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00:00The End
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00:11Geez-a-loo, look at Jeffrey, he's skipping.
00:15He's having fun, Frank.
00:17Then he should try curtsying, that's fun too.
00:21He reminds me of you, Raymond.
00:24I didn't do that, Mom.
00:26Yes, you did.
00:28I did not skip.
00:30To my loo.
00:35This is boring.
00:36Will you take me to the playground now, Uncle Robert?
00:40Alright, for a few minutes.
00:42But listen, there's plenty of monkey bars out there.
00:45Not everyone has to climb on me.
00:49Please?
00:51Alright.
00:57Why don't you bring some cushions of something?
01:00This bench is killing me.
01:02He's crushing his brain.
01:05Sure.
01:06These seats don't bother you.
01:10Hey, if you two can't get along, I'm gonna separate you.
01:13You mean legally?
01:15Really?
01:19Another season of Everybody Loves Raymond.
01:24It's ===
01:24He-a-a-a-a-a-a hey!
01:41All right.
01:42They're going to escape as you do...
01:43You're gonna fight this thing.
01:43The only thing is to the crowd, and a-a-a-a-a-ut-ofgestellt game.
01:45If you're-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
01:48-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
01:49-a-a-a-a-a-a.
01:55Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey!
02:02Yay, Joey! Way to go! Good job, Joey!
02:05Oh, no, Jeffrey, watch Joey!
02:08Well, look at him, he's staggering around out there.
02:16All right, no more Bloody Marys for breakfast.
02:25What? What is it? What does he need?
02:27I think he wants to use the bathroom.
02:29Yeah, well, that's just how he runs.
02:36What is it, honey?
02:38Find out what he wants.
02:41What? What do you want?
02:42Go down there.
02:44No, they don't know I'm with him.
02:51All right, what, what, what, Jeffrey? What are you trying to tell us?
02:55Did you bring anything for me to eat?
02:59Anything to eat? You're asking me about food?
03:02Come on, get the ball, okay?
03:04Pretend the ball is food. Go ahead. Go on out there.
03:07Go on out there. It'll talk about food.
03:11Yeah, Charlie Hustle wants to know if we brought anything to eat.
03:17Would you mind if I live vicariously through Joey?
03:22I should have brought food. I made cannelloni this morning.
03:27That's gone.
03:33Where is Alex?
03:34They're still out there.
03:36All the kids kept spinning me on this merry-go-round thing.
03:40I kept telling them to stop, but they wouldn't.
03:42They just kept laughing and pushing me.
03:47I need a minute.
03:56Jeffrey, your team has the balls.
03:59You don't gotta play defense now.
04:04It's okay, Jeffrey. You're doing great.
04:07Hey, Big Jeff.
04:08Oh, here we go.
04:11Give me a break.
04:14Would you just cheer?
04:15What? I'm not doing anything wrong.
04:17I'm just fooling around.
04:19I'm fooling around, everybody.
04:20We'll still let them sleep inside tonight.
04:25How you doing there, Jeffrey?
04:26Good hustle, Big Jeff.
04:28Yay, Jeffrey.
04:29Way to go, Jeffrey.
04:41Oh, when we get home, I'll get you something for your tum-tum.
04:45Look, that's...
04:46That's okay, Ma.
04:48I'm fine now.
04:49Stop rubbing my tummy!
04:52Hey, remember the time you had that clam roll at Howard Johnson's?
04:57All right, Dad.
04:59And you washed it down with a strawberry milkshake?
05:03I remember, Dad. Please stop.
05:06I had a sardine sandwich with onions and mayonnaise,
05:13and it was warm, I recall.
05:18Why do this?
05:20I find your discomfort amusing.
05:25All right, plenty of snacks left over.
05:27Who wants some cheese sticks and guava nectar?
05:33I'll be up, sir.
05:35Excuse me.
05:37Raymond?
05:38Hey, Coach Brian.
05:39Hello.
05:40Can we talk for just a moment?
05:42Yeah? Yeah, what?
05:44What, is this about Jeffrey skipping?
05:46Because we're going to work on that.
05:47Oh, no, no, no.
05:48Not at all.
05:48He's more than welcome to skip.
05:51Well, then, he's your man.
05:54Let's sit for a second, shall we?
05:56All right.
