when I go back to work.
34:05You know, the kitchen is my favorite room in the house.
34:10The family sits together here.
34:12You get the cook for them and make them happy.
34:15And I just don't understand why you would ever want to give all that up to go out there.
34:27It's just who I am.
34:33Mom?
34:35The baby's crying.
34:36Oh.
34:37Well, she's probably hungry.
34:41Oh, yummy.
34:49I'm so sorry.
34:50What's your name again?
34:52I'm Penny.
34:55And do you live here?
35:05Hi.
35:06Hi.
35:08I'm not really used to apologizing, but here are some chocolates.
35:13I haven't touched a car since 1985, but thank you.
35:17Believe it or not, I was actually on my way over to apologize to you.
35:22I don't know what came over me.
35:25Look, I still feel you deserve better than that guy, but I had no right to screw with your marriage.
35:30It's your life.
35:31Doug called this morning.
35:33He said he still wants me back.
35:35Oh.
35:36Wow.
35:38And I said no.
35:40Seriously?
35:42He said we could pretend it never happened, and I thought of all the things I pretended never happened over
35:47the years.
35:49You're right, Gabby.
35:50I needed to open my eyes.
35:54Okay, well, before I take credit for this, are you sure this is what you want?
35:57Yes.
35:59And thank you.
36:00Out of all the women, you were the only one who had the guts to tell me the truth.
36:04You're a real friend.
36:06And I'll take that over a sapphire ring any day.
36:11You're keeping the ring, right?
36:13Oh, hell yeah.
36:13Yeah.
36:35Hello?
36:38Is anyone there?
36:43Oh.
36:44Hi.
36:46Are you shy, too?
36:48Well, that's okay.
36:49So am I.
36:51Why don't you start with just telling me your name?
36:57I think you know my name.
37:03I'm still here, Susan.
37:20I'm glad you put your robe on. I hate to see you debasing yourself.
37:26What do you want?
37:28I'd like your house, and I'm willing to pay a very fair price for it.
37:33Yeah, Mike told me about that.
37:36It's not for sale.
37:38Susan, it seems to me a lot of things are for sale.
37:41Your body, your honor, your reputation.
37:45The house would seem to be the smallest of those things.
37:49Are you threatening me?
37:51I'm simply saying it would be terribly unfortunate if anyone were to find out what I already know.
37:57I mean, I was shocked.
38:00I can only imagine what your husband and son would think.
38:03You son of a bitch.
38:06It's a lot to take in, I know.
38:09Why don't you take a couple of days to think about it?
38:12I'd hate for you to feel that I was pressuring you.
38:21He knew what he was doing was wrong.
38:25He knew it was very dangerous.
38:29He knew the risks if people found out.
38:33But Paul Young wanted to punish those who had betrayed him.
38:37So he had a plan that would set neighbor against neighbor and friend against friend.
38:45And it was a plan that was going to succeed.