00:07Sergeant Whitlow
00:18Well, Lieutenant Murtag
00:20It's very...
00:22I bet
00:24Yes that's how it is
00:25I'm a bet on conduct
00:30How can I help you?
00:31Help me celebrate, I just bought a great car
00:34Oh, that's awesome!
00:38It's beautiful
00:39Yes, a 1979 Pontiac Firebird convertible
00:43A piece of car
00:45It must have cost me a fortune
00:47Yes, he would pawn even what little there was.
00:51But it was worth it
00:52It doesn't have a single scratch.
01:09You will get your money back.
01:14Whitlow
01:14Do you know the monster who did that to my car?
01:18Oh, I think so.
01:21Hi, Mom
01:29Carl
01:30Carl
01:31Someone has parked that junk in our driveway
01:35This is the registration number
01:38Call immediately to have it taken away.
01:42Hello, Lieutenant
01:43What did he put?
01:57Household items
01:59It is a condition
02:01It is a condition
02:01Of this day and the day
02:03From reading the good news
02:05In the news
02:06In the news
02:08From the news
02:09From the great design
02:10Son people
02:11They say it is
02:12It's even harder
02:12To find
02:14Subscribe to the channel!
03:07Subscribe to the channel!
03:14Hey, Waldo, let's go pick up some chicks
03:17Forget it
03:18Because?
03:19We are adults now
03:23It's time we stopped acting like idiots
03:29That's true, I don't know how I thought of it.
03:33Okay, buddy.
03:34I'm going to continue being an idiot.
03:38Hey, babe!
03:43Wait!
03:43If you're not prepared, it doesn't matter.
03:49Wow, Careto
03:51Everything's fine?
03:53No, Loeta
03:54What's the matter?
03:57I can't get in touch with the girl
03:58When I approach one, I go blank.
04:02Can you imagine that?
04:07Actually, yes.
04:11Have you never gone out with a girl?
04:13Once almost
04:15I almost went to the movies with Vicky Vanderbilt
04:18Are you referring to Fat Vicky?
04:20That
04:22I asked her if she wanted to go out with me.
04:24And before he could answer, I threw up on him.
04:30I hope it wasn't too complicated
04:34I have to admit it
04:35As for the girl, I'm a loser.
04:37No, you're not.
04:38You're very pessimistic
04:39I'm not a pessimist
04:41But how come no girl wants to go out with me?
04:49Waldo, I'll be right back
04:50Yes, he'll tell that to everyone.
04:55Laura, I need your help.
04:57I want you to talk to Waldo
04:58I'm very worried about him.
05:00Like everyone else
05:01I'm serious
05:03He is very depressed
05:05I need to hear some kind words
05:08From a beautiful girl
05:10Oh, Steve
05:12Look at that poor, pathetic face
05:15He's so sad he could depress a dead person
05:23Hi guys
05:24What are you going to have?
05:26Strawberry milkshake
05:27Mine is double
05:31Bad day, Tenny
05:32He just bought a classic convertible
05:34And I had a minor accident
05:36Little?
05:37Little?
05:38Who did he crash into?
05:39Someone bumped into me
05:41Tell me, tell me
05:42Tell him who crashed into my car
05:43Come on, have faith.
05:46My mother
05:49Mom, Winslow
05:50Alright
05:51Mrs. Fittipaldi is fine
05:57My car is the one that's wrong.
06:00Did the bad condition remain?
06:01Evil
06:02To see the back, I just have to open the glove compartment.
06:07Oh no, I'm serious, Waldo
06:09You have many qualities that girls love.
06:12Oh, really?
06:14Which?
06:19Your physique
06:21I mean
06:22You are very...
06:30But very...
06:33Beautiful
06:40Let's put it this way
06:41You have the perfect face for your head.
06:51Ah, right, it burns
06:56You are sweet and sensitive
06:59Courteous and friendly
07:00What do you say?
07:03What you hear
07:04I think you're one of the best guys I've ever met
07:09Nuisance
07:10Are you serious?
07:11Of course
07:12From the bottom of my heart
07:18So, Waldo?
