The Thin Blue Line is a classic British sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson as the hilariously clueless Inspector Raymond Fowler ππ Packed with absurd police station chaos, sharp British humor, and unforgettable characters, this comedy series became a fan-favorite for lovers of classic UK television.
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00:01Good evening, everybody.
00:03You know, sometimes police officers are called upon to restrain activities of which they personally approve.
00:11At such times, stern duty must be our master.
00:15Because, above all, the police must obey orders.
00:20Even if some orders, as we shall see, are like the instructions for the timer of an eight-day video
00:27recorder.
00:29Extremely difficult to follow.
00:43Well, I'm off then.
00:47I said, I'm off then.
00:51I said!
00:55I'm off then.
00:58Patricia, you are demeaning the good name of Gasforth Police Force.
01:02I don't give a donkey's doo-dah for the Gasforth Police Force.
01:05You do give a donkey's doo-dah.
01:07I don't give a donkey's doo-dah and I'm going.
01:10Patricia, I forbid you to go.
01:13Please, Raymond, don't forbid me.
01:15I'm a bit late and I just haven't got time to roll around on the floor laughing till I'm physically
01:20sick.
01:20But you are a policewoman.
01:22No, I'm not.
01:23I'm an anarchist.
01:24For the next two weeks, I am a crazy, wild-eyed child of the forest.
01:29I am dedicating my life...
01:32Your holiday?
01:34My holiday to the travelling road protesters known as the Dongers.
01:40And my name is not Patricia.
01:43It's Squirrel.
01:46Squirrel Baggins.
01:48No heavens and horlicks, Patricia.
01:50Gasforth needs a bypass.
01:52Then you won't stop it by frolicking about in the woods,
01:55calling yourself Troll or Gonk or Nutkin the Sweet Little Tree-Dwelling Imp.
02:02We do not inherit the earth from our parents.
02:05We borrow it from our children.
02:08But we don't have any children.
02:11Yes, I am aware of that.
02:13But the fact that you are a one-bonk-a-year man
02:16does not relieve me of my responsibility to preserve the environment for future generations.
02:32Well done.
02:34Carry on, carry on.
02:37Now, as I'm sure you're all aware,
02:39the whole town is agog with talk of this new bypass.
02:43From road rage to road protest,
02:45anything to do with cars
02:47seems to provoke people's passions in a quite extraordinary manner.
02:51I'll find him.
02:53I swear I'll find him.
02:55I've seen some criminal swine in my years as a copper.
02:59I have witnessed some vile and horrendous deeds.
03:03But this, this has left me sad and sickened.
03:07Good heavens, Inspector Grimm.
03:08What on earth could have happened?
03:09Some maniac has dinged my car.
03:14Not the Nissan Micra with the Go Faster Kleenexes on the back shelf.
03:18Yes, yes.
03:20I think he's scratched the paint.
03:22I can't tell till I get a magnifying glass out and have a proper look.
03:27But we were both pulling up at the lights
03:30and the vile, despicable criminal
03:33scraped along my side.
03:36Well, perhaps you were in his lane.
03:39Perhaps you scraped him.
03:44What did you say?
03:47Well, I was just...
03:48I am a superb driver.
03:52Well, did you get his number?
03:53Well, how could I?
03:54I was re-tuning the radio when it happened.
03:58I'll tell you, though,
04:00if I hadn't had a cup of coffee in the other hand,
04:02I'd have given chase.
04:04The security camera's all over town.
04:06Perhaps your dinger's been caught on video.
04:08Well done, Boyle.
04:10Requisition all tapes countywide.
04:13So, as I was saying,
04:15roads and cars are areas where passions run deep.
04:19And there can be no deeper passions
04:21than amongst the environmentalists of the Donga tribe.
04:25Sergeant Dawkins has joined them for her holiday, hasn't she?
04:27I think it's great.
04:29Yes, me too.
04:32I wonder if she's had her nipples pierced, yeah?
04:36Good quiet, Goody.
