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00:00:02Some outfits wait a lifetime to be taken somewhere special.
00:00:07The same can be true of people.
00:00:13Hi, it's Alex. Stop packing. They have clothes here in Paris. See you tomorrow. Safe flight.
00:00:21Hi, it's Miranda. No, this is not my 40th. Please don't go to Paris call.
00:00:25It's been three weeks. Is that funny yet?
00:00:27Anyway, I got us a dinner reservation. You're leaving at 9, so we have to eat at 6, which makes
00:00:31us senior citizens.
00:00:33Thank you. Or should I say, merci, but please don't go.
00:00:39Carrie, it's me. I'm in town. Look, I'd really like to see you, so call me.
00:00:45Same number, and in case you've forgotten, it's...
00:00:48Good evening.
00:00:51After many more hours of packing, I was off for our version of The Last Supper.
00:01:02Well, if Muhammad won't come to the mountain...
00:01:06Hiya, kid.
00:01:08Hi.
00:01:09I was in the neighborhood, saw your light on.
00:01:13Can I talk to you?
00:01:16Well, I'm late for dinner with the girls.
00:01:21It's 5.45.
00:01:25Come on, get in. It's cold.
00:01:44Raul, give us a minute, will you?
00:01:45No, no, it's okay. He doesn't... It's... It's cold.
00:01:47Oh, he's a tough guy, right, Raul?
00:01:49Hey, I'll tip like a Rockefeller.
00:01:54I'm sorry for not returning your calls.
00:01:57Yeah, I was starting to feel like a needy chick.
00:02:02Did I do something to piss you off?
00:02:04No, it's...
00:02:06I've just been busy with other things.
00:02:11Look, I know I freaked out about us the last time I saw it.
00:02:14It's fine.
00:02:17You were amazing to me, and I...
00:02:18You... You were fine.
00:02:20Would you let me finish?
00:02:24And since then, I've been thinking a lot about us...
00:02:26Look, you don't have to do this, okay?
00:02:27There's... There's really no point.
00:02:37Raul's freezing, and I have to go meet the girls.
00:02:40Got it.
00:02:40How about dinner tomorrow?
00:02:46Trinks?
00:02:51I'm starting to feel like that chick again.
00:02:54I won't be here tomorrow. I'm leaving for Paris tonight.
00:02:58Paris?
00:02:59Wow.
00:03:01You're finally taking that vacation, huh?
00:03:04It's not a vacation.
00:03:05I'm going there with a man that I'm in a relationship with.
00:03:11He's wonderful, and I'm happy.
00:03:14So, please, don't feel bad about anything.
00:03:18Goodbye.
00:03:20Wait, wait, wait.
00:03:22What do you mean, goodbye?
00:03:23I have to go.
00:03:28Carrie!
00:03:30Carrie!
00:03:31Stop!
00:03:34What are you doing, saying goodbye and jumping out of the car like that?
00:03:42Are you moving to Paris?
00:03:46When were you going to tell me?
00:03:52Oh, you're not even going to tell me who he is?
00:03:53His name is Alexander Petrovsky.
00:03:56You're moving to France with a Ruski?
00:03:59Oh, come on.
00:04:00It's a joke, Carrie.
00:04:02You do this every time.
00:04:04Every time!
00:04:05What, do you have some kind of radar?
00:04:07Carrie might be happy it's time to sweep in and shit all over it.
00:04:10What?
00:04:11No, no, look, I came here to tell you something.
00:04:14I made a mistake.
00:04:16You and I...
00:04:16You and I...
00:04:17Nothing!
00:04:19You cannot do this to me again.
00:04:22You cannot jerk me around.
00:04:23Carrie, listen.
00:04:24It is different than...
00:04:25Oh, it's never different.
00:04:26It's six years of never being different.
00:04:29But this is it.
00:04:30I am done.
00:04:31Don't call me ever again.
00:04:33Forget you know my number.
00:04:34In fact, forget you know my name.
00:04:41And you can drive down the street all you want.
00:04:44Because I don't live here anymore.
00:04:58Sure, now that I'm with someone else, now that I'm leaving, it's different.
00:05:02You know who he is?
00:05:04Who?
00:05:04The boy who cried love.
00:05:06That's when, just like in the fable, it's too little, too late.
00:05:09Love?
00:05:10He said he loved you?
00:05:12No, it's it.
00:05:13No, it's an allegory.
00:05:15Look, my point is, he's been doing this for years, years.
00:05:18And I'm done with it.
00:05:20Then just put it all behind you.
00:05:21Oh, it is behind me.
00:05:22I'm mostly upset about him ruining my last night in New York.
00:05:26Well, fuck him.
00:05:28And you know, I never say that.
00:05:33Would you like another cocktail?
00:05:34No, no, no, I can't be drunk on the plane.
00:05:36I want to arrive stunning and impossibly fresh-looking.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:43Ladies, stop.
00:05:45Really, you're gonna make me cry.
00:05:47She didn't even say anything yet.
00:05:49But I know what's coming.
00:05:53I want to thank you all for wishing me well tonight, in spite of some of your personal opinions about
00:06:01my leaving.
00:06:02Me?
00:06:03I've never had an opinion in my life.
00:06:07You guys, stop.
00:06:10Please.
00:06:11Easy there, waterworks.
00:06:16Today, I had a thought.
00:06:22What if I...
00:06:23What if I had never met you?
00:06:26No.
00:06:43Let's pull it up, shall we?
00:06:45Yeah, I'd like to show my face here again.
00:06:48Yes, here's half to go.
00:06:50All right, someone say something not sentimental.
00:06:53Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause.
00:06:56Task accomplished.
00:06:57You cannot believe the hot flashes.
00:06:59I can barely keep my clothes on.
00:07:01Really?
00:07:01What was your excuse before the chemo?
00:07:04Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you cunt.
00:07:08Oh.
00:07:10Wow, even cunt didn't stop.
00:07:16Pace me.
00:07:17Leave a message.
