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00:04When you are single and live in New York, there is no end to the ways to fill your days.
00:09Museums, parks, theaters, concert halls, night gloves, and countless restaurants.
00:14But one of the most amazing things about living in a city like New York
00:19is that any night of the week, you can go to Paris.
00:25Joy for two, for one.
00:29Enjoy the show.
00:37It was one of those perfect New York nights.
00:45That fucking Richard.
00:46Followed by a less than perfect New York day.
00:49He left another I'm sorry message on my machine.
00:51Like all the I'm sorry's in the world are gonna make up for the fact that I caught him eating
00:55another woman's pussy.
00:56Samantha.
01:00It's okay. Nothing has to change.
01:03Just think of this as a big purse.
01:05Miranda, your purse just spit up.
01:06Oh, you'd think after three weeks of no return calls, he'd get the message.
01:10Not okay to eat another woman's pussy.
01:12Samantha Brady.
01:13Well, I'm pissed off, Charlotte. What the hell am I supposed to say?
01:16Call it sushi. Another woman's sushi.
01:19Fine. Richard ate another woman's sushi.
01:21Fish and chips would have been such an unfortunate order right now.
01:24What'd you do last night?
01:26Went to a movie.
01:27With who?
01:28Myself.
01:28On date night?
01:29Are we still gonna have to call it date night in our fifties?
01:32I would just think that all the people would be looking at me thinking that poor pathetic girl.
01:36Kinda like the way I'm looking at you right now?
01:38What?
01:39You don't go out alone?
01:40On date night?
01:41You're never alone in New York. It's the perfect place to be single. The city is your date.
01:45You're dating the city?
01:46About 18 years. It's getting serious. I think I'm in love.
01:50Do not check your messages again.
01:52I'm not! I just wanted you to all hear his tone on my machine.
01:56If you keep participating in this, you might as well just call him.
01:58I'm not participating.
02:00This has got to stop.
02:01Yes, it's tragic that you were in love and it didn't work out, but you have got to emotionally cut
02:06him out of your life and move on.
02:08And the sooner the better. Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.
02:13Everyone who? Where'd you get that?
02:15I read it in a magazine.
02:16What magazine? Convenient theories for you monthly?
02:18What does that mean?
02:19It means last year when you were married you believed a woman only got one great love.
02:23Yeah, and that phrase great love, what does that even mean?
02:25It means a love that changes you, that shakes you to your core, after which you're never the same.
02:31Seriously, there is not an unlimited amount of love in the world. It's rare.
02:35Way to take the edge off a club sandwich. So far, I've only had one.
02:39Trey, how many great loves have you had?
02:41Zero.
02:41Really? What about Steve?
02:43Steve's a friend, not a core shaker.
02:45Well, I'm done with great love. I'm back to great lovers.
02:48You?
02:48I refuse to define love in those limited terms.
02:51I had to.
02:52Oh, come on, Carrie, Aiden, and Big.
02:57One, two. And according to you, I'm done.
03:00No, no, it was a stupid article. It was at the dentist.
03:02No, no, no, no. It's too late for that now. You said it. It's over for me.
03:05Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots of shoes.
03:09Fuck love.
03:10I gave you sushi. I need fuck.
03:13After a light lunch, Miranda stopped to set down a heavy load.
03:17You want me to carry him?
03:18No, no, no, I'm fine. I just gotta switch.
03:19Okay.
03:21Ladies seeming 12 o'clock.
03:24I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.
03:28Aha!
03:29Oh, wow. We have just spotted our first sailors. Fleet Week has begun.
03:36Fleet Week is that one week a year when the U.S. naval ships dock and our fair city is
03:42made even fairer with cute, sweet American sailors looking for fun.
03:47I've been so distracted by Richard that I almost forgot my favorite holiday.
03:51Fleet Week isn't a holiday.
03:52Well, it should be.
03:53Sort of the antidote to Valentine's Day.
03:55This is just what I need. I'm gonna flag them down and find out about the big party.
03:58Now, hold on there, Pearl Harbor. Not interested.
03:59What? We always have fun when we go.
04:02Me running through Times Square in heels trying to find a cute sailor to kiss? That ship has sailed. Pun
04:08intended.
04:09But we have to show them a good time. It's our patriotic duty as women of New York.
04:13If you want to do your patriotic duty as New York women, you will come shopping with me right now
04:18and throw some much-needed money downtown.
04:21I'm in.
04:21I'm in.
04:35Okay, so I'll call you later.
04:37Overspend for me.
04:38Okay.
04:39I'm okay.
04:40I got it.
04:41Bye-bye.
04:42Bye.
04:43Bye.
04:44Bye.
04:45I'll call you later.
04:48Miranda suddenly found herself moving slowly away from her old life.
04:55And quickly into her new one.
04:57Oh.
04:58Oh.
05:00Oh.
05:00Oh, baby boy.
05:02Pink face boy.
05:03Look at that pink face.
05:05Ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:06You're with my back.
05:07Oh.
05:07I'm good.
05:08I've got it.
05:08You just keep doing the thing.
05:10The mirror.
05:11I'll get the baby nurse to put him down for a nap.
05:13On the floor.
05:14Lena?
05:15Is that my big boy?
05:18Hi.
05:19Uh, what are you doing here?
05:20I just came over to hang with a big boy.
05:22Max let me in.
05:24Hey.
05:24Hey, you chap.
05:25Want to have a sandwich?
05:26Where did you get us?
05:30Okay.
05:31Um.
05:32Steve.
05:33I can't have you hang right now.
05:35I've got a schedule.
05:36I've got to get Brady down for a nap now or he won't sleep tonight.
05:39Lena?
05:40Hey, how's your nipples?
05:42Excuse me?
05:43Oh, Lena says sometimes he gets sore.
05:45Uh, Lena, would you get Brady ready for his nap?
05:47And please don't talk to Steve about my nipples.
05:49Thanks.
05:50Don't blame her.
05:50I asked.
05:51You just randomly ask about my nipples?
05:53Yeah.
05:54I talk about your nipples to strangers all the time.
05:56Ha ha.
05:57Ho ho.
05:57Bye.
05:58Hey, hey.
05:59The bombs are us.
06:00I came over to help.
06:01I appreciate that, but I don't need help.
06:03I've hired help and we've got everything under control.
06:04So, um, thanks for the eats.
06:05Okay.
06:06Hey.
06:09Have a good evening, Mrs. McDougal.
