The Thin Blue Line is a classic British sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson as the hilariously clueless Inspector Raymond Fowler ๐๐ Packed with absurd police station chaos, sharp British humor, and unforgettable characters, this comedy series became a fan-favorite for lovers of classic UK television.
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00:02Good evening everybody. Never judge a book by its cover, particularly if that cover quotes
00:10an obscure journal claiming it to be the best book ever written. I made that mistake recently
00:16and found myself reading a book about drugs and sex, which are scarcely suitable subjects
00:23for fiction. If I hadn't been on a stopping train to Aberystwyth, I should have cast the
00:29thing aside unread. Appearances, as we shall see, are like bus timetables, often highly
00:39misleading.
00:57Raymond, there's something I need to discuss with you. I see. And are you addressing me
01:02as your commanding officer or as your boyfriend? Does it make a difference? Certainly makes a
01:06difference. The public pays me to be your commanding officer. It does not pay me to be your boyfriend.
01:12If you were to ask me a boyfriend question, like, I think I've left the gas on at home,
01:16what shall I do? I should feel unable to answer until lunchtime.
01:21By which time our house would have exploded?
01:24Making it a police matter with which I would feel justified in dealing on...
01:29I see. Well, I suppose this is a matter of advice. And I would like you to answer partly
01:36as my commander and partly as my boyfriend.
01:38Good. Well, that seems simple enough. I shall give you my police answer now, for which, of
01:42course, the public will be paying me. And I shall give you my personal answer over lunch,
01:46for which I will expect no reimbursement other than the satisfaction of being your helpmeet.
01:54Right. Well, here's my problem. If you know something is wrong, but the method by which
02:00you know it is wrong is also wrong, is it right to write the wrong? Or wrong to do right?
02:05Because the real wrong is that it was not right to know the wrong. And so writing the wrong
02:09cannot be right. Yes, I see. Well, speaking as your commanding officer, I'm afraid I don't
02:17think I follow. Sir, the town hall's on the line. The mayor wants to come see you this
02:22lunchtime. Dame Christabel Wickham. I'll take this. Dame Christabel, you're a stuck-up tart.
02:30Why don't you bog off and die? Dame Christabel, there is a female lunatic in my office.
02:39Get off, you female lunatic. How dare you insult Gaffer's most distinguished public servant.
02:44Restrain her, somebody. Oh! It's for your own good, madam. Give me back that phone. I said,
02:49give me back that phone. Constable, constable. Yes, sir. Remove her to a caring institution
02:58where she can receive the treatment she so clearly needs. That will do, sir.
03:04She's gone. Hello? Oh, my God. She's wrung off. No, sir. She was never on. I haven't put her through
03:12yet.
03:16Oh, I see.
03:19Oh, well, in that case, just tell her I should be delighted to receive her, Habib. Most delighted.
03:28I'll try and strike the right tone, sir. Now, if you could kindly haul your mind back from your fantasies
03:35of tight little skirts and first-class degrees from Oxbridge, we were discussing my problem.
03:42Yes. Look, Patricia, would it be all right if I ignored you completely?
03:46Not at all, Raymond. I'll just pretend we were in bed.
03:49You see, the mayoress is coming in only three and a half hours and I must be prepared.
03:56Oh, damn diddle and doodah. This would be the week when my nose hair clippers are being resharpened at the
04:01iron numbers.
04:01Raymond, Raymond, this is serious. I've been studying the weekend tapes of the town centre closed-circuit TV cameras.
04:09There's something I'm very worried about. Now, will you please concentrate?
04:14In that flat. The window above the shop.
04:17Patricia, that is a private dwelling. We have no right...
04:20I know, but look. The figure in the skirt and the man, he's raising his hand above his head. Look.
04:26He's hitting her with some kind of weapon.
04:28Great trumpeting trousers. So he is.
04:31The utterable swine. The cowardly, custardy cad. That man must be broke the book.
04:37But we only know about the woman's problems through intrusive electronic surveillance.
04:41We're in a very difficult position.
04:43Yes, that's true.
04:44Oh, you've put me on the horns of a dilemma.
04:48One horn is personal inclination. The other horn is stern duty.
04:52Well, I'm quite pleased, really. It's a long time since I put you on any sort of horn at all.
04:58Don't be safe saucy, Patricia.
05:01Besides which, it's just not true.