04:39It's not compulsory, is it?
04:42Oh, no.
04:44It's just that when they're cavorting naked
04:45in a haze of marijuana,
04:46it gives them somewhere to hang their keys.
04:52Yes, well,
04:53nipples aside.
04:55I mean, um...
04:56I mean...
05:00Well, I don't know what I mean, actually.
05:03Where were we?
05:04Preparing to police the destruction of the planet, sir.
05:06I am really, Constable.
05:08I do tire of this leftist hectoring.
05:11Have you read the police code of common purpose recently?
05:14Of course, sir.
05:15Every day.
05:15Can't put it down.
05:17Then you'll be aware
05:18that it says that our job is to enforce the law.
05:20Not to enforce the law
05:22if we happen to think it's a nice one.
05:25These environmentalists may have admirable intentions,
05:28but being decent and fair and honest
05:31doesn't necessarily make a person right, Habib.
05:33But if it did,
05:35Rolf Harris would be Prime Minister.
05:38Now, in order to prepare ourselves
05:40for the tactics of these dongers,
05:42I intend to employ a role-playing technique.
05:46We will create a scenario
05:47and act out the parts.
05:50Acting, how exciting!
05:53Does that mean I can call you darling?
05:58Only if you wish to spend the rest of your career
06:00putting out traffic cones on the M25, laddie.
06:04Now then,
06:05since you seem so eager to act, Goody,
06:07we are going to role-play a protester
06:09tied to a tree.
06:10Goody, you take that part.
06:12Oh, thank you, sir.
06:13I am brilliant at acting.
06:20What are you doing, Goody?
06:21I'm doing what you told me, sir.
06:23I'm being the tree.
06:24I meant to be the protester.
06:27Besides which,
06:28you don't look a bit like a tree.
06:29I thought you said you could act.
06:31You look like a plank.
06:34Where's your willowy bendiness?
06:36I want to be able to picture
06:38your gnarled old trunk.
06:42I can do an impression of a plum tree, sir,
06:44but it means taking my trousers off.
06:48Very nice.
06:49Very nice, sir.
06:51I will be the tree.
06:52I will be the tree.
06:55I've just got to get my focus
06:59and...
07:03Are you doing it now, sir?
07:05Yes, of course I'm doing it now, Habib.
07:07You look like a moose.
07:10Well, I feel like a tree.
07:12Well, it's very interesting, sir.
07:14Well, thank you, Habib.
07:15A talking tree.
07:16You don't get many of them.
07:18Cleverness is unattractive
07:20in a police officer, Habib.
07:21I've got an idea, sir.
07:23Why don't you hold my apple?
07:26My mum gives me one every day,
07:28but I never eat it
07:29because I prefer sweets.
07:30Well, thank you.
07:31I think it'll work.
07:32How about stuffing my pot plant
07:36in your jacket, sir?
07:38Good.
07:39Give you a bit of foliage.
07:41Well, yes.
07:42Thank you, man.
07:43I was Accrington Brownie's origami champion, sir.
07:46Look.
07:47A swallow.
07:48Ah, good.
07:49Excellent.
07:50Excellent.
07:51There you go.
07:52Goody, goody.
07:55Role-playing is the key to modern training
07:57and props are important.
07:58So, I am now a totally convincing tree.
08:01Totally, sir.
08:02If I was a dog, I'd lift me leg.
08:05Yes, thank you, Habib.
08:07Now, Goody,
08:08you be an angry protester.
08:10I won't.
08:11I don't want to.
08:12I hate you.
08:13I hate you.
08:15Goody, I didn't mean to protest
08:16about just anything.
08:18Oh, yeah.
08:18Now, get hold of that rope
08:20and pretend to tie yourself to me.
08:22And remember,
08:23you are an environmental protester.
08:25Yes.
08:25Come on.
08:25Yes.
08:29My womb is the earth.
08:33My breast milk, its rivers.
08:35I am the she-goddess-led boss.
08:39Don't sing sausage sandwich.
