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Richard has an unsavoury foot infection which Hyacinth decides is not exclusive enough, while a desire for a new kitchen gives Hyacinth an opportunity to do some interesting experiments in the showroom.
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00:38It was so kind of you to come at short notice, Vicar.
00:42Not at all, Mrs Buckingham.
00:45Buckfast Abbey is a place I've never been to, you know.
00:48Buckfast Abbey?
00:49Oh, yeah.
00:51Oh, we must visit.
00:53I'll organise a little outing.
00:55I can't.
00:56Can't?
00:57Tell you what that would mean to me, Mrs Bouquet.
01:03Well, that's what friends are for, Vicar.
01:13Oh, incidentally, I'm sorry I have to ask you to remove your shoes.
01:18I usually only insist on tradesmen doing that.
01:21But as you've probably noticed, we've just had our herringbone re-lacquered.
01:25I'm sorry?
01:27Oh, please don't be.
01:28Although it's a very expensive process, it only needs to be done occasionally.
01:35Oh, your floor.
01:37The woodblock.
01:38That's right.
01:41It has a tendency to lose its gloss.
01:45I often wonder whether Her Majesty has the same problem.
01:50Oh, that'll be someone important.
01:54I doubt if it's Her Majesty, she'll be on her way to Sandringham by now.
01:58But I expect it's someone else.
02:00Very senior.
02:02Please excuse me.
02:15The McKay residence, the lady of the house speaking.
02:19No, you cannot have a number 41 with noodles instead of rice.
02:24Do I sound like the green lotus?
02:28What do you mean, sounds more like the green dragon?
02:32Look, I must warn you, you're speaking to a white slimline telephone within the precincts of a clergyman.
02:39And a very merry Chinese New Year to you, too.
02:49Oh, Vicar, don't take off your shoes.
02:51I'm sure Hyacinth won't expect you to do that.
02:55Hello, Elizabeth.
02:56I'm not arriving, I'm just leaving.
02:59And she did?
03:01Yes, she did.
03:03Oh, dear.
03:05It's a herringbone, apparently.
03:07It's been re-lacquered.
03:09Oh, I see.
03:10Well, it's no problem.
03:12With Hyacinth, I always feel I'm walking on eggs anyway.
03:15I can never get the hang of the bucket bouquet thing.
03:19You know what you mean.
03:21With me, it's coffee.
03:23Oh, I can say coffee.
03:25Oh, I can say coffee.
03:27It's just that I can't hold it still.
03:30It leaps about in my sins.
03:33It never happens anywhere else.
03:38Good morning, Vicar.
03:40Good morning.
03:46You too, Richard.
03:47Oh, yes.
03:48I once left a mark on the woodblock.
03:531968.
04:00Ah, good day to you.
04:03I wish to speak with your editor, please.
04:06Why?
04:07Because I have chosen to favour your newspaper to make an important announcement.
04:13I need the advertising department.
04:15Well, put me through to someone senior in the advertising department.
04:20Enjoy your walk, dear.
04:22Not really.
04:23My foot's rather sore.
04:24How nice.
04:25Hello.
04:28Is that the advertising department?
04:31Yes.
04:32Well, I wish to insert an announcement.
04:35Hmm.
04:36What do you mean, is it hatch match or dispatch?
04:40Oh, births, marriages or deaths.
04:42Yes, I see.
04:43Trade jargon.
04:46No, it's none of those things.
04:48Nor is it an engagement announcement either.
04:51It's a fitted kitchen.
04:54I'm planning a new fitted kitchen.
04:57And I want a printed announcement in case I've overlooked telling any of my friends.
05:02It's all too easy for people to feel neglected.
05:07Yes.
05:09What do you mean you don't provide for that kind of thing?
05:12You do it for births, marriages and deaths.
05:14Surely you can do it for fitted kitchens.
05:17Down-market typesetter.
05:22I know you try and bring a little happiness into all these lives and then you don't get any cooperation.
05:28You know what this country's coming to.
05:33Richard, why are you staring at your foot?
05:36I'm sure well-bred people don't stare at their feet.
05:41Fingernails, perhaps, in a rather refined sort of gesture, but toenails, never.
05:47It's very in a city to stare at your feet.
