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When Hyacinth volunteers to help with a senior citizens' day trip to the coast, she has to get into the spirit of things more than she had originally planned.
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00:35A bit more this way.
00:38A little higher.
00:40And straighter.
00:43Yes, that'll do.
00:49Let's have the drawing pins.
00:50You said bring the poster.
00:52You didn't say anything about drawing pins.
00:54Well, I'll hold it and you can fetch them.
00:56Well, that's very charitable.
00:58It's my profession.
01:01Do you think Sheridan's voice is changing?
01:06Still asking for money, I know that.
01:10I think it's getting deeper.
01:13In debt.
01:17I hope he won't go any lower than tenner.
01:22I'd like to think his voice will blend with mummy's when he comes home.
01:28Blow your horn, Richard.
01:30What for?
01:31This old lady on the pavement.
01:32You must warn her you're coming.
01:38Don't you blow your horn in a more refined way, dear?
01:41I always think you can tell a gentleman by the way he blows his horn.
01:48Oh, look, there's the vicar.
01:49Oh, look, there's the vicar putting up a poster.
01:51I wonder what it is.
01:53Pull into the church car park, dear.
01:57That took you a long time.
01:58If you wanted faster drawing pins, you should have fetched them yourself.
02:04Oh, there you are, vicar.
02:06Oh, no, it's the bucket woman.
02:08Don't let the bucket woman volunteer.
02:10What is a beauty stopper?
02:11How can I stop her?
02:13Well, think of something.
02:14You can't go through life just fetching drawing pins.
02:16Good morning, vicar.
02:18Good morning.
02:19What have we here?
02:22Oh, volunteers needed.
02:24Just taking it down, Mrs Bucket.
02:28OK.
02:29Been a wonderful response.
02:31We have all the volunteers we need.
02:34To care for a senior citizen.
02:37No, no, no, vicar.
02:39I have a father in that category, dear daddy.
02:42I'm an expert, you see, so put me down.
02:48I think this will be suitable.
02:51For wearing in bed?
02:54For tomorrow's outing.
02:57The seaside with the senior citizens.
03:00I thought if I wore something striking, they'll always know where I am.
03:05I shall be like a beacon for them.
03:08And for the local shipping, I should think.
03:11It's brand new, dear.
03:13I've hardly worn it.
03:14I'm not surprised.
03:17Now then, let me see.
03:20We shall need a head count as soon as our flock appears.
03:24I'll leave that to you, dear.
03:25You're good at figures.
03:27There'll be complaints if we mislay even one senior citizen.
03:31Head out.
03:40Father is sitting by his bed with his bucket and spade.
03:46Have you told him he's not going to the seaside till the morning?
03:49I've told him, but he says he's much too excited to sleep.
03:54More than can be said for some people.
03:59I got excited on your birthday.
04:03How often am I supposed to get excited?
04:06You're in early, are you, Rose?
04:08I thought you had a date.
04:09Oh, I've had a date.
04:10But Mr Ripley has to be in early.
04:13Why?
04:14When he's on a date?
04:15Oh, it's not his idea.
04:16Whose idea is it?
04:18Mrs Ripley's.
04:20Oh, life among the primitives.
04:24Terrifying.
04:25The things they do to you when you're 14 or thereabouts.
04:28Sounds like Arnold Street.
04:31They have to go through all sorts of physical torments.
04:34Supposed to prove your manhood.
04:36Sounds like a perfectly good idea to me.
04:41Hadn't you better go and put your father to bed?
04:48I bet when I get back, you'll be asleep.
04:52I'll give it a damn good try, days.
04:56Do you have this trouble with Mr Ripley?
04:59Worse.
05:00He's always got one eye on his watch.
05:02Oh.
05:04I do hate it when they tell you they love you with one eye on their watch.
05:12Of course you can drive the minibus.
05:16You don't imagine I'd marry someone who can't drive a minibus.
05:21I think you sometimes forget you're a man of gold credit card standard.
05:27I don't have a gold credit card.
05:31Only because you don't have enough money.
05:36Apart from that, you have every other qualification.
05:41I'll answer that.
05:42It's bound to be someone important.
05:44The Bacay residence.
05:46The lady of the house speaking.
05:49Sheridan.
05:51Oh, how kind of you to think of ringing mummy.
05:55No more cash this month.
05:59No, Daddy and I are just on our way out.
06:01Right, we're taking some senior citizens to the sea.
06:07No, we're not going to drown them, dear.
06:11Strange sense of humour you have, Sheridan.
06:14Your car needs a respray.
06:18Oh, but I thought your friends liked that lilac colour.
06:24Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
06:27Oh.
06:29Sis, how far is the seaside?