08:41Are you saying?
08:43I am being a protester, sir.
08:45When I was a cadet,
08:47we policed a no-nuke demo
08:48and a gang of women
08:49sang that at us for 15 hours.
08:51Yes.
08:52We're not going to sing it here.
08:53Get back to your desk.
08:54Shall I pretend to untie
08:55the pretend knot I just pretended to tie?
08:56Just go.
08:58I was just trying to make it more real.
09:01My arms are aching.
09:03My dear, sir,
09:03pretend it's autumn,
09:04drop the apple.
09:08For heaven's sake,
09:09we are about to police
09:10a serious public disorder.
09:12I have created
09:12a brilliant evocation
09:14of a mighty and towering oak tree.
09:16Apple tree.
09:17A mighty and towering apple tree.
09:19With one apple.
09:20I've had a heavy windfall.
09:23I'm sorry, sir.
09:24It's just more common these days
09:26for the protesters
09:26to remain up the tree
09:27in their dwellings.
09:28Really,
09:29Kevin should be nestling
09:30in your foliage.
09:33Perhaps
09:33if he was to sit
09:34on your shoulders,
09:35then Frank and I
09:36can try and get him down.
09:37Hmm.
09:38Yes,
09:38you made me right there,
09:39Habib.
09:39Certainly worth a try.
09:40Constable Goody,
09:41get up on my desk, please.
09:42Yes, yes.
09:43Feet apart.
09:44Come on.
09:45Yes,
09:46can't,
09:46can't Constable Habib do this?
09:48I'm not sticking
09:48my head in there,
09:49Kevin.
09:49No,
09:50I mean,
09:50you get your leg
09:51over,
09:51Inspector Fowler.
09:52Goody.
09:55Constable Habib
09:55is a woman
09:56of the opposite sex.
09:57Yes.
09:58If I'm going to get
09:58between anybody's legs,
10:00it's going to be a man's.
10:02Come on, boy.
10:03Spread your haunches.
10:05Well,
10:06don't bend
10:07my curly-wurly,
10:08please.
10:10Good.
10:11Mind out
10:12from a love blob.
10:15Now,
10:16Goody is the protester.
10:18I am the tree.
10:19Yes.
10:20Habib and Gladstone,
10:21how are you,
10:21the police,
10:22going to get him down?
10:23I'll come down.
10:23I'll come down.
10:25When our next-door neighbour
10:26cat gets stranded
10:28in a tree,
10:28the old woman
10:29always put a saucer
10:30of milk at the bottom
10:31to tend to down.
10:33See,
10:34and you think
10:34the same technique
10:35might work
10:36with committed
10:36environmental activists?
10:38Well,
10:38maybe if we add
10:39some biscuits?
10:40I could make some fudge.
10:41You know,
10:41you're going quite bald here.
10:43Oh, really?
10:43This is quite absurd.
10:44None of you
10:45are able to respond
10:46at all
10:46to the simplest
10:47of role-playing techniques.
10:48I'm going to put you
10:49back on your desk,
10:49goody.
10:50Yes,
10:50OK,
10:50well,
10:50mind my gonks.
10:52I can't keep you up
10:53all day.
10:54Actually,
10:54you know,
10:55the feeling of
10:55someone's ears
10:56on your inner thighs
10:56isn't entirely unpleasant.
11:01So, that's the trick
11:02then, is it, sir?
11:03Just wait around
11:04till the tree
11:04gets tired.
11:05Smarty pants
11:06gets no thanks,
11:07Habib.
11:08Clever clogs
11:09get scragged
11:10in the bogs.
11:12Well,
11:12we learnt in training
11:13that the only way
11:14to get these tree dwellers
11:15down
11:15is to attach
11:16a locked line
11:17to them
11:17and gently
11:18tease them down.
11:19Right.
11:20Well,
11:20in that case,
11:21I will be the tree dweller
11:22this time.
11:23Gladstone,
11:23would you kindly be a tree?
11:25Oh, yes, sir.
