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00:01Tom Scavo had a 20-year-old secret.
00:05He had once slept with his wife's best friend.
00:11Tom felt it no longer mattered.
00:13But his wife, who had just learned this secret, felt differently.
00:20That's why she had decided to punish him.
00:27And torture him.
00:34And humiliate him.
00:39Lynette planned to tell her husband she knew.
00:41But first, she was determined.
00:45To have her revenge.
00:48What are my keys doing on the floor?
00:54Did my pants just rip?
00:56Yeah, you might want to go up and change.
00:58Wow.
00:59Thank God I wasn't going commando.
01:03I'm sorry you had to see that.
01:06Is that a seam ripper?
01:09Could be.
01:10I don't really sew.
01:13Did you do something to Tom's pants?
01:18Lynette.
01:20It's just a thing I do whenever I find out he slept with one of my friends.
01:24Ugh.
01:24I knew I shouldn't have told you about us.
01:26But you did.
01:27So this is how you're getting back at him?
01:29Isn't it a little immature?
01:32My rage needs an outlet.
01:33And you gotta admit, it beats smashing his head in with a nine iron.
01:37Well, there is another option.
01:38You could tell him you know and deal with it.
01:40No.
01:41Well, why not?
01:42Because?
01:43Then he'll tell me he's sorry.
01:45And I'll cry.
01:46And he'll cry.
01:48And then I'll get over it.
01:49And I'm not ready to get over it.
01:53I have a lot of anger to work through before we sweep this under the carpet and move on.
01:57So, please don't tell him what I'm doing.
02:00But Lynette is-
02:01Come on.
02:01It's not like anybody's getting hurt.
02:06Tom, are you okay?
02:07Yeah, I slipped on something.
02:10Peanut butter!
02:12Those damn kids.
02:16Yes.
02:18Lynette Scavo had developed a taste for revenge.
02:22And she was finding it delicious.
02:27We pass by these people every day.
02:32We sense their isolation.
02:37But we just keep walking.
02:41Telling ourselves there's nothing we can do to help.
02:46Which we know is a lie.
02:48Hello, Reverend.
02:50Wonderful sermon today.
02:51Thank you, Bree.
02:52Do you have a moment?
02:53I need to talk to you about something.
02:54Sure.
02:54One of our parishioners is going through a personal crisis.
02:57She's in desperate need of a friend, someone to talk to.
03:00And you thought of me?
03:01I'm flattered.
03:02So, you wouldn't mind reaching out to this lost lamb?
03:04Oh, you are the very milk of human kindness.
03:06Now stop.
03:07I'm happy to help.
03:14Unless you're talking about Beth Young, in which case I'd rather shave my head and join the Hare Krishna's.
03:18Bree?
03:19I'm sorry, but she is married to the biggest lunatic in Fairview.
03:22He tried to destroy our neighborhood and she did nothing to stop him.
03:25Still, the Christian thing is to offer her solace.
03:28After all, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
03:32John, chapter 8, verse 7.
03:35What about the righteous will be glad when they are avenged when they bathe their feet in the blood of
03:39the wicked?
03:39Psalm 56, verse 10.
03:42If you do not forgive others their sins, your father will not forgive yours, Matthew, chapter 6, verse 15.
03:49Whoever does not obey the laws of God must surely be punished by death or banishment. Ezra, chapter 7, verse
03:5426.
03:56Bree Van de Camp is shacking up with her boyfriend, Cynthia Thomas, pew 5, seat 7.
04:04Fine, I'll talk to her.
04:06But this is spiritual blackmail.
04:08I'm a man of God, Bree.
04:10I do what it takes to get the job done.
04:17Everything's delicious, Gabby.
04:19Thank you, I'm glad you guys could come.
04:21You know us, we never turn out a champagne brunch.
04:23Who said anything about champagne?
04:24I did.
04:25Come on, people, we need some bubbly!
04:27We gotta celebrate!
04:28Celebrate what?
04:31Okay, it's kind of a long story.