00:07:19Manhattan Town Car for Bradshaw.
00:07:21Car number 221, downstairs in two minutes.
00:07:56Ladies, I know it's getting late, and we all need to get up for our Pilates.
00:08:00More hot decaf?
00:08:01Are you insane?
00:08:03But hang in, and I know we can make this breast cancer benefit our best ever.
00:08:09Mona, the goodie bags, tell us.
00:08:11Thanks, Sheila.
00:08:13Okay.
00:08:14First, we have the pink ribbon breast cancer cookie.
00:08:17Oh, Jesus.
00:08:18Well, what's wrong with the cookie?
00:08:20For the past five years, every fucking breast cancer benefit I've been to is at that fucking breast cancer cookie.
00:08:26Now, I don't care about a breast cancer cookie, and I had breast cancer.
00:08:30Point taken.
00:08:33And?
00:08:34Well, some of the women coming to this event are battling cancer.
00:08:39They need something more inspirational or outrageous than a fucking cookie.
00:08:44Is it hot in here?
00:08:46Well, the cookies are donated, so we're having them.
00:08:49But you're right.
00:08:50We do need something inspirational and outrageous to give to these women.
00:08:56So I'm giving them you.
00:09:00Excuse me?
00:09:00I'd like you to make a little speech before you bring me up.
00:09:03But what would I say?
00:09:05Something inspirational.
00:09:07Something you think they'd like to hear.
00:09:11But my husband's parents, the Liebermans, are coming.
00:09:15So please, try not to say fuck so much.
00:09:18Could I get some water?
00:09:20Please.
00:09:21Fill it up.
00:09:39Hello.
00:09:40Hello.
00:09:41Welcome to the Athenia.
00:09:43Thank you very much.
00:09:50Thank you very much.
00:09:52Thank you very much.
00:09:57Hello.
00:10:00Hello.
00:10:01I'm happy to welcome you to our office this evening.
00:10:04Hi.
00:10:05A little slower, please.
00:10:06But of course.
00:10:07American.
00:10:08New Yorker.
00:10:09Oh.
00:10:11Je m'appelle Carrie Bradshaw.
00:10:12I'm staying here with Alexander Petrovsky.
00:10:15Very good, Miss Bradshaw.
00:10:16I believe Mr. Petrovsky is in the salon right now.
00:10:19Ah, oui?
00:10:20Yes.
00:10:20Oh, okay.
00:10:22So, um, the, uh, the luggage.
00:10:26Merci.
00:10:36Oh, my name is Papa.
00:10:38I'm coming.
00:10:38No.
00:10:39Come, Maman.
00:10:46Oh, Carrie, you are here.
00:10:48Hi.
00:10:49Oh, so nice to see you.
00:10:50Hi.
00:10:57I want you to meet my daughter, Chloe.
00:11:00Oh.
00:11:02Oh.
00:11:02Oh, hi.
00:11:03How are you?
00:11:04Very good.
00:11:05And I'm just living the worst day of my life.
00:11:08It's only 10 o'clock.
00:11:09Everything is hungry.
00:11:10I think I can't open my pores.
00:11:14i'm sorry all i got was it's 10 30. oh you don't speak french well i'm learning but
00:11:20but i was saying that she's having a bad day and she wants to kill herself oh she's a bit
00:11:26dramatic
00:11:27boyfriend troubles oh well that's my department so tell me all about the bum
00:11:37papa tells me this is your first visit to paris well not if you include movies but i can't
00:11:43believe i'm finally here i almost scream when we drove by the eiffel tower oh terrible it was
00:11:49tolerable before but now with that light show at night hideous just hideous oh
00:12:06i wanted chloe to meet us for drinks tonight but the only time she could give her
00:12:10old papa is from now till this afternoon so oh well you two should have your day alone you know
00:12:18all the interpreting for me is going to cut your time in half i can unpack and take a nap
00:12:22and
00:12:24try to get on paris time okay oh also i have to meet some people from the museum for an
00:12:30early
00:12:30dinner but uh i'll eat light so we could go out then okay i'm in paris don't you worry about
00:12:37me okay okay
00:12:42see you okay uh it was nice to meet you too thank you bye
00:12:54uh uh where am i going oh six to five six hundred and vingt-cinq perfect
00:13:02you too bye my god
00:13:16thank you very much
00:13:17nothing
00:13:25oh my god
00:13:45Let me do the window.
00:14:26Ten hours later.
00:14:30Ten hours later.
00:14:31All dressed up and no Petrovsky to go.
00:14:46Where is the recommendation from your friend, the judge?
00:14:49Here.
00:14:51And Carrie left hers at home so I can pick it up when I get her mail later in the
00:14:54week.
00:14:55It's amazing with all the unwanted children we have to do all this.
00:14:57Well, this private adoption is a very competitive market.
00:15:00More competitive than China? We got like a year's weight on that list.
00:15:03Honey, God is going to send us a baby from somewhere.
00:15:07And it's just our job to file all the papers and just be as aggressive as we can up to
00:15:12the point of obnoxious.
00:15:14Oh, man.
00:15:33I'm sorry I'm late.
00:15:34This museum dinner turned into this big, long thing with the exhibit sponsors and other patrons' strip, blah, blah, blah.
00:15:45Sorry.
00:15:47Why didn't you call?
00:15:48I did.
00:15:49You had the do not disturb on your phone.
00:15:54Right.
00:15:55I forgot.
00:15:57Did you sleep?
00:15:59You get an aftersleep?
00:16:01Yeah.
00:16:05It's dinnertime in New York.
00:16:07Bon appetit.
00:16:16You look like dessert.
00:16:19Who?
00:16:20What's under your mille foie?
00:16:23A mille foie?
00:16:25A thousand layers.
00:16:27One.
00:16:28Two.
00:16:30Three.
00:16:31Five.
00:16:33Five.
00:16:34Six.
00:16:36Seven.
00:16:37Eight.
00:16:39Nine.