06:32It's about 60 miles, I think.
06:3460 miles.
06:36Oh, just think.
06:38For the entire day, there are going to be 60 miles between myself and Harrison.
06:44And what about me?
06:45I shall be at the seaside with her.
06:47You volunteer.
06:50I didn't volunteer.
06:52With hyacinth, one is conscripted.
06:55Oh, yes, I know.
06:57And I do sympathise.
06:59You don't?
07:00I think you're enjoying this.
07:02Of course I'm not.
07:07Oh, Liz is going to spend the day with hyacinth.
07:11Hyacinth will spend the day with Liz.
07:19Ow!
07:20Do you know what the time is?
07:22That's on your side.
07:23It's still early, this side.
07:27We've got to get Father ready for the seaside.
07:31He was ready last night.
07:34He's been to bed since then.
07:37He's gone.
07:39I'm sorry, Rose.
07:41If you've lost another lover, I can't help it.
07:44This morning, I've got to get Father ready for the seaside.
07:48I've not lost another lover.
07:49It's Father that's gone.
07:52Oh, well, if he's gone.
07:55But we don't know where he's gone.
07:58And if he's not there at the church hall on time,
08:00our hyacinth's going to be down here looking for him.
08:11Good morning, Elizabeth.
08:13Oh, morning, Richard.
08:16Having a day at the seaside, eh, Richard?
08:18That's right.
08:20Been looking forward to it, have you?
08:22Apparently, so I've been told.
08:25What's your bouquet and spade, I trust?
08:34I know you're not over the moon about this trip, but it's preferable to a broken ankle.
08:38Oh, I don't know.
08:43Just stop it, you two.
08:47Oh, passion.
08:50Love the hat.
08:52Thank you, Emmett.
08:54I don't think Richard ever notices.
08:57I notice, I notice.
09:00It looks as though we have a lovely day for it.
09:03Yes, indeed.
09:05Enjoy yourselves.
09:07Thank you, Emmett.
09:09Door, Richard.
09:15Oh, no.
09:17Oh.
09:20Richard.
09:21I'm so sorry.
09:22Sorry.
09:23I hope you all have a wonderful day.
09:26A wonderful, long day.
09:29Well, thank you very much, Emmett.
09:31What lovely manners your brother has.
09:33Perhaps we could sneak him aboard if he'd care to come.
09:40Now, mind how you go, Richard.
09:43You'll soon be driving a minibus, which is considerably larger than our little car.
09:50So do you realise that?
09:52Well, start practising, dear.
09:57Imagine that this car is much wider than it actually is.
10:01You'll need to give other vehicles a wide berth.
10:07Now, remember, not too close, Richard.
10:17Mind your life?
10:20There was no need to be silly, dear.
10:29Mrs Lomax is feeling travel sick.
10:32We haven't started yet.
10:33Apparently she gets it in anticipation.
10:36If she's already feeling ill, she's obviously the ideal person to put in the minibus with Mrs Bucket.
10:44That's wicked!
10:46Yes, isn't it?
10:47I'll make up for it on Sunday.
11:02Mr Farini's kissing the ladies again.
11:04Put him in the minibus with a bucket woman as well.
11:08I'll make up for that one the following Sunday.
11:14Hello there.
11:15Come, hello.
11:16Hello.
11:16Good day.
11:17Isn't it lovely?
11:18Oh, there you are, Vicar.
11:20I'm outside a church.
11:22Why does she sound surprised?
11:27Come along, Elizabeth.
11:29All ready for the off, then, are we?
11:31Funny you should say that.
11:33As I heard you speak, I immediately thought, I'm ready for the off.
11:39Daddy, not here yet?
11:41Oh, you'll like Daddy Vicar.
11:44He was a wonderful man in his prime.
11:47Covered himself with glory in the war.
11:49But in the most gentlemanly fashion.
11:53Taught me all I know about bottle preserves.
11:56Dear Daddy, he ran an exemplary family.
12:06Excuse me.
12:08Daddy seems to have accepted a lift from strangers.
12:16Oh, really?
12:18I told them to bring Daddy on foot.
12:20I don't think anybody's seen, but try to keep their backs turned.
12:26Her father was a war hero.
12:28Some of us think her husband's the hero.
12:34Daisy, please insert Onslow back in the car.
12:38I'm just having a stretch.
12:44Rose, pull your skirt down before we're all excommunicated.
12:48I always thought that because, is she?
12:50If I was going to get excommunicated, I'd rather it was because of him.
12:56Sorry you can't stop.
12:57Off you go, then.
12:59Wait a minute.
13:00Is he here?
13:02Is who here?
13:03Father!
13:04Well, I thought you'd brought him.