11:26Not your plantry,
11:27not your plantry.
11:28No,
11:29just come here
11:30and hoist me up.
11:31Oh, OK, sir.
11:32Come along,
11:32come along.
11:33Now,
11:34somebody get hold
11:34of one end of the rope.
11:36Hand it up to me.
11:37Goody,
11:38you get hold
11:38of the other end.
11:39Yes, yes.
11:40Now,
11:41pull it
11:41and gently tease me.
11:48Tease me.
11:49Look,
11:49I can't stay up here
11:50all day, laddie.
11:50I've got a large constable
11:52between my legs.
11:52Tease me,
11:53tease me.
11:54Oh,
11:54I can't stay up here.
11:56OK.
11:57What's the difference
11:58between Inspector Fowler
11:59and the canteen cabbage?
12:01What?
12:01The cabbage
12:02once had a bit of life in it.
12:06I'm afraid
12:07I can't take credit
12:08for that one, sir.
12:08It was constable Habibs.
12:10That's a lot of cabbage.
12:11Goodie.
12:11And here's one
12:12Gary Boyle made up.
12:13No, I didn't.
12:14What's the difference
12:15between the manager
12:16of Barclays
12:16having a fight
12:17and Inspector Fowler
12:18having a conversation?
12:20Well,
12:20one's a warring banker,
12:22the other one's a boring...
12:23Right, sir.
12:23He's coming down.
12:24He's coming down.
12:25He's coming down.
12:25Up, up, up, up.
12:26It works.
12:27He's coming down.
12:30I meant tease
12:31as in pull the rope,
12:33not tease
12:33as in run a very serious
12:35risk of being charged.
12:37Honestly,
12:37I've done my best
12:39for you lot.
12:40You began this briefing
12:41totally and utterly unprepared
12:42and you completed
12:44slightly less prepared
12:46than that.
12:48This, this.
12:50It's all of the world,
12:51lovely.
12:51That's what we are.
12:52Oh, Mrs Soft,
12:53we need this bypass.
12:55Blimey,
12:56if I want a copper
12:57and allowed to park
12:57on the pavement
12:58and drive up one-way streets,
12:59I don't think
12:59I'd even bother
13:00owning a car.
13:01The way to reduce traffic
13:03is to get people
13:04to share their cars.
13:05I'm not sharing
13:06my car with anyone,
13:07especially veggie
13:08environmentalists.
13:10I don't want
13:11some bean-eating greenie
13:12blowing off
13:12into my leatherette.
13:20What are you lurking
13:21about for, Kevin?
13:22Oh, nothing.
13:24Well, get on the bus then.
13:26Well, actually,
13:27I've got something
13:28under my jacket
13:29that I'd quite like
13:29to show you.
13:31But I think I'll wait
13:32until the swelling
13:32goes down.
13:34I shall speak
13:35to your mother.
13:35Oh, God, no!
13:36Don't you kill me!
13:38You see,
13:38the thing is,
13:40I've got a new
13:41belly button.
13:42A new belly button?
13:44Well, as good as.
13:46I've had it pierced.
13:49No.
13:51I was very influenced
13:53by these road protesters.
13:55See,
13:55no more Mr Nice Guy.
13:56No, no.
13:58I'm young,
13:59I'm virile,
14:00and I've got a bright
14:01red swollen belly button
14:02to prove it.
14:04Didn't it hurt?
14:05Well, yes,
14:06I did feel a bit
14:07of a prick.
14:10But it will be worth it
14:11if you're so impressed
14:13with it
14:13that you drag me
14:14back to your place
14:15and you give me
14:16a right flipping scene
14:17to.
14:19Kevin,
14:20you could staple
14:21your belly button
14:21to a double-decker bus
14:22and I still wouldn't
14:23give you a scene to.
14:25So you'll think about it,
14:26don't you?
14:27Look, Kevin,
14:28you really should forget
14:29about me.
14:30There's lots of nice
14:31girls out there,
14:31you know.
