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00:02Good neighbors.
00:04They loan you cups of sugar.
00:07They tell you why your car won't start.
00:12They even help you find your lost pets.
00:17Good neighbors also come over
00:19at the slightest hint of trouble.
00:23Whether you want them there or not.
00:25You know what, I'm tired of fighting.
00:27Fine, walk away. It's what you always do.
00:33Gabby, what are you doing?
00:35Uh, I came to return this magazine Lee let me,
00:39but you two were arguing, so...
00:41So you decided it would be fun to eavesdrop?
00:44God, it's like you see into my soul,
00:46and yet you don't judge.
00:51Oh, come on, tell me what happened.
00:54Our egg donor backed out.
00:56Not again.
00:57And the surrogate we hired will pull out if the procedure isn't done in the next month.
01:01Oh, can't you find another egg donor?
01:02We could, if Lee wasn't so picky.
01:05Why are you discussing this with her?
01:07For God's sakes, I was eavesdropping. Catch up.
01:09Okay, yeah, I'm picky.
01:10We spent two years choosing a mattress.
01:12I'm not just going to get our child's DNA out of the yellow pages.
01:14If we lose the surrogate, it could take months to find another one.
01:17Yeah, and then she'll drop out for some ridiculous reason,
01:20and I can't take any more of this.
01:23Yeah, maybe we're not supposed to be parents.
01:25Don't talk like that.
01:26Come on, doesn't it seem like the universe is trying to tell us something?
01:30Why not take mine?
01:32Take your what?
01:33My eggs.
01:36I mean, I've got plenty, and I hate to see you guys so unhappy.
01:40So what the heck?
01:43Good neighbors.
01:43They're people who try to help others.
01:48Bad neighbors are people who make promises they can't possibly keep.
01:56The morning paper said a young girl was missing.
02:00It quoted her family, who said she had vanished on her way to work.
02:06It quoted her friends, who said she wasn't the type to run away from home.
02:12It quoted the police, who said they had very little evidence to go on.
02:19Sadly, people didn't pay much attention to this bit of news.
02:26No one thinks about evil until it shows up on their doorstep.
02:32Which it soon would.
02:43Oh my god, thief!
02:46Hey!
02:47You!
02:48Freeze!
02:49Whoa, whoa!
02:49Lady, put that thing down.
02:50Oh yeah, and while I'm at it, why don't I just hand you the keys?
02:53Now, hit the dirt!
02:54Relax.
02:55I'm not stealing anything.
02:56This is a repossession.
02:58Do I act stupid to you?
02:59Fire!
03:00Fire!
03:01What the hell are you doing?
03:02People come quicker when you yell fire.
03:04Now, I believe I told you to hit the dirt.
03:07Where's the fire?
03:09Susan, you okay?
03:10I'm fine.
03:10Just call 911.
03:12Hey, what's going on?
03:14This thief is trying to steal your truck.
03:16Hey, you the guy who's four months behind on his payments?
03:20Yeah.
03:22Stop, drop, and roll!
03:24Stop, drop, and roll!
03:30Why didn't you tell me you were having money problems?
03:32I was hoping business would pick up before anybody found out.
03:39But I guess that's no longer an option.
03:42Mike, we talked about this.
03:43Yes, I told you.
03:44I am willing to help.
03:45And I told you I'm not taking my wife's money.
03:47Well, enough with the macho pride.
03:49I make a steady paycheck.
03:51And I have all that money from selling Carl's strip club.
03:54No.
03:55I'm definitely not taking your ex-husband's money.
03:57Are we done here?
03:58Sure.
03:58As long as you can explain how you're going to run a plumbing business without a truck.
04:03I don't know.
04:04I'll figure it out.
04:10And for the cover of the book, I see you in an evening gown, sitting on a bale of hay,
04:14wringing a dinner book.
04:15I love it.
04:16Such a sense of whimsy.
04:18Well, if it isn't the dynamic duo.
04:20How did your meeting with the publisher go?
04:22Fantastic.
