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00:02A month after the death of Carl Meyer, his family assembled for the reading of his will.
00:08To each, Carl left something to remember him by.
00:13To his great aunt, he left a grand piano.
00:17To his favorite cousin, he left gold cufflinks.
00:21To his beloved daughter, he left cash and securities.
00:25But Carl Meyer left his most extraordinary possession of all.
00:29To someone who wasn't expecting a thing.
00:34And finally, to my ex-wife, Susan Meyer.
00:37Hey, that's me.
00:39Oh, I was just here to support my daughter.
00:42Seriously, I've been playing hangman on my phone.
00:47You were saying?
00:48To my dearest Susie Q, who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have.
00:54Years of cheating. Betrayals almost from the day we were married.
00:57Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?
01:01Oh, don't look at me like that. You got the piano.
01:04While I was never good at hiding my affairs of the flesh,
01:07I'm ashamed to say that I was more successful at concealing some of my financial affairs.
01:12What does that mean?
01:13I think Dad hid money from you when you were married.
01:17Well, it's not money, exactly.
01:19It seems your ex-husband was part owner in a business.
01:23He was having affairs, ran a law firm, and he owned a secret business.
01:28Glad you're finally getting a little rest.
01:31Now, he specifically asks that you keep an open mind.
01:35It's very successful.
01:38Well, if it's so successful, why do I need to keep an open mind?
01:41Yes. Carl Meyer left his ex-wife something to remember him by.
01:51Not that there was any chance she would forget him.
02:02All kinds of men go to the Double D gentlemen's club.
02:07Frat boys looking for a thrill.
02:10Soldiers looking to get lucky.
02:13CEOs looking to close a deal.
02:16Yes, all kinds of men go to Double D's.
02:21Which can be very upsetting to all kinds of women.
02:26Susan Meyer?
02:28Jimbo Rooney, co-owner of Double D's.
02:30Look, I was real sad to hear about Carl's passing.
02:34He was a good man.
02:35And he cared about each and every one of these dancers.
02:38I'm sure Carl was always a big supporter of the arts.
02:43So, who do I speak to about selling my share of herpes on parade?
02:48Are you sure you want to do that?
02:49Now, business has been real good lately.
02:51Especially since we started Topless Karaoke Tuesdays.
02:54Well, as lucrative an enterprise as that seems.
02:57Take a look around. Have a drink.
02:59And then, if you want to sell, you have your lawyer call me.
03:03Oh, look at that.
03:06You made the O's and Rooney into boobs.
03:10Lovely.
03:11You like that?
03:12Wait till you see my partner Vic's business card.
03:14He took the V and he made it into a...
03:17Got it.
03:18I think I really like that drink now.
03:27Oh, um, thanks.
03:29But I'm not here for the show.
03:31I just found out that I own half this place.
03:33Oh, no kidding. Well, nice to meet you.
03:36I'm Jennifer Morelli.
03:37But at 10 o'clock, I'm Destiny.
03:39Oh, well.
03:39I'm Susan Delfino.
03:41At 10 o'clock, I'm in a flannel nightgown.
03:43Hey, we have a Delfino that comes in here.
03:46Really?
03:47That's a pretty common name.
03:49I think he's a plumber.
03:51Really?
03:52Well, maybe there's another plumber with that last name.
03:55Mike.
03:55That's it. Mike Delfino.
03:57Tall guy, brown hair, nice smile.
04:00Big busted nose?
04:01I don't think so.
04:02We'll wait till the next time you see him.
04:08A TV! You guys didn't have to do that?
04:11Yes, we absolutely did.
04:13We have a family rule.
04:14You save our daughter from being squashed by a plane,
04:16you get a 60-inch plasma.
04:17And a faux leather remote caddy.
04:20Oh, thanks.
04:21This is very generous.
04:23Please, we could never make up for what you did.
04:25Or for how I behaved towards you the past couple of weeks.
04:28I was such a bitch.
04:29Oh, we both said things.
04:30Yeah, but I said a lot worse.
04:32A lot louder.
04:33Yeah, you did.
04:35By the way, I talked to Human Resources,
04:37and they are fine with continuing to pay you until the baby is born,
04:39and for six weeks after that.
04:42Carlos, that's amazing!
04:44So, will Terrence fill in till I get back?
