The Thin Blue Line is a classic British sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson as the hilariously clueless Inspector Raymond Fowler ππ Packed with absurd police station chaos, sharp British humor, and unforgettable characters, this comedy series became a fan-favorite for lovers of classic UK television.
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00:02Good evening everybody. Even our greatest and most revered institutions are mixtures of good
00:10and bad. Those who have had to rummage through the remnants of the Christmas tin of Quality Street
00:17will vouch for the truth in that. Nothing is without fault. Even police officers are,
00:26as we shall see, like the lottery predictions of Mystic Meg, not completely infallible.
00:54Three months, Boyle. Three months we've had this vile drug pusher under surveillance.
01:00I hope you got a good shot of him this time. There you go sir. Oh yes, oh yes, this
01:09is the swine.
01:10Look at him. A bit blurred, but I can tell. That is a classic disgrace to humanity. Shifty, ugly, inadequate.
01:21Hang on, actually that's you sir. I walked in front of the camera just when I had the bloke.
01:26Here he is. I've got him. And this is him. Definitely. Oh, definitely.
01:36Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, this is him. I can tell, you see. Sixth sense I've got. Sometimes seventh.
01:48Possibly even eighth. We know it's him, Boyle. We've got any amount of circumstantial evidence,
01:55but we still haven't caught his red hands in an open and shut till.
02:02Of course, evidence can be found, can't it? Well, that's what we've been trying to do for months, Boyle.
02:08Yes sir, but when I say found, I mean found in inverted commas.
02:15Oh, I see. Found in inverted commas. Yeah. Where's that then?
02:26Now, what I wish to discuss today are the new uniforms and equipment which the Home Office is considering introducing.
02:33Oh, there was a time, sir, when the only weapon a copper needed was character and authority.
02:38I remember as a young constable, sir, I faced a man with a huge knife, and all I had to
02:44defend myself was character, character, character, and authority, authority, authority.
02:50Yes, well, when I was a lad in Trinidad, sir, if you met a wild dog on the street, you
02:55never showed fear. You stared it out.
02:57So, I fixed that young thug with a gaze, and I walked straight up to him.
03:03Give me the knife, lad, I said.
03:05And did he?
03:05Oh, yes, sir, he did. He stuck it in my shoulder.
03:11The dogs in Trinidad used to bite me too, you know.
03:15Yes, well, moving swiftly on.
03:18I think we should have uniforms like LAPD have, sir. Really cool and odd, and just a little bit drop
03:24-dead sexy.
03:25It is not the function of a police officer to look sexy.
03:30If it were, Sue Lawley would be chief constable.
03:34It is the duty of a policeman to look, um...
03:38Dull and boring.
03:39Well, exactly, Habib.
03:41If you were in distress, who would you rather attend?
03:44An honest-looking constable or a member of the Chippendales?
03:48Well, it depends, sir.
03:49There's an especially bold you on who wears leopard-skin knickers.
03:53A constable in leopard-skin knickers?
03:55I never heard of such a thing.
03:57Well, I used to go out with a DC who had a pair with a cartoon bull in them that
04:00said, Horny Beast.
04:02Quite frankly, he should have been prosecuted under the Trades Descriptions Act.
04:06Yes, all right, Habib, all right.
04:08Deary, deary me.
04:09Young girls today, you'd make your mothers blush.
04:12Now, headquarters have sent us an example of the proposed new uniform, and I have asked Goody to model it
04:18for us.
04:19So, step forward, constable Goody.
04:25Now, constable Goody is wearing a pilot-style tunic in tough, serviceable fabric gathered at the waist.
04:32There is also a utility belt of attractive cowhide with cross-stitching picked out in beige.
04:39The undershirt is in soft white Drelon polyester brine nylon mix, which is both functional and stylish.
04:46Goody.
04:47What in 12 types of quick-drying cement are you doing?
04:51I'm doing precisely what you told me to do, sir.
04:54I am being the model.
04:56Look, you are a police officer, not a model, and police officers do not mince.
05:01They stride.
05:02Now, come on.
05:03Jaw firm, shoulders back, the buttocks clenched, and stride.
05:09I stride.
05:11Are you ill, boy?
05:13Are you ill?
05:13I said stride.
05:16I am, I am.
05:17I'm trying to stride.
05:19If I clench my buttocks any harder, I'll suck on my white front.
05:23Pull yourself together, you foul youth.
05:25Now, come on.
05:26Step this way.
05:27One, two.
