The Thin Blue Line is a classic British sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson as the hilariously clueless Inspector Raymond Fowler ππ Packed with absurd police station chaos, sharp British humor, and unforgettable characters, this comedy series became a fan-favorite for lovers of classic UK television.
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00:00I
00:30Right, that concludes this morning's briefing.
00:33Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
00:35And never forget that in the grand order of life,
00:38there are but two forces.
00:40Those of order and those of chaos.
00:43And between them, there lies us.
00:46The thin blue line.
00:48So that's three forces, then.
00:51Two forces, Constable Goody, as I've explained.
00:54The forces of order and of chaos.
00:55Yes, and us in the middle, the police force.
01:00Yes, I think we'd better pick this up again later.
01:02You're all due out of action.
01:05Dear, oh dear, Raymond.
01:07Why do you blue bottles bother?
01:10The uniformed Constable is obsolete.
01:13Extinct.
01:14Like the doo-doo.
01:19Computers, sir.
01:20That's where it's all rocking, isn't it, ain't it?
01:22That's right, Cray.
01:23In the shadowy, electronic alleyways of the internet,
01:28a new type of villain lurks.
01:31Right.
01:32How is our investigation into stolen credit cards going?
01:35All in the computer, sir.
01:37The way to stop credit cards being stolen
01:39is for people to take care of their property.
01:42I'd like to meet the man who could get inside my trousers.
01:45What is more, my officers are far from being doo-doos.
01:49Or indeed, dodoos.
01:51They are, in fact, first-rate.
01:53Keen of eye, swift of thought, and regular of bowel.
01:58They don't need computers to solve crimes
02:01because they have brains, Grim.
02:02Remember them?
02:04Our Bobby's best friend is his brain.
02:11Well, it's pretty clear.
02:13They got in through the window.
02:14Unless, of course,
02:16the window was broken after the villains gained entry
02:20broken from within.
02:21You mean an inside job?
02:23Well, you've got to admit it would all fit.
02:25What?
02:25That he robbed his own flat?
02:26Exactly.
02:27Insurance claim, Maggie.
02:28It's a nice little knife.
02:30All the glass is on the inside, Kevin.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Do you reckon that after he smashed it,
02:34he went outside, picked up all the bits,
02:40it's possible.
02:42His fingers are cut up.
02:43We've got our man.
02:45Get your notebook, Kevin.
02:46Yes, yes, yes.
02:48Now then, sir, I know you're upset.
02:50Whoops.
02:52Have a look.
02:55Could you give us some idea of what's been taken
02:57and they're valued?
02:58What's been taken?
03:00My self-respect,
03:02my peace of mind,
03:03my sense of well-being.
03:05Could you describe these items, please, sir?
03:10They are beyond value.
03:12Told you.
03:13Mega insurance claim.
03:15And what are you lot going to do?
03:16This has ruined my life.
03:18Well, we'll do our best, sir,
03:19but the clear-up rate for burglars is solved.
03:21Oh, I don't know why I even bothered calling you lot out.
03:24You're about as much use as a tin-tack in a jockstrap.
03:29Name?
03:31Can't remember.
03:34Mr. R. Soul.
03:39I mean, the bloke was devastated.
03:42Everything he had had been defiled.
03:44Photos smashed,
03:46clothes torn.
03:47They even did a whoopsie in his goldfish bowl.
03:50And there's nothing we can do.
03:51You can fish it out.
03:56You've got to learn to walk away.
03:57There's more to life than being a copper.
03:59I don't know how you can say that.
04:01You're virtually married to the force
04:02going out with Inspector Fowler.
04:04He doesn't care about anything but the police.
04:06Oh, I'm sorry, Pat.
04:08I didn't mean that you...
04:08I know very well what you meant, Maggie.
04:10And you're wrong.
04:12Raymond has a deep and romantic soul.
04:19I think I've got a slow puncture.
04:22Oh, well, another evening spread out on the kitchen table
04:25wrestling with my inner tube.
04:29We've been together ten years, Maggie.
04:31It can't all be candlelit dinner jars of Vaseline
04:34and double-jointed sexual gymnastics.
04:37My turn to cook tonight, I think, darling.
04:39I thought I might make Rissoles.
04:43Actually, tomorrow is the tenth anniversary
04:45of our relationship
04:46and I'm going to surprise him with a special breakfast.
