The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:15But the fire is so delightful
00:19And since we've no place to go
00:22Wait on and laugh
00:24Bernie Mac don't care
00:26Because I'm a sucker for Christmas
00:28I always have been
00:30Christmas make me feel warm and cheerful
00:33I mean grateful for the blessings I receive
00:35And I got a lot to be grateful for
00:37America, Bernie Mac has been blessed
00:40But see those kids?
00:42They had it rough
00:43They grew up poor
00:45Like urchins
00:46Sure they make me sick sometimes
00:49Give me a hard time, that's alright
00:51They make my life a living hell
00:53But they my blood
00:54And I love them
00:56And I want to make this Christmas special for them
00:59The best Christmas of their lives
01:01And I'm going to do it
01:02You watch
01:03I'm going to do it
01:05Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
01:09Since we've no place to go
01:11Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
01:15It doesn't show signs of stopping
01:18And I'll throw them on some
01:20Vanessa
01:22What?
01:23Do you think Uncle Bernie would let us have a dog?
01:26He doesn't even want us
01:28He wants me?
01:29Okay fine, whatever
01:30But he's not going to let us have a dog
01:32Okay
01:36I'm sorry but you can't stay
01:38Uncle Bernie doesn't want a dog
01:46We don't want Uncle Bernie to get mad
01:49So where'd he come from?
01:50He was standing right here
01:52He told me his name is Buddy
01:58He's an angel
02:00Well, he is cute
02:02Hey kids, come on, it's lunchtime
02:04Quick, we gotta get him in our room
02:06We have to hide him
02:08Coming
02:11So that's your plan?
02:13To be sneaky?
02:14No, baby
02:15It's a perfect way to find out
02:16What the kids want for Christmas
02:17Listen, I'll take them to the mall
02:19We'll go window shopping
02:20They'll ask me to buy them something
02:22I'll say no like any other day
02:24Then I go back and I'll buy it
02:26He's so cute
02:27I have never seen you like this before
02:30No, baby
02:31It's our first Christmas with the kids
02:33And I want them to be special
02:35You know, like big mommies
02:36Make it for me
02:37Bernie Mac, that's so sweet
02:39Wanda, I remember one Christmas, man
02:41We were so poor
02:43All big mommies were able to get us
02:44Was a cardboard box
02:46And she drew on it
02:47She drew us a little castle on it
02:49We were so grateful
02:51I had some good times in that box
02:55Until it rained
02:59Sorry we took so long
03:01Sorry?
03:03Sucking up a present
03:06What you kids doing this afternoon?
03:08Like to go to the mall with your Uncle Bernie
03:09And have some ice cream?
03:13Uh, no, no thanks
03:17Oh, come on
03:19Maybe you might need something
03:20No, no
03:22Do we need it?
03:23No, I don't think we need anything
03:27Well, baby girl
03:29That leave you and me
03:30Want to go to the mall with your Uncle Bernie?
03:34No
03:34Well, I want to stay home and play with Buddy
03:37Play with Buddy?
03:42Okay
03:44Stay at home and play with your dollies
03:48It's just you and me, baby
03:52You see that?
03:53These kids have such low expectation for Christmas
03:56They can't even sniff out a chance to get presents
03:59When I was the age
04:00And it was Christmas?
04:02Boy, I was suspicious of everything
04:04That's probably how I became so observant
04:06Can't get nothing past the Mac man
04:08Nothing
04:09Bernie Mac on it, baby
04:14Hey
04:15Hey
04:15Hey
04:17Hey
04:17Hey
04:18Hey
04:22Come on
04:23All I really want for Christmas
04:25Is to be a little bit more conscious
04:28I don't really have a love that expensive and dear
04:33Shelly
04:33Do you really want a deal in quanta?
04:36I'm a rock, I'm opening a day, big, big, big
04:39Whatever, happy new year
04:44Now this is the season
04:47elet and'll call it like anτέ
05:00But there's a few things we have to make clear
05:06Now all I really want for Christmas
05:08Is to be a little bit more content
05:11I don't really love to look at
05:13Buddy, no!
05:19Uncle Bernie's favorite shiny shirt!
05:22Well, it was, anyway.
05:25Hey, who's in my room?
05:27Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
05:32What are you?
05:33It's just us.
05:35I know what's going on in here.
05:37You do?
05:38Of course I do.
05:40You didn't think I wouldn't find out, did you?
05:42It was Vanessa's idea.
05:45Stool pigeon.
05:46No, no, come on, come on.
