The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:21Yes, I'm smiling, it's a good day, it's Sunday, and it's Bernie Mac Day, and every kid in
00:29this house know it's Bernie Mac Day, and that means you can't look at me, you can't touch
00:34me, you can't talk to me, and you better not breathe around me.
00:38Uncle Bernie, Bernie won't, oops, I forgot, it's Bernie Mac Day.
00:45Bernie Mac Day, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie Mac, now hold on, let me tell you something, I
00:56give them kids six days out of the week, it's only fair that I have one, now the Lord even
01:02said we should rest on the seventh, now, I'm not saying I'm the Lord, but I will put forth
01:08a mighty vengeance, if I'm disobeying, boom, boom, boom, Bernie Mac Day, boom, boom, boom,
01:15Bernie Mac Day, boom, boom, boom, Bernie Mac Day, I love mac and cheese.
01:20You got what you wanted son, what's that, what's that, a Bernie Mac Day cereal.
01:28Okay, that you picked out, Bernie Mac Day, Bernie Mac Day, Bernie Mac Day, that's the way it works,
01:38it's tradition, on every Bernie Mac Day Eve, I let them pick out whatever they want from
01:44cereal, sugar, toys, cookies, ice cream, I got them push-ups, roll-ups, I don't care if
01:50they throw up, just don't bother me on Bernie Mac Day.
01:54He said, he still has some bad blood that he wants to settle.
02:04Stop playing with that toilet, that toilet's not made for playing.
02:09Help me, help me.
02:13Commence, underwater, rescue.
02:17Come on, come on, where you going baby girl?
02:21Nessa, I know you, hear me, where you going?
02:23I can't talk to you, it's Bernie Mac Day.
02:26You can't initiate conversation, but you can answer a direct question.
02:32Addendum to the rules, Article 9, Subsection C.
02:36Let's try it again now baby, where you going?
02:39Michelle's.
02:39Michelle.
02:41I thought you said she moved out of town.
02:43Alright, fine, Paula's.
02:50You just gonna sit there and tell me a lie like that, right?
02:52A bold-faced lie like that, huh Nessa?
02:55If you don't want me to lie, don't talk to me.
02:57You know what, let me tell you something.
02:58If I'd have ever talked to Big Mama the way you talk to me, girl,
03:02she'd have knocked me up to kingdom come.
03:04Kingdom come?
03:06Is that near child services?
03:09I don't know what to say.
03:12You ain't doing my funk.
03:15I done told y'all about playing with that dog on the toilet.
03:24Stay right there, we're not done.
03:26We're not done.
03:32Boy, you begging for those army men.
03:36You got all that hair in there.
03:38Ruined my Bernie Mac day.
03:41Bernie, don't you think you're being a little dramatic?
03:43Nope.
03:44They lie.
03:45They don't know right from wrong, Wanda.
03:48They're heathens.
03:49They're kids.
03:51We're busy.
03:57Did you hear what I said?
03:58Can I have mommy men back?
04:00You're just not listening.
04:01Didn't I tell you to get out?
04:03You see what I'm talking about?
04:05You see what I'm talking about?
04:07They couldn't have got away with that when Big Mama was around.
04:09You can't tell me that.
04:10Right.
04:11You're right.
04:12Man, baby, let me tell you something.
04:13Big Mama had two things that kept us in line.
04:16That was church and whippings.
04:18Church and whippings.
04:20Well, you can't whipp those kids.
04:22It's just been a bad Bernie Mac day all the way around.
04:26Your Aunt Wanda and I have decided that you kids need to get churched.
04:32Churched?
04:33Is that like a whippin'?
04:35No, it's like bad English.
04:38Now see, like that.
04:41Talking back.
04:42You don't see nothing wrong with that.
04:44So you kids gotta learn.
04:47You all gotta get the fear of God in you.
04:52Honor thy mother and thy father figure.
04:56So next Sunday, we're all gonna spend it in church.
05:02But what about Bernie Mac day?
05:04We're gonna spend it in church.
05:06Don't the Bears play the Raiders next Sunday?
05:09You sure?
05:10Mm-hmm.
05:11I thought they had a bye.
05:12What?
05:13Uh, no.
05:14You must be thinking of the Vikings.
05:15They have a bye next week.
05:20Well, they're just going to play without us.
05:23Cause next Sunday, we're gonna give our day to the Lord.
05:26We're gonna go to church.
05:29Church!
05:32Holy Holistic!
05:47Holy Holistic!
05:52Come on.
05:52Stay up.
05:53Come on up.
05:54Stay up, baby.
05:56It is nice.
05:57It's real nice.
05:59Oh, Bernie!
