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Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 2
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00:03Previously on Desperate Housewives, the new neighbor, turned out to be an old friend of Susan's, who had a problem
00:14making new friends, her daughter couldn't recall the past, but her husband had news for Susan, you're pregnant.
00:28Lynette revealed her condition.
00:30I have cancer.
00:32Gabby and Carlos began a secret affair.
00:35Can you get away tonight?
00:35Are you serious?
00:37And Edie uncovered a secret of another sort.
00:40Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account?
00:43For one to ten million dollars, Lynette.
00:47The great crime wave hit Wisteria Lane on a Tuesday afternoon.
00:52That's when residents found their barbecues upended.
00:57Their clean laundry trampled.
01:01And their skateboards, missing.
01:06Naturally, everyone began to ask who could be responsible for such carnage.
01:11The answer, lay in the home of a neighbor who 20 minutes earlier had been engaging in an altogether different
01:20type of crime.
01:22Oh, I gotta get back.
01:23I told Edie I was just going for a jog.
01:26Do I look sweaty enough for a five mile run?
01:29Yeah, unfortunately it's my sweat.
01:31Hmm.
01:32Hmm.
01:33When are you gonna dump her?
01:35It's complicated, okay?
01:38Besides, I don't see you in any big hurry to dump Victor.
01:42Generally speaking, women don't leave their husbands for guys who have girlfriends.
01:47Just boot the bitch.
01:48What are you afraid of?
01:49Hey, I am not afraid of...
01:51Oh my God.
01:54What the hell's the matter with you?
01:56Edie!
02:01Yeah, are you in there?
02:02Okay.
02:03One second!
02:11Edie!
02:12What brings you here?
02:13I'm looking for Carlos.
02:14He went for a run, but it was hours ago.
02:17Sorry.
02:17Haven't seen him.
02:18Really?
02:19Because Ida Greenberg said that she thought she saw him on your porch.
02:23Uh, but that's impossible because he's there!
02:24There he is!
02:26What?
02:27Carlos!
02:28He's at your house.
02:30Oh, he just let himself in.
02:33There you go.
02:33He's home.
02:34Oh, okay.
02:35Well, thanks.
02:40You told her I was at home.
02:42So?
02:43So, I'm not at home.
02:44I'm here.
02:45What the hell am I supposed to do?
02:50Edie!
02:52Edie, wait!
02:53Wait, wait, wait!
02:53Don't go!
02:54Don't go!
02:55Why?
02:56Uh, you, uh, have a birthday coming up and, uh, I don't know what to get you.
03:11Or maybe a coffee pot, or scented hangers, or a nice clock radio.
03:19Gabby, I don't have time for this.
03:20Why don't you just surprise me?
03:23Uh, wait, but don't go!
03:25I, I need a little more guidance!
03:44I'm gonna change it!
03:46Ah!
03:52Dammit, boys!
03:53You should not be screwing around in the street!
03:55Somebody's gonna get hurt!
04:21Carlos!
04:24Can you believe this?
04:25Someone broke into our house.
04:28Oh, my God.
04:31And so ended the great crime wave on Wisteria Lane.
04:36No one ever found out who was responsible.
04:41Ew, you're all sweaty.
04:43Clean up.
04:45Because it was an inside job.
05:02You will never see despair here or rage.
05:09You will never see the tiniest bit of regret.
05:17You see, the people who live here have learned there is one sure way of hiding their secrets from their
05:24neighbors.
05:26That's why, in the suburbs, there is nothing more deceptive than a smile.
05:36So what did Julie say exactly?
05:38She said Dylan's not the same girl.
05:40Not the same girl like she's changed or not the same girl like she's been replaced by a robot?
05:45I know it sounds weird, but Julie says Dylan does not remember anything about living here.
05:50Well, maybe she blocked it out.
05:52Did something bad happen to her when she was young?
05:54I'm not sure, but there was something odd about the way they left.
05:59So, if it isn't the early morning gossip brigade, you'll be auditioned today.
06:04Oh, Susan.
06:08She's standing right there.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:13I haven't been there this whole time.
06:18Anyway, I wanted to talk to you girls about Lynette.
06:21What about her?
06:22Well, since she's been so tired from chemo, I thought it would be nice if we did something for her,
06:26like bring her lunch.
06:28Uh, that sounds great.
