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00:02I'm so glad you're here, Mom.
00:04Oh, me too.
00:05I just think it's great that you and Dad are both coming for Thanksgiving.
00:07It really means a lot to me.
00:10Oh.
00:11Oh.
00:14Oh, man, man.
00:16Oh.
00:18With the knees, lift with the knees.
00:23Thank you, Raymond.
00:25My pleasure.
00:26There.
00:28You.
00:31Okay, all right.
00:32Oh, wait, Ray, there's something I kind of want to tell you both.
00:36Oh.
00:37Well, Deb, you can tell me later.
00:39Ray?
00:40Well, I'd love to hear it now, too.
00:41That's cool.
00:44You know your father and I have gotten along very well since the divorce.
00:48And we talk a couple of times a week, and...
00:51Well, I just wanted to let you know that your father's going to bring a friend to Thanksgiving.
00:58What?
00:59What?
01:00What do you mean?
01:02I think it's a woman friend.
01:03I got that, Ray.
01:06There you go.
01:07Yes, but really, it's all right.
01:09No, wait, wait, what do you mean he's going to bring a woman?
01:11A date?
01:13He's bringing a date.
01:14Oh, this is ridiculous.
01:17I guess be happy that it is a woman, all right?
01:28Mom, this is not right.
01:30Her coming over here with Dad, sitting across the table from you, it's just, it's got to be too weird
01:36for you.
01:37No, Debra, it won't be.
01:38We talked about it, and really, I'm fine.
01:41I don't like this at all.
01:42All right, come on, Ma.
01:43No.
01:44Marie, what do you think?
01:45What, bringing some girl, some floozy to dinner with his ex-wife?
01:49It's uncouth.
01:50Oh, I don't think she's a floozy, Marie.
01:53Then why date her?
01:54Oh, good.
02:01Wait, how come you already have a girlfriend?
02:03You've only been apart eight months.
02:05Yeah, it's unbelievable.
02:06Thank you, Robert.
02:07How come I can't find a girlfriend?
02:12Mom, I just don't think that you...
02:14Deb, Deb, Deb, I think if your mom's okay with it, isn't that what's important?
02:23Honey, you know I still care for your father very much.
02:27And if this girl is what he needs to feel better about himself, to feel younger, this ain't good for
02:33him.
02:34Okay?
02:36I guess.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Okay, good, good.
02:41And who knows, soon I just may be out there looking for an eligible younger man myself.
02:57Hey, great job today.
03:00What?
03:01What are you talking about?
03:03If your mom's okay with it, that's what's important.
03:06What?
03:07That's what you said today.
03:09Oh, yeah, right.
03:12Good night.
03:15She's not okay.
03:17She had to act that way because your whole family was there staring at her.
03:21What was she supposed to do?
03:22My parents were together for 41 years, and now my father has to go find some little chippy who makes
03:27him feel like he's still got it.
03:28Trust me, this is painful for her.
03:32I guess, but I gotta tell you, sounds to me like maybe, maybe you're not so okay with it.
03:39Oh, you're picking up on that Einstein?
03:45I wish I was Einstein, because then I'd invent a time machine and go back to when you were nice.
04:02Stop it.
04:11What?
04:12What do you want me to do?
04:13Oh, nothing.
04:14Never paid any attention to my mother before.
04:16You don't have to start now.
04:18What are you talking about?
04:18I pay attention to your mom.
04:20You don't even call her anything.
04:22You just grunt at her.
04:24How are you today, Raymond?
04:26Uh.
04:31Yeah, come in.
04:33Good night, you two.
04:34Hey, good night, Mom.
04:35Yes.
04:36Pleasant dreams, and have a happy tomorrow, my lady.
04:48Ray, I put almonds with the green beans.
04:51I remember you liked them that way.
04:53Oh, yeah, thanks.
04:55You have nice hair.
05:02Thank you for not wearing a hat.
05:10So, Ray, you're going to let Warren and his girlfriend sleep in the same bed, eh?
05:14Yeah.
05:15Hey, what if those two get married?
05:17Oh, and have a kid.
05:18Oh, that'd be awkward.
05:22Let's see.
05:23Uh, Debra already has a sister.
05:25Maybe a brother this time, huh?
05:27You can burp and change your own brother-in-law.
05:31Oh, that must be them.
05:36Um, come on.
05:38Excuse me.
05:39Hey.
05:42Hey, there's my guy, Raymond.
05:45Hey.
05:46Hello, hello.
05:48Everybody, I want you to meet Emma.
05:50Hello.
05:56Hi.
05:56Hi.
05:57Hi.
05:58Hi.
05:59Hello.
06:05No brother for Debra.
06:13Welcome.
06:14We've been expecting you.
06:16Well, not you, exactly.
06:22This is Lois, the woman I've told you so much about.
06:25I'm so happy to finally meet you.
06:27And Ray.
06:29Hi.
06:30And Robert.
06:31Hello.
06:32How are you?
06:45Marie and Frank.
06:47It's a pleasure to meet you, Emma.
06:49And that's a lovely pantsuit.
