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00:02After Susan Delfino's kidney transplant, her doctor ordered her to abstain from sex for six weeks.
00:13But what the doctor couldn't prevent Susan from doing was dreaming about it.
00:21These dreams were filled with torrid caresses, with passionate kisses.
00:32And with soft cries of ecstasy, the only thing missing from these dreams was her husband.
00:50Are you okay?
00:53Uh, yeah, I just had a dream.
00:57Yeah, I know.
00:59You know, what do you know?
01:01Was I saying something?
01:02Was I talking?
01:03More like moaning.
01:04Oh, moaning.
01:06Oh, God.
01:07Yeah, you mentioned him, too.
01:09Oh.
01:09Don't be embarrassed, so you had a sex dream.
01:12It's not surprising, given how long we've had to lay off.
01:14Tell me, what are we doing?
01:17Ah, we.
01:18And maybe we can recreate it when we end our drought in two days, 17 hours, and 35 minutes.
01:23Well, uh, needless to say, it was some pretty kinky stuff.
01:28Hey, do we, do we do that thing?
01:29That thing we talked about?
01:30Like it was my dream, not yours.
01:32Oh, God, I'm desperate.
01:33Can you give me some details?
01:35Uh, or I could show you in two days, 17 hours, and 34 minutes.
01:43Ah, that'll work.
01:46I can't wait.
01:47We'll send MJ to Ms. McCluskey's and have the whole night together.
01:50Yes, Susan was having dreams about sex.
01:54Just the two of us.
01:56Uh-huh.
01:57Just me and you.
02:01And they were becoming a nightmare.
02:05The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal.
02:10They love their country.
02:14They root for the home team.
02:19They support their favorite brand.
02:23But the fiercest loyalty on Wisteria Lane is the one between friends.
02:30All right, I gotta run.
02:30I'm meeting the girls for coffee.
02:32What's up?
02:34Which girls?
02:35Will Bree be there?
02:36She better be.
02:36She's buying.
02:37Then you're not going.
02:39Wait, you were serious about us never speaking to Bree again?
02:42That woman sat at our table, spent the holidays with us all the while knowing her son ran over my
02:46mother.
02:46Yeah, I'm serious.
02:47Fine, then you stop talking to her, but you're not going to control me.
02:50Because I have the secret weapon.
02:51You'll withhold sex?
02:53Please, you always fold before I do.
02:55That's not true.
02:56The last time you tried, you got so turned on telling me what you weren't going to do to me,
02:59you wound up doing it to me right then.
03:02Damn it.
03:03Well, you're still not going to stop me from seeing Bree.
03:06Yes, I am.
03:09Our relationship with that woman is over and I forbid you to see her again.
03:15He forbid me.
03:16Who is he to forbid me?
03:18I mean, what is this, 19...
03:20Whenever it was that husbands got to forbid their wives?
03:22Gabby, he has every reason to be upset.
03:24I hate to say this, but I think we should keep our distance for a while.
03:28What?
03:29I'm not giving in to this.
03:30I've already caused Carlos so much pain.
03:32I think it's the only thing we can do.
03:35So what are you saying?
03:36No more poker?
03:37No more lunches?
03:39No more shopping?
03:41I'll miss it as much as you do.
03:43Oh, really?
03:43Doesn't sound like it.
03:45I think this is easy for you.
03:47Easy?
03:47I want to come over there right now so you can drag me to the mall kicking and screaming,
03:50but we can't.
03:52I have to go.
03:54I have scones in the oven.
03:55I love your scones.
03:57Stop.
03:58Goodbye, Gabby.
04:03You're not hanging up?
04:05But I have to.
04:15Hey, Lynette, you're not going to believe this.
04:17Shh!
04:17I had to walk Paige around the block eight times to get her down.
04:25Nothing is so important that you need to raise your voice.
04:30Not even this?
04:33Weissman Leadership Conference?
04:36Seriously?
04:37You invited?
04:39And so are you.
04:40Come on, Gabby!
04:43Warren Buffett goes to this conference, and Bill Gates, and Oprah.