06:29Yeah, let's do it.
06:31Gabby, why don't you bring your vegetable lasagna?
06:33Susan, you do beverages.
06:34And, Catherine, why don't you bring a simple green salad?
06:37I'd rather bring dessert.
06:38Oh, no need, dear.
06:40I always bring dessert.
06:43Oh, I'm thinking my lemon meringue pie.
06:45Oh, yum.
06:46Yet, here's the thing.
06:47The movers lost my salad bowl.
06:50My pie plates, on the other hand.
06:51Will not be needed.
06:53As I said, I always bring dessert.
07:02I know.
07:03I will lend you my salad bowl.
07:05You really don't want to miss Bree's pie.
07:08It's perfect.
07:11You might argue with perfection.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15It's just something that's been driving me crazy.
07:21Now you're perfect.
07:23Perfect.
07:32Does it hurt?
07:35It's a little uncomfortable, but I'm fine.
07:37Take a card.
07:42Hey, I told you I'm collecting queens.
07:45Pay attention.
07:46Remember we played this when you were in labor with Parker?
07:5042 hours without meds.
07:53I'll never forget what a trooper you were.
07:55Well, let's not compose my eulogy just yet.
07:58I'm still trooping.
08:01Take a card.
08:03Right.
08:05It's funny.
08:06We played cards on our honeymoon the day that it rained.
08:09Do you remember that?
08:10We lit a fire.
08:12You're doing it again.
08:15I'm sorry.
08:18Hey, I told you I'm collecting queens.
08:20Shoot, that's right.
08:23Oh, my God.
08:24Are you letting me win?
08:27I just want to make you feel good.
08:28By taking all the fun out of the kill?
08:31Honey, I'm sorry.
08:33It's just...
08:34I love you so much.
08:38Out.
08:40What?
08:41You are supposed to be distracting me, not depressing the hell out of me.
08:46You're kicking me out of chemo.
08:47I'll see you at home.
08:53Honey, I'm your ride.
08:54Just go.
08:55I'll cab it.
08:58There's that trooper that I admire so much.
09:00Out.
09:13Carlos!
09:15Hi!
09:17Hey, there's my birthday girl.
09:20Nice car.
09:22Got company?
09:24No.
09:25Then whose is it?
09:28it's your birthday present to me surprise a car i was gonna get your earrings
09:37so get them and i will drive around with the top down so everyone can see them
09:44edie i can't afford this of course you can just move some of your offshore money onshore
09:50i told you that account was a secret which it's not going to be for long if i start buying
09:5580
09:55thousand dollar cars now i'm sensing that this little nest egg of yours is a teensy bit illegal
10:06where'd it come from you don't need to know that and the irs doesn't either
10:10you want me to go to jail goodness carlos i had no idea that your situation was so
10:21precarious well i guess i'll just have to take this back to the dealership
10:28thank you for understanding babe
10:32look if if you don't want the earrings just pick something else out instead
10:37just not too extravagant don't worry i have a thought i'm right in your price range
11:09oh hi hi hey catherine what's going on why is it a cloud of smoke and water
11:14there a moving van in your driveway? Oh, I meant to call you. It's just been some nuts. I got
11:19a new
11:20job in Chicago. You're just leaving like that? I know. It's crazy, huh? I really wish I had time
11:27to talk, but I got to finish packing. Oh, well, no, hang on. Let me just run and get Julie
11:31so she
11:31could say goodbye to Dylan. Oh, we're really in a rush. I don't think we're going to have time.
11:36That's okay, guys. Keep packing. I'll clean it up. Catherine, are you okay? You seem a little
11:44jumpy. I just had a long night, and I have a lot to do. I'm really going to miss you.
12:00Catherine, hi. Oh, I brought you that salad bowl. Oh, thank you. You're so thoughtful. No problem.
12:07Hey, you know, I was meaning to ask you, how did that job in Chicago work out? Job?
12:13You know, the one that you left so suddenly for? Oh, right. Yes, of course. Uh, good. Uh,
12:18worked out well. Very challenging. Oh. I've got something in this tub. I better go.
12:36Susan. What? I'm eating for two. Well, do both of you want to be fat? Okay, when I'm in labor
12:43and I am
12:44pushing and screaming to bring your child into the world, do you really want me to remember that
12:48you denied me syrup? Carry on. Mom, I need to talk to you about tonight. Oh, my God.