06:12Charlotte realized she may have put great love number one behind her, but his name was
06:17still in front of her.
06:33Breakups.
06:34Bad for the heart.
06:35Good for the economy.
06:37It's the bad guy again.
06:39And I'll keep calling to you.
06:40Agree to talk.
06:41So, unless you want 20 messages everyday,
06:43you'll meet me tonight for a drink.
06:45I miss you.
06:46I'll be waiting, gorgeous.
06:48Right sentiment.
06:49Sushi samba.
06:50Wrong restaurant.
06:52Richard, right?
06:54Right.
07:08Come on, gorgeous.
07:12In a wildly optimistic gesture,
07:14I ordered you a dirty martini.
07:19Dirty martini?
07:20Dirty bastard.
07:29Oh, I have always wanted to do that,
07:31but I don't think I could pull it off.
07:33How did it feel?
07:35Fabulous.
07:36But I woke up this morning even angrier.
07:38I need to hurt him more.
07:40I can't even be around that man.
07:41He's dangerous and toxic.
07:42So, he's Manthrax?
07:45Arrogant prick.
07:47I wonder what he was going to say.
07:48What could he say?
07:49That he loves me,
07:50that we belong together,
07:51that he didn't mean to hurt me.
07:53Well, people make mistakes.
07:55I cheated on Aiden.
07:56He gave me a second chance.
07:58And look how well that turned out.
08:01That was different.
08:02True.
08:03It wasn't a sushi situation.
08:04And that's another thing.
08:06I'm not doing the baby talk at breakfast.
08:08I signed up for friendship,
08:10not some piecey bullshit baby brunches.
08:13Oh, you're overreacting.
08:15Brady won't happen every day.
08:16He better not.
08:18Miranda's still Miranda.
08:18She had a baby, not a lobotomy.
08:20She knows you're not child-friendly.
08:23Don't kid yourself.
08:24The days of pussy and fuck are gone.
08:27Later that night,
08:28I got to thinking about days gone by,
08:31that carefree time when our schedules
08:33were as wide open as our hearts,
08:35the time before the baggage and breakups
08:37and babies began to weigh us all down.
08:40I couldn't help but wonder,
08:41does that sense of adventure still flicker inside of us?
08:44Or when it comes to being carefree single girls,
08:47have we missed the boat?
08:54Surprise!
08:55Surprise, Pan-O-Chocolat.
08:58Oh.
08:59Oh, I'm sorry.
09:00I don't know you.
09:03I'm Carrie.
09:04I'm a friend of...
09:05Hi, this is Lena.
09:07Come in.
09:11Does she speak?
09:13No, I love her.
09:15Were we supposed to do something
09:17and I forgot to write it down?
09:18Nope, I had the whole day free
09:20and thought I'd stop by for a little chatty.
09:21Fatty, come on, I gotta sit.
09:23So are you hungry?
09:24I brought some Pan-O-Chocolat.
09:26Oh, thanks.
09:26But the only eating I'm concerned with right now is Brady.
09:29He doesn't seem to want to eat.
09:30Perhaps he's anorexic.
09:32Sorry, what?
09:33That's a dumb joke.
09:34What was it?
09:35Anorexic.
09:36Oh, yeah, no.
09:39I've been trying to feed him for an hour
09:41and he won't latch on.
09:42Stop.
09:43Boring.
09:44What's up with you?
09:45Well, I've been thinking about that thing
09:49that Charlotte said in the coffee shop.
09:51Uh-huh.
09:52About the great loves?
09:54Here we go.
09:55Uh, so I...
09:57Maybe Aiden and Big are my two great loves now.
10:03But...
10:04That doesn't mean that I'm always going to feel that way about them.
10:08Come on, Brady.
10:09It's right here.
10:10Okay.
10:11You don't want it?
10:12Fine.
10:12Here we go.
10:14Here we go.
10:14Here.
10:15Here.
10:15There in the middle of my two great loves
10:17were Miranda's two great breasts.
10:20I'm sorry.
10:21What?
10:21Your breasts are huge.
10:23No.
10:23What were you saying about...
10:24I can't even remember.
10:27This is so frustrating.
10:29You'll eat eventually.
10:30No, not that.
10:31This.
10:32This is frustrating.
10:33I can't follow your thoughts.
10:34It's all about nursing and nipples.
10:36Well, sweetie, they're looking right at me.
10:38I am not going to become one of those mothers
10:40who cannot carry on an adult conversation.
10:43I am not.
10:45Okay.
10:46Three weeks ago,
10:46I would have been listening to you
10:48and saying funny things back
10:49and now I'm going,
10:50What?
10:50What?
10:50I didn't even get the anorexic joke.
10:52How easy was that?
10:53Miranda, I'm just talking.
10:55Blah, blah.
10:55It's just words.
10:56No, they're not just words.
10:58They're your words.
10:58And it's not just now.
10:59What about Samantha?
11:01Could she have gotten me into that cab any faster?
11:04Carrie,
11:05my friendships are
11:07important to me.
11:10Hey, we're not going anywhere.
11:12Maybe things will have to change a little.
11:14Fuck.
11:15I know.
11:17But you're still one of us.
11:20Only now,
11:21you're the one with the biggest boobs.
11:23Can you believe the size of my nipples?
11:24Please.
11:25I was not at all prepared.
11:27I'm going to have to go find
11:28some sort of trauma counseling.
11:30Ah.
11:32There.
11:33We have contact.
11:35Okay.
11:38Okay.
11:39I'm going to go.
11:40I'll let you concentrate on Mr. Hobbs there.
11:42You don't have to go.
11:43I can listen now.
11:44I can do it.
11:45Miranda,
11:47you're a mother.
11:51But it's okay.
11:52I won't tell anyone.
11:53Don't.
11:55What are you going to do all day?
11:56Well,
11:57first a trip to the Guggenheim
11:58and then lunch
11:59and then, uh,
12:02who knows?
12:03It's New York.
12:04Hot date with your city, huh?
12:05Exactly.
12:06See that?
12:07You listened
12:07and we had the witty repartee.
12:10Bye.
12:10That same afternoon,
12:12Charlotte felt like going to a movie.
12:13So she called her afternoon movie friend, Anthony.
12:16Carrie says that the French film
12:17at the Paris is amazing.
12:19Fuck the French.
12:20Like, I need to spend an afternoon
12:21looking at that drippy shit.
12:22Good hat, though.
12:23Thanks.
12:24What do you want to see?
12:25Anything with Josh Hartnett.
