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00:03Julie Meyer was having trouble sleeping.
00:07You see, every time she closed her eyes,
00:11she dreamt of her neighbor.
00:15They met when she came to tutor his son.
00:19Later, a chance encounter at a cafe
00:22led to hours of conversation.
00:26He asked to see her again.
00:30And again.
00:32And again.
00:35And the next thing Julie knew,
00:38she was having an affair with a married man.
00:43But then, after a close call,
00:46she came to her senses
00:49and told the man it was over.
00:57Unfortunately for Julie,
00:59some men can't take no for an answer.
01:03Can I come in?
01:13That's it?
01:14Is that simple for you?
01:15You have to leave now.
01:16Come on, come on.
01:16Let's just talk about this.
01:18There is nothing to talk about.
01:19Yes, there is.
01:20Come on, talk to me, huh?
01:30I'm just dropping off that van candy
01:32your mom bought from Penny.
01:33Everything okay?
01:35Yeah, everything's fine.
01:36Um, Mr. Bolin was just leaving, right?
01:39Yeah, I guess I was.
01:41Hey, Lynette.
01:42Hey, Nick.
01:47What was that about?
01:48What do you mean?
01:50Well, I don't mean to pry.
01:53It's just when I was walking up,
01:55I heard you two arguing.
02:00He's the guy.
02:01The guy?
02:03The guy I was having the affair with.
02:06No.
02:08No.
02:09Why did you tell me this?
02:11You asked.
02:12Why not lie?
02:13I'm late for work.
02:14I would have bought anything.
02:15Look, don't freak out.
02:16It's over.
02:16Not for me.
02:18Now I have to tell your mom.
02:20No, you don't.
02:20She was pissed when I didn't tell her
02:22you might be pregnant.
02:23If I don't tell her about this,
02:24I'm dead.
02:25Come on, Lynette.
02:26I am serious.
02:27She already shot Catherine.
02:28Now she's got a taste for blood.
02:30There's no reason to tell her anything.
02:32I broke it off weeks ago.
02:34Then why was he here?
02:36He wants me to take him back.
02:38Threatened to tell his wife.
02:40He doesn't care.
02:41He says he loves me.
02:42Oh, honey, you're smart enough to know
02:44that that's a lie, right?
02:51I keep trying to get over him,
02:53but then he comes over here
02:55and he says all this stuff
02:56and I just get so confused.
03:00Listen to me.
03:02I will handle this.
03:05Really?
03:07And you won't tell my mom?
03:12No, I won't.
03:17That night, for the first time in weeks,
03:20Julie Meyer would sleep well.
03:23Unfortunately,
03:25Lynette Scavo would not.
03:29The Fairview Homeschooling Workbook
03:32was created to help parents
03:33teach their children.
03:35It's colorful,
03:37very entertaining,
03:40a bit challenging,
03:42and guaranteed to make teaching fun.
03:47Pick that up or I will knock you
03:49into next week.
03:50I hate fractions.
03:52I don't care.
03:52You still have to learn them.
03:53Why?
03:54Fractions are boring.
03:56Okay.
03:57Fine.
03:58Let me make it more interesting for you.
04:00Say I take Mrs. Doolittle,
04:01your favorite doll,
04:02and I chop her into thirds.
04:04I bury one third in the yard.
04:06I put another third down
04:07the garbage disposal.
04:08How much of Mrs. Doolittle
04:09do you have left?
04:10You're not going to hurt her,
04:11are you?
04:13It depends on how you
04:14answer the question.
04:15Gabby,
04:16can I see you for a sec?
04:24What is going on?
04:25I'm teaching math.
04:26Am I threatening her toys?
04:28Well, maybe teacher's
04:29a little tired, okay?
04:30It's not the only thing
04:31I have to do around here.
04:32I also have to cook and clean.
04:34Okay.
04:34I hear you.
04:35It isn't fair that all this
04:36falls on you.
04:38I'll get you some help.
04:40We'll get a housekeeper.
04:41What?
04:42No, no, no.
04:42I'd rather have a tutor.
04:44You'd rather scrub toilets
04:45than teach your daughter?
04:46Well, at least the toilets
04:47won't talk back.
04:49Gabby,
04:49she just had to leave her school
04:50and all her friends,
04:51and now her mother's
04:51going to abandon her
04:52and leave her with some stranger?
04:53I don't think so.
04:54No, but...
04:54No buts.
04:55One even needs you right now.
04:56You're doing this.
05:03Don't worry.
05:03Your doll's safe.
05:05I'm going to chop anything off.
05:06It's going to be
05:07something of your daddy's.
05:09So you're saying
05:10you won't even talk to her?
05:11No, we already interviewed
05:13Mrs. Mayfack.
05:14That's when you thought
05:15Danny Bolin had attacked Julie.
