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00:02When it gets cold outside, New Yorkers head inside and look for ways to generate heat.
00:08Hey, watch those hands, mister.
00:12They're cold and you are warm, so.
00:15People are looking.
00:16No one is looking.
00:19Petrovsky.
00:20Oh, hi.
00:22You're seated at the star table, I see.
00:24Where else would I be?
00:25Come and join us.
00:26No, we wouldn't want to.
00:27No.
00:27Yes.
00:28We've saved our lives.
00:3010,000 restaurants in New York and everyone's at pasties.
00:34Introductions.
00:35This is John Paul Sandel.
00:36The most fantastic painter in New York.
00:39I'm not paying for lunch.
00:42You know, Assistant Lee.
00:43Yes.
00:44Hi.
00:44Audra Cook, she's the editor of ArtLife Magazine.
00:48Harry Brochard.
00:49Hi.
00:49Handsome Lee has just informed us of your upcoming show in Paris.
00:52Congratulations.
00:53Yeah, right.
00:54A solo exhibit at the Galerie Nationale du Jus de Pond.
00:57Just another day.
00:59You are so full of shit.
01:01I never said I wasn't.
01:03This is your first new exhibit in what?
01:05Four years?
01:06Six.
01:07Well, the world is waiting with breath that is bated.
01:10We need menus and a wine list.
01:12So how are they?
01:14The oysters are very good.
01:15Oh, his pieces.
01:17Oh, um, I don't know.
01:20I haven't seen them yet.
01:21Are you an artist as well?
01:22No, I'm a writer.
01:23Couples?
01:25No, I write a column for a newspaper.
01:28The Times?
01:28The New York Star.
01:30It's a very good column.
01:31But woman, man, and sex.
01:34Very smart and very funny.
01:37I'm sure?
01:37You're not sure you're a snide.
01:42No, no, no, what are you?
01:44Let him listen.
01:46It's my belief that the last time anyone actually enjoyed the 69 position was in 1969.
01:55I think it's funny.
01:58That was one of my...
02:05And further uptown, Charlotte didn't mind the cold.
02:08She had a new puppy love to keep her warm.
02:11That is the most precious little thing.
02:14What's her name?
02:15Elizabeth Taylor.
02:16Ah!
02:18That is the fourth person to stop and gush.
02:20I swear that dog's getting cruised more than me and we're on the corner of gay and gay.
02:24She loves the attention, doesn't she?
02:26Look how she frances along.
02:28Do you see her francy?
02:29Yes, she's very francy.
02:30She was a show dog, you know.
02:31She even competed at Westminster.
02:33Did she ever win anything?
02:34Well, no.
02:35But I think that was only because her last owner wasn't very supportive.
02:38I think she misses the competition.
02:40See how she's showing off?
02:41She's a freaking attention whore.
02:43Cute dog.
02:45I'm thinking of re-entering her.
02:46I think with my love and a little encouragement, she could actually win.
02:50What do you think?
02:50What the hell?
02:51Do it.
02:52Nobody puts baby in the corner.
02:55Dirty dancing!
02:56Hello!
02:57And over in Brooklyn, someone was not feeling so francy.
03:04Hey.
03:05Oh, man.
03:06Your face is freezing.
03:07I had to walk all the way from the subway in these heels.
03:10My feet are killing me.
03:11Why did you just carry them and wear sneakers like everyone else?
03:13Stop.
03:14You can take me out of Manhattan, but you can't take me out of my shoes.
03:17Then stop complaining about them.
03:19You're right.
03:20I have much bigger things to complain about.
03:21Did you get a chance to install my DSL line today?
03:24I was putting up She-Rock in Brady's room.
03:26Steve, you know I can't live without internet access.
03:28You want your kid to live without walls?
03:30Here.
03:31This ought to cheer you up.
03:32The Pony Express finally got our address right.
03:34We have mail?
03:36My tattletale came.
03:38Finally, a connection to the real world.
03:40I can't believe that you read that crap.
03:42I love it.
03:43It's my thing.
03:44Let it go.
03:46Oh!
03:46Magda and Brady, I...
03:47I'm reading this.
03:48You no longer exist.
03:51That night over at the only restaurant that seemed to exist...
03:54Oh!
03:55There's Samantha's boyfriend, Smith.
03:57Where?
03:58Star table.
03:59Let's say hello.
03:59I'm nervous.
04:00He's so unbelievably hot in that Gus Van Zandt movie.
04:03Oh.
04:04But can he pull off a fuchsia Oswald bow-tank shirt?
04:09Hi!
04:10Sorry to interrupt.
04:10We've met before.
04:11We're friends of Samantha's.
04:13I hear she's a wonderful woman.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:17That's a good look for you.
04:18It's very Jefferson Starship.
04:20Well, I decided to turn a little hair loss into a lot of hair game.
04:24Oh, you're getting wiggy with it.
04:25Come on.
04:26Jemini right next to me.
04:27Oh, we don't want to disturb...
04:30Are you kidding?
04:31Any friend of Samantha's?
04:32Okay.
04:33This is my boyfriend, Marcus.
04:35Marcus Smith-Jarrett.
04:36What are you drinking?
04:37Looks yummy.
04:38Smith-Jarrett.
04:39All right.
04:41How you doing, boss?
04:42Dude, my girl loves you.
04:44You gotta let me get a picture.
04:46Only if you get my friends here.
04:47All right.
04:50I heard that Alexander Petrovsky is having a solo show in Paris.
05:00Why would I want to talk about my work when I have you in bed with me?
05:07Because they want to know about it, because it's important to you.
05:10This is what's important to me.
05:16I'm serious.
05:17Come on.
05:17So am I.
05:19Very serious.
05:21I just...
05:22I just...
05:23I...
05:23I want to...
05:23I want to know more about what you do.
05:25If for no other reason than I would like to avoid having this face in restaurants.
05:32I prefer to keep my work and my private life separate.
05:38All this art talk, it's so fucking boring.
05:40It wouldn't be to me.
05:43Then you're exception to the rule.
05:45Well, then if you're not going to tell me about the Gallery National, the blah, blah, blah,
05:50then I need to get serious about my busy day.
05:53Oh, don't go.
05:54I have many, many...
05:56Oh, schedule.
05:57You're so New York.
05:59Stay here.
06:00Do nothing.
06:01Get in trouble.
06:02Be spontaneous.
06:06But I'm needing people for things.
06:09It's cold out there.
06:10Stay here.
06:11Where is warm?