14:32Good-looking bloat
14:34like you.
14:35Swollen belly button.
14:36You could take your pick.
14:43Get out there,
14:45lean on people,
14:47call in favours,
14:48bend the rules
14:49if necessary,
14:50and watch yourselves.
14:52What we had hoped
14:53was a simple ding
14:54has now been confirmed
14:56as a scratch.
14:58We are dealing
14:59with a scratcher.
15:01A vicious,
15:02immoral,
15:04imbalanced,
15:05maniac.
15:05Inspector Grimm,
15:07could I have a word,
15:07please?
15:07Well, be quick,
15:08don't fanny about.
15:09Of course.
15:10I've no time
15:11for fannying about
15:12or otherwise.
15:13Fanny about
15:14on someone else's time,
15:15not mine,
15:16because I haven't got any.
15:17Find someone
15:18who's got time
15:19to fanny about
15:19and fanny about
15:21with them.
15:21I haven't, mate,
15:22so fannying about
15:23with me is out.
15:25Look, Derek,
15:26you're clearly late
15:26for your lobotomy.
15:27I'll come back
15:28later.
15:29Very funny,
15:30Raymond.
15:31Trey's drowly.
15:33Listen,
15:33I've had a letter
15:34from the chief constable
15:35warning us
15:36of an MI5
15:37undercover operation
15:38in this area.
15:39Apparently,
15:39they're infiltrating
15:40these road protesters.
15:42Hardly James Bond,
15:44is it?
15:44From dinner jackets
15:45and kalashnikovs
15:46to anoraks
15:47and jam jars
15:48full of cold urine.
15:51I haven't got time,
15:52Raymond.
15:53I am involved
15:54in serious police work.
15:56If you get in the way,
15:58I'm responsible.
15:59You'll cock up
16:00my arse.
16:05Oh, I'm sorry, Grim.
16:06I thought you might
16:07be interested
16:08in the fact that
16:09Parliament is allowing
16:10the authority of the police
16:11to be usurped
16:12by secret
16:13and unaccountable
16:14organisations.
16:15You're not listening
16:17to me, Fowler.
16:18Let me spell it out.
16:20Someone has dinged
16:22my motor.
16:23Inspector Grim,
16:24kindly keep your
16:25personal emotions
16:26under control.
16:27My personal emotions?
16:29Oh, no.
16:30I'm not the one
16:31whose bird
16:31would rather spend
16:32the night with a bunch
16:33of flea-bitten
16:34criminal hippies
16:35than sleep with her bloke.
16:37If you're referring
16:38to Sergeant Dawkins,
16:40she is not sleeping
16:41with me
16:42in order to preserve
16:43the planet.
16:46Blimey.
16:47She must be
16:48desperate
16:48to come up
16:49with an excuse
16:50like that.
16:51My Tina
16:52just said
16:53she's got
16:53an headache.
16:57Come here!
16:58Come here, you!
16:59All going well,
17:00Inspector?
17:01I don't know.
17:02I haven't found her yet.
17:03Can't kill the spirit.
17:05She goes on
17:06and on
17:07and on
17:09Can't kill the spirit.
17:11All right, miss.
17:12Move along now.
17:12Move along.
17:13How can I move along, pig?
17:16Yes, of course.
17:18Hello, Mr Thickey.
17:22Unhand this tree,
17:24you eco-Nazis!
17:26Excuse me.
17:27Stop!
17:28Stop!
17:28I'll handle this!
17:29My name's Elf.
17:31Elf.
17:33It's a beautiful name.
17:35My name's Kevin.
17:37Patricia!
17:38Come down this instant!
17:40I will not.
17:41The Earth needs me.
17:44Why are you doing this, Kevin?
17:46Did you join the police
17:47to fight for justice
17:49or to strut about
17:50in a nice uniform?
17:52Well, it was a bit of both, really.
17:53Then join us, Kevin.
17:55Chain yourself to me.
17:57Help me protect
17:57our children.