04:33It all started last year.
04:35We're adopting a child.
04:36You are killing the moment.
04:38Meet Liza Hunter McDermott.
04:41Liza!
04:42Guess who lost that coin toss?
04:45She's beautiful!
04:46There was a two-year wait for a baby,
04:47but we found this orphanage that had lots of older kids,
04:50so we figured, why not?
04:52She's ten years old, and if all goes well, she's ours next month.
04:58Well, we're really happy for you guys.
05:00Aren't we, Gabby?
05:04Gabby, what's wrong?
05:08Nothing.
05:09I'm thrilled for you, really.
05:11Oh, honey, we didn't even think.
05:12With everything you've been going through, she's...
05:14She's fine.
05:15It's just...
05:15I don't even know what Grace is, or how she is,
05:19or when I'm gonna see her again.
05:20Gabby!
05:24We didn't mean to upset you guys.
05:26It's fine.
05:27She's gone, and now Gabby and I are moving on.
05:30And we've agreed not to talk about it because it is so painful.
05:36I'm sure you understand.
05:38Of course.
05:39So please, tell us more about your little girl.
05:41What is she like?
05:42Oh, you're gonna love her.
05:43I mean, she's so smart.
05:44It's so funny.
05:45The first time we walked in that room, there was this instant connection.
05:47We just knew she was ours.
05:50You know what?
05:51We should make a toast to Eliza.
05:53I'm gonna get that champagne.
06:23Look who I found.
06:26Julie.
06:30What are you doing here?
06:32I told you not to fly home.
06:33Oh, Mom, haven't you learned I don't listen to a word you say?
06:36Besides, they won't let you mail a major organ.
06:39Oh, no.
06:41No, don't even think about it.
06:42You are not gonna be my donor.
06:44I did tons of research.
06:45They have these new surgical techniques.
06:47It's no worse than a belly piercing.
06:50Which I did not do.
06:52You know, the doctor did say that blood relatives are your best chance for a match.
06:55Honey, you are not going through the rest of your life with only one kidney.
06:58But, Mom.
06:59No.
06:59I'm going on the wait list.
07:01That could take years.
07:02You know, there is another option.
07:04Somebody who's close to you that loves you very much.
07:08We've been through this.
07:10You're not the right blood type.
07:11I meant your mother.
07:14My mother?
07:16Mike, I already lost my kidney.
07:18Now you want me to lose my mind?
07:19No, no, no, no.
07:20We are not asking her for a kidney.
07:23No, in fact, we're not even telling her about this.
07:26We're not?
07:27Of course not.
07:29If she heard one word about this.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:31Julie, what did you do?
07:32I'm sorry.
07:34You're hurt.
07:34I thought you'd want her to know.
07:36And she'll be here tomorrow.
07:38Oh, my God.
07:40I've got to get out of here.
07:41Unhook me.
07:42Unhook me.
07:43Susan, this is good.
07:43Do you need a kidney?
07:44She's got a kidney.
07:45That I will be paying for the rest of my life.
07:47How come you haven't visited?
07:49I gave you my kidney.
07:50Why won't you friend me on Facebook?
07:51I gave you my kidney.
07:52No, this is a nightmare.
07:54You owe me, Julie.
07:55Big.
07:57You're right.
07:59How about I give you a kidney?
08:01Bigger than that.
08:18Don't react.
08:19Ah!
08:20Good not reacting!
08:21What the hell are you doing back there?
08:23I can't let it see me talking to you.
08:24Who?
08:25Lynette.
08:26She knows.
08:27Knows what?
08:28About us?
08:30How?
08:31Who cares how? The point is she found out.
08:33Why hasn't she said anything to me?
08:35Oh, she's saying it.
08:36Your pants splitting open, falling down the stairs.
08:39Haven't you noticed you've been a little accident-prone lately?
08:41That was her?
08:43So she's responsible for my flat tire?
08:46The sardines in my gym bag?
08:47Yeah.