05:03I find you enormously exciting.
05:06But then I find bread and butter pudding exciting.
05:10And I wouldn't want to portion every night, would I?
05:16Constable Boyle.
05:19Would you mind if I held your hand for a while?
05:23Eh?
05:24Give me a hand. I want to hold it.
05:27And tease it with me forefinger.
05:30Steady, sir.
05:31It's the secret handshake I'm practising.
05:34Oh, I see.
05:36You joining the Masons?
05:37No, they knocked me back last year.
05:41Said my knees were too knobbly.
05:44Bloody Masons.
05:46Look after their own, promote their own, cover up for their own.
05:50Well, you can see why I wanted to join.
05:53If I stuffed the Masons, I'm going one better.
05:56I'm joining the Todgers.
06:00The secret, most noble, medieval order of the Masonic Lodge Todgers.
06:05Better costumes, better ceremonies.
06:08Better nepotism.
06:10Exactly.
06:11I'm not going to fanny about in gas for forever.
06:14And if putting on a dress once a week,
06:19and occasionally kissing a dead turkey's bottom
06:23is the price I have to pay, then so be it.
06:26Well, you make sure it's properly plucked, sir.
06:30In my experience, turkey bristle can be very coarse.
06:39Your ex-girlfriend's here.
06:41For the final time, Patricia, the mayoress was never my girlfriend.
06:44We just went to the same grammar school.
06:46I can tell when you fancy someone your nose twitches.
06:49Can't wait around all day, Raymond.
06:50I've got a town to run.
06:52Yes, of course, Dame Chrissie.
06:54But please, take a seat.
06:57I do apologise for my sergeant's tardiness.
07:02Was there something, Sergeant?
07:03Tea, Sergeant. Close the door behind you.
07:17I'll come straight to the point, Raymond.
07:19Serious situation.
07:21My cute little derriere is in your hands.
07:27Gerswith is harbouring an illegal asylum seeker.
07:30His time runs out at the end of the week,
07:32and you'll be required to arrest him for deportation.
07:34The problem is that there is an observer
07:37from the European Parliament in town as well.
07:40Well, that's no concern of mine.
07:41I serve Her Majesty, not some soggy Brussels sprout.
07:45The point is that there have been so many reports recently about thuggery and racism in the police
07:51that PR-wise, we're vulnerable.
07:54You have to work in your image.
07:56When you nick this snivelling alien, I want to be able to show that greasy Euro bastard
08:01just how tolerant and balanced we are.
08:05So, racism, sexism, homoeroticophobia...
08:12...ism...
08:14...and the police.
08:16Who would like to start the discussion?
08:17I would, sir.
08:18You astonish me, Constable Habib.
08:20I could not be more surprised if my hat had turned into a giant hedgehog.
08:24I'd like to talk about Sir Paul Condon's report about policing and race, sir.
08:29Ah, well, that sounds like a good idea.
08:31Which part of the report would you like to discuss?
08:33I'm talking about his decision to make public the statistic
08:36that street crime and mugging in the capital are disproportionately committed by young black men.
08:42And you disapprove of this statement?
08:44Yes. I think he's been a...
08:46Yes, Habib?
08:47Well, I always try to be nice, sir.
08:49So I'll just say, it rhymes with trucking tanker.
08:54Can you restrain your poetry, Habib?
08:57I noticed he didn't add that young black blokes find it much more difficult to get a job.
09:01Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
09:03I know, I know.
09:06So what is the answer?
09:07Because it wanted to get to the other side.
09:09Be quiet, Goody.
09:11The Chief Constable can only report facts, Habib.
09:14It is not his duty to enter into socio-political analysis as to why those facts have come about.
09:20Give a dog a bad name.
09:22We give our dog a bad name.
09:23Colin.
09:26Colin.
09:28Terrible name.
09:29And you have no idea how many people are called Colin.
09:33We'd go to the park, I'd shout,
09:35Come here, Colin.
09:36And 15 people would turn around.
09:39And big people too, sir.
09:42I mean, for some reason it's the big lads that get called Colin.
09:45I mean, I'd shout,
09:47Colin, you're a bad boy.
09:50I just saw you do a caca.
09:52And now, I'm going to rub your nose in it.
09:55The next thing I knew, I'd wake up in an ambulance.
10:00Yes, yes, yes, yes.