04:49Or perhaps a nice bit of bloater.
04:55Wake up, Raymond. Breakfast.
04:57What? Oh, bless my twinkling stars, Patrice.
05:03What's all this?
05:04Oh, well, well.
05:05Coffee, toast,
05:07or something which at some point
05:09has certainly been toast.
05:12And scrambled egg,
05:14if I'm not mistaken.
05:15You are?
05:16I'm afraid it's a waffle.
05:20Oh, dear.
05:22People worry too much
05:23about how food looks.
05:25I mean, what's it going to look like
05:26after it's worked its way
05:27through 28 feet of small intestine?
05:34Well, quite.
05:38Perhaps a smidgen too much salt.
05:40There isn't any salt in it.
05:42I'm afraid there is.
05:43Well, in that case,
05:44I put sugar on your bacon and eggs.
05:47Those habitat serving jars
05:49I put everything in.
05:50You can't tell one thing from another.
05:53Well, I can never force much down
05:54in the morning anyway,
05:55except perhaps a cup of coffee.
05:58Well, it's only instant.
06:00Hmm.
06:03In this case,
06:04instant gravy.
06:09Another mix-up with the serving jars,
06:11I fear, my darling.
06:13Oh, well, never mind.
06:15All in all,
06:16it was a very nice, um...
06:18er, thought.
06:20I can't imagine what moved you
06:22to such a splendid gesture.
06:24Can't you?
06:26Um...
06:28No, no, no, I fear not,
06:30but it's much appreciated anyway.
06:33Now, I really must rush.
06:34I have a small gift item
06:36to pick up before work.
06:37Oh, Peachy, you did remember.
06:42Well, of course I remembered cabbage.
06:46I always remember the important things.
06:51Cutting edge of technology,
06:53cutting edge of fannying about,
06:54what's wrong with a biro,
06:55that's what I say.
06:57I've booted up
06:58and I've patched in,
07:00I'm online, offline,
07:01downloaded
07:02and extremely cheesed off.
07:06You need to integrate
07:07your power supply at Salsa.
07:09What?
07:10Plug it in.
07:15And so,
07:16to the topic of the day,
07:17which is pickpocketing.
07:19Oh, by the way,
07:20I'll just leave the collecting tin
07:21for the Queen's birthday present here,
07:23shall I?
07:24About three pounds apiece
07:25should cover it.
07:27Excuse me, sir.
07:28I didn't quite catch that.
07:29The collecting tin
07:31for the Queen's official birthday,
07:33which is next week.
07:35Well, of course,
07:35you all knew that.
07:37We are members
07:38of Her Majesty's police force.
07:41The Queen is, in effect,
07:43our boss.
07:44And compared to many bosses,
07:46she is a model employer.
07:48She does not attempt
07:49to kiss the secretaries
07:51at the Christmas party.
07:54She does not insist
07:55on having the best coffee mug
07:57or hogging
07:58all the chocolate hobnobs.
08:00She's had a pretty rotten time
08:02a bit of late
08:02and I thought it'd be a nice thing
08:03to show her
08:04that she's appreciated.
08:05Personally,
08:06I think celebrating birthdays
08:07at work
08:08is a bad idea.
08:10Yes.
08:11Well, on this occasion...
08:11I mean,
08:12that awful business
08:13of going for a curry
08:14with people you either
08:15don't know
08:16or you don't like.
08:17Yes.
08:18Yes, well...
08:19And there is nothing
08:20to do but drink.
08:21So before you know it,
08:22you're doing
08:23the old elephant impression.
08:25And everyone else
08:26in the restaurant
08:27hates you
08:27because, quite frankly,
08:28they couldn't give
08:29a flying hoo-ha
08:30whether the birthday girl
08:31lives or dies.
08:34Well, I wasn't really
08:35thinking of taking
08:36Her Majesty
08:37for a curry.
08:40What's your elephant
08:41impression, Frank?
08:42Well, you put your
08:43trousers' pockets
08:44inside out.
08:44You see?
08:45I'm doing it.
08:50I have, in fact,
08:51already taken the liberty
08:52of purchasing her a gift.
08:55A small porcelain figurine
08:58of a young lad
08:59fishing.
09:04Well, the collecting tin
09:05is there, as I say.
09:06It's very much up to you.