08:48The gay porn in my PowerPoint presentation?
08:51Her proudest moment.
08:52So she's just going to keep on screwing with me?
08:54I mean, what else she got planned?
08:55I don't know, but she is one angry woman.
08:57Be careful. God knows what she'll do next.
09:01Ow! What the hell are you doing?
09:03Testing the brakes before I get on the highway.
09:10Hi.
09:11I haven't seen you out in a while, so I thought I'd stop by and see how you're doing.
09:16What do you really want?
09:20Well, I talked to Reverend Sykes yesterday,
09:22and he tells me that you've been going through kind of a rough patch.
09:28Come on in.
09:32You know, growing up, I didn't really have a lot of friends.
09:36We weren't a very social family.
09:39But I was never hated.
09:41Nobody hates you.
09:43But they hate my husband.
09:45Don't they?
09:48I just wish people could understand him.
09:51He is not a bad man.
09:52It's just his life has been so difficult.
09:55He went to prison for a murder he didn't commit.
09:58His wife killed herself.
10:00His son hates him.
10:04He's been through a lot.
10:08Well, I may not be able to convince people to like Paul,
10:11but there's no reason you should suffer for what he's done.
10:13I am having the girls over this week,
10:15and I think it would be wonderful if you'd join us.
10:18Oh.
10:20That's very sweet.
10:23But I think we both know those women aren't going to want me there.
10:26Those women are my dear friends.
10:28Trust me, they'll be fine with it.
10:30And if they're not?
10:32Well, then I'll just have to twist some very dear arms.
10:39Okay, Mrs. Delfino, you're all hooked up.
10:42Where's my daughter?
10:43They said she was down here.
10:45Do you see her?
10:46Oh, God.
10:47Are you in pain?
10:48No, but I will be.
10:52Susan.
10:53Mom.
10:55Oh, my poor sick baby.
10:57Hello, Mike.
10:58Oh, honey.
11:01I have a surprise for you.
11:02One of your favorite things from home.
11:06Get in here.
11:09Aunt Claire.
11:11She figured I was cheaper than flowers.
11:15Mike, you haven't met my aunt.
11:17She taught me how to make a Manhattan when I was eight.
11:19I had her up to old fashions by the time she was 12,
11:22and that's a difficult drink.
11:24She's like the bartender I never had.
11:26Oh, so sweetheart.
11:29Your mother tells me you have a deformed kidney?
11:31I told her not to sleep on her side.
11:37Well, we're hoping to find a donor very soon.
11:41Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
11:43I wonder who it'll be.
11:45You read all these stories,
11:47strangers brought together through life-threatening circumstances.
11:51Our best bet is a match within the family.
11:54Oh, like Julie.
11:58No.
11:59MJ.
12:00He's nine, Mom.
12:02You don't take a kidney out of a nine-year-old.
12:04Well, it'd take care of that bedwetting problem, though, wouldn't it?
12:07No, we were actually thinking that you might be a possible donor, Sophie.
12:19What do you mean, oh?
12:24Well, it's just...
12:26It's...
12:29I can't believe this.
12:31She's not going to do it.
12:33Of course she wants to.
12:35It's just the timing of things.
12:37Yes, Morty and I are about to take a cruise for three months.
12:43A cruise.
12:44Non-refundable.
12:48And you won't even get tested.
12:52You know, we haven't even checked in at the hotel yet.
12:55Why don't we do that?
12:57Yes.
12:57Okay.
12:58We'll be back in an hour or two.
12:59And if you're better, if you feel like it, maybe we'll take you shopping.
13:04Actually, I'm having my blood wash for the next six hours, but go.
13:07You two have fun.
13:20I've been working on the railroad all the live-long days.
13:28I've been working on the railroad just to pass the time away.
13:42Hey there.
13:43Oh, perfect timing.
13:45I made your favorite double fudge brownies.
13:51Well, I had a big lunch, and I don't want any more pants ripping, so...
13:56No thanks.
13:57What are you talking about?