05:51I've got itchy toes.
05:54Like Fred Astaire, torval and deep.
05:57Now, don't be silly, Richard.
05:59You can't start a career as a dancer at your time of life.
06:02Not that kind of itchy toes.
06:04I mean, the irritating kind.
06:07I think I'll let the doctor have a look.
06:09Oh, Richard, if you must go to the doctor, couldn't you go with something nicer?
06:18And please put that away in my kitchen.
06:22Why was the liquor here?
06:25He came because I called him.
06:29I needed his advice.
06:31About what?
06:33I had to consult him about a colour I have in mind for my new kitchen work services.
06:40For that, you needed the vicar's help.
06:43Oh, Richard.
06:45When you have to choose between Angel Gabriel Blue and Lucifer Grey, you need a spiritual advisor.
06:53Oh, I see.
06:55I had to have the vicar's confirmation that this is Angel Gabriel Blue.
07:11Come on, you two.
07:13It's about time you were up.
07:18Oh, it's a really lovely sunny day.
07:21Yeah, I reckon the going's good to firm.
07:26Onslow, when was the last time you thought about something other than horse racing?
07:31Oh, it must be at least four months now.
07:36Now, don't you start.
07:38Wouldn't it be lovely if there were fields and hills out there, instead of just grotty little houses?
07:47They're only the same as this one.
07:49Exactly.
07:52I like the countryside.
07:55And so do I.
07:56I've had some lovely times in the country.
08:00I bet you wouldn't recognise any other places in daylight.
08:07Onslow used to take me into the country.
08:11She means rabbiting.
08:15If it was, I can recommend rabbiting.
08:22Oh, come on, you two.
08:23Get up.
08:27This thing's nice.
08:28Mm-hmm.
08:29No, I think I prefer this one.
08:41Let's see if I've got this right.
08:45Now, you're going to settle for the natural oak antique-aged cupboards.
08:50That's right.
08:51But with the majestic handles.
08:53Yes, the majestic handles.
08:54But with the rich gold finish.
08:57With the worktops in tweed beige from the aristocrat range.
09:01Yes, yes, I think so.
09:03Don't you think so, dear?
09:04The double sink, the built-in oven and fridge freezer.
09:07The luxury hob and the self-cleaning speed fast microwave.
09:11That's right.
09:12The one from their ambassador catalogue.
09:14Right.
09:16Well, I'll get our planning expert to come up with some designs.
09:21It is a very large kitchen.
09:25I imagine you'll suggest an L-shaped peninsula.
09:30That would be terrific.
09:32Yes, it would.
09:33Right, well, we'll wait to hear from you, then.
09:35Goodbye, sir.
09:36Bye-bye.
09:36Madam.
09:44Can I help you, then?
09:46I hope so.
09:50You are agents for exclusive kitchens, are you not?
09:56Yes, we are, madam.
09:58Oh.
10:00Well, I'm thinking of having my kitchen refitted.
10:03And I rather like the look of the Angel Gabriel Blue worktop.
10:08I'm afraid that's not available, madam.
10:10What do you mean, not available?
10:12It's in the brochure.
10:13Which I think you'll find is out of date.
10:15Out of date?
10:17May I?
10:20Ah, yes.
10:21There you are, you see, madam.
10:23This is last year's.
10:25I'm afraid Angel Gabriel Blue isn't in the current brochure.
10:30Hmm?
10:30Why ever not?
10:31Well, I think exclusive kitchens had very few requests for it.
10:37So are you saying that this particular worktop won't be found in many homes?
10:44Yes, I suppose you could put it that way.
10:47I see.
10:48And you're certain that it's no longer available from normal sources?
10:53That is correct.
10:55Good.
10:56That's excellent.
10:59Now, here's a drawing of my kitchen.
11:02With the measurements.
11:04In feet and inches, you understand.
11:07I don't hold with the metric system and all that EEC channel tunnel nonsense.
11:13Would you kindly telephone exclusive kitchens for me, please?
11:17They might just happen to have enough Angel Gabriel Blue left over to fulfil my requirements.
11:24I think that's most unlikely, madam.
11:26What kind of attitude is that?
11:28If we don't try, we won't know, will we?
11:33No, madam.
11:37Just a minute.
