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Love At Worst Sight
Marlowe gets excited after getting a job at "Spin This," which upsets Wyatt, since he used to work there before Serena fired him for taking her rejection too seriously. Meanwhile, Jonesy scams people into buying glasses for his new job as an assistant optometrist by replacing the normal eye chart with a blurry eye chart to earn more commission.
Marlowe gets excited after getting a job at "Spin This," which upsets Wyatt, since he used to work there before Serena fired him for taking her rejection too seriously. Meanwhile, Jonesy scams people into buying glasses for his new job as an assistant optometrist by replacing the normal eye chart with a blurry eye chart to earn more commission.
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00:11There you go.
00:12Thanks, Serena.
00:13I can't believe I'm working here.
00:15This is awesome.
00:16You say that now.
00:17Wait until you've unpacked all these CDs.
00:22It's still better than hawking skateboards at my old job.
00:24Now I work in the music biz.
00:26Maybe one day someone will be stalking your disc.
00:29It just better not be me.
00:32Public nuisance?
00:33And jeez Louise, killer!
00:35I got the bootleg from their comeback tour.
00:38I just saw their farewell tour with Wyatt last year.
00:41Wyatt's a mega fan.
00:44Listen, it's not weird that...
00:46That we've both dated Wyatt?
00:48Not unless that makes us weird.
00:50Yeah, I guess.
00:54Speaking of Wyatt, I'll be right back.
00:57Wyatt!
00:58Hey, Marlo.
00:59What happened with your interview for that amazing job?
01:02I got it!
01:03Hey!
01:04Congratulations!
01:09Wait.
01:10You're working here?
01:12At Spin This?
01:14With Serena?
01:15I thought you'd be happy for me.
01:17Uh, happy?
01:18Yeah, that's what I am.
01:19I'm happy.
01:20Happy!
01:21Thrilled, really.
01:23Anyway, gotta go.
01:26I'm ex-freaking static!
01:34What's the matter?
01:36What's the matter?
01:40Serena!
01:41New girlfriend and ex-girlfriend?
01:44Bummo combo!
01:46Yeah, you might want to do something about that, bro.
01:48Especially since you were so crazy when you and Serena broke up.
01:51You wouldn't want Marlo to find out.
01:53No, no, I wouldn't.
01:56Oh, I wanted a fresh start with Marlo.
01:58I'm losing my freshness!
02:00I think I know a product for that.
02:02Don't worry, Wyatt.
02:06What am I gonna do?
02:07You gotta break it up.
02:09Don't let them do that girly bonding thing chicks do.
02:12How?
02:12Do I look like a chick?
02:14Girls bond over things they have in common.
02:16Hobbies, music, shopping, clothes, magazines, shoes, accessories, boys.
02:19Did I mention shoes?
02:20Twice.
02:20Good.
02:21Girls are friends with other girls they can trust.
02:23You need to break down that trust.
02:24You know them both intimately, so you'll need to use that to your advantage.
02:28Can't believe I just sold out my sisters!
02:30You're helping a friend, Caitlin.
02:31Helping a friend.
02:32You could do all that, or you could just slip a CD into Marlo's bag so it looks like she
02:37stole it.
02:39What?
02:39Oh, like you weren't all thinking it.
02:41Uh, no, we weren't.
02:43I don't want to get Marlo fired.
02:44It's the only way, dude.
02:46Slip her the disc.
02:47I think I'll just tell her how I feel.
02:48What?
02:49And be honest?
02:50You should try it sometime.
02:55What is with that guy?
02:56Do I know him?
02:57Uh, how are we supposed to know if you know a guy that you don't know if you know?
03:01He keeps hiding his face when I look at him.
03:04So stop looking at him.
03:05I got a jet.
03:06New job.
03:07You are looking at the new assistant optician at four eyes only.
03:11You.
03:11An assistant optician.
03:13Yes.
03:13I'll be selling glasses and giving people free eye exams.
03:16Free exams?
03:18You mean there are tests that people have to pay for?
03:22Ugh.