13:00Is it about Matt's party? Yeah, it turns out it doesn't start until 10, so can I stay out until
13:05one? Well, um, well, the Johnsons live right down the road. Yeah, I guess that's fine. Thanks.
13:12Whoa, whoa. Is this the Johnsons over on Crestview? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think you should go to that.
13:18Why not? I've done a couple of jobs at that house, and they have some really wild parties. I don't
13:23even
13:23want to tell you what I've snaked out of that toilet. Those were his brother's parties. Matt's not
13:27like that. All 17-year-old guys are like that. The only reason my buddies and I even had parties
13:32was to get girls wasted. Well, I don't drink. Neither did Missy Taylor. And fast forward to her
13:37tying her bra on my car antenna. I really appreciate your concern, but my mom already told me I could
13:43go. Well, it's true. Just giving my opinion. It's up to your mom.
13:56Uh, well, I mean, you both make a good case.
14:04Um, but I think I'm going to have to agree with, uh, and you know I love you both.
14:10Decide. Mike. I'm going with Mike.
14:12What? Well, it sounds like this party could be on the wild side, and it is starting very
14:16late. This is so unfair.
14:18I'm sorry, honey. You wanted a decision? This is my decision.
14:30More syrup? Missy Taylor?
14:35Carry on.
14:42Look at your little Dylan. All grown up.
14:46Karen McCluskey. I babysat you way back when. You were a biter.
14:51Well, I hope I didn't hurt you.
14:52No, you were a cutie. But loud. Remember the racket you used to make on your tricycle?
14:57I gave your dad hell for putting that horn on it.
15:01My dad?
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:04How could you know my dad? He left when I was a baby.
15:08No, he used to come around once in a while. Anyway, nice to have you back.
15:17Please let me help. I feel so guilty just sitting here.
15:20Do not move. We want to pamper you, so please let us.
15:25Hey, so how's chemotherapy going?
15:27Oh, no, no. She doesn't want to talk about that.
15:29I don't mind.
15:29Oh, come on. Let's dig into the pie. Looks amazing.
15:37Wow.
15:38Oh, my God.
15:39Brie, that is like the best pie you've ever made.
15:41Well, thank you. I don't think I did anything differently.
15:51This is not my pie.
16:00Okay, you caught me. It's mine.
16:04What happened to the pie that I brought?
16:06Oh, I was a little sneaky, and I put it in the fridge. I just wanted you to try mine.
16:10Well, did we or did we not agree that I would bring the dessert?
16:13I know, but everyone says you're such an amazing baker, and I was hoping you would give me some tips
16:20to improve my recipe.
16:21Well, clearly no tips are needed, as my friend said. Best pie I ever made.
16:31Well, then perhaps you shouldn't have said anything.
16:33I would have been happy for everyone to think it was yours.
16:40So back to chemo. How's that been?
16:44Yeah, so far, not that bad.
16:48Though I did have to kick Tom out yesterday.
16:52Why?
16:53He was getting so emotional, it felt like the last 20 minutes of Brian's song.
17:02So, I guess I'm in the market for a new chemo, buddy.
17:06Well, I would be more than happy to go with you.
17:11Count me in.
17:13I'll sit with you.
17:15I volunteer at the hospital, so I'll be there anyway.
17:18Oh, my God, you guys.
17:21I'm so touched you're all willing to do this.
17:24What are friends for?
17:30Gabby?
17:40She upstaged your lemon meringue pie?
17:43You've got to be kidding.
17:44I'm not.
17:45That despicable woman was just supposed to bring a simple green salad.
17:49She not only brought a pie, she hid mine and served hers.
17:53That's beyond despicable.
17:55That's culinary terrorism.
17:56Oh, it gets worse.
17:57Her pie was better than mine.
18:01Impossible.
18:02It's true.
18:03Everyone thought so.
18:05Even me.
18:07Oh, and that simple green salad?
18:09Mosh and baby arugula with duck confit and candied walnuts.
18:12My God, she placed her win.
18:14I have been here for hours trying to replicate her recipe, and nothing has even come close.
18:20Don't be so hard on yourself.
18:22This one's fantastic.
18:25That's hers!
18:27Sorry.