05:28Come on.
05:29One, two, one.
05:31I'm sorry, so it's this sticky out bit on the back and keeps getting caught between
05:34my legs.
05:36If you can tear yourself away from teaching your officers to walk in a straight line,
05:41Raymond, I'd like a word.
05:43All right, Naomi, get back to your desk.
05:46Raymond, we are bringing in Harry the Spike.
05:50Harry the Spike?
05:51Gaspar's most notorious drug dealer?
05:54You mean you finally have evidence for an arrest?
05:57Yeah.
05:58Well, I mean, we're in our sight.
06:00Don't you worry about the evidence, sir.
06:02CID will handle that.
06:10Will you stop pushing?
06:12Let's go, go, go!
06:14Goody!
06:17You can't wear that uniform on duty.
06:20It's unofficial.
06:20It's got no identification numbers, no insignia.
06:23Come on, Fowler!
06:24This is split-second stuff.
06:26A highly detailed, meticulously planned operation.
06:31I've done the brain work.
06:32All you lot have got to do is knock the door down.
06:35Let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
06:40You'll change it the moment we get back.
06:41Yes, I will.
06:43Charge!
06:45Charge!
06:51Mrs. Spike, we have a search warrant.
06:53I'm not Mrs. Spike.
06:55They live next door.
07:03This is just getting boring.
07:06I mean, couldn't you give us some sort of a clue?
07:08Are we hot or cold?
07:11How about behind the cooker, Kevin?
07:13I don't think anyone's looked there.
07:17Oh, no, nothing, I'm afraid.
07:22Just to carry a bag full of white powder.
07:30Come on, ladies.
07:32Step and smile.
07:34Oh, shut your face, you smug cow.
07:39Morning.
07:39Morning.
07:40Ah, there's nothing like a brisk walk up to the newsagents
07:43before one's tea and toast.
07:45Well, I say newsagents,
07:47when, of course, I mean local pornographer.
07:50I'm surprised the man has any room
07:52for any newspapers or sweets
07:54amongst all the copies of massive mammaries
07:57and jumbo jugs which he feels the need to smell.
08:00There used to be a decent little corner shop
08:02which sold string.
08:06Any day now, I expect to find my chocolate frog
08:08replaced by caramel private parts
08:12or a strawberry-flavoured lesbian.
08:17You seem rather out of sorts, Cabbage.
08:20I'm useless and bloated.
08:22Oh, what nonsense.
08:24Why, you're in just the right shape.
08:26It's kind of you to say so, Raymond.
08:28Well, I'm just being practical.
08:30The public like to see a bit of fat on a desk sergeant.
08:35And reassures them.
08:36Ah, notorious drug dealer caught by Gasforth police.
08:40Inspector Grimm, Constable Goody.
08:42Ah, also present was Inspector Fowler.
08:46Tch, these journalists,
08:48they do like to make a meal of things, don't they?
08:50I'd rather my name had been let out of it altogether.
08:53One serves for honour, not glory.
08:56Well, in that case,
08:57the cat's poop tray needs relining.
08:59Yeah, as well, certain thoughts,
09:01perhaps I'd better keep it, you know.
09:02just for the first.
09:04I'll put it in a drawer somewhere, I expect.
09:08Or perhaps in a frame.
09:13What a celebration we had afterwards.
09:15I know, you told me.
09:17I got so merry,
09:18I could hardly count the dots on my dominoes.
09:21Such excitement,
09:22and we've still got the court case to come.
09:24Oh, Patricia, aren't you happy?
09:26Aren't you thrilled?
09:27No, Raymond.
09:28I'm sorry,
09:29but the way I feel this morning,
09:30I couldn't be happy and thrilled
10:00if I was nibbling Prozac
10:02just can't work it out.
10:04Well, sir,
10:05I think you should try to be a bit more understanding,
10:07because it sounds to me like it's a cycle.
10:10Oh.
10:12I expect that could be it.
10:15I'll ask if she wants the saddle adjusting.
10:19You're lying, Constable.
10:21The evidence you have presented to support your case
10:24is so contemptibly slight and circumstantial,
10:27one is forced to wonder
10:28whether it might be nothing more than a tissue of lies,
10:31a corrupt concoction.
10:33Well?
10:34Well?
10:35Well?
10:39Good evening.
10:41You are supposed to fix me with a steady, manly stare.
10:45Not snivel like a Frenchman
10:47who's caught his baguette in his bicycle spokes.