06:16Samantha, I don't know how to tell you this, but I was reading my tattletale and there's
06:21a picture of Smith.
06:22Miranda, what in the world are you doing reading something like that?
06:25I love it.
06:25It's my thing.
06:26Let it go.
06:26Oh, Smith is always in that rag.
06:28Yeah, but this time, he's gay.
06:31Oh.
06:32Oh, boy, sss, night out.
06:35Smith Jarrett cozies up to Broadway dancer Marcus Adant, an unidentified older gay gentleman.
06:41Oh, poor Stanford.
06:43Smith is not gay.
06:44Of course not.
06:45So this makes you his beard?
06:47I'm a beard and a wig.
06:49You're not upset?
06:50Oh, please.
06:51After the big C, you don't sweat the small stuff.
06:54And besides, once the gay rumors start, it means you're really a star.
07:02Hello.
07:03Hi, sweetie.
07:04It's me.
07:04Carrie, where are you?
07:06Oh, bad news.
07:07I don't think I'm going to make it.
07:09You can't come?
07:10Are you okay?
07:10No, I'm fine.
07:11I'm just, you know, I'm just all the way downtown with the Russian and it's very cold out.
07:16She's still downtown and it's too cold.
07:18Well, you know, we haven't seen you in forever and, and, oh, I have news.
07:22Elizabeth Taylor is going to be in a dog show.
07:28My Elizabeth Taylor.
07:29Oh, congratulations.
07:32Thanks.
07:32And Miranda really wants to talk to you and Smith is gay.
07:36What do you mean you're not coming?
07:38Smith is gay?
07:39Don't try to change the subject.
07:40I came all the way in from Brooklyn.
07:41Oh, who are you kidding?
07:42You'd use any excuse to come in the city.
07:45You owe me a trip to Brooklyn.
07:47Carrie, we're fine.
07:49Everything's fine.
07:50Smith is not gay.
07:52It's too cold to leave the house.
07:53You stay downtown with your hot man.
07:55Okay.
08:04Which is exactly what I did for the next four days.
08:08Oh, my.
08:10Ha, ha, ha.
08:15With my column tragically overdue, I finally left the Russian's warm apartment.
08:21Oh, good God.
08:24And came home to the tropics.
08:30When you've been spending all your time in your new world, it's easy to forget that there
08:35might be people trying to reach you from your old world.
08:38Hey, kid.
08:39How's it going?
08:40We just put our new cabernet to bed.
08:42Made me think of you.
08:44Give me a call.
08:46Saturday, 10 p.m.
08:49Playing hard to get, huh?
08:51Called your cell, but I think I copied the number wrong, unless you're a ticked-off guy
08:55named Paco.
08:56Hey, I want to talk to you.
08:58Call me.
08:59Monday, 2 p.m.
09:02Carrie, it's me.
09:04Again.
09:05Listen, uh, did I do something to tick you off?
09:09If I did, call me and I'll apologize, okay?
09:13Okay.
09:15Wednesday, 8 p.m.
09:20Deleted.
09:21Deleted.
09:22Deleted.
09:25I deleted big.
09:26You deleted big?
09:28Yep.
09:28Did you call him to tell him you deleted him?
09:30Nope.
09:31Wow, that's new.
09:33Delete, delete, delete.
09:34Three messages last week.
09:36What do you think he was calling about?
09:37Don't know.
09:38And for the first time, don't really care.
09:41After his last trip, I finally got it.
09:43What's the point?
09:46Things are serious with the Russian.
09:48Really?
09:49That's great.
09:50It's just so different and so...
09:54What?
09:56It's grown up.
09:57There's not a lot of fuss.
09:58There's no confusion about how he feels about me.
10:01He tells me all the time.
10:03Unlike answering machine up there in Napa.
10:05Sounds perfect.
10:06Yeah.
10:07There's just one thing.
10:09Thank God.
10:09I was beginning to feel bad about Steve and me.
10:11What's the thing?
10:12Well, we don't really have anything in common but each other.
10:18We're not really involved in each other's lives.
10:22He never shares anything about his work.
10:24I don't talk to Steve about my work.
10:26And he doesn't mind?
10:27I think he prefers it that way.
10:28But you guys share everything else.
10:30Because we're in Brooklyn.
10:31There's no one else to talk to.
10:33Besides, Carrie, every couple's different.
10:37Yeah.
10:37I guess I just had this idea about a couple sharing everything.
10:41At least their passions.
10:43You want passions on top of passion?
10:49Hey, Carrie.
10:50Welcome back.
10:51You see the new walls.
10:51Nice progress, huh?
10:52I'll say.
10:53It's really coming together.
10:55What's all that?
10:56Oh, I stopped off and picked up some dessert for you ladies.
10:58Brooklyn's finest.
11:00We got cheesecake.
11:02Cannolis.
11:03What a delightful burrow.
11:04I'll put this stuff out in the kitchen.
11:07I love having your friends over.
11:13I want you to meet him.
11:14My Russian.
11:15Can't wait.
11:18That log is really heating up the joint, huh?
11:24Good morning.
11:26All night again.
11:28How's the work going?
11:30It was clear from his silence we weren't having passions on top of passions for breakfast.
11:34Hey, what are you doing Sunday night?
11:37I have no idea.
11:37Why?
11:38Well, I was thinking since I met some of your friends the other day, maybe you could meet
11:43some of my friends.
11:44Those people were my colleagues, not my friends.
11:47My friends are mostly in Europe.
11:49Well, my friends are here and they're fantastic.
11:52And on Sunday I'll be happy to meet your fantastic friends.
11:55Oh, goody.
11:56And FYI, you have a friend in New York.
11:59Me.
12:00You're not my friend.
12:01You're my lover.
12:02And that is a much better thing.
12:08Come to bed.
12:09Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
12:11I have to go home.
12:11I have to write my column.
12:12I can't turn it in late again.
12:14Work here.
12:15I can't.
12:16My computer's at home.
12:17I have computer.
12:18Very good for writing columns.
12:20You would let me use your fancy computer?
12:24Mm-hmm.
12:25In exchange for one hour in bed.
12:31Okay.
12:34They say that opposites attract, but they never say for how long.
12:39Should the relationship-savvy person stoke the fires of passion with the kindling of
12:43work and friends, or should we simply be satisfied with the romance that sizzles?
12:48I couldn't help but wonder, without sharing your worlds, can even the hottest relationship
12:53stop cold?
12:55Oh.
13:00Um.
13:03Meanwhile, Samantha was about to hear the hottest rumor from the city's hottest rumor mill,
13:07two young PR girls.