00:16:40Ten.
00:16:42Oh, my God.
00:16:43Stop it.
00:16:45Oh, my God.
00:16:47If you want to see the face of breast cancer, look around you.
00:16:51It's the woman next to you at the dry cleaners.
00:16:54The nurse in pediatrics.
00:16:56The single mother picking her child up from school.
00:17:02Are you sure the heat is off?
00:17:05Fucking chemo.
00:17:07Where was I?
00:17:09She's the woman with a knowing smile.
00:17:11A smile that says,
00:17:13I beat cancer.
00:17:15I can take on the world.
00:17:18Ta-da.
00:17:19It's good, huh?
00:17:24What is that?
00:17:25It's kind of stiff.
00:17:27I just thought it would sound more like you.
00:17:29It's an inspirational speech.
00:17:31At AA, the most inspirational speakers are the ones who keep it real.
00:17:35Keep it real?
00:17:36I'm speaking at a black-tie benefit, not chilling at P. Diddy's crib.
00:17:40I'm just saying, the truth is powerful.
00:17:42Look, you may know AA, but I know PR.
00:17:44Now, if you'll excuse me, I simply must stick my head in the freezer.
00:17:52After a week in Paris, I decided my French was now strong enough to brave the ultimate test.
00:17:57A day of shopping.
00:18:13It's fine.
00:18:15Yeah, I'm fine.
00:18:17Oh, my purse.
00:18:19Sorry.
00:18:20What are you talking about?
00:18:21Come on.
00:18:22Come on.
00:18:22Come on.
00:18:23Come on.
00:18:24Come on.
00:18:25Okay.
00:18:28Someone has been shopping, huh?
00:18:30I fell.
00:18:31I fell in Dior.
00:18:33So, I decided that the more I purchased, the less they'd think of me as the American who fell in
00:18:41Dior.
00:18:42They don't think like that.
00:18:44Well, not anymore they don't.
00:18:45This is the shopping equivalent of a lobotomy.
00:18:47Oh, poor baby.
00:18:51My purse went flying.
00:18:52I had to scoop everything up.
00:18:54I came all the way from New York to squat and scoop in Dior.
00:18:58I didn't even bother to check and see if I had all my credit cards.
00:19:01Well, apparently you had one.
00:19:03One that I won't be using again for many, many years.
00:19:07Hello, administration?
00:19:08Yes, hello.
00:19:09Can I help you, sir?
00:19:10For the interior, please.
00:19:12No, please.
00:19:13No, no.
00:19:14No, no.
00:19:15Oh, my God.
00:19:16What?
00:19:16My carry necklace was in here.
00:19:18I put it in here and I...
00:19:19I don't see it.
00:19:22It's not in here.
00:19:27Hello?
00:19:28No, I can't have lost my carry necklace.
00:19:31No.
00:19:32Was it in shoot?
00:19:33No, no.
00:19:33It's not like that.
00:19:34It costs like nothing, but it's...
00:19:38It's priceless.
00:19:39I've...
00:19:40I've just had it forever, so...
00:19:42What's going on?
00:19:43What's going on?
00:19:43Hello?
00:19:44Sorry to have to wait.
00:20:12This doesn't even hurt my override Lebenya.
00:20:12No.
00:20:18Well, I can't get angry.
00:20:18I can't really cry, why can't thee?
00:20:21No.
00:20:24Okay.
00:20:25Hey.
00:20:27Hello?
00:20:28Is it too early?
00:20:29Carrie, hi!
00:20:31How's it going?
00:20:32Oh.
00:20:33I'm really upset.
00:20:34What's wrong?
00:20:35It's nothing serious.
00:20:36I just, I lost my carry necklace, and it's gone, and I'll never be able to replace it,
00:20:44and I got it at that street fair when we were all together, and it just makes me so sad.
00:20:52Sure, I understand.
00:20:54Well, no one in Paris seems to understand, or at least they don't understand me.
00:20:58Come home.
00:21:00I can't come home. I just, I've only been here a week.
00:21:04So, aside from the necklace, how's it going?
00:21:07Well, you know, it's hard. It's harder than I thought. I don't speak the language, and it's too cold and
00:21:14rainy to walk around all day.
00:21:16I've been to every museum, you know, like twice. I, I, I don't know, I'm, I'm, I'm just sort of
00:21:23lost.
00:21:24Where's Alex?
00:21:25Well, the exhibit is taking much more time than he thought, so, you know, I'm, I'm alone a lot.
00:21:30Come home.
00:21:31That's ridiculous. I just got here.
00:21:33I'm serious. You sound really upset.
00:21:36No, I'm just being a baby. You know, I lost my necklace, and I saw these girls having lunch, and...
00:21:47I just, I just thought how much I miss you guys.
00:21:53We miss you too.
00:21:55Oh, this is absurd. I'm in Paris. I've wanted to come here my whole life. This is...
00:21:59I just, I, I just have, you know, too much time to think.
00:22:03What does that mean?
00:22:05Can I tell you something, and you won't use it against me when I feel better and everything's great?
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:13I, I, I keep thinking about Big.
00:22:18About...
00:22:19What it would be like if I, if, if I'd come here with Big.
00:22:26Hello?
00:22:27I'm still here.
00:22:28But that's just something I do when things aren't going perfectly with any guy. You know, I, I compare them
00:22:33to Big.
00:22:36Oh, oh, God, this, this, this French phone is saying something that I, I don't care. You listen.
00:22:59If you want to see the face of breast cancer, look around you.
00:23:05It's the woman next to you at the dry cleaners.
00:23:09It's the nurse in pediatrics.
00:23:15The single mother picking her child up from school.
00:23:20I said inspirational, not perspirational.
00:23:23She's brave.
00:23:25She's capable.
00:23:27She's you.
00:23:32Oh, fuck it, she's me.
00:23:35And if any of you are having hot flashes like I am, you deserve a fucking medal.
00:23:40Bad enough, I lose my hair. Now I have my face running down my couture.