10:50I can't help it, sir.
10:52You're being so mean.
10:55Look, this is an exercise.
10:57Do you know what an exercise is?
10:59It's a sort of runny, jumpy sort of thing.
11:03Not in this case.
11:04In this case, it is a practice, a rehearsal.
11:07We are pretending that this is a courtroom
11:09and that I am a defence counsel.
11:11Perhaps if you had a wig, sir.
11:12Yes, well, I haven't got a wig.
11:14I can get the mop from the ladies' loo.
11:16You could use a top of that.
11:17It's short and grey.
11:18Look, I am not going to conduct officer briefings
11:21dressed in a household utility.
11:24Sorry, sir.
11:25I just thought it might help Kevin get it.
11:27I doubt Constable Goody would get it.
11:29If it came in a large bag marked...
11:32It.
11:34Oh, well, I suppose we can but try.
11:36Thank you, Habib.
11:37Now then, Goody, let me explain one more time.
11:40Yes, I think you'd better.
11:41I'm attempting to prepare you
11:42for the extreme and aggressive tactics
11:44used by defence counsels.
11:46I'm thinking in particular
11:47of the man that you will face
11:49at the trial of Harry the Spike.
11:52Namely, Algernon Sour Gravy QC.
11:55The most feared fellow
11:56whoever wore a wig to work.
12:00Ancient, crusty
12:01and reeking of port-fuelled fury.
12:03Here you are, sir.
12:04I've pulled all the grubby bits out.
12:05You look lovely in that.
12:07And I thought maybe we could use
12:08this plunger as a gavel.
12:09Yes, all right, indeed.
12:10Nobody likes a clever cogs.
12:12We are trying to help Goody
12:13secure the most important conviction
12:14of his career.
12:16Now sit down.
12:16So, do you think this helps set the scene?
12:21Oh, yes, sir, that's much better.
12:24Now, just remind me one more time.
12:25What are we doing?
12:26We are pretending to be
12:27at the trial of Harry the Spike.
12:28And who am I pretending to be?
12:30Yourself, you idiot.
12:31You are pretending to be yourself.
12:32How can I pretend to be myself?
12:34I am myself.
12:35If I pretend to be myself,
12:37who am I being whilst I'm pretending?
12:38Hmm?
12:40I might disappear altogether
12:41and develop severe personality disorders.
12:44And then my mother would come down
12:46to this station and do her raving na-na.
12:51I want you, yourself,
12:54to pretend to be yourself,
12:56but in a different space and time.
12:59Oh, I see.
13:02Like the X-Files, then.
13:05In the end, do I turn out to be
13:06an alien twin who's infested my body
13:08for purposes of conquest and colonisation?
13:10Goody, because that can happen, you know.
13:13I mean, we can't be the only ones, can we?
13:16I feel confident, Goody,
13:17that you at least are unique.
13:19Oh, thank you, sir.
13:21I once encountered a UFO, sir.
13:23What a frightening experience.
13:25I walked into our kitchen
13:28and I can see my wife across the room.
13:30And between us was a hovering,
13:32hurtling, saucer-shaped object
13:34which flew past me and over the kitchen.
13:38You should get me with a cub, though.
13:41Meanwhile, back on Earth,
13:44we are in the middle of a briefing.
13:46Perhaps it'd be more convincing
13:47if we had a judge, sir.
13:49Yes, well, we don't have a judge.
13:50A glance about the place
13:52reveals no slumbering octogenarian
13:54who claims never to have heard of the Beatles.
13:57Well, I could be the judge, sir.
13:59If I use some of this paper from this shred,
14:02I could put it over me.
14:03And that might make me look like a big wig.
14:09Exactly, that's very good.
14:12Well done, Jackson.
14:13You can be the judge.
14:15Yes, sir.
14:16Who says members of the ethnic minorities
14:17aren't finding their place
14:19in the upper echelons of the judiciary?
14:21Yes, all right.
14:22I could put the tea cosy on my head
14:24and be the prosecution brief.
14:28Yes, that looks good.
14:31Well done, everybody.
14:32Now the court really is in session.
14:36Now then, Goody,
14:37you must be prepared
14:38for me to accuse you
14:39of all sorts of terrible things.
14:41The barristers can be absolutely ruthless.
14:44Are you ready?
14:45I put it to you
14:46that you are a liar.
14:47I put it to you
14:48that you and your fellow officers
14:50have conspired to ruin an innocent man.
14:52Objection, Your Honour.
