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00:05oh hey guys hey glad you're here either one of you free tonight
00:10this is a little uncomfortable I mean right in front of Ray no seriously Ray
00:16and I are gonna go to a play with some friends tonight we have an extra ticket
00:19is there nudity all right come on Gianni it's an extra ticket that's gonna go to
00:25waste huh it's just me Ray and Amy Roberts Amy no it's just Amy she dropped the
00:31Robert when they broke up all right you know what forget it I'll just give the
00:35extra ticket to one of my girlfriends oh no come three women and me at a play
00:40please Johnny please go come on I'll buy you dinner all right I'll go
00:43Johnny's going all right good good see this is what true friend is for you save
00:49me if you get one with nudity I'm in
00:57hey hey hey what's the chances of you whipping me up an omelet
01:05oh hey what are you doing breakfast yet you were laughing I thought you were in a good mood
01:14good morning hey Robert hey so what are you doing I'm hoping the prize in here is an omelet
01:27so I heard you went on a little double date with Amy and Johnny wasn't a date how'd you know
01:33about
01:33that anyway what are you forgetting I'm a cop I got eyes all over this city baby yeah any of
01:40those
01:41guys watching a dress this morning that's funny that's a keeper very funny so did they sit next to
01:52each other in the theater Amy and Johnny yeah those are the seats that we have
01:58ah the assigned seats yeah good for you that's the way to go oh my looking like we're gonna get
02:10a
02:10little rain today no really yeah a little bit a little bit so what do they have there seats with
02:22armrests yeah did they share one did they show an armrest Robert this isn't bothering you is it
02:30because it's been quite a while since you broke up with Amy and and you seem so eager to date
02:35other
02:40I just want to make sure that you know she's not getting hurt and hurt oh you know what Gianni
02:47is
02:47like Raymond when it comes to the women oh you don't have to play dumb Raymond you're the one always
02:54begging him to tell his latest erotic escapade what are you lying for wire we don't drink our coffee and
03:12lie okay nice try I know you're concerned about Amy Robert but she's an adult and she's not gonna let
03:23anybody take advantage of her yep you're right you're right she can handle herself well I should
03:30be getting out of here before that rain starts it's really all I was worried about I mean she is
03:34free to
03:34date whoever she wants and that's a ladies man like Gianni so be it I hope they're happy I really
03:42do
04:01oh holy cow I've never seen him like this all right don't laugh don't laugh what we're brothers oh I
04:10broke my pinky once he laughed for three days
04:15hi Raymond oh hi mom where's Debra dear she's upstairs but she wanted me to ask you if you could
04:21make me some eggs
04:33I just saw Robert leave he he looked angry he was upset is everything okay yeah yeah yeah he's fine
04:41you could you melt some cheese in there of course
04:45so what's the matter with mom does it have to do with Amy yeah how'd you know that well it
04:51was over the house for breakfast and I happened to mention that
04:54Gianni went with Amy to a play last night of course that's how he knew eyes all over the city
05:02hi Marie hey why'd you tell my mother about Amy and Gianni what I don't know we took the kids
05:10to the dentist and we were talking it just came up
05:13oh
05:16well you took the kids to the dentist two days ago yeah so what so we didn't know about Gianni
05:23until yesterday
05:25yeah oh whatever okay I'm late
05:28wait a minute how could you tell my mom two days ago about Gianni and Amy when when your friend
05:35didn't cancel
05:36till yesterday I don't know Ray I'm late who cares when I told her oh my god there was no
05:41canceled ticket
05:42was there huh you plan this whole thing thing this this this get Robert jealous thing please why would
05:51I do that because because Amy's your friend and Robert broke up with her and this will make him
05:57run back to her and men are bad and women have to stick together so one day they can be
06:03president
06:12let me tell you something
06:15the fact that Robert got jealous only means he still has feelings for her
06:25and and the genius part of it all was leaking it to my mother because you knew oh you knew
06:32that
