00:03And here is the pride of my baseball player trading card collection.
00:08This is one of Mickey Mantle's, signed and in perfect condition.
00:12Oh, wow!
00:13And I have it twice.
00:15Were there two Mickey Mantles?
00:19No, Waldo, just...
00:20And did they play on the same team?
00:23No, Waldo, he means...
00:24Two of the same type of player shouldn't play on the same team.
00:30While you solve your problem, I have to talk to him.
00:36Listen, friend, I need your help to improve the relationship between Laura and me.
00:40Ah, you're a ghost.
00:42Steve, Laura and you have no relationship.
00:45Less talk of wolves, Little Red Riding Hood.
00:47The lady is flirting with me.
00:49Coke what?
00:50Ah, yes.
00:51He had the nerve to call me on the phone at midnight.
00:54Steve, your house was on fire.
00:58The important thing is that he called me.
01:01What do you want from us?
01:03Ten minutes of your time.
01:05I am inclined to believe that your participation in my plan is essential.
01:10Not a chance.
01:11Forget it.
01:12Twenty bucks.
01:12I will help you.
01:13Me too...
01:22Household items.
01:24It is a rare condition of this day and time.
01:28Why is this happening?
01:31The tradition.
01:33What happens.
01:39What happens.
01:47What happens.
01:49What happens.
01:50What happens.
01:50Quargo.
02:17Thank you!
02:38Thank you!
02:52Thank you!
02:54If possible
02:56Behold
02:57They are sitting on the sofa
03:00There are two beautiful dolls
03:02And one of them
03:04She's my girl
03:09The burning sun
03:12For me, today has been cloudy.
03:16And I feel cold in my heart.
03:19But I'm actually a lucky man.
03:25Because inside me
03:27Things haven't changed
03:29And that I have one
03:31My girl
03:32My girl
03:34Our girl!
03:41What is this?
03:44Don't we remind you of the Temptations?
03:47No!
03:47Ah!
03:49More like the Temptations
03:53Friend
03:53It has not worked.
03:54And for this we have rehearsed for six minutes
03:58We have done what we promised.
04:07Hey!
04:10Hey!
04:14That's what happens when they're not unionized!
04:18Easter!
04:20Yes, you've always come here to bother people all by yourself.
04:23Why look for others?
04:26I was hoping to win a kiss from you by writing you a love song.
04:30He's charming.
04:31You shut up.
04:35Look, I'm too tired for this.
04:37I was up all night.
04:40Thinking of me?
04:45No.
04:46Más sin and I queued at the theater to buy tickets for Johnny Jill's concert.
04:50But they were exhausted.
04:53Laura, you love that Johnny Jill guy, don't you?
04:57Are you kidding?
04:59He's the best thing in the world!
05:04Oh, please.
05:06If that guy takes away her pretty clothes, her perfect face, and her golden voice, what will she have left?
05:11He's the sexiest guy in the world.
05:18I have everything that has been written about him.
05:23Oh yes, interesting.
05:29Laura, if I can arrange for you to meet Johnny Jill in person, would you like that?
05:35I'd love to, but...
05:36No, tell me.
05:38Suppose I get it.
05:40Would you thank me with a kiss?
05:41Sure, I'd give you one so big your socks would fall down.
05:49Have you heard it?
05:54But that won't happen.
05:55You're more likely to be struck by lightning.
05:59Ah, my uncle Verne was struck by lightning four times.
06:05He put his ear to a car battery and started a Volkswagen.
06:11It had so much electricity that in the summers it would drive away insects and then eat the roasted mosquitoes.
06:18Once, when we went camping and our flashlights broke,
06:23We connected them to my uncle's ankle and we had light again.
06:26It was fantastic.
06:32He has no sense of history.
06:44Do you have a minute?
06:45A whole hour, darling.
06:48Beautiful.
06:51Do you know what next Friday is?
06:54Our wedding anniversary.
06:55Twenty blessed years of marital bliss.
07:00How did it sound? Sincere?
07:02Almost.
07:04Do you remember anything we never did when we got married?
07:07Pay the priest?
07:09No, I was just kidding.
07:11But, darling, we were very poor.
07:14When they threw rice at us on our wedding day, I collected it for dinner.