10:01Excuse me, sir, but aren't we wandering from the point?
10:03Yes, indeed we are.
10:04Well done, Goody.
10:05Yes, because we were talking about chickens, not dogs.
10:08No, no, the point is...
10:11What was the point?
10:12Paul Condon demonising the children of immigrants, sir.
10:15Exactly.
10:16No, no it is not.
10:18Sir Paul Condon was in possession of certain facts.
10:20Is he to withhold those facts because he doesn't like them?
10:23He withholds plenty, sir.
10:25I expect he's got a rough idea how many bent coppers there are in the Met.
10:29How many Freemasons.
10:30But he doesn't think the public need to know about that.
10:32We are discussing the problems of race, Habib.
10:35Sir Paul Condon cannot...
10:40Why are you sniggering, boy?
10:42I'm not sniggering, sir.
10:43You are sniggering.
10:45Well, I mean, come on, sir.
10:47The bloke's name is Condon.
10:51Well, I don't see anything remotely amusing about that, Goody.
10:55Oh, come now, sir.
10:56I think you do.
10:59No, I don't, Goody.
11:01But, sir, it sounds exactly like Condon.
11:06You can see them on the news, sir.
11:08The Metropolitan Police Chiefs of Paul Condon.
11:11And you know that news read is thinking,
11:13I hope I don't say Condon.
11:14I hope I don't say Condon.
11:17Be quiet, you embecile.
11:19We are discussing racism.
11:21Oh, I know all about racism, sir.
11:24My mother prepared me for it.
11:26Ah, she explained to you the sad truth of irrational hatred.
11:29No, she beat me and called me names.
11:33Yes, thank you for sharing that with us, Gladstone.
11:36Listen to him.
11:37It gets right on my raving titties.
11:42I mean, I'm no racist, I don't mind people coming over here, but when they do, they should be like
11:48us.
11:49People don't want a load of weird customs and funny clothes.
11:55Right, I put the hood on, see.
11:57And I kiss the turkey with me head between me legs.
12:01I'll show you.
12:02I'll squat on the desk to make it easier.
12:05Now, I need a hood.
12:06I'll use the bag I brought the bird in.
12:08It's a frozen one from Tina's freezer.
12:12Okay.
12:16You line up the fowl.
12:19I wouldn't kiss it if I were you, sir.
12:21It's still a bit chilly.
12:22Your lips might stick to its bum.
12:25Well, breathe on it first.
12:29What are you lot staring at?
12:32We were just celebrating the rich diversity of culture in our station.
12:36I confess I had not expected to see it quite so graphically illustrated.
12:41Oh, yeah, well, I don't like culture.
12:44I beg your pardon?
12:45Bleeding ballet and opera.
12:49Especially when they spend lottery money on it.
12:52Wasting the working man's bet on fat, screeching old bags from Italy singing like they've got piles.
13:00Or some bunch of scrawny, bintzing tutus called Darcy and Tilda flashing their gussets at a lot of horny perverts.
13:11Art, culture, staring at posh birds' knickers.
13:15That's all Swan Bleeding Lake boils down to.
13:19They should use all the money for kiddies with incurable diseases.
13:24When me and my Tina buy our lottery ticket out of the goodness of our heart.
13:29And in the hope of winning 20 million pounds.
13:31Yes, and we want to know that by winning 20 million pounds, we will be helping little kiddies.
13:39Not haughty, hoity, stick it up you tighty, high and mighty, tight-nosed, toffee-arsed, sun-dried tomato-eating, lardy
13:49-dardy lardy-dars.
13:55Yes, well let us hope that some of the lottery money goes to aiding the incurably insane.
14:00In which case, you'll get your money back.
14:04Habib is right about one thing.
14:06The police cannot fight racism if we are racist ourselves.
14:10It would be very much a matter of the pot calling the kettle...
14:14Um...
14:17African-American.
14:20So, how racist are we?
14:23Well, in order to find out, I propose to be a Martian.
14:27Imagine that I've just beamed down in my space podule and joined the police.
14:31Excuse me, sir. If you'd just beamed down in your podule, you wouldn't be joining anything.
14:36You'd be detained under the Immigration Act and stuck in a transit camp.
14:40I have applied for asylum.
14:42What are your grounds?
