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00:03So, Paige and I will be at the park for about 30 minutes.
00:05Great! I should have all the clothes packed up by then.
00:08Oh, shoot! I forgot the pacifier.
00:09I didn't. It's in the diaper bag.
00:11Have a good time.
00:13There are certain things every parent must remember.
00:17Which toys can't be thrown away?
00:21Which vegetables must not be served?
00:25Which clothes should never be mended?
00:29But the one thing every parent can forget
00:34is how quickly their children grow up.
00:39Hey, what's going on in here?
00:41Uh, Lisa Ellison is pregnant, so I'm going to give her some baby clothes.
00:45Paige has grown out of all her onesies.
00:48Wow, that was fast.
00:49So fast. Isn't there a way we could keep her small?
00:52Well, we could stop feeding her.
00:54And then we could save money on food and clothes.
00:58Hey, are you okay?
00:59Yeah, it just hit me that this is my last onesie.
01:02After Paige, no more babies.
01:05Isn't that what you wanted?
01:07I mean, weren't you the one who threw confetti after the doctor tied your tubes?
01:10Yes, but now I'm thinking that it's just going by too quick.
01:13And before you know it, they'll be grown.
01:16It'll just be you and me.
01:18Yeah.
01:19I don't know what the best part of that is.
01:20No.
01:21It'll just be you and me.
01:23Ah, what are you doing?
01:26Giving you a review of what our retirement's going to be like.
01:31Oh.
01:33Mm.
01:34What about, what about the kids?
01:36They all left for school.
01:37I saw them.
01:38Mm.
01:40Mm.
01:40Mm.
01:40But in the nursery, in front of Peter Pan.
01:45It's about time he grew up.
01:47Oh.
01:47Oh.
01:48Mm.
01:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:50Ha, ha, ha.
01:52Ha, ha, ha.
01:52Ha, ha, ha.
01:53Yes, there are certain things every parent must remember.
01:58Ah!
01:59Oh, I forgot Paige's doll.
02:02I'll, I'll, I'll tell her it's dead.
02:06Locking the door is one of them.
02:12It's a question we all ask ourselves.
02:17Do I trust the folks who live next door?
02:23Can I count on the woman who lives down the block?
02:28Will that couple across the street be there when I need them?
02:35Yes.
02:37Good neighbors are people we can rely on.
02:40Great neighbors are the ones who do exactly what they are told.
02:46So this is what you want me to sign?
02:49Yes.
02:50Down at the bottom.
02:54Is there a problem?
02:55I'm just a little sad, that's all.
02:57Now, what do you have to be sad about?
02:59I'm paying you well over market value.
03:01I know, it's just, I love the lane.
03:04Everybody's always been so kind to me to just up and move at my age.
03:09The neighborhood is about to change.
03:11In a few months, you won't recognize the street.
03:13It's better to go now, with your memories intact.
03:18What do you mean it's going to change?
03:20You don't have to worry about that.
03:22All you need to know is that I'm helping you.
03:31I am so sorry I got hung up.
03:34Don't worry, it's done.
03:35Mr. Scully's sold, but I had a lot of details to work on.
03:38I mean, link the vesco, disclosure agreements.
03:40You'll still get your commission.
03:40Okay, so, what happens now?
03:43Now?
03:45Now I let the neighborhood in on my plan.
03:49Plan?
03:50You have a plan?
04:07Hi!
04:09Oh, so now she knocks.
04:11It's Susan!
04:12I'm entering the house!
04:14It's okay, Susan.
04:16We are totally closed.
04:18Oh, sweetie.
04:21You avoided making eye contact with us all day yesterday.
04:24Can we move past this?
04:25Yeah, I think the only fair thing now is for us to see you and Mike naked.
04:30Okay, you're right.
04:31It's not funny.
04:37Yeah?
04:38I just want to say congratulations.
04:40For what?
04:42Well, I don't mean to be crass, but when I walked in on you guys, I couldn't help but
04:45notice that Tom is quite gifted.
04:51Oh, that!
04:52Oh, that!
04:53When I opened the door, I thought you two had company.
04:56I mean, I'm not sure if it was all the tiny furniture in the nursery, but he...