05:48I'm not mad at you.
05:49But I'm gonna tell you, you ain't gonna find no presence up in here.
05:52So y'all might as well get on and get...
05:54Well, you caught us.
05:55Guess I can't put one over on Bernie Mac.
06:00Guess you're right.
06:01Hey, yeah.
06:03Hmm.
06:06Y'all get on out of here.
06:12Oh, look at that.
06:14I mean, look at those kids.
06:16They weren't trying to find presents.
06:18They were trying to find out my shirt size to buy me a present.
06:22Probably been saving their pennies for months.
06:26They are some good kids.
06:27Even an evil one is being an angel.
06:30See, America?
06:31My hard-ass, old-school parenting ways are starting to pay off.
06:35It's a wonderful life.
06:37It's beautiful.
06:39Bernie?
06:41Coming!
06:45Here I come!
06:52Which one of you all did this?
06:56Look at me!
07:00Why you look...
07:01Let me tell you something.
07:02I want you to clean this mess up.
07:04I want you to clean it right now.
07:07Look at it.
07:09Look at this.
07:10This is my Bruno Madden.
07:12Look at this.
07:13Looks like somebody chewed it.
07:17Which one of you all did this?
07:20Baby girl, you did this?
07:22What possessed you to chew a shoe?
07:25An Italian leather shoe?
07:28What's wrong, baby?
07:29Oh, my Lord.
07:30That's foul.
07:31That's disgusting.
07:32That's filthy.
07:33I did that.
07:36Son, you did that?
07:39Jordan, what's wrong with you?
07:41Son, we got four bathrooms in the house.
07:43You could have went outside or something.
07:45Why didn't you get a box?
07:47Oh, you ain't...
07:53Buddy, no!
07:54It's about to weigh in the closet.
07:58Merry Christmas.
08:00Merry Christmas.
08:02Uh-uh-uh.
08:04Now, come on, now.
08:05You see these kids.
08:06They're sneaky.
08:07They're seeper.
08:08I don't want to have to kill one of them.
08:10I'm telling you, it's Christmas.
08:11You send me some help, Lord.
08:13Send me an angel and an elf.
08:16Send me another lucky Mitchell with a pot of gold.
08:18I'm desperate.
08:21Somebody's going to get physically hurt.
08:23It's going to be a discrepancy.
08:38No, Granny, please.
08:40I hope you all got a receipt.
08:41This dog is going back.
08:44Shut up.
08:44I dropped your ass off of Korea Town.
08:47Now, hold on, America.
08:48Don't start writing no letters.
08:50I'm just kidding.
08:53What, am I lying?
08:54Please, Uncle Bernie.
08:55Let's keep him.
08:56Please.
08:58Please, Uncle Bernie.
09:00We'll take care of him.
09:01I promise.
09:02No, no.
09:02No way.
09:03This dog is going back to the dog on power right now.
09:07Yes.
09:09I ain't got to work out, do I?
09:11Now, what am I going to do with those kids?
09:13They gave me the perfect gift idea.
09:16See, I can always punish them for being deceitful.
09:19But how often can I give them the perfect Christmas gift?
09:23I'm going to take them to the vet, get them all cleaned up.
09:26They're going to be so thrilled with this dog, I can hear them.
09:29Please, Uncle Bernie.
09:30Please, we'll take care of him.
09:31Pretty, please.
09:32No.
09:34Good boy.
09:36Come on, get up there.
09:37Get up there.
09:38Good boy.
09:39Bernie Mac, that is so sneaky.
09:41I know, isn't it great?
09:43Listen, go in there and keep him busy.
09:45I'm going to drive around the block a couple of times and then put the dog in the pool shed.
09:49Okay.
09:49Go ahead, go ahead.
09:52Dog, you're going to make this the best Christmas ever.
09:59Hey, Uncle Bernie.
10:00He took Bernie away.
10:02You know what?
10:04He ruined our Christmas.
10:05I say we ruined his.
10:07You guys with me?
10:11That's looking good.
10:12I'm going to get some tape.
10:15Wanda.
10:16Hmm?
10:17We're going to tear up our trash.
10:19Bernie, you're getting my floor wet.
10:20No, somebody sabotaged the nativity scene.
10:23The wise man floating on top of the pool.
10:25Baby Jesus at the bottom of the jacuzzi.
10:27Who could do such an evil, die-pollicle thing like that?
10:30Oh, and I know how hard you worked on this scene.