09:07I don't want to buy
09:08the Queen of Presents, sir.
09:10She's an antichrist.
09:16I beg your pardon?
09:19Oh, no, I mean anarchist.
09:23No, no.
09:25What's that word
09:26for someone who's out
09:26of date and doesn't
09:27matter anymore?
09:28I think you mean
09:29an anachronism.
09:30Yes, that's right.
09:30The Queen's an anachronism.
09:32I thought that was
09:33someone who was
09:33scared of spiders.
09:35No, no, that's
09:36an arachnophobic.
09:37I thought that was
09:38a person who was
09:39scared of wide open
09:40spaces.
09:40No, that's agoraphobics.
09:42They can't handle
09:42going outside.
09:44A arachnophobic
09:44hates spiders.
09:45Look, look,
09:46we're talking about
09:46the Queen.
09:48Is the Queen
09:49scared of spiders?
09:51Well, you wouldn't
09:52have thought so,
09:52but it's been going
09:52to look that way.
09:54Perhaps that's why
09:55she's scared to go
09:56outside.
09:59Can you spare
10:00Habib a moment?
10:01Yes, of course.
10:02Carry on, Constable.
10:05Thank you, darling.
10:07Not darling.
10:09Inspector, darling.
10:13Sorry.
10:13I'm just so happy,
10:15so excited.
10:16Will you give it
10:17me after work?
10:24Possibly.
10:24I don't know.
10:26Don't spoil it.
10:27I only get one
10:28once a year
10:28and I want to
10:29be a surprise.
10:39No, sir.
10:40I'm afraid
10:41we haven't made
10:41any progress at all.
10:43I'm very sorry.
10:44People don't matter
10:44any more, do they?
10:45I didn't matter
10:46to the bloke
10:47who robbed me
10:47and I don't matter
10:49it as you.
10:49Sir, please.
10:52We really are trying.
10:55So, pickpocketing.
10:57Come on, come on,
10:58come on, come on.
11:00A crime which has
11:01traditionally been
11:02looked upon
11:02with some indulgence.
11:03We have all seen
11:05the musical
11:05Oliver
11:06and are familiar
11:07with the images
11:08of jolly
11:09apple-cheeked
11:10urchins
11:11in big hats.
11:13Well, dispel
11:14this cosy impression.
11:16The artful Dodger
11:17was a thief
11:19and I don't think
11:20he'd have considered
11:21himself quite so
11:22at home
11:25in a juvenile
11:26detention centre
11:27which is where
11:27I'd have put him.
11:29Thieving is thieving
11:30and no amount
11:31of umpapa
11:32or boomtitty
11:33or whatever
11:35in Englishman's
11:37pockets
11:37are his castle.
11:39More like
11:39a pocket billiard room.
11:42Detective Constable Cray,
11:43there is a place
11:44for fatuous,
11:45flippant,
11:46would-be humorous
11:47inanities
11:48and that place
11:49is on
11:49Noel's house party.
11:54Not
11:54in a police station.
11:56Yes, sir.
11:58Right.
11:59So, let's see
11:59how it's done.
12:00Step forward,
12:01Constable Gooding.
12:05Walk towards me.
12:07Oops,
12:07I do beg your pardon.
12:08Oh, it's quite alright, sir.
12:10Not alright
12:11for you,
12:11I fear, Goody,
12:13because I have relieved you
12:14of the contents
12:15of your pocket.
12:16In this case,
12:17a Mars bar.
12:20Constable Gooding,
12:21a Mars bar
12:21is scarcely
12:22police equipment,
12:23is it?
12:25No, sir.
12:26No, sir,
12:27indeed, sir.
12:28Are there any
12:29other items
12:30of confectionery
12:30secreted about
12:31your person?
12:36No, sir.
12:38And by that
12:39you mean
12:41I've got a
12:42curly-whirly
12:42in my truncheon
12:43pen.
12:46In that case,
12:47get it out
12:47before it melts
12:48and soils
12:48the Queen's trousers.
12:51It's not going to melt,
12:52it's as though
12:53it's going to get eaten.
12:54Great jangling,
12:55Jehovah,
12:55it is not.
12:56I've never heard
12:57of such a thing.
12:57I will not have
12:58my officers gorging
12:59themselves
13:00whilst not Judy
13:00handed over.
13:03Now, sit down.