12:26I don't know who that is.
12:27He's cute with a capital U.
12:29Hoot.
12:31He totally checked you out.
12:32You should go back and get his number.
12:36He's a sailor.
12:37I know.
12:38Go, Ari.
12:39He's getting away.
12:39No, I can't do that.
12:41You are so not gay.
12:43What am I going to do with him?
12:44Fuck him.
12:45Put an end to that Park Avenue
12:47pink shirt flaccid peeping mojo
12:48you've been dragging around.
12:49I'm not dragging anything around.
12:51As a matter of fact,
12:52I changed my name back to York
12:53on my mailbox.
12:54Good for you.
12:55Now, maybe you should be thinking
12:56about a different box.
12:58When's the last time you had sex?
12:59If you have to think about it,
13:00it's been too long.
13:01When was the last time you were...
13:0210.30 today at the gym.
13:04Well, I'm not looking for just sex.
13:07I can have just sex.
13:08I'm looking for my next great love.
13:10Yeah, well, don't let it hit
13:11that six-month mark
13:12because after that,
13:12it's just a sleigh ride
13:13into menopause.
13:14I'm serious.
13:16If you don't put something
13:16in there soon,
13:17it'll grow over.
13:18Oh.
13:19What is it with this
13:20freaking wind?
13:21As Charlotte and Anthony
13:22made a left,
13:23Samantha found herself
13:24in the right neighborhood.
13:26Richard writes.
13:27Here you go.
13:29Oh, one for you.
13:41Uh, ma'am,
13:42this is against city law
13:43to deface public property.
13:45This man said he loved me
13:47and I caught him eating
13:48another woman's pussy.
13:50Carry on, ma'am.
14:09New York weather,
14:10like a man,
14:11can be unpredictable.
14:15But that's part of the fun.
14:30And a New York museum,
14:32like a man,
14:33can sometimes be closed
14:34when you wish they were open.
14:56That's another reason
14:57I love New York.
14:58Just like that,
14:59it can go from bad
15:00to cute.
15:04Well,
15:04I guess we're not going
15:06anywhere for a while.
15:12I love the way
15:13the rain smells.
15:14If this were a French movie,
15:16we'd fall in love
15:17and get married.
15:21No, I was,
15:22I was just pointing out
15:23how romantic this would be
15:24in a movie.
15:25I don't want to marry you.
15:29Okay, I do.
15:32No, no, come on,
15:33I'm kidding.
15:33I mean,
15:34we just met.
15:36Let's wait five minutes.
15:38Really,
15:39I don't even want
15:39to get married.
15:40I was engaged last year
15:41and if I didn't want
15:41to marry him,
15:42I said...
15:50Singles at the counter.
15:51Oh,
15:52I was hoping
15:52to get a table...
15:53Singles counter!
15:55Two!
15:55Two!
15:57Two!
15:57Two!
15:58Who's next?
15:59Several wet blocks later,
16:01I decided to warm up
16:02with a bowl
16:03of New York matzo ball soup.
16:06Come on,
16:06come on,
16:07come on,
16:07let's go!
16:09That manager's
16:10really a prick.
16:11I put up with it
16:12because I come here
16:13all the time.
16:14They know me,
16:14I live in the neighborhood.
16:16We single gals
16:17gotta have a port
16:18and a storm,
16:19am I right?
16:19No.
16:23Lithium.
16:24I like to sprinkle
16:25it on my ice cream.
16:26You ever try it?
16:28No.
16:29Can't say that I have.
16:31What kind of mood
16:32elevator are you on?
16:34I'm not on one.
16:36Yeah?
16:37I used to be like you.
16:39Then I broke up
16:40with this guy.
16:41This was 82.
16:42Marty.
16:43Thought somebody better
16:44would come along.
16:46Never happened.
16:51Oh, I love this.
16:52If Charlotte was right,
16:54this woman's
16:55two great loves
16:55were a man named Morty
16:57and lithium-laced ice cream.
17:00After 20 minutes
17:01squatting under
17:02the coffee shop hand dryer,
17:03I realized
17:04I'd been kidding myself.
17:05New York and I
17:06didn't have
17:06the perfect relationship.
17:08All right!
17:10It was dismissive,
17:12abusive,
17:12and it made me
17:14feel desperate.
17:15I was now
17:16fresh out
17:17of great loves
17:20Oh!
17:21Hey!
17:22Sir!
17:37Allow me to introduce myself.
17:39My name is Louis LeRoy.
17:41This is Bill Hope
17:42and Paul Watkins,
17:43and we'd like to invite you
17:44to a big Navy party tonight.
17:45Feel free to bring
17:46some girlfriends.
17:47Yeah, feel very free.
17:55I don't know why
17:56I was fighting it.
17:56This is going to be fun.
17:58Exactly what we needed.
17:59Three single gals
18:00back on the camp.
18:01What's the longest
18:01you've ever gone
18:02without sex?
18:03Oh, no, you don't get
18:03that info
18:04without dinner
18:04and a drink.
18:05Next week,
18:06we'll make it six months.
18:07Ooh, what's it?
18:08Thanks.
18:08She threw me
18:09and I lost my concentration.
18:10I am going to have
18:11sex with a sailor tonight.
18:13She almost got me
18:14on that one.
18:14I'm serious.
18:15I have to have sex
18:16to put Mrs. Tray McDougal
18:17behind me.
18:18I'm a whole new Charlotte York.
18:20What about the great love?
18:21Maybe that was bullshit.
18:23Oh.
18:23Gotcha.
18:28How are we going to find
18:29your sailor?
18:29We'll find them.
18:44God bless America.
18:50The important thing
18:51is to stick together
18:52or we'll get lost.
18:57Samantha?
18:58Charlotte?
19:01Oh.
19:05And uptown,
19:06another woman
19:07found herself
19:07in a confusing
19:08naval situation.
19:10Look, Brady.
19:13There's your belly button.
19:16Oh, God.
19:18Help!
19:21Help me!
19:25Twenty freaked out
19:26minutes later.
19:27I can't do this.
19:28I'm prepared
19:29for the expected,
19:30but I'm not prepared
19:31for the unexpected.
19:32I can't schedule
19:33shit like this,
19:33and the people
19:34that you hire
19:34won't help you
19:35with shit like this.
19:36Where's the cat?
19:39Oh, God.
19:40Steve, it's gross.
19:41Help me.
19:42It's gross.
19:43Relax.