00:23:47Oh, to hell with it.
00:23:51Oh, that's better.
00:23:56Oh, that's better.
00:24:12Oh, my God.
00:24:16Oh, my God.
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:24Let's go, Fred!
00:25:05Hey, it's me. Leave a message.
00:25:07It's me.
00:25:09I know you said you never wanted me to call you again,
00:25:11but I'm still in town.
00:25:13I don't know if you're even calling this number,
00:25:15but I had to call.
00:25:17I figure at this point I've got nothing to lose.
00:25:20Except you.
00:25:22I can't lose you again, Carrie.
00:25:24I love you.
00:25:27Hi, it's Charlotte.
00:25:31And her computer was just sitting there on the bed.
00:25:43Well, I know I haven't been your favorite over the years.
00:25:46I wouldn't say that.
00:25:47I would.
00:25:54Well, God knows I've made a lot of mistakes with Carrie.
00:25:58I fucked it up many times.
00:26:02I know that.
00:26:06Look, I need your advice.
00:26:09You three know her better than anyone.
00:26:11You're the loves of her life.
00:26:14And a guy's just lucky to come in fourth.
00:26:19But I do love her.
00:26:22And if you think I have the slightest chance,
00:26:25I'll be on the next plane to Paris.
00:26:27I'll roam the streets until I find her.
00:26:29I'll do anything.
00:26:32But if you think that she really is happy,
00:26:40well, I wouldn't want to wreck that for her.
00:26:43And I'll be history.
00:26:58Go get our girl.
00:27:12And what is that?
00:27:19Oh, my God.
00:27:23I know this is not the Carrie necklace.
00:27:26It's the necklace we're carrying.
00:27:30Why?
00:27:32These aren't diamonds.
00:27:34Well, let's just say I wouldn't throw it around in your old pairs.
00:27:39I hope this cheer you up.
00:27:43You want to try it?
00:27:44No.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:49Uh, all right?
00:27:52It's lovely.
00:27:54I'm fine.
00:27:55Listen, I know I've been busy.
00:27:58As soon as the exhibit opens,
00:28:00it'll be just you and me, I promise.
00:28:03Okay?
00:28:11Alex?
00:28:13Hey, André.
00:28:14What's this?
00:28:15Well, we're here, I'm here.
00:28:19Oh, it's welcome.
00:28:20Oh, well.
00:28:21Oh, well.
00:28:21Hi, it's my best friend.
00:28:23Oh, it's my friend.
00:28:27Oh, my friend.
00:28:27Bonsoir.
00:28:28Oh, what's this?
00:28:29Oh, you're the real?
00:28:31Enchanté.
00:28:31Oh, champagne.
00:28:32We're in position,
00:28:33on the way,
00:28:34ta figure's everywhere.
00:28:35Oh, it's my friend.
00:28:37Oooooh.
00:28:37My friend,
00:28:38my friend,
00:28:40my friend.
00:28:40What's this?
00:28:42On a really nice,
00:28:43st jacket.
00:28:44Hey,
00:29:08After two weeks in Paris, it was time for the ultimate in sophisticated French fare.
00:29:13Meeting your lover and his ex-wife for lunch.
00:29:23Hello, I'm Juliet. Juliet Bellagio.
00:29:26Oh, hello, I'm Carrie. It's nice to finally meet you.
00:29:29Sit, sit, sit. Thank you.
00:29:32Well, if I'm fashionably late, then Alec is very fashionable.
00:29:36Yes, he's always very fashionable.
00:29:38What a beautiful bag.
00:29:39Oh, thank you. It's vintage. The silk lining is about a hundred million years old. I'm so in love with
00:29:46it.
00:29:47It gets along perfectly. I'll represent accessories for the collections.
00:29:50Wow, Alec never mentioned what work you did.
00:29:57Sorry.
00:29:59Ah, Mr. Fashionably.
00:30:01Hello.
00:30:02Hello.
00:30:03What do you want to drink?
00:30:04Ah, yes, thank you. I'll take a drink of wine.
00:30:08The same thing?
00:30:09Yes.
00:30:09Okay, very good.
00:30:12No, we'll take it to you, too.
00:30:13Yes, next time.
00:30:16Sincere apologies.
00:30:18Price is at the museum.
00:30:19Some gigantic technical problem with the sculpture number something.
00:30:23Nothing else exists when outdoors.
00:30:26Yes?
00:30:30Wow, this is, uh, this is a fantastic restaurant.
00:30:34Yes?
00:30:35Used to be. Not so much anymore.
00:30:37Cheers. They're hideous.
00:30:39Hideous.
00:30:46Good morning, Chanel.
00:30:48Chanel-o.
00:30:49I'm gonna shoplift just so he can feel me up.
00:30:52Okay, I need something simple to wear for when we meet the birth parents.
00:30:55Where is this couple from again?
00:30:57Charlotte, North Carolina. They're from Charlotte. I think it's a good sign.
00:31:00Love it. Very TV movie of the week.
00:31:02Stylish, socialite couple opens up their Park Avenue home to the dumb, toothless yoga's.
00:31:06They're not dumb or toothless.
00:31:08In my movie they are.
00:31:09And you'd be played by Barbara Parkins circa Valley of the Dolls.
00:31:14And I'd be played by Colin Farrell.
00:31:17Do you think you look like Colin Farrell?
00:31:19It's my movie.
00:31:21So in your movie, how big is my part? Bit or supporting?
00:31:25What?
00:31:26I'll still be in your life, right?
00:31:29Because once people have the babies...
00:31:31Stop.
00:31:33You'll always be in my life, Colin Farrell.
00:31:35Good.
00:31:37Can you believe this is finally happening?
00:31:39I hope nothing goes wrong.
00:31:41Well, if it does, I know some gays that got a Guatemalan kid for like a hundred bucks.
00:31:46The touch of this blonde is going to be perfection.
00:31:49It's called ash.
00:31:51Well, save a little for him because he has one hot piece of ash.
