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00:03so girls you're out there you're selling cookies someone approaches you what do you say
00:11would you like to buy some cookies no
00:20again we say how many cookies would you like to buy
00:26see frontier girl never gives them the chance to say no you must always remember if your mother
00:32tells me that you can't buy it sorry sorry sorry my my wife had to take the twins to the
00:40doctor
00:40yeah i told her just bring one of them and we'll double the medicine
00:49have a seat i'll have a seat
01:04excuse me sorry all right i'm sorry oh yeah i stepped on a child
01:12oh
01:13oh
01:13oh
01:13oh
01:14oh
01:14oh
01:14oh
01:19oh
01:20oh
01:28oh
01:40all right where was i okay uh i was about to remind you of the most
01:46important rule of sales it's a b c always be closing
01:53closing
01:53girls
01:54always be closing
02:03do you want to sell cookies
02:06again
02:08always be closing
02:11very good okay now this year's prizes
02:17top seller on the board gets this beautiful beach chair and umbrella set
02:26the second prize is a uniform patch
02:31and the third prize
02:33you're out of the troop
02:40i'm kidding it's not true
02:41not true
02:42i was just joking
02:45i'm sorry
02:46the third prize is this sheet of wildlife stickers
02:50oh
02:57no i like that it's got monkeys on it right yeah
03:00i like monkeys
03:04okay girls it's time to go with mrs manning she's going to teach you how to make a pinhole camera
03:09out of an orange juice container
03:10everybody brought their orange juice containers
03:18you know i got a real camera in the car
03:22great pictures no pulp
03:37and moms
03:37in addition to your door-to-door sales i'll be assigning locations for your cookie selling booths
03:42there's coffee and snacks here if you want them
03:47boy she takes this stuff seriously huh
03:49peggy oh yeah
03:51and you can forget about getting that beach chair
03:54she's a killer
03:56what do you mean
03:57i thought the girls sell the cookies
03:59yeah right
04:01hello allie's dad i'm molly's mom
04:04hi hi i'm ray
04:05i'm giving you lickety split cleaners
04:07that's where deborah and allie can set up on the sidewalk and sell cookies
04:11okay well it might not be deborah
04:12i mean i could be out there with allie
04:14i'm one of those very involved dads
04:18good for you
04:20here you go
04:21oh listen sorry about the joke before you know i didn't mean to
04:25oh no i enjoyed it immensely it was very very funny
04:33damn i got peteys
04:35what the muffler place peteys
04:39peteys i can't do anything with this deadbeat spot no foot traffic
04:42she gives herself marco's pizza every year that's why she wins
04:47man that's totally bogus
04:52peteys
04:53excuse me
04:54uh peggy uh i'm sorry but peteys is kind of out of the way for me
04:59oh okay
05:01well you know what i'm sure that allie's dad wouldn't mind switching with you
05:04what what uh me peteys
05:06yeah switch your card with sarah
05:08you don't mind do you
05:12actually peteys uh we're
05:13what was that
05:17nothing
05:20thanks allie's dad
05:24hey good luck
05:25maybe you'll get those monkey stickers
05:33hi
05:34hi mommy
05:34hey honey how was your meeting
05:36could you come next time
05:37sure
05:40you don't ever do that to me again okay
05:43what
05:44send me to one of those meetings
05:46i was the only guy in that hen house
05:50no
05:50really really i shouldn't have to do that
05:52what spend time with your daughter
05:54now don't put your twist on it
05:56okay
05:59and what's with that troop leader
06:01peggy
06:02she's all right
06:03oh i should have known your best friends
06:07i hardly know her
06:09but i appreciate all the organization she does
06:11she's a great troop leader
06:12yeah so was hitler
06:20similar uniform too
06:25look at this huh peteys
06:28can you believe that that's the worst cookie spot
06:31peteys
06:34how do you know
06:35everybody knows
06:39i had literally split
06:41but she forced me to trade it
06:42for peteys muffler place
06:44and then she gets marcos
06:45the best spot
06:48how did she force you
06:49how she ripped it out of my hand
06:52i'm lucky i have a hand still
06:56let me tell you something
06:57let me tell you something
06:58this lady doesn't know who she's dealing with okay
07:00i'm gonna take this cookie sign up sheet to work
07:02i'll hang it up at madison square garden
07:05no
07:06no miss peggy won't know what hit her
07:10i'll be bringing home that sweet sweet beach chair
07:17gray alley should sell her own cookies
07:19that's how we've always done it in the past
07:21yeah and that's why every time we go to the beach