10:33Baby, I had the wise man set up just right.
10:35It was lo and beholden.
10:38Come here, baby.
10:44Yeah, I heard that.
10:45That was a guilty cackle.
10:47I bet that boy did it.
10:49Probably still mad at me.
10:50But that's all right.
10:51He's going to feel real terrible when he see that dog.
10:54I ought to throw him in that dog on jacuzzi.
10:57Let him see how baby Jesus feels.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Weezen.
11:02Weezen.
11:02Yeah, we'll see.
11:09Santa Claus.
11:12Go straight to the ghetto.
11:16Hit up your reindeer.
11:19Go straight to the ghetto.
11:24Hit it.
11:26Hit it.
11:28You see mothers
11:31And soul brothers
11:37Santa Claus
11:40Go straight to the ghetto
11:44Build every stock and you'll find
11:46The kids are gonna love you so
11:53Santa Claus
11:56Go straight to the ghetto
11:58Fine. If that's how they want it, I won't give them a damn dog.
12:02Maybe I'll just give it to baby girl. She's been good.
12:07Well, here she.
12:09What you doing?
12:11Oh, that look beautiful.
12:13What's this thing here with this halo? What's that?
12:16Let me see.
12:17Buddy.
12:18That's Buddy, huh? I can see that.
12:22What's this big, black, red-eyed devil, unspiritual-looking thing here? What's this?
12:32She's in cahoots.
12:33Even baby girl turned against me.
12:36Okay?
12:37All right.
12:38Fine.
12:39Now they're driven me to the end of my leash.
12:41I know one dog's not gonna be home for the holidays.
12:45That dog going back.
12:54You guys, look! Look!
12:56What are you screaming about?
13:00Elise, she got us a dog!
13:03He got us Buddy!
13:05Buddy!
13:06Yeah!
13:07He got us Buddy!
13:08Hey, you guys.
13:10He tricked us.
13:11You know, he's smarter than I thought.
13:13We're gonna have to start being nice to him.
13:16You guys with me?
13:21This Christmas, the fire is so amazing.
13:28Thank you for my pink boombox, Uncle Bernie.
13:31I really love it.
13:32Well, actually, from your Wanda, baby.
13:35I know, but I just wanted to thank you anyway.
13:38Yeah, thank you for my wrap-down, Wanda.
13:40I love you, but I love Uncle Bernie even more.
13:44I love you, too.
13:48I thought you kids were mad at me.
13:50Well, we were mad at you because you took Buddy away.
13:53But then we realized we love you more.
14:00That's real nice of you kids.
14:02It really is.
14:03So, is that it?
14:05Max's tradition is to normally open up one gift on Christmas Eve.
14:10Baby, girl, I guess that's it.
14:12Where's Buddy?
14:13What do you mean, baby?
14:14Uncle Bernie, we found the dog stuff, so we know.
14:18Yeah, so quit playing.
14:19Where's Buddy?
14:21Yeah, Bernie, where's Buddy?
14:22Stop torturing the kids.
14:25That dog went back.
14:27That dog went back.
14:29Back, back, back.
14:37What kind of a man gives a child's dog away twice?
14:40Twice!
14:42Burp.
14:51Oh, okay, relax.
14:53Don't worry.
14:54I'm not a scrooge.
14:56I went right out and got the dog back.
14:58See?
14:59I didn't lie.
15:01Bernie Mac is not a monster.
15:03Mm-hmm.
15:03He just tragically misunderstood.
15:06I got to drink all of this tonight, or else it'll go bad.
15:12What?
15:13I ain't driving.
15:18I hope you kids satisfy.
15:20I really do.
15:21You want some?
15:24You just, you walking.
15:25You don't need nothing.
15:30Mm-hmm.
15:32Mm-hmm.
15:38Jordan, shut up.
15:40It's not me.
15:42It's Buddy.
15:43Shut up, Buddy.
15:46Buddy said he wanted to sleep in a doggy bed in the kitchen.
15:51Who's stopping it?
15:53Come on, Buddy.
16:00Come on!
16:02Come on!
16:03Why do y'all have to have such a bad attitude?
16:06Fine.
16:07Don't go.
16:07Stupid dog.
16:09Come on, Buddy.
16:09Let's play.
16:18Oh, my shirt!
16:20Oh, let go!
16:21Let go, bad dog!
16:23Go!
16:24Get!
16:29Wait, this is your shirt.
16:31What?
16:33Oh, man!
16:34Oh, my collage!