00:31:55Right.
00:32:00Well?
00:32:02Sexy.
00:32:03Oh.
00:32:03Very sexy.
00:32:05Come here, you.
00:32:07Oh.
00:32:09Beat some hair.
00:32:15Are we ever going to talk about the fact that we haven't had sex in a long time?
00:32:20And you're bringing this up here?
00:32:22My therapist said not to mention it, but...
00:32:24Therapist?
00:32:25Since when have you been seeing a therapist?
00:32:28I just thought I should get some help to deal with all this cancer stuff.
00:32:32I'm not complaining.
00:32:33I just think we should talk about it.
00:32:36Well, I have absolutely no sex drive.
00:32:39You're leaving town to do a movie.
00:32:40What's the point of talking about it right now?
00:32:42Samantha, I see two pairs of feats in there.
00:32:45You had better not be doing it.
00:32:47Oh, we're not.
00:32:49Yeah, right.
00:32:50That would be a first.
00:33:02I must admit, I've been dying to meet you.
00:33:05I begged Alex to organize a dinner with us.
00:33:07But he said, as soon as the exhibit opens, we'll all sit down.
00:33:12As soon as, as soon as, if I heard this phrase one more time.
00:33:17So, how is my beloved?
00:33:19Oh, he's wonderful.
00:33:21I'm a bit stressed, but...
00:33:22Well, yes.
00:33:23He's very sensitive.
00:33:25Can I just say, I...
00:33:27I think it's lovely that you...
00:33:29that you both think so highly of one another.
00:33:32Why not?
00:33:33We had a wonderful marriage.
00:33:35While it lasted.
00:33:37But I believe a relationship is like couture.
00:33:39If it doesn't fit perfectly, it's a disaster.
00:33:43And I couldn't quite get used to always coming second.
00:33:47It was not for me.
00:33:50Would you like a cigarette?
00:33:54Well, yes, I would, thank you.
00:33:56And I thought you might be one of those Americans who didn't smoke.
00:33:59And I would be...
00:34:00How do you say?
00:34:01Guilty of killing you over lunch?
00:34:07So...
00:34:08Chloe tells me you were a writer in New York.
00:34:10No, I am a writer.
00:34:12Until recently, I had a weekly column in New York.
00:34:15It became a book.
00:34:16It's even been published here.
00:34:19Brilliant.
00:34:20And Alex is comfortable with that.
00:34:22Oh, God, yes.
00:34:23He's very supportive.
00:34:26Then people change.
00:34:37It's good.
00:34:38You want this?
00:34:39Uh-huh.
00:34:41Aren't you going to say anything about the fact that I'm smoking?
00:34:44Everybody smokes in Paris.
00:34:46Someone got a review.
00:34:49Oh, your reviews are out already?
00:34:51No, no, no.
00:34:51Please don't remind me.
00:34:53I'm referring to you.
00:34:55Juliet was impressed.
00:34:56She said, you're beautiful, smart and chic.
00:34:59Cool.
00:35:05Hello, Alex.
00:35:06Hey, how are you?
00:35:06Yes, how are you?
00:35:07Listen, there's a big problem.
00:35:08A huge problem with the generator.
00:35:09You have to come right away.
00:35:11It's really...
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:12Otherwise, I can take care of myself.
00:35:13No, no, no, no.
00:35:15I don't take care of myself.
00:35:16Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:16Yes, perhaps.
00:35:17I'll be too sweet, okay?
00:35:18I'll be too sweet.
00:35:19Sorry.
00:35:20Museum, I have to go.
00:35:22Again?
00:35:22Oh, it's been like this all week.
00:35:24I thought we at least had the morning together.
00:35:25I have to go.
00:35:26I have to go, huh?
00:35:28Is this going to be every day?
00:35:29Oh, Carrie, I'm under so much pressure.
00:35:32Don't make me feel worse than I do, huh?
00:35:34I'm not trying to make you feel worse.
00:35:36Perhaps I said nothing when you left me along with your wife.
00:35:39I know it's inconvenient for you right now, but I promise there'll be more time for us as
00:35:45soon as this exhibit opens.
00:35:47Okay?
00:35:48Carrie.
00:35:49Carrie.
00:35:54That's better.
00:35:56Look, we are in Paris.
00:35:57It's so beautiful.
00:35:58Go walk around.
00:35:59Take the driver.
00:36:00Go everywhere.
00:36:01No, no, no.
00:36:01You take the driver.
00:36:02I'll walk around.
00:36:03Do French things.
00:36:04Be very Parisian.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:09I like the smoking.
00:36:11It's very sexy.
00:36:12It's killing me!
00:36:33Oh yeah.
00:36:40I love you.
00:36:41I don't know.
00:36:42Hi, Dad.
00:36:42I'm sorry.
00:36:43I love you.
00:36:45I love you.
00:36:48It's okay.
00:36:49I love you.
00:37:34Thank you very much.
00:39:30Hi.
00:39:33Does my mother seem odd to you?
00:39:35You might want to rephrase that.
00:39:37Oh, I'm serious. She looks all loopy and she's disoriented.
00:39:40Steve, it's called the one-too-many-beers syndrome.
00:39:42Nah. Her eyes aren't focusing or something.
00:39:46I'm worried.
00:39:47Really?
00:39:52Hey, Ma, you want some ice cream?
00:39:56Don't let little Stevie have any strawberry.
00:40:00Mary, that's Brady.
00:40:01What are you talking about? I know that's Brady.
00:40:08But who the hell are you?
00:40:14I'm going to run down to the emergency room and check it out. It can't hurt, right?
00:40:21I'm going to go for a walk.
00:40:30There's a movie about it, Till of the Hun. Why are they filming in Canada?
00:40:34Yeah, cheaper.
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:36And it's pretty much just open space.
00:40:38Which means nowhere to go and nothing to do for the next eight weeks.
00:40:44Listen to me. The operative word being listen. I want you to feel free to have sex while you're on
00:40:51location.