06:51Oh, this old thing.
06:53I'm sorry.
06:57And this is my daughter, Debra.
06:59Hi, sweetheart.
07:00Dad.
07:00It's nice to meet you, Debra.
07:02I baked this pie for you.
07:04Oh, thank you.
07:04It looks delicious.
07:05It's an old family recipe.
07:10So you work in Warren's office?
07:12Yes.
07:13I was all set to retire last year, but I decided I wasn't ready.
07:17You know what they say.
07:19You're only as old as you feel.
07:21Then I'm not a day over 21.
07:23Oh, there you go.
07:25Oh, ho, ho, ho.
07:33So, Deb, where are my grandkids?
07:35Oh, well, Allie's with a friend right now, and the twins are taking a nap.
07:37We let them stay up late with Grandma last night.
07:40You know, actually, after I drive, I'm a bit tuckered out myself.
07:44Do you want to lie down?
07:45Would that be all right?
07:46Uh, sure.
07:47Sure, I'll take you up.
07:48I can do it, Deb.
07:50Uh, Allie's room okay?
07:51Yep, great.
07:52Thank you for inviting me to your home.
07:55I'm so happy to be spending Thanksgiving with you all.
07:58Oh, sure.
07:59That's so you're happy to be here.
07:59Yeah, happy to be here.
08:01That's a great day.
08:03That's going to be a lot of fun.
08:31Happy New Year.
08:39I like her.
08:41She seems very pleasant.
08:42Oh, very pleasant.
08:43Yeah, she's great.
08:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:45It's good, because, you know, we all thought Warren was going to go for someone younger,
08:48but it turns out he's just going for someone different.
08:57Oh, I misspoke.
08:59I, I, it's the opposite of what I said.
09:02I do that.
09:03I do that a lot.
09:05Like, I, last week I said, I'm dinner.
09:07What's for hungry?
09:08Yeah.
09:10And then I, then I asked her if the cleaners were back from my pants.
09:16It's like watching a car accident.
09:22I think I'm going to go for a walk.
09:25If you could just tell Warren, and I'll be back in a little while.
09:29I'll, I'll go with you, Mom.
09:31I'll come, too.
09:34All right, okay.
09:35You guys have a good time.
09:36We'll just be here.
09:40Okay.
09:43Kill is going to Debra you.
09:52Oh, gosh.
09:53Oh.
09:54Why do you say things?
09:56Because Debra wanted me to be supportive of her mother or something.
09:59I don't know.
10:02Trying to please the wife.
10:03When are you going to learn?
10:08Where are the ladies?
10:09Oh, uh, they went for a walk.
10:11To get away from Raymond.
10:14So, how's everybody been?
10:16Good.
10:17Good.
10:18Yeah, Emma seems nice.
10:19A fine woman.
10:21Gentile.
10:23Oh, yeah.
10:24She's really terrific.
10:26May I ask one question?
10:29Of course, Frank.
10:31What the hell are you doing?
10:34I don't know.
10:35I mean, she seems nice and all.
10:37But, geez, Alou, you've got a golden opportunity here.
10:42You're still handsome.
10:44You're nice tan.
10:45You got all your teeth and then some.
10:51What gives?
10:52Hey, stop.
10:54I mean, right?
10:55Geez.
10:56Actually, what is the thought process here?
11:01Okay, yeah, Emma is a little bit older than me.
11:04But I got to tell you guys, it's not all about looks and sex for me.
11:10Okay, but is any of it?
11:21Emma is warm and funny and charming.
11:25I simply adore her company.
11:27And, um, can I tell you something about dating an older woman?
11:32That's okay.
11:33That's okay.
11:38She appreciates me.
11:40When I'm with her, I'm the young buck.
11:44I feel more hip and energetic now than any time in my marriage.
11:52Interesting.
12:00I'm trying to picture myself with a woman who's older.
12:04She'd have to be like a mummy or something.
12:14Frank, I was kidding.
12:19I want to talk to you.
12:21I thought you were going for a walk.
12:23Ray.
12:23Hi, Pumpkin.
12:24Robert, Dad, could you excuse us, please?
12:26Everybody can stay, right?
12:27Can't they just stay?
12:28What?
12:29Where's your mother?
12:30She needed some time alone, Ray.
12:32Hey, Warren, you want to go down to Marco's for a slice?
12:35They have other things there?
12:36Full bar.
12:36You drive.
12:40What if Emma wakes up?
12:41Oh, she just went down.
12:42She's good for three hours.
12:54Let me ask you something, Ray.
12:56Did you say what you said to my mother to be cruel?
12:58Or is that just how you feel?
13:00Men just want someone different.
13:04She's got you in the crosshairs.
13:05Crosshairs.
13:08That's how you feel, isn't it, Frank?
13:10What the hell did I do?
13:11Oh, don't play dumb with me, mister.
13:14You'd love to have someone different, wouldn't you?
13:17That's a secret?
13:22I'm not kidding around, Frank.
13:24And Raymond, how could you?
13:27Where is your compassion?
13:28The woman has tears in her eyes because she's been replaced, and not by some young hotsy-totsy girl, but
13:35by an older woman.