05:58You know, Raymond,
06:00I couldn't help overhearing some of the things
06:03that you were saying in the stands today,
06:04and it concerned me.
06:06Yeah, listen, listen.
06:07Excuse me.
06:07I was still speaking.
06:11I'm concerned that maybe we're dealing
06:14with some misplaced priorities here.
06:16Now, I understand that you're a prominent sports writer,
06:19and you deal with grown-up teams
06:21that are very concerned with winning and losing.
06:23Look, I know what you...
06:24Excuse me.
06:25Still speaking.
06:27But I think we all need to understand
06:29that the space outside the hoop
06:33is just as valid as the space inside the hoop.
06:41Hmm.
06:43You don't often hear that from a basketball coach.
06:46Well, you know, competition isn't really
06:49what we're all about.
06:50I know.
06:51I know.
06:52It's about fun.
06:54I mean, fun!
06:56Yeah.
06:57Just give me a break.
06:59It's 8 o'clock in the morning.
07:00Well, Raymond,
07:01all I'm trying to say
07:02is that when you kid around,
07:04it seems that you're genuinely concerned
07:06that Jeffrey's doing something bad.
07:08Well, no, no, no, no.
07:09That's not it at all.
07:11Why make fun of your son?
07:13I wasn't making fun.
07:14I was making fun-y.
07:20He's allergic to the basketball?
07:22That's not funny.
07:30It is a little funny.
07:33You know,
07:34you know,
07:35often a parent belittles a child from the sideline
07:37because that parent himself
07:39is a frustrated athlete.
07:40Well, no, no, no way.
07:42I was good at sports.
07:43It's not that that's important.
07:45Look, look.
07:46You worry that I'm too serious here,
07:48but it's just the opposite.
07:51I've accepted.
07:51I've got one kid out there
07:52who's good at basketball
07:53and one kid who can't do anything out there
07:55except spin around
07:56and pretend he's Scooby-Doo.
08:06Hello, referee!
08:16You're wrong!
08:33Hey, the next time Robert says he's nauseous,
08:35he's walking home.
08:38I had to hose off the whole side of the van.
08:42As far as the street goes,
08:44I think we're just gonna have to pray for rain.
08:48Jeffrey quit basketball.
08:51What do you mean?
08:52When?
08:52Just now.
08:53They're up there changing out of their uniforms.
08:55He hands me his
08:55and says he doesn't want to play anymore.
08:58Oh.
09:00I wonder why that is.
09:05Gee, I don't know.
09:08But I was just talking to him
09:10and I was thinking it could possibly be related to you
09:13telling his coach
09:15that he looked like Scooby-Doo.
09:18I never said that.
09:20Then what did you say?
09:21I don't know,
09:22but I did not say that exactly.
09:25What did you say, Ray?
09:29I was having a private conversation
09:32with Brian Trenberth,
09:33who, by the way,
09:34knows squat about basketball.
09:35And the exact thing I said was that
09:38Jeffrey was good at spinning around
09:40and pretending to be Scooby-Doo.
09:44Good at spinning and pretending.
09:52And Jeff heard you.
09:54So, look, I know...
09:55And you were making your stupid comments
09:57through the whole game
09:57and everybody else heard you.
09:59Okay, but the only thing he heard was Scooby-Doo.
10:01Nobody quits from that.
10:04You think that he quit from that?
10:07I'll talk to him.
10:08Wait a minute.
10:10What are you gonna say to him?
10:11I'm gonna talk to him.
10:12Don't worry.
10:13Don't worry?
10:14Tell me what you're gonna say.
10:15I don't have to run things by you.
10:17You're not in charge here.
10:20Ray.
10:21I'm gonna say...
10:25that...
10:26that it was a joke
10:28and I was just kidding
10:29and he should play basketball
10:30because it's a blast
10:31and let's all have some bubblegum.
10:34You're not gonna apologize?
10:37See?
10:37This is why you don't know anything
10:39about anything.
10:40If I go up there
10:41and apologize to Jeffrey
10:42then he thinks I have something
10:43to apologize about
10:44and then all of a sudden
10:46it's a big deal
10:47when it's not a big deal.
10:48It is a big deal!
10:50No!
10:50No!
10:51No, it's not!
10:53Hey, weren't you the one
10:54who came up with the
10:55laugh when they fall down trick
10:57so they won't know
10:58they hurt themselves?
