00:04Here, here, little fish, come on, it's time to eat. Here.
00:07Can I feed the fish?
00:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir.
00:11Nobody goes near the fish.
00:14Dad, what's all this about?
00:16It belongs to Lieutenant Mortar.
00:18I take care of the fish while he's in Vegas looking for the future Mrs. Mortar.
00:24That could take a very long time.
00:28Come on, eat, Spike, the food is getting wet.
00:34Does anyone want to join this happy dance?
00:41What's happening?
00:42The Urkels are getting into their car.
00:44It seems they're going on vacation.
00:47Ah, good!
00:50How much luggage?
00:52For at least two weeks.
00:54Two weeks without Steve Urkel?
00:57Wow, maybe dreams do come true.
01:02Ladies and gentlemen, latest news.
01:05The Urkels are gone.
01:16A party!
01:17I love parties!
01:20Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:23Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:25Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:33Household items.
01:42I love parties!
01:50I love parties!
02:09I love parties!
02:21I love parties!
02:32I love parties!
02:35I love parties!
03:04of honey.
03:05Oh, how romantic!
03:07Where have they gone?
03:08Well, my mother went to Washington to visit the Smithsonian and my father went to New York to
03:13See the reptile house.
03:19Know?
03:20Several questions come to mind.
03:23Ah, let them go!
03:25Your parents are going on their second honeymoon separately.
03:29Yes, they want to avoid the tragedy that resulted from their first honeymoon.
03:39And what was it?
03:40I.
03:45Alright.
03:46Second question.
03:48Why would a guy spend his second honeymoon in a reptile house?
03:53Well, for an unknown reason.
03:56My father is fascinated by animals that eat their young.
04:04I don't know why.
04:07Okay, Steve.
04:08And where will you go while your parents are away?
04:11To the house of some relative far, far away from here?
04:16Do I detect sorrow in the trembling of your voice?
04:19No, Esperanza.
04:23Ah!
04:24Okay, my little rosebud.
04:26I'll be around here for the next two weeks.
04:29So...
04:31You know, I'll be waiting for you.
04:34Oh!
04:38One moment.
04:40Do your parents leave a 15-year-old child alone at home?
04:46Child?
04:51I don't see a child.
04:55I see a man.
04:57A man.
05:00A great man.
05:04With its accessories.
05:11Alright.
05:13But I don't even want to think about you being completely alone in a house.
05:17You're staying with us.
05:18Well, wow.
05:20Since there seem to be no objections...
05:30I'll stay here.
05:33And don't worry.
05:35I will not be a burden.
05:37I'm not going to be a burden.
05:39That will be easy because I don't weigh much.
05:41He he he he he.
05:53Thank you!
06:21Thank you!
06:53Thank you!
07:05Thank you!
07:13But look, you've woken up poor Spike
07:16Ah, you mean the Garbari Escalari?
07:20That's how it is
07:21I'm taking care of him for Lieutenant Murta
07:24So Vivi Urkel's blues sessions are over
07:28Made
07:29Oh, and good evening, big guy!
07:31Or as they say in old Mexico
07:33Good evening, big man
07:39Long live Zapata!
07:56Steve got up early this morning
07:58And she prepared a wonderful breakfast for us.
08:01What's wrong with us, Steve?
08:02Eggs
08:03What? Eggs, I like them
08:05And with what?
08:06Liver and cheese
08:09Disgusting!
08:11One more disgusting guy
08:17Let them go
08:19More for us, huh, buddy?
08:22I'm not hungry, Uncle Steve
08:23I have a problem
08:25Oh, good.
08:26Spit it out, Richie, buddy.
08:28There's a boy at school who bothers me.
08:31His name is Timmy Thompson
08:33But we call it Terminator
08:37A tough guy, huh?
08:39Once upon a time, he ate the book and the alphabet.
08:44Wow, kid
08:45He told me he was going to eat me
08:48If I don't give him a dollar every day starting today
08:51You know what? I think you should tell your mother.
08:54Can't
08:54Mom says I should never fight
08:59Tell your teacher
09:00He will punish Timmy by making him face the wall.
09:03And when leaving school
09:05He'll beat me up and then demand two dollars.
09:10And why are you telling me this?
09:12Don't know
09:13I think you've been beaten up a lot.
09:23Me?
09:24Stuck a lot?
09:25Well, I...
09:26You are very perceptive
09:29And what do you do about the bullies?
09:31I imprint on them
09:32And they don't hit you?
09:34Repeatedly
09:37And why are you fighting?
09:38Richie, whoever hits you is not good at all
09:41But always be afraid
09:43Oh, that's much worse.
10:06Hi, I'm Mark
10:08I have a study appointment with Laura.
10:10Ah, I see, I see
10:11Laura told me you were coming
10:15Laura has left
10:16But he won't be long in returning.
10:17Mark passes by
10:18If that's your real name
10:23Hey?
10:24Are you Steve Urkel?
10:27Yes, as you know
10:29Because of the "kick me" sign on your back
10:31Oh, okay.
10:33Those damn teachers
10:34And his damn jokes
10:40I need three forms of identification and a fingerprint.
10:43But first
10:45Do you want to go into the bathroom and fill this up?
10:52That?
10:53Are you opposed to occasional drug testing?
10:56Of course
10:57Drugs kill
10:58Oh, I understand.
11:01This is fine for air traffic controllers
11:05But not for Mark
11:08If that's your real name
11:09Dude, you're crazy
11:12Wow, crazy, crazy
11:14That?
11:15It seems you have something to hide.
11:22Uncle Steve, Uncle Steve
11:24Richie, what happened to you?