04:46Actually, no.
04:46He took the job in Miami.
04:48So, who's going to take up the slack?
04:50Well, I'll put in extra hours, work weekends.
04:53Don't worry about it.
04:54You focus on that baby.
04:55Really?
04:56I don't want to have this fall on you.
04:57Carlos, we've got to get going.
04:58We've got Juanita's interview at Oak Ridge.
05:00Oh, right, Lynette.
05:01Do not worry.
05:01I've got your back.
05:02But I feel so guilty taking your money and leaving you in the lurch.
05:06Hey, I've got a crazy idea.
05:08What if I fill in for Lynette?
05:10Oh, honey, there we go.
05:11No time for jokes.
05:12I'm serious.
05:13I've done her job pretty damn similar when I was in advertising.
05:16I could step in for her until she gets back on her feet.
05:19Oh, but that's putting Carlos in an awkward position.
05:21I think it's a great idea.
05:22Me too.
05:24No.
05:25No, I think it's a great idea, in theory.
05:28But it's just such a complicated job.
05:32You don't think I can handle it?
05:35No.
05:36No, I think you'd be wonderful.
05:38Great.
05:39It's settled then.
05:40Tom, you start tomorrow.
05:41There you go, Lynette.
05:42Now you have nothing to feel guilty about.
05:44Right.
05:45Right.
05:47Well, thanks again for the TV.
05:50You guys have been way too generous.
05:55You made scones my favorite.
05:58I know.
05:58Take as many as you like.
06:01So, what did you want to see me about?
06:04Well, I wanted to give you this donation for the building fund, and I also have some things in the
06:09garage for the rummage sale, and I am also available to run the next Sunday School Pancake Breakfast.
06:15Oh, good heavens, Bree, what a wonderful display of Christian charity.
06:21I just want to do my part.
06:23Does this have anything to do with the plane crash?
06:27In a manner of speaking.
06:30Do you want to talk about it?
06:32I can't.
06:33It would change how you feel about me.
06:35Bree, I've known you for years.
06:36I don't think that's possible.
06:40I had an affair.
06:43Are you okay?
06:45Um, before you confess a sin that big, just try to wait till I've swallowed.
06:54Who was the affair with?
06:57Carl Meyer.
07:00He was killed in the plane crash, the same one that injured Orson.
07:03You must feel terribly guilty about this.
07:06I can't eat, I can't sleep.
07:09That's why I wanted you to come over here.
07:12I have to do something to make this right.
07:15Well, seems to me the first step is for you and Orson to get into our marriage outreach program.
07:20Well, it's too late for that. We're about to get a divorce.
07:23Yes, but this was before Orson was in a wheelchair, right?
07:27Well, yes.
07:29I think you know what you need to do to atone for this sin.
07:32I think you knew it before I walked in the door.
07:35You want me to bring Orson home and take care of him?
07:40It's just that I'm not sure that I love him anymore.
07:45Bree, there's a quote I've always loved.
07:49You cannot make yourself feel something that you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite
07:56of your feelings.
07:57I don't remember that from the Bible.
07:59It's from Pearl Buck. I am allowed to read other books, you know.
08:03Bree, no matter what you feel about Orson, if you don't help him now, you won't be able to live
08:09with yourself.
08:12Fine. I'll tell Orson tomorrow that I'll bring him home.
08:18Good.
08:21I think you've had enough.
08:27Julie! Hold up.
08:29Hey, what's going on?
08:30Eddie's doing stand-up at the Chuckle Zone on open mic night.
08:34Stand-up? As in comedy?
08:37Well, people are always telling me how funny I am, so I decided to give the people what they want.
08:41Don't miss out. Got this old riff about airline food. It's gonna kill.
08:46Hey, Porter! Hold up!
08:49When people tell him he's funny, doesn't he realize they're being funny?
08:52Tell me you're going. I can't be the only one there.
08:55I'll try. I actually got a pack. My dad left me some money, so I'm going back east to see
09:01my cousins.
09:02For how long?
09:04Until they catch the guy who attacked me. I just don't feel safe here.
09:09I get that.
09:10Hmm.
09:14I've been wanting to ask you something.
09:16I heard you were in the hospital because of an overdose.
09:22You didn't do that because of...
09:27I was dealing with a lot of stuff.