00:40:52Are we here again? After everything.
00:40:54No, we are not here again. I'm not trying to push you away. I'm trying to keep you.
00:40:59If anyone knows how important sex is to a person, it's me. Correction. Was me.
00:41:04It's the chemo. Your body just needs time to heal itself. It'll be back.
00:41:11It's like winter. Just because the trees are bare doesn't mean they're dead.
00:41:15Long come spring and bam.
00:41:16I want you to have sex.
00:41:20I'm serious. I know what we have. Sex is just sex. I understand that.
00:41:26I don't want to just have sex.
00:41:28You say that now.
00:41:30But when you're riding a horse all day, wearing animal fur, and you see some sexy Canadian extra in a
00:41:37slave girl outfit,
00:41:38feel free to pillage her.
00:41:42Smell them.
00:41:43Don't be so provincial.
00:41:45You're playing a barbarian, for fuck's sake.
00:41:50Step up there, ma.
00:41:51Come on.
00:41:52There you go.
00:41:53All right.
00:41:54You want to watch your TV?
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:57All right.
00:41:57I'll be in there in a minute.
00:41:58Cold outside.
00:42:02So, it was nothing, right?
00:42:04The doctor said she had a small stroke.
00:42:06She's got significant memory loss.
00:42:09Oh, God. When did it happen?
00:42:12Best you can tell, maybe a week ago.
00:42:14But nobody knows, because she's been home alone.
00:42:19I want her to stay here with us tonight.
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:22So, I'm going to run and grab her nightgown and stuff. She wants her own stuff.
00:42:28Oh, I'll go with you.
00:42:30Magda can stay here with them.
00:42:33I'm so sorry.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:43Magda?
00:42:53Jesus Christ.
00:42:55What's been going on here?
00:42:58Didn't you notice?
00:43:00Nah.
00:43:00I mean, she's always waiting for me to pick her up downstairs.
00:43:07F***ing cockroach.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11Well, this stops right now.
00:43:13Mama can't live like this.
00:43:15I'll get a man, a nurse, something.
00:43:17Someone to live with her full time.
00:43:19Nurses do that, right?
00:43:20I mean, you can hire them to do that, right?
00:43:24Mama can't live like this.
00:43:28Steve.
00:43:32Your mother can come live with us.
00:43:35She can?
00:43:38Sure.
00:43:40Why else do we have that big house?
00:43:50John?
00:43:52Hi.
00:43:52Hi.
00:43:53Hi.
00:43:54Hi.
00:43:56Hi.
00:43:57Hi.
00:44:01Hi.
00:44:21I love sex on the city.
00:44:27I am, how you say, the single girl.
00:44:32Hey Paul.
00:44:33But take me, I said to post your book, someone wants to see you.
00:44:36I don't understand.
00:44:37Look at what she has, sex on the city.
00:44:42Carrie Bracho, Carrie Bracho, sex on the city.
00:44:45Oh, hello.
00:44:47I have the sex.
00:44:48She has the sex.
00:44:49We all have the sex.
00:44:52We want to make a party for you.
00:44:55To drink a little, drink a little, to talk about sex.
00:44:58Yes.
00:44:59She said yes.
00:45:00We'll do it.
00:45:01Apparently, I fell right into my French fan base.
00:45:04Both of them.
00:45:04And they were so fun and silly.
00:45:06And they insisted on throwing a party in my honor.
00:45:09They want me to meet their friends who supposedly love the book as well.
00:45:13Anyway, there's nothing terribly fancy.
00:45:14Just a cozy dinner in a quick hotel in Paris with my 10 new French friends.
00:45:19This is what I love about Paris.
00:45:22You never know where the day would lead you.
00:45:23I know.
00:45:24Anyway, the party is Saturday night at La Petite Auberge on the Rue de Saint-André-des-Artes.
00:45:31Very good.
00:45:32Are you up for it?
00:45:33I can't, darling.
00:45:34That's the night I unveil my show to the museum curator and staff.
00:45:38But you go and have a wonderful time with the throngs of screaming fans.
00:45:43Then I don't mind if I do.
00:45:45Do you think they'll really be screaming?
00:45:46I hope so.
00:45:48So do I.
00:45:50And we turn the office back there into the baby's room.
00:45:53Would anyone like more locks?
00:45:57Is that the fish?
00:46:03We're within blocks of the best grammar schools in Manhattan.
00:46:06Not that we would ever let him or her go alone.
00:46:09Her.
00:46:11It's a her.
00:46:12We just found out.
00:46:13It's a girl?
00:46:14Honey, it's a girl.
00:46:16I always wanted a girl.
00:46:18We weren't going to ask because I didn't want to know nothing about it.
00:46:21But then I was there and they asked me if I wanted to know.
00:46:24And I said yes.
00:46:26Ever since then I've been thinking about little girl names.
00:46:30I like Tiffany, Brittany.
00:46:33Wayne says I like any name with a knee on the end.
00:46:37We're not getting the baby, are we?
00:46:44We changed our minds.
00:46:48We're awful sorry.
00:46:53If you knew this before, why did you come here and put us through all this?
00:46:58We've never seen New York.
00:47:05What are you doing in here all this time?
00:47:07I'm writing an angry email to our baby lawyer.
00:47:10Oh, she warned us about this kind of thing.
00:47:13How much more can we take, huh?
00:47:22It's okay.
00:47:24That's not our baby.
00:47:26Our baby is still coming.
00:47:29Beginning to think God lost our address.
00:47:32Oh.
00:47:33Come on, honey.
00:47:35We're Jews.
00:47:37We've been through worse than this.
00:47:39Huh?
00:47:43And someone got some flowers delivered.
00:47:45Oh?
00:47:47Samantha Jones.
00:47:49Uh-huh.
00:47:51How the hell are you called?
00:48:07What's up, babe?
00:48:09I just got your flowers.
00:48:11They're so beautiful.
00:48:12Did you get the card?