05:00I get it, I get it.
05:01I'm a very lucky woman.
05:02So why haven't you ever mentioned it to me and the girls?
05:06Mention it?
05:06When we went for margaritas that night, and we all kind of told each other about our
05:10husband's accomplishments, how come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?
05:16Tommy Tripod?
05:17How many more of these do you have?
05:19Six.
05:22I'm serious.
05:23You were so tight-lipped that we just assumed that Tom was one of those, you know, button-on-a
05:28-fur-coat
05:28kind of guys.
05:29It's just something I don't care to advertise.
05:32What do I care if people think he's got a dinky one?
05:40Hey, Carmen.
05:42What's with the map?
05:43I just spoke to Hector.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:46How is he?
05:46Where is he?
05:48Staying with his cousins in Sabinas, Mexico.
05:52Grace and I will be leaving for Texas in two days.
05:55What?
05:55So soon?
05:57Gabby, we discussed this.
05:59We're staying with people we know for a few weeks until Hector crosses the border and joins
06:02us.
06:03And then what?
06:05I guess we'll try to get jobs, find a place to live.
06:08Where?
06:08What jobs?
06:09You have a daughter you're dragging into all this.
06:12Grace is a strong girl.
06:13Yes, I know.
06:14But is this what's best for her?
06:17Okay, look, I'm just putting it out there.
06:20Let Grace stay here with us.
06:24Just until you and Hector get settled.
06:26That could take months.
06:27I don't mind.
06:28That way she can at least stay in school.
06:30She'll be safe.
06:31Be with family.
06:33Hector and I are all the family she needs.
06:35She comes with me.
06:38Carmen, I don't mean to make you mad.
06:40It's just, I have a say in this too.
06:42I'm her birth mother.
06:43And I'm Juanitas.
06:45Does that mean I should take her with me?
06:46Take her where?
06:47To run?
06:48To hide?
06:48That's the life you're making Grace live.
06:50But here, she can have anything she wants, just like Juanita.
06:53Oh, so she can become a spoiled girl who never thinks of others, just like Juanita.
06:57Hey, there's nothing wrong with my kid.
07:00No, you're right.
07:02It's not her fault she's being raised by a bad mother.
07:04And if a life of running and hiding keeps that from happening to Grace, then that's what I'll do.
07:14So, well, just tell people that you slipped in the bathroom and bumped your head.
07:18We're old.
07:18People expect that.
07:19What were you thinking with that book?
07:21I thought I would add a little spice.
07:23Kama Sutra.
07:24Kama Sutras.
07:26Where'd that come from?
07:29Wasn't there yesterday.
07:31Take these.
07:32Take these.
07:33I gotta make sure people know about this.
07:35Go, go, go, go, go.
07:47Correctional center?
07:48What is that, a jail?
07:49Well, I called the city.
07:50They say it's transitional housing for felons under house arrest.
07:53A halfway house for convicts on our street?
07:56Exactly.
07:56I don't understand.
07:57The city bought this house?
07:58No.
07:59I didn't.
08:01You're responsible for this.
08:02Sure am.
08:03What could you possibly be thinking?
08:08The day I was released from prison, the day I was released from prison, I felt so blessed.
08:12I knew that I was coming home to the loving embrace of this beautiful neighborhood.
08:16And most inmates, when they're released, don't have that kind of support.
08:20Most of them are isolated, which leads them to commit more crimes.
08:24Bringing them to a place like this, where they can interact with folks like you, might just keep a few
08:30of them from making that unfortunate choice.
08:32Come on, Paul.
08:34We've got children here.
08:35And I'm not spending my golden years borrowing a cup of sugar from drug dealers and rapists.
08:39I'm all for charity, but our neighborhood can't handle something like this.
08:44Apparently, I have more faith in you people than you do.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:49In a way, this halfway house will be a testament to how I feel about each and every one of
08:54you.
09:16Rene?
09:30Oh, I've really got to start knocking.
09:54What?
09:55Lynette asked me to bring over this birthday card that got delivered to her house by mistake.
09:59Thanks so much.
10:00You can toss it.