09:29Problems with my parents having to move again.
09:32I got really lonely.
09:35And yeah, I guess you were part of it.
09:40I'm better now.
09:43Good.
09:45Life has its low points and we just have to deal with them.
09:49Speaking of which, how do we get out of this?
09:55Well, your timing is impeccable because it just so happens that we have an opening right now.
10:02Yes, we heard and we're so excited. Everyone knows that this is the best private school in town.
10:06It says here that you've been homeschooling Juanita.
10:10How's that been going?
10:12It's been so rewarding spending time with my little angel.
10:16It breaks my heart to see it end.
10:19Anyway, here's her lunch. It's all packed and we'll pick her up at four.
10:22Uh, wait, wait, just a second.
10:25There are a few other families on the waiting list before you.
10:30Oh, there are?
10:31Yes, but Susan Delfino gave you such a glowing recommendation.
10:36And to be quite frank, we could use a little more diversity in this school.
10:41It's been quite a long time since we've had a little girl of Mexican descent.
10:44Ah.
10:46Well, we are very proud of our heritage, but Juanita can stand on her own merits. She's very bright.
10:51Ben, I know I'm biased, but I do think she's a budding young genius.
10:55I'm Mexican.
11:01Honey, what did you just say?
11:02She called me Mexican.
11:04You are Mexican, honey. You know that.
11:07Since when I thought we were American.
11:11Yes, but our ancestors came from Mexico.
11:16Really? So we're like those people who sell oranges on the side of the road?
11:22You're busy. We should go.
11:23Thank you so very much for your time.
11:25And again, we really want to join you here and help you with that diversity thing.
11:28So just let us know.
11:32Just say it.
11:33I don't even know what that means.
11:34Just say it.
11:36Adios, senor.
11:45This is fine. Thank you.
11:49Thank you for agreeing to see me.
11:51I called a few times, but you didn't pick up.
11:54I had no idea.
11:56My phone was in my pants pocket and I had it on vibrate.
11:59And as you may have noticed.
12:04So, how's rehab?
12:06Painful.
12:07Well, the doctor says with a lot of hard work, you may be able to walk again someday.
12:11Yes, they're very upbeat and optimistic.
12:14I want to run them over with his chair.
12:18So, why are you here?
12:21Well, I know we've been through a lot lately, but I decided it would be best for you to come
12:24home so I can take care of you.
12:29Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey.
12:32Orson, I know you're angry, but I'm still your wife.
12:34Well, apparently we have very different definitions of the word wife.
12:37I'm proceeding with a divorce.
12:39I don't understand.
12:40Three weeks ago you were begging me for another chance.
12:42What happened?
12:43Carl Meyer happened.
12:46I could forgive you if you betrayed me with anyone remotely admirable, but you chose the most contemptible man I
12:53have ever known.
12:54No, Bree. I do not need you.
13:08I'm having a ramp built at the house and I've turned the downstairs study into your bedroom.
13:11You're coming home where you belong and that's all there is to it.
13:15You can start forgiving me and I'll start forgiving you.
13:23I suggest you start first.
13:28I don't understand. How could you not know you're Mexican? We eat Mexican food all the time.
13:33We eat Chinese food too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?
13:35No, that just means your mother hates to cook.
13:43Well, apparently we have to spell everything out for you. You do know you're a girl, right?
13:47Gabby.
13:47What? Half the women in your family have mustaches. It could be very confusing.
13:54Juanita, go inside and play with your sister.
13:57And while you're at it, tell her she's Mexican too!
14:01I can't believe it. We had that skull right in our hands. How could we let it get away?
14:06The bigger question is how do we let our daughter grow up thinking she's white?
14:09Hey, Mr. and Mrs. O'Leath.
14:12Hey, Parker.
14:28Hey, sorry I'm late. I had to pick up some lumber to build that ramp for Orson.
14:31Oh, what a good person you are.
14:34Hey, I need to pay the paperboy tomorrow. Do you have any cash?
14:37I think I got a 20 on me.
14:42Wouldn't you rather stick it in here?
14:46Couldn't we just leave it in the mailbox like we usually do?
14:49Oh, I just thought that's the way you do it down at Double D's.
14:53Double D's?
14:54Yeah. Turns out Carl was a part owner and left me a share.
14:58By the way, Destiny says hello.