04:48It's one of her favorite things.
04:50Oh, look at this.
04:52All the great speakers.
04:55Plus, they've got a spa, and...
04:56And no kids, right?
04:57No kids?
04:58No kids.
05:00Yes!
05:00Yes!
05:05You take her.
05:06I've got to figure out what to wear.
05:11I've got to figure out what to wear.
05:12Hey, you two!
05:14Thanks for watching him.
05:15Hey, can you watch him again on Wednesday?
05:18Mike and I are...
05:18Yeah, I know.
05:19Your big night, huh?
05:21Mike told you?
05:22Didn't have to.
05:23I caught him staring at my cleavage.
05:25So, post-transplant sex, huh?
05:29If it's as good as my post-cancer sex, you're in for a treat.
05:34Fingers crossed.
05:35Hey, have you looked at your old house lately?
05:37It's kind of a wreck.
05:41It does look a little neglected.
05:42You should go over and talk to Paul.
05:44I'll watch him again.
05:45Oh, I can't do that.
05:47Um, he might be in the middle of something.
05:50Or he might be hanging from the showerhead.
05:53Do me a favor and check, because if he's dead in there, I'd live downwind.
06:09Susan?
06:10Paul.
06:12Paul!
06:13Uh, hi there.
06:14Um, I was just in the neighborhood, and it looked like things were piling up.
06:19And would you mind closing that road, please?
06:21Oh, sorry.
06:23I'm sorry about the mess of heaven.
06:24I've been getting out of the house much.
06:27You look thin.
06:29Are you eating?
06:30Yes.
06:31I'm fine.
06:32A little behind on my chores.
06:35So, if there's nothing else...
06:36Paul, um...
06:38Are you sure you're okay?
06:41Yes, Susan.
06:42It is a fiddle.
06:44Goodbye.
06:46Goodbye.
06:47Goodbye.
06:52Goodbye.
07:05Everybody here is definitely A-list.
07:09Oh, Bob Lee.
07:11Hey, hey, you fancy hot shots.
07:12Hi.
07:14Hi.
07:15Hi.
07:16Glad you've done this conference before, because I'm definitely going to need somebody to show
07:19me the ropes.
07:19Nothing to it.
07:20Just don't talk politics.
07:21And don't push Warren Buffett in the pool.
07:23I didn't push him.
07:24He got between me and the margarita bar.
07:27Oh, let me introduce you to Barry Weissman.
07:30Prepare to endure the single most bone-crushing handshake of your life.
07:33Hi.
07:35Come on.
07:37Oh, with this line, it's going to be hard to get drunk.
07:40Lesson one, the power of the words, the President's Council of Economic Advisors want their martinis
07:45now.
07:54I'm sorry.
07:54I'm sorry.
07:55That's a little trick I learned when I was too cheap to buy my own newspaper.
07:58I'm sorry.
08:00How fantastic is it that Chris Cavanaugh is speaking?
08:03I thought Flashpoint was the best business book of the year.
08:05I agree.
08:06I've heard him speak before.
08:07He's even better in person.
08:08We're in for a treat tomorrow.
08:10Meg Butler, President of Amtech.
08:12Oh, um, uh, Lynette Scavo.
08:15My husband is the CFO of Morris Technologies.
08:18Oh, you're a plus one.
08:21What's that mean?
08:22Unfortunately, it means you won't be seeing Chris Cavanaugh.
08:25The seminars are only for participants.
08:27What?
08:28What am I going to be doing?
08:29I will tell you what.
08:30Japanese flower arranging.
08:32Did I weep at the simple beauty of my design last year?
08:35Yes.
08:35Yes, I did.
08:36I don't want to arrange flowers.
08:37Why are they dividing us up like this?
08:40Maybe it's because some of us spent our lives working our way up the corporate ladder, and others just married
08:45someone who did.
08:47Excuse me.
08:50Oh, no.
08:51This...
08:52That is ridiculous.
08:54I really want to see those seminars.
08:56Hey, don't worry.
08:57You are going to love what they have planned for us.
09:02Attention!