13:58You look great.
13:59Have one.
14:00I won't kill you.
14:10Yeah, maybe later.
14:12You sure?
14:14They're tasty.
14:17Ooh, broadies.
14:19Can I have one?
14:19Uh, no.
14:21Yeah, sure.
14:23Penny, have one.
14:24No!
14:24I mean, I don't want her to spoil her dinner.
14:28Besides, I made these for your dad.
14:30Oh, I can share.
14:32Here, Penny.
14:34Take it.
14:36Eat it.
14:41No!
14:42Aha!
14:44You guys are weird.
14:46What'd you put in there?
14:47Cayenne pepper?
14:48Drain cleaner?
14:49So Renee told you I am going to kill her.
14:52Let's get back to how you're trying to kill me.
14:54Don't you dare act like the injured party here.
14:57You betrayed me.
14:58You had an affair.
14:59It wasn't an affair.
15:00It was completely meaningless.
15:02It was after we were engaged.
15:05No, we had broken up, remember?
15:07No, no.
15:08We were taking a break.
15:09Remember?
15:10Yes, we were fighting constantly.
15:11So we decided to spend some time apart to decide whether we were going to get married or split up.
15:16Right.
15:17So I went to my mom's house to think about it.
15:19And I will never forget this.
15:21I was sitting in the kitchen.
15:22My mom was making a frittata.
15:24And I thought, oh, I should make that for Tom.
15:27And then it hit me.
15:29There might be no Tom.
15:36I didn't want a life without you in it.
15:39Yeah, I was at a crossroads.
15:41And I chose the path that included you.
15:44And you know what kills me?
15:46While I was making that decision, you were off sleeping with my best friend.
15:55Oh, that was fun.
15:57I've been kind of down lately.
15:59And, well, nothing like a little retail therapy.
16:02Yes, I'd say you had a real breakthrough around the fourth shoe store.
16:07Please tell me Carlos isn't having an affair with a tiny naked person.
16:15Celia!
16:15Juanita!
16:19Oh my God, what the hell are you doing?
16:21Playing with my new doll?
16:22Look, she can leap off cliffs.
16:24No, no.
16:26This is not your doll.
16:28And whose is it?
16:28I found it in your closet.
16:29Oh my God, where's her arm?
16:31Where's her arm?
16:34Oh, for God's sakes.
16:37Celia, this is not a toy.
16:39Yeah, it is.
16:40No, it's not.
16:41It's something special that belongs to me.
16:43It is mine.
16:43And no one can take it away from me.
16:46I'm sorry, I couldn't help overhearing.
16:47Is everything okay in here?
16:50Mommy's mad because we played with her doll.
16:52Go to your room.
16:53Go, both.
16:58Your doll?
17:00Of course it's not mine.
17:02It's a gift for Bob and Lee.
17:05They're adopting a little girl.
17:12Let me get your discharge papers and I'll be back to wheel you out.
17:17Hey, Mike's bringing the car around front.
17:19I will get your bag.
17:21Hey, what is that on your arm?
17:22Did you get a blood test?
17:24I just wanted to see.
17:26I am not taking your kidney.
17:28Relax.
17:29I wasn't a match.
17:30But if I was and I didn't check, I never would have forgiven myself.
17:36Come here.
17:41You know, when you were growing up, sometimes I felt like I was just winging it.
17:50And then I see the incredible woman you've become and I know I did something right.
17:59Where's my daughter?
18:00Did they move her?
18:01I'm telling you, it's the other end of the hall.
18:06I'm here.
18:09Hello, sweetie.
18:11What are you doing?
18:12Well, you're getting discharged today and I came to help.
18:14Let me take that bag.
18:15No, I wouldn't want you to pull something and not be able to play shuffleboard on your cruise.
18:24Well, how about I take us all out for a nice lunch?
18:27I can't.
18:27I'm on a restricted diet.
18:29And MJ is waiting for me at home.
18:31I'd like to be there for my child.
18:34Come on, let's go.