06:00Shh!
06:00Talk to church.
06:01That is bad.
06:02Jordan, you can hold it for an hour.
06:04A whole hour?
06:06You mean to tell me you can't hold your urine for God?
06:09Do it for the Lord, Jordan.
06:11Good boy.
06:13Good boy.
06:13Good boy.
06:14Good boy.
06:15Come on, sit down.
06:16Good boy.
06:24I love the pain.
06:29I love the pain.
06:33Here you go.
06:37Thank you!
06:43Get up, get up, get up.
06:45One day, five, and a half.
06:51Yes! Yes!
06:57Stand back up. Stand back up.
06:59Baby, stand back up.
07:08And you're visiting us from where?
07:11Church of the Lord in Tyler, Texas, where the Reverend Joe McQueen presides.
07:15Praise God.
07:17Praise God.
07:18Praise God.
07:19Welcome the first faithful.
07:26Are there any other visitors?
07:28We're visitors!
07:30Uh, yes.
07:31Um, first I'd like to say, uh, giving honor to God, Bishop, members, and friends.
07:39Uh, my name is Bernie Mac, and this is my lovely wife, Wanda.
07:44And we're taking care of my sister's kids.
07:46And my wife and I have decided that we want to try to get the fear, I mean, the love
07:52of God into these children.
07:56Because every child needs the Lord.
07:59Yes, sir.
08:00Did I say it right? Did I say it right?
08:02Did I say it right?
08:03Well, Mr. Mac.
08:04Yes, sir.
08:05Everyone needs the Lord.
08:07Needs the Lord.
08:09He's one of the original kings.
08:11Oh, the original kings.
08:14Well, that's a mighty high claim, Your Majesty.
08:17It's just a name, Bishop, to sell tickets. That's all it is.
08:21Did you sell a lot of tickets?
08:24Yes, sir.
08:25Hey, praise God.
08:27And so you had a big audience, thousands of people.
08:30Amen.
08:31Would you call that a multitude?
08:35No, sir, Bishop, I wouldn't call it a multitude, but, uh, we was all up in there.
08:41Yeah, and while you was all up in there, did you feed that multitude with two fish and five loaves
08:48of bread? I don't think so.
08:49You see, there's only one original king, and his name is what?
08:53Jesus!
08:54Tell him!
08:55Jesus!
08:57Welcome to First Faith.
09:07The ushers will now lead the children under five to the assembly hall.
09:12Yes, sir.
09:15What's going on?
09:16Oh, we always do this about halfway through the service.
09:20Halfway?
09:20Halfway!
09:21Take me with you, babe girl.
09:22Babe girl.
09:23Uncle Bernie, let's go!
09:25Bernie!
09:26Ouch!
09:27You didn't give me that big mama pitch for?
09:29Because you are acting like a fool up in here.
09:31It's taking two doggone long.
09:33Black churches, make up your mind.
09:35I got to get out of here.
09:36Verses one and two.
09:39Hey, Nelson.
09:40I left my Bible in the car.
09:42Let me slide by you right quick to you.
09:44Oh, I got it, I got it.
09:45Let's go.
09:46Here you go.
09:48It is good to proclaim...
09:51What make you so helpful today?
09:53I'm filled with the Holy Ghost.
10:00Forgive me, big mama, for what I'm about to do.
10:04I'm about to bust a move.
10:09Gone. Split.
10:11See ya.
10:12Watch yourself.
10:13Watch yourself.
10:14What are you talking about, Uncle Bernie?
10:17I want you to use the gift God gave you.
10:19Stop wheezing and coughing.
10:20You know what you can do?
10:22Is there a problem?
10:23Yes, sir.
10:24My nephew, he has to use the bathroom.
10:26I don't want to interrupt the service.
10:27Not a problem.
10:28I'll take it.
10:28No, no, no, no.
10:29I'll take it.
10:30You just stay there and enjoy the world.
10:33Stop it, Bernie Mac.
10:34You are making a spectacle of yourself.
10:36I ain't making a spectacle of myself.
10:37You are.
10:37We will be home soon.
10:39Well, that's soon, baby.
10:40I gotta get out of here.
10:41I can't take it.
10:42I'm sorry, big mama.
10:42I gotta get out of here.
10:43Why didn't you just leave with Vanessa?
10:45With Vanessa?
10:49Why'd she take me with her?
10:50You know she don't like you.
10:52She ain't like she hate me.
10:53I could have left my sister.
10:54I took all those shit.
10:58Cut it out.
11:00Just listen to the preacher.
11:02Acting worse than the kids.
11:06Come on.
11:07Shh.
11:30You fell asleep.
11:31You're missing everything.