19:43I'll give you a hand.
19:45He may not be
19:46a core shaker,
19:48but Steve was there
19:49when she was shaken
19:49to the core.
19:50Aw.
19:51Feeling all right.
19:53Ah-ah.
19:55I'm not feeling
19:56too good myself.
19:59Ah-ah.
20:01Feeling all right.
20:04Ah-ah.
20:05I'm not feeling
20:06too good myself.
20:07Are you looking
20:08for someone?
20:10Oh, my girlfriends.
20:12This party's like
20:13the Bermuda Triangle
20:14for women.
20:15That's a little
20:16sailor joke.
20:17You're funny.
20:18Oh.
20:19You remind me
20:20of my mom.
20:22Bye-bye.
20:23Oh.
20:26Evening, miss.
20:28Ah-ah.
20:29I made it.
20:31Nice dickie.
20:35Meanwhile,
20:35I still had not
20:36found Charlotte,
20:37but Charlotte
20:38had found an officer
20:39who wasn't a gentleman.
20:41Show me your tits.
20:43I can't do that.
20:45I barely know you.
20:46Okay.
20:47Then just show me one.
20:50It's an order.
20:51The old Charlotte
20:52would have had
20:53him court-martialed,
20:54but the new Charlotte
20:55will have served.
20:57Had a deadline.
20:58It's an order.
21:02Oh, Jesus!
21:04Oh, Carrie!
21:04Carrie!
21:05I was just looking
21:06for you.
21:06I didn't know
21:06if this isn't
21:07Officer Matt Cook.
21:08I'll see you later.
21:10Okay.
21:12I can't do this.
21:13Let's just talk.
21:17It's your call, man.
21:20Turns out...
21:30Carrie!
21:31There you are!
21:33Where's Charlotte?
21:34Well, believe it or not,
21:35she's involved
21:36in a little peep show upstairs.
21:37I'm really starting
21:38to have a newfound
21:39respect for that girl.
21:41What is it about
21:42today?
21:42I've seen Miranda's boobs.
21:43I've seen Charlotte's boobs.
21:45Why not just show me
21:46yours and get it over with?
21:52Who was kidding?
21:54I wasn't.
21:55They ought to hook me
21:55a sailor.
21:56Yeah, a tail hook, you want?
21:57Look, I'm going.
22:00Yeah!
22:01I was right.
22:02This ship has sailed,
22:03and tragically,
22:04I'm still on it.
22:06Good night.
22:07Hey, keep an eye on
22:09Boom Boom up there.
22:14Hey there, you came.
22:16Yes, I came.
22:17I saw.
22:18I'm leaving.
22:19Oh, come on now.
22:20I've come all the way
22:21from Louisiana
22:21to dance with
22:22a New York City girl.
22:24I'm a good dancer.
22:38I, my, my, my, my, my
22:42Oh, I can turn a gray sky blue
22:49I, you see,
22:50I can make it rain
22:53When I want it to
22:54Oh, I, can build a castle
22:59From a single grain of sand
23:01Yeah, I, you see,
23:02I can make a ship sail
23:05On dry land, children
23:06Yeah
23:08On a happy mind
23:09With all the powers
23:10That I possess
23:12Yeah
23:14Girl, you're the key to my happy nest
23:15And I can't get next to you
23:17Oh, I can't get next to you
23:20I've been trying a long time
23:22I can't get next to you
23:23I, I, I, I
23:24I don't know what to do
23:25I can't get next to you
23:26Let me say
23:28I
23:29Even though she was floating
23:30in a sea of dickies
23:32One new message
23:33And two of the saved messages
23:35Samantha could only think about Richard
23:37Hey, you threw a drink in my face
23:38and papered my neighborhood
23:39Would I still be calling
23:41if I didn't really love you?
23:42I love you gorgeous
23:44Give me another chance
23:49Hey, you threw a drink in my face
23:51and papered my neighborhood
23:52Would I still be calling
23:53if I didn't really love you?
24:01Say, Louis
24:02from Louisiana
24:05How many great loves
24:06do you think you get in a lifetime?
24:09Great loves?
24:10That is the question on deck
24:19Maybe one
24:19if you're lucky
24:31Well, I'm glad I stayed
24:33After the way the city kicked my ass today
24:35I needed that dance
24:37I have to say
24:38this is my first trip to New York
24:41Not for me
24:42I mean, the garbage
24:44the noise
24:44I don't know how you put up with it
24:54Thanks
24:56Good night
24:59Well, wait
25:03Going home all alone?
25:05It's rough out there
25:07It isn't so bad
25:09It's not
25:13If Louis was right
25:15and you only get one great love
25:18New York may just be mine
25:21And I can't have nobody
25:22talking shit about my boyfriend
25:25A short while later
25:26I had a thought
25:26Texan?
25:27Maybe the past
25:29is like an anchor
25:30holding us back
25:32Maybe
25:32you have to let go
25:33of who you were
25:36to become
25:38who you will be
25:55The worst thing
25:57about not being
25:58in a relationship
25:58is when your job
26:04is to write about
26:05being in a relationship
26:13Remember that guy
26:14who wore sandals?
26:15Randall the sandal guy
26:17We went on a couple of dates
26:18Like six years ago?
26:19Yeah
26:20Is that anything?
26:21His name was Randall?
26:23No, but I'm
26:24scraping the bottom
26:25of the barrel here, ladies
26:26Last week I wrote about
26:27my search for
26:28the perfect french fry
26:29Oh, I saw that
26:30It was cute
26:30Oh
26:33Mmm
26:34French fries
26:35You didn't read it, did you?
26:37I
26:39I don't always have time
26:40to read your column
26:42Oh, okay then
26:44Wow
26:45Even my friends
26:46find me irrelevant
26:46Hey, I read it every week
26:48You have a little man
26:49hanging from your breast
26:50What else are you gonna do?
26:51Eat
26:51I'm in a dating desert
26:53They're gonna have to
26:54change the name of my column
26:55to just
26:56and the city
26:57or they'll just cancel it
26:59You're on the side of a bus
27:00for God's sake
27:00Then why did my editor call?
27:01He never calls
27:02I am not getting laid
27:04therefore
27:04I'm getting laid off
27:05You're not getting laid off
27:07Samantha, I don't know
27:08if you read the rest of the paper
27:10but these are troubled times
27:11People with real jobs
27:12are getting laid off
27:13This is not a good economy
27:14in which to be
27:15whipped cream
27:16Last night I actually
27:17started writing
27:18about my sock drawer
27:20Men as socks
27:22Hmm
27:22Socks in the city
27:23I think you and I
27:24need to go find some men
27:25There are no men
27:26That's the problem
27:27There are men
27:28You just have to know
27:29where to look for them
27:29When are you free?