00:48:14Yes.
00:48:15And you know how I said you could have sex with someone else?
00:48:18Well, if it would be okay with you, try not to.
00:48:23Unless you already have and then that's fine.
00:48:26I didn't.
00:48:27I won't.
00:48:28I don't mean to be a wet blanket, but how about don't?
00:48:35Cool.
00:48:38Cool.
00:48:44Okay, you gorgeous Russian.
00:48:46I'm off.
00:48:49Good luck at the museum.
00:48:52What's wrong?
00:48:54Oh, that's the coupling and something with my hands.
00:48:58It's just...
00:48:59I think I'm having an anxiety attack or something.
00:49:02I don't know.
00:49:04Breathe. Here.
00:49:06Put your head between your legs and breathe.
00:49:13I...
00:49:14I can go.
00:49:16I can't.
00:49:17Why?
00:49:18What brought this on?
00:49:21What if they think...
00:49:24I'm the old man with the silly light machines?
00:49:27Here, let me do this for you.
00:49:29The curator is 27 years old.
00:49:32Can you believe it?
00:49:33Look at me.
00:49:39You will be fine.
00:49:43Will you go with me?
00:49:47But...
00:49:49I have my party.
00:49:50Oh, please.
00:49:51I need you there.
00:49:52I need you there.
00:49:54I don't...
00:49:55I...
00:49:55I don't have anybody's telephone number to call and cancel.
00:49:58I...
00:49:59Oh.
00:49:59No.
00:50:00You go.
00:50:01Right.
00:50:02I'll be okay.
00:50:03I'll be fine.
00:50:04I'll be fine.
00:50:05Yeah.
00:50:08No.
00:50:09No.
00:50:09I'll go.
00:50:12You will?
00:50:13It's important to you.
00:50:15Oh.
00:50:16Thank you, my darling.
00:50:18And promise not to let go all night, huh?
00:50:36I will.
00:50:40Oh.
00:50:40Oh.
00:50:59Super loud.
00:51:00Great.
00:51:01Awesome!
00:51:02Well, here's the artistle of Alexander toothoski.
00:51:06Bravo!
00:51:06Bravo!
00:51:07You have to be very fiers.
00:51:08Everyone wants to meet you.
00:51:10Come here!
00:51:10Come here!
00:51:11Come here!
00:51:20Yes, that's a train! Yes!
00:51:25I want to take little Stevie to the zoo.
00:51:28This is not Steve. This is Brady. Steve's all grown up.
00:51:35Some days she's perfectly clear and then she'll have a bad couple days like now.
00:51:40How are you handling all this? Not very well.
00:51:43Steve is amazing. He gets home from the bar late and then he's with her all day.
00:51:48Let's get ready to go to the zoo!
00:51:50This is the zoo. I think you're amazing. I think you're amazing.
00:51:56Mama!
00:51:57And I think you're amazing! Yes, I do.
00:52:04Why was her coat on?
00:52:08Shit!
00:52:10Mary!
00:52:12Shit!
00:52:14Where did she go?
00:52:15I don't know. The Bronx Zoo?
00:52:17Shit! Shit! Stay with the baby!
00:52:19Shit!
00:52:21Fuck!
00:52:24What a nice, man.
00:52:31Kannada!
00:52:33How did she go?
00:52:35I..
00:52:36I need to go.
00:52:37Can you tell me?
00:52:40Can I tell me?
00:52:50Sorry.
00:52:51Well, I don't know.
00:52:51Yeah, I don't know.
00:52:54Oh, perfect. A hole in my Dior.
00:53:02What?
00:53:16Oh!
00:53:33Tell that man that I had to go. I...
00:53:37Set on. Set on.
00:53:39D. Louis Gepard.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:52All right.
00:53:54Oh my God.
00:54:00Always complicity, escale, on a pedestal, a dream limitless
00:54:04If they were the triangle, they would be rex, then they would be the back wall
00:54:07The triangle rex, then they would be set up, the path of the jodacin, a geodessie
00:54:11A dream, a dream, a dream, a dream, a dream
00:54:33When they fall, they lay their arms, they fall, they fall, 22, 22, 22
00:54:38My context is more strong than the concept, your man, if you're in a dream, it's a laugh
00:54:42The sous-ensemble, in the grand ensemble, it's a song, the bell and the bad boy
00:54:48The sous-ensemble, in the grand ensemble, it's a song, the bell and the bad boy
00:55:01Excuse me, mongeuseuse
00:55:08Mademoiselle
00:55:26Mademoiselle
00:55:34This pizza tastes like garbage
00:55:37Yeah, it's bad
00:55:42It's cold, we're gonna go, we're gonna go home
00:55:45I'm still hungry, you know
00:55:56Mmm, that feels good
00:56:12Hey, where did you go?
00:56:16I went to my party
00:56:17I thought as much, how was it?
00:56:20Over
00:56:21It was over
00:56:23I'm sorry
00:56:26How could you just abandon me like that when I gave up my party to be with you?
00:56:30I didn't abandon you
00:56:32I sat on a bench, alone, in a museum
00:56:37Let's not do this now, I'm tired, I had a stressful day
00:56:40I'm in this relationship too
00:56:43I am a person, in this relationship
00:56:47Have you any idea what it's been like for me here?
00:56:50Eating alone and waiting for my boyfriend who would rather spend time with a light installation?
00:56:58That's what I do, that's who I am
00:57:01He always knew this
00:57:03I had a life in New York, I...
00:57:06I had a job and... and friends, and I didn't give all of that up to come here and wander
00:57:12the streets of Paris alone
00:57:16Okay, I'm taking a shower and I'm going to bed
00:57:19And we'll talk more as soon as you...
00:57:21No, no, no, no, no, not as soon as...
00:57:23Please, Carrie
00:57:24It was an accident, I didn't mean to
00:57:32Oh, my necklace
00:57:34Oh...
00:57:39I'm so sorry
00:57:42I thought I was clear all along about...
