The Thin Blue Line is a classic British sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson as the hilariously clueless Inspector Raymond Fowler ππ Packed with absurd police station chaos, sharp British humor, and unforgettable characters, this comedy series became a fan-favorite for lovers of classic UK television.
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00:36Now, you promise you won't forget to go to the bank at lunchtime?
00:39No, I won't, Patricia.
00:40Of course, it would be more convenient to go now,
00:42and for that very reason, the bank is closed.
00:44It being the principle of British banking,
00:46that the customer must be avoided at all costs.
00:48Woo-hoo!
00:52Great shundering trumpet! Has the world run mad?
00:55Rugby, Raymond, just students having a laugh.
00:58When I was at college, I suffered from the curious delusion
01:01that I was there to study.
01:03Oh, well, I suppose we were all young once.
01:05Not you, Raymond. You were born middle-aged.
01:09That's kind of you to say so, Patricia.
01:11I've always attempted to maintain a mature outlook,
01:13but I cannot deny that there have been lapses.
01:17I once possessed a whoopee cushion.
01:21I never deployed it, of course, but the capacity was there.
01:30Well, I really don't think you're being fair, Patricia.
01:33We have lots of fun together.
01:35What about last night?
01:37Flagellation on top of fornication.
01:39You don't often get that.
01:41It was boring.
01:43Well, it was the best Scrabble score I've ever heard.
01:47Just don't forget to go to the bank at lunchtime.
01:50Morning, Pat.
01:52You all right?
01:53Oh, it's Raymond. He's getting worse.
01:55Do you know, last week I found him in bed with a model.
01:58No.
01:58We've still got bits of balsa wood stuck to the duvet.
02:04Juvenile! Juvenile! Juvenile!
02:06More juvenile, sir.
02:07Just once in a while, I'd like to nick someone whose balls are dropped.
02:14And where are the real crimes, eh?
02:17The terrorism.
02:18The bank jobs.
02:20I had such exciting dreams, Craig.
02:24Yeah, I'll get them and all, sir.
02:26Rubber waders and a boat hook.
02:27If you don't have to wake up sweating.
02:30Yes.
02:32Rag week, ladies and gentlemen, is upon us again.
02:34Come on, come on. Sit down.
02:37And the question that every policeman,
02:40or indeed police person,
02:43must ask himself,
02:45or indeed, er, er, er,
02:51itself,
02:53is how are we to deal with the inevitable juvenile excesses to come?
02:59Constable Goody.
03:00Erm.
03:04Well, it depends, doesn't it, sir?
03:07I mean, not all excesses are the same.
03:10Are we talking plain excesses,
03:12or excessive excesses?
03:16Well, I think by definition, excesses are excessive.
03:19Or they wouldn't be excesses, would they?
03:22Is this one of those brain teasers, sir,
03:24where Cleopatra turns out to be a goldfish?
03:28Concentrate, laddie, concentrate,
03:29because believe it or not,
03:30you did make a valid point.
03:34One must, of course,
03:35judge each case on its merits.
03:37I do not wish to have my officers accused of being excessive
03:39in their treatment of excesses,
03:41especially if those excesses
03:43are not particularly excessive.
03:45So, on the whole,
03:46what I think we are discussing here
03:47are excessive excesses.
03:50Is that clear?
03:52No.
03:54But keep going, sir.
03:55I expect we'll catch up.
03:58Decent crime.
03:59That's all I'm asking for.
04:00We used to get them every day.
04:03This neighbourhood's really gone downhill.
04:06It's just made for you, sir.
04:07Looks very tasty, very naughty.
04:11This is it.
04:13Crockett, I need profiles
04:14on all known terrorists in the South East.
04:17Cray, phone the Home Office.
04:19Phone the Armed Response Unit.
04:20Get me a tea, milk, four sugars.
04:23In what order, sir?
04:24Limey, Cray, where were you dragged up?
04:26Milking first, tea next, sugar.
04:31So, what excesses may we expect to encounter
04:34and how are we best to deal with them?
04:36What about a student rugby club
04:38sing-along and trouser-dropping?
04:40How do we deal with that?
04:42Good question.
04:43Well, if at all possible,
04:45exercise tolerance,
04:46the police officer's secret weapon.
04:49We'll never forget
04:49that if you arrest a college rugby team
04:52for using obscene language,
04:53at some point you'll find yourself in court
04:55having to recite the lyrics
04:57of the good ship Venus.
04:59Oh, surely not, sir.
05:01Oh, yes.