07:20Did it lift your spirits?
07:22I lifted it up
07:23But now I have a problem
07:24Which is it?
07:25Laura is in love with me
07:44Good night, my precious gladiolus
07:46We have a huge problem.
07:48Have?
07:49Waldo thinks you're in love with him
07:51That?
07:53What kind of lies did you tell him, woman?
07:59I just wanted to cheer him up a little.
08:01So I gave her a few compliments.
08:03Well, I guess his stubbornness took those compliments to heart.
08:06Like little love phrases
08:11Fantastic
08:12You got me into this mess
08:13So now get me out of it
08:14There's no need to be alarmed.
08:16Stand firm
08:17And do it before he falls in love with you
08:20Come on, Steve
08:21That won't happen
08:24Cruel woman
08:28You underestimate the charms of your beauty
08:30I know better than any other man
08:32The power of your spell
08:37Steve
08:37I've known Waldo for years
08:39And I know he'll never be interested in me
08:41Are you sure?
08:43Altogether
08:43The day Waldo falls in love with me
08:45I'll eat my science book
08:58My avocado
09:03Enjoy your meal
09:05The rose is red
09:23The sky is blue
09:25And you are you
09:36Thank you
09:40Plastic
09:43They last longer
09:43But change the water every day
09:48I will try to do it
09:52Look, I know I'm wasting my time
10:08But...
10:09Would you like
10:10Maybe go out with me
10:13Tomorrow night
10:14Probably?
10:16Give her your answer gently.
10:21Sure, Waldo
10:22Not so sweetly
10:27Okay, I'll pick you up at seven thirty.
10:30Waldo
10:30You can't do this to me
10:32I'm sorry, Steve
10:33I know how you feel about Laura
10:35But as the movie Love says
10:36Love is blind
10:37I'm sorry
10:38But I'm going to take your girl away from you.
10:44Laura
10:45Hey, are you really going out with Waldo?
10:48Waldo
10:48Waldo
10:53Waldo
10:54That's how it is
10:56I'm going to ask you a quick question
10:57With just six letters
10:58Because?
11:03Well, Steve
11:04I have tried to convince Waldo
11:06That girls find him attractive
11:07How am I going to get him if I refuse to go out with him?
11:10And why have you refused to go out with me?
11:12During the last decade?
11:15You have confidence in yourself
11:17Can I tell you without offending your ego?
11:22Well, what kind of logic do you use?
11:31You reject me because I'm emotionally stable
12:00Oh!
12:02Well, you two have thrown me in a corner for the garbage truck to pick me up.
12:10Here we have the lovebirds, Waldo and Laura
12:15Do you want some cyanide?
12:17The lady first
12:19Can I order a hamburger with fries?
12:27How about without potatoes?
12:33Alright
12:34What do you want, Waldo?
12:40Little water
12:43Marching
12:47Do you want to dance?
12:48Come on, withered one
13:06No, no, no, no, no
13:11Come on, withered one
13:11No, no, no, no, no
13:26No, no, no
13:35You can't keep up with me.
13:43Waldo, when the music is slow
13:45People often dance
13:47Slowly
13:49I am a rebel
13:53Really?
13:54Is that why you didn't stop talking during the movie?
13:57He was angry
13:58We went all the way to the other side of town to see Megavixens
14:01And we ended up seeing Gandhi
14:06We should have gone to see John Fitchke
14:11Are you referring to JFK?
14:23It's spelling
14:35Laura
14:37Our date isn't working out
14:41Really?
14:43Ah, ah
14:44Thank you for the nice things you said to me
14:47But we're not a romantic couple.
14:51Really?
14:57Really?
15:01It breaks my heart.
15:03Oh, sorry
15:05I'll try to control myself
15:11I know how you feel
15:13But you'll find another boy
15:17The era
15:19Healing
15:20Heals all bandages
15:28Waldo
15:29You don't mean to say
15:30Time
15:31Does it heal all wounds?
15:35Ah, yes
15:37I knew it was one of those soap operas
15:46Waldo
15:48Thank you for rejecting me so gently.