18:29Morrison, what am I going to do?
18:31You might have to bite the bullet and ask her for her recipe.
18:35What?
18:35Surrender?
18:37Debase myself?
18:38Free.
18:38It's your signature pie.
18:40You make it for parties, church suppers, bake sales.
18:43If she's always right there behind you with her superior version, staking out her claim as Fairview's number one homemaker...
18:50She will have stolen my entire identity.
18:53Well, I wouldn't go that far.
18:55No, it's true.
18:56The only thing about me that's special is what I can do in the kitchen.
19:04You're right.
19:06I have got to get that recipe.
19:10By any means necessary.
19:16Hey, Gabby.
19:17Hey, what's up?
19:20Well, I felt a little weird about something that happened at lunch, and I thought we should talk about it.
19:25I know.
19:26Do you believe that pie business?
19:28I thought Bree's head was going to explode.
19:30No.
19:31Not that.
19:35Okay, I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to say it.
19:37But when everyone was offering to come with me to chemo, even Catherine, who I don't even know, you sort
19:45of clammed up.
19:46What was that about?
19:48Well, it just seemed like people had it pretty well covered.
19:53Yeah, but between us, you're the one I really want there.
19:57Out of everyone, you're the most fun, and I need that now.
20:00Sweet.
20:02But to be honest, I don't like hospitals.
20:05Nobody likes hospitals.
20:06Unfortunately, that's the place you have to go when you're sick, or your friends are.
20:12You are my friend, right?
20:16What, is this a test of our friendship?
20:19Yeah, kind of.
20:22Can I pencil you in?
20:28I can't wait.
20:36Psst, come here.
20:43Okay, I'll come there.
20:47He's still mad at me about the party.
20:49Oh, you picked up on that, did you?
20:51Okay, look, I've been thinking about things, and just forget what I said earlier.
20:56You mean I can go?
20:57Shh, jeez, oh, Mike's in the other room.
21:00You're not going to tell him?
21:01No, and neither are you.
21:03Why are you walking on eggshells?
21:05You are my mother, you have every right to override him.
21:07I know, I just, I think it's sweet that he worries about you, and I want him to feel
21:12like he is part of the decision-making process.
21:14Well, clearly he's not if you're going behind his back.
21:17Do you want to go or not?
21:18Yes, yes, I really want to go to the party.
21:21Party?
21:21Are you guys still talking about that?
21:25Can you believe it?
21:27Oh, let it go.
21:29You know, Mike and I decided no party, and that's final.
21:47Free.
21:48I hope this isn't a bad time.
21:49I just wanted to bring you a housewarming gift.
21:51It's the recipe for my special mincemeat pie.
21:55It wouldn't be Thanksgiving at my house without it.
21:58Well, aren't you thoughtful?
22:02Let me just file this in my recipe box.
22:05Well, as long as we're swapping pie recipes, I would love the one for your fabulous lemon
22:10meringue.
22:10Dang, really, I'm so flattered you'd ask.
22:15But I don't share that.
22:19Excuse me.
22:21You have to understand, I experimented for years before I came up with my secret ingredient.
22:28Which is what?
22:30Vanilla?
22:30Nutmeg?
22:31Cardamom?
22:32If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
22:35It would just be an ingredient.
22:40Well, that hardly seems neighborly.
22:43After all, I just gave you the recipe for my mincemeat pie.
22:45Yes, and it's a very good one.
22:47I have the book it came from.
22:50That recipe is not from a book.
22:51That recipe was handed down to me from my mother.
22:54Well, unless your mother was Betty Crocker, she got her from a book.
23:00Oh, dear.
23:01Now I have upset you.
23:02No.
23:03No, I am not upset.
23:05I'm just confused as to why you seem so determined to get off on the wrong foot.
23:10First, you bring a pie to Lynette's when I clearly assigned you the salad.
23:12Now, see, that's where I'm confused.
23:15Just what, please, gives you the right to decide who brings what to a luncheon that I suggested.
23:21Well, it's tradition.
23:23I always organize our little get-togethers, and I always bring dessert.
23:27Well, then, how lovely that I'm back.
23:29I can shoulder that burden for you.
23:33Just give me the recipe.
23:36Sorry, I can't.
23:39I do hope this doesn't keep us from being friends, because I like you, Brie.