14:54What?
14:55This is nothing more than personal abuse.
14:58And what possible evidence
14:59does my learned friend base it?
15:03Well, young man.
15:07Look, I haven't got any evidence.
15:11Objection, sustained.
15:12Mr Fowler will withdraw his remarks.
15:14This is easy.
15:15You said this was going to be difficult.
15:17It isn't.
15:17This is a piece of piddle.
15:18No, I will not withdraw my remarks.
15:21Who is the judge here?
15:22Look, I am your commanding officer
15:24and I make the rules.
15:25If you're going to be like that,
15:26there's no point in playing, is there?
15:27Look, this is an exercise.
15:30This is a role-playing game.
15:32Yeah, which only you're allowed to win.
15:33All right.
15:34You be the defence counsel.
15:36Go on.
15:36You have a right go at Goody.
15:37Go on.
15:38Yes, yes, yes.
15:40Well, I don't want to play, sir.
15:42It's a futile exercise anyway.
15:44Judges always accept what the police say,
15:46evidence or not.
15:47My God, in the 70s,
15:48the coppers used to have just phoned him from the pub.
15:50Yes, all right, Habib.
15:52You're not on Have I Got News For You Now, you know.
15:55Goodness, how I deplore this modern habit
15:58of running down our national institutions willy-nilly.
16:01If we are to dismiss things simply because they are not perfect,
16:05we shall soon find ourselves living in a world with very little in it,
16:08except Horlicks.
16:11And Gloria Honeyfern.
16:14Well, quite.
16:15Now, can we continue this exercise without objections from the prosecution?
16:19I'm going to continue haranguing Goody,
16:22and I don't want you to cry this time.
16:23Is that clear?
16:24Well, I'll try not to, sir, but you were so mean.
16:27Not half as mean as algin and sour gravy will be, I can assure you.
16:30Now, stop sulking, Habib, and put your tea cosy back on.
16:34Now then, ready?
16:35Yes.
16:36I put it to you that you are a liar.
16:38I put it to you that you and your fellow officers
16:40have conspired to ruin an innocent man.
16:42You're a disgrace to your uniform,
16:44a disgrace to your mother,
16:46a disgrace to your...
16:47Goody, will you stop crying?
16:50Raymond,
16:51Harry the Spikes barrister is here to see you.
16:53Here?
16:54The ogre is amongst us.
16:56Right, no nerves, no fear.
16:58I will meet him with cold contempt and icy disdain.
17:02It's not a him, it's a her.
17:03It's the mayoress.
17:06She's a QC, you know, as well as being a stuck-up tart.
17:09She is the mayoress, Sergeant,
17:11and therefore deserving of your respect.
17:12Why?
17:13Plenty of other dogs have chains around their necks.
17:21Your Worship,
17:23this is indeed unhooked of and unlooked for.
17:26Welcome.
17:28Fright welcome.
17:29Frightly welcome,
17:30and welcome thrice.
17:34Oh, crap, those cleaners,
17:36they leave their things everywhere.
17:38Anyone would think
17:39that they didn't have a cupboard.
17:41I'm afraid Mr. Sourgravy had a heart attack
17:44over his mid-morning bottle of port.
17:46Turns out that Harry the Spikes
17:48got a pretty penny put away.
17:50Astonishingly, he can afford me.
17:52So I've taken the case.
17:55Funny, isn't it?
17:56All those years ago at school,
17:59you were so desperate to get stuck into my briefs.
18:07And now I'm the brief who's going to get stuck into you.
18:21Do you ever worry that you're getting thicker?
18:26What?
18:27Well, you know,
18:27when you suddenly think,
18:28oh, my God,
18:29I can't remember the name of Superman's girlfriend.
18:32I'm going to develop a terrible brain disease
18:34and have to wear an adult nappy.
18:37I think everyone worries about that sometimes.
18:40Yes, you're right.
18:42It's just that I could have sworn
18:44I'd already looked behind that cooker
18:46before I found those drugs.
18:53For the final time, Patricia,
18:55I do not fancy the mayoress.
18:57Yes, you do.
18:58You are going to be all icy and disdainful
19:01and suddenly you're dribbling and drooling
19:04and tripping up over your great big fat floppy wet tongue.
19:06I will not be spoken to in this manner.
19:09We are both at work
19:09and I am your superior officer.
19:12Besides which, I do not fancy her.
19:14I admire her, certainly.
19:15She has a fine mind and superb calf muscles.