18:37Let me at least push your chair.
18:39I'm good.
18:41Susie, I want to help.
18:42Did you not get to help by pushing my wheelchair?
18:44You had your chance to help.
18:46Susan, be fair.
18:47No.
18:51How could you refuse to even be tested?
18:54My own mother.
18:55Julie couldn't wait to hand over one of her kidneys.
18:58Well, there you go.
18:59Problem solved.
19:00I wasn't a match.
19:02That is not the point.
19:03You only had a 15% chance of being a match.
19:06That meant there was an 85% chance that I'd never know how little you cared about me.
19:10I could have gone the rest of my life thinking you were a wonderful mother who had the wrong kind
19:14of kidney.
19:15Now, wait a second here.
19:16No, no, no, no.
19:17Claire, it's okay.
19:21I am sorry I disappointed you, honey.
19:25I am sorry.
19:33I am sorry I could have gone the stairs.
19:48Hey.
19:49Can we talk for a minute?
19:51That depends.
19:52Are you alone?
19:53Yes.
19:54Then we can talk.
19:55You want to come in?
19:55That depends.
19:56Do you have beer?
19:58Yes.
19:58Then I'll come in.
20:00I need a favor.
20:03I want you to let your mom off the hook.
20:07No way.
20:09I'm done with her.
20:11Susan, there are some things you don't know.
20:15Like what?
20:17What could you possibly tell me that would excuse her behavior?
20:21I am her daughter.
20:22This is my hour of need, and she's not even trying to help.
20:27No, I'm not going to forgive her for this, ever.
20:31She has cancer.
20:35What?
20:36Breast cancer.
20:37They caught it early, and we'll see how it goes.
20:41She's starting chemo next week.
20:45What about the cruise?
20:48That is the cruise.
20:49That's the story we're telling because she didn't want you to know.
20:54And that's why she can't give you a kidney.
20:59Why wouldn't she tell me?
21:00This doesn't make sense.
21:01You know, Mom.
21:02Since when has she passed up a chance for attention?
21:05Exactly.
21:06When she heard about what you've been going through,
21:09she decided, no, not this time.
21:12She wasn't going to burden you.
21:15And then I jumped all over her.
21:19I didn't go talk to her.
21:20No, no.
21:21Don't tell her you know.
21:23Why not?
21:24Susan, please.
21:25Respect what she's trying to do here.
21:28She's trying to make up for a lifetime of me, me, me.
21:32Let her.
21:37Oh, dear.
21:39This is why people should never let children play with dolls.
21:42But don't worry.
21:43I'll have Princess Valerie all sewn up and good as new by the end of the day.
21:47Thank you so much.
21:56Can I ask you something?
21:57Of course.
21:59Am I weird for being so attached to a doll?
22:03I only bought her because I thought she was beautiful and she reminded me of someone.
22:08But lately, I'm starting to feel like I need her.
22:15She calms me down when I get upset and I enjoy spending time with her.
22:19The thought of leaving here without her is really upsetting.
22:23That's crazy, right?
22:26Come with me.
22:30You know what you've been feeling is absolutely normal.
22:35Well, tell that to my friend Bree.
22:37I was holding that doll and she looked at me like I was insane.
22:40Most people will never understand.
22:42But I do.
22:44Let me introduce you to someone.
22:49This is Mrs. Humphreys.
22:51I saw her in a window in a tiny shop in Ohio and fell in love.
22:56And the more time we spent together, the more I got to know her story.
23:01Her story?
23:02Of course.
23:03Every doll has a story.
23:05And it turns out Mrs. Humphreys started her own business just like I did.
23:11She has a music shop and she teaches piano.
23:15And she told you that?
23:18Gabby, dolls don't talk.
23:21But even so, Mrs. Humphreys is always there for me.
23:27You see, her sister passed away around the same time mine did.
23:32Ever since.
23:36She's brought me such happiness.
23:40Isn't it funny how a doll can do that?
23:44And the best thing is, they'll never leave you.