23:48And I'm sure if you put your mind to it, you can come up with an even better lemon meringue
23:54pie than mine.
23:55The trick is finding that perfect blend of sweet and sour.
24:00Well, you've certainly mastered that, dear.
24:09So, when do I get to see my big surprise?
24:12Wait for it.
24:14Wait for it.
24:16Ta-da.
24:20All that syrup went straight to your boobs.
24:23So, it's not my imagination.
24:25They're bigger, right?
24:27Uh, yeah.
24:30Especially the right one.
24:32Mike?
24:32I'm just kidding.
24:33Pick those up and bring them over here.
24:35Well, I better warn you.
24:36I may have to work the shoulders.
24:38Boom.
24:39Boom.
24:40Boom.
24:45Hey.
24:47You know that thing with Julie and the party this morning?
24:49Mm-hmm.
24:50Thanks for backing me up.
24:51It meant a lot.
24:52I know it wasn't easy for you.
24:54Uh, yeah, well, you know, sometimes you gotta hang tough.
24:57Mm-hmm.
24:58Well, you did the right thing.
25:00I drove by that house tonight.
25:01Mm-hmm.
25:02That party was out of control.
25:04What?
25:05Yeah, there were kids staggering around drunk.
25:09Puking in the gutter.
25:10I even saw some girls running around topless.
25:13I'm sure the cops will be there any minute.
25:16Well, we need whipped cream.
25:20What?
25:21Well, I don't think that you can have a sexy date night without whipped cream.
25:27Can't and won't.
25:29Well, I can go get some.
25:31No, no.
25:32You've, uh, worked all day.
25:34You stay here.
25:35I'll go to the store.
25:41Could you get more syrup?
25:45Make a wish.
25:50So I'm dying to see what I got you.
25:53How thoughtful was I?
25:54Very.
25:58Open it.
26:04Yes.
26:05Not yet.
26:06I haven't asked the question.
26:12will you marry me, Carlos Solis?
26:19And you say?
26:22You're proposing?
26:24You said you didn't want to spend too much.
26:26So what's more affordable than a promise?
26:29Look, Edie, I...
26:30I'm doing this for you.
26:32If the IRS gets wind of your rainy day fund,
26:36they could make me testify against you.
26:39But if I were your wife...
26:43How are they going to find out?
26:45Oh, honey, people talk.
26:48Angry people.
26:49Disappointed people.
26:53Come on, say your line.
26:55It's my birthday.
27:04Fine.
27:05We're engaged.
27:11I think I'm going to cry.
27:15Yeah, me too.
27:20I mean, how weird is that?
27:21My mom always told me that my dad took off
27:23right after I was born.
27:25So did she explain what McCluskey said?
27:27I didn't tell her.
27:28She kind of freaks out any time I bring him up.
27:30Dylan, you have a right to know about your dad.
27:32You've got to confront her.
27:33Yeah, right.
27:34I could never do that.
27:35She isn't cool like your mom.
27:41Hi.
27:42It's my birthday.
27:43Oh, that must mean you're Matt.
27:44I'm Susan Meyer, and I'm...
27:46All righty.
27:49Homer, you're back next to this bastard.
27:51You actually did it.
27:52It wasn't me, but happy birthday, man.
27:55It was somebody who cares.
27:57Gather help, man.
27:59Do you like this music?
28:01Yeah, it's fine.
28:03Would somebody just tell me where I can...
28:05Hey, enough talking.
28:06Take it off.
28:07We're feeling generous tonight.
28:09Oh, my God.
28:10I'm not a stripper.
28:12You're not?
28:13Is this going to happen or what?
28:15Boomer, she's not a stripper.
28:16What's with the implants?
28:19I'm pregnant.
28:20I'm pregnant.
28:24That's hot.
28:29Sorry.
28:30I should have known you were Julie's mom.
28:33You're way too gorgeous to be a stripper.
28:36I bet your lame attempt to keep me from calling your parents.
28:40It worked.
28:41It worked.
28:41Well played.
28:44Excuse me.
28:45Excuse me.
28:46Oh, ow.
28:49Oh, excuse me.
28:51Excuse me.
28:54Mom, what are you doing now?
28:55I'm taking you home.
28:57This party is out of control.
28:58No, it's not.