11:39You've changed your mind.
11:42No.
11:43I just want to check something.
11:45Do any of these worktops come from the exclusive range?
11:50Yes, madam.
11:51That one does.
11:52Oh, and that one.
11:54Oh, good.
11:59You won't be too long, will you?
12:01My husband's returning home from the doctor soon.
12:04He has a very exclusive mobility problem.
12:08I'll be as quick as I can.
12:44I'll be as quick as I can.
12:53I'll be as quick as I can.
13:12I can borrow.
13:16What exactly are you doing?
13:18Just checking to see how worktops in this range cope with spillages.
13:25My son Sheridan sometimes is very over-enthusiastic in the kitchen.
13:31He does tend to spill things and leave traces of ingredients about.
13:35His fairy cake mixture gets everywhere.
13:41How many of you get on?
13:45Oh, I've spoke to the product manager and surprisingly it looks as though they will be able to provide what
13:52you require.
13:53How wonderful.
13:54Yes, you're lucky it's a fairly small kitchen.
13:59Would you like me to place an order?
14:02Only when I finish conducting these tests.
14:06We do close at lunchtime today.
14:11Although I may have to leave the cake mixture until it sets and come back.
14:21Who was that horrible thing you used to go out with before you met me?
14:28I thought that was you.
14:34No, it wasn't.
14:39It was her from Coleman Street.
14:44Oh, Bernadette.
14:47She looked more like a Saint Bernadette.
14:54She wasn't bad.
14:56She was horrible.
14:58Well, I used to dabble in horrible.
15:00When you're young and healthy, it's all part of life's rich tapestry.
15:06I'm part of life's rich tapestry.
15:09What kind of talk is that when your father's lying in the next room in a world of his own?
15:15Ah, but we're still young.
15:18At this time in the morning, nobody's young.
15:22I wouldn't mind if you weren't so attractive to women.
15:28That'll fade in time.
15:33Don't you like a touch of romance?
15:36I won't say I dislike it.
15:39Once you get started, it's surprising how easily you can get involved.
15:44Run, run.
15:49Good heavens, is it that time already?
16:12Oh, dear.
16:13What did the doctor say?
16:15It's athlete's foot.
16:17Well, it can't be athlete's foot.
16:20Didn't you tell him you're a retired executive?
16:23If you've got anything, it's executive's foot.
16:27It's a minor fungus infection.
16:31Fungus infection?
16:35Richard, I will not tolerate you being diagnosed as fungus.
16:54Why is Richard limping?
16:56Is he limping?
16:57Yes.
16:59He came up the drive like short John Silver.
17:02Ha-ha.
17:03Gym lad.
17:05I expect it comes from constantly removing his shoes.
17:09That could be it.
17:10Unless, of course, he's been doing some unaccustomed physical labour.
17:15Such as what?
17:16Such as pushing hyacinth over a cliff.
17:20Damn it.
17:31Answer it, sis.
17:33And tell her no.
17:36Tell her you've suddenly become allergic to coffee.
17:40Makes no difference.
17:41I never drink any.
17:42I just spit it.
17:53Yes, thank you, hyacinth.
17:55In ten minutes.
17:59Yes, we'll be there.
18:05We?
18:06What do you mean, we?
18:08Well, she knows you're in.
18:09She must have seen you.
18:11How could she?
18:11I've been so careful.
18:15I haven't been outside for days.
18:18Oh, look at me, Liz.
18:19I've got prison pallor.
18:28We must think of something else.
18:30If it's athlete's foot, it's athlete's foot.
18:33It is a fungus infection.
18:35Richard, do you seriously believe that I would have married an athlete with a fungus infection?
18:41No, it's clearly a wrong diagnosis.
18:44He's given me some cream for it.
18:47Well, don't let anybody see the label.
18:52Now, what can you have that would make you limp and at the same time be socially acceptable?
18:59Now, come on, help me, Richard.
19:02Think.
19:03Before Elizabeth and Emma come for coffee, you've got to come down with something painful but polite.
19:24Any more breakfast?
19:42Thanks, Dave.
19:44Thanks.
19:46You see, now, that's what marriage is all about.
19:49The little thoughtful attentions.
19:52Not that physical stuff.