15:02Oh, okay. I see where you're going with this.
15:05Do you, Mike Delfino? That's what she calls you, you know?
15:08Because that's my name.
15:10No one hanging from a pole should know your name.
15:13Susan, that place is one of my accounts. I'm their plumber.
15:17And that's it. You go there just to do the plumbing and nothing else.
15:21Well...
15:21Liar! Destiny said you had a beer there the other night.
15:24Okay. Sometimes when I finish the job, I'll have a beer.
15:29And you never look at the girls.
15:32It's... it's... it's completely innocent.
15:35I... I... I don't buy that.
15:36I want to see the completely innocent look you have when Destiny shakes her tassels in your face.
15:42Okay, so I've gone to a strip club.
15:44Are we gonna laugh about this or are you gonna make it a thing?
15:46Well, I am leaning towards thing.
15:49Fine. If it bothers you that much, next time I finish a job there, I'll come right home.
15:53Oh, you don't have to worry because you will not be working there anymore. I forbid it.
15:59You forbid it?
16:01What kind of marriage is this?
16:04The kind where the husband wants to look at strippers and the wife forbids it.
16:08Susan, I love you.
16:11I have never cheated on you and I never will.
16:15But you're not gonna tell me what I can or can't do.
16:21Let me get this straight.
16:23You forbid Mike from going to a strip club?
16:26I know it was a little heavy handed, but I just can't stand those places.
16:29Oh, what's the big whoop? Carlos takes clients to the strip club all the time.
16:32I've been to one.
16:34The Ass Menagerie.
16:36It was my brother's bachelor party. The stripper named Cinnamon gave me a lap dance.
16:41Luckily, if I squinted just enough, she'd look like a young Ricky Schroeder.
16:44See? This is the reason men go to those places. So they can fantasize. We all do it.
16:49You fantasize about other men when you're with Carlos?
16:51Honey, Carlos has been so many different men, I'm actually surprised when I open my eyes and it's Carlos.
16:57Want to know who I fantasize about?
16:58No, not necessarily.
17:00Anyone want more wine?
17:02Tom Scavo.
17:05Fourth of July barbecue.
17:06Those tan shorts.
17:07Oh, I am there right now.
17:10Okay, could we please get back to the issue at hand?
17:13Look, bottom line is you cannot forbid a man to go to strip clubs.
17:16And don't expect him to understand why it bothers you that's just the way they are. Right?
17:23Sorry, I was just imagining Ricky Schroeder wearing Tom Scavo's shorts.
17:34Are you sure you want to just give away your CDs? The more you take, the less I have to
17:38pack.
17:39In fact, is there anything else you want? Anything?
17:43Okay, how about Danny Bolin?
17:47Uh, he's not really mine to give.
17:49Come on, he's totally into you.
17:52Which is a complete mystery to me.
17:54You know what? I think I'm just going to keep my CDs.
17:57Okay, I didn't mean it like that. It's just, you don't seem interested and I have sent every signal I
18:02can think of.
18:03Why are you so hung up on Danny?
18:05Hello, he's hot.
18:07Okay, here's the thing. Danny's in kind of a fragile place right now.
18:11He really doesn't need to get his heart broken.
18:13I'm not going to snag him just to toss him aside.
18:16I don't use people, Julie.
18:19Okay, I used some people.
18:22But I wouldn't use him.
18:26Are you sure?
18:27Yeah.
18:28I think we have a lot in common and if he'd just spend a little time with me, he'd realize
18:33that.
18:36You like stand-up comedy?
18:38Yeah.
18:39Too bad. We're going to go see Eddie.
18:46Hey, honey.
18:47Hey.
18:48Sorry I'm late.
18:50How was work?
18:51Crazy.
18:53I had three conference calls and a two-hour client meeting with Gary Danner.
18:58How was your day?
18:59Even crazier. I peed twice in every bathroom in the house.
19:04What's that?
19:05Oh, little matching outfits for the twins that people gave us. I thought I'd give them to charity.
19:12I ran into the Petersons today.
19:15They just heard.
19:16I wanted to see how you were.
19:20So, Gary Danner.
19:22He's a prickly SOB.
19:25Tell me about it.
19:27Check out this proposal I worked up on.
19:34What do you mean, hmm?