05:16You treated her like a witness.
05:18Now you need to treat her
05:19like a suspect.
05:20Look, mister,
05:21we're not trying to dismiss
05:21your concerns,
05:22but women don't commit
05:23this kind of crime.
05:24They tend to keep
05:25at a physical remove
05:27from their victims.
05:28Vehicular assaults,
05:29poison.
05:30Well, maybe Catherine
05:32was thinking
05:33outside the box.
05:35Hey, did you get any mail?
05:37Yeah.
05:39Look, I was skeptical too,
05:41but she does have a motive.
05:42She hates Susan.
05:44That's a motive
05:44to attack her.
05:46Well, maybe Catherine
05:47saw Julie taking out
05:49the garbage
05:49and thought it was me.
05:51She mistook you
05:52for a 23-year-old?
05:57I'm sorry, Mrs. Delfino,
05:58but unless you've got
05:59actual evidence,
06:00we're going to keep assuming
06:01that this is a random incident
06:02and that your daughter
06:03thankfully survived.
06:06Damn it!
06:07They forgot the pickle!
06:09What is with this place?
06:10Is there anyone here
06:11that understands
06:12a woman can be
06:13a psycho killer too?
06:14Maybe I can help.
06:16You want me to take this one?
06:18How about it?
06:20Thank you so much.
06:21So how about I
06:23take a look at your file?
06:24I will swing by tomorrow
06:25and I'll get your statement then.
06:28Great.
06:29Well,
06:31it's nice to know
06:32that someone cares about justice
06:34more than pickles.
06:38Come on, Mike.
06:41Are you sure you want this case?
06:43Because I've got a serial killer here
06:45that might be more fun.
06:47No, she and I go way back.
06:51Mm-hmm.
06:51She doesn't remember me now,
06:53but she will.
06:58Wish you hadn't committed us to this.
07:01My, they're our neighbors.
07:02And they've been asking us for weeks.
07:03I'm not a fan of Angie Boland.
07:04She can be very forward.
07:06I like her.
07:07She's earthy.
07:08Takes a real interest in people.
07:09Yes, last week she asked me
07:10how much my dress costs
07:11and did I still get visits
07:12from my Aunt Flo?
07:14Well, I believe that's a euphemism.
07:15I know what it means.
07:18By the way,
07:19I stopped by that antique store today.
07:21The one where you said
07:21you bought that brooch.
07:23Oh?
07:23I thought I'd get you a replacement
07:25that you gave yours to Susan.
07:26But the owner said
07:27they don't sell jewelry there.
07:29Just furniture.
07:30Well, that's odd.
07:32You must have confused that store
07:34with the jewelry shop
07:35on Maple Street.
07:36Yes, I remember now.
07:37That's where I bought it.
07:40Hey, look who's here.
07:47My goodness.
07:48Another course?
07:49Oh, my grandmama belly always said
07:51if the man can still button their pants,
07:53dinner ain't over yet.
07:59Is the brujol amazing or what?
08:01I have to admit
08:02I've never had this before
08:03and it is quite tasty.
08:04Oh, thanks.
08:05Excellent.
08:06Hang on a sec.
08:08We don't want to stay
08:09in that gorgeous blouse.
08:13I'm actually a very neat eater.
08:15Hey, when Nick here
08:16starts twirling his pasta,
08:17nobody's safe.
08:19I did get some friendly fire
08:20from the meatball earlier.
08:23I'm glad we're finally doing this.
08:25You two are hard to pin down.
08:27Well, we've been incredibly busy.
08:29Oh, I'll bet.
08:30Especially since Catherine
08:31waked out and you had to give her the boot.
08:33You know, if you need someone
08:34to replace her,
08:34you could do a lot worse than it,
08:35Angie.
08:36Oh?
08:37Yeah, her grandma,
08:38Bumbelli,
08:38had the best restaurant
08:39in Little Italy.
08:40Taught Angie everything she knew.
08:42I mean,
08:44if you're looking for help.
08:46Well, if your food is all this good...
08:49not hiring,
08:51not hiring.
08:52Sorry.
08:53Okay.
08:54It's just a thought.
08:56You sure, Bree?
08:58She said no.
09:00No, I'm just saying.
09:01You don't know what you're missing.
09:02Nick,
09:03she's had four courses.
09:04She knows what she's missing.
09:05Now zip it.
09:06Don't bite my head off.
09:07I'm just trying to help.
09:08By embarrassing our guests.
09:13Just ignore him, okay?
09:16It's your idea to cook for.
09:21Now they're going to think
09:21that I don't cook for people
09:22unless I have an angle.
09:26I am so sorry.
09:31Now look at them.
09:32They're wishing they hadn't come.
09:34No!
09:34We're having a lovely time.
09:36Perfect!
09:36Now you're making our guests lie.