19:54I can't remember it ever being that physical.
20:03There's somebody else in Father's bed.
20:09I hope it isn't that, Mrs Acasta.
20:12She leaves toffee papers.
20:15It's a fella.
20:25Do I, uh, do I really need that?
20:29You do if you've got gout.
20:33Gout?
20:34But that's worse than a fungus infection.
20:37Not in my book.
20:39Your gout is an affliction acceptable in the very highest circles.
20:44Oh.
20:45It comes from an excess of good living.
20:48Gout is practically a pedigree.
20:52You have gout.
20:56Uh, how long do I have to wear this?
20:59Until there's no more talk of fungus infection.
21:07Onslow, you'd better go in.
21:10He's your father.
21:11Exactly.
21:12He's going to be more embarrassed if it's me.
21:17You'd better go in now, Rose.
21:19Why me?
21:20Because there's nobody's better when it comes to handling men.
21:24I don't know why people keep saying that.
21:33Honestly, the problems we have with your father.
21:35It's about time your eyes didn't have him under their roof.
21:39Oh, Onslow, he's not been that bad.
21:41We can't punish him like that.
21:42He would be inhuman.
21:47It's all right.
21:48It's not somebody in bed with father.
21:50It's somebody in father's bed.
21:54It's a Mr. Moresby.
21:56Father's gone.
21:58Where's he gone?
21:59I don't know where he's gone.
22:02Moresby.
22:03Do we know a Moresby?
22:05Do we know what he's doing in your father's bed?
22:08Oh, he's rented it from father.
22:11He's got a receipt.
22:14Oh, nice.
22:17There.
22:20And I thought you might like this one, Elizabeth.
22:27I love it.
22:28Oh, now do help yourselves to a Cotswold cream.
22:34I know how much you enjoy a really nice biscuit, Elizabeth.
22:37Well, thank you very much, Hyacinth,
22:39but I'm really trying to give up biscuits.
22:41They're plum-flavoured with a hint of honeysuckle
22:43and a touch of lime.
22:46Sound delightful, don't they, Emmett?
22:49Yes, delightful.
22:51A little heavy on the calories, perhaps,
22:54but life wouldn't be worth living
22:55if one couldn't enjoy an occasional treat
22:57with one's best friends.
23:00Oh, I'll just ask Richard to join us.
23:04He's walking very badly, I'm afraid.
23:07I saw he was limping.
23:09Gout.
23:10Oh.
23:11It comes from an excess of good living.
23:14The Duke of Durham was a martyr to it.
23:19Duke of Durham?
23:22Why are you looking so cheerful?
23:25I've got a cup with a lid on it.
23:30I think it's brilliant.
23:32I think it's wonderful how problems can be solved so simply.
23:35Do you really, Liz?
23:39And how were you planning to drink it?
23:42You just take the lid off.
23:48Then I'm back where I started.
23:53Now, gently, gently, gently.
24:05Oh, Richard, that looks very painful.
24:08It is.
24:10Have you had a Cotswold cruise?
24:18It is very painful.
24:22It comes on suddenly, does it?
24:25Yes, sudden attacks, yes.
24:27Out of the blue.
24:47A strange man in the house.
24:52There's been one here for years.
24:56What are we going to do?
24:58Well, I know what I'm going to do.
25:02Onsla, you can't just sit there watching telly
25:04when there's a strange man in Father's bed.
25:06Throw him out.
25:07You can't.
25:09He's got a receipt.
25:12How old do you think he's been there?
25:14Oh, don't ask me.
25:18When did you ask to see Father?
25:20I can't remember.
25:23You gave him his tea yesterday.
25:25I know.
25:26But I never look at him.
25:29I just sort of hold out the plate
25:32and this hand grabs it.
25:35You know, I don't like looking at him when he's eating.
25:38Me neither.
25:43I wonder just how long Mr. Moresby's been there.
25:48Oh, nice.
25:50Here's me, the breadwinner, and look what you're doing with it.
25:53See you to the Mr. Moresby.
25:58We'll have to tell her, Hyacinth.
26:03I'm terribly sorry, Hyacinth, but it was so difficult to get the lid off.
26:08Oh, please don't concern yourself, Elizabeth.
26:13I'm sure you can't help it.