09:03If I could have all of my plus ones find a buddy, we're going to get to know each other
09:07with a scavenger hunt.
09:08I've got a while.
09:10Wait!
09:11Wait!
09:12What are you doing here?
09:29I just came by to talk to Lynette.
09:32Oh, she's out of town.
09:33She asked me to water the plants and collect the mail.
09:36Oh.
09:38You look good.
09:41You, too.
09:43New coat?
09:45You noticed?
09:48I should go.
09:49Can't you just stay and talk?
09:51Maybe have a cup of coffee?
09:53Gabby, we shouldn't.
09:54It's just coffee, Brie.
09:55But your husband.
09:56He'd never look for us here.
09:59Oh, come on.
10:01It's been really hard for me not seeing you.
10:03Oh, it's been hard for me, too.
10:06Especially with Lynette out of town.
10:08I mean, there's Susan, of course.
10:09But lately, whatever topic you bring up, she manages to steer it right back to kidneys.
10:13Tell me about it.
10:19Well, I guess I could put on a pot.
10:22I like mine with cream.
10:25I know how you like it.
10:36Hello, Karen.
10:37Felicia.
10:38Hi.
10:41When did they let you out?
10:43About a week ago.
10:46I just stopped by because I wanted you to have this.
10:50It belonged to my sister, and she was always so fond of you.
10:56That's sweet.
10:58It's my small way of saying thanks for keeping my secret all those years.
11:04Yeah, not much a secret anymore.
11:06Don't I know it?
11:08But I've kept your secret.
11:10I never told a soul about your role that night, and I never will.
11:18Uh, it's not really a good time to talk about that.
11:24I understand.
11:26But I hope you'll stop by my place sometime.
11:29We have so much catching up to do.
11:31Sure.
11:32I'll do that.
11:36Uh, where are you staying?
11:38Haven't you heard?
11:39I'm moving in next door.
11:41We're going to be neighbors.
11:48Who is that?
11:51Just an old friend.
11:53Old friend?
11:54You look like you've seen a ghost.
11:58Make me a drink, will you, sweetie?
12:07Toby!
12:09Here, kitty, kitty.
12:11Toby, where are you?
12:13Here, kitty, kitty.
12:15Toby!
12:17Oh, Felicia, help me out.
12:19Ida Greenberg's lost her stupid cat again.
12:23What happened to you?
12:24Is that blood?
12:25You never saw me.
12:26I have to go.
12:27Your hand!
12:27Let me call you an ambulance.
12:33You love my sister, right?
12:35Right?
12:36Yeah.
12:37And you know Paul Young murdered her.
12:39There's no doubt in my mind.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:46Did you kill Paul?
12:48No.
12:50He killed me.
12:52What?
12:53They'll find my blood in his house and my fingers in the car and he'll spend the rest of his
12:57life in prison if you say you never saw me.
13:03Don't ask me to do this.
13:04Please, Karen.
13:06Paul got away with Martha's murder.
13:09But you won't get away with mine.
13:24Toby!
13:25Toby!
13:25Here, kitty, kitty!
13:40It's all about bringing together nature and humanity.
13:44The three main branches, or shushi, represent chi, earth, ten, heaven, and jin, man.
13:53Interesting.
13:54Nothing to represent woman.
13:55How about this insignificant clump of moss?
13:58We could stuff it down at the bottom where it will only speak when spoken to.
14:03Does my chi look a little droopy?
14:04Did you hear me?
14:05Yes.
14:06Yes, Lynette, I heard you.
14:08I heard you during yoga, during the fashion show, all through salsa dancing.
14:11Life is unfair.
14:13Olé!
14:13Well, I'm sorry, but I came here to learn new things and meet interesting people, not to pretend that putting
14:18sticks in a vase is art.
14:21Are we still having a problem?
14:22Yes, we still are.
14:24But doesn't it piss you all off that we're stuck in our gilded cage, forbidden to go to interesting seminars
14:31just because we're plus ones?
14:33No.
14:34This is fun.
14:35I really feel like I'm in Japan.
14:37This is the United States of America in the 21st century, not some oppressive patriarchal regime.