29:00Well, of course you don't think it is because you're knocking back a big cup of orange soda.
29:09I don't believe this.
29:11Well, believe it.
29:11We're going.
29:12You too, Dylan.
29:13Come on.
29:17And what are you wearing?
29:18It's a bear safe.
29:20Yeah, well, Boomer likes it.
29:28Call me tomorrow.
29:29We'll go to a movie my mom can drag us out of.
29:36Look, I get that you're upset.
29:38No, I'm confused.
29:40First, I can go to the party.
29:41Then I can't because Mike says no.
29:42Then I can, but don't tell Mike and behave yourself.
29:44So I behave myself and you punish me.
29:48Okay, I admit that there's a certain lack of consistency there.
29:51It's like, ever since you got married, I can't win.
29:57Do you think this is easy for me?
29:59Trying to keep peace between a new husband and a teenage daughter?
30:03You're always putting me in the middle.
30:05Oh, I don't do that.
30:07Please, every time you and Mike disagree on something, you give me the look.
30:10Look, that pitiful face that says, if I don't back you up, I love the other one more.
30:15I don't expect you to side with me every time.
30:17Just make a decision and stick to it.
30:19And no more lying.
30:23Well, you're right.
30:25I'm an adult and I need to be honest about these things, and I will be.
30:30Starting tomorrow.
30:35Hey.
30:37Look who I picked up coming out of the movies.
30:40A PG movie.
30:41Is this the perfect teenager or what?
30:44The movies, huh?
30:46It's funny.
30:47I wanted Julie's friends just called to make sure she got home from the party.
30:50She was worried when she saw you leaving with a stripper.
30:56The jig is up, Mom.
30:57No, no.
30:58We can salvage this.
30:59Just work with me.
31:02I did go to the party.
31:03Mom went behind your back and told me I could.
31:06But I didn't drink or do anything I shouldn't have.
31:08Glad to hear it.
31:09And, uh, thanks for your honesty.
31:15You know, this perfect teenager thing is really starting to chap my ass.
31:20I'm going to bed.
31:26Please tell me this isn't going to be one of those things where you leave me and I go screaming
31:29down the street.
31:30Why'd you go behind my back?
31:32I'm sorry.
31:35You've got to understand, for so long, it's just been Julie and me.
31:39And I've made all the decisions alone.
31:42You felt so strongly.
31:44It was just an opinion, really.
31:45She's your daughter.
31:46I completely respect your right to raise her however you want.
31:50Thanks.
31:52Now, that being said, this baby is ours.
31:55So we'll get to make all those parenting decisions together.
31:58Right?
31:59Right.
32:01So can we go back to date night?
32:07Only if you work the shoulders.
32:22Gabby, where have you been?
32:23You went to the bathroom like half an hour ago.
32:25Oh, sorry.
32:26I stopped off to get you some magazines.
32:30Top ten new hairstyles.
32:32Yeah, well, I'm kind of bald right now, but thanks.
32:36Why don't I go check if there's some other ones?
32:38No, no.
32:39I don't need magazines.
32:40I need company.
32:41Sit down.
32:41You've been bouncing around since you got here.
32:49So, how do you like being the first lady of Fairview?
32:52It's good.
32:55Are you cold?
32:56I keep it cold in here.
32:57I'm fine.
32:58So, tell me something.
32:59When you go to a ribbon cutting, do you get to keep those gigantic novelty scissors?
33:03You must be freezing.
33:05You know, I have the cutest shawl in the car, so I'm just going to run out and get it
33:09for you.
33:10Boy.
33:12You really don't want to be here, do you?
33:15What are you talking about?
33:16I'm trying to help.
33:17Yeah, in any way that gets you out of this room.
33:24Sorry, it's just hospitals are hard for me.
33:27Yeah, you told me, but, geez, Gabby, don't you care enough to make an effort?
33:32You think I don't care?
33:35I get it.
33:36You're uncomfortable.
33:38Just go.
33:39I'm fine.
33:44I'm fine.
33:55Did I ever tell you about my father?
33:58He had cancer, too.
34:02He started in the liver, went into his bones.
34:06Ten months later, he was dead.
34:08But, thanks for that encouraging story.
34:11I'm not finished.
34:15Those last weeks, every day, we thought we were going to lose him.
34:21And every day before I would go into his room, my mom would say, no tears.