09:38I...
09:39I'm going to go stir the sauce.
09:44I'll get more wine.
09:46We're going to need it.
09:48Just curious.
09:49How many more courses?
09:52Three.
09:55Orson,
09:56I never thought I'd say this to you again,
09:58but please unbutton your pants.
10:05Okay.
10:06If you have half a cabbage
10:08and someone gives you a quarter cabbage,
10:10how much cabbage do you have?
10:11None.
10:12Because I hate cabbages
10:13and I wouldn't take them.
10:15Fine.
10:15They're balloons.
10:16There's no such thing
10:18as half a balloon.
10:19Well, there is a such thing
10:20as half an allowance,
10:21which is what you're going to get
10:22if you don't start to focus.
10:24Why can't I just use a calculator?
10:26Because you have to know this stuff.
10:27If not,
10:28you're going to end up
10:28scrubbing other people's toilets.
10:32Sorry.
10:35Look, if you finish this page,
10:36we'll go get some ice cream.
10:37How's that sound?
10:38I don't want to have ice cream with you.
10:48I'm going to get some air.
10:49You make sure she doesn't move
10:51from the table.
10:56What do you call this again?
10:57Ah, foie gras mousse.
10:59Mmm.
11:00Tastes so elegant.
11:02Don't you think it's elegant?
11:03It's okay.
11:06Wish you'd like to sample
11:07something else, Mr. Vitale.
11:08Some salmon encrode
11:09or perhaps some cocaven.
11:11Got anything I can pronounce?
11:14You don't need to pronounce it.
11:16You just got to wipe it off your shirt.
11:17You want to end up
11:18on a plate next to the salmon,
11:19keep it up.
11:21I'm sorry we wasted your time.
11:22My husband doesn't understand
11:23elegant food.
11:24He's an ignoramus.
11:25Hey, this ignoramus
11:26is throwing you an anniversary party
11:28for 500 people.
11:30500, you say?
11:33Let's, um, sit down
11:34and figure something out
11:35because I would really love
11:36to cater this party.
11:38Look, you seem like a nice lady.
11:39It's just that our guests
11:40are coming in from the Bronx.
11:42They don't know from fancy food.
11:44It's more of a sausage and peppers crowd.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:48I could make you brajoule.
11:51You can do brajoule?
11:52Yes, and, uh,
11:54gnocchi and tortelloni
11:56and, uh, lasagna verde.
11:58But none of that stuff's on your menu.
12:00That's because they're family recipes
12:02from my grandmother Bombelli.
12:04You're Italian?
12:06You don't look it.
12:07Papa was Irish.
12:09I may get my hair from the aurorica side
12:10but my stomach.
12:11She's all Bombelli.
12:14If you give me this job,
12:15I will feed your family my Strakota
12:17till the men can't button their pants.
12:20Now that's what we're looking for.
12:21You're hired.
12:25Oh, I feel better.
12:29All right, let's get back to it.
12:34Hold it.
12:35You got all these problems right?
12:38You cheated, didn't you?
12:40Confess.
12:40No, Ivana helped me.
12:42What's Ivana?
12:43That's me.
12:45We met when you handed me this pocket and the rack.
12:48Oh, yeah, right.
12:50Sorry.
12:51You helped her?
12:53I told her to look at fractions
12:55like a big chocolate cake.
12:57The bottom number is the whole thing
12:58and the top number represents how many slices.
13:01Well, I should have known
13:02cake would make everything come into focus.
13:04Mass is my specialty.
13:05I have a PhD in engineering
13:07from the University of Bucharest
13:08but it means nothing
13:09in the American job market, so...
13:13Wow, a doctor.
13:14Impressive.
13:16Oh, the upstairs bathroom
13:18has a bunch of hair stuck in the drain.
13:19Can you take care of that?
13:21Sure.
13:23Mom, this next page doesn't make sense.
13:26I need help.
13:30Doctor!
13:31Doctor!
13:33I'm thinking that drain can wait.
13:41Nick.
13:42Hey, Lynette.
13:43Perfect timing.
13:44I was just thinking about
13:45busting open a bottle of wine.
13:47Well, actually,
13:48I'm here to talk to Nick.
13:49I was admiring your roses
13:51and I was hoping you could give me
13:52a few pointers.
13:53Honey, you hear that?
13:54People are asking us
13:55for gardening tips.
13:56We are officially suburban.
14:00So, wine?
14:02Uh, you go ahead.
14:03All right.
14:04Thanks, though.
14:06So, here's a key.
14:07You, uh, you cut
14:08going away from the bud
14:10at a 45-degree angle.
14:11I know about you and Julie.
14:15For God's sakes,
14:16you're twice her age.
14:17Okay, Lynette,
14:18this is none of your business.
14:20No offense.
14:22None taken, but
14:23you know who might be offended?