13:09Did you see that picture of Smith Jarrett online?
13:12I can't believe he's gay.
13:13No one that good looking is ever straight.
13:15I thought he was dating Samantha Jones.
13:17All this time, I thought she had the hottest sex life in New York City.
13:20Turns out she's just a fag hag.
13:22And that stopped Samantha cold.
13:26And here comes the hound group.
13:27This is a beautiful group.
13:29There's the feral hound champion, Pelennor, then driving a four-time best-in-show winner.
13:34Take a look at that out here.
13:35This is the champion.
13:36Everyone's talking about me.
13:38In the blink of a tablet, I went from Demi to Liza.
13:41At least people know who you are.
13:43Unidentified, older, gay gentleman.
13:45Marcus got three auditions off that picture.
13:48I got outed.
13:49Oh, poor Stanley.
13:51How can they just assume I'm gay?
13:56Okay, I've got ten bucks on Lord Ridgel the Fourth down there.
13:59Any takers?
14:00Oh, you are a good friend.
14:01All the way from Brooklyn to see a bunch of dogs running in a circle.
14:04She came to watch my baby get baptized.
14:05I came to watch her baby get judged.
14:07I almost didn't show my face.
14:09Fag hag.
14:10There go years and years of fucking everything that walks.
14:13I thought you weren't going to sweat the small stuff.
14:15Look, I can't have cancer and be a fag hag.
14:18Hey, do you guys want to have drinks with your Russian tomorrow night?
14:20Sure.
14:20Oh, I'm in.
14:21Me too.
14:22Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
14:23It's just the girls' time.
14:24Oh, what am I now?
14:25Your unidentified, older, gay friend?
14:28You'll be in your next round, I promise.
14:29Okay, I've got to go backstage and check on the little mother.
14:32Well, take your time.
14:33We've still got sporting and working and toy.
14:35Oh, my.
14:39This was not the type of blowjob I was hoping for today.
14:42She looks so pretty.
14:45Yes, she does.
14:46Did you see how impressed the host committee was?
14:49I really think she has a chance.
14:50You know, you'd think with all these faggy little dogs,
14:52there'd be at least one horny circuit muscle gay here.
14:55No, nothing but boxy, thick-legged ladies and tweety old queens.
15:00Char, did you cut yourself with the scissors?
15:02There are drops of blood here.
15:05Wait, it's coming from her.
15:07No, don't tell me.
15:09Oh, no, she's in heat.
15:12Hey, how's it?
15:14What's wrong?
15:15The freaking dog just got her period.
15:17Excuse me?
15:18Oh, yeah, Aunt Flo's in Doggy Town.
15:20Show over.
15:21Don't say that.
15:21We can still compete.
15:23I once won a junior gymnastics meet when I had mine.
15:25It's a dog.
15:27What are you going to do?
15:28Run around looking for a teeny-tiny tampon?
15:34You're right, it's not funny.
15:36I'm a woman.
15:37I should know better.
15:43Trouble.
15:44Elizabeth Taylor just got her period.
15:46What?
15:47Mm-hmm, backstage that time of the month.
15:49I thought she looked a little bloated.
15:51And she was so bitchy earlier.
15:54And here come the toy dogs.
15:56Many viewers don't realize that these little dogs can actually be a lot harder to care for
16:01if they're at least ten times their size.
16:03Rooting a York hero, Pomeranian, by the centenum,
16:06who is trying to take up to three hours of breath.
16:09What is important to this group, and the King Charles family is moving nicely.
16:13Next to her is the Shih Tzu,
16:15and there's the Valtese, followed by the Minutu Prinser champion, Big Mark Riddlebunner.
16:26The judges narrowed it down to the Toy Poodle champion, Diamond Kiko,
16:31the Shih Tzu champion, Murasaki,
16:34the Pomeranian champion, Jesse Graystow,
16:37and the King Charles family, Elizabeth Taylor.
16:40Come on, Elizabeth Taylor!
16:42Woo!
16:44Woo!
16:44Woo!
16:44Woo!
16:45Woo!
16:45Woo!
16:46Woo!
16:51Woo!
16:52Charlotte was a dog show natural,
16:54thanks to her blue blood background.
16:57Let me see the move.
16:59And speaking of blood...
17:01Woo!
17:07Woo!
17:07Woo!
17:07The judge is examining the dogs' gates one more time before he makes his decision.
17:12Okay, thanks.
17:14One, two, it's the King Charles Banner, followed by the King Tunes, the Pomeranian, and the Royal Bulls.
17:23All the dogs were champions, but to the judge, Charlotte was the best in show. Period.
17:32Samantha Jones, I thought that was you.
17:35Tom, what are you doing here?
17:37I handle the press for this tacky thing.
17:39Listen, could I get Smith Jared's number?
17:42Tom, no. I'm fucking him.
17:46Sure you are.
17:51I'm a laughingstock. I have got to put a stop to this.
17:54And from dog show to doggy show.
17:57Are you sure you want to do this?
17:58I'd work for Paris Hilton. I need to set the record straight, literally.
18:02But I don't care if people think I'm gay.
18:06This isn't about you.
18:08Now, when we get going, make sure to say,
18:11Samantha Jones, you are one hot piece of ass.
18:14I could fuck you all night long, Samantha Jones.
18:18How are you going to get this around?
18:19You're the PR pro.
18:21I know exactly whose hands to drop this into.
18:25The very next day, two PR girls got an anonymous triple X from FedEx.
18:30Go get it.
18:34You have to come next time.
18:36She was so happy.
18:38You know what would make her happy?
18:39Letting her off that show leash.
18:41Oh, no. I don't think so.
18:43What if she gets hurt?
18:44Come on, honey.
18:45Give her a little victory laugh on her own.
18:48You're right.
18:49Okay, Elizabeth.
18:51Go play.
19:00Oh, look.
19:02She made a little friend.
19:04Isn't that sweet?
19:09Oh.
19:10Oh, no.
19:11No, stop.
19:13Stop that.
19:14She's a blue ribbon winner.
19:15Stop.
19:16Stop it.
19:17Honey, go.
19:18Do something.
19:19Hurry.
19:20Hurry.
19:21Stop it.
19:22She's in need.
19:22Stay away.
19:23Oh, stop it.
19:24Get off.
19:25Get off Elizabeth Taylor.
19:27Watch out.
19:28There's going to be honey.
19:30Come on.
19:31Come on.
19:31Watch out for the big one.
19:33Hey, hey, hey.
19:33Shut up.