10:00You're not going to read it?
10:02Come on.
10:03Someone who loves you took the time to send a card.
10:07Happy birthday from Dr. Frank at Midtown Dental.
10:11Oh, look.
10:12You're due for a cleaning.
10:14Goodbye, Susan.
10:15No, wait.
10:15So, it's your birthday, huh?
10:17Do you have something special planned?
10:19I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28.
10:23Hey, what do you say you and I go out?
10:25No candles, no cake, no singing, just enough booze to wash away the pain.
10:30Why do you assume I'm in pain?
10:36Uh, I was talking about my pain.
10:38I've really been missing Mike since he's been in Alaska and, oh, I have a bunion that's bothering me.
10:43Oh, fine, fine.
10:45We'll have dinner.
10:46Let's just make it early.
10:47I want to have a backup dinner lined up just in case this one gets too depressing.
10:51Oh, I promise you're going to have a great time.
10:55Hey, there's my favorite lawyer.
10:58As it happens, I need some good legal advice.
11:00You mean free legal advice.
11:01Well, yeah, free is good.
11:04So, let's say, hypothetically, I know a woman who's in this country illegally.
11:09You mean Carmen?
11:10She's not the only legal I know.
11:12Half of Carlson's family scale defends at some point.
11:15Now, let's say this woman's daughter is an American citizen.
11:18You mean Grace?
11:20Hello, still hypothetically.
11:21Now, could the daughter stay here with another family if, say, somebody anonymously reported the mother due to immigration?
11:31Yeah, as long as it's not the somebody who called immigration because, hypothetically, she'd be burning in hell.
11:37Oh, come on!
11:39Carmen wants to drag Grace all over Guadalas somewhere while Hector figures out a way to sneak back into the
11:43country.
11:44Gabby, you can't do this.
11:45They're a family.
11:46Just tell me, is it legal or not for me to keep her?
11:48Yes, technically it's legal.
11:50But just because something's legal doesn't make it right.
11:53Okay, jeez, you don't have to jump down my throat.
11:55Like I said, it was just hypothetical.
12:08Yeah, hi.
12:09Can I get the number for the immigration department, please?
12:14What do you want for dinner?
12:16Pasta?
12:17Meatloaf?
12:17I don't care.
12:19Meatloaf's good.
12:20Why don't you talk about my penis?
12:24Excuse me?
12:25I overheard you and Susan talking.
12:27I was surprised to find you'd never bragged about me.
12:32There's a reason they call them private parts.
12:34And why would you care anyway?
12:36I know what you gals talk about when you get together.
12:39Gabby lets everyone know how much money Carlos has.
12:43Susan talks about what a badass Mike is.
12:45So?
12:46So do I always have to be the joke?
12:49The one who paid too much for the car?
12:51The one who cried when the cop pulled him over?
12:53You don't have a problem sharing my screw-ups,
12:56but God forbid you can be this one little victory.
12:59Are we really having this conversation?
13:01I am just saying, for once,
13:03it would be nice if you gave me a little good press.
13:06You know, tell your friends
13:09what I bring to the table.
13:11Please don't put it on the table.
13:16I'm sorry.
13:17I was looking for my contractor boyfriend,
13:19not a suave international spy.
13:22Well, the restaurant is pretty, uh,
13:24how they could say it's snazzy.
13:26You look wonderful.
13:30Shall we?
13:31Hang on.
13:32Yeah, I just gotta grab one thing out of my room.
13:39Oh, hey, Bree.
13:40I heard the door.
13:41I thought you were pizza.
13:42Hello, Richard.
13:43Are we going to bed or getting up?
13:45I don't know.
13:46Let's see.
13:47Ah, wheel of fortune.
13:50Getting up.
13:54So, how are you doing?
13:56Not so hot.
13:58Mary's lawyer called today.
13:59We're starting our divorce proceedings.
14:00I'm so sorry.
14:01Oh, the marriage has been over for a long time,
14:03but I had no idea what a kick in the gut
14:05this was gonna be.
14:06I guess it's just hitting me
14:07that I could be alone for the rest of my life.
14:10Richard, that's ridiculous.
14:12Take a look in the mirror.