00:57:46Who I am
00:57:51Well...
00:57:53Maybe it's time to be clear about who I am
00:57:56I am someone...
00:57:59Who is looking for love
00:58:00Real love
00:58:04Ridiculous
00:58:07Inconvenient
00:58:09Consuming
00:58:12Can't...
00:58:13Live without each other love
00:58:17And...
00:58:18I don't think...
00:58:20That love is here in...
00:58:25In...
00:58:26In this expensive suite
00:58:27In...
00:58:28In this lovely hotel
00:58:31In Paris
00:58:35It's not your fault, it's... it's my fault
00:58:41I shouldn't have come here
00:58:53Carrie...
00:58:54Please...
00:58:55Don't...
00:58:57I'm fine...
00:59:02Carrie...
00:59:06Please...
00:59:08Don't...
00:59:10I'm fine...
00:59:15Thank you
00:59:16Thank you
00:59:21There is a problem
00:59:25I...
00:59:25I want another room...
00:59:27Oh no...
00:59:29Bradshaw
00:59:30The price is not important
00:59:33You...
00:59:33Well, I'm sorry, mademoiselle
00:59:37But we have only double rooms available
00:59:40Well...
00:59:40I...
00:59:40I'm a single...
00:59:42And it will be fine
00:59:43Okay, let me see just a minute
00:59:45Merci
01:00:04Hi
01:00:04Hi
01:00:08Hey...
01:00:09Hey...
01:00:10Hey...
01:00:11Why the tears?
01:00:13Paris is a mess
01:00:16I never should have come here
01:00:19Everything fell apart
01:00:22We had a big fight and...
01:00:24And then I got slapped
01:00:27You got what?
01:00:28No, no, he didn't mean it
01:00:29It was an accident
01:00:30He slapped you?
01:00:32What?
01:00:32No...
01:00:33No...
01:00:33It's not like that
01:00:34I'll kick his ass
01:00:35What?
01:00:37No...
01:00:37Alright, what room are you in?
01:00:38I'm not telling you that
01:00:40I see you're in room 625
01:00:42Room 625, thank you
01:00:44Wait...
01:00:45Oh, stop!
01:00:46What are you...
01:00:48Hey!
01:00:50Stop!
01:00:50What do you think you're doing?
01:00:51I think I'm kicking some rushing ass
01:00:53What?
01:00:53No, it's...
01:00:54It's not like that
01:00:55You've...
01:00:56You've got it completely wrong
01:00:57We'll see about that
01:00:59I don't need you to do this
01:01:01Stop!
01:01:02This is totally unnecessary
01:01:05What do you think you're doing?
01:01:07Stop!
01:01:08Slow down!
01:01:09You're gonna have a heart attack
01:01:10I...
01:01:11I need it!
01:01:12I took care of this myself
01:01:13I don't need you to rescue me
01:01:15Listen, I'm clocking this foreigner
01:01:16And there's nothing you can do to stop it
01:01:18Stop!
01:01:24Hey!
01:01:30Hey!
01:01:31Hey!
01:01:39Uh!
01:01:45I got to hand it to you, kid.
01:01:47Most people come to Paris to fall in love.
01:01:49You came and got slapped.
01:01:54Why is that funny?
01:02:03Are you cold?
01:02:04No, I'm still in shock.
01:02:07This is so surreal.
01:02:08No, I mean, what, where?
01:02:12How did you even get here?
01:02:17It took me a really long time to get here.
01:02:23But I'm here.
01:02:29Carrie, you're the one.
01:02:37Kiss me, you big cry, baby.
01:03:03I miss New York.
01:03:05Take me home.
01:03:16Hi, honey.
01:03:18I'm a bad wife.
01:03:19I ordered Chinese.
01:03:24I got something from China, too.
01:03:29They're giving us a baby.
01:03:31What?
01:03:32How?
01:03:34I guess God remembered our address.
01:03:37We get her in six months.
01:03:41Here she is.
01:03:49That's her baby.
01:03:52I know it.
01:03:55That's really our baby.
01:03:58I know it.
01:04:10That's really our baby.
01:04:11What you did,
01:04:14that is love.
01:04:21You love.
01:04:29Let's not make a big deal of it, Steve.
01:04:32It'll just upset him.
01:04:33I know he himself.
01:04:37What?
01:04:42What?
01:04:46What?
01:05:11Hey babe, I feel bad.
01:05:17You flew all night, why?
01:05:20I forgot to tell you something on the phone.
01:05:23I love you.
01:05:26You flew back to tell me that.
01:05:29Can you think of a better reason?
01:05:34No, I can't.
01:05:37You have meant more to me than any man I've ever known.
01:06:09Thanks.
01:06:19You know, I don't live here anymore
01:06:23And the Four Seasons won't check you in until 1
01:06:28Oh, did you want to come up?
01:06:31Abso-fucking-lutely
01:06:57Oh, my God
01:07:02Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships
01:07:06There are those that open you up to something new and exotic
01:07:09Yeah, Lord, I just don't care, but you've got the love I need to see me through.
01:07:18Those that are old and familiar.
01:07:24Those that bring up lots of questions.
01:07:29Those that bring you somewhere unexpected.
01:07:36Those that bring you far from where you started.
01:07:39Now with me and I feel like life just too much.
01:07:43You've got the love I need you.
01:07:45And those that bring you back.
01:07:47All I can do sometimes is keep it together.
01:07:50But I know you've got it.
01:07:52But the most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all
01:07:57is the one you have with yourself.
01:08:00And if you find someone to love the you, you love.
01:08:03Hi.
01:08:04What's shaking, baby?
01:08:05How's Napa?
01:08:05The house is on the market.
01:08:06Look out, New York.
01:08:08I'm a-coming.
01:08:09Well, that's just fabulous.
01:08:13You've got the love.
01:08:15You've got the love.
01:08:16You've got the love.
01:08:20Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air.
01:08:24I know I can count on you.
01:08:28Sometimes.