14:43It may be small and red, but this lanyard is no better than a burka.
14:49Oh, dear.
14:50We need to storm the gates and demand to be l...
14:57Put together, we will not be denied.
15:00Four o'clock, people.
15:02I think you've all earned a cocktail.
15:06No.
15:07No.
15:08No.
15:08Do not.
15:09Drink those.
15:10Those are the cocktails of oppression made from equal parts tyranny and blind obedience and...
15:18Oh, screw it.
15:23This is the best pineapple upside-down cake you've ever made.
15:26You know why?
15:27It has an ingredient my cakes have never had before.
15:30Danger.
15:32I know.
15:33Sneaking around makes everything taste better.
15:35When I was with John Rowland, every sense was heightened.
15:39It was like this...
15:43Skip it.
15:43You wouldn't understand.
15:45Oh, really?
15:46Wouldn't I?
15:48What?
15:49You?
15:50No way.
15:51Just because I don't trumpet my indiscretions like you do doesn't mean I haven't had a little walk on the
15:54wild side.
15:56You cheated on Rex?
15:57Of course not.
15:57What do you take me for?
15:59I cheated on Orson.
16:00With who?
16:02Carl Meyer.
16:03Oh, my God.
16:05He was a slime ball, but he was hot.
16:07We meet at this cheap hotel, and as guilty as it made me,
16:10I still felt this tingle, this frisson I'd never felt before.
16:15And now this week with you, it's back.
16:20Just wish Lynette didn't have to come home tomorrow.
16:24Actually, that motel story gives me an idea.
16:28Gabby, I'm flattered, but I really don't think we should...
16:30Not that.
16:30There's a great new spa that just opened on Foster Lake.
16:34We should go next weekend.
16:36Do we dare?
16:37I think we both know the answer to that.
16:42I went by our house today.
16:43It's looking a little run down.
16:45Yeah?
16:46You want me to talk to Paul?
16:47He's supposed to be keeping the place up.
16:48Actually, I already did.
16:52He seems kind of run down, too.
16:54What are you doing talking to Paul?
16:58I was picking up MJ, and he came out of the house.
17:03Kind of worried about him.
17:04Why?
17:05Who cares?
17:06Mike, he gave me a kidney.
17:08No, Beth gave you a kidney.
17:10Paul did everything he could to block it.
17:12Yeah, but we talked, and after, he seemed so sad.
17:16I don't give a damn.
17:17I know you feel bad for the guy, but I don't trust him.
17:23Please, just do me a favor and stay away from him.
17:28Okay.
17:31Now, can we talk about something a little more fun?
17:33Like our plan for sex night?
17:37Okay, hold that thought and take a shower.
17:55May I come in?
17:59Please.
18:19I don't know.
18:29Lynette, what are you doing here? I thought you had a spa thing.
18:32Oh, please. I can get a face full of steam standing over a pot of spaghetti any night of the
18:36week.
18:36I want to see Chris Cavanaugh.
18:38I know, and I asked, and they said no.
18:40The keynote speech isn't for spouses.
18:42They said they've got other activities planned for you.
18:44Activities that they planned for me?
18:46Tom, I'm not a child.
18:52I'm a grown-up. I'll decide what I want to do.
18:55Oh, come on. Don't you know how much I want to see this guy?
18:57Can't you pull some strings?
18:58I don't have any strings. When I've been five or six times, then maybe I can ask for a favor,
19:02but not now.
19:03There you are. Someone's been naughty.
19:06Let's go, Mrs. Cavanaugh. I think it's somebody's spa time.
19:10This is why you keep us drunk, huh? So we don't fight back.
19:18This hits the spot.
19:19I remembered you like your coffee the same way you like your men.
19:23Strong and Irish.
19:26So how did you get out of jail so soon?
19:29Was it good behavior or bad behavior with the warden?
19:33Oh, Karen.
19:35How I've missed your frank and salty questions.
19:39Actually, it was what they call humanitarian release.
19:44You see,
19:46my only daughter passed away just recently.
19:51I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a daughter.