14:13I mean, after you shower.
14:17You are a catch.
14:19You're smart, adventurous,
14:21very handsome.
14:22For a tired old guy in his 50s.
14:24Stop wallowing in self-pity.
14:25You were a major in the army.
14:27Be strong.
14:29The army is easy.
14:30There's structure.
14:31They tell you what to do.
14:32You do it.
14:32But this...
14:33Fine, then I'll tell you what to do.
14:35Turn off the TV,
14:36get dressed,
14:37and get out of this apartment.
14:38And do what?
14:57Ready to go?
14:59Change of plans.
15:00I've invited your father to join us.
15:03I hope you don't mind.
15:05Bree could see that I'm a little down.
15:07No.
15:08No, it's fine.
15:09It's not like I had anything special planned.
15:21Thanks.
15:23Okay, I checked the bylaws.
15:25We can all relax.
15:26Paul can't open a halfway house on this street
15:27without approval from the Homeowners Association.
15:30And since he only has one house?
15:32He only gets one vote.
15:32No way he gets a majority.
15:34Thank God.
15:35Let's call a meeting of the Association
15:37and take a vote so we can get this over with.
15:39Does this seem too easy?
15:40See, I mean, Paul's a smart guy.
15:42He wouldn't pull a stunt like this
15:43unless he thought he could get away with it.
15:44I wish Mike were here.
15:45He'd just go over there
15:46and scare some sense into him.
15:48Do we know any other macho guys
15:49who could do the job?
15:52What about Carlos?
15:53Oh, forget Carlos.
15:54We've got a guy right here
15:55that can do the job.
15:58Brian.
16:00Not me.
16:01Hey, what about the gay?
16:03He looks like he could do some damage.
16:06Okay.
16:07How about I just refresh everyone's coffee
16:09because it looks like that's all I'm good for.
16:11Oh, can you be a love
16:12and bring back more of these cookies?
16:21You okay?
16:22Bob, Roy,
16:24your friends think everybody on the street
16:26is tougher than me.
16:26That's ridiculous.
16:28Hey, how about we send Lynette over there?
16:30She's got a set of cojones on her.
16:32You see?
16:33You see?
16:33This is all your fault.
16:34Well, how is it my fault?
16:36Because you never say anything positive about me.
16:38God forbid you talk me up,
16:39make these people think I'm a real man.
16:41A real man?
16:41Are you suggesting we make this meeting
16:43a forum for your talent?
16:45Why is it so hard for you
16:45to say nice things about me?
16:46I do all the time.
16:48Oh, but you prefer to emasculate me.
16:49Emasculate?
16:50You know I don't.
16:50Yes, you do.
16:51Yes, you do.
16:52Don't.
16:52Oh, you want me to talk you up?
16:53Yeah, that would be great.
16:54I'll talk you up.
16:55Listen, everybody, I've got an idea.
16:56If we need someone to intimidate Paul,
16:58Tom can do it.
16:59In the men's room.
17:01What?
17:02Oh, you didn't hear?
17:04Tom's packing.
17:05We're talking big.
17:07Circus big.
17:08So big, he can drive in the carpool lane
17:10when he's alone.
17:11Lynette?
17:12If it falls in the forest,
17:13believe me, it makes a sound.
17:15The Washington Monument looks at it
17:17and says,
17:17I want to be you when I grow up.
17:25Gee, she'd think she'd smile more.
17:45Grace, you want to go to the kitchen for a little bit?
17:47Why?
17:48Maybe make yourself a snack.
17:51You are such a brave little girl.
17:54If anything bad ever happens,
17:55you are surrounded by people who love you.
17:57What are you talking about?
17:58Gabby, immigration's here.
18:00The medic took daddy?
18:02Oh, don't worry, Grace.
18:04Everything's going to be okay.
18:05Mama!
18:07Grace, listen to me.
18:08Go upstairs to Juanita's room
18:09and do not move until I tell you.
18:11No, Mama, I want to stay with you.
18:12I'll be fine.
18:15I love you.
18:17I love you.
18:19Go, go.
18:24These people are going to take me.
18:26I need you to look after my baby.
