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00:02oh great you're all here I was just thinking that myself I have some exciting
00:08news your blue ox came home I was gonna say dr. Frankenstein built a bride
00:28what's going on Robert okay I just got a call from the FBI my captain has connections there
00:39and he recommended me today special agent Thomas Garfield called to set up a job interview
00:46yeah I know I can't believe it we have a meeting tomorrow morning this is gonna be great I'm gonna
00:52get a good shave I'm gonna put on my lucky suit and ma what do you say I'll come over
00:56early and
00:57you'll make me breakfast yeah I'm thinking funny shape pancakes I'm just surprised about all of
01:04this I thought you were gonna do your 20 years and then retire yeah I know but ma this is
01:09the FBI I
01:11I mean this is like a whole new phase in my life Robert Barone part two this time he's fatter
01:28good pancakes yeah juice what you're gonna have some juice oh no because I was just thinking you
01:37might want some before your big FBI interview no actually I'm feeling pretty good get me some
01:43juice oh great ma thanks for ironing that for me okay and put this trench coat on over it no
01:58don't need
01:59it just my lucky suit yes but I think you should wear this coat because it makes you look very
02:03FBI ish
02:05all right you know put it on now so you get used to it well can I finish my breakfast
02:12first oh sure sure how
02:14how about my juice all right
02:23hey what happened to the back of your jacket
02:27what you got a big burn mark on the back of your jacket what
02:36oh my god oh my god ma what happened um I think that was already there
02:46ma okay I had the television on and a commercial for some sports program came on and it said that
02:53Raymond was gonna be on it oh my god but he never told me and I started to wonder why
02:59I have to hear
03:00about it on TV instead of him telling me so you burned my lucky suit
03:05I was distracted did he tell you anything about being on a sports program who cares
03:10don't yell at me the person we should be upset with is Raymond
03:19this was my lucky suit well I think you're down to lucky pants
03:27what happened ma
03:29oh you ruined my lucky suit the most important day of my life how many times do I have to
03:34apologize
03:37what am I gonna do well you're gonna go and change what you don't need a lucky suit you're a
03:42wonderful
03:42boy and you're a wonderful ironer that's enough Frank now I gotta go through my interview in an
03:51unlucky suit just because you're not wearing your lucky suit doesn't mean that whatever you do wear
03:55will be unlucky look at my life all my other clothes are unlucky
04:05I feel terrible uh it'll be all right listen get me some juice
04:21stupid suit
04:23i hate you i hate you i hate you
04:49oh no
04:55why don't we get started all right so what's that my permanent record yes
05:05let's see 19 years NYPD no disciplinary actions 11 commendations very nice yes the commendations
05:14are nice but really the job is its own reward well that's the kind of attitude we look for around
05:20here it's about teamwork being part of a team your water oh thank you so much and this fax came
05:26for you sir
05:30so as i was saying is this a joke excuse me
05:37dear fbi agent garfield i'm writing to ask for your understanding
05:42you have an interview this morning with my son robert barone
05:52i think you will find robert to be an exceptional candidate for the job
05:57he is hard-working brave and handsome
06:06but i feel i have hurt his chances somewhat you see he has a lucky suit
06:16and while i was ironing this morning i ruined it he was very upset so he might be a little
06:21distracted
06:23please don't hold this against him if anything blame me i don't mind i'm used to it
06:32of course it's also my other son raymond barone's fault he's a famous sports writer perhaps you've
06:40heard of him but mostly i'm to blame i only wanted robert to look his best thank you for understanding
06:47sincerely marie barone
07:16yes
07:17Oh, God.
07:21Please ask Robert to forgive me.
07:24I tried, but it'll mean more coming from you.
07:32Please forgive your mother.
07:41Mom, I didn't purposely not tell you I was going to be on TV.
07:44I just forgot.
07:45Then maybe I'll just forget to watch.
07:50Fine, don't watch.
07:52Fine, I won't.
07:53What time is it on?
07:56So I'll know when not to watch.
08:09What? What?
08:11Oh, my God.
08:13Robert, you scared me.
08:20How did your interview go?
08:23Come here.
08:24Let me tell you about it.
08:28Didn't it go well?
08:29Oh, it was going okay.
08:31And then Agent Garfield read me a letter about Crazy Robert and his lucky suit.
08:38What?
08:39I never said crazy.
08:42Mom, what did you do?
08:43She faxed the FBI a letter about how she ruined my lucky suit.
08:47I wasn't sure it went through.
08:49It's the first time I ever used a fax machine.
08:53Marie, why don't you go into the kitchen and, Robert, how about you just stay here and maybe blink a
08:58few times?