27:30No, no, I'm not trolling
27:31for men just to have
27:32something to write about
27:33You people go have sex
27:34report back
27:34I can only help
27:35if you want to write
27:36about baby proofing
27:37I'll tell you how
27:37to baby proof
27:38Use a condom
27:39What can I get you?
27:41I'd like the
27:41veggie scramble
27:42and wheat toast
27:43I'll have an order of fries
27:45Maybe I'll make it
27:46a two-parter
27:46I'd like the Denver
27:47omelet and hash browns
27:48Thank you
27:48I'll have the fruit plate
27:50and I'm back with Richard
27:53Richard whose death
27:54we've been plotting?
27:55Well, maybe there are
27:56no men
27:57I finally agreed to listen
27:58to what he had to say
27:59and
27:59I've never known
28:00anyone like you, Samantha
28:01I was in over my head
28:03and I got scared
28:04He got scared?
28:06Well, that's an excuse
28:07that
28:09Okay, that
28:10coming from you
28:11is almost
28:12as disturbing
28:13as the news itself
28:14I get scared
28:15I hide under the covers
28:16not between somebody's legs
28:17Perhaps you had to be there
28:18Perhaps you're gonna have
28:19to be there around the clock
28:20to make sure he doesn't
28:21get scared again
28:22You know, being scared
28:22is not an easy thing
28:24for a man to admit
28:24So what?
28:25They get a medal
28:26for correctly identifying
28:27a feeling?
28:28We do that all day long
28:29I feel pissed off
28:30Ta-da!
28:31DNR do not resuscitate
28:33I'm not an idiot
28:34I understand
28:35as a woman of the world
28:36that Richard is a very
28:38charismatic and successful man
28:39and an interesting pussy
28:41might cross his path
28:42now and then
28:42and he might
28:43fall
28:44Into it
28:45And if he does
28:45it's just sex
28:46That might be a flaw in him
28:48But you know what?
28:49Nobody's perfect
28:50Some women can't even
28:51get their husbands
28:52to pick up the dry cleaning
28:53You're comparing
28:54not wanting to pick up
28:55the dry cleaning
28:56with Charlotte
28:57do the thing
28:57Now, look
28:59I know he loves me
29:00I believe he's sorry
29:01and I believe
29:02he'll try his best
29:03Well, then
29:04that's your choice
29:05and we should all
29:06respect it
29:06Now, how about
29:08this for a column
29:09Desperate women
29:10who will believe anything
29:15The next day
29:16two parents
29:17covered outlets
29:17to prevent their baby
29:19from getting shocked
29:21I was thinking
29:24maybe we want
29:25to get Brady baptized
29:27for grown-ups
29:28there is no such
29:29safeguard
29:29Neither of us
29:30even goes to church
29:31Yeah, I know that
29:32but it's tradition
29:33I always baptize
29:34my father
29:34my father's father
29:35everybody in my family
29:36gets baptized
29:37and it would really
29:38mean a lot to my ma
29:39Your ma
29:40You never even had a mother
29:47when we were going out
29:48This is the first
29:48I've ever heard
29:49of your mother
29:49and clearly
29:50you were just
29:50trotting her out
29:51to make a case
29:52for religion
29:52It's not about religion
29:53It's not about God
29:54It's just something
29:54you do in case
29:56so the baby
29:57don't end up
29:58in limbo
29:59You don't even know
30:01what that means
30:01I do so
30:02So what is it?
30:04It's a place
30:04where babies fly around
30:05without bodies
30:07just wings
30:08under the neck
30:08Yeah, that sounds
30:10like something
30:10we should worry about
30:11Brady isn't even
30:12crawling yet
30:13and you've got us
30:13baby proof
30:14in every inch
30:15of this apartment
30:15But you won't let
30:16someone sprinkle
30:17a little water
30:17on his head
30:17so he doesn't go to hell?
30:19Miranda didn't believe
30:20in hell
30:20except the hell
30:21she was in right now
30:22This is why
30:23I was worried
30:24about having you involved
30:25Why should I go
30:26through some stupid
30:26ceremony
30:27just to make
30:28your ma happy?
30:29It's nice
30:30Everybody sees the baby
30:32You have cake
30:33Some people give you money
30:34What's wrong with
30:34little Brady
30:34having a little party?
30:35I don't believe in it
30:37If you don't believe
30:38it's just water
30:39on the kid's head
30:42Downtown
30:43Samantha's faith
30:44was faltering
30:44My friends
30:45don't believe you
30:46Am I dating
30:47your friends?
30:47With your track record
30:48I wouldn't put it
30:49past you
30:49What exactly
30:50seems to be
30:51their problem?
30:51This
30:52is their problem
30:54We talked about that
30:55Yeah
30:56Miranda thinks
30:57it's bullshit
30:58What's to stop you
30:59from getting scared
30:59every time a hot
31:00woman walks by?
31:02She wanted to know
31:03Well I don't give a shit
31:04what your friends think
31:05I love you
31:08And I've got something
31:09for you
31:16Unless Miranda
31:17wouldn't approve
31:20Now it was
31:20Samantha's turn
31:21to be scared
31:26Don't worry
31:27it's not for that
31:27finger
31:28it's for this one
31:29So when you flip me off
31:31I'll have something
31:31shiny to look at
31:32There it was
31:33A canary diamond
31:35I'll try not to cheat
31:36and eat when I'm scared
31:37ring
31:43Samantha wasn't sure
31:44if she was in heaven
31:47or limbo
31:49Meanwhile
31:50I was clearly
31:52in hell
32:00That afternoon
32:01Charlotte and I
32:02went trolling
32:03for men
32:03Hey
32:04he's kind of cute
32:05We were playing
32:061-100
32:07which is like
32:07a road trip game
32:08for urban singles
32:09You watch the men
32:10come in your direction
32:11and you see
32:12how many
32:12out of 100
32:13you'd sleep with
32:14Okay
32:14yes
32:168 out of
32:1746
32:18where are you?
32:190-32
32:20Zero?
32:21What about the guy
32:21with the dog?