04:23Bruce loved the idea of a nouvelle southern cookbook.
04:26And your brother came up with the marketing slogan in the room.
04:30Tell him, Sam.
04:32Mrs. Vandekamp introduces you to upscale down-home cuisine.
04:36Catchy.
04:37I guess you know all about marketing, having an MBA and all.
04:41I guess so.
04:42Except, of course, you don't actually have an MBA.
04:48What are you talking about?
04:50I made a few calls, checked a few records.
04:53Turns out the golden child never got his degree.
04:58Is this true?
05:00Yes, I'm a few classes short.
05:03Is one of them ethics?
05:04Andrew, please.
05:07I don't understand.
05:10It was the final semester.
05:13We were about two months in, when the doctor told me my mother was terminal.
05:17I left school and brought her home so she didn't have to die in the hospital.
05:23If you like, I can save you a phone call and bring in her death certificate.
05:31It's okay.
05:34The university let me graduate with my class.
05:36I should finish my coursework next month.
05:39But I'm sorry, Bri.
05:40I should not have misrepresented myself.
05:44Everyone steps over the line, now and then.
05:46Let's all make an effort not to.
05:49Shall we?
05:53Sit here.
05:55Dear Luchka, how are you doing?
05:57This woman is incompetent.
06:02Why you bring me here?
06:04Hey, you're the one who had to come to a Russian bridal shop.
06:07It was a mistake.
06:09Well, look at the fun you're having chewing people out in your native tongue.
06:14Look.
06:15Hey.
06:17Sorry for the way she's been talking to you.
06:19Don't worry.
06:20You're not losing a son.
06:21You are gaining a pain in the ass.
06:23Tell me about it.
06:24My son is marrying a woman he barely knows.
06:26He's making the biggest mistake of his life and I am powerless to stop him.
06:30If you like, maybe I get a little sloppy with the pushpins.
06:34You're sweet.
06:38Irina?
06:39It's your phone.
06:40If it's pressed, then tell him I'll be home soon.
06:44Okay, Your Highness.
06:46Right phone.
06:49Okay.
06:49Slow down.
06:51I...
06:51I don't speak Russian.
06:53Irina, it's some Russian guy and he doesn't sound happy.
06:58Alexei.
06:59I'm going to give her a little stone.
07:00I'm going to give her a little stone.
07:01I'm going to call the police.
07:02I'm going to call me Josh.
07:05Who is that?
07:06Wrong number.
07:08Wrong number.
07:08He asked for you by name.
07:10If I wanted you to know, I would say it in English.
07:15Mrs.
07:18I can say it in English.
07:24Hey, double cappuccino, extra hot.
07:29You anything else?
07:32Inspiration.
07:34Sorry, we just have muffins.
07:38What are you working on?
07:40A novel.
07:42I know, another guy in the coffee shop writing a novel, just what the world needs.
07:45Well, I think it's cool.
07:48Mind if I ask what it's about?
07:50You really want to know?
07:52I do.
07:54It started out as a love story.
07:56But it's getting kind of dark.
08:00This guy meets this girl.
08:02Takes her from nothing.
08:04Gives her life meaning.
08:06Basically creates her.
08:08Okay.
08:10Then one day, she just disappears.
08:14Vanishes.
08:16With another man.
08:18It sucks for the guy.
08:20And she takes his baby.
08:22Yeah.
08:23She sounds like a bitch.
08:25Sure does.
08:28Anyhow, I'm up to the point where the guy who's been looking for her for a long time finally tracks
08:33her down.
08:36And that's where I'm kind of stuck.
08:41What does he do?
08:44Well, I don't know all the details.
08:46But you said it was dark, right?
08:48Yeah.
08:52Seems to me the guy would kill her.
08:55Funny, that was exactly my first instinct too.
09:08No.
09:09No?
09:09You asked my permission to be an egg donor and I said no.
09:13Oh, I wasn't asking you.
09:14I was telling you.
09:15Sorry, you can't do this without my approval.
09:17Those eggs are half mine.