19:53Such a sweet girl.
19:55So young.
19:58She was barely 30 when she died.
20:00I wish I could have met her.
20:02Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
20:04Her name was Beth.
20:06Beth Young.
20:10Can I freshen that?
20:16So I'll cut you back to 10 every other day on the prednisone and take it from there.
20:21Any questions?
20:23I do have one.
20:24Shoot.
20:27Is it common for patients to have sex dreams about the husbands of their dead donors?
20:31I have to admit, I did not see that coming.
20:34Understand.
20:34Awake, I have no conscious desire for this man.
20:38But in my dreams...
20:39Susan, I'm not a psychologist.
20:40But you went to med school.
20:41You must have learned something about dreams.
20:44A course, a book.
20:45Okay.
20:47What did you talk about before you went to sleep?
20:50I was talking about him.
20:51I mean, he's not doing very well.
20:53And I got in an argument with my husband about whether I should help him.
20:56Well, maybe the dream is telling you to follow that impulse.
20:59The man's wife died.
21:00You're alive because of it.
21:02It's natural to be concerned about him and want to make sure he's okay.
21:06Mike really doesn't want me to talk to him.
21:08It's your call, but my guess is your dreams won't stop until you do.
21:14When Paul went to jail, his one goal was to make me pay for putting him there.
21:19So he wrote to Beth, begging her to come see him.
21:22He said he was innocent and he was a good man.
21:26Paul is very charming when he wants to be in Beth.
21:30She fell in love with him just like he knew she would.
21:34Didn't you try to warn her?
21:35Of course.
21:35She just said I didn't know him like she did when he was released, when he had defiled her.
21:43The real Paul came out.
21:45He said he'd never loved her, that she was stupid and that she didn't deserve to live.
21:54So she killed herself.
21:57Just like he knew she would.
22:00Bastard.
22:02I hope you'll keep the story between us, at least for now.
22:05Beth would hate for all her friends to know what a fool she was.
22:09Okay.
22:10But the one thing I don't get is why do you want to live on the same street as that
22:13monster?
22:14It's all like I'd watch him.
22:16It's too late for Beth.
22:18And my sister.
22:20But I won't let him destroy another woman the way he destroyed them.
22:24Well, you're not watching him alone, because I'll keep my eye on that S.O.B. too.
22:28Now, if you need anything, anything at all, you give me a call.
22:32Oh, Karen.
22:36I'm so lucky to have a friend like you.
22:47It's wonderful what a four-handed massage can do.
22:50One more hand and it would have been perfect.
22:52But this ain't that kind of spa.
22:56Yeah.
22:57No, no, tell him he has a choice.
22:59He can sign those papers before I shove them down his throat,
23:02or after they come out the other end.
23:04Yes.
23:05I guess someone didn't see the no-cell-phone sign.
23:08No, I guess that rule only applies to plus ones.
23:11I'll talk to you later.
23:12I want to grab a soak before the keynote speech.
23:14Right.
23:43Miss Butler?
23:44Oh, hi.
23:46Yes, I'm her.
23:46Excuse me.
23:47Meg Butler.
23:48Meg.
23:48We have a seat for you up front.
23:50Oh.
23:51Uh.
23:54Great.
24:05Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
24:06Now to introduce our keynote speaker,
24:09the president of Amtech,
24:11Miss Meg Butler.
24:12Miss Butler.
24:35Hi.