19:20Does that inevitably mean that I fancy her?
19:22Yes.
19:23No, it doesn't.
19:24But were I to do so, which I don't...
19:26So you admit it.
19:27I have just said, which I don't.
19:29But if I did, which I don't,
19:31then we are at work
19:32and it is no business of yours.
19:34Do you love me when you're at work?
19:37Well, of course I do, Sergeant.
19:39Well, if you love me,
19:40then you can fancy a barrister.
19:41Well, I can fancy her.
19:43So you do admit it.
19:44No, I do not admit it.
19:46But if I did, which I don't,
19:48then you would not be allowed to object to it
19:50until we got home.
19:51Right.
19:52I'll wait.
19:53But I'll advise you
19:54not to take off your bicycle helmet tonight.
19:58Constable that be.
20:00You know a bit about all that Muslim stuff, don't you?
20:04I suppose so, sir.
20:05What did you have in mind?
20:07Well, I was just wondering if it would do for me.
20:10I mean, I like spicy food.
20:13I'm not a big drinker.
20:14It's a faith, sir.
20:16Not an evening out.
20:17Exactly.
20:18Faith.
20:19Religion.
20:20I'm looking for one.
20:21Not for life, you understand.
20:23Just for an hour or two.
20:25You want to become a Muslim for an hour or two?
20:27Well, I don't really mind what I've become
20:30as long as they provide a sympathetic vicar
20:32and you don't have to pay.
20:35I've got something on me conscience, you see.
20:38I want to confess.
20:40My lot are no good.
20:41Blimey, the sea of it will let you get away with anything.
20:44Adultery.
20:45Coveting an ox.
20:48As long as you give them a can of sweet corn
20:51for harvest festival, they're happy.
20:54But then the Catholics are too strict.
20:57Once you're in the box with a priest,
20:59they want the lot.
21:00You've got to go right back to the state of your sheets
21:03in 1965.
21:06You told me what was on your mind, sir.
21:10Sometimes it helps to talk.
21:12Well, that drugs bust we carried out, you see.
21:18Never mind all that, sir.
21:20Let's go and have a little drink, shall we?
21:22Keep your courage up for tomorrow's case.
21:24Don't want to blow it, do we?
21:29Sir.
21:30I'm sorry to disturb you, but may I speak with you?
21:32It's very, very important.
21:35The thing is, I think CID may have done something awful.
21:38Well, one scarcely needs to be Sherlock Holmes
21:40to draw that conclusion, Habib.
21:42Have they been dropping cigarette ends in the toilets again?
21:45Worse.
21:46Is there anything worse?
21:47Well, sir, Inspector Grimm's having a crisis of conscience
21:50and Goody said something really strange to me
21:53about yesterday's raid.
21:55Now then, Goody, Constable Habib informs me
21:59that you may have had a strange loss of memory.
22:03Well, yes, I did, sir.
22:04But it's all right, I remember it now.
22:07Do you, Goody?
22:08Yes, I do, sir.
22:09It was Lois Lane.
22:12Talking about Superman's girlfriend, Kevin.
22:15Oh, oh.
22:15We're talking about how you said there were no drugs
22:18behind the cooker the first time you looked.
22:19Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
22:21But it's all right now.
22:22I'm very, very clear on that.
22:24Are you, Goody?
22:25Yes, I am, sir.
22:26Because Gary Boyle from CID told me
22:29that the drugs definitely, definitely were there
22:32and that no matter what the defence barrister says,
22:34I'm to say that they were there.
22:36Yes, Goody.
22:37But supposing I put it to you that they weren't there.
22:45Oh, oh, I see.
22:48Oh, yes, now I understand.
22:50Good.
22:51You're being the barrister again, aren't you?
22:54Sorry, sir, I didn't recognise you without your mop.
22:57Well, you can stuff this up, your wig, mate.
23:00The drugs were definitely there
23:01and I'm not going to cry either.
23:08You think there really is a hell, Boyle?
23:11Sir, the bloke is an evil swine.
23:14We had to get in one way or another.
23:17You're right, Boyle, I know that.
23:19So, Derek,
23:21I think that despite the best efforts of the mayoress,
23:23we'll get a conviction tomorrow.
23:27Thanks to your brilliant work.
23:29Well, thank you, Raymond.
23:31Although your man found the drugs.
23:34No, no.
23:34Praise where praise is due.
23:36It was very much your operation.
23:38Harry the Spike was a violent and brutal drug dealer.