19:35Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park.
19:37Oh, God.
19:38That's so 80s.
19:39There we were at Asia to Cuba, waiting for my lover to Russia.
19:43Oh.
19:45Hi.
19:46Where are you?
19:47Seriously.
19:48I could not believe how many dogs she was with.
19:49It was disgusting.
19:50My sweet little girl.
19:52Well, I think she's a woman now.
19:54Oh, really?
19:56No, no.
19:58I understand.
19:59Oh.
20:00Okay, I will.
20:02Okay.
20:04Well, he's not going to make it.
20:06Oh, that's too bad.
20:07Is he okay?
20:08Yeah, no.
20:08He's just in the middle of something at his studio.
20:10He can't stop right now.
20:11I understand.
20:12If he's feeling inspired, then he shouldn't stop.
20:14He's getting ready for this big exhibit at some Paris museum.
20:18He's been staying up nights.
20:19Oh.
20:20I'm disappointed.
20:21I wanted you guys to meet him.
20:22Another time.
20:25Compliments of a Mr. Petrovsky with sincere apologies.
20:28Aww.
20:29Aww.
20:31Hey, you know what?
20:31Why don't we finish these off, crack this open, give him some time, and then go over there
20:34and say hello.
20:35Oh, honey, are you sure you want to disturb him?
20:37Yeah, yeah.
20:37Well, just go say hi.
20:38He's always telling me to be more spontaneous.
20:42A couple cocktails and a bottle of champagne later.
20:46Where is that?
20:47Eight floor lingerie.
20:50Aww.
20:51Apartment.
20:52A studio.
20:53He has the whole floor.
20:56Ooh.
20:58Wait a minute.
20:59Wait a minute.
21:00Sisters gotta get ready.
21:02Hey.
21:05Hello.
21:07Hi, Rosie.
21:09Shh.
21:14Hi.
21:15Hi.
21:16What are you doing?
21:17I'm being spontaneous.
21:20I told you I was working.
21:21I know, but I just wanted my friends to meet you.
21:23Well, Charlotte, you met.
21:25But this is Miranda and Samantha, a.k.a. Foxy Brown.
21:30Hello.
21:31Hello.
21:34And I wanted them to see the house.
21:36When I say I'm working, I'm working, okay?
21:38I'm sorry, guys.
21:40I'm very, very busy.
21:41But please do stay.
21:43Enjoy the apartment.
21:44We'll meet one day, all right?
21:45Sorry.
21:53I'm sorry.
21:54I thought...
21:55It's fine.
21:56He's working.
21:57Oh, do you guys still want to see the apartment?
22:01Oh, it's late.
22:02I should get back to Brooklyn before Steve thinks I've defected.
22:05Another time.
22:06Foxy's ready to hang up her wig.
22:08That's fair.
22:09Do you want to come share a cab with me uptown?
22:12Um, no, no.
22:14I think I'm going to stay.
22:16Okay.
22:17Okay.
22:17Night-night.
22:17Sweet time.
22:18Bye.
22:19Bye.
22:21Bye.
22:23Bye.
22:24Bye.
22:25Bye.
22:25Bye.
22:26Bye.
22:33I am so glad to be home.
22:36You are?
22:39I love you for loving my friends.
22:42And I love you for new walls.
22:44And cheesecake.
22:46Cannoli.
22:49Well, if you love me for that stuff, what's going to happen now?
22:54Well, I put in your DSL on it.
22:59Steve.
23:13And although Steve had satisfied Miranda, she still wanted more.
23:37Samantha's hot tape cooled Miranda's love of gossip for good.
23:43Or at least for now.
23:46And try as I might, I could not forget the Russians' icy treatment of my friends.
23:56Hey.
23:57I need to talk to you.
24:01Uh, I know that you're busy, but those were my...
24:08Some...
24:08Are you okay?
24:12Yeah, I'm fine.
24:21No, you're not fine.
24:25Did something happen with the, um...
24:28The piece?
24:31Come on, talk to me.
24:37What if it's not enough, huh?
24:41All these pieces.
24:43Six years.
24:44It's going to be enough.
24:47Well, it's true.
24:48I don't know anything about the piece, but...
24:53You are brilliant.
24:57The world is waging with breath as it's pated.
25:02Oh, she's just an uptight bitch.
25:06Well, that's better.
25:08You're a little scary.
25:12So talk to me.
25:13What's the problem?
25:14I may not understand, but...
25:16But I'll listen.
25:42I'm only afraid of one monster.
25:44Not at all, but I hope.
25:49When you live in New York City,
25:50it can take all your energy to stay in Vogue.
25:53So when Enid Flick, my old boss at Vogue,
25:56wanted to meet me for lunch,
25:57I was eager to hear what she had for me.
26:01Carrie, I need to ask you a favor.
26:03Apparently, this would be about what I had for her.
26:06I wanted to invite you to a party
26:07that I'm throwing a week from Saturday.
26:09It's for an amazing couple,
26:10Rama Patel and Andre de Bianchi.
26:13They make documentary films.
26:14Oh, well, unless I'm doing the catering,
26:16it sounds like a fun favor.
26:17There'll be a lot of couples from the art world,
26:19and I thought maybe you could bring your Alexander Petrovsky.
26:22Done.
26:23Is that it?
26:23No.
26:24I was hoping you might...
26:27I can't believe I have to ask this.
26:30Does he have a single friend
26:32that you could bring along for me?
26:35A date?
26:36Well, the thing is,
26:37it's shaping up to be mostly couples,
26:39and I'm not a couple,
26:41and there are no exciting prospects,
26:44so I thought that someone from his crowd
26:46might be right for me.
26:49Please never mention this conversation
26:51to anyone at Condé Nast.
26:54Excuse me.
26:55Do you know what you want?
26:56Ah, yes.
26:56I'll have the Dorado.
26:58Ah, the Dorado.
26:58This is a much larger fish.
27:00So this fish, we recommend for two people.
27:02See?
27:03You have to be a couple
27:03just to order lunch in this town.
27:06I'll have the Dorado as well.
27:07Do you even like Dorado?
27:09Because if this is a pity Dorado,
27:10I can have crab cakes.
27:11We'll have the Dorado.
27:13Let it be.
27:16Um, the only thing is,
27:19I'm not sure if Alexander is a, uh,
27:23let's set people up kind of guy.
27:25Carrie, I got you a job.
27:27You get me a man.
27:30Later that evening,
27:31the couple I was in
27:32had a couple of hours
27:33to prepare a dinner party
27:35for a couple of couples.
