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00:01okay yeah yeah we'll see you in a week uh-huh we'll have fun in Connecticut and you do what
00:07grandma tells you okay or you'll be sent back to this grandma no no no honey honey he's kidding
00:14he's kidding okay honey we love you bye-bye bye bye-bye hey you're not even packed Amy's
00:24gonna be here any second well one is my golf clothes rest of the time I'm gonna be naked
00:36letting your eyes enjoy the party better be booze at that party
00:55Amy are you all right I'm great I'm on my way over here to drive you guys to the airport
01:02for
01:02your romantic getaway of course I'm able to do that on a Friday night because Gianni and I broke
01:07up here's the thing I kind of had to abandon my car in this 50-foot snow drift then walk
01:2320 blocks to
01:24get here ruined my new shoes I got frostbite on my pinky toe and oh right before my car battery
01:29died
01:30the guy on the radio said here's the part you'll care about the airport's closed oh no yes so I
01:37lost
01:38my car my shoes not to mention my boyfriend for nothing and I'll die alone with nine toes
01:47I think the power just went out man you are nothing but bad news today
01:59hey our heat's out over there shut the door yeah yeah and we really don't have any food either
02:04because we were going away oh so you came over because you were hungry when the man on the radio
02:12said that the airport was closed I just assumed you care enough to see if your parents had frozen to
02:17death but I guess that was too much hey Frank nice fire I like fire you know there's only so
02:45much I
02:45can do without electricity but I was able to make some ham and cheese sandwiches turkey sandwiches
02:50roast beef sandwiches and of course there's macaroni salad potato salad and of course regular salad and
02:56there's there's pies and cookies and cake for dessert my you're two pickles away from opening a deli
03:05so good you guys got to get in on some of this people don't need food all you need is
03:12my world-famous
03:13spiced rum punch oh boy I don't get that close to the fire you know how sometimes your mother's
03:20voice sounds like an air raid siren oh stop Frank what's wrong with you it's like liquid earplugs
03:32fill her up there you go
03:38let me tell you something Frank I put all of this together with nothing but love and a flashlight
03:44while everybody else is trying to make the best of it you have to be a mean old grouch
03:49finished or do I need to get a refill
03:55oh I'm finished all right I'm finished with you here's something you don't get on vacation
04:10what are you doing here I was the ride to the airport then the weather oh right yeah I'm kind
04:20of
04:20surprised I ended up here myself because usually you know Friday night's party night
04:29how about the wood yeah you
04:35Amy how's Gianni why did he say something did he say he broke up with me because the truth is
04:41it was
04:42totally mutual oh actually it's fine it's perfectly fine we had fun for a while but it turns out he's
04:50awful and afraid to be happy I'm sorry dear
04:57get the hell out of here
05:03you know what I was thinking what this reminds me of something sad and cold and boring
05:10no silly no it reminds me of our old New Year's Eve parties remember Frank back when people could
05:19stand you yeah I remember the first time I got to stay up with the adults oh it was fun
05:27my first
05:27grown-up party yeah I remember those I remember that was the first time that I danced with a girl
05:36Linda Vasaki oh I remember I worked up a dance move ahead of time oh god I thought I was
05:43so cool
05:51all right I think it went something like this
05:54here I go
06:06yeah I remember Linda was institutionalized the very next day
06:11I don't remember you tearing up the dance floor back then big man oh let me tell you I had
06:15to move
06:15scruffy do you're dancing right he's like a happy buffalo that's the problem of your generation you
06:42only think you can dance you're just jealous dad cuz you want a piece of that huh let me show
06:51you
06:51something let me show you something hurry what get up get over here oh well okay oh Frank this is
07:09wonderful take it easy take note this is how it's done oh not bad there old man look at you
07:26you ever have a guy
07:27dance with you like this never may I think I can do some good here okay but just for a
07:43second
07:54don't worry about a thing Amy you're in good hands this is wonderful Frank okay okay it's my turn again
08:02please Marie she's waiting her whole life for this
08:07oh all right boys what are you boys dance with me all right come on
08:18hey I'm getting lonely over here I got something for you too
08:23no no no I want I want Frank Amy do you mind not at all thank you so much
08:38all right watch the hands there yeah yeah I'm talking to Debra
08:45okay Frank's got Debra and I'm gonna dance with you and everyone else pair up however you want
08:56oh Frank this is just great not bad huh yeah God I can't believe I'm actually having a good time
09:02with you
09:05what what no no I just meant yeah no no I don't know oh Frank come on come on
09:15hey
09:16no it's just you know normally you're I don't know it's like on a night like this I thought
09:22I would be searching for the escape hatch you know oh Frank come on hey
09:33Frank no no this is this is nice where are you going no Frank don't go
09:51Frank come on please come in
09:56he's just standing out there I can't believe I'm actually having a good time
10:02with you why would you say that dad I was I was trying to say something nice it
10:10just came out wrong not just wrong me no I'm gonna go out there and talk to him
10:18try to get him to come back inside I can't believe I said that I can what
10:33nothing no what Marie well do we all knew that eventually one of those thoughts
10:39would slip out one of what thoughts you know that you think you're better than
10:46us hot better than who exactly
10:57just just you and dad or all of us Marie I said something stupid to Frank but that
11:05doesn't mean I think I'm better than him me thinks thou doth oh don't say me thinks