14:25Her father.
14:25If Carl finds out,
14:26he's going to come over here
14:27and cut your buds off
14:29at a 45-degree angle.
14:30Yeah, thanks for the warning.
14:31I mean it.
14:32If you don't stop bothering Julie,
14:33you will be sorry.
14:34Happy gardening.
14:36Wait, hang on a second.
14:36Hang on, hang on.
14:38Hey, Julie said
14:39I was bothering her.
14:40Did she also tell you
14:41that she started this whole thing?
14:42She came after me.
14:45There are two sides
14:45to every story.
14:46Yeah, well,
14:47your side is married.
14:50Look, I tried to resist.
14:52She just wore me down.
14:54Talking about how
14:55she never met anybody like me.
14:56She never felt this way before.
14:57She's been jerking me around
14:58since the day we met.
14:59I don't care.
15:00Just leave her alone.
15:02Yeah, all right, all right, fine.
15:03Hey, hey.
15:05If I find out
15:06you told anyone about us,
15:08you're the one
15:08who's going to be sorry.
15:12So like I said,
15:12you want to water the roses,
15:13you know,
15:14a few times a week.
15:15Don't get anything
15:15on the foliage.
15:16All right,
15:16that's how they get diseased.
15:17All right.
15:19Hey, thanks, baby.
15:21Mwah.
15:31You okay?
15:35I think I might know
15:37who strangled Julie.
15:40I think I might know
15:42I think I might know
15:49who's going to do it.
15:49Hey, good timing.
15:50I'm putting dinner
15:51on the table.
15:52I thought the housekeeper
15:53was supposed to start today.
15:54She did,
15:55and she's fantastic.
16:00And her family
16:01escaped from Romania
16:01with practically nothing.
16:03What were they fleeing from?
16:05Cleanliness?
16:06Well, I didn't want to
16:08just so work at her
16:09the first day.
16:10We needed time to bond.
16:10Okay, so when does she
16:12start bonding
16:13with the dishwasher?
16:14Daddy, look what I did.
16:16Fractions.
16:17All right.
16:18So Mommy taught you
16:19how to do fractions.
16:21Mommy didn't.
16:22Ivana.
16:22Ivana.
16:23Take all the credit myself.
16:25You believe her.
16:27After all the work
16:28I've done,
16:29let's go teach you
16:30some manners.
16:34So the best they can figure,
16:36the attack happened
16:36around 11.30 that night.
16:38Now, people saw Catherine
16:40leaving the wedding
16:41in the afternoon,
16:43and no one saw her again
16:44until the next morning.
16:45So, you have to wonder.
16:50Um, I'm sorry,
16:52but aren't you going to
16:53write some of this down?
16:54You totally don't
16:55remember me, do you?
16:56Oh my gosh.
16:59No, sorry.
17:00Uh, can I get a little help?
17:02Denise.
17:03Denise LaPera.
17:07Of course.
17:11A little more help, please.
17:13Fairview High,
17:14I used to sit behind you
17:15in Mr. Parsons'
17:16English class.
17:17Oh my God.
17:18I am such an idiot.
17:20Denise LaPera.
17:22LaPera.
17:23LaPera.
17:25Oh, wow.
17:28Mr. Parsons.
17:29Parsons.
17:31Pitstain Parsons.
17:32Oh, gosh.
17:33I wonder what ever
17:34happened to him.
17:34Yeah, I actually arrested him
17:36a few years back.
17:37Twice.
17:38Drunk driving.
17:39He got a little aggressive.
17:40I had to use my taser.
17:43Part of me was like,
17:44zut!
17:45And that's for Beowulf.
17:49That's good times, yeah.
17:51Good times.
17:52The good times
17:53just keep rolling
17:54for you, huh, Susan?
17:56I mean, look,
17:56you got a handsome husband
17:58and two beautiful children
18:00and a lovely home.
18:02Oh, well,
18:03how about you,
18:05Detective LaPera?
18:06LaPera.
18:07LaPera.
18:08Uh, I, you know,
18:09you have done very well
18:11for yourself.
18:12Professionally, maybe.
18:14But I'm living
18:15in my mother's basement.
18:18Oh.
18:20I'm sorry.
18:21Uh, divorced?
18:23Never married.
18:25Dating anyone?
18:26No.
18:27But I did bowl
18:28a 179 the other night.
18:32And you're a detective.
18:37So, back to Catherine.
18:38Uh, is there
18:39anything else
18:40that you'd need to know?
18:42No, I'm good.
18:43I'll just head over there now
18:45and nose around
18:46and see if she has an alibi.
18:48Oh, actually, uh, Denise,
18:50one more thing.
18:51Um, this is a very
18:53tight-knit community
18:54and I'm afraid
18:55if Catherine finds out
18:56that I'm the one
18:56that accused her of this,
18:58things could get ugly.