18:31You're not going anywhere.
18:40Can I help you?
18:42I'm Agent Jackson from ICE.
18:43We're looking for Carmen Sanchez.
18:45Is that you?
18:46Okay, Mrs. Solis.
18:47I'm going to the store now for oven cleaner.
18:49Are you Carmen Sanchez?
18:51Si.
18:52Ma'am, we're from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
18:55Ay, Dios mio.
18:58I might be late tomorrow.
19:03This is lovely, Keith.
19:04Yeah, but it feels like something's missing.
19:06What is it?
19:07Oh, I know.
19:09My father.
19:09Oh, I'm sorry.
19:10I know we've been having a lot of dinners with him lately.
19:12That's okay.
19:13It's really sweet the way you've been looking after him.
19:15But I'm really glad it's just us tonight.
19:16Me too.
19:18I'll check on our table.
19:20Want to grab me a drink?
19:20Yeah, whiskey up.
19:21Ice water back.
19:28Can I help you?
19:29Watson, party of two.
19:30I'm the one who called earlier.
19:32Oh, yes, of course.
19:33Would you like the ring delivered in our chocolate souffle?
19:35Oh, no, I'm too nervous to wait for dessert.
19:38How about an appetizer?
19:39We have the jumbo shrimp cocktail.
19:42Not jumbo.
19:43I don't want the shrimp to make the ring look small.
19:47Bree?
19:49It's me, Tracy.
19:50Tracy Miller.
19:51Of course.
19:53It's been years.
19:54You look incredible.
19:55Look at me.
19:56I'm a stick.
19:58I've lost a ton.
19:59Good for you.
20:00What's Adam doing these days?
20:02Sitting in his studio apartment and cursing my divorce lawyer for taking all of his money.
20:08I'm so sorry.
20:09Oh, don't be.
20:10I'm doing great.
20:11They're ready for us.
20:12Oh, my God.
20:13Is this Andrew?
20:15I can't believe how grown up he is.
20:17No, this is my boyfriend, Keith.
20:21Wow.
20:22I guess we're both doing great.
20:27After the mudslides, there was a knotwork of cholera.
20:30Half my village died.
20:32That's when we paid the coyote to bring us over the border.
20:36Jeez, cholera?
20:38Getting shot at?
20:39Doesn't anyone have a happy story about coming to this country?
20:44Gabriel Solis, your husband is here.
20:46Oh.
20:49Good luck.
20:51I'm sure I'll see you all again.
20:52You seem like a very persistent lot.
21:00You okay?
21:01As long as you're not mad at me.
21:03Are you kidding?
21:04It's a very brave thing that you did for Carmen.
21:07Yeah, well, you know me.
21:08Always thinking about others.
21:11So where are Carmen and Grace?
21:14Carmen was too scared to stay at the house, so I put them up in a motel.
21:16Well, you can tell them everything's fine.
21:18They can come home now.
21:21Gabby, you just made fools out of a U.S. government agency.
21:23Our house isn't safe anymore.
21:26Carmen and Grace are leaving for Texas in the morning.
21:32Isn't this romantic?
21:34I said I wanted this to be a special night for the two of us.
21:40Son of a bitch.
21:43Well, hey, you two.
21:45Richard, hi.
21:45What are you doing here?
21:46I thought if Keith were bringing a great cook like you here, it's got to be good.
21:49So I thought I'd order some takeout.
21:53Takeout.
21:53Good idea.
21:55Yeah.
21:56I thought maybe I'd take the food home and eat in front of the TV.
22:03Of course, it is Friday.
22:04There's probably nothing on.
22:06So I guess I'll just eat over the sink.
22:11Well, Richard, if you don't have plans, would you like to join us?
22:15Of course he has plans.
22:16Didn't you hear about the sink?
22:17I would love to.
22:20I'll be in another chair.
22:23What are you doing?
22:24The man is clearly in pain.
22:26It's not your responsibility to cheer him up.
22:28When he is tired of being alone, he will meet somebody.
22:36Maybe sooner than you think.
22:40Tracy, I cannot get around great you look.
22:42What is your secret?
22:44Revenge.