32:22I don't like dachshunds
32:23for men
32:23can't handle a real dog
32:25can't handle a real woman
32:26But he was gorgeous
32:27And that's another thing
32:27Men who are too good looking
32:28they're never good in bed
32:29because they never had to be
32:330-35
32:34None of them?
32:36They were gay
32:37It's imaginary
32:38There must be someone
32:39in Gramercy Park
32:40that you'd have imaginary
32:41sex with
32:42You're being too picky
32:43Well you're an imaginary
32:44whore
32:45I am not
32:46You have slept with
32:478 men
32:47and we have only
32:48had appetizers
32:49You should come with me
32:50next week
32:51to Dr. Cheryl Grayson's seminar
32:52I've been before it
32:53and it's really inspiring
32:55and there's time
32:56for her questions
32:56and answers
32:57Plus she has a new haircut
32:58and my hair
32:59it's very cute
32:59Why would I go to that?
33:01Because
33:03you're becoming cynical?
33:04That's why
33:05I wouldn't go
33:06It's kind of a catch-22
33:07isn't it?
33:08You might get a column
33:09out of it
33:10Ah, sign me up
33:11Yay!
33:12I think you'll really enjoy it
33:14Her philosophy
33:15of written affirmations
33:16has helped me let go
33:17of negative thoughts
33:19Oh, no
33:20Oh, not this guy
33:21No, he's balding
33:23He's got a big head
33:25So you still have
33:26some negative thoughts
33:27Oh my god
33:28He's coming over here
33:29Don't
33:30Don't, look up
33:32Aren't you Carrie Bradshaw
33:33from the New York Star
33:35Gabe, hey
33:37You two know each other?
33:38Yeah, this is my editor
33:41This is Gabe Manning
33:42Oh, hi, I'm Charlotte
33:43Hi
33:44I'm glad I ran into you
33:45since apparently
33:45you don't return your calls anymore
33:47Yeah, I know
33:48I know
33:48But I am just now
33:49researching my next column
33:51and I think it's going to be
33:52super fun and sexy
33:54See, we sit here
33:55and we pick
33:56how many men
33:58out of a hundred
33:59we would want to sleep with
34:00Carrie, no one's asking
34:01to fuck every guy in town
34:02We're only a weekly paper
34:03No, we don't actually sleep
34:05Listen, the reason I've been
34:06trying to get in touch with you
34:07is an editor
34:08from Clearwater Press called
34:10They're interested in turning
34:10your columns into a book
34:15Oh
34:16Oh
34:18Oh
34:22I'm having a cosmopolitan
34:23with a woman
34:24who wrote about cosmopolitans
34:25Now, if only I could find a man
34:28Trouble finding a man
34:29Have you ever considered
34:30writing about that?
34:30Oh, that's a great idea
34:32Let me get a pen
34:32The next night
34:33I met with publishing powerhouses
34:35Lily Martin and Courtney Matherson
34:37Seriously, Carrie
34:38This is such a thrill
34:39All of us at Clearwater Press
34:40read your column religiously
34:42Oh, God
34:43I don't even do that
34:44I even have the one on ten men
34:45to avoid on my refrigerator
34:47But not in that icky Kathy comic
34:48kind of a way
34:49Oh, God, no
34:50I hate that shit
34:50Me too
34:51Anyway
34:52I predict this book
34:53will be huge
34:53Huge
34:54And that's
34:57Why?
34:58Because there are so many
34:58single women desperate
34:59for something like this
35:00And you're looking at two of them
35:01One, two
35:03And the good news is
35:03you already have an incredible
35:04inventory of columns
35:05to choose from
35:05And some we don't have to include
35:07like that last one
35:08on french fries
35:09that didn't make the fridge
35:10did it?
35:10Basically, we want to
35:11fast track it
35:12and get on the shelves
35:13by Christmas
35:13slash the Jewish Hanukkahs
35:15And you can pick and choose
35:16the columns
35:16about 25 or 30
35:17then you just have to
35:18write an introduction
35:19and a dedication
35:19to clarify the tone of the book
35:22So you mean
35:25What do you mean?
35:26You know, what's the message?
35:28Just
35:30Here are my favorite columns
35:33Um, yes
35:34but also
35:35is it hopeful?
35:36Is Carrie Bradshaw
35:37an optimist
35:37or a pessimist?
35:38Yeah, what's your point of view?
35:39You know, after all the
35:40breakups
35:41and the disappointments
35:43and the train wrecks
35:44you still believe
35:45he's out there, right?
35:48Or should we just
35:49shoot ourselves now?
35:50No
35:50Um, yes
35:54Hopeful
35:56To be honest
35:57I wasn't sure
35:58what I believed
35:58but my cynical side
36:00suspected optimism
36:01would sell more books
36:04My best friend
36:06is going to be
36:07a published author
36:08It's so fabulous
36:09it even makes me
36:10more fabulous
36:10I don't know
36:11I think I enjoy
36:12being slightly
36:13under the radar
36:14I take comfort
36:15in the fact
36:15that many people
36:16present company included
36:17don't ever see my columns
36:19Well, I'm waiting
36:19until it's coming out
36:20in hardback
36:21I hope it's big
36:21and glossy
36:22Like my mistakes
36:23Is this really
36:24something you encourage?
36:26Do it!
36:27Newspaper is out
36:28It's all about books
36:29Everyone who's
36:30anyone
36:31has a book
36:32Okay, I'm not sure
36:33what you just said
36:34because I was
36:35temporarily blinded
36:36by a piece of jewelry
36:37Let me see that
36:40It's from Richard
36:41I think it's his way
36:42of saying
36:43I'm sorry
36:44Wow
36:44What do you get
36:45if it happens again
36:46the hope diamond?
36:47That's what this is
36:48the hope that fucker
36:49doesn't break my heart
36:50again diamond
36:51Evidently
36:52we were both
36:52turning our pain
36:53into gold
36:55That night
36:56I started to think
36:56about belief
36:58Maybe it's not even
36:59advisable to be an optimist
37:01after the age of 30
37:03Maybe pessimism
37:04is something
37:04we have to start
37:05applying daily
37:06like moisturizer
37:08Otherwise
37:09how do you bounce back
37:10when reality
37:11batters your belief system
37:12and love does not
37:13as promised
37:14conquer all
37:16Is hope a drug
37:17we need to go off of
37:19or is it keeping us alive?
37:21What's the harm
37:22in believing?