23:52So, what's your doll's story?
23:56I don't know.
23:58Oh, of course you do.
24:03Tell me.
24:11Her name is Princess Valerie.
24:15She's a princess.
24:18But she wasn't always one.
24:20Really?
24:22When she was born, there was a mix-up and she was given to the wrong family.
24:30Nobody knew for a long time.
24:32But then one day, she finally found her way home.
24:37From that day on, Princess Valerie never left the palace.
24:44Her real mother kept her hidden away.
24:47So no one would take her.
24:51And they were never separated.
24:53Ever again.
24:59I know I'm not sleeping in here tonight.
25:02Tonight?
25:05Look.
25:08I'm unbelievably sorry about this.
25:12I wanted to tell you so many times.
25:15But I could never find the right moment.
25:20Really?
25:21In 20 years of marriage, there was never a lull in the conversation for you to say,
25:26Hey, guess who I slept with?
25:30When would have been a good time?
25:34The day I found out you were pregnant with Porter and Preston?
25:38Parker's first birthday party?
25:40The morning that Penny took her first steps?
25:45We have had such beautiful moments together.
25:49I didn't want to ruin a single one of them.
26:01I hope you can forgive me for this.
26:07It would be a shame.
26:11A shame if some meaningless encounter 20 years ago ruined this wonderful life that we have built together.
26:43Susan.
26:44I'm sorry to call first.
26:46You're not busy, are you?
26:48I'm just packing.
26:50My cab's going to be here soon.
26:52So, you have time to talk?
26:55Sure.
27:01I, um...
27:02I just...
27:05wanted to apologize for yesterday.
27:08No need.
27:10This is...
27:12a horrible time for you,
27:13and you've got so much on your mind.
27:15It's not that horrible.
27:17The doctors are very optimistic
27:19that we're going to find a donor.
27:21I'm not worried.
27:24I'm so relieved.
27:33You know what the one good thing
27:35about having a health scare is?
27:38No.
27:40What?
27:41It makes you think about
27:43what the important things are.
27:48It's very true.
27:52We all think that we're
27:54going to be here forever,
27:55that we have
27:57all the time in the world
27:59to say the important things,
28:00but we don't.
28:06Why don't you and I
28:07ever tell each other how we feel?
28:09We don't need to.
28:12We know how we feel.
28:14Do we?
28:20You're right.
28:24You already know
28:25how much I love you.
28:29And you already know
28:31that any time I accomplish anything,
28:33you're the first person
28:34I want to call
28:34because I love
28:36making you proud.
28:38And you know that
28:40no matter how much
28:41you make me crazy,
28:45part of me enjoys it
28:47because
28:47it reminds me that
28:49nobody else has a mom
28:50like you.
28:53Yeah.
28:55I don't have to tell you that.
29:00Just like
29:01I don't need to tell you
29:02that my life
29:04began the day
29:06you were born.
29:10and it's been
29:11such a happy one.
29:17Are we lucky
29:18we already know
29:19those things?
29:27Yes.
29:29Yes,
29:30I'll be right down.
29:31Yes,
29:32I can't.
29:35You go
29:36and I
29:38I'll call you later.
29:41Okay.
29:46You know,
29:47one of these days
29:47I would
29:48I would like for us
29:50to take a little trip.
29:51Just the two of us.
29:53Oh,
29:54I'd like that.
29:55You know,
29:55we'll go someplace hot
29:56and just
29:57lay out
29:58and
29:58drink some daiquiris.
30:00Oh,
30:01we'll
30:02absolutely
30:03do that.
30:04Just as soon as
30:06I'm done
30:06with my cruise.
30:13Yeah.
30:18No offense,
30:19Penny,
30:19but soccer's boring.
30:21Yeah,
30:21it's as boring as
30:22actually,
30:23there's nothing more boring.
30:24You can tell us about it later.
30:25Well,
30:26you have to go.
30:26It's a playoff game.
30:27They're the best team
30:29in the league.