05:02Defence briefs are ruthless.
05:03They will say to you,
05:04exactly what did my client suggest
05:08that the figurehead was sucking?
05:11And if you do not answer
05:12in a loud, clear voice,
05:13they will claim that you are unsure of your facts.
05:16Answer what, sir?
05:20An external organ of the male anatomy.
05:24Doesn't rhyme with Venus.
05:27May I have a word, Raymond?
05:28A matter of extreme urgency has arisen.
05:31I want to bring you up to speed
05:32because you and your officers
05:33may possibly be able to assist
05:36in a minor capacity
05:37at some hypothetical later stage,
05:39although I doubt it.
05:40And only if I let you,
05:41which I probably won't.
05:43Well, anything we can do to help, Derek.
05:45Perhaps we could all club together
05:47and buy you a straitjacket.
05:49Now, this has just arrived.
05:50I think it's genuine.
05:55We, the Saint Neddots,
05:57demand freedom and political autonomy
05:59for our sovereign state of igeloc.
06:02My guess is some form of Gallic or Celtic separatism.
06:05And my guess is some form of brain-from-body separatism.
06:09This is clearly the work of a wild lunatic.
06:12Exactly.
06:12Have you ever been to Wales?
06:14As for the Scots,
06:16if your national dish is a sheep's stomach,
06:18you're going to be bitter, aren't you?
06:20Of course, it could be the Cornish.
06:21They're bloody strange.
06:23And the Geordies.
06:25So, presently, you suspect anyone
06:26who doesn't live within ten miles of the Thames estuary.
06:31I'm probably completely wrong,
06:33but igeloc sounds a bit Anglo-Saxon.
06:35Maybe it's something to do with the Arthurian legends.
06:38Well done, Constable.
06:40Well, you've got a good little brain there.
06:42Bit of training, we might make you a detective.
06:44Oh, I don't think so, sir.
06:46I haven't got the skills, you see.
06:48For one thing, I can't talk out of my...
06:50Yes, thank you, Harry.
06:52Surely, Inspector Grimm,
06:53you're not suggesting that we take this note seriously.
06:55I take all threats of terrorist activity seriously
06:58until proved otherwise.
07:00Have a look at the rest of the facts.
07:01Are you warned that we intend to target
07:03the fascist borough of Gasforth
07:05with a series of terror attacks
07:07using deadly drat-suck?
07:09You see, I've got a very, very bad feeling
07:12in my stomach about this.
07:14How about you, Constable Cray?
07:15Yeah, I don't feel so good myself, sir.
07:17But I did have a kebab for breakfast.
07:21Look, this may be a hoax, it may not be.
07:24All I know is, if it is genuine,
07:26my arse will be on the line
07:28and I don't want a cock-up.
07:33Well, I imagine that you don't.
07:36So, this deadly drat-suck,
07:38what do you think it might be?
07:39My informed guess is some kind of
07:41Centex-style explosive.
07:43Yes, well, it could be.
07:45It is also, of course, custard,
07:47spelt backwards.
07:49Custard.
07:50And if we apply the same backwards principle
07:52to our other mystery words,
07:54we discover that the St Nedderts
07:57who want autonomy for a Gelloc
08:00turn out to be students
08:01who want autonomy for their college.
08:04I fear, Derek, that you've been
08:05the victim of a rag-weak prank.
08:09Er...
08:11Well, you worked it out quicker
08:13than I thought, Roman.
08:14Not as quickly as I did,
08:15but well done all the same.
08:19Sir, I've got the Home Office on the phone.
08:24And the Armed Response Unit
08:25want to know what you want.
08:26Tell them I'm going to shoot
08:28some bleeding students!
08:29So, as I was saying,
08:31tolerance.
08:32The police officer's secret weapon.
08:35What a Dippert's loof that man is.
08:40You won't forget to go to the bank
08:41at lunchtime, will you?
08:42I'm snowed under here.
08:43I'll have to do my admin
08:44over a takeaway as it is.
08:46More haste, less speed, Sergeant.
08:48Rushed meals lead only to upset stomachs
08:50and onion rings on the duty log.
08:53Well, I shouldn't eat so much rubbish anyway.
08:55I think it's making me flabby.
08:57No, what absolute nonsense, Patricia.
08:58Do you think so?
08:59Of course.
09:00It's got nothing to do with diet.
09:02You're bound to start to sag a bit
09:03as you get older.
09:04LAUGHTER
09:17All right, we check the handwriting
09:19of every student in this college.