18:59Ah, we wouldn't want that,
19:01would we?
19:02Exactly.
19:03So, maybe you could just say
19:04it was an anonymous tip
19:05or something.
19:07Sure.
19:08Thanks.
19:09Oh, say hi to your mom.
19:10Yeah, we don't speak.
19:15Oh, look.
19:16What a nice gift.
19:17That's the least I could do
19:18to thank you
19:18for that marvelous dinner.
19:20Oh, please.
19:21We should be thanking you
19:21for not walking out
19:22when me and Nick
19:22started screaming at each other.
19:24Oh, it was just one course.
19:25The rest of the meal
19:26was extremely quiet.
19:28God, you are so tactful.
19:31Do you think you could
19:31teach me some of that?
19:32And take away
19:33that earthy charm?
19:34I wouldn't think of it.
19:38Listen, Angie,
19:38I have this friend
19:39coming to town next week
19:40and I would love
19:41to serve her that dinner
19:42you made for us
19:43if you don't mind
19:44sharing your recipes.
19:46Oh, gee,
19:46I would love to help.
19:47But Grandma Bumbellia
19:48was real strict
19:48about not sharing
19:49the family recipes.
19:51Oh.
19:53Please.
19:55This friend just loves
19:56good Italian food.
19:58Take it a piccolino.
19:59Their food is good.
20:01Um, this friend.
20:03She doesn't really
20:04go to restaurants anymore.
20:05Not since the fire.
20:08People stare, so...
20:10Oh, my God,
20:11that's awful.
20:12You know what?
20:13Grandma would want
20:14this woman to eat well.
20:15Hold on.
20:19Okay, we got the gnocchi,
20:21the lasagna verde,
20:21the tortelloni,
20:22the braggiole,
20:23the straccato,
20:24arancini,
20:24and the polenta cake.
20:29But I'm making
20:30a big exception here.
20:31So promise you won't
20:32go passing these around.
20:34Trust me.
20:35I will treat these recipes
20:36as if they were my own.
20:40She has been over there
20:41a long time, hasn't she?
20:43Man, are there enough photos
20:44of you in this yearbook?
20:47Wow.
20:48Do you still have
20:49this cheerleading outfit?
20:51Mike.
20:52I just thought
20:53if you put it on,
20:54it might jog your memory.
20:57All right.
20:59Looking at Denise's photo
21:00might do the trick.
21:02Hey, here she is.
21:04Yikes.
21:04Hair in the 80s.
21:05What were you girls thinking?
21:07Oh, my God, Moose.
21:08Too much, Moose,
21:09if you ask me.
21:10No, the animal.
21:11That was her nickname.
21:13Oh, God.
21:14Oh, God.
21:16What's wrong?
21:18This is Moose LaPera.
21:20She was the only girl
21:21that hated me in high school.
21:23Why?
21:24I may have mentioned
21:25to Beth Porter
21:26that she had a laugh
21:28like a moose.
21:29You gave her the nickname?
21:31No, I just made
21:32that comparison.
21:33Beth is the one
21:34that got the entire school
21:34to go,
21:37whenever she walked by.
21:39And she hates you
21:40because of that?
21:41And also,
21:44I kind of stole
21:45her boyfriend.
21:46Kind of?
21:49She spent all senior year
21:50in love with Mark Malone.
21:52And they went on
21:53like one date
21:53and Mark noticed me
21:55and dumped Moose
21:56to ask me out.
21:57So the guy came after you.
21:59Wasn't your fault.
22:00Clearly,
22:00you were never
22:00a high school girl.
22:02Moose was convinced
22:03that I stole Mark from her
22:04just like Catherine
22:05is convinced
22:06that I...
22:06Oh, my God.
22:08I sent her over there.
22:10It's like a meeting
22:12of the I Hate Susan Club.
22:13What am I going to do?
22:14This was a long time ago.
22:17Nobody holds a grudge
22:18that long.
22:22He may be all right.
22:24Look at this.
22:25I think
22:27she might be
22:28arresting Catherine
22:29right now.
22:31That is a perp walk.
22:32She is taking Catherine
22:33on a perp walk.
22:39Looks more like
22:40a perp hug.
22:42What's going on?
22:43What...
22:44What's she doing?
22:46I think she's showing us
22:47how long
22:48someone can hold a grudge.
22:56Juanita,
22:56I was thinking
22:58after you and Ivana
22:59finish your schoolwork,
23:01would you like to go
23:02see a movie with me?
23:03There's two of us.
23:05Cool.
23:05Can we have junior
23:05minutes for dinner?
23:07It wouldn't be a movie
23:08if you weren't throwing up
23:08candy on the ride home.
23:15Hi.
23:16Can I help you?
23:18Hola.