26:16You were probably just born clumsy.
26:20Anyway, I'm the last person to make a fuss over a little spillage.
26:26Even though it does stain so.
26:30Oh, and spread.
26:32No, no, no, you're a guest.
26:36Can I help?
26:38No, you can't, Richard.
26:39You just sit there, dear.
26:40You're in far too much pain.
26:44Too much pain?
26:46Poor Richard.
26:48Trust him to get a Duke's disease.
26:51Duke's disease?
26:52Duck's disease?
26:54Duke, Emmett.
26:55Duke's disease.
26:56Gout.
26:59His foot is so painful
27:01that he can't even bear the vibrations from the closing of a door.
27:04Just watch him.
27:07No!
27:19Steve, poor Richard.
27:23I'll just get your coffee, Elizabeth.
27:26Oh, look, Hyacinth, I think I'll go without coffee.
27:30Nonsense.
27:31I invited you for coffee, and coffee you shall have.
27:36Oh, no, please, Hyacinth.
27:37I'd really much prefer...
27:39Worry not.
27:40I have the solution.
27:42Plan B.
27:43No half measures.
27:45The obvious answer.
27:46I spotted this in a shop the other day,
27:49and I shall keep it, especially for you.
28:03Thank you, Hyacinth.
28:05Don't know what to say.
28:07Well, I knew you'd be delighted.
28:10Miss, miss, please, miss.
28:13Can I have a straw for mine, miss?
28:17Oh, Emmett, musical and a sense of humour.
28:21Now, here you are, Elizabeth.
28:23And please note, pink for a little girl.
28:29Thank you, Hyacinth.
28:31Oh, I almost forgot.
28:32We must cover all contingencies.
28:35Just in case you should drop this one,
28:38we don't want the lid to come off, do we?
28:39I'll leave this with you, Emmett.
28:41I'm sure you have the necessary Boy Scout qualities.
28:43Dip-dip.
28:45Don't go.
29:04Oh, don't forget my Coswell creams.
29:08They're made from an ancient country recipe.
29:11Oh, thank you, Hyacinth.
29:13Plate?
29:14What?
29:15Oh, yeah.
29:18Sugar?
29:19Oh, thank you, Hyacinth.
29:31Don't worry, Hyacinth.
29:33I was really trying to cut down on sugar anyway.
29:45What are we going to tell her?
29:47You're going to tell her father's missing.
29:50I know, but for how long.
29:52She's going to want to know how long.
30:08Oh, we've got to have been gone long.
30:10I mean, we've got to have been feeding Mr. Moresby for weeks.
30:14We should have noticed.
30:16It's a clear case of neglect.
30:18Doesn't even look like your father.
30:20You never noticed either.
30:21I was busy.
30:25Our Hyacinth's going to go mad.
30:27What am I going to tell her?
30:28Personally, I always think it's best to tell the truth.
30:31Don't lie.
30:34Oh, let's put a limit on it.
30:36Let's say he can't possibly have been gone more than three days.
30:42Right, OK.
30:43Three days maximum.
30:44That's our story, and we stick to it.
30:48I'm sorry, Elizabeth.
30:50I've run out of caster sugar.
30:52Richard does tend to overindulge on his breakfast cereal, don't you, dear?
31:00Oh, I don't think we shall be needing that after all.
31:05Please, don't worry, Hyacinth.
31:06I'm perfectly happy.
31:17Now, don't worry, Elizabeth.
31:20It hasn't gone over my furniture.
31:24Or anything that matters.
31:30I warn you, I'm not Chinese.
31:34Now, this is the bouquet residence, the lady of the house speak...
31:38Pardon?
31:40Oh, I'm sorry, operator.
31:42Yes.
31:42You have a reverse charge call for me.
31:44Well, of course I'll accept it.
31:47It's probably Sheridan.
31:51Oh, it's you, Daisy.
31:53No, dear, I get these funny phone calls.
31:57No, they're not from a Chinaman.
32:00No, they're not obscene.
32:01At least I don't think they are.
32:04Could be a code, though.
32:06Is there anything I ought to know about a number 41?
32:11No, we wanted bean shoots with it.
32:14It's for sister Daisy.
32:16You remember Daisy?