09:04Why would you do it?
09:05Why would you send a letter?
09:07The guy looked at me like I was the pathetic, candy-ass mama's boy.
09:11Then he seems awfully critical.
09:13He's the FBI, ma!
09:14I wasn't applied for a job at the Gap!
09:31Frank, turn the television off.
09:34Why?
09:35Because we're talking!
09:36So I'll turn it up louder.
09:39Frank!
09:41Frank, Robert's meeting didn't go very well.
09:45What meeting?
09:47With the FBI, Dad.
09:48Pay attention.
09:49Hey, you know what?
09:50I'll take his cluelessness over her sabotage any day of the week.
09:54My what?
09:55You heard me.
09:55You're sabotage.
09:56You're a saboteur.
09:58Saboteur!
10:00I don't understand.
10:01I'm just trying to help you.
10:03Oh, oh, help.
10:04Help.
10:05Help.
10:05You're trying to help me?
10:06Help.
10:06Help.
10:06Like the guy who shaves your ankles before the electric chair?
10:09Is that the kind of help?
10:10Dead further help!
10:11Why do I owe you?
10:14All right.
10:14You're upset because you fear your interview didn't go as well as it could.
10:18And I'm sorry, too.
10:19But that doesn't give you the right to lash out at me.
10:22Listen to me, woman!
10:24Woman!
10:30Now, if this was the only time that you ever screwed me up, I just would have gone home
10:34and said, oh, that mom.
10:42But this is just the latest in your psychotic series of attempts to keep me down!
10:48Oh, Robert, I think you're getting carried away.
10:51Deborah, please.
10:52We're talking.
10:59Oh, come on, Deb.
11:01Come on.
11:01You know how she is.
11:03Now's your chance.
11:04Tell her how you feel.
11:05Tell her.
11:06It's time to rise up.
11:07Cast off the shackles.
11:11Easy there, Spartacus.
11:16Yeah, yeah, Robert, in hindsight, maybe faxing that letter wasn't the best idea, but I think
11:21Marie was only trying to help...
11:22Wait a minute.
11:23Wait a minute.
11:25You're gonna stand there and tell me that she doesn't wrap her tentacles around every part
11:30of your life and squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze.
11:34That's not what you're gonna tell me right now!
11:43Okay, but she's not a saboteur.
11:47Robbie, please.
11:48Why would I want to keep you from getting that job?
11:51So you could keep your family the way you like it, with you sitting on top, Queen Marie.
11:57This is crazy talk.
11:59Oh, yeah?
12:00Everyone else isn't below you?
12:02Look, here's little Prince Raymond, heir to the throne.
12:06What throne?
12:07Shut up!
12:10You say shut up to the prince?
12:15And then you have your court jester, with his bald head and weighty behind.
12:22And then there's me, the peasant, the serf, and God forbid I should move up just a little,
12:28because it might upset your perfect order!
12:30Oh, you can't actually believe that!
12:33What am I supposed to believe?
12:35Well, I would never believe that!
12:35No, look, enough!
12:38Just...
12:39Just stay out of my life.
12:47All right, then.
12:49If that's what you want.
12:51That's what I want.
12:56I really think the FBI could use my son.
13:05Mrs. Barone.
13:06Now, I know he overreacted a little to my letter, but I think he'd be an asset to your organization.
13:12Yeah, Mrs. Barone.
13:13So, could you pick up the phone and call me?
13:14Mrs. Barone.
13:15Yes?
13:16How did you get in here?
13:21Well, I talked to the men up front, and I told them I had to speak to you about my
13:26son, Robert,
13:26and they asked me if I was the lucky suit lady, which I guess I am.
13:33So, I said yes, and they smiled and they let me in.
13:38Bastards.
13:41I wanted to talk to you face to face.
13:45That letter, I just scribbled that out to get to you as fast as I could.
13:49Mrs. Barone, I'm trying to understand why you're really here.
13:53I'm a mother.
13:56I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
13:58You have a picture of your dear mother looking at you every day.
14:04That's my wife.
14:13A handsome woman.
14:16Mrs. Barone, I'm beginning to think you really don't want your son to have this job.
14:21Did Robbie tell you to say that to me?
14:23No, Frank, did my husband call you?
14:25No, I'm just looking at the evidence.
14:27Evidence?
14:27What evidence?
14:28Well, you did ruin his lucky suit.
14:30Well, that was an accident.
14:32Or part of a pattern of behavior.
14:34Yes, love, love, love.
14:39Then, you wrote this letter, which you said you scribbled out in a hurry.
14:42That's right.
14:43Mrs. Barone, I spent a year teaching handwriting analysis at the academy.