10:59Well, he didn't fall down today.
11:00It's as if you pushed him down.
11:02That is a completely wrong analogy!
11:09If anything,
11:10today it was like
11:11I patted him on the back
11:13and he tripped.
11:16You're not going near my son.
11:17Come on!
11:19This is nothing.
11:20Hey,
11:21you know what my father
11:22used to do to me
11:23when I was a kid?
11:24I remember one time
11:25I was getting ready
11:26for the senior prom
11:27and I was combing my hair
11:29in the hallway mirror
11:30and he pushes past me
11:32and goes
11:32bad haircut
11:33I can still see your face.
11:37How did that make you feel?
11:41What?
11:41Nothing.
11:44I knew that he was
11:45just trying to be funny.
11:48All right.
11:49All right.
11:50Felt bad for a second
11:51but then I forgot about it.
11:54Until now?
11:57Listen,
11:58this wasn't like that.
11:59All I really did
12:01was say a little joke.
12:02Like your dad.
12:05You know,
12:06you've told me
12:07that haircut story before.
12:12It was just a little joke.
12:18I didn't mean it.
12:20I know you didn't.
12:23I'll talk to him.
12:25I'm going to need
12:26lots of gum.
12:31Hey, Jeffrey.
12:32Hi, Daddy.
12:34Hey.
12:36Listen, Jeff.
12:39What you doing there?
12:40Magnum Man.
12:41He sticks to things.
12:42That is so great.
12:46Listen, Jeff,
12:47can I talk to you?
12:48I want to talk to you
12:49about what happened
12:49at basketball today.
12:51Okay?
12:51Yeah, let me see.
12:52Let me see Magnum Man.
12:53Let me...
12:54Okay.
12:55Oh, let's go.
12:55Hey, hey, where are we going?
12:56Whoa, phew.
12:58Whoa.
13:00Oh, yeah.
13:02Okay, listen.
13:05Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
13:07I want to talk to you.
13:08Um,
13:11so, Jeffrey,
13:12I heard that you were thinking
13:14about quitting basketball.
13:15Yes.
13:17Why?
13:18I'm no good.
13:20Who said that?
13:21Who...
13:22You're terrific.
13:23Nobody said you're no good.
13:24Who told you that?
13:25Michael's good.
13:26He said so.
13:28Oh.
13:29See, no.
13:30Michael's good,
13:31and so are you.
13:33Here's what happened.
13:35I was talking to Coach Brian today
13:37about something else,
13:39and you heard me say a little joke.
13:42Daddy does that sometimes,
13:43but I was just kidding.
13:45Like when you call me poopy head.
13:47I know you really don't think
13:48I'm a poopy head.
13:53Okay.
13:54Maybe bad example.
13:57Look, here's the thing.
14:00I was wrong to say that joke today,
14:03and I'm sorry.
14:04Okay?
14:06Okay.
14:07Good.
14:08Good.
14:08I'm glad.
14:09You know you're my boy, right?
14:12Yeah.
14:17Okay, then.
14:18So, and I want you to play basketball
14:19because you really are very good.
14:21No, I'm not.
14:22Yes, you are.
14:23I told you I was just kidding
14:24about Scooby-Doo and all that.
14:25So, you can play basketball now.
14:28But I don't want to.
14:29Yes, you do.
14:30It's fun.
14:31But I'm the worst.
14:33You're not the worst.
14:34I don't want to hear that talk anymore.
14:36All you got to do is keep trying.
14:37Hey, remember the story
14:39of the tortoise and the hare,
14:40and the tortoise was way behind in the race,
14:42but he kept saying,
14:44I think I can.
14:45I think I can.
14:48A train said that.
14:52Okay.
14:53It doesn't matter who said it.
14:55What matters is,
14:57that is a true story.
15:00And all you got to do
15:02is keep thinking you can
15:03and keep playing,
15:05and you will win that race.
15:06Do I have to?
15:08Yes!
15:08No, no.
15:10No, no.
15:11You don't have to.
15:12I don't want anyone
15:13to think that I'm making you.
15:17But I don't want you
15:18to miss out on the fun.
15:19That's the most important part,
15:20the fun.
15:22No, thanks.
15:29You know what else
15:30basketball players get all the time?
15:34Lots and lots of gum.
15:47Would anybody like devil eggs?
15:49Yeah, I'll take a couple more, Mom.