09:21Assuming that is that they know how to write.
09:24You hear that, Craig?
09:25Hello, Don.
09:25Craig?
09:26What's you studying there, mate?
09:27Thanks.
09:41Raymond!
09:42Yes?
09:43It's nearly half past.
09:44What about the bank?
09:45Great heavens to Betsy, Patricia.
09:47There's plenty of time.
09:49Can't a fellow be allowed a few moments of peace
09:51to read a chapter of Sherlock Holmes
09:53and enjoy his chocolate frog?
09:56Look, I'm not even having a lunch break.
09:58There's too much paperwork.
09:59Now, if you don't go to the bank
10:00and renew the standing orders,
10:01they'll repossess the telly.
10:03Well, that'd be no bad thing.
10:04It's all rubbish anyway,
10:05nothing but mindless escapism.
10:07Oh, and Sherlock Holmes
10:09is mindless escapism, I suppose.
10:11Sherlock Holmes is literature.
10:13If it is also escapism,
10:16then it is good, solid escapism
10:18with no game shows or swearing.
10:21Rag week is a trying time, Patricia,
10:23and I think I might be forgiven
10:24for wanting to dream again
10:26my boyhood dreams
10:28of foiling the machinations
10:30of the red-headed league.
10:32Well, we none of us get what we want, do we?
10:35I know I don't.
10:37No, I suppose not.
10:39It must be a dull business for you, Sergeant,
10:41being attached to a creaky old plodder like me.
10:45It weighs on me, you know, it does.
10:48Sometimes I imagine myself
10:50doing something splendidly heroic
10:52to make you proud of me,
10:54proud and happy.
10:56You could make me proud and happy, Raymond,
10:58by going to the bank when I asked you
10:59and occasionally giving me
11:00a damn good rogering.
11:08Oh, dear.
11:09Oh, dear.
11:10Ah.
11:14Constable Gladstone,
11:16Sergeant Dawkins and I
11:18were just discussing
11:19that fellow ring,
11:23Roger Ring.
11:26And we were just saying,
11:30well, how damn good he is, basically.
11:34Damn good rogering.
11:38Isn't that right, Sergeant?
11:39Yes, that's right, dear.
11:40But we see so little of him these days, don't we?
11:45Or indeed his Swedish cousin, Bonk.
11:55What do you want, Glaston?
11:57What do I want?
11:59I don't know.
12:01I heard nothing, sir.
12:03It's none of my business.
12:08Well, I think we got away with that one.
12:11Just don't forget to go to the bank.
12:23Best morning we've ever had at the arcade, Maureen.
12:27Five pence.
12:29Ten pence.
12:32Hello, Inspector Fowler.
12:40Is it in the bank?
12:42Thank you for pointing that out,
12:43Councillor Bookerty.
12:44I was about to ask for two tickets
12:45to see Lawrence of Arabia.
12:48Do you think we're in the right queue, sir?
12:50Some of the other queues are moving much faster
12:52and it's nearly time to be back at work.
12:56I think I'll swap.
12:58Do you think I should swap, sir?
12:59I think I should swap.
13:00Some of the other queues are moving much quicker.
13:02Do you think I should swap queues, sir?
13:03Yes, Councillor Bookerty.
13:04I think you should swap queues.
13:05I think you should swap banks.
13:07If I'd given my choice,
13:08I'd have you in a different country altogether.
13:13God, I've got no idea, sir.
13:15What if I swap queues,
13:17but you stay here?
13:19Then we can keep an eye on each other.
13:20And if you get to the window first,
13:22I'll rush over and you can let me in.
13:23And if I get to the window first,
13:25you can come back and I'll let you in.
13:27No, no.
13:28What we do is we put a bag here to save our place
13:31and then we go and join the other queues.
13:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:34We put the coat and the bag at the end of each queue
13:36and then we just ask other people to shuffle them down
13:38so we don't use our...
13:39Because of all goodies!
13:44Five pence.
13:45Ten pence.
13:48Excuse me.
13:50Police.
13:50Won't be a minute.
13:51It's hard, love.
13:52Yes, sir.
13:52Yeah, I've filled it all in.
13:54I'll like it in twenties, please, darling.
13:57Just one moment, Detective Constable Cray.
14:00Did you just push in?
14:02Oh, yeah.
14:03I always do that.
14:04Well, if you can't jump the odd queue,
14:05what's the point of being a copper?
14:07Time.