32:17She's not the one with the Mercedes, the swimming pool, and room for a pony.
32:22Daisy, why did you reverse the charge, dear?
32:26Uh-huh.
32:26Well, why are you calling from a payphone?
32:30Oh, Onslow's been cut off again.
32:33Surprise, surprise.
32:35I'm not asking for money to pay the phone bill, Hyacinth.
32:38Tell her we don't need her to pay the phone bill.
32:42I'll pay the phone bill.
32:43How?
32:45I'll think of something.
32:49I was just wondering, Hyacinth, if you were thinking of visiting father in the very near future.
32:56Because if you are, I feel there's something I ought to warn you about.
33:00He's not looking his old self.
33:03Now, don't panic, Hyacinth.
33:06Father's fine, as far as we know.
33:09There's nothing wrong with him, I think.
33:12It's just that if you are coming to visit him, you'll find him changed.
33:18Oh, tell her properly, Daisy.
33:20Start beating about.
33:22How has he changed?
33:25Well, at the moment, he's sort of changed into a Mr. Moresby.
33:32No, he doesn't think he's a Mr. Moresby.
33:35This time, he really is a Mr. Moresby.
33:41I knew you wouldn't believe me.
33:45Well, you'd better come and say for yourself,
33:48there's a Mr. Moresby where father used to be.
34:14Do come along, Richard.
34:17This is an emergency.
34:19Something's happened to Daddy.
34:21Do I have to wear this thing?
34:24Of course you have to wear that thing.
34:26You've got gout.
34:28Please remember you've got gout.
34:30Now, come along, dear.
34:32Come on, dear.
34:45Try to look dignified, dear.
34:48Let suffering become you.
34:51Suffering doesn't become me.
34:52I don't know who it becomes.
35:03Because you can, dear.
35:17Oh, that's better.
35:25Oh, no.
35:27What's the matter?
35:28I thought I had that spare pair of shoes in here.
35:31Oh, no, dear.
35:32They're in the whole cupboard.
35:39Oh, you can't drive in that.
35:41No, I'm putting it on again
35:43to go back into the house to get the shoes.
35:46No, we haven't time for all that.
35:51Just drive with your barefoot.
35:54Barefoot?
35:55People in Nigeria often drive with barefoot.
35:59I saw that program, remember?
36:02We're not in Nigeria.
36:05Use your imagination, dear.
36:07Put your seatbelt on.
36:12Hurry up, dear.
36:20That's very strange.
36:23Richard, life is full of new experiences.
36:46I've never heard of Mavis, thank you.
36:50I've never heard of Mavis, thank you.
36:55I've never heard of Mavis.
37:12Mind the bicycle.
37:14I did mind the bicycle.
37:15I minded the bicycle by about a mile.
37:18Why are you getting bad-tempered?
37:20I hope Gout's not prepared you have tempered.
37:28I'm the lorry.
37:30I'm perfectly aware of the lorry.
37:31It is.
37:32Gout's making you irritable.
37:35I help you rise above a common fungus infection,
37:38and this is the facts I get.
37:40You can drive with a fungus infection.
37:42You can't drive properly with a barefoot.
37:44They can in Nigeria.
37:52If they've lost Daddy, I'll never forgive them.
37:56I'd never have left Daddy with them
37:57if I thought they were going to lose him.
38:03I don't like him living in this area, anyway.
38:17Your father was born round here.
38:20Yes, but it was nicer then.
38:22Nobody went around in just a vest.
38:28I'd have him to live with us
38:29if he wasn't so rough with Sheridan's toys.
38:38Richard?
38:54And they tell us the third world's overseas.
39:09Come along, Richard.
39:11Keep up, dear.
39:12...
39:17...
39:27...
39:28...
39:28...
39:28...
39:43Don't damage the gate, dear.
40:17We met earlier today! Hello, Mrs Bucket. I've put your order through. Order? What order?
40:28Oh, just some kitchen furniture. Hadn't you better be running along, Mr Merriweather?
40:37Yes, I'd better be off. Goodbye, Rose.
40:47Till the next time.
40:51Afternoon.
40:55What's the matter with Richard's foot?
40:57Foot. Gout. The result of good living. Don't worry, it's not something you'd ever pick up in the back of
41:04a car.