22:45After I lost the weight, I took a picture of myself naked and sent it to my ex to rub
22:49his face in it.
22:50Or to show him what he can't rub his face in.
22:56Am I right?
22:58You know, Richard, speaking of...
23:02Tracy here has an incredible singing voice.
23:05Oh, really?
23:06Yes, we met in church choir.
23:07Didn't you say you sang in your church choir?
23:09Still do. I love it.
23:10Yeah, I don't sing anymore.
23:12Or believe in God.
23:14Really?
23:15Yeah, it's kind of hard to believe in a higher power when you're on your knees begging for help for
23:19your nightmare of life and you get squat.
23:26So, yes, that's how we met.
23:27The choir.
23:29Well, Tracy, not that God needs defending, but as someone who's been in combat, I have found my faith to
23:34be a comfort in difficult times.
23:36Isn't that refreshing?
23:37A man with old-fashioned values.
23:39I think we should cut all funding to the military and pour it into the schools.
23:43I hope they'll teach Arabic in those schools.
23:47So, shall we order?
23:49Brie, can I talk to you for a sec?
23:51Mm-hmm.
23:55Shall we order? Are you not sitting at that table? This plan of yours isn't working.
23:58I admit, she was much nicer when she was fat.
24:01Look, you need to get them out of here. I have to talk to you about something really important.
24:05What is it?
24:05I can't just blurt it out. It needs to be done just right.
24:08Hey, did anyone order a shrimp cocktail with a puny engagement ring on the side?
24:13Oh, crap.
24:14Keith, what is that?
24:15No, no, no, forget you ever saw this.
24:16Keith!
24:17I don't want to hear your answer, Brie. This is not how this is happening.
24:20You never should have invited him to stay here. You ruined this entire thing.
24:24And so did you. And so did you.
24:33Well, he certainly killed the evening.
24:45So on Sunday, I make a big roast chicken. Then on Monday, I turn that into chicken salad.
24:49And on Tuesday, chicken soup.
24:51It's amazing how you can stretch a simple chicken into a 45-minute story.
24:57When you said you were the fun one on the lane, who was your competition? The mailbox?
25:02I was just trying to cheer you up.
25:04Oh, who said I need cheering up?
25:07Well, I saw you crying yesterday.
25:14Oh, God's sake.
25:16This is a pity dinner?
25:17No, I just, I know what you're going through.
25:20Birthdays are hard, especially when you're single.
25:23But I guarantee you, you're going to meet someone who are a very attractive woman.
25:29You think that's what I was crying about?
25:33Hey, you find me attractive?
25:38Yes.
25:39Would you want to go out with me?
25:41Yeah.
25:42We have to be very discreet because my girlfriend...
25:45See, I have no problem getting a guy.
25:48So why the sob fest?
25:50Do we really have to talk about this?
25:53No.
25:54On Wednesday, I make chicken pot pie.
25:56Okay, okay.
25:57Here's why I was crying.
26:00I was thinking about this great guy from my past.
26:06Oh.
26:08It was over 20 years ago.
26:10We only had one weekend together, but...
26:14The way he made me feel.
26:17And the older I get, I keep thinking that...
26:21He was the one.
26:25And I let him slip away.
26:27Okay.
26:29Well, that...
26:29That doesn't sound like you.
26:34There was someone else in the picture.
26:38Listen.
26:40We never know what's going to happen.
26:43I mean, Mike and I had our share of setbacks.
26:46But I never gave up.
26:48I never stopped dreaming that maybe one day it would work out.
26:53And neither should you.
26:58You know what, Susan?
26:59I just figured out your thing.
27:02You aren't the fun one.
27:05You're the smart one.
27:18Oh, you're good.
27:20I'll give you that.
27:21It speaks.
27:22Just when I think you can't find new ways to embarrass me, you top yourself.
27:25Well done, nutcracker.
27:29Wait a minute.
27:30Wait.
27:31Wait a minute.
27:32We were having a discussion about the future of our community, and you attacked me and turned it into a
27:36referendum about your manhood.
27:38You know, I wish I didn't have to do that, but I'm tired of all of our friends thinking that
27:41I'm just a buffoon.