09:18How so?
09:19I'm your husband.
09:20I own 50% of whatever comes out of that uterus.
09:22Oh.
09:23So you think you own my body.
09:27I pay for the clothes it wears, the massages it receives, and the implants it will one day require.
09:31If I don't own it, I'm at least a major stockholder.
09:33Which means I can stop you from handing out your eggs like party favors to every childless gay couple that
09:38wanders by.
09:39You cannot stop me. I can do whatever I want with my eggs.
09:42And I can do whatever I want with the credit cards I pay for.
09:44For example, I can cut them up.
09:46I don't care about credit cards.
09:48I'm trying to do something noble here.
09:50I'm helping these people become a family.
09:54You've hidden the cards, haven't you?
09:55Damn straight.
09:57Okay.
09:57I am begging you, as your husband, please don't do this.
10:02It'll be too weird having your DNA living next door.
10:05I don't care.
10:05My mind is made up.
10:06I'm going to help Bob and Lee have a baby so they can experience the same love and joy that
10:10we occasionally have with our children.
10:15So, the Russian sales girl translated for me, and you'll never guess what Irina said to the angry guy on
10:21the phone.
10:23Please don't make me guess.
10:25She said, go ahead and call the police. You'll never find me.
10:31And that's it.
10:33How much more do you need? She is a foreigner. She's done something criminal. Start your deportation now.
10:39Ma'am, without proof of criminal activity, there's nothing I can do.
10:42Why can't you at least interrogate her? Yes? And if you want to slap around a bit, you'll get no
10:49complaints from me.
10:50Look, Mrs. Scava, we are a government agency. We can't investigate your future daughter-in-law just because you don't
10:56think she's good for your son.
11:01Ah, that all makes sense now. You're single, right? Never had any kids?
11:05Yeah, so?
11:06You just don't get it.
11:19Hi.
11:20Nice looking family. Is that your daughter-in-law?
11:23Yeah.
11:24You two get along?
11:26Don't get me started.
11:29Got a minute?
11:36Angela, what are you doing?
11:38Plugging the sink.
11:40What?
11:41Daddy needs work.
11:42Oh, honey, that's sweet. Daddy only gets paid when other people have plumbing problems.
11:49So I should do this to somebody else's sink?
11:51No, honey, that would be wrong.
12:01Hi. I'm having a problem with Mike and his male ego. Long story short, can I clock your drain?
12:10So don't phone Mike until I get home.
12:13And when you call him, sound desperate. That way he'll feel useful.
12:20But don't call till Saturday. He gets double time on weekends.
12:28There's enough there for a tip, but careful when you give it to him.
12:30I don't want him thinking anyone's doing him a favor.
12:35Trust me, Bruce. After they taste these recipes, they will be on board.
12:38Just give me the chance to dazzle them.
12:41Okay, bye.
12:43Problems?
12:44Bruce got a little resistance when he met with the sales team.
12:47They fear southern cookbooks are a tad overdone.
12:49So I suggest you have a little dinner to let them sample the recipes themselves.
12:53Excellent.
12:54We have to really impress them. Let's see if we can book the private dining room at the Britannian Hotel.
12:58I'll take care of it.
12:59But before I do, I have something difficult to say.
13:03Well, I hope it's not about that silly MBA business.
13:06I think I know why Andrew tried to discredit me yesterday.
13:10Oh?
13:11You knew you had me auditing the books, and you knew what I was going to find.
13:16What did you find?
13:22Did you charge the Donnelly's for five cases of vodka?
13:26Yeah? So?
13:27According to our invoices, only four were delivered to their party, and the Rotary Club luncheon was charged for seven
13:32cases of wine, and only six showed up.
13:34Why are you even looking at this stuff?
13:36And I seem to recall you're having a party that same weekend with lots of wine and lots of vodka.
13:41Okay, yeah, I took some leftover booze to my house for a party. What's the big deal?
13:45It wasn't leftover. You charged the client for that liquor. That's stealing.