11:28Face me, Terminator
11:30And you know what?
11:31I have an impressive cancho
11:34Oh, very well done, Richie.
11:39Richard Crawford, go to your room right now
11:42But, Mom
11:42Go away
11:43Goodbye, goodbye
11:51Steve
11:53Have you given my son any advice?
11:55Well, I, I, I think so
11:57Did you tell him it was good that he fought?
12:01Well, those weren't exactly my words.
12:03Well, he followed your advice, Steve.
12:06And today he had a good fight
12:08And thanks to you he's been expelled from school
12:14Steve
12:32Is that Laura, my little sweetheart?
12:35That?
12:36You told the boy who came to study
12:38Oh, you mean Mark?
12:40If that is his real name
12:43I just ran into him
12:45And I heard him mutter something
12:46About there being an infection of stupidity
12:48In our house
12:50Well, sticks and stones
12:51They can break my bones
12:53And I'm here, but not
13:00Steve
13:00You've only been here one day
13:02And you've completely messed up my life
13:04Find another hobby
13:10I can't seem to do anything right.
13:13Have you ever had one of these guides, Spike?
13:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
13:23no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
13:23no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
13:23no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
13:28no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
13:45Here we go
13:56Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike!
14:04Oh my God! Oh my God! No! No!
14:10Oh!
14:31How are you leaving, Tis?
14:45What's happening?
14:49Well...
14:50Where is Spy?
14:56Carl, I have bad news.
15:04I have good news and I have worse news.
15:12Excuse me.
15:21It's a bit late for that.
15:28Okay, here goes.
15:32You see, I accidentally sucked Spy in with the vacuum cleaner.
15:38What? Oh my God!
15:40Oh, Carl! The good news is that I managed to get it out.
15:44Ah, thank God.
15:47But I told you there was worse news.
15:53Well, I...
15:55I swallowed it.
16:00We have to get it back.
16:02We have to get it back.
16:03What is your plan?
16:04Hello, Whitlow.
16:15How soon did he return from Las Vegas?
16:21Okay, how's my fish?
16:33A tragedy has occurred
16:36Something terrible has happened to your fish
16:40Terrible?
16:42There's no way to say this gently
16:45So I have to tell her the truth
16:49So, what's going on?
16:50Your fish, your fish has committed suicide
16:54As?
16:57Yes sir
16:59It was horrible
17:04The moment you left, the poor man became so sad
17:11Oh, oh, oh, son!
17:14What did he stop eating?
17:15Okay
17:16And he will not eat, bar
17:19Excuse me
17:22And then, the poor thing crushes its little head
17:26Oh, carrion!
17:32Oh, come on, man!
17:35Carl, stop trying to protect me
17:38Or at least something better than that
17:41Will you please tell someone what happened to my fish?
17:44I accidentally killed Spike
17:48I vacuumed it up.
17:52Come on, that's a hard pill to swallow.
18:03Hey, don't get ahead of me.
18:14Mom, you have to tell her that it's going to be done
18:16He's done nothing but look for it
18:17We cannot continue with him
18:19There's nothing to be done.
18:20There's nothing to be done.
18:21Okay, okay
18:22Don't all speak at once.
18:25Harriet, that boy turned my boss's fish into a sushi sandwich
18:29And Timmy's trouble isn't over.
18:31Today I ran into his mother at the supermarket
18:34And she tried to hit me in front of her husband
18:39Mom, this one has to leave
18:41Yes, Mom
18:42Alright
18:42Alright
18:43Alright
18:44Alright
18:45Alright
18:47Give me a minute to think of the best way to tell him.
18:53That won't be necessary.
18:56I was in the basement cleaning the boiler
18:58And I heard it all through the heat ducts
19:01I'm going home
19:08Steve
19:08Please
19:10I don't deserve to be among civilized people
19:14You have been very kind in letting me stay at your house
19:18And I wanted to pay them.
19:21But I think I ruined everything
19:24As is my custom
19:28Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
19:30Uncle Steve helped me
19:32No, he didn't, darling.
19:35Thanks to Steve
19:36I had to beg to get you admitted back to school.
19:39But Mom, that bully had me terrified.
19:43A thug?
19:45Wow, I didn't know that.
19:46Yes, and I was afraid to go to school
19:49But I don't have it anymore.
19:56You know, Laura
19:57If I were you, I wouldn't be angry about that boy who came to study.
20:02Mark?
20:03Yes, that's his real name.
20:08Well, what do you know?
20:10You see, last night I saw him on Love Mountain
20:13Kissing a skinny redhead girl
20:17That dirty Tipperman swore to me that he had broken up with her
20:22Then they shared a long goodbye kiss
20:29Hey, Mom
20:30What were you doing on Love Mountain?
20:34Carl, don't try to change the subject
20:39Do you see it?
20:42There was a rainbow in the dark clouds surrounding Steve
20:49Steve, sit down
20:56When we asked you to stay
20:58It wasn't meant for you to clean, cook, and do laundry.
21:02That's what Harry's for.
21:09And me too
21:13Steve, when we asked you to stay
21:15It was simply so that you would stay.
21:16You know, Big Guy?
21:18When you're right, you're right.
21:20And what will you do the next time we ask you to stay?
21:23I will rest
21:24I'll try to do nothing
21:25Only
21:26I will stay
21:28Made
21:31Thanks, Big Guy
21:39Oh
21:39This is such a tender and touching moment.
21:43How about we give each other a big group hug?
21:47No!
21:48That's what I thought.
21:50So let's dance to unite our hearts
21:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:04oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:07oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:08oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:08oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:09oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
22:33Thanks for watching the video.
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