27:37Your friends enjoy red wine?
27:40My friends enjoy all wine.
27:47Yes, you'll have the Barolo.
27:51Hey, uh,
27:53do you have any single male friends?
27:55Are you tired of me already?
27:59It's, it's for this friend of mine.
28:02I have a friend.
28:04He's a food critic.
28:05Perfect.
28:06Is this really how one finds love?
28:09No, it's just what we do
28:10to distract ourselves
28:11until the real thing comes along.
28:12Now, I have a question for you.
28:14Oh, sorry,
28:15all my friends are taken.
28:17Wow.
28:18I've never said that before.
28:20Hmm.
28:20You know,
28:21I'll be in Paris for some time
28:22with my exhibition.
28:23I'm going next week
28:24and I'm not sure
28:25when I'll come back.
28:26Unfortunately,
28:27having a man leave me for Paris
28:29was not foreign to me.
28:31I'm hoping you'll come.
28:33Huh?
28:34Well, sure,
28:35I'll come for the opening
28:36and, um,
28:38maybe another weekend also.
28:40No, you misunderstand.
28:41I'm hoping
28:42you'll come and be with me.
28:46In Paris?
28:47Yes.
28:50For...
28:51Who knows when we'll come back?
28:53Yes.
28:54I need you there.
28:56But this
28:57was foreign to me.
28:59Ah,
29:00the caviar.
29:03For most women,
29:05the goal of a dinner party
29:06is to have your friends
29:07feel comfortable
29:07around your boyfriend.
29:08I think my maid
29:09is using my vibrator.
29:11Other times,
29:12you wish your friends
29:13were not quite
29:13so comfortable.
29:14I don't think
29:15you're supposed to say
29:16maid anymore.
29:16I don't think
29:17we're supposed to say
29:18vibrator over dinner.
29:20I'm telling you,
29:21I went into the kitchen
29:22to get it.
29:22Wait,
29:22why was it in the kitchen?
29:24I like to mix it up.
29:26But yesterday,
29:27the batteries were dead.
29:29They were new
29:29the last time I used it
29:30and I haven't used it
29:31since Smith came back.
29:32Oh, baby,
29:33that's sweet.
29:34Now,
29:34maybe in the other republics
29:36people like to share vibrators,
29:37but this is America,
29:39land of plenty.
29:40I think you could have
29:41a potential lawsuit
29:42on your hands.
29:43What?
29:43Breaking and vibrating?
29:44As long as
29:44it's not entering.
29:54It's a beautiful piano.
29:56You play?
29:57Yeah, I do.
29:58Yeah?
29:58You know any Billy Joel?
30:00Hmm,
30:01I'm not familiar.
30:02Uptown girl,
30:03always a woman.
30:04Piano man.
30:09Tell us about
30:10your sculpture exhibition
30:11in Paris.
30:12They are not technically
30:13sculpture.
30:14Oh,
30:15sorry.
30:16They're, uh,
30:17large-scale light installations
30:18integrated with video imaging.
30:20That's,
30:20that's fine.
30:22I don't like Paris.
30:24Too much attitude.
30:25And what's with the toilet paper?
30:27Paris is the best city
30:28in the world.
30:29Easy, fella,
30:30you're talking
30:30to New Yorkers,
30:31you hear?
30:31No,
30:32New York's wonderful,
30:33but there's nowhere
30:34like Paris.
30:36You'll see,
30:37Carrie.
30:39Are you going
30:39for the opening?
30:40Yeah,
30:41she's coming with me
30:41to live.
30:45Well,
30:45we,
30:45no,
30:46we actually,
30:46we hadn't
30:47actually discussed
30:48the details,
30:49but,
30:50yes,
30:51I have been
30:51invited to go
30:52to Paris.
31:00Later,
31:00my friends wanted
31:01a tour of the apartment,
31:03a.k.a.
31:04time to ask me
31:05what the hell
31:05was going on.
31:06You would go
31:07live with him?
31:07I,
31:07I don't know.
31:08Then were you
31:09planning to tell us?
31:09No, no,
31:10he just sprang this
31:10on me two hours ago.
31:12How long would you go?
31:13Where would you live?
31:13Is there a guest room?
31:14Are you really
31:15thinking of going?
31:16I'm not sure.
31:17I haven't digested it yet.
31:18I'm still digesting dinner.
31:19This is so exciting.
31:20I know.
31:21My boyfriend
31:21has just asked me
31:22to go to Paris with him.
31:23This is the most romantic
31:24thing that has ever
31:25happened to me.
31:27What do you think
31:28they're doing down there?
31:29Not having a Billy Joel
31:30sing-along,
31:31that's for sure.
31:34Ladies,
31:35time's up.
31:36I can't pretend
31:36to be one of the boys
31:37any longer.
31:42So,
31:43I spoke to my girlfriends
31:44and they have a few
31:45questions about Paris.
31:48But you are the one
31:50who's going.
31:51Well,
31:51we don't know
31:52about that yet.
31:54I mean,
31:56how could this work?
31:57Would I get
31:58my own place?
31:59Why would you
31:59get your own place?
32:01Well,
32:01I don't know.
32:02I've never done this
32:03before.
32:04You'll live with me.
32:05I have a beautiful
32:06apartment at the left bank,
32:07but it's been remodeled,
32:09so we would stay
32:10at the Plaza Anthony.
32:12Okay,
32:12but are we talking
32:14a year indefinitely?
32:16Don't I need
32:16to learn French?
32:17Would I be able
32:18to work there?
32:19What about my cell phone?
32:20Would it work there?
32:21So many questions.
32:22Which is yours?
32:25I can't remember.
32:26I think I drank
32:27too much Barolo
32:28at dinner.
32:30Okay.
32:33You're just
32:34one of mine.
32:35What about
32:36my apartment here?
32:37Would I sublet it?
32:38I would pay
32:39for your apartment.
32:40Well,
32:40that's crazy.
32:41I can't let you do that.
32:42No,
32:42why?
32:43I have plenty of money,
32:44but I don't have
32:45plenty of
32:46caribachas.
32:53And I've always
32:54wanted to learn French
32:55and drink wine
32:56before noon,
32:57so basically
32:58it's my fantasy
32:59complete with
33:00Parisian parties
33:01and museum openings.
33:02But for how long?
33:04As long as it's fun,
33:05indefinitely.
33:06So you'd be moving there?
33:07No,
33:08because I'd still
33:09have my apartment here.
33:10Which he'd be paying for.
33:11Oh,
33:11he could certainly afford it.