13:06Now, let's see
13:08if any of you
13:08can pick
13:09my pocket.
13:14You're not
13:15going to do
13:15the elephant in that.
13:21I couldn't believe it,
13:23making me fish
13:24my curly-whirly
13:25out of my trousers.
13:26He's going potty,
13:27he is, you know.
13:28Fancy rushing out
13:29before work
13:30to buy a present
13:30for the Queen
13:32that she never
13:33gets in.
13:36Trying to trace
13:36missing credit cards.
13:38Yeah, the deals
13:38are being done
13:39with stolen credit cards.
13:41Yeah, yeah.
13:42Pepperoni.
13:45Anchovies.
13:46Spicy sausage
13:47and chilli.
13:48Constable Cray,
13:49this is a bleeding
13:49nick, not a bleeding
13:50cafeteria.
13:51Nothing for you
13:52then, sir?
13:52No, nothing for me.
13:54Just a bit of
13:55cheesecake
13:55and a can of
13:56Diet Nip.
14:04You've been going
14:05on about this
14:05all morning.
14:06He only pinched
14:07your Mars bar.
14:08It was for her.
14:10What?
14:11That Mars bar
14:12was for the most
14:12beautiful,
14:13the most gorgeous
14:14woman who ever
14:15walked the Earth.
14:17You bought Gloria
14:18honey for the Mars bar.
14:23Constable Habib.
14:24I bought Constable
14:24Habib a Mars bar.
14:25She likes Mars bars.
14:26I saw her eating one
14:27once.
14:27I've seen her eating
14:28sausage, egg, chips
14:29and beans.
14:30That doesn't mean
14:30if you buy a fry-up
14:31you'll get your leg over.
14:34No, no, no, no.
14:35Maggie Habib's not
14:36a little girl.
14:37You can't win her
14:38with sweets.
14:40She's a woman.
14:41And if you want
14:42to impress a woman,
14:43you have to act
14:44like a man.
14:45That's like a man.
14:46That's right, sir.
14:48She won't take
14:49any notice of you
14:50unless you're firm.
14:53That's how I treated
14:54my wife.
14:55Firm.
14:55Mm-hmm.
14:57One day I said to her,
14:59if I feel like
15:00stopping all drinking,
15:01I will.
15:02And what's more,
15:02I expect my dinner
15:03on the table
15:04when I get home.
15:05She took notice
15:06of that, did she?
15:07I don't know.
15:08I never saw her again.
15:13Engaged again?
15:15What's the point
15:16of belonging
15:17to the emergency
15:17lost credit card
15:19instant speedy hotline
15:21if whenever you ring them,
15:23they're engaged?
15:26Raymond,
15:27have you bought
15:28a birthday present
15:29for the Queen?
15:30Yes.
15:31Is there a problem?
15:32When did you last
15:32buy me a present?
15:34Why, on your last
15:35birthday, I believe.
15:36Such a remersable
15:37spanners
15:38is not a present.
15:40It is a coded request
15:41to get a smack
15:42in the mouth.
15:43You idiot, Raymond.
15:45Police stations
15:46don't send loyal
15:47greetings to the monarch
15:48anymore.
15:49The Queen
15:49and her whole family
15:50have become a joke.
15:51You've only got
15:51to read the papers.
15:54Get on with your work,
15:55Constable.
15:56I do not read
15:57the papers, Patricia,
15:58and therefore I do not
15:59suffer from the illusion
16:00that rumour,
16:01innuendo,
16:02and downright cheek
16:03constitute news.
16:04If you want to read
16:05something,
16:06then read a book,
16:07for there is more
16:08that is true
16:09and relevant
16:09in one page
16:10of Scott
16:11or Thackeray
16:12than in every newspaper
16:13ever printed.
16:14You haven't read
16:15any Walter Scott
16:16in years.
16:17It's not any
16:18flippin' Thackeray.
16:19You read
16:20Biggles books
16:21and you make
16:22slapping noises
16:23in your cocoa
16:24while you do it!
16:34Is that true, sir?
16:36Well, I don't know.
16:38Perhaps the tiniest
16:39gurgle.
16:41No, I mean,
16:42do you still read
16:42Biggles?
16:43That's what my little
16:44brother's reading
16:44at the moment.