37:24Repeat your affirmations daily
37:26if you want to let love
37:27into your life
37:29Open yourself
37:30Breathe in the possibility
37:31of love
37:32What is not love
37:34is fear
37:35It's time to let go
37:37of your fears
37:38and embrace your dreams
37:41Miranda still wasn't
37:42a believer
37:43but her faith was renewed
37:44when she found a church
37:45that seemed to suit her
37:46and a suit
37:47that seemed to fit her
37:48I'm waiting in the rain
37:50I know, I know
37:50You said 10.45
37:52It's my fault
37:53I'm sorry
37:56It's not with her
37:57I know, I told you
37:59that she's probably
37:59living with the baby nurse
38:01This is my mom
38:02Mom Miranda
38:04Hi, Mrs. Brady
38:05So nice to meet you
38:06No, Mary, please
38:08Oh, you're so fancy
38:10I wanted to wear
38:11my nice dress
38:12but the dry cleaners
38:13doesn't open until 10
38:14I was hoping that you'd bring
38:16little Brady
38:16since I haven't seen him yet
38:18Well, you know
38:20Stevie gave me a picture
38:21I've been carrying around
38:23in my wallet
38:24It's a little creased
38:26I should have put it in a frame
38:27I Xeroxed it at the phone company
38:30and everyone in my division
38:31said he looks like me
38:36So, I'll see him
38:37at the ceremony
38:38I'm just grateful
38:39to be included
38:40especially since
38:41I know you aren't Catholic
38:43and you didn't want
38:43to have a christening
38:45but the idea
38:46of this little baby
38:48burning in hell
38:50Right, right
38:52I'm just saying
38:53my oldest son, Jackie
38:55had a baby
38:56who died
38:57two weeks old
38:59He's still reeling
39:00His wife is black
39:01She's not very friendly
39:03Thinks I have
39:04a problem with her
39:05But I don't
39:07I don't
39:08Listen
39:09Maybe the priest
39:11doesn't need to know
39:12you aren't getting married
39:13But I lied to the priest, Ma
39:14Oh, now you're religious
39:17Hello
39:17Oh
39:18Are you at the Hobbs party?
39:19Yes, we spoke on the phone
39:20I'm Father Andrew
39:21Come on inside
39:21Sorry, we're late
39:22Oh, hello, Father
39:23I'm Mary Brady
39:25I go to St. Agnes in Queens
39:28They're not getting married
39:32Is she drunk?
39:33No, she's a couple of beers
39:35I don't want the baby
39:37referred to as Catholic
39:40No original sin
39:43No renouncing of Satan
39:45It's not that she's a fan of Satan
39:47It's just that she doesn't want to
39:49talk about him
39:50In fact, no mention of Satan
39:52The devil
39:53Miranda was surprised
39:54the priest was so flexible
39:56But the truth is
39:57in these troubled times
39:58the Catholic Church
39:59is like a desperate
40:0036-year-old single woman
40:02willing to settle
40:03for anything it can get
40:05This is not what I had in mind
40:08when you asked
40:08if I wanted to go dress shopping
40:10Believe me
40:10I'm less thrilled than you
40:11He has to get baptized
40:13and wear a dress
40:14Baby's first drag show
40:17It's a very odd tradition
40:19Oh, don't even get me started
40:20It's all about cleansing
40:22this little baby of his sins
40:23when clearly babies come into this world
40:25with a clean slate
40:26and we're the ones that fuck them up
40:27So you're a pessimist, right?
40:30Have we met?
40:31It's from my book
40:32I have to figure out
40:33if I'm an optimist
40:35or a pessimist
40:36and I don't know anymore
40:38I don't know what I believe
40:39Neither do I
40:40and I'm having a baptism
40:41So how do you rationalize that?
40:43One last bath I have to give him?
40:45Mostly I'm doing it for Steve
40:46He's been pretty good to me
40:47I've known him for three years
40:49and I didn't have to meet his mother
40:50until yesterday
40:50What you like?
40:52Imagine Steve
40:53in a wig
40:54drunk
40:56Yikes
40:56Yeah
40:58So, listen
40:59How would you feel
41:00about being Brady's godmother?
41:02Really?
41:03What would I need to do?
41:04Officially
41:05you provide the baby
41:06with spiritual guidance
41:07Unofficially
41:08you stand up there with me
41:09so I have somebody
41:10to roll my eyes at
41:10What do you say?
41:11I don't know
41:12Spiritual guidance?
41:13And there's cake
41:14from some bakery in Queens
41:16The really sugary kind
41:18with the thick white icing?
41:19Maybe even a buttercream croissant on top
41:21Oh, now you're talking
41:24Spirituality
41:25and cake
41:28That night
41:29Charlotte dragged me
41:30to the fountain of belief
41:31It was mostly women
41:33Apparently women
41:34are the main market for hope
41:35Welcome
41:36Would you like to take an affirmation?
41:38Say no would probably
41:39get us off on the wrong foot
41:40of being an affirmation
41:41and I'll find you
41:43Thanks
41:43Enjoy
41:45I believe in the good
41:46in people
41:47That's nice
41:48What does yours say?
41:49Um
41:50I believe this is hooey
41:52Are you going to make fun
41:53of everything?
41:54No
41:54I'm not that quick
41:56What did you do today?
41:58Oh, the usual
41:59Helped pick a christening gown
42:00for my friend's
42:01illegitimate baby
42:02Oh
42:03I'm so happy
42:05she decided to do a baptism
42:06She asked me to be
42:07the godmother
42:08What?
42:09It's not a big deal
42:10It is a big deal
42:11It's a huge responsibility
42:13I know people
42:13whose friendships
42:14have ended
42:14because someone
42:15was a disappointing
42:16godparent
42:18Why are you so
42:25Do you want to be
42:25the godmother?
42:26No
42:27I just think
42:27it wouldn't kill you
42:28to acknowledge
42:29that some things
42:29are sacred
42:30I do acknowledge
42:32that they're not talking
42:32We're not?
42:34No
42:44Are we talking yet?
42:49Okay, let me know
42:50when we're talking
42:55I believe this is going
42:57to be a very long evening
43:03I believe we are
43:04the only normal people here
43:09I believe in the good
43:11in Charlotte
43:11who dragged me here
43:13against my will
43:14when I wanted to stay home
43:15and just be negative
43:25What does the gown look like?
43:29Table for two
43:33I know you're trying
43:33to make me feel bad
43:34but I gotta tell you
43:35that turns me on
43:36Right this way
43:53Thank you
44:00Are we okay?