13:49Is Sam the one who told you about this?
13:50We are not talking about Sam right now.
13:52But we need to.
13:55Can't you see the type of person he is?
13:57Yes, he is the type of person who leaves college to care for his dying mother.
14:00You are the type of person who steals from clients.
14:04Believe what you want to believe, but I'm not going to listen to this.
14:08Andrew?
14:11Don't you walk away from me!
14:13Can't you see how he's manipulating you? How stupid can you be?
14:16Apparently I'm stupid enough to have trusted you.
14:18Well, if I'm the problem, why not just fire me?
14:20I'm tempted. Don't push me.
14:30Clear your things out and turn in your keys.
14:52Oh, hey Tom. Did Irina and Preston say when they'd be back to the mall?
14:55Stop!
14:57Stop what?
14:59Not you. I'm teaching Parker to drive.
15:04I'm planning to steal Irina's passport number.
15:06Oh God, what are you up to now?
15:08I have a new best friend at immigration who's got a friend at the Russian Embassy who's agreed to initiate
15:12a background search.
15:14Lynette, this is getting out of hand.
15:16That woman is hiding something and I am taking her down.
15:18Well.
15:27Yah!
15:29Right here...
15:47Come on.
15:52We shouldn't be in here with the door closed.
15:53My mom gets a little freaked out.
15:55Your mother is a prude.
15:57That is what happens to women when they grow old.
15:59No, give me.
16:01Oh, my God.
16:09Who's that?
16:10Your mom.
16:11Get home now.
16:13Trap behind the closet door.
16:16Preston and Irina are about to...
16:19Pull over.
16:20I got to get home fast.
16:21I can go fast.
16:27Seriously, you're getting my mom's now.
16:29I don't know.
16:30It's with making fun.
16:56Honey maple short ribs drizzled with manzanilla sherry.
17:02These are amazing.
17:03Bruce's sales team will be powerless to resist.
17:06Well, you are really focused on this dinner, which is amazing, considering what happened.
17:10I mean, firing your own son.
17:14I've done worse than this, Andrew.
17:16We have a very complicated relationship.
17:20You'll see that the longer you're at the company.
17:23How?
17:24You fired him?
17:25No, that's just our pattern.
17:26He provokes me and I push him away, but we always come back together.
17:32So, you're going to bring him back in?
17:34Potentially.
17:35But this stealing, the way he spoke to you...
17:38Sam.
17:39He's my son.
17:47Hey, busy day, huh?
17:49Yeah, busy week.
17:51So funny, I've had all this work right here on the lane.
17:55Well, that's good, right?
17:56Especially since you don't have your truck.
17:58Uh-huh.
17:59Hey.
18:01Guess what I found?
18:03Oh, my earring.
18:05I've been looking all over for that.
18:06Where'd you find it?
18:07Gabby's bathtub drain.
18:08Oh.
18:13Oh, of course.
18:16Gabby and I went jogging and then I hugged her.
18:20So my earring probably got caught in her sports bra.
18:25And when she went to take a bath...
18:27Hey, do you want to have sex?
18:31So Gabby's drain, Angie's garbage disposal, Lynette's toilet...
18:34I mean, they're really dirty sex.
18:38So now I have to return all that money.
18:41No, you don't.
18:46I gave it to them.
18:49You're saying everyone on the street knows I'm having financial trouble?
18:53Well, I think they already figured that out when they saw your truck get repossessed out of our driveway.
18:59This is humiliating, Susan.
19:01I'm sorry, but it all could have been prevented if you'd just let me make a few stupid payments on
19:06your truck.
19:06I told you, I don't want your help.
19:09This is my business, my problem.
19:11You know, I don't remember all those my's in our wedding vows.
19:15It's supposed to be a partnership.
19:17If you can't let me help you, maybe there's something wrong with our marriage.
19:20I'm not going to listen to this, all right?
19:21I'm tired.
19:22I had a busy day wasting my time.
19:24I'm sleeping on the couch.
19:25I'm sleeping on the couch.
