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00:05okay all right fine guys you win stay up forever I tell you what I'm not gonna
00:13see you anymore lullabies oh yeah funny how about I call Santa tell him how funny
00:20you guys are Santa calls the Easter Bunny he calls a tooth fairy I don't gotta buy
00:26squawk hi oh my god how long was this meeting oh well it ended at 8 but I stayed after
00:35to talk
00:37here's the thing about the twins I know that I'm supposed to love them why do they make it so
00:43freaking hard listen listen Ray it was such a great meeting remember all those ideas I had
00:50about fundraising and the read-a-thon was this is amazing I was talking and all these people were
00:54really interested in what I had to say the problem is the twins they know I have to love them
00:58they use
00:59that love against me well you know what I can't anymore listen all these people want me to run
01:04for president what people people at the school they want me to run for president of the school
01:10governing board isn't that fantastic there is an election next week and so far Bill Parker is
01:21running unopposed Parker I hate that Parker would you listen stole our babysitter I'm gonna do it right
01:28do what run for president president of the school but that's like a lot of meetings at night this is
01:41the perfect thing for me look I've been waiting for something like this something to get involved in
01:45something where I can make a difference and use my brain and help people listen I can make a really
01:49good
01:50president yeah but you're already president of this house we need you we ask not what your house can
01:56do for you tomorrow night I want you to come with me there's a potluck dinner where all the parents
02:03get
02:03to meet the people running for office no no I'm not crazy about people are you crazy about me
02:25oh boy here we are you know I've never been to a political convention before
02:33where are the hookers Ray listen do me a favor tonight try not to let everything that's in here
02:38come out here could you do that for me yeah yeah hey let's pretend I'm your secret service agent man
02:43and and I'll follow you around like this she's on the move I have a better idea why don't you
02:50pretend you're here undercover as an adult all right that's it I'm changing my code name for you it used
02:57to be hot mama you want to know what it is now no groucho hello Debra hi Bill Barone Walker
03:08Mary Carrie Carrie what did you bring Debra oh just some veggies and onion dip how about you beef
03:18tenderloin yeah yeah pretty fancy yeah thanks to my lovely wife yeah I'll be getting in on some of
03:27that the beef good luck and you know me the best man or woman win no dirty tricks
03:48hey buddy how you doing I don't have a chance what against Parker I don't know that guy he's all
03:56with the blonde hair and the teeth yeah yeah we get it all right we got it look at you
04:03did you even
04:04shave today what yeah this morning you're all stumpley come over here look at your shirt
04:16your appearance reflects on me look how Carrie Parker is dressed sorry I didn't know it was gonna
04:22be first lady take this over to the buffet table okay where you going I'm gonna work the room by
04:30myself hi Maureen up straight hey how you doing rock the boat hey anybody see the tenderloin it's all
04:47gone what already oh these people are animals look at this crackers yeah what's this taboo
05:00really I gotta tell you if I saw this on the floor I'd rub my dog's nose on us I
05:07made the taboo
05:11hi I'm Bill Parker I hate this hey I'm with you these potlucks they're always lame that's why when I
05:29see
05:29the one good thing I stock up what's that the tenderloin you know it you want to buy it no
05:36yeah
05:36that's nice of you though thank you so who do you think is gonna be president oh it's a toss
05:43-up Bill
05:44Parker sounds pretty good but I'll probably vote for that Deborah Barone oh yeah what's that she's got a nice
05:49little caboose all right attention everybody you all gather over here please we'd like to get started
06:05tend the loin excellent uh excuse me excuse me can we have everybody please
06:21everyone
06:22everyone
06:34everyone
06:35you
06:36you
06:36you
06:37you
07:11Daddy!
07:12Go to sleep!
07:14I want water!
07:16No, no!
07:18First it's water, then read me a story,
07:20then I fall asleep up there,
07:22and you're down here watching wrestling.
07:23No water!
07:25Yes!
07:26All right!
07:27Yes!
07:28What happened?
07:29They pulled it out!
07:31The Knicks won!
07:31The Knicks won!
07:33Incredible game!
07:34The Knicks went down 14 with three minutes left!
07:38And then Sprewell makes a game-winning shot
07:39from 30 feet out at the buzzer.
07:41It was the best game of the year.
07:42Oh, man!
07:44And you missed it.
07:48Come on!
07:50Tough break, Cubby.
07:54Hello, Raymond.
07:55Mom, what are you doing?
07:57I'm taking water to the children.
07:58I said no more water!
08:01All right, Raymond.
08:02But I would never deny my children water.
08:06Well, Robert, I guess that explains
08:08your bedwetting problem.
08:17You know, Raymond, to tell the truth,
08:19Deborah should have put them to bed
08:20before she left.