14:42I am a Martian dissident, Habib, who has incurred the displeasure of the Martian authorities by protesting against the Americans
14:51taking any more fuzzy photographs of our gaseous emissions.
14:56If I return to Mars, I will be murdered.
14:58The Home Office will expect you to prove you'll be murdered, sir.
15:01The normal method is to send you back, and if you get murdered, they'll admit you're telling the truth.
15:08I have been down in my podule, applied for asylum, been refused, taken refuge in a church, and become the
15:16focus of a major protest campaign funded by a charity concert performed by unpleasant comedians who think it's clever to
15:23swear.
15:24I have appealed against deportation and lost, both in the High Court and in the House of Lords, but won
15:30at the Court of Justice in The Hague.
15:32I have married a sweet girl from Solihull, who did not object to my three enormous pulsating heads with sticky
15:39-out veins all over them.
15:40I have settled in Gasford, done my A-levels at night school, bought a second-hand Datsun Cherry and joined
15:46the police force. Satisfied?
15:50Well, it's not up to me, sir. It's up to the Home Office.
15:53Well, they are delighted.
15:56Now, perhaps we can move on.
15:58Try, if you would, to picture your new colleague.
16:02Martians are green and called Zog.
16:06I've already mentioned the three enormous heads.
16:08Add to this 15-inch long pulsating fingers, multiple legs and a flashing belly button.
16:17It's my first day in the service and I'm about to enter the briefing room.
16:20You'll just have to imagine the multiple heads and the legs and the flashing belly button.
16:30Hey!
16:34Hi!
16:40Hi!
16:40Hi!
16:41Hi!
16:42Hi-h!
16:43Hello.
16:45Hi!
16:46Hi!
16:48Hi!
16:49Hi!
16:50Hi!
16:51You're welcome!
16:51I'm controlling the beat with you today.
16:55I hope we shall be friends.
17:01All right, Goody, what would be your reaction?
17:09I'm just trying to imagine it now.
17:10Good, good.
17:13These three heads, do you have a helmet on each one?
17:17Yes, yes, if you like.
17:18Just greet me, boy, greet me.
17:21Hello, hello, hello.
17:28And so, my point is illustrated.
17:31Goody can only consider my shape.
17:33Ah, not so, sir.
17:35I'm also thinking about how green you are.
17:38And that is not acceptable either.
17:40You must be colour blind.
17:42I think you should be celebrating your greenness,
17:45not hoping that we'll ignore it.
17:46Yes, you're right, Habib.
17:48I must be more assertive.
17:49Right, here we go.
17:51Hello, I'm Zog.
17:52I'm from Mars.
17:53Get used to it.
17:55Hello, hello, hello.
17:56I'm Kevin, just outside Basingstoke.
17:59Give me five.
18:00No, give me ten.
18:01No, fifteen.
18:01Yes, sir.
18:02Yes, sir.
18:03Just sit down, Goody.
18:04Sit down.
18:06Now, Goody.
18:09Now, Goody, this is my first day at work.
18:11I'm your new colleague.
18:12Welcome, welcome, welcome.
18:15You've got a cup of tea.
18:16Yes.
18:17I've got three cups of cocoa.
18:19Now, what friendly tips could you pass on to me?
18:22Absolutely honestly.
18:23Yes.
18:24Right, I'd say this.
18:26Watch out for Inspector Fowler.
18:28He's a grumpy old git.
18:29And given up a chance, he'll whip you curly-whirly.
18:32Look, we are deviating from the point.
18:35I'm simply trying to establish that all men,
18:38be they Martian, Mauritian or Mancunian,
18:41are born equal.
18:42All men?
18:43Huh.
18:43So this Martian is a sexist, is he?
18:45Surprise, surprise.
18:46Look, we are not talking about anybody's sex, Habib.
18:49Sex with a Martian sounds great to me.
18:53Not to me.
18:54Three-haired seeing,
18:55I've got a headache, I've got a headache, I've got a headache.
18:58I know those pulsating fingers sound all right.
19:01This Martian is asexual, Habib.
19:04Asexual machine, if you ask me.
19:07You said so yourself, sir.
19:08You've got veins popping out all over your head.
19:10What have you got lurking between those multiple legs, sir?
19:13Look, look, we are not discussing sex or sexism.
19:16I merely stated that all men are created equal,
19:18and by men Habib, I mean, of course,
19:20men and persons of the opposite sex.