19:55Danny?
19:58You up there?
20:34Hello?
20:35Oh, jeez, Nick, you scared me.
20:38I think I just got home and I thought I heard a noise.
20:41No, it's fine.
20:43Just hurry home, okay?
20:46Okay.
20:47Okay.
20:55To Gabrielle Solis, the best neighbor two childless, upwardly mobile gay guys could ever have.
21:00Aw.
21:02Hey.
21:03No, no, that was purely ceremonial.
21:05We don't want you drinking.
21:06Why?
21:07Does it affect my fertility?
21:08That.
21:09And you're kind of a sloppy trope.
21:12Fine.
21:12Let's talk babies.
21:15So, what are you guys hoping for?
21:16A boy or a girl?
21:18I want a girl.
21:19That way we can put her in baby beauty pageants.
21:21Yeah, they're so cute in their makeup and rhinestone dresses.
21:25Really?
21:25You guys going to do that?
21:26Why not?
21:27It's just I kind of dabbled in that world and for me it was a bit much.
21:30Well, don't panic.
21:3150% chance it's a boy.
21:33Then it's makeup and rhinestone vests.
21:35What?
21:36He's kidding.
21:38He better be.
21:39There's no way I'm allowing that.
21:42Now that I think about it, I do hope we have a boy.
21:47And why is that?
21:48I already have two girls.
21:49I'm so sick of buying dresses.
21:51When he's old enough, I'm going to take him on the biggest shopping spree ever.
21:59I guess you can do that when we come back to visit.
22:02Visit?
22:02Where are you going?
22:03My mother lives in upstate New York.
22:04We thought we'd move closer to her so the baby can be around family.
22:09Really?
22:11Is that a problem?
22:13It just never occurred to me that you guys would leave and take my only son.
22:22Gabby, this child, it'll have your genes, but it won't be yours.
22:27You get that, right?
22:36Of course.
22:38I mean, it's the only way it can work, right?
22:48Come on.
22:50You ready?
22:51Okay, no peeking.
22:54Are you going to beat me again this time?
22:59Hey, guys.
23:04Mommy, why do you look so sad?
23:07Well, I was just thinking about what it would be like if I couldn't see your face every day, and
23:12it made me sad.
23:15What's going on?
23:21Come out of the kitchen.
23:23I want you to spend some time with these people.
23:25Mingle.
23:25Have a drink.
23:26I don't drink, Bruce.
23:27I'm an alcoholic.
23:28One drink.
23:29I'm not asking you to swing from the chandelier.
23:31Why are you so nervous?
23:35I really put my neck on the line for this book, Brie.
23:38No one likes the idea.
23:40No one.
23:42Oh, I should have stopped at just one drink.
23:44Look, they are going to love the food.
23:46I hope so.
23:48Because if they don't, I don't see how you're going to publish another book of any kind.
23:55I don't.
24:03Stop, two people.
24:04This is a big one.
24:06Is something wrong?
24:07What's this?
24:08It's the sherry we drizzle on the ribs.
24:10This isn't sherry.
24:11This is vinegar.
24:12Vinegar?
24:15Oh, my God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:22It's ruined.
24:25They're all ruined.
24:26It's disgusting.
24:28The floor's not looking so great either.
24:30Stop.
24:30We can't serve this food.
24:32We've already taken out most of the plates.
24:34Well, don't just stand there.
24:34Go get them back.
24:36How can it be vinegar?
24:37We tested the recipe last night, and it was perfect.
24:39And then I locked the sherry in a liquor cabinet.
24:41Who had access?
24:42Did you give Andrew's keys to anyone after you fired him?
24:44He never returned his key.
24:46Oh, Brie.
24:48They won't get the plates back.
24:50Publisher guy's giving a little speech, and then they're going to eat.
24:52No, no, no.
24:53I'm not going to lose my cookbook career over this.
24:57God.
25:06Hand me that torch.
25:11Bon appétit, everybody.
25:27We're serving Toddler in the parking lot!
25:46I just made you real hot chocolate.