16:39Vanessa, can I ask you a question?
16:42Do you still like Buddy?
16:50Buddy?
16:51Oh, shh.
16:52We'll find him.
16:53Don't worry.
16:59Baby girl, I've been up and down the whole block.
17:03I haven't found him yet.
17:04The first thing in the morning, I promise.
17:06But he can't be good!
17:08He's an angel!
17:11He told me when he left, I would remember him.
17:15But I remember him, so he can't be good!
17:19Come on!
17:20Come on!
17:21Come on!
17:22Come on!
17:23Come on!
17:24Can we talk for a second?
17:29I'll be right back, okay?
17:31Come on!
17:31It's okay.
17:33It's okay.
17:35So we were walking him, right?
17:37But he didn't want to be on the leash, right?
17:39Yeah, he didn't want to be.
17:40So we took it off, right?
17:43And he ran.
17:44Yeah, he ran fast!
17:47We tried to call him.
17:49Buddy!
17:50But he didn't come.
17:52Y'all dished that dog, didn't you?
17:54It was our idea.
17:56Stool Pigeon.
17:57Look, you gotta help us get Buddy back.
17:59Me?
18:00What?
18:01You're the one who gave him to us.
18:02Yeah!
18:04Well, y'all...
18:06I should let them suffer with their own conscience.
18:10But then that wouldn't be fair to baby girl.
18:16Here, look.
18:17He's right there.
18:19Hey!
18:19That's our dog!
18:20Wait!
18:21Wait!
18:23Sorry, kids.
18:24This is my dog.
18:25I just adopted him.
18:27Sir, I think it's been a big misunderstanding.
18:29That's our dog.
18:30I got it for the kids for Christmas.
18:31Look, brother, I'd like to help you out.
18:33But my boy and girl are coming.
18:36They live back east with their mom,
18:37and you know how that is.
18:38I'm gonna have a special gift waiting for them
18:40when they get here.
18:42We got special gifts.
18:45I'll trade you a pink boombox.
18:47And a remote-controlled dinosaur.
18:48It's a raptor.
18:58Merry Christmas, kid.
19:02Merry Christmas, kid.
19:03Thank you, brother.
19:04Merry Christmas.
19:05Hey!
19:06Come on, let's go.
19:06I'm a poor boy, too.
19:10Daddy!
19:13I'm no guilt to bring.
19:18Now, those two kids just showed me something.
19:21It was the first unselfish thing I ever saw them do.
19:25Maybe there's hope for them yet.
19:28Maybe.
19:29Can we talk to you?
19:32Do you all have to?
19:33I just want to give you a real gift.
19:36And just say thank you for everything you've done.
19:42This ain't no trick, is it?
19:44Just open that gift.
19:45You smell something burning?
19:47No.
19:50Ooh, Wanda.
19:51Wanda.
19:54This is beautiful.
19:55We replaced the one that Buddy ripped up.
19:57This one's shinier.
19:59How about that, boy?
20:01For the first time since they've been here, those kids show gratitude.
20:04But I all expected it last.
20:06But it was the greatest Christmas gift I ever had.
20:10And all because of that little bit old dog.
20:12Kid, it's some kind of special.
20:14It was my idea.
20:17No, it wasn't.
20:17It was.
20:18It was not.
20:19It was.
20:20Hey, man, you don't argue with your sister, man.
20:22You're the man in the house.
20:23Merry Christmas, baby.
20:28What do you mean your job is done?
20:32Will I ever see you again?
20:36Okay, Buddy.
20:37I understand.
20:38I'll always remember you.
20:49I love you, too.
20:52I love you, too.
20:56You know something?
20:58Maybe Verona was right.
21:00Maybe Buddy is a Christmas angel.
21:02You know why I think so?
21:04Because.
21:07Because.
21:11See, the thing is.
21:14What was I saying, America?
21:17I completely blanked out for a minute.
21:20Something about my buddy.
21:24This is some good egg, though.
21:29Hey, Christmas.
21:31Good God.
21:32I got plenty of.
21:38That was no accident.
21:40That girl is going back to the projects.
21:42I'm too.
21:44Calm down, Bernie.
21:45Calm down.
21:46Maybe I'm making too much of it.
21:48Yeah, maybe I am.
21:49You know, they just need to bend a little anger, okay?
21:51I'm sure they'd be ready to be little angels again.
21:54Just relax, Bernie.
21:57This wasn't no accident.
22:00Relax.
22:02I'm relaxed.
22:05She did it, though.
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