08:21Yeah, well, tell her that.
08:22No, no, no.
08:23Don't tell her that.
08:25When is she getting home?
08:27Uh, when they count all the votes.
08:29I don't know why you're letting her
08:30waste her time with this crap.
08:31No, no, no.
08:32Deborah's right.
08:34She said it's important for her parents
08:35to get involved in their kid's education.
08:37Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
08:41We never got involved in your education.
08:44That's right.
08:46Pa didn't go in for all that fancy book learning.
08:57You think I had time to tell you
08:58what two plus two is?
09:00Well, maybe if you took more interest,
09:01who knows how far I could have gone.
09:04Four.
09:07Two plus two is four.
09:09Go get them, tiger.
09:15Well, I think it's great what Deborah's doing.
09:17You think everything she does is great?
09:19Not everything.
09:20I think she's a bad marrier.
09:24Hi.
09:25Here she is.
09:26Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba,
09:29ba, ba, ba, ba.
09:32No, that's the way it goes.
09:46Thank you very much.
09:50Thank you very much.
09:51Have a great night.
10:17My cell phone was in my pocket.
10:29You lost?
10:30Yeah.
10:31Bill Parker is the new Our Lady of Faith Elementary School Governing Board President.
10:36Oh, wow, Deb.
10:37I'm sorry.
10:38That stinks.
10:39Stinks?
10:39It's an outrage.
10:42You were born to be the Our Lady of Faith Elementary School Governing Board President.
10:49I don't know.
10:50Maybe I just had too many ideas.
10:52Maybe I talked too much.
10:53Did I come off pushy?
10:54No.
10:55Come on, Deb.
10:57Parker bought that whole election.
10:59Putting out the tenderloin and the horseradish and the rolls.
11:03How could you compete with that?
11:05Hmm.
11:05That's tough to beat.
11:09Food's important, dear.
11:10If you had only come to me.
11:14Come on.
11:15That had nothing to do with it.
11:16Don't kid yourself, sweetheart.
11:18This is politics.
11:21You gotta play rough.
11:23He puts out tenderloin, you put out prime rib.
11:27He puts out prime rib, you go lobster.
11:31He goes lobster, you start the rumor.
11:33He wears a bra.
11:37Yeah, I like that bra thing.
11:39I'll say I saw him in the lingerie department going into the fitting room.
11:44Why don't you demand a recount?
11:46Maybe there was some funny business going on with the ballots.
11:48No.
11:49That goes on.
11:49No.
11:50Mrs. Wendell, the librarian, she was keeping a pretty close watch on the shoeboxes.
11:54Oh, Mrs. Wendell.
11:56I remember her.
11:57The books are late.
11:58The books are late.
12:06You know, I think what's really bugging me is I thought I had the support.
12:11I thought people liked me.
12:13People can fool you.
12:20Come on, I mean, because you lost doesn't mean people don't like you, right?
12:24I'm sure you got a lot of votes.
12:25Yeah, well, it was very close.
12:27Sure.
12:28By the way, how close was it?
12:29Six votes.
12:30Oh.
12:32See?
12:32So, it's not like you lost by one vote.
12:35What do you mean?
12:37What?
12:38No, nothing.
12:39You think it's good that I lost by more than one vote?
12:42No.
12:44I mean, well, kind of, only because if you lost by one vote, then that would be heartbreaking.
12:55Yes, it would be heartbreaking.
12:59Ray, who did you vote for?
13:09Ray?
13:09What?
13:13Who did you vote for?
13:26Oh, boy.
13:29We should go.
13:30I'm right behind you.
13:32Why, why, why, where are you going?
13:34It's none of our business.
13:35Since when do you think everything's your business?
13:37Usually, I'd stay and defend you, but voting against your wife?
13:41You're a dead man.
13:48I don't know what to say, but, Deb, if you want to talk.
13:52And you.
14:18You know, you're not supposed to ask people who they vote for.
14:23That's why we folded our votes and put it in the shoebox with the tape around it, and
14:28they locked it up in the school cafe gymatorium.
14:37As our forefathers did.
14:44How could you do that to me?
14:46Well, I just looked at what both candidates brought to the table, and I just thought that
14:51Bill Parker...
14:52Bill Parker?
14:52You hate Bill Parker!
14:54I hate Bill Parker, the man!
14:56But I just thought that Bill Parker, the candidate, had an interesting platform.
15:00Shut up!
15:01I'm your wife!
15:02I don't care if my platform was anti-puppy.
15:05You have to vote for me!
15:06But doesn't it say in the Constitution that...
15:08I don't care what it says in the Constitution!
15:10You vote for your wife!
15:11And since when do you know what it says in the Constitution?