17:59You're making an absolute
18:01fool of yourself, Patricia.
18:02My name is
18:03Squirrel Baggins.
18:05Giving an alias
18:06to the police
18:07is an extremely
18:08serious matter.
18:09It is not a criminal
18:10offence to take
18:11an assumed name.
18:13It is if it's
18:13Squirrel Baggins.
18:16You can't kill
18:17the spirit
18:19She's like
18:20a mountain
18:24Now,
18:25I'm going to attach
18:26this rope to you.
18:27Get back!
18:28Get back,
18:28you fascist!
18:30Oh!
18:30Patricia, are you alright?
18:31Police brutality!
18:33Police brutality!
18:38Stand back, pig!
18:40Aren't there any
18:41burglars and muggers
18:42out there?
18:43Or does the public
18:44pay you to defend it
18:45from beautiful
18:46wounded woodland nymphs?
19:00Let me down!
19:01Let me down at once!
19:03If you don't,
19:04you will leave me
19:04no choice but to arrest you.
19:07Right, that's it.
19:08You're under arrest.
19:09Come along with me.
19:14She goes on and on and on and on and on and on.
19:18What do you think you're doing?
19:20My name's not Kevin.
19:22It's Pixie.
19:24Protecting the planet.
19:26And I think I might be on here.
19:30Dereliction of duty is an offence, Pixie.
19:33Even in the magic forest.
19:35I thought you lot were supposed to be
19:36against the exploitation of dumb creatures.
19:39Yes.
19:42I don't even know your name.
19:44That's right, Patricia.
19:45Get the swine's name.
19:46Well done.
19:47What are names?
19:49I am known by my deeds.
19:51I'm the Green Avenger.
19:52The one that bypass builders fear most.
19:55They'll have to build a bypass
19:57just to get round his head.
19:59Most people call me...
20:02Stalin.
20:03My name is Squirrel Baggins.
20:06Squirrel?
20:07Yes, Stalin.
20:09I came here to protect things of great beauty.
20:12But I never dreamed I would end up
20:14protecting something as...
20:15beautiful as you.
20:16Oh.
20:19I have a woodland hideaway.
20:20Perfect for a squirrel.
20:22You can rest and perhaps nibble on my nuts.
20:33Ours is not to reason why, Habib.
20:35Ours is but to do and, um...
20:38Get suspended from a tree by the dongers.
20:44Well, you've all done very well today
20:46and acted with great restraint.
20:49What we must remember
20:50is that these people are deeply frustrated.
20:53Yes, I know how they feel.
20:56Some crusty called me a fascist.
20:58Me!
20:59I said, listen, mate,
21:01I've had skinheads shove dog deer through my litter box.
21:03Well said, constable.
21:05And did he slink away, suitably cowed?
21:08No.
21:08He said he hadn't called me a racist.
21:10He'd called me a fascist,
21:12which is an authoritarian opposed to democracy and liberalism.
21:15Ah.
21:16And what did you say to that?
21:17Well, I was a bit stumped, quite frankly.
21:19So I said, shut your mouth, you pompous git.
21:21And I nicked him.
21:23Ah.
21:24Those years at Accrington School Debating Society
21:27not entirely wasted them.
21:29I remembered skinheads putting dog deer through our litter box.
21:33One day I heard it happening,
21:35so I opened a window and I emptied a full baby's potty on him.
21:38Did he ever come back again?
21:40He had to.
21:41It was the postman.
21:44What a world.
21:47Sometimes I wish I could just go and live somewhere on Radio 4.
21:52Oh, well.
21:53I'll be wending my sad, lonely, weary way.
21:58Dismissed.
21:59Good night, everyone.
22:05I think you should be very proud of Sergeant Dawkins, sir.
22:09She's standing up for what she believes.
22:12Suffering discomfort and cold.
22:14It'll be horrible out there in the woods tonight.
22:18Yes, that's true, isn't it?
22:21Thank you, Habib.
22:22You've made me see things differently.