03:23Uh-huh.
03:23But not ours.
03:24If you can see, this is one exam you're guaranteed not to fail, bro.
03:29Sweet.
03:30Sign me up.
03:31Got you down for one.
03:33We've got lollipops and just got in some slick new frames.
03:38Come on.
03:39I work on commission.
03:40Cute frames?
03:41Okay.
03:44Fine.
03:45I better get going, too.
03:47Later.
03:47Later.
03:48Well, wish me luck.
03:50Good luck.
03:50Where are you going?
03:52To appeal to Marlowe's sensitivity.
04:00What's this?
04:01Oh, it's the best mix.
04:03A guy I dated at camp gave it to me.
04:05Can we listen to it?
04:06Oh, yeah, sure.
04:06Totally.
04:14I'll be right back with more stock.
04:18Marlowe, can we talk for a sec about before?
04:20You mean when you were really happy for me?
04:24Look, I'm sorry.
04:25I'm glad you love your new job, but what about the skate shop?
04:28They understand.
04:29I thought you would, too.
04:31Sure.
04:31I mean, I do.
04:32You love music.
04:33But Serena?
04:35After I mixed up your names, you didn't want to hear about her, let alone hang with her.
04:39You asked me to get over it, Wyatt, and I did.
04:42Serena seems cool.
04:43I think we could be friends.
04:46Friends?
04:49Don't you worry, sir.
04:51The store is in good hands.
04:53The conference will only be two days.
04:56Now, I'll be back as soon as I can.
04:59Are you sure you can handle this?
05:01Absolutely.
05:02I will personally see to everything while you're gone.
05:12Did you see that?
05:14Ah, who is he?
05:16And why is he hiding from me?
05:18Is it that guy Dylan from camp?
05:21Or that man I sold the defective jockstrap to?
05:28You ready?
05:30Just let me warm up.
05:38Cover one eye and read the chart.
05:40Top line.
05:45I have no clue what it says, dude.
05:48None of it?
05:49No, bro.
05:50I guess you need glasses.
05:52I need glasses?
05:53You said I'd lick this test.
05:55Whoa, whoa.
05:57What are you doing with that thing?
05:59Don't worry.
06:00It's how we determine your prescription.
06:02We?
06:03You know how to work that thing?
06:04Yes, I went through six hours of training and the optician verifies all the prescriptions.
06:10Now sit.
06:13Is it better like this or like this?
06:15Like this or like this?
06:18Um, like that, I guess?
06:21Don't worry, bud.
06:22We'll have you sing again in no time.
06:25These are perfect for you, Jude.
06:28Okay.
06:29A fine choice, sir.
06:33What about you two?
06:35Better eyesight will help you check out the hotties.
06:38Ooh, all right.
06:39I guess it couldn't hurt.
06:41Score!
06:42See you at four.
06:43I'm gonna make a sweet commission.
06:46Yeah, I would like to have my eyes checked.
06:49Oh, uh, boy.
06:50Oh, golly.
06:51Uh, that chart is looking pretty blurry.
06:53I guess I need, uh, new lenses, huh?
06:56Wait a sec.
06:57Blurry eye chart means you need new glasses?
06:59Well, um, um, yes.
07:02Blurry eye chart.
07:04I'd be loaded in no time.
07:06You may be practically blind, but you've just shown me the way, dude.
07:14Oh, man.
07:16I don't know about this.
07:17I don't like it either, Wyatt.
07:19But you can't lose Marlo.
07:21Not because of Serena.
07:23Marlo's gone.
07:24Then get in there.
07:26Oh, hey, Wyatt.
07:27Marlo's in the washroom.
07:29Oh, Marlo.
07:31She's got a bladder the size of a pea.
07:34And her memory.
07:35Don't be too hard on her if she forgets where she put the CDs.
07:38Or misses a shift or two.
07:40I'll catch up with her later.
07:42Bye.
07:45Wyatt, you ever notice that Serena can be a bit...
07:49controlling?