11:11thou doth protest too much all right I won't say it let me think that I don't
11:23know ma I think you're making way too big of a deal out of this yeah what she said
11:27to that she was just surprised how different he was acting he was all
11:31delightful and kind of sexy I don't know anymore
11:44but I've always been aware of this feeling of superiority and now that you've
11:49made it so obvious maybe it's best if I'm the one to go out and get that dear
11:57man dear man something's loose wait wait a minute Marie I can't believe you of all
12:05people are accusing me of acting superior I understand you grew up in an upper-class
12:19family you went to a private school a fancy college and that's not who we are at all
12:25I mean Robbie didn't even go to college always enjoy we could bring that up out of the blue
12:35and it's natural for you once in a while to think oh those lower middle-class barones
12:43it's okay there you can't help it it's in your blood I grew up in Connecticut for God's sakes that
12:51Buckingham Palace you see now how you'd even think to refer to Buckingham Palace hey hey listen oh come
13:00on you two don't make a thing just get to the hog and have a sandwich wait a minute do
13:08we always see
13:09eye to eye no but that's because we're different not because I think I'm better just different and
13:16you have to remember you're the tight-knit family I was the outsider and I've always thought that in
13:23most ways I was the same as you guys but I guess well I'm sorry that you feel that way
13:32I'm gonna go get
13:41Frank come on what come on we're just different than you we're like the front porch of the nut house
13:52how could you not think you're better than us it would be weird if you didn't Raymond I'm just
13:57trying to prove your point ma because you're right well okay then no she's not right Ray what is wrong
14:08with you as if you don't know wait are you drunk don't be preposterous you are no he's fine go
14:29ahead Raymond you were saying I was right or something you don't think you're better you're
14:35not better than Frank Barone you think that my father a known baboons ass is your equal yes you
14:50guys by that it does seem a little hard to believe Frank is disgusting I thought he was sexy so
15:00I got my own
15:05problems this is stupid I'm not gonna do this we're stupid I didn't say that Marie look we all know
15:12Frank can be gross that
15:14doesn't mean I'm better no how about Robert Robert's weird go out to eat because he has a fear of
15:27busboys he can't carry his dollar bills facing each other because it'd be like they're kissing
15:41that's just quirky yeah quirky he separates his good and plenty's into goods and plenty's right which one is which
15:53again never mind no no no go ahead go ahead
15:59the pinks are the good and the whites are the plenty's because there's always more of them
16:10and they're not as good
16:18and then there's a third category of irregulars
16:25and they're called
16:29cuties
16:38I rest my case
16:40very good
16:42now do me Raymond
16:46you
16:48where do I begin
16:53judgmental
16:54childish
16:57meddlesome
16:59a world-class
17:01but inski
17:03I mean
17:13you don't think you're better than this
17:15no I do not
17:17now she's just being stubborn
17:20what about you Raymond you're bad too
17:23listen I might be the worst
17:25Debra's got to live with me day in and day out
17:28for the rest of her life
17:29not too thrilled about that right now
17:33and how could you be
17:37you remember about a week ago
17:39you came home
17:41and I was supposed to be babysitting or something
17:43and I was just
17:45zonked out on the couch with the TV going
17:48and I had pizza sauce kind of all down my chest
17:52which wouldn't have been that bad
17:54if I had been wearing a shirt
17:58or eating pizza
18:05and do you remember how I greeted you that day
18:08hmm
18:10hey baby
18:13kids are asleep
18:15and I'm halfway to naked town
18:19population
18:20me
18:21oh god
18:22okay
18:22okay
18:23what do you want me to say
18:26that I'm better than you
18:27fine
18:28I am better
18:33I was right
18:35yep
18:36yep
18:37you
18:37got me
18:39you know what
18:40I was never sure if it was true
18:43but this
18:43tonight
18:44I really have to
18:46thank you all
18:47cause you've made it crystal clear
18:49you're all nuts
18:53good job man
18:57that was wonderful
19:00so you're
19:01happy
19:02that I think
19:03I'm better than you
19:06not happy
19:07I'm just glad
19:09we got this out
19:10it's good to know
19:12and now we know
19:14and now we know
19:18and now we sit
19:23because we know
19:29I really need a vacation
19:41hey Frank
19:46nice shot
19:49back in the day
19:49I could take out the window
19:50of a milk truck at 30 yards
19:55hey listen
19:56I'm sorry about
19:57what I said before
19:58I really didn't mean it
19:59yeah
20:00don't worry about it
20:01no
20:02I was mad about our trip
20:03and
20:04I hurt your feelings
20:05listen
20:06if it's any consolation
20:07it's been horrible
20:08in there since you left
20:09oh yeah
20:10yeah
20:12you know
20:13I guess I got mad
20:14cause
20:14I always thought
20:15it was you and me
20:16against all of them
20:17in there
20:20what?
20:21I mean like
20:22you and me
20:22we're not like them
20:23you know
20:26oh yeah
20:27I guess
20:29maybe
20:30no
20:31trust me
20:32we're not like them
20:33they're loonies
20:46enough already
20:48with this music
20:48it's making me feel dusty
20:54oh my god
20:56yes
20:56yes
20:57I love this song
21:00she's got to be there
21:04she's making me crazy
21:06hey
21:07tell me
21:08jump along
21:09remember when they played
21:11this in the policeman's ball
21:12woo
21:34this is dancing
21:36they'll wear themselves out
21:38then the floor is all ours
21:40just to keep you from home
21:44you live in a world of illusion
21:47where everything's peaches and green
21:50we always discover a conclusion
21:53though we spend our time in a dream
21:58jungle love
22:00it's driving me mad
22:02it's making me crazy
22:03that's what I'd say
22:04why my name is
22:04wow
22:05so
22:05come on
22:06cause
22:06who are
22:12god
22:12I can't wait
22:17could I have my-
22:22tuk
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