00:00Thank you!
00:30But there's a problem. Our seats are next to the speakers, and it'll be difficult for the girls to hear what's going on.
00:35Let's tell them.
00:36I've got it sorted, Eddie. I just have to say one thing to my girl and she'll hear it.
00:43Testing. Hey, babe!
00:46She looks beautiful.
00:49Why does he undress you?
00:55A megaphone! That's brilliant stupidity!
00:59Thank you!
01:01What is this?
01:04Under way!
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07:38Okay, we're ready.
07:40Well, it was about time.
07:42For this occasion I have prepared a short speech
07:46Ladies and gentlemen
07:49In this year of the Lord
07:51Urkelkop is born
07:56And on this day, this creature
08:00Would you please show us the robot?
08:03Alright
08:05But it's not your ordinary robot.
08:08He is number one
08:09The one and only Urkelkop
08:21And this is its license plate.
08:29What's happening?
08:38Come on!
09:04See you later, baby
09:11Wow! Fabulous!
09:14Please don't talk nonsense, sir.
09:19Go ahead, test your knowledge
09:22Alright
09:24What is the first thing an officer does upon arriving at the scene of a robbery?
09:30Call for help
09:33It's true?
09:38Yes sir
09:40I'm impressed!
09:43They've memorized a few books, nothing more
09:46Sir, you and I went to the police academy
09:50We were properly trained
09:52And also Urkelkop
09:53I guarantee he has studied a lot, check it out.
09:56Go ahead, check it out
10:01Who wants you, baby?
10:06Nobody goes overboard
10:09Dude, this is a great achievement
10:12Thank you very much, Mr. Poe.
10:13And can you use the word genius?
10:16Good
10:16As the highest-ranking officer here, I bear the responsibility of using this robot to my advantage.
10:22And in no one else
10:23Whitlow
10:25Say hello to your new colleague
10:30That?
10:31I assign him to shoplifting
10:34If you two catch the guy who has robbed 18 stores
10:38I will be promoted to captain
10:40Otherwise, I would never have heard of you
10:42It's perfect.
10:47Come on, sergeant
10:48We're going to clean up those dangerous streets of thugs.
11:02Excuse me, sir
11:03Listen
11:04I realize that this robot is smart and speaks quite well.
11:08But what will he do when words are superfluous and action begins?
11:41Any other questions, Carl?
11:45On second thought, I like my new partner.
11:57I know
11:58It was a big party and Marjorie had lovely gifts for the little one.
12:02What are they going to do?
12:03Yes, but I don't know what to get her next month, which is her bachelorette party.
12:08I remember the old days
12:10The celebrations were held in the proper order.
12:13Hey, look
12:15Arnis sends us our cosmetics
12:18Let's see
12:26This shampoo smells great
12:29Look, there's also hair conditioner
12:31Let's try this right now
12:33Yes, I want to see what this can do for my hair.
12:35Yes, I want to see what this can do for my hair.
12:46Yes, I want to see what this can do for my hair.
13:18What is all that noise?
13:20Why all the fuss?
13:22Hello, how are you?
13:29Harriet?
13:32Car, look at me
13:33Do I have to do it?
13:38But darling
13:39Are you bald?
13:44And Laura, you too?
13:48Ah!
13:50And my mother too
13:53But what happened to you?
13:57The cosmetics of the arnis are to blame
13:59We all use that stupid shampoo
14:01I don't understand
14:03I used it too and I'm fine
14:05Do you see it?
14:06Ah!
14:11I'm going to call the company that handles the radio and they're going to listen to me.
14:14They're going to lose their hair!
14:16Laura, where did you get that company mentioned?
14:19She has an ad in a very serious magazine.
14:21Which magazine?
14:23Skinheads!
14:29Listen to this
14:30Try the Arnis shampoo
14:32In the head of one of her enemies
14:37Well, they're just giving you advice.