22:25A night or two shivering in a forest
22:27and she'll soon come running back.
22:31Well, I'm going home for a nice cup of Horlicks.
22:36I rather doubt Patricia will get anything warm
22:38and satisfying inside her tonight.
22:44Oh, what am I doing?
22:47This is terrible.
22:51Squirrel, we're wood folk, free spirits.
22:55We aren't chained by society.
22:57We reject their roads and we reject their conventions.
23:01They can't make us small and guilty like them.
23:05That's a sort of nice way of asking for a bonk, isn't it?
23:10Squirrel, I am nature.
23:13A savage.
23:14An earth creature.
23:16Are you?
23:17Well, I am a member of the National Trust.
23:20But I act like a member of the National Trust.
23:24Provide me with unhindered access
23:26to your areas of outstanding natural beauty.
23:33Patricia!
23:35Come on, squirrel.
23:37You've been avoiding earth movie equipment all day.
23:40I've got one set of earth movie equipment
23:42you won't want to protest about.
23:48We must destroy the destroyer!
23:52Yeah!
23:53I'll show you how to make bombs.
23:55We can burn their death machines!
23:57This time,
23:58when they come with their security man on their pigs,
24:02we'll be ready!
24:04Yeah!
24:04You can't do that, you bloody idiot!
24:08They'll bring in tear gas!
24:10Riot police!
24:11What will you do then?
24:14I can get guns if you want them.
24:16Yeah!
24:17Mr. Stallion,
24:19I am a police officer.
24:22And you are under arrest
24:23for incitement to riot and violence.
24:26Dream on, babes.
24:28No pig will ever take me!
24:30Ah!
24:30Yeah!
24:31Hey!
24:32Will you follow me?
24:33Yeah!
24:35If you do,
24:36you'll be following him to jail, I'm afraid.
24:38You, sir,
24:40are under arrest!
24:41Ha!
24:43Now be careful.
24:44I've been trained.
24:50Thanks.
24:51We'll drink it later.
24:53Ha!
24:55All right, then.
24:57Come on.
24:58Come on.
25:14So you finally bonked me, babes.
25:16I know you did.
25:22I brought your breakfast.
25:26he was so wild so strong he cares about the future and he'll go to prison for
25:32his beliefs I fear not Patricia mr. stallion is free thank you Habib on the
25:42grounds that he like us is in the employ of her majesty what
25:55a secret agent one of Britain's elite Britain's elite throughout the Cold War you were run by the
26:05KGB as a sort of gay sexualist dating agency for grumpy alcoholics Burgess McClain Philby Blunt the
26:15fifth man the sixth man the eighth man from the left if you told them the time of the last
26:20coach
26:20to Croydon they'd have flogged it to Moscow for a bottle of scotch and a copy of zipper go on
26:26clear
26:26off no I want to know what he was doing agent provocateur babes infiltrate the protesters
26:35penetrate them if possible identify the hotheads and provoke them into violent action what about
26:44people's beliefs you're nothing but an oily little sneak and a coward my boyfriend Raymond is twice the
26:53man you'll ever be and what's more not having sex with him is ten times nicer than not having sex
27:03with
27:03you
27:08yes well at least said soonest mended but go on clear off go and listen to somebody's phone calls
27:28has he gone yes shame I'd like to have met him I must say it's quite a treat having a
27:36real life spy in
27:38the station very special breed of men tough ruthless no fannying about oh sorry I missed him I think we
27:49might have bonded
27:50who's this isn't his own micro at the car park who are you
27:54Carlton am I fine oh it's mine as it happens grim CID it's a lovely motor don't you think you
28:02fancy a spin you ding my Aston
28:04do you drive an Aston Martin dinged Aston Martin dinged by you you ding me I did not you ding
28:12me no way mate you ding me
28:15you learn to drive why don't you you learn to drive get some glasses get a hearing aid
28:23right
28:23right
28:27look
28:31maybe we should just exchange names and addresses
28:33what's this is
29:01what's this is
29:07You
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