25:48Don't I get a smile?
25:50My son tried to ruin my career tonight.
25:54I don't think I'll ever smile again.
25:58Honestly, I don't think Andrew had anything to do with it.
26:01You don't?
26:03Hmm.
26:03Look at the planning that went into it.
26:06The vinegar had to be substituted for the sherry after you'd selected the bottle, but before
26:11you'd left for the event.
26:13And the ingredient had to be something you wouldn't sample.
26:18Come on.
26:19Andrew's not clever enough to pull that off.
26:21He can't even steal a piece of wine without getting caught.
26:23Well, then who do you think did it?
26:25Well, it'd have to be somebody pretty smart.
26:29At least smart enough to get an MBA.
26:32Sam?
26:33That's ridiculous.
26:34Why would he want to hurt me?
26:36Who said he wanted to hurt you?
26:38Andrew's the one taking this fall.
26:42No, that's not possible.
26:44What does he stand to gain?
26:46What a good question.
26:49Enjoy your chocolate.
26:56Every once in a while, I catch Susan looking at me this certain way.
27:00You know, I'm putting on my shirt or mowing the lawn.
27:03I'll turn my head and I'll catch her with this look in her eyes.
27:07And I know she's thinking that she's lucky to have me.
27:13So how can I tell her I'm dead and broke?
27:18How can I say I can't take your money because it won't begin to cover the debts I've been racking
27:24up for the last year?
27:26She thinks it's a couple of truck payments.
27:29She's got no idea.
27:31This would really hurt her if she found out I kept this from her.
27:37I don't think I'd ever see that look from her again.
27:41And I can't let that happen.
27:45Tell me how much you need.
27:55Double cap.
27:56Extra hot, right?
27:58Wow.
27:59Good memory.
28:00I haven't seen you for a while.
28:01Thought maybe you left town.
28:04I'm not leaving until I finish my book.
28:06Oh, right, yeah.
28:07How's that going?
28:08Did the guy kill her?
28:12I tried to ride it that way.
28:15He went over there.
28:16She was alone.
28:19He had the chance.
28:22And what happened?
28:26Just seemed too easy.
28:30So are you stuck again?
28:33No.
28:34I've got a better idea.
28:38If you think about it, the worst part of what she did was taking the kid, right?
28:44So, I figure the best way for him to get revenge is to take something from her.
28:52But what can he take that's going to be as bad as what she did?
28:59The kid.
29:01He's going to take the kid, right?
29:03That's what I'm thinking.
29:12Hey.
29:15Hey.
29:17So, I guess Carlos talked to you guys?
29:20He did.
29:23I feel awful.
29:26The more he thought about it, he just couldn't let me do this.
29:29And let's face it, he does have a say.
29:30That's completely understandable, Gabby.
29:32It was a lot to ask.
29:35So, where's Lee?
29:36I want to talk to him, too.
29:38He left.
29:42Left?
29:44After Carlos came over, Lee and I got into yet another fight, and...
29:49We broke up.
29:54Are you kidding me?
29:56Lee says he can't go through it again.
29:58And I'm determined to have a child.
30:02So...
30:05Is there anything I can do?
30:10Oh.
30:10Right.
30:12Sorry.
30:13It's okay, Gabby.
30:14Like I said, it was a lot to ask.
30:27It's okay, Gabby.
30:28Like I said, it was a lot to ask.
30:33My left shoe is missing.
30:34We'll find it.
30:35I can't get married in one shoe.
30:36Just get dressed.
30:37The wedding starts in half an hour.
30:40Hey, maybe I should wear sneakers.
30:41It'll be wild, like he's too cool to care.
30:44Or I could just help him keep looking.
30:47There you go.
30:48Lynette!
30:49Help me look for Preston's shoe.
30:53Lynette!
31:00What are you doing?
31:02I need your help.
31:03Preston can't find a shoe.
31:04I put it in the oven.
31:06Why?
31:07Because that woman at immigration never called me back, and I am screwed.