16:45then he could do
16:46a very great deal
16:47worse
16:48because even
16:49Biggles
16:50has much to tell
16:51us that is true
16:51about loyalty,
16:54courage,
16:55honour...
16:56Gay love.
16:57Yes.
17:00I beg your pardon?
17:02Well, of course, sir.
17:03Biggles and Ginger
17:04are lovers.
17:04It's absolutely obvious.
17:06I think it's great,
17:08they make such a
17:09positive image
17:10of a homosexual
17:10partnership.
17:17Biggles
17:17and Ginger
17:20are comrades,
17:22Constable Habib.
17:23Comrades
17:24in arms!
17:25Exactly!
17:27I am stunned,
17:29Constable Habib,
17:30absolutely stunned,
17:30and indeed distressed,
17:31that you choose
17:32to apply such a
17:33crass and puerile
17:34sexual connotation
17:36to innocent
17:36adventure yarns.
17:38Oh, come on, sir.
17:39They grow men.
17:40They must have
17:41a sexual life,
17:42but neither of them
17:42ever mention women.
17:43They bunk together,
17:44breakfast together,
17:45Biggles is always
17:46squeezing himself
17:47into Ginger's...
17:47Cockpit.
17:50It's obvious.
17:52It's the same
17:53with Sherlock Holmes
17:54and Dr. Watson.
17:57Two blokes,
17:59sharing a flat.
18:00Sometimes it's
18:01months between cases.
18:02What do they get up
18:03to in the meantime?
18:06They chat!
18:09They smoke their pipes!
18:12They poke the fire!
18:18Look, sir,
18:19if Holmes and Watson
18:20are lovers,
18:21so what?
18:21Is there anything wrong
18:22with that?
18:23Yes, Constable,
18:24there is.
18:25Because sex plays
18:26no part in these stories
18:27whatsoever,
18:28hetero or otherwise.
18:30The point of Biggles
18:32and of Sherlock Holmes
18:34is to solve crimes
18:35and kill Germans
18:37and by heavens
18:37that should be
18:38enough for any man!
18:46I'm taking up a collection
18:47for the Queen's
18:47birthday present.
18:48Look, Raymond,
18:50you may have time
18:50for fannying about
18:52with presents
18:52and Biggles.
18:53Me and my officers
18:55are up to our necks
18:56in important detective work.
18:57My officers and I.
19:00What about?
19:02Nothing about them.
19:03I'm simply informing you
19:04that the phrase is
19:05my officers and I
19:06and not me and my officers.
19:09Is that so?
19:10Well, me and my officers
19:12are on the brink
19:14of tracking down
19:15a bank raid gang
19:16via credit card transactions
19:17which is, I think,
19:18a bit more important
19:19than fannying about
19:20and speaking hoity-toity.
19:23The rules of grammar,
19:24hoity-toity or otherwise,
19:26are there so that
19:27meaningful sentences
19:28can be formed
19:29and, more importantly,
19:30generally understood.
19:32Start stringing words
19:33together willy-nilly
19:34and it can lead
19:35to no end of confusion,
19:35and, Councillor McCray,
19:36lend me your notebook.
19:37Look here.
19:38The criminal ran round
19:39my side
19:40and out the back
19:41at a colossal lick.
19:44Jumble up the words
19:45and suddenly you have
19:46the criminal licked out
19:47my colossal round backside
19:49and ran.
19:52Is that so?
19:54Well, try these words
19:55in a different order.
19:57Bugger and off.
19:59I mean,
19:59off and bugger.
20:02Damn.
20:08Now, remember what I said, Kevin?
20:10Act like a man.
20:11Be firm,
20:12be masterful.
20:13So, basically,
20:14just be myself.
20:20Hey, you!
20:22Jaywalking is a crime.
20:23Get back on the pavement.
20:24Get back on the pavement,
20:26please.
20:27Would you mind telling me
20:28what you...
20:28Hang on a minute.
20:29Don't pop it.
20:30Not this time.
20:40Crimes are disease.
20:41Meet the cure.
20:42That's my grandson.
20:44He's helping me
20:45carry my shopping.
20:46He squashed my plums,
20:47Gran.
20:49Don't be silly, love.
20:51I didn't buy any plums.
20:56Hello?
20:57Is that the emergency
20:58lost credit card
20:59in St Speedy Hotline?
21:01Yes, I can hold.
21:07Hello?