11:32Well now, brothers and sisters, all I need is just one more soul to save you.
11:37today.
11:38And then we can all go home.
11:40For Jesus.
11:41Just one.
11:42Just one.
11:43He said if we save one more soul, we can go home.
11:46Just one.
11:48Yes!
11:49Whoo!
11:50Yes!
11:52Praise God!
11:54Praise God!
11:55Hallelujah!
11:56I'm saying one.
11:58I'm saying one.
12:00I'm saying one.
12:01Yes!
12:02Yes, sir.
12:02Yes, sir.
12:03Yes, sir.
12:03I want to be more again.
12:04Oh, it's a wonderful thing.
12:05Oh, I want to go with you.
12:07Jesus!
12:09Well, that's our service for today.
12:11You all will follow me in a minute.
12:14New member orientation shouldn't take more than a few hours.
12:17But I'm feeling the spirit today, so don't hold me to it.
12:20Amen!
12:24And for the rest of you, I'll see you next week.
12:27Have a blessed one.
12:28Yes, sir.
12:30Yes, sir.
12:31God bless you.
12:33Welcome.
12:34Welcome to the church.
12:35God bless you, sir.
12:41Can't laugh, huh?
12:44The Lord giveth on and bring it back to you on.
12:46Amen.
12:49God must be letting you in because he knows that's the only way he can get you back in church.
12:55Let me tell you something.
12:56I ain't never going back to that church.
12:57I don't care if Moses is speaking.
13:00I ain't never.
13:01Man, that was the most boring church I ever seen in my life.
13:03Uncle Bernie!
13:04Yeah, baby, Bishup.
13:09Well, this is Deacon Willis, and we just wanted to stop by and personally welcome you to the First Faithful
13:16Family.
13:16First Faithful Family.
13:18Now, if this is not a good time, we can always come back.
13:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Y'all are family. Come on in.
13:25Oh, well, God bless you.
13:27Amen.
13:27Amen.
13:30Here I kind of missed last Sunday.
13:37And, uh, a couple Sundays before that.
13:42Amen, brother.
13:45In Jesus' name.
13:47Why don't y'all pull up a seat?
13:49Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:49Well, no, no, we really gotta go, but, uh, well, if you insist.
13:54Yeah, yeah, sit down. Bernie don't mind, right?
13:58I guess not. Let me, uh, put my cigar out.
14:00Oh, no, no, no, no. You go on and enjoy your cigar.
14:04See, God wants us to have pleasures.
14:07Amen.
14:08Lord, bless him and relieve him of that evil tobacco demon.
14:14Evil demon.
14:15Amen.
14:16Amen.
14:18Amen.
14:19Amen.
14:20Amen.
14:22Amen.
14:32Well, you, uh, mind if we join you?
14:36Well, uh, we're playing poker.
14:39Well, we know how to play poker.
14:41Just because we men of the club don't mean that we ain't men.
14:45Deal, man.
14:46Deal, man.
14:46Join in, dog.
14:48Hey.
14:49All right.
14:50Uh, uh, now, y'all, y'all, y'all ain't, ain't, ain't playing for money, are you?
14:55Uh, a little pocket change, that's all.
14:59Uh, uh, uh.
15:00Mm, mm, mm.
15:03Well, I'm not here to judge what you did before.
15:06Amen.
15:06But the rest of this night, why don't we just move these chips aside and play for the glory of
15:13the Lord.
15:14The glory of the Lord.
15:15The glory of the Lord.
15:17Yeah.
15:17Amen.
15:18Amen.
15:19Amen.
15:20Okay.
15:20Great game.
15:21I'm gon' deal.
15:22Gon' deal, man.
15:24Shake it up.
15:25Yes, sir.
15:29Hello?
15:31No, Bishop, I won't be able to cut the homeless hair this morning.
15:34I'm sorry.
15:35What, what they need a haircut for anyway?
15:37They homeless.
15:38If I cut their hair, they'll lose their strength.
15:42What?
15:42But, you, you really getting on my nerve in the name of the Lord.
15:48You really are.
15:49Look, Bishop, I got, I got to take a leak.
15:51What?
15:52I'm sorry, I'm like, I mean, praise the Lord.
15:55They people just don't leave you alone.
15:57I thought church ended on Sunday.
16:00They got it leaking through the rest of the week.
16:03Now, don't get me wrong.
16:05There's nothing I'd rather have than a long-term commitment with the Lord at any church.
16:10With this church, I'd rather have a one-night stand.
16:14Now, understand something.
16:16I know the Lord got so just working for them.
16:19But for some reason, I feel like they're just attacking me.
16:27Excuse me.
16:33Ernie Mac, yes.