07:20Car...
07:22Wouldn't it be romantic to celebrate our wedding anniversary by going on our honeymoon?
07:30But it costs so much money.
07:32We need a new heater.
07:34The car needs tires.
07:35Judy has to go to the dentist.
07:37If we go, I'll wear this.
07:56Okay, here it is, folks.
07:59They have number three.
08:01The suite for lovebirds.
08:11One wall is missing.
08:16That's vision.
08:38Are there no walls?
08:40Uh, there aren't any.
08:42But we need walls.
08:47Are you sure?
08:48Well, this is the best suite and most couples hardly ever leave the bed.
08:57We want a wall.
08:59I'm sorry, it's not possible.
09:02Look, I'll explain it to you.
09:07We made several mistakes with the plans.
09:10We assembled all the boiler tanks at the same time.
09:12And when we were halfway through, all that damn pressure shot out like a rocket.
09:17We had to build it one by one.
09:19And that way they wouldn't have exploded at the same time.
09:23Are you telling us that none of your cabins are finished?
09:26That's what I'm telling you.
09:30No, no, no, but look at this.
09:32I put one foot in the snow and the other on the ground.
09:35Yes, America is fantastic.
09:39But what about wild animals?
09:42At this time of year, animals don't eat people; they hibernate.
09:47Come on, Harriet, let's get out of here.
09:49We'll go somewhere else.
09:50Whatever you want, but the nearest hotel is very far away.
09:52If it's full...
09:54He's making it up.
09:56No, I called myself.
09:58When there's a storm, I want to stay in a room with four walls.
10:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:31You'll find out very soon, my dear papaya.
10:36Man, I wonder who that is.
10:46Hello.
10:47How are you?
10:55Do you know who he is?
10:58I think so.
10:59I'm Johnny Jill.
11:01Okay, okay, okay.
11:04He has spoken to me.
11:06No, no, don't do that.
11:12She fainted.
11:13I'll give it some air.
11:18Johnny.
11:19That?
11:20Johnny Jill.
11:22At my place.
11:25Control yourself, daughter.
11:27Excuse me.
11:28I'm looking for...
11:31Esteban Bucle.
11:35Steve Bucle.
11:36Steve Bucle.
11:38Hey, my manager gave me your message.
11:41Please clarify this for me.
11:43Do you really have a Big Mantle card in good condition?
11:47Could be.
11:51Would you be willing to get rid of it?
11:53Maybe yes, maybe no.
11:56What is this?
11:57Little business, man's stuff.
12:04Johnny, let's talk about...
12:05Mr. Jill.
12:06Yes, yes.
12:09I may be willing to part with my extraordinary and unique piece of baseball
12:13if you sing a few songs to your beloved fan.
12:17Oh.
12:20How many songs would you be happy with?
12:24Let's say...
12:25Ten?
12:26Let's say...
12:27A?
12:31Eight, but not ballads.
12:33Three, all ballads.
12:34Seven, four salsas and three ballads.
12:37Four, two serenades.
12:39Six, including ballads, salsas, serenades and full skeleton movement.
13:03Hello.
13:05Hello.
13:07It's snowing a lot here.
13:10We've noticed it.
13:12We have eyes.
13:14Do you descend like snow wings?
13:16No, thanks.
13:17Take that, ball!
13:20Hey, hey, hey!
13:22Hey, meat!
13:24You're going to catch a cold out there.
13:26Harriet, there is no wall here.
13:27We have the same temperature.
13:30Hey, are you in a bad mood or something?
13:33Why would I be in a bad mood, Harriet?
13:36I drove for three and a half hours in heavy traffic
13:40for a romantic honeymoon
13:42in a cozy and warm cabin in the woods.
13:49Carl, are you talking as if this is my fault?
13:53There are only two of us in this room, Carlton.
13:55I know it's not my fault.
13:57Wait a minute, Carl.
13:59I asked you to choose where to go
14:01And you said that whatever I decided would be fine.
14:04That was when I thought you knew what you were doing.
14:07That?
14:09Yes, you should have found out how this worked before making the reservation.
14:13Oh, of course!
14:15Hello, we would like to rent a cabin with a fireplace,
14:20a double bed and four walls.