06:33telling her was just like whispering it into Robert's ear unbelievable you believe that ma she played you she played
06:42you like a fiddle
06:54mom
06:55mom
06:58your eggs are ready right now
07:00oh my god you're in on it this is it's sick
07:05who else is in on it huh Amy and Johnny in on the whole thing too all I needed was
07:09Deborah
07:11it was your idea yes it was and it's a good one
07:15Robert needed this to happen to him so he could realize
07:17what Amy meant to him before it's too late
07:20but you can't do this you're trying to create
07:23fate you can't create fate then it's not fate then it's like voodoo
07:35this is unbelievable
07:37the two of you are finally working together
07:41huh
07:43I'm telling Robert
07:44hey wait a minute let me ask you something
07:46you want Robert to be alone for the rest of his life
07:48no no but but still
07:50don't you think Robert deserves to be happy and to have a family
07:52yes but it's just supposed to happen
07:55you're evil I'm telling Robert
07:58you hold it right there Raymond
08:05years ago I gave birth to two beautiful boys
08:10and I wanted nothing more than to see them grow up
08:13get married and give me grandchildren
08:17now if you want to take that dream away from me
08:19by all means you go and tell that to Robert
08:25and I'll just be back across the street living out the rest of my life
08:30as best I can
08:33with a hole in my heart
09:02so you've made me an accomplice
09:06your soul is as black as night
09:11hey guys
09:12hey Gianni
09:13hey hey listen we're going golf tomorrow
09:15I'm taking you to make up for last night
09:17we better golf that play was brutal
09:19listen I just stopped by real quick to ask if you guys want to have dinner again tonight with me
09:23and Amy
09:25what
09:25what
09:26yeah we really hit it off she's great we're going out again tonight you guys want to come
09:35yeah
09:36yeah yeah
09:38yeah that would be nice
09:42look at what you did
09:50hello Raymond
09:51hey
09:51where's Deborah dear
09:53upstairs
09:54what are you working on plan b
09:58don't be silly
10:09so what the hell happened here
10:12Robert found out Amy went to a play with Gianni pulled off the doorknob
10:19poor bastard
10:22he gets that from me
10:24what
10:25the jealousy
10:26you know
10:28this knob is nothing
10:30i was once so jealous over your mother
10:32that i put my fist through with the soda
10:36you punched the car
10:38yeah your mother and i were still dating
10:41when she started to turn the screws on me to get engaged
10:45but there was still plenty of fish in the sea and i wasn't ready to hang up my tackle box
10:54then i hear through the grapevine she's going to make dinner
10:57for chuck pecorella
11:02long story short i spent the night in the hospital trying to pull his headlight out of my knuckle
11:08you got that way over mom
11:10yeah
11:11i don't know
11:13when your mother cooks
11:15it's something
11:17what do you call it
11:20special
11:23i didn't want her doing that for some other guy
11:26they stitched up my hand
11:28i went straight to her house
11:31and from then on she cooks only for me
11:36wow i didn't know that's how it all started that's a nice story that
11:40yeah i don't like to tell it
11:42because it doesn't have a happy ending
11:56hey you two hi hey johnny raising the kitchen with his father oh yeah let me go say hello to
12:03mr b
12:06isn't that cute how johnny calls frank mr b
12:09yeah
12:10so
12:12anyway
12:13you know amy i don't know why i was wondering this but have you heard from robert lately
12:17robert no not in a while
12:20yeah but it's okay you know i never knew that johnny and ray delivered futons together oh yeah
12:25that's back when they were swinging bachelors
12:28not much has changed for johnny he's still swinging
12:33i gotta tell you i can see why he's popular with the girls he's so cute
12:38hey yeah
12:42hello amy oh marie oh
12:45oh you look great thank you you're not wearing heels do you miss that
12:58what do you mean well i mean johnny is so
13:05hey mrs b hello little gianni
13:14let's go all aboard the love train oh no wait raymond just tonight i barely had a chance to visit
13:20with amy actually we have an eight o'clock reservation so we probably should get going
13:24yeah let's go no can't you wait just two minutes more no ma we got a hot double date
13:28okay but what's the rush ray your mom and amy were chatting and i'm sure it was fascinating let's go
13:51hello robert amy hey man