14:09The point, Constable Cray,
14:11to quote the first paragraph of the police statement
14:13of common purpose and value,
14:15is to uphold the law firmly and fairly,
14:18to prevent crime,
14:19to pursue and bring to justice those who break the law,
14:22to keep the Queen's peace,
14:23to protect, help and reassure people,
14:25and to be seen to do all this with integrity,
14:28common sense and sound judgment.
14:29I seek in vain to find couched within that glorious sentiment
14:33any mention of pushing in.
14:36Jones, sir.
14:37Perks of a job, innit?
14:38Finished, sir.
14:39Yes, sir.
14:40Think you've lost your place?
14:42Mm-mm.
14:48Ah, two seconds to spare.
14:50Good afternoon, Sergeant Dawkins.
14:52Forgive me for not greeting you more affectionately,
14:54but as you can see from the clock,
14:55I'm back on duty.
14:56Did you go to the bank?
14:58Of course I went to the bank.
14:59Oh, thank goodness that's out of the way.
15:01Yes, I should perhaps add
15:02that although I went to the bank,
15:04I didn't actually manage to transact any business
15:07while I was there.
15:09Are you telling me you didn't organise the standing orders?
15:12I fear not.
15:13You see, I neglected to allow for the fact
15:15that because the banks now spend so much money
15:17advertising their tawdry services on the television,
15:20they can no longer afford to actually employ any staff.
15:23I can't get a right to somebody, I really am.
15:26Their adverts suggest this utopian,
15:28space-age world where money is handed out
15:31willy-nilly by gorgeous,
15:34pouting nymphettes with degrees in computing.
15:37Well, we do not require nymphettes,
15:39pouting or otherwise.
15:41All we ask is that they put some extra staff on at lunchtime
15:44and pens on the ends of the little chains.
15:47I don't believe you, Raymond.
15:49You can't do the simplest thing.
15:51Now I shall have to go after all and make up the time.
15:55You're a bloody idiot.
15:57You know that, don't you?
15:57A bloody idiot.
15:59Please, Sergeant Dawkins, we are on duty.
16:01I'm not an idiot.
16:02I'm your commanding officer.
16:03I'm only an idiot.
16:05Between one o'clock and two o'clock.
16:06After 6.30 and at weekends.
16:09Well, I'm not on duty.
16:10So you are.
16:11An idiot, a pompous twit and a pain in the backside.
16:14Randy, you're in charge of the desk.
16:17Aye, Inspector Fowler.
16:18I'm collecting tea and bicky money.
16:20You owe four pounds.
16:21I'm afraid I shall have to pay you tomorrow, Constable Gladstone.
16:24I was held up at the bank.
16:27Well, I must say, you're taking it very calmly.
16:31Excuse me, please.
16:32Can I get a phone, please?
16:33Thank you very much.
16:35Constable Abbeib, I want this lot processed and charged.
16:38What for?
16:39Looking stupid?
16:40Bloody students.
16:42We pay for this, you know.
16:43We pay taxes so that these imbeciles can send hoax threats to the police.
16:48They think it's a joke.
16:49Well, it isn't a joke.
16:50I know what a joke is and this isn't it.
16:53Now, a joke is something like a man walks into a bar.
16:57He says, ouch, because it's a public bar.
16:59I mean, it's an iron bar.
17:02Now, that's a joke.
17:04Oh, yes.
17:05Well, they say it's the way you tell them.
17:08Now, you get on, Inspector Grimm.
17:10We'll book this lot of desperados and ensure that they're properly dealt with.
17:13Never fear.
17:14Yeah, well, I'm glad you recognise the seriousness of the situation.
17:18If I'm not at the nick, you can get me on my mobile.
17:21I'll give you a banana.
17:22No, no, no, no.
17:28Look at you.
17:30I can scarcely believe my eyes.
17:32The future of Britain.
17:34The cream of a proud nation.
17:37Oh, God.
17:41Do you honestly think that any halfway decent Japanese company is going to want to give any of you lot
17:47a job?
17:48When Mr Mitsubishi is asking himself, where shall I construct our new generation of small family hatchbacks, do you think
17:56he's going to say, oh, I know, we'll go to Britain, where the academic elite are a bunch of idiots
18:01in tutus and gorilla masks?
18:04Or will he go to continental Europe, where young people wear Benetton tops and respect authority?
18:11Did you ever think of that?
18:12No?
18:13Well, it's time you've bucked up your ideas.
18:15Well, before long, Britain's name will be mud.
18:18Or worse, it'll be Italy.
18:23You're not worth charging.
18:25Just shove off.
18:27I weep for our country.