15:17I'm not gonna stand here and let you badmouth America.
15:27You voted against me!
15:29I didn't vote against you!
15:31I love you!
15:34I just voted not for you!
15:38I was protecting you!
15:39Protecting me from what?
15:40From political backstabbing!
15:42You don't realize that when you're a political figure, you're at the mercy of the people,
15:45and the people, they're horrible.
15:47They stare at your caboose!
15:51You were against this all along.
15:52You can't support me for one minute!
15:55Oh, come on!
15:55I support you!
15:57When you had 15 meetings this week, who took care of the kids, huh?
16:00Putting them to bed and running gallons of water upstairs like Gunga Din.
16:04First of all, it was two meetings, and you complained the whole time!
16:08We all know why you didn't vote for me, Ray.
16:09Because you were afraid that if I win, I might get out of this house,
16:12and you might have to get off your butt once in a while and do something!
16:15You want me locked in this house!
16:16Your vote was a vote for slavery!
16:26I have always spoken out against slavery.
16:30Not in this house.
16:31Not in this marriage.
16:32You don't even know what a marriage is.
16:33A marriage is two people supporting each other, no matter what.
16:36Being there for each other, for better or for worse.
16:38Standing next to each other, standing up for each other, no matter what.
16:40But you don't get that.
16:41And that's why at that potluck, I had to tell people I didn't even know you.
16:46What?
16:47You told people that you don't know me?
16:48Of course!
16:49You were acting like a goofball!
16:51I don't care what I was doing!
16:52You denied knowing me at the potluck?
16:54You were stuffing your pants with food!
17:01I'm your husband!
17:02You're supposed to support me no matter what's in my pants!
17:15Huh?
17:15Didn't you just say partners, for better or worse, standing up on each other?
17:19Oh, don't even!
17:19It's not the same thing and you know it!
17:21You embarrassed me!
17:22I didn't do anything different at that potluck thing that I don't do at any other public place you dragged
17:27me to!
17:28I have always liked beef!
17:32And I have always tried to get as much of it as I could at any function!
17:39But even before that happened, you made it very clear that I embarrassed you,
17:42getting up on me about shaving and telling me to stand up straight and tucking my shirt,
17:48like I wasn't good enough for you.
17:53And now I find out you actually told people that you don't know me?
18:02I would never do that to you.
18:14I-I'm sorry.
18:19I'm-I'm sorry, too.
18:21I-I should have voted for you.
18:25And I should have told people I know you.
18:38I was acting jerky.
18:41Yeah, I know.
18:42I-I guess I-I just got carried away, you know,
18:47with the possibility of being the Our Lady of Faith Elementary School governing board president.
18:54Listen, all that power, it's like a drug.
19:04You want something to eat?
19:06Yeah, yeah, what do you got?
19:07I got some veggies and dip left.
19:10Oh.
19:11You know what would go good with that?
19:12Tabbouleh.
19:17Got any cookies?
19:18Cookies?
19:19I got cookies.
19:23Hello.
19:25Yeah, she's right here.
19:28It's the president.
19:34Hi, Bill.
19:35What do you call it, the gloat?
19:36You tell him we're on to him.
19:41Yeah, well, no, congratulations.
19:45Really?
19:47Oh.
19:47Oh, that's so nice of you to say.
19:49Yes, I would love to help you.
19:51What?
19:52Yeah.
19:53Yeah, you know what?
19:54My nights are mostly free.
19:55What?
19:55No, they're not.
19:57You know what?
19:58The one thing I really wanted to do was get those teachers' luncheons organized.
20:01Well, hang up the phone.
20:02He's trying to tear us apart.
20:03And you know what?
20:05Mommy, I had an accident.
20:08Accident.
20:09Accident.
20:11Mommy's on the phone.
20:13You want to wait for Mommy?
20:17Mommy, he...
20:22All right, I'll do it.
20:24But I want Mommy.
20:25Don't blame me.
20:26I voted for Parker.
20:29Fuck.
20:38So I just want to say that I'm looking forward to a successful year of working together.
20:43But I can only do it with your help.
20:49I only hope that I'm worthy of the faith that you've shown in me.
20:53Because at Our Lady of Faith, it is all about faith.
20:58Faith in our children, faith in our faculty, faith in each other.
21:02I have faith in you wear a bra, buddy.
21:07And we'll do it with yourēµę.
21:10It will and only believe that you will do it with your voice.
21:17I'll do it with your support.
21:18And you won't do it with your because of Imma.
21:19And that's how you put it witharen right.
21:25It's very proud of my hope.
21:30And what we want to do is really be the best of my
21:33and friends.
21:33And I feel like I'll do it with the Meth lonely.
21:34What the fuck is that?
22:05What the fuck is that?
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