13:07Hmm?
13:07Where is Daddy?
13:10Why isn't he in the car?
13:12Because he's wandered off again, hasn't he?
13:14You know what a tinkerbelly is.
13:18He'd already gone before we got up.
13:20We thought he'd be here.
13:22Well, he's not here.
13:23Oh, Daisy, you've lost Daddy.
13:28How inconvenient.
13:32Can you ask that, Vicar, if he has a vacancy for an experienced helper of a willing nature?
13:41Make that too.
13:44May I remind you that you are a married woman?
13:48Yes.
13:49Go on.
13:50Remind me.
13:52Remind me.
13:55Now, it's no good hanging about without Daddy.
13:58Move.
13:58Move.
13:59Move.
13:59Goodbye, Daisy.
14:00Goodbye, Onslow.
14:01In you go, Rose.
14:02Go and try and find Daddy.
14:04Go.
14:05Go.
14:06Yes.
14:07You're travelling in the minibus, are you, Elizabeth?
14:09Yes, that's right.
14:10You're a brave woman.
14:12Richard's a very good driver.
14:14That's not what I meant.
14:22Daddy's not coming.
14:24Why not?
14:25They've lost him.
14:26Then hadn't we better stop and find him?
14:28Oh, no.
14:29He's been lost before.
14:30Daddy's very experienced at being lost.
14:33No, Richard.
14:34Our duty is here.
14:36Now then, Mrs Bucket.
14:38Bouquet, if you'll take Mrs Lomax.
14:40Of course, Vicar.
14:42How do you do, Mrs Lomax?
14:44I feel sick.
14:48She always says that.
14:51You do drive steadily, Richard.
14:53Mrs Lomax is feeling sick.
14:55It's going to be a great day.
14:56I can feel it.
15:01Hello.
15:02It's on the back seat.
15:03Oh, Donna, stupendo.
15:10This is Mr Farini, Mrs Bouquet.
15:13Buongiorno.
15:14Good morning.
15:15I'm afraid he is of rather an expressive continental nature.
15:19Oh, the continent.
15:20I know it well.
15:22My Sheridan has numerous contacts in the European community.
15:28Welcome aboard, Signor Farini.
15:32Grazie, grazie.
15:38Elizabeth, we'd better sit close to Mrs Lomax in case she needs assistance.
15:42Oh, well, all right.
15:43If you think people really need assistance to feel ill.
15:53I thought there'd be more.
15:55Yeah, it seems we have them rather outnumbered.
15:58Of course, if Daddy were here, there would have been more.
16:02Mind the sheep, Richard.
16:04They're in the field.
16:07Yes, but this could be the lambing season.
16:10Mining the sheep.
16:17They're in Montecarina.
16:25Richard, I think Mrs Lomax requires another pause.
16:30Oh, not again.
16:39Do you think Mrs Lomax always comes on these outings?
16:43Never misses, so I'm told.
16:46Oh!
16:49Where do you know, Mrs Lomax?
16:52I think Signor Farini is raring to go.
16:58I do like to be beside the sea.
17:05God bless Hyacinth and all who sail in her.
17:10Where do we roll along, roll along, roll along.
17:14Where do we roll along, for the liberty?
17:25No, Mr Farini.
17:27When I said I wanted to stretch my legs.
17:29We've done, oh, we've done.
17:32Don't hurry up, Mrs Lomax.
17:34I think the country air is affecting Mr Farini.
17:36I'm better for chatting in dark.
17:40How would you describe him?
17:43Old.
17:44Confused.
17:45A flaming nuisance.
17:48What does he look like, this flaming nuisance?
17:52How would you say our rolls?
17:54Well, our eyes, I think, always says distinguished.
17:57He looks distinguished.
17:59He looks like a barn pot.
18:03Distinguished barn pot.
18:05Can we narrow that down a bit?
18:07Has he any distinguishing features?
18:09He was curry in a bucket and spade.
18:14He's going to the seaside.
18:18With his bucket and spade.
18:21I told you, barm pot.
18:24Looked quite nice, really.
18:26When you've got a minute, take a look at this report, Sergeant.
18:29Charlie!
18:30Charlie!
18:31Do you remember me, Charlie?
18:34Rose!
18:36Rose!
18:36Yes.
18:36How are you, Rose?
18:38Looking well, Charlie.
18:39Oh, thank you.
18:42Well, I must be off.
18:47When they're in the dark, you forget how tall they are.
18:52Yes, come on.
18:54You're all right.
18:55Yeah, come on.
18:56Stop.
18:57That's fine.
18:57Deep breaths, Mrs Lomax.
19:01Deep breaths.
19:08Oh, come on.