18:28I really do.
18:30Did you know that 12-year-olds in Holland and Belgium can already speak fluent English?
18:35They're no cleverer than British children, sir.
18:38My niece is only ten, and she can speak fluent English.
18:45Your head is just something you keep your hat on, isn't it, lad?
18:55Rest assured, Inspector Grimm, I have dealt with those reprobates.
18:59For all the good it'll do, you might as well have just told them to shove off.
19:04I'm tired of police work, aren't you, Raymond?
19:08Nothing but idiots, delinquents, yobbos and hooligans.
19:13Oh, I think you're being a bit harsh there, Derek.
19:15Some of your officers aren't so bad.
19:19You know damn well what I mean.
19:22It's all gone pos, snob, brainy, bloody, oity-toity up your bum and pardon me for living.
19:32I beg your pardon?
19:34There was a time when if a bloke wanted to rob a bank, he went out and he bought a
19:38shotgun.
19:39Nowadays he buys a suit from Marks and Spencers and gets a degree in accountancy.
19:44They think we're stupid, you know that, don't you, Raymond?
19:47Well, I'm not stupid.
19:48I've got five O-levels.
19:51Two of them bloody good grades.
19:54Oh, excuse me.
19:56Yes, Fowler?
19:58Raymond, I'm in the bank.
20:00There's a hold-up.
20:01What, still?
20:02I don't believe...
20:04They'll have to get some more staff.
20:06I'm going to write to the head office.
20:07I really am.
20:08Oh, you fool, and listen, it really is a hold-up with guns.
20:11I'm lying face down on the floor with the other customers.
20:13Stay where you are.
20:16Don't move.
20:17That's what they said.
20:18Neither you want.
20:19You've got to go.
20:22A real, live, armed bank robbery.
20:28God, I'm so happy I could cry.
20:33White aspects secure.
20:35Hold one, two, out.
20:45Well, thanks to Sergeant Dawkins' prompt action, we've got them good and cornered.
20:50I hope they haven't shot her.
20:53Have you established communications?
20:55Of course I have.
20:56You worry about your own job.
20:58Are the operational perimeters secure?
21:00My officers are in complete control.
21:02All right, everyone, step back a bit, please.
21:04Come on.
21:05There you go, son.
21:06I can't afford much, but if it's for charity...
21:09What?
21:10You're students, aren't you?
21:12This is a reg week stunt.
21:13I knew straight off that he wasn't a copper.
21:16He's too young and weedy.
21:18I thought he's a student, he is.
21:20Well, I ain't given him nothing.
21:22I've given enough already.
21:24I've paid for your education, you layabout.
21:27And for your heroin.
21:29And your free bloody condom.
21:32Look, I am not a student.
21:35I am a real police officer.
21:37And that is a bank robbery and broker, so will you kindly stand back, please?
21:41He's very good, isn't he?
21:43I mean, he's really quite convincing.
21:46Perhaps he's a drama student.
21:48I don't care what he is.
21:49He should get a bloody job.
21:51He'll beat him alone.
21:53He hasn't done any harm.
21:54Here.
21:55You haven't got any pot, have you, love?
21:58Your rheumatism's killing me and paracetamol just brings me dinner up.
22:02Yes.
22:03Yes.
22:05We'll see what we can do.
22:07Fowler, job for you.
22:09Go!
22:12What can I do?
22:13How can I help?
22:14I want a pizza.
22:16Do you tell your people to get them a pizza?
22:18Of course.
22:19And perhaps a small selection of cupcakes.
22:21Standard procedure, Fowler.
22:23We acquiesce to the government's demands.
22:25That way we win their trust.
22:26Brilliant, Grim.
22:27We win their trust by buying them a pizza.
22:30Why, it seems so simple.
22:32I wonder if the same tactics could work in Bosnia.
22:35Just do your job, Fowler.
22:36And if the shooting starts, keep your head down.
22:40Go!
22:43Look, there mustn't be any shooting, for heaven's sake.
22:46There are innocent people in there.
22:48Patricia's in there.
22:49But we must talk to them.
22:50I have talked to them.
22:51They won't budge.
22:52I've used all my negotiating skills.
22:55Look, Grim.
22:56You have all the negotiating skills of an embittered Rottweiler.
22:59Your telephone manner is about as appealing as a pub toilet at closing time.
23:05Let me do it.
23:06Look.
23:07No can do!
23:10This is CID business.
23:11And that is my phone.
23:15The woman I love is in that bank.
23:18Let me talk to them.