13:36What is happening?
13:38What is happening?
13:38How can you fight that?
13:39And a husband who's just said to her, it's not your looks, it's not your body, it's you.
13:44It's disgusting.
13:45And you're all the same.
13:47Hey, I am nothing like this guy.
13:50Hey, Dad.
13:53No, sir.
13:54You're on your own.
13:55I want to eat tonight.
13:58The sins of the son shall not bother the father.
14:04Honey, you have to know I didn't mean it, right?
14:06It just slipped out.
14:07Yeah, I know it did.
14:08And we all got a wonderful insight into how you really feel.
14:12Yes.
14:12What you have is never good enough.
14:14The grass is always greener.
14:15It's all about someone different, isn't it, Ray?
14:18I remember Claudia.
14:20What?
14:21The cleaning lady?
14:22That's right.
14:24After Allie was born, she came once a week to help.
14:26I remember.
14:27She weighed 200 pounds, had bad skin and a limp, and you still couldn't help staring at her.
14:35No, I could.
14:39You know what I mean.
14:40You think I'm blind?
14:42I'd see you sitting on that couch, sneaking peeks at her while she's backing with the same look you have
14:46for your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
14:48You make me sick.
14:51I'm a little sick, too.
14:53Wait a minute.
14:55I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
14:58Okay, maybe I would look at the swimsuit issue, but that doesn't mean I'm going to leave you for one
15:02of those girls.
15:03And the only reason you don't is that they don't ask you.
15:05Thank you, Mom.
15:09This is the point.
15:10It doesn't have to be one of those bikini girls.
15:12It could be the checkout girl at the A&P or a waitress at Marco's or Claudia the Cleaning Lady.
15:16I do not want Claudia.
15:17Oh, well, you'll take anyone as long as they're different, right?
15:19Oh, well, you'll take anyone as long as they're going to leave you for one of those girls.
15:25Come on.
15:28Stop it, everybody.
15:31Just stop.
15:34Come on.
15:35Just no hitting.
15:40We're all a little upset.
15:42This is an upsetting situation.
15:47Your father came home with an old lady.
15:55And I can see how that can make you all man-hatey.
16:01But I don't want anyone else, and I never will.
16:05I don't want the waitress.
16:06I don't want the A&P lady.
16:07And, honey, you have to believe me, I never wanted Claudia the 200-pound cleaning woman.
16:14What about the swimsuit model?
16:16Not if she begged me!
16:18Ow.
16:24Frank?
16:25What?
16:26What do you have to say?
16:28This is dumb.
16:30You still need reassurance after 45 years of bondage?
16:38All right.
16:39Frank, I'm going to tell you something now I've never told anyone else before.
16:44I could have had my chance with Claudia.
16:46What?
16:54That's right.
16:56There was one day I was dropping off your old high chair,
16:59and there was no one at your apartment except her.
17:02And she let me in,
17:04and she asked me if I wanted something to drink.
17:07And I said, yeah.
17:08I was thirsty
17:10from lugging the freaking high chair up your damn steps.
17:15She poured me some iced tea,
17:18and when she stuck her hand out to give it to me,
17:22and I went for it,
17:24she pulled it back a little, you know,
17:27like, playfully.
17:30That poor.
17:36And you know what?
17:38Even though she was not what you would call classically beautiful,
17:42I could see what Ray saw in her.
17:44Dad!
17:48Dad!
17:50Dad!
17:52Dad!
17:54Dad!
17:55Dad!
17:55Dad!
17:56Dad!
17:57Dad!
17:58Dad!
17:58No, no, she had something.
18:01There was always a little rumba in the horn section.
18:07I never looked at her horn section, I swear to God.
18:12And I said,
18:15just give me the tea.
18:17Like that.
18:18And she gave me the tea.
18:20And I drank it.
18:22And I handed her the glass back.
18:25And she washed it.
18:27And I left.
18:30And that was it.
18:32Because I have a wife named Marie.
18:38Oh, Frank.
18:40There you go.
18:45Wait a minute.
18:46You watched her wash the glass?
18:52Well, yeah, I'm not a monk.
18:54I don't know.
19:23I'm not a monk.
19:28hello Raymond hi listen I'm sorry about what I said before oh that's all right
19:34no no it's not I'm stupid you certainly are not what you said was true not
19:42stupid well insensitive then yes but I'm not hurt honestly of course the
19:54circumstances are a bit sad but this is what divorce is and if this is what it
19:59is I'd rather Warren and I live the rest of our lives trying to be happy than
20:07that right listen I I I hope I hope you're happy too
20:42well that hardly seems necessary
20:58great bird Debra I didn't think you had it in you I got some on me
21:04have you got a spot Raymond I can get that off for you sweetie oh that's all right Lois I
21:10can get
21:10that spot I have for over 40 years isn't that right my handsome boy oh boy look at me I
21:20got a lot to be
21:21thankful for Robert could you pass me the potatoes please sure oh my it's so
21:28heavy well here you go I got you thank you Robert you're so strong thank you
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