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01:00He's messed up again!
01:02What's wrong, Steve?
01:05For the past few days I've noticed some minor pains here.
01:09Maybe you're wearing your underwear too high.
01:14No, they're the same as always. They only reach my armpits.
01:20Hey, Palomita.
01:22Do you want to spend a fantastic day with me at the school party?
01:26No, thanks.
01:27Change that, you little sunbeam, once and for all.
01:30I bet that out of 900 times, you'll say no all 900 times.
01:34It's important to be consistent.
01:38We staff are fed up with being turned away at all hours.
01:41And if you reject me again, I might faint.
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01:50Okay, are you coming?
01:52No, Steve.
01:56Steve, stop pretending.
01:58He's giving me a heart attack, he's not faking it.
02:08Steve, it hurts a lot.
02:19Come on, Steve, stop fooling around
02:24Come on, Steve, get up
02:26Steve!
02:27Steve!
02:28Steve!
02:31Harriet, an ambulance
02:32That?
02:33My God!
02:39Household items
03:06Household items
03:17Household items
03:19It's the favorite love of the family
03:50Oh, the Weaslows, have you come to see me?
03:54Yes of course
03:57You love me, everyone loves me
04:00You see, it's starting now, it's already here
04:03I don't miss my parents
04:06Were they downstairs in the cafeteria?
04:08It's an old Urkel television, don't they forgive their game of mus?
04:14Here, Steve, in case you get hungry.
04:17But Eddie, where did you get this beautiful bouquet of flowers?
04:21From the next room, she just kicked the bucket.
04:29Steve, I've brought you a magazine
04:34The Day of Hope
04:36Oh, thank you, Richie, you're a saint, mate.
04:40The idea was mine
04:42But I didn't take it out of the trash can
04:46Yes, but I grabbed you by the feet
04:49Come on, guys
04:52Hello, how are you? I'm Dr. Sky
04:55Hello, doctor
04:58Mario Ponzano?
05:00Had he died?
05:03Yes, now these flowers cheer me up
05:09Tell me the truth, doctor
05:11How am I?
05:12Can I handle it?
05:14You have appendicitis
05:16And it's best if you rest.
05:19Because in a couple of hours I'll remove your appendix
05:23Wow, man
05:26It's a very simple operation
05:28And I don't think there will be any complications.
05:30Calm down, doctor
05:31I have complete confidence in his professional ability.
05:36Doctor, it's coming soon
05:37Go to operating room 6
05:39But first, stop by number 5
05:45Don't worry, Steve
05:47You'll be a nuisance very soon
05:49That's all I want
05:51And now, if you'll excuse me, friends
05:54I would like to speak with Laura alone.
05:57I know you want to stay with me
05:59But...
05:59If it's your last wish
06:07Can I give you a hand, Steve?
06:21Laurita
06:22I have loved you since the first time I laid eyes on the tuchos
06:27Steve, I'm in a bit of a hurry, so...
06:31My love
06:32I may not make it out of this surgery
06:36Do you want to give me something to take to the operating room?
06:40Like what?
06:41Marriage
06:41No
06:42Engagement
06:43No
06:43Passion
06:43No
06:44A kiss
06:44No
06:44In the hand
06:45On the lips
06:46On the forehead
06:47Made
07:02Thank you, Laura
07:04You're welcome, Steve
07:06Laura?
07:08Yeah?
07:09You're destroying my appendix
07:29Steve
07:30Laura
07:55Laura?
07:57How awful!
07:59Laura
07:59How did everything turn out?
08:02Good
08:02Your kidney came out as clean as a whistle
08:06Kidney?
08:08How horny!
08:10It's a joke
08:14We have to go, Steve
08:16It's late and you need to rest.
08:18You are so...
08:21...
08:21...
08:22...
08:22...
08:22...
08:22...
08:23...
08:25Let's go
08:25It's all so...
08:28...
08:28...
08:29...
08:29...
08:29...
08:30...
08:32This is...
08:33It's my way of showing you my affection
08:36I thank you from the bottom of my heart
08:40Oh, Steve, take a break, will you?