21:08Yes.
21:09Yes, I'd like to report
21:10the loss of my credit cards.
21:12First, however,
21:13I should like to point out
21:14that the words
21:15emergency,
21:16instant
21:17and speedy
21:18have no place
21:19in your company title.
21:22Infuriating, yes.
21:23Tawdry, certainly.
21:25Absolutely blinking outrageous.
21:26Oh, I think so.
21:27No, madam,
21:28I will not accept
21:29your apology
21:29because I do not believe
21:30that you mean it.
21:31I believe that you are
21:32indifferent to the fact
21:34that I've just had to listen
21:34to the Mull of Kintyre
21:36seven times.
21:39Hello?
21:40Hello?
21:43Sir?
21:45I've traced that missing
21:46credit card.
21:48You're going to love this.
21:52Oh, yes.
21:55Oh, yes.
21:56Oh, yes.
21:57Oh, yes.
21:57Oh, yes.
21:58Yes.
21:59Yes.
22:00Yes.
22:00Yes, fine.
22:00No, no, no.
22:02That was the worst
22:02boot I've ever been on.
22:04It was like being on patrol
22:05with a flipping two-year-old.
22:08Look, he was a funny-looking
22:09old bloke hanging around
22:11at a school gate.
22:12I had to collar him.
22:13Kevin, he was a lollipop man.
22:17Just keep out of my way
22:18for a while, OK?
22:21That's it.
22:22I'm just wasting my time.
22:24I think I'm going to pack it in.
22:26I'm going to leave the force.
22:27I've just had a call
22:28from the fire grade.
22:29They're in the high street.
22:30A man is threatening suicide
22:31from the ledge
22:32of a tall building.
22:33I'm going to attend
22:33the scene myself.
22:34Well, that'll make him jump
22:36if nothing else does.
22:37Mr. Habib,
22:38I may require a woman officer.
22:40Kindly come with me.
22:41Yes, sir.
22:46I reckon she hates me now.
22:48I reckon she thinks
22:49I'm a pranit.
22:50Oh, yeah?
22:51How'd you work that out, then?
22:52Well, it was something she said.
22:54She said,
22:54I hate you, Kevin.
22:55I think you're a pranit.
22:57Look,
22:58you've got to grovel a bit,
22:59ain't you, eh?
23:00The birds love it.
23:01You've got to say,
23:02listen, doll,
23:03I was a real pillock.
23:04Then I'm going to the champagne
23:06and the chockeys
23:06and steam in for the bunker.
23:08Right.
23:10Champagne
23:10and chocolates.
23:11Yeah,
23:12gets them every time,
23:13doesn't it?
23:13The draw dropper.
23:14The knicker stripper.
23:20Excuse me, sir.
23:21Would you mind
23:22coming in off this ledge?
23:23Oh.
23:25Oh, you care about me now,
23:26do you?
23:27Nobody respects me.
23:29Nobody cares about me.
23:30I'm a nothing.
23:31And nobody
23:33friendless
23:34and alone.
23:35But the same thing
23:36could be said
23:37about the Prime Minister.
23:40And he leads
23:40a full and active life.
23:43Give me one good reason
23:45not to jump.
23:46All right, I will.
23:49That is a public pavement
23:50down there.
23:52Others have to use
23:53that pavement
23:53and they should not be required
23:55to circumnavigate
23:56your pureed person
23:58in order to do so.
23:59May I speak to him, sir?
24:02Oh, very well.
24:02I seem to have exhausted
24:03my powers of persuasion.
24:07Ron, remember me?
24:08You say nobody cares about you.
24:10That's a lie.
24:12I decided to leave
24:13the police today
24:14because of you
24:15and how we could do
24:17nothing to help.
24:18Is that true?
24:19Yes, Constable Habib,
24:20is that true?
24:21It was true.
24:22But I can see now
24:23it would just be running away.
24:25Just like you're
24:26running away now.
24:28The bloke who did
24:28your house over
24:29isn't going to make me run.
24:31And he shouldn't let him
24:32make you either.
24:33He took your video
24:34but he can't take your spirit.
24:37You have to give that
24:38away yourself.
24:42For God's sake, man,
24:43what are you waiting for?
24:44I've never heard anything
24:45so well put in my entire life.
24:47Get off that ledge this instant.