24:39those of you who know Meg know I'm not Meg not Meg that's funny anyway Meg asked me to introduce
24:51Chris Cavanaugh because she knows what a huge huge fan I am where are you you big brained
24:58rascal oh there he is almost as hot as his author photo anyway those of you who haven't read
25:08Flashpoint do it immediately put it in your Kindle your iPad I don't know buy the book it will make
25:15you smarter because what Chris Cavanaugh has to say about human nature about creativity is
25:24absolutely there she is that's the bitch who stole my lanyard and my clothes ladies and gentlemen Chris
25:45Hi I called you a bunch of times your phone must be broken it is now please respect my privacy
25:50Paul you have to let me talk to you why because you're a mess and someone has to do something
25:58and okay I'm having dreams about us dreams what kind of dreams regular dreams lots of daylight lots
26:06of clothes look I'm your landlord I have a right to come in but I'd like you to invite me
26:11in
26:21getting ready to cook something see onions potatoes this long green and white thing with scary little
26:28hairs on the bottom this is food right it's called a leak I was trying to make potato leak soup
26:33I love
26:35potato leak soup of course that was before I knew what a leak was you want smell come on soup
26:42I can do
26:43making soup is that what we were doing in your dream no no we weren't that reminds me I need
26:50to wash my
26:55hands hey that was a big conference okay you meet any guys for me I'm not picky you know what
27:05they
27:05say ugly plus money equals handsome well apparently crazy plus wife equals laughing stock uh you two
27:15having a fight yeah kind of well you won't even know I'm here
27:23tell him why don't we finish this thing oh I'm sorry do you not want to be embarrassed in front
27:28of
27:28your friend well she just embarrassed me in front of the whole fortune 500 I don't know how many
27:32different ways I can apologize at some point you're gonna have to let it go I'm kind of don't feel
27:36like
27:36letting it go Lynette it's not just the fact that you humiliated me it's that after all those years that
27:43I
27:43supported you took a backseat to your career you couldn't do the same for me
27:58oh what happened it was awful all weekend I was treated like a plus one a second class citizen
28:06a wife Lynette in Tom's world that's what you are you're gonna have to get used to it
28:13what if I don't want to get used to it well take it from someone who spent eight years being
28:18mrs third baseman you can be a wife or you can be a first wife
28:29mom hi honey how was your day worked straight through lunch and I'm starving what's this it's a
28:36pineapple upside down cake wow reminds me of the cake your old friend Brie brought to dinner last
28:43month yeah I don't remember that because obviously Brie didn't make this one since I don't see her
28:53anymore because I know how you feel about her so where'd this come from I made it really the woman
29:06who ordered in Chinese food for Christmas dinner made a pineapple upside down cake well not that hard
29:12it's just some pineapples and upside down cake you know what this looks so good I would love for you
29:24to
29:24make me one just like it right now yeah and I'm gonna sit here and watch you every step of
29:33the way
29:36sure no problem uh first I'm gonna get some flour because you can't make a cake without flour right
29:50oh no got it all over me maybe I should take my top off
29:58in fact why don't you and I go up to the bedroom and make the cake
30:04well you really are hungry well let me freshen up first
30:13he wants you to make a pineapple upside down cake the woman who ordered in Chinese for Christmas
30:18yes we've already covered that now what am I gonna do if I can't make this he's gonna know I've
30:23been
30:23seen you just tell him I'll make one and slip it to you no he wants to watch me make
30:28it okay don't
30:30panic we can do this how okay one pineapple upside down cake coming right up
30:43first preheat your oven to 300 first I'm gonna preheat my oven to 300
30:50then we're gonna start with the caramel topping and then we're gonna start with the caramel topping
30:56for which I will need sugar brown sugar
31:06get butter how much butter who are you talking to oh my grandmother see this was her recipe
31:14and talking to her makes me feel like we're making it together how much butter grandma quarter cup got it
31:31and it's very good it is hot damn you know truthfully I was just kind of winging it
31:37oh and if you don't taste the wine it's because I drank it
31:49it was the last time you and I had a meal together
31:53it had to be before Mary Alice died
31:56that was a long time ago