08:43I don't think he's going to do it
08:53Dad, why are you so happy?
08:55Uh, the doctor said Steve won't be coming home for another three days.
08:59That's 72 hours!
09:01Three days off from Urquen!
09:04These will be the three happiest days of my life!
09:21Encarna, what's wrong?
09:22You have a roommate
09:24A man was shot in the buttocks
09:27So they shot him in the ass
09:39Oh, Big Guy
09:42No no!
09:44What great luck!
09:53Hi, Carl
09:55How are you, Big Guy?
09:57Oh, please, nurse
10:00Is there no other room available?
10:02I'm afraid not
10:03Oh, but, but
10:04I am not a rich man
10:06But I'll pay whatever it takes.
10:09It's not about money
10:12Wait a minute, what about the west wing?
10:14It has not yet been built
10:17I will wait
10:19Oh, how horny!
10:21It would seem that you don't want to be with me.
10:23Luckily, I know you very well.
10:26Put him to bed
10:27Alright
10:28On the count of three
10:29one two three
10:36Okay, plan B
10:38We'll spend it with the sheet
10:41one two three
10:51Officer, we're going to have to turn it around
10:53To put him to bed
10:54Okay, okay
10:55But make it quick.
10:57Come on
10:58Careful, careful
11:03No, no, no, no!
11:05Leave me alone!
11:12I am hurt
11:13But I can do this myself.
11:16This is not the Olympic final.
11:18Of alterophilia
11:32The doctor will come to see you shortly.
11:35Thank you, mother
11:36Ring the doorbell if you need me
11:39Thank you, it's you
11:44Hey, Carl!
11:46What happened this time?
11:47Did you sit on the gun?
11:51No, what are you saying?
11:53I surprised a couple of guys
11:54Trying to rob a jewelry store
11:56And did they manage to escape?
11:58One of them did
11:59But I managed to keep the other one.
12:01With my healthy butt
12:02Until the reinforcements arrived
12:06Carl!
12:07Carl!
12:08We've come so soon
12:09How did we find out?
12:10Don't worry, Jaldri
12:11I've gotten over it.
12:12Carl!
12:13I'm okay.
12:14Calm down, she'll be alright, Raquel
12:17I never said that
12:21Why is he hugging me?
12:24In emotional moments
12:25People are vulnerable
12:26So I thought about making a move
12:31He's lucky.
12:33Really?
12:34Yeah
12:35You won't have to go far
12:37Looking for a doctor
12:45She must be one of those girls
12:46You can't pick up girls without drinks
12:53Hi, friend
12:57What are you doing here?
13:00I had my appendix removed
13:01Did they use anesthesia?
13:03Through a pipe
13:04Pity
13:06What do you do?
13:35What's happening?
14:07What a life, with this bullet in the ass and this kick in the ass...
14:15...it can't get any worse.
14:27Oh, but of course, the concertina wire.
14:31Okay, let's see, what am I going to play?
14:34Please don't do this to me.
14:36I don't know that one.
14:41I've got it. I'll play some pieces that I'm sure you know.
15:00Beautiful.
15:14Shut up, Steve!
15:36No more songs, please.
15:40Why not?
15:42Because I need peace and quiet. I just had surgery.
15:46Yes, that's right. And you thought that included a prize.
15:55Wait a moment. I'll show you something that I'm sure will lift your spirits.
16:15I did it.
16:17I'm very happy to hear it.
16:19Let me introduce you to Alfredo.
16:21Alfred?
16:23What's that?
16:25My appendix.
16:33What are you trying to do?
16:53What are you trying to do?
16:56Of course not.
16:57How can you ask a question like that?
16:59I'm very lazy this time.
17:01Listen to me carefully, Steve. I'm fed up with you.
17:04Do you want to go back to your bed and leave me alone?
17:06That?
17:07You heard me.
17:08I need to get some sleep.
17:10So that's the end of helping me with my bed.
17:12That's it, no more showing me your appendix.
17:13And that was the end of the songs and the music!