41:13Hello, Daisy.
41:15Now, you sit down, dear.
41:17Hello, Hans Light.
41:18What's wrong with Richard's foot?
41:20I asked her that. Gout. It's an affliction that comes from good living.
41:26Well, I have a twin to myself occasionally.
41:30I doubt it, don't you. You've probably got a fungus infection.
41:37Now, tell me. What's this about somebody in Daddy's bed?
41:40Oh, it's not a somebody. It's a Mr Moresby.
41:43Well, get him out.
41:44The county's got a receipt.
41:46Oh, I'll get him out.
41:49I knew she'd have the solution. She's great at solutions as our Hyacinth.
41:55I can't get over that foot of yours, Richard.
41:58Fancy. Married to Hyacinth and having gout.
42:03Well, at least the gout's curable.
42:06You should have seen her face.
42:08Just because I was saying cheery-bye to Mr Meriwether.
42:12His door's locked and he won't answer.
42:14You'll have to put that ladder up to the window, Onslow.
42:17I'm not going up any ladders.
42:19Suppose I fell off.
42:20I don't know how anyone dare take such a risk
42:23with the great white hope of Western civilization.
42:26Get the ladder, Onslow.
42:31No!
42:33No!
42:35Aye-ha!
42:38Now, that was convincing.
42:40Why couldn't you do it like that
42:41when Elizabeth and Emmett came to coffee?
42:43This was for real. They tried on my foot.
42:46The good one.
42:47Hyacinth, come and see what Onslow's got me.
42:51Oh, yes.
42:52Oh, come on, Hyacinth.
42:53Some bits of worktop.
42:54Pretty colour, isn't it?
42:56Mr Meriwether thinks he's called Angel Gabriel Blue.
42:59Oh!
43:01Oh!
43:03Ever giving it away down the tip?
43:06Oh!
43:08Don't you like it?
43:10Onslow's going to build it in properly for me sometime.
43:14Oh!
43:24Oh, that's lovely. Lovely, Daisy.
43:27And that won't be seen in many homes.
43:30Certainly not in mine.
43:36The lad is in position, but I'm not going up.
43:40He's got no head for heights.
43:42He never even liked tall women.
43:45Bernadette was tall.
43:48Did you ever see her upright?
43:54Onslow's very strong, though.
43:56I often think how safe I am in those strong arms.
44:01Not all that excited, but safe.
44:04We had a romantic interlude last week.
44:07No, we didn't.
44:09You helped me mend my bicycle.
44:12Oh, aye.
44:14I knew there was something.
44:16Aye, Synth, you'll have to go up the ladder.
44:18I'm not going up a ladder in broad daylight in an area of social deprivation.
44:24I can't let Onslow do it.
44:26I might need him to pump up me tyres.
44:46I can't see anything.
44:48Are you sure?
44:50Well, of course I'm sure.
44:52Look, dear, if you'd climb just a little high, you could put your hand through the fan light.
45:00Don't knock my dish.
45:01And don't tear me nuts.
45:04Please stop shouting at me.
45:06This requires concentration.
45:28What's going on?
45:38Daddy, where have you been?
45:42We've been worried about you.
45:57Richard, come down.
46:00I can't get down.
46:03My poor foot.
46:06You see, that's what could have happened to me.
46:12Onslow, get me Daryl off here.
46:16It's a madhouse.
46:17A flaming madhouse.
46:21You've got a nerve renting me a bed with this lot.
46:24I'd be good to mind to ask for me money back.
46:31Don't, don't, don't, don't cry.
46:33You're back.
46:33That's the main thing.
46:35I'll put the kettle on and make you a nice cup of tea.
46:38I'll give you a hand in this.
46:40I wouldn't let him play with your skateboard.
46:45Some good telly on tonight.
46:49Do you watch neighbours, Hyacinth?
46:50No.
46:52Only when they're in danger of letting the area down.
46:55Then I feel it's my duty to keep an eye on them.
47:08This is not gout.
47:12This is a fungus infection.
47:14I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:20I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:22I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:30I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:32I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:37I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:37I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:37I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:38I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:38I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:39I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:39I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:41I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:42I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:43I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.
47:44I want everyone to know that this is a fungus infection.