19:35I'm glad you showed this to me. I know Danner.
19:37And trust me, you do not want to go down this road.
19:40Why not?
19:41Don't worry, I can fix it.
19:42Where's the pen?
19:43Actually, I showed it to Danner today.
19:46He loved it.
19:48Gary Danner liked this?
19:49No.
19:50He loved it.
19:51But not as much as Carlos.
19:52He told me it was the best written proposal he has ever seen, bar none.
19:58What's for dinner?
20:00Mee-loaf.
20:04What's wrong?
20:05Nothing.
20:06It's just...
20:06Well, that's quite a compliment.
20:09Yeah.
20:10Not to mention a bit of a slam on the work that I did.
20:12He's just encouraging me.
20:14I don't think he was thinking about you at all.
20:16Oh.
20:17Okay.
20:18By the way, this meatloaf, the best I have ever tasted.
20:23Bar none.
20:24Just eat.
20:24Anything about it.
20:28Come on.
20:33Wow.
20:33It's coming along beautifully.
20:35Thanks.
20:36So when's Orson coming on?
20:37Oh!
20:38It's still a bit up in the air.
20:41But I guess now would be a good time to call and let him know we're almost ready.
20:48Yes.
20:48Orson Hodges' room, please.
20:51Would you stop hammering for a moment?
20:56He's checked out?
20:57But that's impossible. Where would he have gone?
21:00Mike, please.
21:01It's not me.
21:07Never mind. I think I found him.
21:12Oh, boy. The fat's in the fire now.
21:16What is going on here?
21:17The husband you're divorcing has found new digs.
21:20Before you jump down my throat, Roy and I are on fixed incomes.
21:24You can't blame us for taking in a border.
21:26Especially one who can't get to the second story.
21:28That's our naked floor.
21:37What are you doing here?
21:40Enjoying my new home.
21:42It's rather quaint.
21:44Once you get used to the smell of denture cream and scotch.
21:49Oh, don't mind me.
21:51Just making sure you don't slap a guy in a wheelchair.
21:55So, how are you planning to pay your rent?
21:58Well, I'm a bit cash strapped at the moment, but Karen knows I'm good for it.
22:02Yeah, once he gets his divorce settlement, he's writing me a big fat check.
22:06So, how long are we talking? A month? Two?
22:09There will be no divorce.
22:11And if he tries to file for one, there will be delays, motions, and appeals.
22:15It could take years for him to ever see a dime.
22:21Your wife loves you to go home.
22:24Bree, stop right now. Do you hear me?
22:30So, am I taking down the ramp?
22:32Leave it. You'll need it soon enough.
22:35Almost home, dear.
22:37Mike, call the police. My wife is holding me hostage.
22:40You've all been there, big guy.
22:48Lynette?
22:48I had an appointment with my OB around the corner, and I just thought I'd stop by and say hi.
22:53Oh!
22:54I also wanted to thank you for being so nice to Tom, our little temp.
23:00How's he doing?
23:01He's amazing.
23:04It's okay, Carlos. You can tell me the truth.
23:07He's knocking my socks off. Everybody is so impressed.
23:11Well, good, good, good, good. I'm so proud of him.
23:16But when I drop this kid, Tom's out on his ass, right?
23:19Excuse me?
23:20I love him, and I'm glad he's doing well here, but this is my job.
23:25At some point, I'm gonna want it back.
23:27And I say that as the woman who dove in front of a spinning propeller to save your child's life.
23:35Of course this is your job.
23:38And you can have it back anytime you want.
23:42Well, that's all I needed to hear.
23:45It's just that I was under the impression you were planning to stay at home with your baby.
23:53And why would you be under that impression?
23:57That's what Tom said.
24:01What exactly did Tom say?
24:04Lynette, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
24:07Carlos, I saved a member of your family. It doesn't mean I can't take another one out.
24:14And you can train a dog to do almost anything, but you can't do with cats.
24:19And did you ever try to get a cat to fetch?
24:21They're like, you know, they won't do it.
24:24Stupid cats. Am I right, people?
24:29Well, hey, you guys have been great!
24:32Good night!
24:33Get it up for Andy Orlovsky!
24:35Come on, folks!
24:40So, what do you think?
24:43I never realized there were so many differences between dogs and cats.
24:47That's why I'm the comic, babe.