31:13Honey, come on.
31:15Hiding a shoe isn't going to stop them from getting married.
31:18I know.
31:19I just wanted a few more minutes before I had to tell my son I'm not going to his wedding.
31:24Lynette.
31:24I will not be a hypocrite, Tom.
31:27I know how you feel.
31:28But if you think Irina's got power now, just you wait until you don't show up to your son's wedding.
31:34Oh, I wish.
31:36I wish.
31:38I went to church more often.
31:40I could really use a favor from the man upstairs right about now.
31:47Mrs. Gabo?
31:49You're not going to believe what I found.
31:51I'll see you Sunday morning.
32:04You look beautiful.
32:09I'm guessing this one's much nicer than your first wedding dress.
32:12You know?
32:13When you got married in Russia to Alexei Kosakov.
32:22Here in America, we actually get divorced before we get married again.
32:26Otherwise, you spend your honeymoon in jail.
32:30Alexei told me if I marry him, he will give me a good life.
32:34But he didn't.
32:36He never worked.
32:38He treated me badly.
32:41Now he won't sign the divorce papers unless I give him money.
32:45Uh-huh.
32:48Okay.
32:49That explains Alexei.
32:53What about the guy in Italy who pressed charges after you cleaned out his bank account?
33:02That guy was a pig.
33:04Believe me, I earned every penny.
33:07We have a term in America for women who get paid for sex, and it's not daughter-in-law.
33:16You know why it doesn't bother me that you don't like me?
33:20Can't wait.
33:22Because it really doesn't matter.
33:25All that matters is that one hour from now, I will have a ring on this finger.
33:33And I will be the most important person in his life.
33:38So, give Preston your little file.
33:42I will explain it all away.
33:45And he will believe every word.
33:47He always does.
33:55Preston!
33:59Mom, do you mind?
34:03I need to talk to Irina.
34:24I need to talk to Irina.
34:34Hey.
34:42Your father told me you called off the wedding.
34:46Obviously, I think you are doing the right thing.
34:52I know.
34:53You hate me right now, and I just want you to know that I am okay with that.
35:06I love you so much.
35:08I would rather have you resent me, or even cut me off completely,
35:13than to allow you to make a mistake that could ruin your life.
35:16So, go ahead.
35:20Hate me for as long as you want, and when you are done, I will be here waiting.
35:25I will be here waiting.
35:38Try not to take too long, because I miss you already.
35:51Hey.
35:52Hey.
35:53Where are you going?
35:55Motel.
35:56Did I get flight out of this horrible place?
36:00Scavo's couldn't even give you a lift?
36:01It's harsh.
36:03I want nothing from the Scavo's.
36:05They're dead to me.
36:08Lucky for you.
36:09I am not a Scavo.
36:22Sorry about the wedding.
36:24It's Preston's loss, man.
36:26I mean, he'll never get someone as hot as you again.
36:28I don't want to talk about it.
36:30Sure, you know, I get that.
36:34I know, if you want to save money, you could always skip the motel and stay in my place.
36:41I don't think so.
36:43Yeah, well, I promise.
36:44No funny business.
36:46I mean, unless you want some.
36:51Yeah, I mean, think of it as a transition relationship.
36:55It'll help you get over-pressed, and I have no problem letting you use me.
37:00Okay, enough.
37:01I'm a little out of your league, don't you think?
37:04I mean, I didn't come to America to end up with some greasy-haired little boy.
37:23What are you doing?
37:25I mean, I'm a little out of your league.
37:38I don't think so.
37:50We all know that evil exists.
37:54The newspapers are filled with stories about young girls who suddenly vanish.
38:02But we don't pay attention because we're worried about our marriages.
38:11Concerned about our friendships.
38:19Anxious about our employees.
38:24Yes, we don't pay attention to evil because we think it will never come to our house.
38:32But it does.
38:34Hey Mrs. Scavo, I'm here to pick up Porter for school.
38:37And sometimes...
38:38How you doing?
38:40We let it in.
38:42We let it in.