32:00maybe we should start doing that again
32:03Susan why are you doing this why do you care
32:09MJ no running
32:11I'll leave him alone it's nice to see something moving fast in here
32:15thanks and just to warn you we might be a little late picking him up
32:19yeah looks like you're going to be a little late getting started
32:29I remember a guy that used to live on this street
32:32he taught my daughter to swim
32:33he made a killer barbecue tri-tip
32:36he had a laugh you could hear three houses away
32:38I liked that guy
32:40I'm not that man anymore
32:44I think you can be
32:53oh yeah I'll be right back
32:57what the hell are you doing
32:59I asked you not to come here
33:00I know but Paul is suffering
33:02and everyone else has turned their back on him
33:04you know why
33:05because he's a bad guy
33:06look you might have fallen for his act
33:08but I haven't
33:09and I'm not going to let you put yourself in danger
33:11get in the car we're going
33:13I'm not going anywhere
33:15Mike
33:16believe it or not
33:17I am not an idiot
33:18I don't need to be rescued
33:19from whatever trouble it is
33:20you think I'm getting myself into
33:21you don't know this guy like I do
33:23I know the look in somebody's eyes
33:25when they are hurting
33:26and I'm not leaving until I know that Paul is okay
33:28so you're going back in there
33:30yeah
33:32support me or not
33:33that's what I'm doing
33:37ugh
34:02I heard an oven timer go off
34:04let's take a look
34:06no
34:06no not yet
34:10secret's all in the cooling
34:11and in fact it'll probably cool faster on the windowsill
34:18hi we're collecting for Jim and I
34:19out of my way
34:20hot cake
34:23okay but while we're waiting
34:25there's just one thing I have to say
34:27hey
34:28this is not about a cake
34:30this is about trust
34:31it is a sad day
34:33when a husband forces a wife to bake for him
34:35just to prove she's not a liar
34:36do you have any idea how offensive that is
34:38cake's ready
34:44ah
34:44there
34:46one perfect pineapple upside down cake
34:50if only trust were so easy to make
35:18you look surprised
35:24I am
35:26after the way I talked to you
35:27I was kind of expecting the firing squad
35:30I thought about it
35:32but
35:32I decided to go for the romantic dinner
35:35figured less clean up
35:39honey
35:40I
35:40I understand how you feel about Paul
35:42I know you're just trying to protect me
35:45and you're just being you
35:47the woman that makes me pull over to the side of the road
35:49in a rainstorm to pick up a sick raccoon
35:53in my defense I did think it was a cat
35:56the point is
35:59I can't stay mad at you
36:01for being the
36:02kind
36:04compassionate woman you are
36:07especially since it's been six weeks since we've had sex
36:12that too
36:20you sure you're okay watching the girls all weekend?
36:22you can't miss your old modeling friend's funeral
36:25yeah we were really close
36:27you get to see some old friends
36:28maybe even reconnect with a few
36:30maybe
36:33look I know it's been hard for you to not see Bree
36:35but it has meant a lot to me
36:40nice coat is it new?
36:41yeah I just bought it this week
36:48so then this long red hair must have got on it pretty recently
36:54it's not what you think
36:55I took Juanita to a kid's birthday party
36:58and I hugged a clown
36:59you hugged a clown
37:01his monkey died
37:02he was very emotional
37:04so you're off to a funeral
37:05huh?
37:07what are you doing?
37:08don't don't open that
37:09I packed it very carefully
37:12I can see that
37:14one
37:14two
37:15three bikinis
37:16is your friend being buried at sea?
37:19stop it
37:19I'm gonna be late
37:20late for what?
37:21weekend getaway with Bree?
37:23damn it Gabby
37:23I forbade you to see her
37:24well that was your first mistake
37:25what did you expect?
37:27I expected you to choose me
37:31you know ever since we moved to the street
37:33and you got so tight with those women
37:37I always feel like you put them first
37:38you know that's not true
37:41prove it
37:43choose
37:45who do you want in your life?
37:47me or Bree?
37:48don't do this
37:49I am doing it Gabby
37:54choose
37:57yes
37:58the residents of Wisteria Lane
38:00are nothing if not loyal
38:03but there are times
38:05when that loyalty
38:06is put to the test
38:09by the desire
38:10to help a stricken friend
38:14by the need to protect
38:16a long buried secret
38:21by the movement
38:22of two lives
38:24in opposite directions
38:28and sometimes
38:29just as one test
38:31of loyalty ends
38:34another begins
38:35Gabby I thought we said
38:36we'd meet at the spa
38:37a little change of plans
38:39Carlos knows
38:40about us
38:42yeah
38:43thank you
38:44thank you
38:44thank you
38:44for coming to the spa