23:20Just order the pizza.
23:23Sir, if I give him the money, do you think he'll get me one?
23:27Goody, the criminals desire a pizza.
23:29Kindly order one.
23:30Yes, sir.
23:30Oh, what sort of pizza, sir?
23:33I don't know.
23:33Spicy gerbil flavoured.
23:35Just get the pizza.
23:35Do you mean the works?
23:37What?
23:38The works, sir.
23:39It means all the toppings.
23:40Yes, yes.
23:40Who cares?
23:41Just order everything.
23:42No, no.
23:42I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
23:44I mean, everything includes anchovies.
23:45Lots of people hate anchovies.
23:47I mean, I mean, anchovies could send these villains over the edge.
23:50Yes, and pineapple, sir.
23:52I only know one person out of all my friends who has pineapple.
23:54Tangy, tropical he has.
23:55And the rest of us go,
23:56TANNNNN!
23:58Personally, I find the idea of any seafood on a pizza quite repulsive.
24:03Yeah, I was probably all of that.
24:04Will you give them to me?
24:05Because I love them.
24:05Look, good.
24:06Just get a plain cheese and tomato pizza and get it now.
24:09Oh, do you think they'll want garlic bread?
24:12Definitely.
24:17On second thoughts, I'll do it myself.
24:22Yes, it's coming.
24:23Where the hell is Fowler with that pizza?
24:25I want to make a complaint about police harassment.
24:30Fowler.
24:32Where's Fowler?
24:53Pizza delivery?
24:56If it isn't hot, there's a 50 pence refund on your next purchase of diet or regular Pepsi.
25:02What probably applies between 6.30 and 7, Mondays and Tuesdays, subject to availability.
25:07Usual restrictions apply.
25:21Well, I might have known.
25:25Now, this time, you really have gone too far.
25:28All right, lob us the pizza.
25:30Then get lying on the floor with them other lot.
25:33Lob us the pizza?
25:34Them other lot?
25:36Great jangling jelly babies.
25:39If you spend more time in lectures instead of playing ridiculous pranks like this, you might sound slightly less moronic.
25:45This rag nonsense has gone quite far enough.
25:47You are all in very serious trouble.
25:49Now, hand over those ridiculous toys.
25:51I'll kill you, you bastard.
25:54Don't you dare take that tone with me, laddie.
25:56There's nothing clever about foul language.
26:00I am a police officer.
26:03And you are all under arrest.
26:06Get away, or you're dead.
26:08I'm going to count to ten.
26:10One.
26:13That bitch, I don't have anything to do with murdering coppers.
26:16If you hurt him, I'll shove that gun so far down your throat, you'll be blowing bullets out of your
26:21backside.
26:23Blimey, they're all coppers.
26:30I've never heard of such naughtiness, I mean.
26:40All right, Grim, the siege is over.
26:46Oh, Raymond, you were wonderful.
26:51I was so proud of you.
26:54I was very proud of you too, Patricia.
26:56You were most intimidating.
26:57I certainly wouldn't want to meet you on a dark night.
27:00Except to sleep with me.
27:05What, what?
27:08I'm the manager of this bank, and I have to say, you acted with tremendous courage.
27:13Thank God it's all over.
27:15Go, go, go!
27:23Well, you broke every rule in the book, Fowler.
27:26I can't deny you ended the siege without bloodshed.
27:31Oh, it's pretty cool to talk round armed robbers like that.
27:35Oh, really, Grim, hasn't the penny dropped?
27:38Armed robbers?
27:39I hardly think so.
27:41Why, under these silly masks, you'll find no craggy-faced criminals,
27:45but beardless, spotty-faced students on a rag stunt.
27:53Well, there were plenty of mature students at college, for example.
28:04So, three desperate villains, just as I thought.
28:08Both of you risked your lives for us.
28:10Now, is there anything, anything the bank can do for you?
28:12No, no.
28:13The only reward a police officer needs is to know that he's done his duty,
28:17served his community, and ensured that, as ever,
28:19the thin blue line remains unbroken.
28:22Of course, you could renew our standing orders.
28:25Oh, yes, actually.
28:26Oh, I'm awfully sorry, sir.
28:27The bank closed three minutes ago.
28:52The bank closed three minutes ago.
28:59The bank closed three minutes ago.
29:04The bank closed three minutes ago.
29:05The bank closed three minutes ago.
29:05The bank closed three minutes ago.
29:06The bank closed three minutes ago.
29:06The bank closed three minutes ago.
29:07You
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