23:41The public had to be protected.
23:45You were quite right to plant those drugs.
23:49So you know, do you?
23:50Yeah, well, you're right.
23:51We had to get it.
23:52I didn't like doing it,
23:54but it was the only way to see justice done.
23:56In that case, Inspector Grimm,
23:58you are under arrest.
24:00I'll deny everything.
24:01You've got no evidence.
24:02Did you hear anything, Boyle?
24:03Pardon?
24:10One smile to the right that's being...
24:13Yeah, you see,
24:15what you've done here is
24:16you've only pressed the record button.
24:19Now, for some reason with these things,
24:21you've got to press record and play simultaneously.
24:23Never been able to understand why.
24:24Come on, sir,
24:25let's have a nice little drink
24:26to celebrate the impending banging up
24:28of a very tasty pull
24:29on PC goodies evidence.
24:34You'll never get me.
24:41Sir, the mayoress wants to see you.
24:45I don't like to lose, Raymond,
24:48but your evidence has got me beaten.
24:51He claims you've planted it, of course,
24:53but the courts will believe the police.
24:55I want a plea bargain.
24:57I can't give you that, mayoress.
24:59Give it to me, Raymond.
25:00I want it.
25:01I'm desperate for it.
25:02You must give it to me now.
25:04Mayoress,
25:05I'm going to do something deeply immoral,
25:08but when I'm finished,
25:09I think you'll be more than satisfied.
25:13You're being so mean!
25:16That's justice, constable.
25:19What were you wearing
25:21when you arrested Mr Spike, Goody?
25:22The new uniform.
25:25A pilot-style tunic
25:27made from tough, serviceable fabric
25:29gathered at the waist.
25:31There is also utility belt
25:33fashioned from the rarest cowhide.
25:36Unofficial uniform.
25:38A uniform without insignia
25:41or identification numbers.
25:43In short, constable Goody,
25:45you made an arrest
25:47wearing an entirely illegal uniform.
25:50This case is null and void!
25:53You're so mean!
25:57You tipped her off
25:58about Goody's uniform, didn't you?
26:01Yes, I did, Grim.
26:02Because I could think of
26:03no other way of losing the case.
26:04And I will retire to my allotment
26:07before I knowingly become
26:08a party to police corruption.
26:10You and your flipping principles.
26:12The bloke's an animal.
26:14He should be put away
26:15for the safety of the public.
26:16The public can be in no greater danger
26:19than when the police
26:20consider themselves above the law.
26:22Better a criminal goes free
26:24than the police become criminals themselves.
26:26A violent, disgusting drug pusher
26:29walked free
26:30because of your
26:31goody-goody-lardy-dardy-namby-hoyty-wishy-pamby-toity-washy-dardy-lardy-know-it-all.
26:42Public school, stiff upper lip,
26:45stiff upper house master,
26:48prim and proper,
26:49rule Britannia!
26:58I'm sorry, Raymond.
27:02There is nothing
27:03lower than a bent copper.
27:07It was just that I
27:09wanted that pull so badly.
27:12I'm glad you stopped it, Raymond.
27:14It weighed on me.
27:16I've been waking up
27:17in cold sweats.
27:19I've had to tell Tina
27:20me piles are back.
27:23Poor old girl.
27:25It's been very bleak
27:26for both of us.
27:29You won't tell anybody
27:31about it, will you?
27:32Raymond.
27:34How did the mayoress know
27:36about Goody's uniform?
27:37You tipped her off, didn't you?
27:38You blew the case
27:39because you fancy her!
27:41Patricia,
27:42you will withdraw
27:42that appalling, unfair
27:44and unworthy accusation.
27:45Well, tell me
27:46why you did it, then!
27:50I had my reasons
27:51for doing what I did, Patricia.
27:53They are not what you think
27:54and there's an end to it.
27:59And smile to the left
28:00and three and four
28:01and smile to the right
28:02and three and four
28:03and come on, ladies,
28:04step and smile!
28:06I put it, sir!
28:07Give it to me, Raymond.
28:08I want it.
28:09I'm desperate for it.
28:10You must give it to me now!
28:13Paris,
28:13I'm going to do
28:14something deeply immoral
28:15but when I'm finished
28:17I think he'll be
28:18more than satisfied.
28:23Good evening, darling.
28:25Is there anything wrong?
28:27Take off your bicycle helmet,
28:28Raymond.
28:29And...
28:34I think they're
28:52coming from
28:57to me.
29:03You
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