24:51I'm off to get my free drink.
25:00Porter, I left my jacket in the car. Walk me out.
25:03Jacket? It's hot as hell in here.
25:07Now I feel a chill.
25:17Um, I gotta use a bathroom.
25:22Okay, what is your problem?
25:24Excuse me?
25:25Whenever we're alone together, you find some reason to bail.
25:28Why aren't you into me?
25:31Anna, there's not a lot of room to be into you because of how much you're into you.
25:36You did not just call me conceited.
25:38Chill. It's not like I asked you to spill it.
25:41I'm not stupid.
25:43And I am definitely not the attention whore at this table.
25:48I heard about your little stunt with the pills.
25:52Okay, that was mean.
25:54I'm sorry that I said that.
25:58Don't be sorry.
26:00You're right.
26:05I like the blunt Anna more than the cute Anna.
26:13So, you think I'm cute?
26:21You're home. Perfect timing.
26:24Margaritas, what's the occasion?
26:25We're getting drunk. Mexican style.
26:27Principal Hobson just called.
26:29And Juanita got accepted to Oak Ridge.
26:31Seriously.
26:32I am free from homeschooling.
26:34No more fighting, no more threats, and no more parent-teacher conferences with you.
26:44Come on, start guzzling.
26:45I don't think she should go.
26:54Huh?
26:55I've been thinking about it all day.
26:56Let's keep her in public school.
26:57We can't. She was expelled.
26:59I made some calls. Jefferson Elementary can take her.
27:01That's way out in Mount Pleasant.
27:03Yeah, and there's a lot of Latino families that live in that area.
27:05So what? We have a much better school right here in our backyard.
27:08I'm not schlepping way over there just so she can be with those people.
27:13Those people? Don't you mean our people?
27:17Our people are the rich private school people.
27:21Oh my god, I know exactly what is going on here.
27:24What?
27:25You are ashamed of being Mexican.
27:27Oh, that's insane.
27:29No, it totally makes sense.
27:30All of our friends are white.
27:32You didn't want me to teach the girls Spanish.
27:34Because I don't understand it, and I didn't want you guys plotting behind my back.
27:36And when we bought this house, and I said we would be the only Mexicans in the neighborhood,
27:40do you remember what you said?
27:41Behind by me?
27:42You're right. It's my fault.
27:43I should have told the realtor, forget square footage in Central Air.
27:46Find us something next door to a mariachi bar.
27:49Deny it all you want. You are a self-hating Mexican.
27:52Oh yeah? Well, you're a self-wiping Mexican.
27:54What does that mean?
28:04Hey you. Traffic was insane.
28:08Is there any dinner left? I haven't eaten since lunch.
28:14Everything okay?
28:16I talked to Carlos today.
28:18About what?
28:20He was under the impression that when I have this baby, I'll be staying home with her.
28:26Where would he get a crazy idea like that?
28:30I told him.
28:32Wow! You're not even denying it?
28:34I thought it might be in your best interest.
28:37Seriously?
28:39You know how much that job means to me.
28:42You know how much I hate being a stay-at-home mom.
28:45How could you think I'd be okay with this?
28:47Because we lost a baby.
28:56Honey, I thought you might want to stay home with this one.
29:00Because she's all the more precious given what happened.
29:04Oh.
29:05So that's how I'm supposed to feel.
29:08I don't know how you feel, Lynette, because you never talk about it.
29:12It's been a month. Every time I try to bring it up, you just change the subject.
29:16Because I'm dealing with it.
29:18But shouldn't we be dealing with it together?
29:20You want to talk about this?
29:21Yes.
29:21Fine. We lost a kid. We'll never meet him.
29:24We'll spend the rest of our lives looking at one, always wondering why there aren't two.
29:27How can saying this out loud be helpful?
29:36You're right. It's not.
29:41You win.
29:44After you have a baby.
29:46Go back to your job.
29:56You want me to fix you something?
29:59I'm not. I'm not hungry, anyway.
30:07I'm not. I'm not hungry, anyway.
30:15You're ruining it.
30:16Oh, hey, Mike. Long time no see.
30:18Yeah, I got the call about your job being backed up.
30:20What?
30:21Now, our bathrooms are working just fine.
30:23Sure.
30:24Some woman called and said it was an emergency.