23:18I'm Cristina
23:21from Happy Housekeeper.
23:24Oh.
23:25Oh, there must be
23:26some mistake.
23:27Our maid is Ivana.
23:29I request Ivana.
23:30Where's Ivana?
23:31My English
23:32not so good.
23:33It's okay.
23:34It's our new
23:35cleaning lady.
23:35Gracias por venir.
23:38Excuse us.
23:39One moment.
23:40Un momento.
23:43What do you mean,
23:44new cleaning lady?
23:44Where's Ivana?
23:45I called the agency
23:46and had them
23:46send over someone else.
23:48What?
23:49Why?
23:51Because Ivana sucked
23:52and not in that
23:53good vacuum sort of way.
23:54Hey, cut her some slack.
23:55She's Romanian.
23:56Hey, when your people
23:57are being chased into
23:58Argentina by angry Cossacks,
23:59maybe a sparkling toilet
24:00isn't that important.
24:02Argentina.
24:03How about you
24:04stick to fractions
24:05and I'll teach Juanita geography.
24:08Gracias.
24:13How do you feel
24:14about teaching math
24:16to seven-year-olds?
24:17My English?
24:18Not so good.
24:20Yeah, I know.
24:25Knock, knock!
24:29Angie, what are you doing here?
24:31Oh, your shortbread was so good
24:32I made you a batch
24:32of my pinoli cookies.
24:33How incredibly thoughtful of you.
24:36Hey, I smell marinara.
24:38Are you cooking my food
24:38for your friends?
24:39Yes, and I am way behind, so...
24:40Oh, no, let me help you then.
24:44Wow.
24:45You sure got a lot of sauce here.
24:48A lot of potatoes, too.
24:57This is all for three people?
24:58Well, with food like yours,
25:00who wouldn't want leftovers?
25:06Vitali anniversary party?
25:08Arancino, gnocchi, braggio.
25:11You are stealing my recipes
25:13for a catering job.
25:14I wanted to serve foie gras.
25:15The client demanded pasta.
25:17So you come running to me
25:18with some sob story
25:19about a burn victim
25:20who can only be healed
25:20by money, gnocchi?
25:21I admit that was a bit tacky.
25:23I let it cancel for that woman!
25:24If you think about it,
25:25it was a huge compliment.
25:28And the compliment is that
25:30my food is good enough
25:31for your business,
25:32but I'm not.
25:33I would never say
25:34you weren't good enough.
25:35Of course you wouldn't.
25:36You're tactful.
25:38But you know what?
25:38I'm not.
25:39Which is why I can say
25:40that you're a two-faced,
25:41condescending bitch
25:42who will never make a nickel
25:43off my dead grandma's brush hole.
25:47Put it into all the cookies!
25:51That's insane.
25:52I know this is hard for you.
25:54It's impossible.
25:55It couldn't have been, Nick.
25:56How can you be so sure?
25:57It was dark.
25:58You told the police
25:59you couldn't see who attacked you.
26:00This doesn't make any sense.
26:01He loves me.
26:02Exactly.
26:02And you broke up with him, honey.
26:04This is something
26:05we have to consider.
26:06Well, I can't consider it, okay?
26:08I just can't.
26:13Julie,
26:15we watched you grow up.
26:17You're like a daughter to us.
26:19We can't stand by
26:20and do nothing.
26:24So?
26:25You're going to talk to the police
26:26no matter what I say?
26:27I think we have to.
26:35It just couldn't be him.
26:42You?
26:43What are you doing here?
26:45The agency gave me this address.
26:47Please, Ivana,
26:47I need you to come back.
26:48Your husband told the agency
26:50that I'm a lousy housekeeper.
26:51You never told him
26:52what I was really doing.
26:54The agency almost fired me.
26:55You have to leave.
26:57No, no, no, no, no.
26:57Wait.
26:58Wait.
26:58I need you.
26:59Nick Juanita needs you.
27:01How?
27:02See?
27:03She needs you.
27:03She has a test tomorrow.
27:05And when I teach her,
27:05one of us ends up in tears.
27:06Don't make me teach my baby.
27:07I'm sorry.
27:09I have floors to scrub.
27:10Forget scrubbing.
27:12Ivana, you have a gift.
27:13Share it with the world.
27:14Starting with my daughter.
27:16What about the floor?
27:26You missed the spot.
27:41Got a minute?
27:44This really isn't a good time.
27:47Ooh.
27:48New key.
27:52Mmm.
27:54Tasty.
27:56Don't patronize me.
27:57Anties are light as air.
27:58Mine are like little shot puts.
28:01Well, perhaps this will cheer you up.
28:04I went to that jewelry store on Maple.
28:07And look what I found.
28:09You like it?
28:10I told you, I don't have time for this.
28:13You know what's odd?
28:13I asked them about the first brooch,
28:15but they said they had...