24:52I was extremely proud
24:53of you today,
24:54Constable Habib.
24:55It wasn't your fault
24:56the silly fool jumped.
25:00Inspector Fateman,
25:02you are under arrest.
25:04I beg your pardon,
25:06Inspector Grimm?
25:06A credit card
25:07belonging to you
25:08has been used
25:09to hire a car
25:10which was subsequently
25:11deployed in a drug deal.
25:13You know damn well
25:13that my pocket was picked.
25:15My credit cards were taken.
25:16Is that so?
25:17Well, it hasn't been.
25:18reported stolen,
25:19has it, Craig?
25:20No, sir.
25:21So when did you discover
25:23the loss of this
25:23credit card then, sir?
25:25Well, this morning
25:25at the briefing.
25:26And yet you still
25:27haven't reported it
25:28eight hours later?
25:30Well, I've been trying.
25:31They were engaged
25:32and they...
25:35How's it feel
25:36to have someone
25:37being a bit clever
25:39and hoity-toity
25:40with you for a change, Raymond?
25:42You've got the bloke
25:43who nicked your card
25:44and the drugs, innit?
25:45It's going to look
25:46pretty amusing
25:47when it comes up
25:47on your statement,
25:49a stolen car
25:50plus half a pound
25:51of heroin.
25:53You'd be a bit
25:54more careful
25:55in future.
25:57Yes, thank you, Derek.
25:58I will be.
26:00Inspector Grimm,
26:01there's been
26:01another burglary.
26:02Sergeant Torpens,
26:04how often do I have
26:04to tell you
26:05I'm a detective inspector?
26:06I don't bother
26:07with burglaries.
26:09Get uniform to go.
26:10All right.
26:11Constable Habib,
26:12Inspector Grimm's house
26:13has just been burgled.
26:15Don't, don't, don't, don't!
26:18I wonder if he'll
26:19lose his self-esteem
26:20and try and kill himself.
26:21He will when he
26:22realises it was a hoax.
26:23Do you know,
26:24sometimes I just
26:24can't read my own
26:25handwriting.
26:27I was extremely wrong
26:28of you, Patricia.
26:30But he was probably
26:31going home anyway.
26:34Stuff it.
26:37I'm afraid Sergeant
26:38Dawkins isn't very
26:39pleased with you,
26:40Inspector.
26:41The 10th anniversary
26:42of our relationship
26:43and you didn't
26:43get me anything.
26:44Well, I don't know
26:45why he sets such
26:46store-by presents
26:47anyway, Pat.
26:48Personally,
26:49I hate the way
26:50a man thinks.
26:50When he's acted
26:51like a complete
26:52burp,
26:52he can make it
26:53all right with
26:54a few chockies
26:55and a bottle
26:55of champagne.
26:57Well, I'd love
26:58a man who bought
26:59me chockies
26:59and champagne.
27:00Well, maybe
27:01for an anniversary.
27:03But any bloke
27:04who thought he could
27:04buy my affections
27:05like that,
27:05I'd get a punch
27:06in the mouth.
27:07What's wrong,
27:08Kipley?
27:09And what are you
27:10hiding behind
27:10your back?
27:12Nothing.
27:14Nothing?
27:15That is,
27:17except the
27:17chocolates and
27:18champagne which
27:19I asked you to
27:20get from me
27:20while I was
27:21out at this
27:21suicide attempt.
27:22Isn't that
27:23right, Goody?
27:30Well, hand them
27:31over, then,
27:32Maddie.
27:33we can settle
27:34up later.
27:39Well, now,
27:41Cabbage,
27:42I have to
27:43confess that I'm
27:44more than little
27:45hurt that you
27:45could think I
27:46would forget
27:46our anniversary.
27:48Perhaps sometimes
27:49you forget that
27:50I have feelings
27:51too.
27:52I'm sorry,
27:53Peachy.
27:55To darling
27:56Maggie.
28:00felt with one
28:01G and a Y.
28:03Sorry about
28:03arresting the
28:04lollipop man.
28:05Any chance of a
28:06bunk-up,
28:07love Kevin.
28:18Do you think we
28:19got away with it?
28:22don't
28:23like
28:32huuuuuh.
28:34Ha ha ha.
28:37Oh.
28:42Oh.
28:46Oh.ivid
28:48know. I
28:49know. You
28:54You
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