33:13Do you think
33:14you might get married?
33:15No,
33:15that's,
33:16I don't think
33:17that's the point.
33:18Then what is he
33:19promising you?
33:20Um,
33:20the world.
33:21But what about your job?
33:23Your column
33:23is all about New York.
33:24You're all about New York.
33:25How would you...
33:26I don't know.
33:27How can you people
33:28still have questions?
33:29I got all your questions
33:30answered,
33:31and they were good answers,
33:32by the way.
33:33So this is the time
33:34when everybody
33:36should be really
33:37excited for me.
33:38Well,
33:38we are excited.
33:39It's fabulous.
33:40No,
33:40forget it.
33:41Forget it.
33:41No,
33:41I think it's really romantic.
33:43Then stop killing it
33:44with questions.
33:45We just want to make sure
33:46you think this through.
33:47I am thinking it through.
33:49But it's a nice offer,
33:50and it would be nice
33:51if my friends
33:53could be happy for me.
33:55Especially
33:56when I've always
33:57been happy for them.
33:58Carrie,
34:00we are happy for you.
34:04Anyone want to talk
34:05about cancer?
34:06Anybody?
34:08They say the unexamined life
34:10is not worth living.
34:11But what if the examining
34:12becomes your life?
34:14Is that living
34:15or just procrastinating?
34:17And what if all those
34:19helpful lunches
34:20and late-night phone calls
34:22to friends
34:22have made us
34:23all-girl talk
34:24and no-girl action?
34:26Is it time
34:27to stop questioning?
34:39Certain questions
34:40should never be asked
34:41by anyone,
34:42especially a husband.
34:43You think someone's
34:44getting a little chunky?
34:47Harry?
34:49I'm talking about the dog.
34:57Elizabeth Taylor
34:58had gained four pounds,
35:00which, for a dog
35:01who used to weigh
35:01eight pounds,
35:02seemed excessive.
35:10Hi.
35:10Can you tell me
35:11where the diet dog food is?
35:13Oh, a cavalier.
35:14She's beautiful.
35:16May I?
35:16Yes, she is beautiful,
35:18but she's getting
35:19a little fat.
35:21Oh, she's not fat.
35:22You're right.
35:23That is an ugly word.
35:24She's full-figured.
35:26No.
35:27She's pregnant.
35:29Honey?
35:31I got your message.
35:32So the dog's knocked up?
35:34Yes.
35:35She's pregnant
35:36because everyone around
35:37me gets pregnant,
35:38just not me.
35:38It's not like she planned it.
35:40She's a dog.
35:41Exactly.
35:42She's not even thinking
35:43about it,
35:43and bam!
35:44On her first try.
35:45Well, it might have
35:46been her first time,
35:47but it was with
35:48at least eight dogs.
35:49Eight mutts.
35:50And now we are going
35:51to have to raise
35:52her whole trampy,
35:54unpedigreed family.
35:58Elizabeth?
36:00Mommy can't look
36:01at you right now.
36:02Oh, my God.
36:11Miranda just doesn't like him.
36:13This is all about Billy Joel.
36:14It's not about Billy Joel.
36:15It's about you.
36:17We're not going to encourage
36:18you to cross an ocean.
36:19We're selfish bitches
36:20who like you in New York.
36:21Well, I like me in New York,
36:22too, but I really like him.
36:24He's great, isn't he?
36:25Yes.
36:26A bit arrogant,
36:28but he's got the goods
36:28to back it up.
36:29And he can be really sweet.
36:31Then he's got it all.
36:32Then why does Miranda
36:33not like him?
36:33Oh, she doesn't not like him.
36:35She doesn't know him.
36:36She didn't try to get
36:37to know him.
36:37She didn't ask him
36:38one question all night,
36:39and she is all
36:40about the questions.
36:41Well, here's a question.
36:42Why do you care?
36:43Have you ever heard me
36:45once ask what anybody
36:46thinks about my boyfriend?
36:48I've never heard
36:49you use the term boyfriend.
36:50My point is,
36:51it doesn't matter.
36:53Nobody knows
36:54what goes on
36:55behind closed doors.
36:57You know the most
36:58annoying thing?
36:59What's annoying?
37:00Miranda has a point.
37:02What about work
37:03and everything?
37:05Maybe I can't leave New York.
37:07I don't know
37:08how I'd do someplace else.
37:09Believe me,
37:10your fabulousness
37:11will translate.
37:11And nobody says
37:13he gets to dictate
37:13the terms.
37:14Figure out how to do it
37:15so you're comfortable.
37:17Maybe half the time
37:17you were there,
37:18half the time I'm there.
37:20Well, now you're
37:21being too supportive.
37:24Do you want to go
37:25to the discotheque?
37:26Do you want to go
37:27to the airport?
37:29Do you want to go
37:30to the restaurant?
37:31Later, I still had
37:32questions filling my head,
37:34but at least
37:34they were in French.
37:35Do you want to go
37:36to Paris?
37:39Are you coming?
37:40Yeah, I just
37:41putting my earrings on.
37:43No, to Paris.
37:45Oh.
37:47Well,
37:49I haven't decided yet.
37:51I'm inviting you
37:52to go to France,
37:53not to jail.
37:55I just have...
37:56More questions?
37:58Is it possible?
38:00No, I have things
38:01to figure out.
38:04My whole life is here.
38:08Could...
38:09Could we
38:11stay in New York
38:12and then
38:13just go to Paris
38:14for a few months
38:15for your show?
38:15Then it wouldn't feel
38:16like we're moving.
38:18I need to be in Paris now.
38:20I've been here
38:21for three years.
38:22I'm finished with New York.
38:24It's time for Paris.
38:28But I'm not finished
38:30with New York.
38:37Well,
38:38maybe we could
38:41do long distance
38:42for a while.
38:44You mean back and forth?
38:45It's never worked for me.
38:48You know,
38:49someone meets someone,
38:51someone gets bored.
38:53I don't know.
38:54Voulez-vous
38:55an ultimatum?
38:57Normally,
38:58a couple doesn't go
38:59from an ultimatum
39:00to a party.
39:00But we were in charge
39:01of bringing something
39:02very important.
39:03Carrie.
39:04So glad you came.
39:05Oh, um...
39:07Uh, Inet,
39:08this is...
39:09Alexandra Petrovsky.
39:11I'm thrilled.
39:12Pleasure to meet you.
39:13And this
39:14is Martin Grable.
39:16Hi.
39:17Looks like
39:17it's gonna start
39:18snowing out there.