14:03what are you doing here my call told me to come over said she smelled gas
14:20no one else smells it listen robert this is a little weird for me no no no no reason for
14:26you
14:26to feel weird you're not the one watching your girlfriend go out with one of his buddies
14:31wait a minute robert i'm not your girlfriend i never thought you would like this amy what does
14:36that mean sounds like someone still cares for you
14:42hey if you're interested i got a lot of single buddies at the precinct that i'm close to you want
14:45their phone numbers too look robert i didn't know no no no johnny it's okay you don't have to explain
14:51anything deb we'll meet you at the car maybe we should just no no no it's okay i'll be out
14:55in a
14:55minute go ahead johnny please
15:07did you want to say anything else
15:10did you want to say anything else
15:18nothing
15:19i didn't think so
15:56what did i do
16:00hey don't be so hard on yourself robert okay the truth is these two over here they're
16:12believe me robert i know exactly how you're feeling
16:16i was just such a jerk to amy no you weren't i think she knows you were joking
16:26what is wrong with me why did i do that you love her hey whoa whoa whoa hold on you
16:32maniac okay
16:35no guy wants to see his ex go out with a friend just because he freaked out doesn't mean he
16:39loved
16:40her okay don't you two think you've done enough robert let me tell you what they did okay
17:06i think this is proof that you and amy belong together now i know
17:13you know you weren't trying to hurt her feelings you just couldn't contain your passion
17:20you may have said the wrong thing but there's a way to fix this
17:27it's not too late for you to go after amy and tell her what is truly in your heart
17:34wait a minute
17:43they set this whole thing up robert to get you jealous they put amy and johnny together it was
17:49a big scheme don't you go back out with amy because of what just happened you think about
17:53how you feel and not how they say you feel they're throwing the voodoo at you
17:59and look at what happened huh people are starting to get hurt but let me tell you something ladies
18:03you're not going to stop me from doing what's right because you cannot manufacture love
18:21mom
18:22ma is this true
18:27it was deborah's idea it was not
18:32oh my god i can't believe this you set me up we're just trying to help you robby help me
18:39all
18:40right what did i miss i think i blacked out for a minute
18:44yes just to help you robert we thought this is what you needed yeah because they know what every
18:49guy needs shut up ray oh what are you gonna do to me i'm numb from here down
18:57how can this help out any relationship this is sick it's sick sorry robert we didn't mean it to
19:04go this far oh really how is it supposed to go well i'll tell you
19:13back when your father and i was seeing each other he found out that i had a date with a
19:19man called chuck pecorella and frank came running back to me it was so sweet it was the first time
19:27he ever expressed his true emotions yeah ma those were his true emotions because it wasn't a scheme
19:33it just happened don't be naive raymond what what do you mean chuck pecorella was gay
19:49what your father didn't need to know that all he needed to know is what he was feeling
19:54all right the knob's fixed but go easy on it because it ain't giant proof
20:03i think i'm gonna go home and work my way through a carton of ho-hos
20:08you know what tan tomorrow maybe you and i can pick up amy and drop by robert's apartment
20:14and then the four of us can work this whole thing out you stay away from me
20:20women
20:24i'm starting to think that maybe chuck pecorella has the right idea
20:32what chuck pecorella never mind frank that guy owes me i'm serving his life sentence
20:45excellent work
20:50come on they're out there we gotta go
20:54are you coming
20:57yeah you never listen to me can you
21:11boy amy and johnny really got something going don't they all right ray i saw i'm just saying they
21:18were really digging each other okay ray you were right
21:31i was right
21:35should have learned my lesson the first time
21:38what do you mean first time yeah it was nothing i had this boyfriend in college and
21:43yeah he was really something when he broke up with me i had this whole plan to get him back
21:48what'd you do i married you
22:28could have learned myack
22:32is
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