19:23Opposite sex?
19:24I'm sorry, sir,
19:25but defining one sex in terms of its position to the other
19:28is sexism.
19:29On Earth, Mars, Saturn, or any other planet.
19:32I've got a hilarious joke about your anus.
19:37No, you don't, Goody.
19:38You know a pathetic pun about my anus.
19:41Look, I mean your anus.
19:44I mean the planet with the rude name.
19:46Oh, really, Habib, you've confused the boy.
19:50Sexism is sexism, sir.
19:52Right.
19:55Patricia, I require your support.
19:58Constable Habib and I are discussing sexual positions,
20:01and I want you to assure her that I know only one.
20:08Raymond, what are you talking about?
20:10Sexual discrimination, which is a scourge.
20:13And I hope, Sergeant, that having lived with me for 11 years,
20:16you can vouch for the fact that when it comes to women,
20:18I'm not remotely discriminating.
20:21Fowler, can you keep your fannying about down?
20:25Face work is about villains, not isms.
20:31What ism ever mugged an old lady?
20:34What ism ever robbed a bank?
20:36What ism ever held a gun to someone's head?
20:39Terrorism.
20:45What ism ever threatened the security of the state?
20:49Marxism.
20:51What ism ever hurt anybody?
20:54Sadism.
20:54Boyle!
20:56Muslims are a very important part of police work, Inspector Grimm.
21:00People of all races and sexual orientations
21:03must feel at home at Gasforth Police Station.
21:06White people, black people, heterosexuals...
21:09Well, of course, we're not biggers.
21:11Homosexualists?
21:12Steady on!
21:13Yes!
21:14Gay sexuals should be able to serve Her Majesty
21:16without fear of harassment.
21:19It's all part of this
21:21creeping, crawling,
21:23mean, poncy,
21:25namby,
21:25stick it up, you pansy!
21:27Pardon me for being a fascist,
21:29but I don't happen to have time to discuss
21:31interior design,
21:33quiche recipes,
21:34and Kylie Minogue hits with Constable Whoopsie!
21:38I have important place work.
21:42The lodgemaster of my todgers is coming to check me out
21:46before me initiation test.
21:50Yes.
21:50Well, I strongly disapprove of secret societies, Grimm.
21:54If a man cannot be proud of his allegiances
21:56and state them openly,
21:58then I fear they must be of questionable value.
22:00You do not find me
22:02concealing my membership of Gasforth Amateur Dramatic Society
22:05behind silly movements and trousers at half-mast.
22:09Except, of course, when we do Brigadoon.
22:14Yeah, well, when I'm a chief superintendent
22:16at Scotland Yard, you'll be sorry.
22:19If that day should ever dawn, Inspector Grimm,
22:21we'll all be sorry.
22:25I'm not looking forward to nicking this illegal alien today.
22:28I mean, my parents are immigrants.
22:30I understand your feelings, Constable,
22:31but your parents were legal.
22:33That's the point.
22:34And they are now British.
22:35I'm British, sir.
22:37But I've been told to go home many times.
22:40Britain for the British people have said.
22:42But, I mean, what is British?
22:44Everyone's a child of an immigrant at some point, aren't they?
22:47And most of them illegal.
22:49Are they?
22:50Well, yes.
22:51I mean, if you go back far enough,
22:53the Normans were illegal immigrants, weren't they?
22:56Well, yes, as well as the world.
22:57Do you think they kept their wedding tackle
22:59inside their chain mail?
23:01No chance.
23:02William the Conqueror.
23:03More like William the Conqueror.
23:06Yes, yes.
23:08Do you know, I've often wondered
23:10why King William was called William.
23:13What?
23:14Well, everyone else in his army was called Norman.
23:19Constable Gladstone made a good point.
23:21The appalling truth is,
23:22I've got a bit of Frenchman in me.
23:25Well, if we're talking about illegal immigrants,
23:27what about the Vikings?
23:28It wasn't just their helmets that were horny.
23:31And before then, there was the Romans.
23:34Those Latin lovers were here for 300 years.
23:37How do you think they'd pass the time?
23:39Latin declension?
23:40Have it off, have it up, have it often.
23:43It's fine to be.
23:45Really?
23:45You girls today, you're worse than the lads.
23:49This country's always been absorbing different cultures,
23:52different tribes.