15:50No, thank you, Laura
15:52You are my first date
15:54And I will never forget you
16:00Laura?
16:06Yeah?
16:07With them they have cast out my wind
16:22Don't worry
16:24Don't worry
16:25I will return the ring.
16:25As soon as I can
16:31Well?
16:32How was your date?
16:34Not good
16:35Waldo has left me
16:36Really?
16:37I mean
16:38I'm sorry
16:40Steve, that's enough.
16:41I'm tired
16:42And I want to go home
16:42It's been a terrible night
16:44Well
16:45Now that Waldo has disappeared
16:47From the panorama
16:48I'm still your rejected one
16:49Number one
16:51Sure, Steve
16:52I wouldn't tell anyone.
16:54With more pleasure
16:54No
16:56Oh
16:57I'm getting ahead
17:02Winslow
17:03I think his mother
17:04He is very old
17:05To drive
17:05It isn't
17:06Yes it is
17:07It isn't
17:07And what is it?
17:08I called traffic
17:09And they told me
17:10That your number
17:10ID card
17:11Driving
17:11It's the 7th
17:16Lieutenant
17:17I would appreciate it.
17:17That he shouldn't interfere
17:18to you
17:18With the way
17:19Driving
17:19From my mother
17:20If they put
17:20That woman
17:21In a tank
17:21I would win the medal
17:22The honor
17:22That's enough.
17:24Lieutenant
17:24Leave him alone
17:25To my mom
17:27Hey?
17:28Oh, gentlemen
17:29Is there a problem?
17:30Uh, I'll say
17:31What I mean is
17:32And wherever I want to say it
17:34Oh, really?
17:34Well, look
17:35This is a free country
17:37Lieutenant
17:38Please apologize to me
17:39Right now
17:39What if he doesn't want to do it?
17:41Well, I'll do everything
17:42Whatever I can
17:43To force
17:43First, you will have
17:44Asking for help
17:45Because you alone
17:45He will not be able to
17:46Careful
17:47This is crazy Chinese
17:49Now
17:49I have a good idea
17:51Why you two?
17:53Don't sit down
17:53At a good table
17:54And I'll take them
17:56To both of them
17:57A good piece
18:00Cake
18:01Cake
18:02I love the cake
18:13Do you like cake?
18:15Wedlow?
18:16He won't dare
18:19That's what you think.
18:21Here's your cake
18:23Careful!
18:38Chocolate and cream
18:40Delicious
18:42But
18:44I have
18:45A type of cake
18:46For you
18:47Lieutenant
18:47Really?
18:50And what kind of cake?
18:52Cease?
18:52Oh, it's called
18:53Humility cake
19:10Alright
19:13It's over!
19:18I've had enough dessert.
19:21For all of today
19:24And if there is something
19:26That's for real
19:27I hate myself
19:31It's eating alone
19:43A cake
19:45Two types?
19:47Who will it be?
19:49Don't do it
19:50Steve
19:51Will they like it?
19:52I won't let you
19:53No...
19:54He can't see a thing
19:57Oh!
19:59He can't see a thing
19:59Oh...
19:59Oh!
20:00Ohhh!
20:02Ouuh!
20:04Ouuh!
20:08Very sorry!
20:09Laura!
20:11Very sorry!
20:13Laura!
20:14Very sorry!
20:15No, no, no. You know what? If you want something, you're going to have to get me.
20:21Don't worry. I'll catch you!
20:30Oh, look. Chicago's best cops throwing pies at each other.
20:38Whitlow, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have made a rude comment about your mother.
20:43I have great respect for you and I must show it to the other members of your family.
20:48Well, thank you, sir. It's a big deal to admit you were wrong.
20:53Yes, it is. I am very big.
20:56Friends?
20:57Friends.
21:00And to show her how sorry I am...
21:06Carl?
21:09This cake is for you.
21:25Sir, that was quite a gesture.
21:27Thank you.
21:32You are welcome.
21:33But you know what? I want to reciprocate that gesture with a gesture of my own.
21:40Let's see...
21:42Dear friend, this cake is for you.
21:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:20Ha, ha, ha.
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