34:27Daddy wants to see you smiling.
34:29If you're going to cry, you can't go in.
34:33So, on the last night, I sat there and I watched him die.
34:42His eyes were closed, but I thought he could still see me.
34:48So I kept smiling.
34:52It was all night.
34:58When I was five.
35:01Oh, my God.
35:03But on the plus side, I made a pretty good career out of knowing how to smile, and I didn't
35:08really feel like it.
35:16But I can't pretend with you.
35:23Now, when I'm scared, I'm going to lose you.
35:27You're not going to lose me.
35:31You promise?
35:34Because if I did, then...
35:41God, you're such a mess.
35:42It's okay.
35:44Come here.
35:44Let it go.
35:45Oh.
36:28I'm going to get Adam.
36:29Be right back.
36:31Mom?
36:34Can I talk to you about something?
36:36Sure.
36:37You don't mind talking in the car.
36:43Brie Hodge persisted in her effort to unlock the secret of Catherine Mayfair's lemon meringue.
36:50But after several failed attempts,
36:55it occurred to Brie that while she might not have the key to Catherine's recipe,
37:02she did have the key to Catherine's house.
37:06piece down.
37:20What's that for?
37:27Come on.
37:29Barbroll.
37:31Where are you?
37:35Barb اس.
37:35How did you say that,
37:42Well, hey, what's up?
37:43I was doing a little baking, and I was wondering if I could borrow something.
37:47Sure. What do you need? Flour? Sugar?
38:04I can't believe what Karen McCluskey tells you.
38:08She's a woman, practically senile.
38:11She didn't sound senile to me.
38:13Maybe this is not the time, okay?
38:15You said my father didn't care about me, but she says he came here. He wanted to see me.
38:20Why would you not tell me that?
38:25He's my father. I deserve to know.
38:28The only thing you need to know about that man is he was a monster.
38:31Decide that for myself. Where is he?
38:36I don't know.
38:38You're lying.
38:39No, she's not.
38:40Yes, she is. She has been lying to me my whole life.
38:44I'm starting to think maybe you're the monster.
38:56She can't talk to me that way.
38:58Not after everything I've done for her.
39:00Well, maybe that's the problem. She doesn't know what you've done for her.
39:03Nobody does.
39:04And it's going to stay that way.
39:05Are you sure?
39:07She's just going to keep asking questions.
39:09Then we better start coming up with better lies.
39:31Oh, there you are.
39:33Just wondering where you've gone to.
39:35I just let myself into Catherine's house to get that recipe.
39:39Well, that seems a bit extreme.
39:44Well, at least you know her secret now.
39:47Yes, and it has nothing to do with pie.
39:57Here's the thing.
39:59I got a real chance of getting back together with my ex, but this woman is standing in my way.
40:05And she knows about the money, and she's made it clear that if I leave, she's going to blow the
40:09whistle.
40:13You've got to understand, I really didn't care for Edie, but I can't let it ruin my life.
40:26That's where you come in.
40:40Guys, we better behave or the nurses are going to kick us out.
40:44Hey, it's our chemo party, and we'll laugh if we want to.
40:49Gabby, this was a wonderful idea.
40:51I cannot tell you how much it means to me.
40:54Don't get sappy on me.
40:55I won't stand for it.
40:56All right, Susan, is the camera ready?
40:58Yeah.
40:59Got it.
41:00Okay, once the light starts blinking, we've got ten seconds, so everybody say cheese and hold it.
41:06One, two, three.
41:08Cheese!
41:10There is nothing more deceptive than a smile.
41:14And no one knows this better than the people who hide behind them.
41:20Some flash their teeth as a polite warning to their enemies.
41:25Some put on beaming faces to keep their tears from falling.
41:30Others wear silly grins to mask their fear.
41:34Mmm.
41:36But then, there is that rare smile that is actually genuine.
41:44I'll take care of it.
41:46It's the smile of a person who knows his troubles will soon be over.
41:53One, two, one.
41:56Two, three.
41:57One, two.
42:00One, two, three.
42:08Two, three.
42:08Three, four.
42:10Two, three.
42:16Four, three.
42:16Four, seven.
42:17Three, four.
42:18Four!
42:18Four.
42:19Six, four.
42:20One, four.
42:31Transcription by CastingWords
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