07:22we gotta sit in the freaking sand
07:24okay
07:26no
07:29no more
07:32no more baby
07:33let peggy clean the sand out of hub behind
07:40give me the sheet
07:41no no this is for madison square garden
07:43give me the sheet
07:45come on
07:48ray
07:52all right
07:53all right fine
07:54don't come crying to me when you're out there this summer
07:56in the hot sand going like this
08:08how about this huh
08:09sitting around having cookies and milk
08:11this is nice
08:13hey
08:15was nice
08:18hello raymond
08:19oh i'm so happy you're here
08:21you hungry
08:23no not really
08:24you'll have some cookies and milk here
08:27you said he didn't want any
08:28he doesn't know what he wants
08:32well he's not getting any of these
08:40cookies
08:55you know i'm glad you're buying these cookies
08:58deborah wouldn't let me take ali's sign-up sheet to work
09:01we could have been the cookie champions of the world
09:05we didn't buy these from ali
09:08what do you mean
09:09well a lady and her daughter just came to our door
09:13what lady
09:13i don't know very nice lady
09:16i think her name was uh
09:18peggy
09:30we're grabbing some cookies
09:42cookies
09:42how could you do that
09:44how could you buy cookies from peggy
09:45we were hungry
09:48don't you know that ali is selling the very same cookies
09:52i like that peg and her little girl
09:54cute as a button
09:55didn't say a word but simply precious
09:59she was darling
10:00more darling than your granddaughter
10:02of course not
10:03we love ali
10:04ali is delightful
10:06you are going to do something about her teeth though aren't you
10:09her teeth
10:10you've always felt bad that we didn't have yours fixed
10:14maybe you did i used the 400 bucks to buy a belt sander
10:18wait a minute what's wrong with my teeth
10:20have you ever looked in your mouth
10:22it's like a prison riot
10:26and that little girl's hair
10:28she was with those lovely braids
10:30yeah yeah like heidi in the mountains
10:32ali has nice hair
10:34ali's hair
10:37what
10:38she's got beautiful hair but someone
10:40has to groom it properly
10:42how many times have i offered to take her to my beauty salon
10:45so she can have this look
10:55better this look than
10:58ali's hair is fine
11:00even if she looked like an iguana
11:02you should have bought cookies from her
11:03instead of a stranger
11:05a stranger who happens to be my arch enemy
11:09oh
11:09you have an arch enemy
11:11what are you a superhero now
11:19captain big nose
11:27i'm gonna blow you away
11:39i'm gonna blow you away
11:45hey ray you gotta pick up
11:50a box one box
11:51no no more cookies
11:53we're not the rockefellas
11:56one box for me i'll get the apple cinnamon because it's low fat
11:59not after you butter them
12:06you know who they got these from
12:08your friend peggy hitler
12:11you have a friend named hitler
12:16not my friend
12:17but her last name is hitler
12:21she's not a hitler
12:22she invaded our territory
12:25see now i feel bad for ali
12:27we'll buy more than one box of my
12:28no we're not
12:30braid her hair
12:31fix her teeth
12:32and come back next year
12:42okay you know everybody don't worry
12:44you don't have to buy any more cookies
12:46all the money goes to the same truth
12:48that's not the point
12:49this woman poached our own family
12:51what is it with you and this woman
12:54i don't like her
13:02and uh why don't you like her
13:05what do you mean she's she's pushy and annoying and
13:08and
13:09and she's a woman
13:10what
13:11well i never said that
13:13oh come on ray
13:14you wouldn't act like this if a man did this
13:17a man wouldn't do this
13:20okay
13:21did you hear that
13:22you don't like women
13:24who likes women
13:27i like women
13:28don't lie raymond
13:31what are you talking about
13:33i always felt you had a problem with women
13:35a problem with women
13:37like who
13:37well
13:38me for instance
13:40what
13:41you're my mother
13:42you're not a woman
13:46dr freud on line one for you raymond
13:55you had this problem your whole life ever since you could talk
13:59what what was the problem
14:00you didn't want to talk
14:01to you
14:01he didn't want to talk to you
14:03exactly he doesn't understand women because women need to talk things out and you've never wanted to do that
14:09she's right
14:09oh here we go
14:10no you don't want a woman who talks or needs anything or wants anything in the moment a woman expresses
14:15herself she belongs in the hen house
14:16amen
14:17amen
14:20you should hear how he talks about this peggy
14:23cause a hitler
14:24oh will you stop it
14:25i don't have to stop i have no problem with women
14:27you have no women
14:31he's worried about peggy