44:01Oh, we're fine
44:02Oh, I almost forgot
44:03You're going to
44:05Miranda's baptism
44:06with me Sunday
44:06It'll be all day
44:08It'll be boring
44:08It'll be mandatory
44:09What time?
44:11Two
44:11Are you gonna do
44:13the thing again?
44:15No
44:16Are you?
44:18Samantha
44:20I love you
44:27Although he appeared
44:28to have reformed
44:29Samantha wasn't ready
44:31to forgive his sin
44:32Love will come to you
44:34only when you truly
44:36believe you deserve it
44:37Meanwhile
44:37an hour and twenty
44:39affirmations later
44:40Love will raise you up
44:42Fear will pull you under
44:43Only love is real
44:46Yes, stand right up
44:48Yes, I just wanted
44:50to thank you Cheryl
44:51Because the affirmations
44:52have really worked for me
44:53I prayed for love
44:55I believed in love
44:56And last week
44:57I fell in love
44:58And he's perfect
44:59and kind
45:00and giving
45:01And I now know
45:02that I deserve that
45:03So, thank you
45:04Thank yourself
45:05You did it
45:06Isn't that inspiring?
45:17Anyone else?
45:20Yes, did you want
45:20to say something?
45:21Oh no
45:22I don't
45:22Yes
45:23Hi
45:24I was wondering
45:29Hi
45:31I'm just wondering
45:32how long that woman
45:33was doing her affirmations
45:34because I've been doing
45:35mine every day
45:36and I want to believe
45:38but nothing is happening
45:40and I just don't think
45:43it's working
45:43I just don't think
45:45it will work
45:45for me
45:47I hear fear
45:49I hear doubt
45:51You have to believe love
45:53to receive love
45:55Keep repeating your affirmations
45:56and eventually
45:57your heart will catch up
45:58with your head
46:01That's the thing though
46:03I did find love
46:05I believe that there was
46:06someone out there for me
46:07and I met him
46:09finally
46:10and we had a beautiful wedding
46:12and then everything
46:13just fell apart
46:15and I'm worried
46:16I'm afraid
46:17that he took away
46:18my ability to believe
46:19and I hate him for that
46:20because I always believed before
46:23and now I just feel
46:26lost
46:28and I am
46:29I'm trying to put myself
46:30out there
46:30but
46:31I feel hopeless
46:35Perhaps you're not
46:36really putting yourself
46:37out there
46:39Oh
46:43No
46:43She's out there
46:45I mean emotionally
46:46and physically
46:48Maybe you're not
46:49looking for love
46:50in a real way
46:51Maybe you're not
46:52really trying
46:52Maybe you're not
46:53really out there
46:55Believe me
46:57She's out there
47:08Sunday afternoon
47:09we all gathered
47:10for a baptism
47:11in the little church
47:12that would
47:18Hey you
47:19with the flower thing
47:20Steve tells me
47:22that you're the godmother
47:23Oh
47:23I'm the godfather
47:27Steve's second cousin
47:28Patrick
47:29Make a good story
47:31huh
47:31Little Brady
47:32brought us together
47:33Yeah
47:34Someone who isn't
47:36related to Steve
47:36No offense Patrick
47:37None taken
47:38Hey
47:39I'll check you later
47:41Gator
47:42Okay
47:47It's a nice dress
47:48Well I didn't want
47:50Brady to show me up
47:51By the way
47:52I think your baby's
47:53godfather
47:54baptized himself
47:55with some bad cologne
47:56Yeah well Brady's
47:57grandmother
47:58invited the folks
47:58from Molly Maguire's
48:00Well I know you got
48:01your hands full of
48:02the drunken skunk
48:03but I have to tell you
48:05something
48:06I'm too fat to be
48:07wearing this aren't I
48:08No oh no
48:09no you look beautiful
48:11No it's me
48:13Are you sure
48:14that I am godmother
48:15material
48:16Shouldn't you maybe
48:16pick someone
48:18a bit more maternal
48:20No I like
48:21that you're not
48:24Here's the thing
48:26This is
48:27such an awesome
48:28responsibility
48:29I don't know
48:30my own view
48:31of the future
48:31I think I'm possibly
48:33one bad date
48:34away from bitter
48:35Don't you think
48:36that I
48:36I'm getting
48:37a little cynical
48:38Not compared to me
48:41Carrie you're my
48:42best friend
48:45Okay but just so
48:46you know Charlotte's
48:47dying for the job
48:47and I think she'd
48:48probably be better
48:49at it
48:49I don't know if I
48:50believe in any of
48:51this but I believe
48:53in you
48:54I want you to be
48:55my baby's godmother
48:59Well I did spring
49:00for the hat
49:04Who presents this
49:05child to receive
49:06the sacrament of
49:06baptism
49:07We do
49:29Give him an inquiring
49:30and discerning heart
49:31the courage to will
49:33and to persevere
49:34a spirit to love
49:35and the gift of joy
49:37and wonder
49:38In the lord's name
49:39we pray
49:39Lord be our hero
49:41We pray
49:42In baptism
49:43we use your gift
49:44of water
49:44which you have
49:45made a rich symbol
49:46of the grace
49:46you give us
49:47in this sacrament
49:49Through it
49:49you led the children
49:50of Israel
49:50out of their bondage
49:52Through it
49:52we are reborn
49:56There isn't enough
49:57holy water
49:57in the world
49:58to cleanse you
50:05Brady
50:06I baptize you
50:07in the name
50:07of the Father
50:10and of the Son
50:14and of the Holy Spirit
50:18Amen
50:20I couldn't help
50:21but hope
50:21the water would
50:22wash away
50:23some of my
50:24original cynicism
50:28Is this the most
50:29beautiful
50:30god damn
50:30catholic
50:31you've ever seen
50:32Oh sorry father
50:34but he's a cute
50:36fucking kid
50:37Honey
50:37congratulations
50:38Oh I didn't do
50:40anything
50:40Well
50:41You only got me
50:41to a church
50:43Beautiful baby
50:44Oh thank you
50:45And just for the record
50:48I did get scared
50:49Okay
50:50Whatever
50:51Thanks for coming
50:59He's such a player
51:01I don't know
51:02Maybe things will
51:04work out between them
51:07That night
51:09I dedicated
51:10my baby
51:11my book
51:12to hopeful
51:13single women
51:14everywhere
51:14and one
51:15in particular
51:16my good friend
51:18Charlotte
51:19the eternal
51:20optimist
51:21who always
51:22believes in love