14:45Well
14:50I'm so sorry, Mom
14:52I know you're upset
14:54But
14:54Look on the bright side
14:56Now you can become fans of bullet-powered TVs
15:09I don't understand
15:10The telephone number is out of service
15:12Well, I hate to tell you this
15:14But I think you've been scammed.
15:16What do you mean?
15:18You'll see
15:18Larnís Cosmetics is clearly a fake company
15:21They have probably sold to hundreds of distributors
15:24And they've disappeared with the money.
15:27Girls
15:28I'm sorry about this
15:31It seemed like such a good deal.
15:33Dear
15:34If something seems too good to be true
15:37That's probably the case.
15:38Look, look
15:39I have to get dressed to go to the big sales
15:44Alright
15:45I will take you
15:46Let's calm down
15:48And let's have breakfast
15:49That's a good idea
15:51I don't know
15:52But I think today
15:53I'm going to have melon for breakfast.
16:18Excuse me
16:21Mister
16:24Is there anything I can do to help?
16:30I want to pay for this soda
16:32Paying is very good
16:37Thank you so much
16:39And as they say on the border of my country
16:42Please come back
16:48I like your big accent
16:50Thank you so much
16:52Thank you very much, Steve
16:54But I think this is a waste of time
16:58The odds of us being robbed are one in a million
17:02Correction
17:03They are one of three
17:05Oh well
17:07Where did he get that from?
17:09Triangulation
17:09Urkelkop has marked a map showing the locations of previous robberies
17:13I hate a pattern
17:15And I deduce that this is the logical place for the next assault.
17:18Already
17:19And here we are, clowning around.
17:21As usual
17:22Well
17:23You leave your metal man here
17:25And go home
17:31Let's pretend
17:32Let me clarify this
17:34You only have three antacid flavors
17:37Isn't that right, Mr. Manager?
17:38You are a person
17:40Whom I had never seen in my entire life
17:42Yes, yes, yes
17:44Cherry, lemon and grape flavor
17:47Go home, strange man
17:51Get out
17:52If nobody moves
17:53No one has been hurt
17:56You empty the cash register
17:58You, give me a cherry ice cream
18:05Viquita, mañita
18:06Surprise me!
18:08Put the money in a bag
18:10Paper or plastic for you?
18:12Do it!
18:13What's your name?
18:17What's your name?
18:19What's your name?
18:20What's your name?
18:21What's your name?
18:32What dog talent?
18:34Hey?
18:35How old has he/she been?
18:36Do you have the right to remain silent?
18:37Do you have the right to have your lawyer present?
18:40Be quiet!
18:41What are you?
18:43I am your worst nightmare
18:48Oh, really?
18:59I think this belongs to him
19:06Here!
19:06Oh, oh, oh!
19:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
19:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
19:31It remains arista, my friend
19:33Thank you so much
19:35Okay, but get this junk off my hands.
19:37Well, he's not so brave without his weapon, Mr. Cherry Ice Cream.
19:51Then I handcuffed him and took him to the police station.
19:56I participated, Laura, don't you want to kiss a hero?
20:01Of course
20:09Listen, Steve, couldn't Urkelkop analyze some hair samples?
20:13How can we find the crooks who did this to us?
20:15And make them bald
20:18He could, but he can't and he won't
20:21That?
20:22Well, Urkelkop has decided to leave the police force
20:25He finds it very dangerous
20:27So she has decided to dedicate herself to dance
20:30A dancing robot
20:32Oh, yes, yes
20:34It was such a good idea that I decided to build her a companion.
20:37One moment
20:38Are you saying you've built a mechanical woman?
20:41That's how it is
20:41Oh, Laura, I thought of you during the final welding
20:46I'm glad, Steve
20:48And you know, Laura, I named it in your honor
20:51Her name is Laura Bot
20:57Wow, Steve, if I cared it would be an honor.
21:00Oh, Steve
21:02Those robots are good dancers
21:05Okay, you tell me.
21:08Come on
21:18Ready for the dance, Urkelkop?
21:20I'm always ready, my dear friend
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