14:32or any woman beating him out of a beach chair
14:35no no no look it's not about a beach chair anymore
14:37okay this woman
14:38this person
14:40is mean
14:41this person is a bully
14:42who bullies people
14:43in a mean way
14:50and because she wants the beach chair as much as he does he calls her names
14:54he has a problem with women
14:56i don't know how you got that way
15:06i hate that peggy
15:11just wondering this hitler woman she's not a single mom is she
15:17oh
15:17uh why are we setting up here i thought we were going to keeney's
15:20yeah well a little change of plans sweetie
15:23there we go
15:26it's nice here marcos isn't it
15:28let's fix your hair a little
15:30ow
15:31oh sorry i'm sorry
15:33you know what they say i appeal it's by appeal
15:35oh customers come on come on stand up
15:38how many cookies would you like to buy
15:40how about zero
15:44but
15:45you could be a little louder you know just a little more forceful
15:48like this right
15:49cookies cookies cookies
15:50oh no thank you
15:51creamy chocolate fudgy
15:52that's okay
15:53delicious cookies
15:54cookies mommy
15:56i'm sorry sweetie but we haven't had our lunch yet
15:58i want cookies
15:59no sweetie come on
16:00double chocolate chip
16:01i want cookies
16:03all right
16:05oh
16:06just one box for after lunch
16:07okay sure well thank you and the frontier girls thank you
16:10yeah he's gonna be bouncing off the walls now you jerk
16:19see
16:20that's how we do it
16:21now we'll use this box here
16:22we'll put money in this box
16:23okay
16:26accept
16:27turn that up
16:29oh
16:30hello
16:31hello
16:32what are you doing here
16:34i'm watching my daughter sell cookies
16:36but this is my spot
16:38is that so
16:42i think you know that
16:44i think you know where my parents live
16:50molly why don't you go inside for a few minutes
16:53and um
16:53get some ice cream
16:55yeah ellie why don't you go with molly and get some ice cream
16:58her mom's treating
16:58thanks dad
16:59thanks mom
17:00bye
17:08i had you pegged the minute you walked in the door
17:12if you're going to be part of the frontier organization there's one thing you need to understand
17:15what's that
17:17abc
17:17always be cranky
17:24look i want you to get out of here
17:25why this is a great spot i'm selling tons of cookies
17:28in our organization there's some rules that everyone must follow
17:32yeah
17:32your rules
17:34that's right
17:35read the sash
17:37listen lady when you came onto my street and sold to my family you crossed a line
17:42your family happens to live in my neighborhood so yeah i sold to them
17:48and you know what
17:50i enjoyed it
17:55you are despicable
17:59they were good customers
18:03peanut clouds
18:05cinnamon swirl
18:06all right
18:06ding-a-longs
18:08chocolate
18:09waves
18:10stop it
18:11they were loving it
18:15you should have seen the looks on their faces especially the giant and the bald one
18:27yeah
18:28yeah well
18:28you didn't even scratch the surface okay
18:30you have no idea what those two are capable of putting away
18:34are you gonna move
18:36i don't think so peggy
18:53last chance
19:03i'm right here
19:05i'm right here
19:06i want a little bit of a big deal
19:07i want a little bit of aTrump
19:16i don't think so
19:20i want a little bit of a problem
19:20you can't do it
19:20you can't do it
19:35because i don't know
19:54All right, are you going to get off my spot?
19:58Never!
20:02Hey, what are you doing?
20:04I got it under control, Deb.
20:08He took my spot.
20:11I don't care what he did.
20:26Nobody beats up my husband.
20:35She beat me up.
20:38You got a problem.
20:39You take it up with me.
20:40I can handle this, Deb.
20:42You know what I think, Peggy?
20:44You are a bully.
20:46I don't like bullies.
20:48You come near my husband again, you're going to have a real problem.
20:53Hi, Mommy!
20:55Hey, how's that ice cream, huh?
20:58What happened?
20:59Uh, Daddy tripped.
21:01And I was helping him up.
21:03Well, it's good to see you again, Peg.
21:04Good to see you, Deb.
21:07So, Mom, let's go set up in front of the laundromat.
21:11You know what's a good spot?
21:13Petey's.
21:18See?
21:18No problem with women.
21:20You thought I had a problem, but you said she's a bully.
21:22Clean this up.
21:23Yes, ma'am.
21:52No problem with women.
21:56No problem with women.
21:58No problem with women.
22:01No problem with women.
22:05No problem with women.
22:06No problem with women.
22:09No problem with women.
22:12No problem with women.
22:12No problem with women.
22:14No problem with women.
22:14No problem with women.
22:15No problem with women.
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