15:51Hey, you're walking off.
15:59You know, honey,
16:01if anything,
16:02pull Mommy's face up.
16:08Daddy?
16:09Yeah?
16:10What, buddy?
16:11I'm bored.
16:12Oh, well,
16:13maybe you should go
16:13to the playground.
16:14But I want to play.
16:18What?
16:19In the game?
16:21Oh, yeah, absolutely.
16:22Come on.
16:25All right.
16:27Great.
16:27That was great.
16:28Great.
16:29Everybody was good.
16:29Super duper job, everybody.
16:31Let's rehydrate
16:32and come right back.
16:33Coach Bryant,
16:35Jeffrey has something
16:35he wants to ask you.
16:37Sure.
16:38What can I do for you,
16:39my friend?
16:40Can I play?
16:42Well, Jeffrey,
16:43before you said
16:43you didn't feel like playing,
16:44but now,
16:46you changed your mind
16:47and you want to play?
16:48You heard him.
16:51Coach?
16:51Brian?
16:52Coach Brian?
16:54Jeffrey,
16:54if you want to play,
16:56I'll put you right in.
16:58You can be number seven
16:59if you're ready
17:00to have fun.
17:01He's ready.
17:03Okay, I'll go sit.
17:04Hey, hey, number seven.
17:05You know who else
17:05was number seven?
17:06Mickey Mantle.
17:07I believe that's baseball.
17:08I know.
17:10Brian.
17:13But he was still great.
17:15And it was a sport, too.
17:18And he had fun,
17:19and that's the most
17:19important thing.
17:33That's all right, buddy.
17:35Next time, pick it up.
17:37If you want to.
17:38Looking good out there.
17:45All right,
17:46ready to play tough D.
17:51What are you doing?
17:52Wait, I'm trying to keep it alive
17:53up here.
17:54Here we go, Jeffrey.
17:55Here we go.
17:59Where are you going?
18:02Different family.
18:13Dribbling isn't everything.
18:15Wait, get the ball.
18:17Wait, get the ball.
18:19Wait, get the ball.
18:25Where are you having fun out there?
18:28So fun!
18:47Hey, that looks like fun.
18:49Hey!
18:54Calm down.
18:56Hey, I'm here for him.
18:57Maybe you're a little
18:58too here for him.
19:00Do you want to help out?
19:00How about a little chatter?
19:06Hey, foul.
19:08He was fouled.
19:09Two shots!
19:10Oh, he gets two shots.
19:16All right, Jeffrey,
19:17don't worry.
19:18Whatever you do in life
19:19is great.
19:25Hold it, buddy.
19:27Behind the line.
19:28That's all right, honey.
19:29It's a common mistake.
19:31We've all done that, right?
19:34Would you sit out?
19:52Oh, did you see that?
19:54Oh, man, that was great.
19:55Oh, man, that was great.
19:58Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey.
20:01Jeffrey!
20:05Yeah, okay, I know.
20:06I know.
20:07You got another shot.
20:08Yeah.
20:09This one doesn't matter either,
20:10Jeffrey, whatever you want.
20:25Jeffrey!
20:26Jeffrey!
20:27Did you see my boy?
20:28Did you see my boy?
20:29Did you see my boy?
20:31Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
20:34I'm all right.
20:34I'm okay, I'm okay.
20:36Way to go, Jeffrey.
20:37Yeah, you too, Michael.
20:38I didn't forget about you.
20:40I have two sons, yeah,
20:41and a daughter.
20:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody.
20:46Move over, move over.
20:47Ow.
20:49Ow.
20:50Ow.
20:51Is that your dad?
20:54Ow.
21:03Okay, kids, great fun today.
21:06I'm proud of both of you.
21:07Hey, listen, Jeffrey,
21:08it wouldn't have mattered
21:08if you missed those shots,
21:10but you did.
21:10You made them both.
21:11I love you.
21:12I love you both, guys.
21:14I'll see you in the morning.
21:15Good night.
21:16Good night.
21:16Good night.
21:19Good night.
21:20Oh.
21:26Okay, happy, here.
21:29That's very nice.
21:31That's very nice.
21:32Okay, where you going?
21:33Where you going?
21:34Where you going?
21:34Where I'm going?
21:36Where I'm going?
21:38Whoa!
21:39Whoa!
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