28:15Oh, for God's sakes, Orson,
28:16would you just stop it?
28:17I have told you again and again,
28:19I want a divorce.
28:20Do you think you can change my mind
28:21with trinkets?
28:22I don't want jewelry.
28:24I don't want romantic gestures.
28:25I want out.
28:27No, would you please leave me alone,
28:28or for God's sake,
28:29if I swore, I'll throw something at you.
28:31Just not one of the gnocchi.
28:32Those things could put a man's eye out.
28:39Sorry I'm late.
28:41I had to take down some geezer
28:43in the ten items or less line.
28:45Ivana, you should probably split
28:47before Carlos gets home.
28:49Oh, my.
28:51Yeah, I got off work early,
28:53so I let our cleaning woman go home.
28:59Juanita, good job.
29:00Let's knock off early today.
29:01Okay, Daddy.
29:10Did you hear that?
29:11I think Celia fell down.
29:13Gabby!
29:16I'm sorry.
29:18I asked you for help.
29:19I asked for a tutor,
29:20and you said no.
29:21Because you're her mother.
29:22You should be able to set aside
29:23a few hours each day
29:24to teach your own daughter.
29:25And I will teach her.
29:27There's so many things
29:28I'm going to teach her.
29:29How to dress,
29:30how to put on makeup.
29:32I'll even show her
29:32how to get a boy to notice her.
29:34That's stuff I know.
29:35And we're going to have so much fun.
29:38But fractions and grammar
29:40and history,
29:42it's just not my thing.
29:43And she knows it.
29:45And then she gets frustrated
29:46because I'm frustrated.
29:48And it's ruining our relationship.
29:51Come on, Gabby.
29:52Let's not exaggerate.
29:56Carla, she turned me down
29:57when I asked to take her
29:58for ice cream.
30:03Holy...
30:04I know.
30:06I know.
30:06Some moms are made to homeschool,
30:08and I'm just not one of them.
30:12Okay.
30:14I get it.
30:16We will figure something else out.
30:18You won't have to homeschool her anymore.
30:21Thank you, Carlos.
30:23You're welcome.
30:25Can I keep the housekeeper?
30:27Absolutely not.
30:32I know.
30:33I know.
30:38May I come in, please?
30:40What now?
30:45I just came to say I'm sorry.
30:49What I did was wrong,
30:50and those names you called me
30:52were harsh,
30:54but regrettably accurate.
30:57I don't know if you'd even consider
30:58working for me now,
30:59but if you would,
31:00I would be honored
31:01to have you in my kitchen.
31:03Well, well, well.
31:05You must be drowning over there.
31:07All right.
31:08I'm drowning.
31:10And you want me to save you?
31:12Please.
31:15First, tell me this.
31:19Why don't you like me?
31:22I like you.
31:23I find you colorful and...
31:25Oh, enough with the tact.
31:31Fine.
31:32I...
31:34You make me uncomfortable.
31:37I don't know how to respond
31:38when someone is as candid as you are.
31:41You say whatever pops in your mind.
31:42You fight with your husband
31:44in front of guests.
31:45Well, not everyone's marriage
31:46is as perfect as yours,
31:47Nancy Reagan.
31:49My marriage
31:50is not perfect.
31:52Oh, come on.
31:54Arson and I barely speak
31:55to each other anymore.
31:56We haven't shared a bed
31:58in three months.
32:01Seriously?
32:06Well, I never would have guessed.
32:08That's the point.
32:10Our problems are personal.
32:11We don't share them
32:12with the world.
32:13But you can't seem
32:15to keep anything to yourself.
32:21What?
32:25Trust me, honey.
32:27If there's one thing
32:28I know how to do
32:28is keep things to myself.
32:37Well,
32:39there we are.
32:40You think I'm vulgar.
32:42Oh, excuse me.
32:43Candid.
32:45And I think you're a tight ass.
32:49But you need help
32:50and I need a job,
32:51so
32:52let's get cooking.
32:54You mean it?
32:57Thank you, Angie.
32:59You're a lifesaver.
33:03So,
33:04no sex for three months.
33:06What do you do,
33:07sit on the dryer?
33:08Okay, now you're just
33:09goading me.
33:12One ham on wheat,
33:13extra mayo,
33:14corned beef,
33:15lean,
33:16and of course,
33:17an entire jar
33:19of pickles.
33:20Oh,
33:20what's this about?
33:22Honestly,
33:24I don't think
33:25this new detective
33:25is up to the job
33:26and I need a couple
33:27of seasoned pros
33:28with old school savvy.
33:30Oh, hello, Susan.
33:32Denise.
33:33Why don't you call me Moose?
33:35You know you want to.
33:37Moose?
33:38Moose.
33:44Denise,
33:44I'm glad I ran into you.