07:50She keeps asking me where the CDs are and reminding me about my next two shifts.
07:54The girl's got trust issues.
07:56I hope she starts to trust me soon, because she's driving me crazy.
08:01For the first part of the exam, I need you to shut your eyes.
08:05What is this test?
08:06Your night vision.
08:07Oh.
08:08Can you see anything?
08:10No.
08:11Good.
08:12Okay.
08:13Now open your eyes.
08:15Cover one eye and read the chart.
08:18Wow.
08:19It's kind of blurry.
08:21Um.
08:21E.
08:23F.
08:24L.
08:25No.
08:25P.
08:26Um.
08:27Oh.
08:27I don't know.
08:28Tough break.
08:29You need glasses.
08:30I...
08:31I don't believe it.
08:33The chart doesn't lie.
08:36Oh.
08:37Isn't that floppy bunny the cutest?
08:40Yeah.
08:40I love bunnies.
08:42Marlo loves lizards.
08:44Gross, huh?
08:45Uh.
08:45I guess.
08:51Ugh.
08:52Did you know that Serena loves country music?
08:55Country music!
08:56Really?
08:58Thanks, Jonesy.
08:59I can't wait for my new glasses.
09:01They're so cute.
09:03And they help me see.
09:04Right you are.
09:06The optician will get them right away.
09:08They'll be yours tomorrow.
09:10Things are looking up.
09:16Hey.
09:17How's it going?
09:18Shh.
09:19I'm eavesdropping.
09:20Wyatt tells me you've got a thing for lizards?
09:22I didn't want her to tell, Marlo.
09:24I just hoped she'd think she was weird.
09:26I love them, too.
09:27Look what I got.
09:29It's so cute.
09:32Wyatt thinks lizards are gross.
09:35Judd Farmer?
09:36This should be in the country section.
09:38I actually kind of like Judd Farmer.
09:40Really?
09:41Me, too.
09:42I thought Marlo hated country.
09:44Wyatt hates country.
09:46He was so insistent that I told him I hated it, too.
09:49Oh, did he put on that pouty face he sometimes makes?
09:53That's it!
09:55Wyatt, what's happening?
09:56Oh, they're laughing at me.
09:58I gotta do something.
09:59I'll call you back.
10:15Oh, you've just got to see the funniest picture I got of him at one of our gigs.
10:20Classic Wyatt.
10:20Hey, isn't this your favorite mix CD?
10:24It must have fallen off the counter into the trash.
10:26Thanks so much.
10:27I would have been bummed if I'd lost it.
10:30I'm so glad you're working here.
10:31Really?
10:32Totally.
10:33What?
10:35Wyatt?
10:36Wyatt?
10:39Hey, uh, yeah.
10:42You should probably fix this.
10:51I always hated that mix CD.
10:54Did you really knock over the entire stand of CDs?
10:58Yes, I did.
11:00Yeah, sorry things aren't working out, Wyatt.
11:03I hope you can...
11:06Ugh, you guys are freaking me out.
11:08Are those even the right prescription?
11:10Juncy said they might be a bit blurry, but our eyes will adjust.
11:13They're not new shoes.
11:15You're not supposed to have to break them in.
11:17It's the price of looking good, I guess.
11:19There's that guy again.
11:20He's still hiding from me.
11:22Where?
11:23Over there.
11:24He's holding a soda can in front of his face.
11:26What is his problem?
11:28That's a basketball, Jen.
11:30I'm not sure he's the one with the problem.
11:32Oh.
11:33Yeah, that's me.
11:34Remember?
11:35I can't believe I pulled that stunt with the CD.
11:38That's the last time I listened to Jonesy.
11:40I thought the last time you listened to Jonesy was gonna be the last time you listened to Jonesy.
11:44Can you remind me next time?
11:46Dude, you just have to chill.
11:48How?
11:49Maybe you should try hanging with Chad.
11:51He's pretty chill.
11:52Serena's boyfriend?
11:53He's so chill, he's got permanent brain freeze.