39:19They say it's gonna be
39:20reminiscent of the 74
39:21Northeaster.
39:23Hello.
39:25Martin is a food critic
39:27for Bon Appetit.
39:29Fascinating.
39:31Uh,
39:32the code check
39:33is right around the corner.
39:38He's very sweet
39:40and smart.
39:41He's a hobbit.
39:46Carrie Bradshaw!
39:48Where the fuck
39:49have you been hiding?
39:51Lexi Featherston
39:52was one of New York's
39:53legendary party girls
39:54who always ended up
39:56on page six
39:56because of her
39:57bar hopping
39:58and her bed hopping.
39:59I'm gonna go up
40:00to the roof
40:00and have a smoke.
40:01I'll be back in five.
40:06He's just so pretentious.
40:09Are we still talking
40:10about him?
40:11It's not him.
40:12I've been thinking
40:13about this
40:13and it's how she
40:14is around him.
40:16She's different
40:16and not in a good way.
40:18She didn't laugh
40:19all night,
40:19not once.
40:20Miranda,
40:21no offense,
40:22but you never think
40:23anyone's good enough
40:23for you and your friends.
40:24You didn't think
40:25I was good enough.
40:26That's not true.
40:28Yes it is
40:28and it's fine.
40:29I know you come around.
40:33Large scale
40:34light installations.
40:35What the fuck
40:36is that?
40:37He's kind of
40:38full of himself.
40:39Thank you!
40:40Let's not wake
40:40the kid, huh?
40:47Miranda,
40:49if she moves
40:50it'll be okay.
40:51It's a hockey visit.
40:57I bet she won't go.
41:01She can't leave New York.
41:02She's got too much here.
41:05Yeah, the best
41:06raw milk white cheddar
41:07I ever had
41:08was from a farm
41:09in, uh,
41:09guess where?
41:10Oh, uh,
41:11I, what?
41:12New York!
41:13We now rival England
41:14for the best cheddar
41:15in the world.
41:16An hour later,
41:16I had somehow
41:17ended up on Enid's date.
41:19Actually,
41:20raw milk couldn't
41:21even be used
41:22in the States
41:22until recently
41:23because it isn't
41:24pasteurized.
41:24I mean,
41:25it basically goes
41:26from the cow
41:26right to you.
41:29And Enid
41:30had somehow
41:31ended up on mine.
41:32That's priceless.
41:32I never liked
41:33I.M. Pei, either.
41:35Oh, Martin,
41:36can, um,
41:36can you excuse me
41:37just for a minute?
41:43You know,
41:43I have to tell you,
41:44I've been a fan
41:45of your work
41:46for longer
41:46than I'd like to admit.
41:48I've been doing
41:49my work for longer
41:50than I'd like to admit.
41:52Hi.
41:53Hi.
41:54Oh, Carrie,
41:54I love this man.
41:55Yes, I see that.
41:57Would anybody
41:57like a drink?
41:58Oh,
41:59are you always
41:59this attentive?
42:01I'd love a vodka
42:02martini.
42:03Carrie?
42:04Oh, no,
42:05I'm fine, thanks.
42:06One vodka martini
42:07coming up.
42:11Oh, Carrie,
42:11why aren't I
42:12with him?
42:14Because I am?
42:18What are you doing?
42:19What?
42:24All right,
42:25I'm sorry.
42:26It's not fair.
42:29He's my age,
42:30and you've got him,
42:31and I am in
42:33no man's land.
42:34Literally,
42:35no man anywhere.
42:38Men can date
42:38anyone any age,
42:39but let's be frank,
42:40most of them
42:41prefer the bimbos,
42:42so if you're
42:43a successful
42:4450-something woman,
42:47there's a
42:49very small pool.
42:50It's very small.
42:52It's a
42:53wading pool,
42:54really.
42:55So why are you
42:56swimming in my
42:56wading pool?
42:58It was another
42:58question I wasn't
43:00prepared to answer.
43:01I need to go
43:02to the powder room.
43:03Yeah,
43:03it's double.
43:06Outside,
43:06the snow was
43:07starting to come down,
43:09and inside,
43:10it was going up.
43:11Oh, hey,
43:11want some?
43:12Oh, no,
43:13thanks.
43:13Close the door,
43:13close the door.
43:17Wow,
43:18do people still
43:18do coke?
43:19Oh, no,
43:20unfortunately.
43:21Oh, God,
43:21Carrie,
43:22I'm 40 years old.
43:23Can you fucking
43:23believe it?
43:24Don't answer that.
43:26Remember when we
43:26used to go to tunnel?
43:27We were like five.
43:29Need to use a john?
43:30Oh, no,
43:31I was just trying
43:31to get away for a minute.
43:32Oh,
43:33euro-intellectuals.
43:34I don't know why
43:34I pulled strings
43:35to get an invite
43:36to this piece of shit party.
43:38I'm so glad
43:38to see you, though.
43:39We're the only
43:40two single girls here.
43:42Well, actually,
43:43I'm with someone.
43:44Fuck you.
43:55And speaking
43:56of little piece
43:57of shit parties...
43:58Babe?
43:59No, Harry,
44:00I cannot come to bed
44:01right now
44:01because someone
44:02left me a little present
44:03because someone
44:04is too pregnant
44:05to hold it in.
44:06Yeah, well,
44:06someone isn't
44:07holding it in anymore.
44:08In fact,
44:08someone is giving birth
44:09in the bathroom.
44:11Right now?
44:12Honey,
44:13it's time.
44:15Elizabeth Taylor!
44:16Mommy's coming!
44:23That night,
44:25Charlotte embraced
44:25her maternal instinct
44:26and three puppies.
44:30And I embraced
44:32my boyfriend
44:32for as long
44:33as I still had him.
44:34So now Rama
44:35and I split our time
44:36between Los Angeles
44:37and Calcutta.
44:38He splits his time.
44:39Rama hates Los Angeles.
44:40Frozen yogurt
44:41is not culture.
44:43So she stays
44:44in our home
44:44in Calcutta
44:45while I edit
44:46our movies
44:46in Los Angeles.
44:47But I get
44:48final Calcutta.
44:51Nice to meet
44:51for you too.
44:52Nice to meet you.
44:53So,
44:54they aren't together
44:55all the time.
44:55They seem happy.
44:57Carrie,
44:57I don't want that.
44:58I want
44:59you wake up,
45:00you see me,
45:01I see you.
45:02We go for dinner,
45:03we sit in cafes.
45:05Life.