27:42Buffoon?
27:43Are you insane?
27:45Every woman on this street constantly tells me that I have the perfect husband.
27:49They do not.
27:50They do.
27:51Gabby says that she wishes Carlos was thoughtful like you.
27:54Susan wishes Mike had your sense of humor.
27:56Bree says she's never seen a better dad.
27:58And why do you sound annoyed by that?
28:00How many people go up to you and tell you you have the perfect wife?
28:06Take your time.
28:08Whoa.
28:09Lots.
28:10Oh, wrong.
28:11I know how our friends see us.
28:13You're the hardworking, nice guy, and I am the bitch.
28:16I am the one who's constantly emasculating her husband.
28:19I'm the one who can't wait to get away from her kids and go back to work.
28:22No.
28:22People don't say that.
28:23See, you are so nice.
28:25You can't even tell me the truth.
28:27For almost 20 years, all I've heard is how incredibly lucky I am to have a guy like you.
28:33So, if I don't constantly brag about how great you are,
28:37it's only because I don't want to be reminded of how much I don't deserve you.
28:49You know, I'm the one who should be bragging to all the neighbors.
28:55Telling them how lucky I am to be married to a woman who's still sexy as all get out.
29:03Who makes me laugh.
29:07And whose heart is so big that even after raising five children,
29:13she still cries when she has to pack away the last onesie.
29:17I didn't cry.
29:21Okay, I teared up a bit.
29:29You know what I'm in the mood to do?
29:33I have an idea.
29:35It did everything but tap me on the shoulder.
29:45And that's how you get out of hand for a taxi.
29:48Well, we weren't in a taxi.
29:50We were in my car.
29:51But now I know why you showed me your boobs.
29:53Okay, that's a lot of stares.
29:55How does sleeping on the couch sound?
29:58You know something?
29:59I told them that you were this mousy little loser.
30:03Actually, you told that to me.
30:05Oh, I'm sorry.
30:07Because I really like you now.
30:09You're nice.
30:10Much nicer than that, Susan.
30:14Okay.
30:16Nighty night.
30:20You going to be okay?
30:22I thought I was.
30:25I thought I could live down the street for him, but it's so hard.
30:30Wait.
30:31The guy you're in love with?
30:33He lives here.
30:35Yeah.
30:37Tom.
30:40Tom?
30:42Tom Scalo?
30:44Tom Scalo?
30:44Yeah.
30:46Oh, the love of my life.
30:50Tom.
31:05Hey, Richard.
31:05I was looking for Keith.
31:06Is he here?
31:07No, he went for a walk.
31:10You want to wait for him?
31:11If you don't mind.
31:15I am so sorry that I ruined your evening.
31:18Well, to be fair, you had some help.
31:21Still, if I had any idea who was going to propose.
31:24No one was more surprised than me.
31:27It was none of my business, but if he pulled it off, what would you have said?
31:34Speaking as your respected father-in-law, of course.
31:38Um, I don't know.
31:40It's all a little sudden.
31:42Yeah, that's Keith.
31:44He's always been an impulsive kid, never really takes things through.
31:47Well, actually, his spontaneity is one of the things I love about him.
31:52Can I be honest with you?
31:55I would never put you and Keith together.
32:01Oh?
32:02Yeah, I see you with someone steady, more reliable.
32:08Someone who shares your faith, your old-fashioned values.
32:13Someone more of your own age.
32:22Well, that being said, I really do love your son.
32:27Oh, I love him, too.
32:29Like I said, he's a great kid.
32:37I should go.
32:40Really?
32:43Please tell him that I stopped by.
32:54It's been so wonderful getting to know you.
32:57You too, Mrs. Solis.
33:02What are you doing?
33:04Memorizing your face.
33:07Texas is far away and I don't know when I'm going to see you again.
33:11Maybe someday.
33:12Yeah, maybe someday.
33:16Can I tell you something, Grace?
33:19I grew up just like you.
33:22I didn't have a lot of pretty things.
33:25But I never let that stop me from going after any dream I wanted.
33:31So you remember that, okay?
33:34Gabby.
33:36They need to go.