23:52Although invaders have tended to steer clear of the Scots.
23:56Nobody wanted to go there, I suppose.
23:59Boiled oats and sheep's stomach
24:01are scarcely likely to appeal to the French or Italians,
24:04are they?
24:04And they're certainly hard fighters.
24:07Well, if you live in a country where the thistles are waist-high
24:10and nobody's invented trousers,
24:11you're going to...
24:13Oh, well.
24:15Like it or not, sir,
24:17Britain is a melting pot.
24:19Yes.
24:20Well, none of this relieves us of a very difficult duty.
24:23Come on, everybody.
24:29Ah, the police.
24:31So, you have come.
24:33I'm sorry, sir.
24:33You're going to have to come along with us.
24:34What are you doing?
24:36You can't do this.
24:37Stay where you are, sir.
24:39I'm sorry.
24:39I have my duty.
24:40Happy even goody.
24:41Put him in the van.
24:42Yes, sir.
24:43But this is an outrage.
24:44Come along, sir.
24:46The arrest was carried out swiftly
24:47and without a resolve to force.
24:49The most demanding of civil libertarians
24:52could not have to fail to be satisfied.
24:55Well done, Raymond.
24:56An excellent piece of work.
24:58You know, I think we need to schedule some private meetings
25:00to discuss your future.
25:01After all, we haven't had a private meeting since school.
25:06Do you think your hands will have warmed up by now?
25:09Beely.
25:13I'm afraid this gentleman wants to have a word.
25:15Ah, here he is.
25:17This is our illegal asylum seeker.
25:21I don't think so, Inspector.
25:24Our man's white.
25:25He's from Chechnya.
25:29Who's this?
25:30My name is Moustapha Delcroix.
25:33European Commissioner for Human Rights
25:35and a French national.
25:38A Frenchman?
25:39In my station?
25:43You, you British, huh?
25:46No wonder we all hate you.
25:48Your chocolate isn't chocolatey enough.
25:51Your bananas are too long and bendy.
25:54You insist on eating prawn cocktail crisps
25:57despite the fact that we have told you not to.
26:01And now, it turns out that your policemen
26:04think all black people are illegal immigrants.
26:09Whoops.
26:12I intend to lodge a full report
26:15on this appalling display
26:17of bigotry and ignorance.
26:20Au revoir.
26:22Monsieur Delcroix,
26:24we have a grand application.
26:26This appalling racist
26:28will be fully disciplined.
26:32What a dreadful error.
26:34We all make mistakes, sir.
26:37Nothing I could do
26:38could make amends
26:38for a day like this.
26:40There's always my horny dilemma.
26:43You could have a stand for it.
26:54Yes, you're right, Patricia.
26:57I don't care how we came by this information.
27:00Our duty is to protect the public.
27:02And great, thundering syroids,
27:04that's what we're going to do.
27:07Let's get the swine.
27:11Haw-ra-wo-wo-wo-wo-ah-roo.
27:15Haw-ra-wo-wo!
27:20Free turkey flack!
27:23Haw-ra-wo-wo-wo-wo!
27:25March๏ฟฝ!
27:26Approach the fowl!
27:31ะฟะพัะตะผั?
27:32Inspector Grim!
27:33This is supposed to be a secret initiation!
27:35You can't invite your friends!
27:39Close the turkey's legs
27:42Its bottom shall not be kissed tonight
27:49Oh, what a strange and dispiriting day
27:52I got everything wrong
27:54You did your best, Raymond, that's all you can do
27:57I can't seem to get anything right
27:59We'll see how you go with this one
28:02Between me and the mayoress, who do you find most exciting?
28:07By Patricia, what an absurd question
28:09You, of course
28:10How could it be otherwise?
28:12What about between me and a plate of bread and butter pudding?
28:16Hmm
28:20Would that be with custard or without custard?
28:24Well, I'll cover myself in custard if you like
28:26You've got to call me to take your bed socks off
28:49The end of the day
28:50Well, I'll cover myself in custard
28:51What'd be your best or not?
28:51Well, I'll cover myself in custard
28:59With custard and Edinburgh
28:59Well, I'll finish my bed
29:01And tomorrow's clear
29:02Look at the irony of Lau
29:06When you are 103, your your body is sadly
29:06You'll see yourboys in custard
29:06You
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