19:10How are you going?
19:13Melissa, Mamani.
19:16Don't lose sight of me, Richard.
19:18Not for one moment.
19:20I'm not likely to in that hat and blazer.
19:26Keep up, Richard.
19:36It looks as if we're going to the amusements.
19:39Oh, it seems that way.
19:41How are you feeling, Mrs Lomax?
19:44Sick.
20:13Not too near, Mr. Farini.
20:14Not too near.
20:18Mr. Farini.
20:20Mr. Farini, you're a wizard.
20:22Oh, my darling, Professor Barclay.
20:24Okay.
20:26Okay.
20:28Okay.
20:38Are you all right, Harrison?
20:40I'm just letting my hair down.
20:44If you're at a fun fair, you have to be prepared to join in the fun.
20:50Oh, my darling, Mrs Lomax, must be feeling better.
21:09Ah, yes, but for how much longer?
21:14That's the third one of those she's had.
21:18Oh, I needed that.
21:21It feels as though the day's been one long ride on the dodgems.
21:40Come, come, we go.
21:42Part for more, fair of a cherry.
21:45Richard, would Elizabeth or yourself like to join us in the funhouse?
21:52I'm happy just to soak up the atmosphere.
21:55No thanks, but you carry on.
22:02I will.
22:06Oh, Mrs Lomax, you'd like to join us.
22:10Oh, nice.
22:17Don't underlay.
22:19Don't underlay.
22:25Oh!
22:57Excuse me.
22:59Excuse me.
22:59Excuse me.
23:00Excuse me.
23:04Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:08Oh!
23:09Oh!
23:11Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:14Oh!
23:15Oh!
23:16Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:27Oh!
23:28Oh!
23:31Oh!
23:53Oh, Elizabeth, look!
23:55It's the Cooper Bassetts.
23:58He's very big in something.
24:00They're very well connected.
24:02They're very great friends of ours.
24:06I wonder what they're doing here.
24:08Well, on holiday, presumably.
24:10But what are they doing here at a fun fair?
24:15I'm here for charitable reasons.
24:18But apart from that, I wouldn't be seen dead in a distorting mirror.
24:23I'm sure you feel the same way.
24:25Well, it's only a bit of...
24:27I'm glad you agree, dear.
24:30Oh, Mr Cooper Bassett!
24:37No, he couldn't have heard me.
24:39Well, we'll catch up with them later.
24:42I've won a prize!
24:44Richard, how clever of you!
24:48Let Mr Farini choose what he wants.
24:52Now, Richard, I've just spotted the Cooper Bassetts.
24:57That must have made their day.
24:59Well, we must hurry, dear, and catch up with them.
25:02They'll never forgive me if we miss each other.
25:08Do you think of the Cooper Bassett?
25:26Well, that's funny, wasn't she?
25:28Well, she was there a minute ago.
25:31Oh, I don't think I like this, Mr Farini.
25:56It's time for you to ask me to marry you, Mr. Polini, but I already have a husband.
26:26Your wife's not here. I can have sworn I heard her earlier.
26:31She is here somewhere. She just seems to have popped off for a moment.
26:36What a good idea.
26:48Richard!
27:02Nice meeting you, Bucket. We're just off in here.
27:08I know I'm an old soft human.
27:10Heller than I first met on this ghost tree.
27:12Really?
27:12Yes, so as it's our anniversary, congratulations.
27:17I promise her another ride.
27:22Do you fancy a ride, Liz?
27:27Do you know what I'd really like?
27:30What?
27:31Hyacinth-free coffee.
27:37Come along, Mrs. Lomax.
27:50Mr. Cooper-Bassett, I'm still expecting you at one of my candlelight supples.
27:57Oh, how many fish will look home?
28:03It's not on Japan, though.
28:05It's not on Japan.
28:06It's not on Japan.
28:10It's not on Japan.
28:12It's not on Japan.
28:20It's not on Japan.
28:22It's not on Japan.
28:24It's not on Japan.
28:24It's not on Japan.
28:25It's on Japan.
28:25It's not on Japan.
28:27It's on Japan.
28:28It's on Japan.
29:00Hello, welcome to England.
29:15It's much more than fish and chips, we've got chicks with the tits and the big filled lips.
29:19I need up kids and the RS6, big two fiddies, small fiddies with a kick, guys with more grips, little
29:23creep in your crib.
29:24I smell bacon, I smell pigs, take the cash down, get into the whip.
29:27Leeds road racing, I'm feeling like Hamilton, Weegros amazing, Cropsey I'm grabbing them, don't give a fuck in the truck
29:32and I'm ramming them.
29:33Fuck the West Yorkshire police here, it's running the-