33:40Oh, I wish you could stay with us.
33:46Gabby.
33:48Oh, okay.
34:02I'm sorry about what I said about Juanita the other day.
34:06Don't worry about it.
34:10We should go.
34:11Go ahead.
34:17Thank you for taking care of my baby.
34:23Thank you for taking care of mine.
34:36Oh, God.
34:38Oh, God.
35:01Hey, everybody, quiet down.
35:02This shouldn't take too long.
35:03We only have one order of business on the agenda tonight,
35:06and that is the new halfway house
35:09that is scheduled to open in the property owned by Paul Young.
35:13So let's jump right to the vote.
35:15All those opposed to the halfway house?
35:18Madam Chairwoman, point of order.
35:21According to our bylaws,
35:22we have to have a 48-hour notice before a vote.
35:24We'll still vote the same way in two days,
35:25and you'll still lose.
35:26Yeah, that'll be 14 to 1.
35:27It'll take another vote to kick you off the street.
35:30That'll be 14 to 1, too.
35:33You might want to check your math.
35:35I have at least seven votes.
35:38How do you figure that?
35:40With the acquisition of Mr. Sully's place,
35:42I now own seven houses on Wisteria Lane.
35:47What?
35:49I used the settlement I got for my wrongful incarceration
35:51to acquire the extra property.
35:53Didn't I, Lee?
35:57You knew about this?
35:59He was my realtor.
36:00Couldn't have done it without him.
36:02He just hired me.
36:03I didn't know he was evil.
36:04How much money did you make from these deals, anyway?
36:07Not that much.
36:11So that's why you tried to buy my house.
36:14You never told us about that.
36:16I made it pretty clear how I felt about his offer.
36:20Well, none of this matters.
36:21Seven houses isn't enough to win the vote.
36:24That's an excellent point, Gabby.
36:25I need one more.
36:27And since this halfway house means a lot to me,
36:29I intend to get it.
36:32Well, we're not going to sell to you.
36:34I don't need all of you to sell.
36:36Just one.
36:37So if you're sure it won't happen,
36:39there won't be a problem.
36:40But if someone should sell,
36:42you'll have hardened criminals on this street.
36:45What do you think that will do to your property values?
36:49Oh, my God.
36:50You can't scare us.
36:51Well, maybe not you, Carlos.
36:52You're rich.
36:52But what about Mitzi Kinski?
36:55What about me?
36:57We all know you've been laid off.
36:59I can offer you well above market value.
37:04Or you, Mrs. McCloskey.
37:06I bet your entire life savings is tied up in your home.
37:10And Susan, my offer still stands.
37:12We all know Mike had to go to Alaska
37:13because of your financial problems.
37:15But if you lose half the equity in your house,
37:17will he ever be able to come back?
37:25How much above market value?
37:27Mitzi.
37:28Look, I don't want to sell.
37:30But if somebody else does, I'm screwed.
37:31No one else is going to sell.
37:33We have to stick together.
37:35Hey, hey, hey.
37:35What's with all the whispering?
37:37This is private.
37:38Do you mind?
37:38Yes, I do.
37:39We're all waiting for you to tell Paul to shove it.
37:41We're just trying to figure out how to handle this.
37:43There is nothing to figure out.
37:45Hey, moneybags, don't yell at her.
37:48This is exactly what he's trying to do.
37:49He's trying to turn the whole lady off.
37:50What the hell were you thinking?
37:51Well, I didn't know what he was up to.
37:53You sold him seven houses.
37:54You didn't think that was a little strange?
37:56This is not his fault.
37:57He's just back the hell out.
37:57Of course it's his fault.
37:58Okay, guys, come on, everybody.
37:59Calm down.
38:00You don't just buy seven houses.
38:04We're not going to let you destroy this street.
38:06I don't have to.
38:08You're going to do it yourselves.
38:11It's a question we all ask ourselves.
38:17Do I trust the people who live next door?
38:23Will that couple across the street be there when I need them?
38:29Can I count on the woman who lives down the block?
38:35Yes, good neighbors are people we can rely on.
38:40But if we discover our neighbors can't be trusted,
38:45then it may be time to move.