30:29I need your support.
30:30Who cares?
30:31You guys suck anyway.
30:33Yeah,
30:33they may suck,
30:33but they still would've
30:34beaten Parker's team.
30:35Hey,
30:35Preston,
30:36how did the baseball team
30:37do senior year?
30:38Shut up.
30:38At least I played.
30:40That's true.
30:41Remember that time
30:42he struck out five times?
30:43Yeah.
30:44By the third time,
30:45the crowd started laughing.
30:46Yeah,
30:46that was hilarious.
30:48Your last at bat,
30:48the other team sat on their mitts.
30:50So embarrassing.
30:52Shameful.
30:53Come on,
30:54you guys.
30:55Please?
30:56I got stuff to do.
30:57Like what?
30:58Stare in the mirror
30:59and wait for the first mustache hair?
31:03Relax, Penny.
31:04At least you won't have to
31:05share your snacks
31:06with us after the game.
31:07Okay, fine.
31:08Don't go.
31:10We're just messing with you.
31:13We're going.
31:16Yeah.
31:18I'm even gonna drive you,
31:19but I'm gonna warn you,
31:21if you lose,
31:21you're walking home.
31:23Oh, please.
31:24Yeah, I'm not driving
31:24losers in my car.
31:25Does that mean
31:26you're not taking Preston?
31:32Here you go, ladies.
31:34Wow.
31:35Oh, Pri,
31:35that looks amazing.
31:36Thank you so much
31:37for putting this together.
31:39It really feels like old times.
31:40Well, you have been through
31:41so much
31:42and I wanted you
31:43to feel loved and embraced
31:44by all the people
31:45in this room.
31:46And while I'm on the topic
31:47of embracing people,
31:48I have invited
31:49our neighbor Beth
31:49to join us.
31:50Cheese puff, anyone?
31:53Beth Young?
31:54Married to Paul Young?
31:56The lady with the bad hair?
31:57Forget the hair.
31:58Her husband caused the riot.
32:00Which caused Susan
32:00a kidney.
32:02Why would you do this,
32:04Bri?
32:04I just felt sorry for her.
32:06The poor woman
32:06has been shunned
32:07by everyone
32:07in this neighborhood.
32:08Because she's married
32:09to a monster.
32:10So?
32:11Why should she have to suffer
32:12for the sins
32:12of her husband?
32:14Oh, crap.
32:15She's been talking
32:16into a priest.
32:17Renee, help us out.
32:18Tell her she's crazy.
32:20Actually, I'm with Bri.
32:23Please, you've never
32:24given Beth a chance.
32:25And speaking as the other
32:27new kid on the block,
32:28you guys are like
32:28the mean, pretty girls
32:30who won't let anyone
32:30sit at your lunch table.
32:32That is so unfair.
32:35I'm glad at her.
32:37Okay, that's Beth.
32:38Now, please, ladies,
32:40make an effort for me.
32:43I'm actually excited.
32:45I always wanted to be
32:45one of the mean,
32:46pretty girls.
32:54I don't see a card.
32:55Who are they from?
32:57Uh, it's me.
32:59Must be my boyfriend.
33:00Would you mind
33:00sending them over there?
33:01I'll go get a tip.
33:04Is it her,
33:04or can I wipe
33:05this fake smile
33:06off my face?
33:06It's a delivery man.
33:08Someone sent me flowers.
33:09Was it the Pope?
33:13There you go.
33:18Good, you made it.
33:20Hello.
33:21Ladies, Beth's here.
33:24You're sure this is okay?
33:25It isn't going to be awkward.
33:27Of course not.
33:28The girls are delighted
33:29you're here.
33:29We are going to have
33:31a wonderful time.
33:40That is a really good deal
33:42on potting soil.
33:43Yes.
33:47Well, again,
33:47I had a coupon.
33:51That is fortunate.
34:02Maybe I should go.
34:03No, no.
34:04The evening has just
34:04gotten started.