17:15It's over.
17:21Good.
17:22If that's what you want, I'll leave you alone.
17:27It was about time.
17:29Let's go, Alfredo.
17:41Agent Whistlow?
17:43Yes, what?
17:43I am Dr. Jenkins.
17:47Where is Mr. Ponsano?
17:50Dead.
17:52And I bet the food killed him.
17:55How are you?
17:57Well, to be honest, I've had better days.
18:01He needs to rest.
18:02Should I give him something to help him sleep?
18:05An injection?
18:06Well, yes.
18:07It can be called that.
18:10Just a moment, just a moment.
18:12One moment.
18:12You are not a doctor.
18:13Very good.
18:15Now, try to guess what this is.
18:19What's going on? Is it a full moon tonight?
18:22Be quiet.
18:23And pray what you know, Whistlow.
18:25It smells like death.
18:26Just a moment, just a moment.
18:27At least tell me who you are and why you're doing this to me.
18:30You arrested my brother, Ralphie.
18:32Ralphie?
18:33Ralphie, Ralphie, Ralphie?
18:34Ralphie the rapist?
18:35Ralphie the player?
18:36Or Ralphie the thief?
18:39The man who hurt him in the ass.
18:41Ralphie the Thief!
18:42A great guy.
18:43Good aim.
18:44Very good.
18:46You are the only witness.
18:48If I kill him, Ralphie will go free.
18:51Wait, wait.
18:52Don't act recklessly.
18:54I don't know.
18:55He must have a terrible headache.
18:57No, I don't have it.
19:01Well, now he has it.
19:02Good job, Steve.
19:06Congratulations.
19:09In case you didn't know, they call me the washbasin boy.
19:14It's a shame I don't have my wives.
19:16That can be fixed.
19:28Steve, thank you for saving his life.
19:31Oh, nothing.
19:32It was nothing.
19:33Life wouldn't be the same without that big guy.
19:37But I appreciate what you did.
19:39To me, you are a hero.
19:45Your turn, sweetie.
19:49Steve, I already kissed you yesterday, remember?
19:52And your legs are still shaking, huh?
19:54No, but my stomach hurts.
20:01I'll see you in my dream, Sheline.
20:08Carl, I assure you.
20:12I swear I won't bother you for another second.
20:15You won't know I'm here for the next two days.
20:20Hey...
20:21Steve.
20:22Yeah?
20:23Hey, yeah...
20:24If you want to chat a little from time to time...
20:27I leave you.
20:29Because... you saved my life.
20:31I am a selfish person.
20:32I have no right to silence you.
20:38Don't worry about it, Carl.
20:40It doesn't matter.
20:43It's just that when...
20:45When you fell to the ground in our house...
20:47I thought you were faking it.
20:49But wasn't that how it was?
20:50No.
20:51And then, when I found out you were going to have surgery...
20:55All I could think was that I was going to be three days without seeing you.
20:59How nice.
21:02Later, when I was wounded...
21:05You were encouraging me.
21:07TRUE.
21:09And have I thanked him?
21:11No, sir.
21:15No, you...
21:16I yelled and told you to leave me alone.
21:19And then you save my life.
21:21That's how it was.
21:23What conclusions do you draw?
21:25I am good and you are selfish.
21:34You're right.
21:36Anyway...
21:37You've offered me the best gift of all...
21:40and until now I hadn't accepted it.
21:43What gift is it?
21:45Your friendship.
21:47And if you still offer it to me, I'll be happy to accept it.
21:53Friends, Big Guy.
21:54Friends.
22:07Let's get some sleep.
22:09Good idea.
22:10Let me turn off the light.
22:11Thanks my friend.
22:15I've made a mistake again.
22:19These buttons are never where they should be, but don't worry, I've got the hang of it.
22:24It's like making you.
22:26Come on.
22:29I'm sorry.
22:30I'm so sorry, Big Guy.
22:32I am utterly dismayed.
22:34Look, I'm sorry.
22:39Look, you'd better sleep as you are.
22:41Look.
22:42Look, look.
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