33:45I came down here
33:47to apologize.
33:47No,
33:48you came down here
33:48to get me kicked off the case.
33:50Okay.
33:52One more thing
33:52to apologize for.
33:55So, look,
33:55I really am sorry
33:57about Mark Malone,
33:58but that was ages ago
33:59and that guy
34:00had loser written
34:01all over him.
34:02Hmm.
34:03He's the CEO
34:03of Malone Enterprises
34:05with a six-bedroom home
34:06overlooking the lake.
34:08Okay.
34:09The point is,
34:10I'd hate for our history
34:12to cloud
34:13your judgment
34:14in this case.
34:14You think I'm behaving
34:16unprofessionally.
34:18Well,
34:19when you were leaving
34:20Catherine's house
34:21the other day,
34:22you two did look
34:24pretty chummy.
34:25Well, it turns out
34:26we have a lot in common.
34:27We both had boyfriends
34:28stolen by you.
34:30I did not steal Mike.
34:33Catherine just thinks
34:34that I did,
34:34which is why I'm betting
34:35she strangled Julie.
34:36Yeah, well,
34:37she couldn't have
34:37because she was on the phone
34:38all night with her daughter
34:39and the phone records
34:40confirm it.
34:41You sure?
34:42I know how to do my job, Susan.
34:44In fact,
34:45I've discovered
34:46some interesting facts
34:47while investigating this case.
34:50Is it true
34:51that on the evening
34:52of September 16th
34:53at approximately 11.45,
34:56you shot Catherine Mayfair?
34:58What?
34:59That was an accident.
35:00And you not reporting it
35:02was a crime.
35:04Okay, um,
35:06let's not blow this
35:07out of proportion.
35:08I hurt you.
35:09But you've got to get past this.
35:11You can't keep blaming
35:12me for the way
35:13that your life turned out.
35:14It's just,
35:15it's going to make you
35:16bitter and miserable.
35:18Like Catherine.
35:20You need closure, Denise.
35:23You have the right
35:24to be happy.
35:25And you have the right
35:27to remain silent.
35:32Here you go.
35:34Hey, Susan,
35:35you know what this is called?
35:36Closure.
35:38Closure.
35:45Julie Meyer's assault?
35:46We're not on that case anymore.
35:48Detective LePere
35:49is handling that.
35:50Why?
35:51Well, we have some
35:51new information to report.
35:53The detective is out
35:54on a call at the moment.
35:55This needs to be
35:56checked out right away.
35:57What needs to be
35:58checked out right away?
35:59Did you guys ever talk
36:00to Nick Boland?
36:02The dad of the kid
36:03we arrested?
36:04Yeah, yeah,
36:04we talked to him.
36:05I'm guessing he didn't
36:06mention that he and Julie
36:07were having an affair.
36:09She broke it off
36:10right before she was attacked.
36:13I'm kidding.
36:18Hey, babe.
36:19What's up?
36:20Good news.
36:21I am a working girl.
36:23Bree asked me
36:23to join her company.
36:24Yeah?
36:26Hey, that's great.
36:28Hey, you're still
36:28going to cook for me, right?
36:30Are you kidding?
36:30You're my guinea pig.
36:33Congrats.
36:33Congrats.
36:35Oh, and there was
36:35something else
36:36I needed to tell you.
36:37Oh, right, right, right.
36:38Cops called.
36:39They wanted to know
36:40where you were
36:40the night that
36:41Julie Meyer was strangled.
36:45What?
36:47Why would they be
36:48asking about me?
36:49I guess because
36:50you were having
36:50an affair with her?
36:53Look, I don't know
36:54what they told you.
36:56They didn't tell me
36:56anything.
36:58I've known for weeks.
37:01Hedge.
37:01Don't.
37:03Don't embarrass yourself.
37:05Or me.
37:06You did a stupid thing.
37:09But I know
37:10you can't go anywhere
37:11and you know
37:11I can't go anywhere.
37:13So, you're going
37:14to have to get past this.
37:15I'm so sorry.
37:18I've put you
37:19through a lot.
37:19So you get this one.
37:21But that's it.
37:23You know I never
37:24attacked her.
37:25And that is why
37:26I lied and told the cops
37:27you were with me
37:27the entire night.
37:31So are we okay?
37:41Now we're okay.
37:48The truth is
37:50there's only so much
37:51we can learn
37:52from books.
37:54They can't tell you
37:55how to make
37:56your wife happy.
38:00They can't tell you
38:02how to appreciate
38:03your neighbor.
38:07They can't tell you
38:09if that man
38:09across the street
38:10is dangerous.
38:15No.
38:16The only way
38:17to truly learn
38:18is from your mistakes.
38:21Of course,
38:22if those mistakes
38:23land you in jail
38:24it might be nice
38:26to have a book
38:28to pass the time.