30:27I'm sorry, man. I don't know what to tell you.
30:29Alright, it's time to introduce our newest Double D doll, Ms. Fix-It!
30:53Susan!
30:54Mike, what are you doing here?
30:56What the hell are you doing?
30:58Oh, wow. Since I'm one of the owners, I figured I should really learn the business from my bottom up.
31:07Hey, you mind? I'm trying to make a deposit here.
31:11Hey!
31:12Will you come down from there right now?
31:14Why? I'm just looking. It's completely innocent, right?
31:21Hey, pal, stay down. I didn't tell me this in the back of your head.
31:25Hey, this is not funny.
31:27Oh, I can't talk. I've got a room full of Neanderthals to entertain.
31:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
31:37Just giving people what they want.
31:42Don't you dare. Susan, I'm serious. I want you off of that stage right now.
31:46Wait, are you forbidding me from doing something?
31:50I thought we didn't have that kind of marriage.
31:52Very cute. But if I have to, I will carry you out of here myself.
31:56Oh, what exactly is the problem like?
32:06Okay, I get it. I will never come back here.
32:15Let's go home, Mrs. Fix-It.
32:18Wait, wait, I got my tips.
32:20Thanks.
32:21Let's go home, Mr. Fix-It.
32:30Let's go.
32:52What are you looking at?
32:54Nothing.
32:55Just some old photos.
32:59I didn't know you had these.
33:01I couldn't afford frames, so my dad would put these on the wall with tape.
33:08Is that you?
33:09Yeah.
33:11I was about five.
33:13You're cute.
33:14But that tool shed's seen better days.
33:18That was our house.
33:27It's funny.
33:28I'm smiling in all these photos, but I hated that town.
33:36Everybody was so poor.
33:37Everybody was Mexican.
33:41Back then I thought they were the same thing.
33:45And even though I was only five, I knew I wanted out.
33:52And you can call it self-loathing, Carlos, but I just don't want my kids to ever know I lived
33:59like that.
34:04That's your dad.
34:07Yeah.
34:10He was so strong.
34:12I would run to meet him when he'd come home from working in the factories and he'd lift me up
34:16on his shoulders.
34:19I loved that.
34:21I bet he did too.
34:25I used to ask him, Papa, why do you work so much?
34:30And he would say, so one day we can live in a beautiful house.
34:37And we never did.
34:42But you do now.
34:48Your father had dreams, Gabby.
34:50But they were for you and he sacrificed a lot to get you here.
34:57Whatever our children achieve in life,
35:01it's because of dreams that started on the shoulders of a proud, strong Mexican man.
35:08That is why I want our kids to know where they came from.
35:15I want that too.
35:29So, um, how do your physical therapists think you're doing?
35:37Do they think you're making progress?
35:47Orson, it's been three days. You're gonna have to talk to me sometime.
35:51I know why you're doing this, Spree.
35:55Reverend Sykes stopped by to check on my progress.
35:58He was very proud of himself for convincing you to take me on as charity work.
36:04It's not charity work.
36:06When I had that affair, I didn't just betray you, I betrayed my faith as well.
36:11So please, you have to let me help you or I am the...
36:14Or you won't get into heaven?
36:19I didn't realize how much this means to you.
36:23I guess I can find a way to be happy.
36:27Thank you so much, Orson.
36:29I'm gonna take such good care of you.
36:36By the way, my soup is cold.
36:39Oh, well, mine is hot.
36:43You can have this.
36:52But while you're up, could you get me a glass of wine?
36:56Yes, of course.
36:58And perhaps for dessert, some of your delicious creme roulette.
37:03Orson, that takes over an hour to prepare.
37:05I...
37:05Well, I would do it myself, but...
37:17I don't know.
37:17Oh, and we're out of vanilla beans.
37:20You might have to run to this door.
37:42The act itself is quite simple.
37:45You strip away the outer layer and reveal what's underneath.
37:51Of course, sometimes the results can be quite surprising.
37:58If you strip away the veneer of happy domesticity, you may find grief.
38:06If you strip away that facade of wealth, you may find self-loathing.
38:13If you strip away the veil of helplessness, you may find cruelty.
38:23Yes, stripping can be a dangerous pastime.
38:28But for a lucky few, it can also be...
38:33A lot of fun.
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