45:05Well,
45:06I want you
45:07every day too,
45:08but I have
45:09a life here.
45:11Yes,
45:11but what do you
45:12want to come home to?
45:15What do you want
45:16your life to be?
45:19Carrie,
45:20you have a lighter.
45:20Oh, no,
45:21sorry,
45:21I don't think you were.
45:22Oh,
45:23fuck you.
45:26Anyway,
45:26I'm just a huge fan
45:27of the pomegranate.
45:28Do either of you
45:29have a light?
45:31There's no smoking
45:31in here,
45:32please go outside.
45:33There is no outside,
45:34it's fucking snowing.
45:36Ooh,
45:37a candle.
45:38She was rather rude.
45:39I don't even know
45:40how she got in here.
45:42Hey,
45:42how do you open
45:43this fucking thing?
45:45Excuse me.
45:46Miss,
45:48could you
45:48keep it down?
45:49You keep it down.
45:51fucking geriatrics.
45:53Now,
45:53our hostess
45:54has already said
45:55there's no smoking.
45:56When did everybody
45:56stop smoking?
45:58When did everybody
45:59pair off?
46:00This used to be
46:01the most exciting
46:02city in the world,
46:03and now it's nothing
46:04but smoking
46:05near a fucking
46:05open window.
46:07New York is over.
46:09O-V-E-R.
46:13Over.
46:15No one's fun anymore.
46:17Whatever happened
46:18to fun?
46:19I'm so bored
46:20I could die.
46:28It was the first time
46:30Lexi had ever
46:31left a party early.
46:33An hour later,
46:35the snow
46:35really started
46:36to fall.
46:38The first time
46:39that winter.
46:43And it didn't stop.
46:46The city
46:47was silent.
46:51There were no more
46:52questions.
46:54Only white noise.
47:02I want to go to Paris.
47:05Paris.
47:11It was a day
47:12made for
47:12snow angels.
47:23And staying home
47:26with family.
47:27See that?
47:28It's called
47:30snow.
47:38Two days later,
47:39we said goodbye
47:40to our snow angel.
47:43Wait,
47:43she tripped
47:44on her Manolo?
47:45Stani,
47:46the girl died.
47:47It's sad.
47:48The end.
47:49I'll say it's sad.
47:50The scandal
47:51of the New York
47:52social scene,
47:53and I missed it.
47:54I need details.
47:56Last words.
47:58I'm so bored
47:59I could die.
48:01No.
48:01No.
48:03Hey.
48:03Hi.
48:04Hey.
48:05This girl.
48:06This girl is better
48:06than fashion week.
48:07I know.
48:08Marcus is saving us
48:09seats next to
48:10Hugh Jackman.
48:11I'll see you in there.
48:13I didn't know
48:14Lexi had so many friends.
48:15Well,
48:16she wasn't always
48:16so tragic.
48:17Remember the 80s?
48:18She was the it girl.
48:19I thought I was
48:20the it girl.
48:20Well,
48:21it's your word
48:21against a dead girl,
48:22so you win.
48:23You guys,
48:24we're supposed
48:25to be in mourning.
48:26We are.
48:27It's the end
48:28of an era.
48:28Yep.
48:29The party's
48:29officially over.
48:39Ladies,
48:40if you are single
48:40in New York
48:41after a certain point,
48:42there is nowhere
48:43to go but down.
48:4418 stories down
48:45to be exact.
48:47I'm going
48:48to Paris.
48:50That's so exciting!
48:51Good for you!
48:53Because you're afraid
48:54of going out a window?
48:56No,
48:56because I want
48:57to open a new one.
48:58What about your job?
48:59I quit.
49:01What?
49:02When did you stop?
49:04We are done
49:05with the question
49:06portion of the program.
49:08I'm happy.
49:10I'm going.
49:13Let's go say
49:14goodbye to Lexi.
49:16Well,
49:17it really is
49:18the end of an era.
49:26After the funeral,
49:28a couple of friends
49:29walked a couple
49:30of blocks.
49:32You want to go
49:33get something to eat?
49:34I'm not hungry,
49:35but I'll go sit
49:35with you.
49:35Okay.
49:37Isn't Gordon's
49:37around here?
49:38It's two blocks.
49:41I can't believe
49:42you quit your job.
49:46Couldn't you write
49:47the column there?
49:48No,
49:49they weren't really
49:49into my American girl
49:50and Paris angle.
49:52You know,
49:52New York paper,
49:53New York girl.
49:54It's got to be
49:54such a hassle,
49:56so...
49:56Huh.
49:58Are they going
49:58to have someone
49:59new write it,
50:00or...
50:00Don't know.
50:01Probably some 29-year-old
50:02single girl
50:03with all new problems.
50:05I think you're
50:06making a mistake.
50:07Miranda,
50:08please.
50:08Carrie,
50:09you can't quit
50:10your column.
50:11It's who you are.
50:12No,
50:12it's not who I am.
50:14It's what I do.
50:15That's my column.
50:20You know,
50:20I think I should go home.
50:22What?
50:22I'm not allowed
50:22to have an opinion?
50:23You have an opinion.
50:24You've had it
50:25for quite some time.
50:26What are you going
50:27to do over there
50:27without your job?
50:28Eat croissant?
50:30Why can't you
50:31be happy for me?
50:32I'm sorry,
50:33but I don't understand
50:35why you have to
50:36move away
50:37and give up your life.
50:38You moved to Brooklyn?
50:40That's just Brooklyn.
50:41I cannot stay
50:42in New York
50:43and be single
50:44for you.
50:45What?
50:46This is about you.
50:47As long as I'm here
50:48in the same place
50:49writing my column,
50:50then nothing
50:51has really changed.
50:52No, this is about you.
50:53No, you moved on,
50:54Charlotte's moved on,
50:55even Samantha's moved on.
50:57I can stay here
50:58and write about my life
51:00or I can go with him
51:02and live my life.
51:03You mean his life?
51:08Carrie, I love you.
51:10Come on.
51:12Just say it.
51:13You don't like him.
51:14Fine, I don't like him.
51:16Then don't you
51:17go to Paris with him.
51:19You're living in a fantasy.
51:30Maybe I was living
51:32in a fantasy,
51:32but I found a man
51:34who could make it
51:35a reality.
51:36And I wasn't going
51:37to question any of it.
51:38Not even how he found
51:40a horse-drawn sleigh
51:41in the middle
51:42of Manhattan.
51:44You're living in a fantasy.
51:45You're living in a fantasy.
51:45You're living in a fantasy.