34:06I'm going to need
34:06some help in the kitchen.
34:07You, you, you,
34:08and you.
34:09Now.
34:14By the way,
34:15I know somebody
34:16who can really help
34:17you with that hair.
34:18Renee?
34:23What is wrong
34:24with you people?
34:24You said you'd
34:25make an effort.
34:26I am making an effort.
34:27An effort not to tear
34:28out my deformed kidney
34:29and cram it down
34:29her throat.
34:30Yes, so Beth's
34:31feeling a little lonely
34:32these days.
34:32Why is it our responsibility
34:33to make her feel loved?
34:34Okay, look,
34:35I didn't want to bring
34:35this up, but let's talk
34:36about the last woman
34:37who was married to Paul Young.
34:38A woman who was in pain
34:40and we ignored it.
34:41Do we really want Beth
34:42to end up like Mary Alice?
34:45Yes.
34:49We're back.
34:50We've decided to kick
34:51this party up a notch.
34:53Oh, lovely.
34:54Dad, sit here.
34:56We'll pour you some vino.
34:59Is red okay?
35:00Because we have white, too.
35:01No, red is fine.
35:03What in the world?
35:08Did somebody lose a gun?
35:11No.
35:21Oh, my God.
35:23What is that doing there?
35:24Bree?
35:25No, I keep all my weapons
35:26in a locker.
35:27Let me see that.
35:30It's a .38 caliber.
35:33The police said
35:35Paul was shot with a .38.
35:42I think I finally understand
35:44why you invited me over.
35:47Meaning?
35:48I'm just thinking
35:49how convenient it is.
35:51A gun
35:52that may have been used
35:53to shoot Paul
35:54was under my pillow
35:55and now has my fingerprints on it?
35:59Hey, I was sitting there
36:00before you were
36:01and I didn't feel any gun.
36:02Yeah, speaking of convenient,
36:04you're alone in the room,
36:05we came back,
36:06and suddenly there's a gun
36:07under the cushion?
36:07Where would I get a gun?
36:09Oh, I don't know.
36:10How about the one
36:11you pointed at me
36:12on Halloween night?
36:13You never told us that.
36:14You mean the night
36:15you broke into my house
36:15and tried to kill my husband
36:17with a club?
36:17You never told us that either.
36:20I'm allowed to have
36:21a private life.
36:22The point is,
36:23she owns a gun,
36:24just like the one
36:25that magically appeared
36:26when she was alone
36:27in the room.
36:34You're all in on this.
36:37You wanted to set me up.
36:39I can't believe
36:40you would say that to me
36:41after I reached out to you.
36:43Well, I think it's time
36:44I did some reaching
36:45out on my own.
36:49I'm calling the police.
37:02We don't have to get up
37:03early tomorrow.
37:05So,
37:06I was thinking
37:07maybe we could...
37:08I still cannot believe
37:10that I fell for Beth's act.
37:13Or we could talk about this
37:15some more.
37:16She is just as twisted
37:17as that husband of hers,
37:18and I am a fool.
37:20You're not a fool.
37:22You're a kind
37:23and generous person.
37:24That's what I love about you.
37:27That and the fact
37:28that you can go from
37:30mad to passionate
37:32in a heartbeat.
37:36I suppose you do
37:38deserve some loving.
37:41What are those
37:41beautiful flowers
37:42you sent me?
37:46At the risk of
37:48going to bed frustrated,
37:51I didn't send you
37:52any flowers.
37:54You didn't?
37:55Then where did
37:56they come from?
37:58I didn't.
38:03We pass by
38:04these people
38:05every day,
38:06but we never
38:07look at them.
38:09We don't want to see
38:11the sadness
38:12in their expressions,
38:17the longing
38:18in their hearts,
38:23the loneliness
38:24in their eyes.
38:29But there are times
38:31we should stop
38:31and look
38:32at these isolated people.
38:35Why?
38:38Well,
38:39if we look
38:40close enough,
38:42we might
38:43just
38:44recognize