14:23What are you trying to say?
14:25What I'm saying is that whenever things go well,
14:28Carl Winslow is there to take all the credit.
14:32But when things go wrong,
14:33I'm always the one who gets blamed.
14:38Oh, poor Harry!
14:42What a sad song!
14:45I would accompany you with a violin if my fingers weren't frozen.
14:48This is the last straw!
14:50I wasn't going to tell you this, but it has to be said.
14:52Oh, you think so?
14:54That's right, Carl Winslow!
14:59I'm watching a goat.
15:07Hey, Harry.
15:08You've said some very nasty things to me in the past.
15:12But what does this goat thing mean?
15:15Look, it's eating your clothes.
15:23Ah!
15:31Did you see that?
15:32Did he mistake your clothes for food?
15:34Yeah.
15:36I wonder what my gallugos will taste like.
15:44Honey, I'm so sorry for what I said.
15:47Oh, don't worry.
15:49I will never forget this anniversary.
15:51Me neither.
15:52Hey, do you remember the day we got married?
15:55Our room had four walls.
15:57And that was almost all he had.
15:59There was little furniture
16:00and the ones that were there were half broken
16:02and we didn't have hot water.
16:05We had each other
16:07And that was enough.
16:09And it still is.
16:11Me too.
16:13I love you, Harry, well no.
16:16Now and forever.
16:26What do you think about going inside?
16:28And you're wearing that negligee?
16:31Will I freeze?
16:33I will warm you up.
16:36And the chili pepper?
16:37He should find a girlfriend.
16:44No matter where we go.
16:47And I'm so proud to be with you.
16:51I just want to let you know.
16:54You've got me saying
16:55my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
17:00You sure look good tonight.
17:06And it's so damn fine.
17:16And I'm so proud to be with you.
17:21So proud to see you love.
17:26Oh, my baby.
17:29Oh, my baby.
17:32Oh, my baby.
17:32Oh, my baby.
17:33I wanted you to do what I want to.
17:36Come on.
17:37Come on.
17:38Come on.
17:38I want you to see your love.
17:40You're going to be here all night.
17:41You're going to be here all night, baby.
17:45I'm so proud to be here all night.
18:02I'm so proud to be here all night.
18:08Oh, Johnny.
18:19It has been wonderful.
18:20Incredible, fantastic.
18:21Okay, okay.
18:22I think I've got it now.
18:26Well.
18:27It was the last song,
18:28So I think it has...
18:30Anything for me?
18:32Here's my part of the deal.
18:35His Mickey Mantle trading card.
18:41Yeah.
18:43Okay, Johnny.
18:44Will she want to sing at our wedding in a few years?
18:46Well, you know I'm a very busy man.
18:50Too busy to get a Sammy Wayne?
18:53I'll be there.
18:55Bye bye.
19:00Bye bye.
19:02You sure look good, too.
19:08Nothing.
19:13Go away, go away, go away.
19:17And we'll see each other again, we'll see each other again.
19:20See you around.
19:30Okay, Laura.
19:32I got you to meet Johnny G.
19:34And not only that, but I even got him to sing to you.
19:38I think you owe me a kiss.
19:45I know.
19:49A deal's a deal.
19:51And I couldn't have said it better myself.
19:56Just a moment, please.
20:22Oh, it's useless.
20:28I can't do it.
20:35I should say that.
20:38Laura, I feel like I'm forcing you to kiss me.
20:42As if this were a business arrangement.
20:44That's exactly what it is.
20:48Oh, that makes it cheaper.
20:50Laura, I want you to kiss me.
20:52But it has to be voluntary.
20:55I will wait for the wonderful moment when you want to kiss me.
20:59Good evening, Laura.
21:04Steve.
21:05Yeah.
21:07What you did for me was truly special.
21:11You mean a lot to me.
21:13And I know how much that card meant to you.
21:17The truth...
21:18...because you deserve a kiss.
21:21Do you want to kiss me?
21:23I didn't say that.
21:29I said you deserve it, not that I want it.
21:32Okay, I accept it.
21:34Oh, God.
21:35Oh my God!
22:10I didn't say you deserve it, not that I want it.
22:35I didn't say you deserve it, not that I want it.
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