16:34We saw you get saved at First Faithful.
16:36Hallelujah.
16:37Yeah, we show proud of you.
16:38You've shown up blessed.
16:41We're hoping the Lord will bless us with a car one day.
16:44Amen.
16:45He will.
16:46Pray for us.
16:47For sure.
16:48Don't have to be as nice as this, though.
16:51As long as it's nice.
16:52Yeah.
16:52Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
16:54Could she just get a little bit of air conditioning?
16:56You never know when that fuss is going to come.
16:59Yes, ma'am.
16:59Let me turn on Max for you, okay?
17:01How's that?
17:05Uh, listen, how far are you all going?
17:08God gonna bless you real good, Bernie, man.
17:11Again, ain't it?
17:17I just...
17:20Yes, yes, yes, yes.
17:22Don't answer the door.
17:23Why?
17:24It's the bishop.
17:25The bishop.
17:26That's why.
17:27Look here.
17:28I'm going to the den.
17:29Tell him I'm busy, okay?
17:31You want me to lie?
17:32No, I don't want you to lie.
17:33Just tell him I'm not in.
17:34Can you do that?
17:35So, you're hiding?
17:36Ain't nobody hiding.
17:37Every time I ask you to do something,
17:39you can't ever do it.
17:39You're like, I'm a sailmate.
17:41I'm your blood.
17:42Just do it.
17:44Okay, but...
17:46What would Jesus do?
17:48Jesus ain't got nothing to do with this.
17:49Call you on this.
17:53I was always going to bring the Lord in it.
17:59Hey.
18:00Brother Bernie.
18:01Bish up.
18:01Bish up.
18:02Yes, sir.
18:03Brother Bernie.
18:05Deed.
18:06How you doing?
18:08Y'all bring the quiet, would you?
18:14So, um...
18:15How are you all doing?
18:16Wonderful.
18:17Just fine.
18:18Just fine.
18:19Listen, forgive us for intruding like this, but the last time we was here, we couldn't help
18:25but notice how much space you've got.
18:29God has blessed you with a beautiful home.
18:33Beautiful home.
18:34Yeah.
18:34Well, uh, also, I've saved my money, Bishop, and I've worked hard over the last past year,
18:40so...
18:40Yeah, that goes without saying it.
18:42Well, I just thought I'd say it anyway.
18:47Brother Mac, we felt that since you have all these blessings, that the best way for a baby Christian like
18:56yourself to evolve into the fold is to invite the fold to your house on Thursday night for Bible study,
19:04which used to be your poker night.
19:07It used to be.
19:09Amen.
19:10Amen?
19:12Mm-mm.
19:13I'm sorry.
19:15What am I supposed to do?
19:16Y'all see this relationship ain't working for me?
19:18If I wait too long, stuff gonna get messy.
19:21Feelings gonna get hurt.
19:23It might be name-calling.
19:24No.
19:24Uh-uh.
19:25That's it.
19:26One thing, clean break.
19:30You're smothering me.
19:32Smothering me.
19:33But I-I-I-I-I thought everything was-was going so well.
19:39Uh-is it another church?
19:41No.
19:44I didn't want to say in front of the children.
19:47Mm.
19:48No.
19:48Yeah.
19:49But I-it's okay.
19:52It's okay.
19:54I just hope we can still see each other.
19:58As friends.
20:00In Christ.
20:06I'll call you.
20:14He ain't gonna call.
20:19Boom, boom, boom.
20:20Burn that day.
20:21Boom, boom, boom, boom.
20:27I'm ready for church, Uncle Bernie.
20:29Oh, baby girl, I forgot to tell you.
20:33We're not going to church today.
20:35But, Uncle Bernie, won't God be mad at us?
20:40Well, see, um, look, um, I can't lie to you, baby.
20:47Church is too long for Uncle Bernie.
20:49But, Uncle Bernie, don't we love God?
20:56See, the thing is, it's not about God.
20:59It's just the service takes forever.
21:02You know, if I knew a church that had shorter time and go half that length,
21:07baby, I would take you to church right now.
21:10Right now.
21:11You know what?
21:13Catholic Mass is only one hour.
21:16Really?
21:17Really?
21:18I'll get the conkeys.
21:23Conkeys, rest.
21:37Oh, baby, it wasn't that bad.
21:39Uncle Bernie, you were right.
21:41We learned so much in Sunday school.
21:46Oh, son.
21:47Uncle Bernie, I'm sorry I talked back to you.
21:52My ignorant child.
21:56Uncle Bernie, I love you.
22:00This is what it's all about.
22:02Bernie Mac.
22:04Bernie.
22:05Bernie Mac, wake up.
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