14:48I always got A's in penmanship, so I don't know where you're going with this.
14:59This letter was written with a cool and purposeful hand.
15:02No, I was in a rush.
15:04And then, even though Robert told you the letter embarrassed him, now you arrive in person.
15:09I wanted to fix what I did.
15:11I made cookies.
15:15Double chocolate chip.
15:18Mrs. Barone, you seem like an intelligent woman.
15:21Have a cookie.
15:24Do you really think that a mother interfering to the extent that you have could possibly help
15:28a man get a job with the FBI?
15:34There's something else going on.
15:40He was supposed to retire.
15:49He's a year away from not being a police officer, which means I could stop worrying about him
15:56every second of the day.
15:57I want him to be safe.
16:00Now he wants to go from one dangerous job to another.
16:04How long do I have to walk around with a knot in my stomach?
16:08Forever?
16:12I can't do it anymore.
16:16It's too much.
16:25But he wants this job.
16:29It'll make him happy.
16:31And he should be happy.
16:35So, yes, he should have this job.
16:37Please, give him this job.
16:43I can't do that.
16:44No, no, no, no.
16:45Don't blame him.
16:46You can punish me.
16:48Put one of those tracking things on my legs
16:52so I can't get out of the house.
16:54And if you met my husband, you know that's punishment enough.
17:02Mrs. Barone, the reason your son isn't getting this job has nothing to do with you.
17:07He's a fine officer.
17:09It's just that there are better qualified candidates for the position.
17:13Better qualified than my Robbie?
17:16Yes.
17:22All right, let me tell you something.
17:30My Robbie's too good for you.
17:32That's right.
17:34He's too good for this place.
17:35And maybe you could use a lucky suit
17:37because that's a horrible color on you.
17:40And your wife does look like your mother.
17:47Do you validate parking?
18:01Hello, Robbie.
18:05Hey.
18:07May I come in?
18:12I made your cookies double chocolate chip.
18:23You know, I was thinking about what you said.
18:26Uh-huh.
18:28About me sabotaging you.
18:31And although I'm not crazy about the word sabotage,
18:35maybe I understand now what you meant.
18:38Oh, yeah?
18:39Yes.
18:40See, after you said it, I went for a drive.
18:44Um, and I stopped at that diner on Roosevelt Boulevard
18:47for a cup of coffee and some banana cream pie.
18:51And then, and all of a sudden, I thought,
18:54my gosh, maybe Robbie is right.
18:58Really?
18:59I, it just hit me all of a sudden.
19:03Really?
19:04At a diner?
19:06Over banana cream pie?
19:08It's funny how the mind works.
19:11It didn't happen at the FBI office of Agent Tom Garfield
19:15about 35 minutes ago?
19:20No, I think it was the diner.
19:25Mom.
19:27All right, so I went to visit him.
19:29Love makes you do crazy things sometimes.
19:31Banana cream pie.
19:33How did you find out?
19:35He called me.
19:36What?
19:36How dare he stick his nose into my business?
19:42Look, Mom.
19:44He told me what you said.
19:46Well, he's a liar.
19:47Look, Mom.
19:50He told me how you feel about my job.
19:53Well, I'm sorry.
19:55I can't help it.
19:58I know.
20:02Thanks.
20:11So you're going to work now?
20:12Yep.
20:14Well, then you...
20:14Oh, be careful.
20:19Come on.
20:20I'll walk into your cup.
20:22Just so you know,
20:24I didn't make everything up.
20:26I really did stop for pie.
20:28That's okay.
20:29But it was coconut.
20:30I don't know why I changed it.
20:38Oh, boy.
20:40How much longer until the Prince Raymond show comes on?
20:44Uh, I've got about a minute.
20:49I thought you weren't going to watch it, Ma.
20:50Quiet.
20:55Here, Uncle Robert.
20:57Hey, what's this?
20:59I heard about your lucky suit,
21:00so I made you this lucky hat.
21:02Oh, that sounds sweet.
21:04Well, thanks, Jeffrey.
21:05Yeah, lucky hat.
21:06That is so sweet of him.
21:07That means so much.
21:08All right, quiet.
21:08Here comes Raymond.
21:19Game chat will not be seen tonight
21:21so that we can bring you
21:22continuing to the full election cover.
21:34Do you think that they would show it?
21:36They don't even repeat it again
21:37because it's a different topic.
21:39It's a different topic.
21:41I don't repeat it.
21:42You know what?
21:42You just have to get a piece of it.
21:42I was funny, too.
21:44I was good on it.
21:44I was funny.
21:45I was good on it.
22:28I was good on it.
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