11:56Wyatt, Serena's hanging with your girlfriend, so hang with her boyfriend and see how she likes it.
12:02I'll fight fire with fire.
12:04Thanks.
12:06Someone might want to get the fire department on speed dial.
12:09I'm on it.
12:13That's not your cell, Jude.
12:14I know.
12:15It's a loner.
12:17Mine's busted.
12:18Though this one doesn't seem to be working so well either.
12:24Such a great idea for all of us to hang out, Wyatt.
12:27Good thinking.
12:28So, Chad, you like movies?
12:30Totally.
12:32Seen anything good recently?
12:34Definitely.
12:44Okay, I'm done.
12:46Marlo, can I talk to you for a sec?
12:48Yeah.
12:48Actually, I gotta head out.
12:50See you tomorrow, Serena?
12:51Definitely.
12:52See ya.
12:53I can't take this, Marlo.
12:55I don't want to hang out with Chad.
12:56You're the one that suggested it.
12:58Can't you just get your old job back at North Shore, please?
13:01Wyatt, I can't believe you'd ask me something so selfish and thoughtless.
13:05Selfish, maybe, but I've given it a lot of thought.
13:08Goodbye, Wyatt.
13:10Aww.
13:12Get that new pair of glasses and see things for how they really are.
13:17Spot those unsightly blemishes.
13:20That chin hair.
13:22Your really ugly husband.
13:30It's like the war all over again.
13:34Only smaller.
13:37So, how'd it go?
13:38This is my last hope.
13:41Two tickets to the G's Louise reunion concert?
13:43I got them as a peace offering for Marlo.
13:45Dude, if things up until now haven't worked, try the opposite.
13:51You mean I should support their friendship?
13:52Worth a try.
13:53Though I myself have never resorted to being nice, I'll break them up with my niceness.
13:59Coach always says to play to your strengths.
14:01I'll offer these to Marlo and Serena as a show of supportive boyfriendliness.
14:06Thanks, Jude.
14:08Katelyn, pass me your sunglasses before I'm blinded by Wyatt's intense sincerity.
14:15I really am sorry, Marlo.
14:17I got these for you and Serena.
14:20Two tickets to see G's Louise with Serena?
14:23Wow, Wyatt.
14:24You're the best boyfriend ever.
14:33Yeah, thanks, Wyatt.
14:35You really are a great boyfriend.
14:43What is with that guy?
14:45Maybe he's hiding from the freaky chick that's spying on him.
14:49Oh, no.
14:50You are not getting away from me so easily this time.
14:55My head!
14:56Jude, you the man!
14:58I scored huge with Marlo and Serena.
15:01Be back.
15:02This celebratory smoothie's gone right through me.
15:05People don't realize how brainy I can be.
15:08You make it easy to forget.
15:10Thanks, dudette.
15:12Enough!
15:13We have reached an unacceptable level of chaos!
15:18So, a certain level of chaos is acceptable?
15:21Not now, son.
15:21That kind of talk just adds to the pandemonium.
15:25Who's there?
15:26What was that?
15:30I...
15:31I smell fraudulence.
15:33It wasn't me, dude.
15:35I've got my eye on you, punk.
15:38I see everything.
15:47Swim for the shore, man!
15:49Swim!
15:50Swim!
15:51For the shore!
15:54Um, has anyone seen Wyatt?
15:57I think he's in the washroom celebrating.
15:59Okay, then.
16:01I just wanted to give him something.
16:07Oh, well, catch you later.
16:08Later.
16:11So, did you catch your mystery guy?
16:14No.
16:14And I grilled everyone, and no one knows who he is.
16:18Dude, some chick was just here to see you.
16:20I didn't really get a good look at her.
16:23What's this?
16:25A note?
16:26From Serena?
16:28What?
16:29Serena likes me?
16:30She likes you, likes you?
16:33No way!
16:34Wow.
16:35I'd better go clear this up.
16:38Serena likes Wyatt?
16:40What happened to the nice guys finishing last?
16:43I thought girls liked the bad boys.
16:45Do you mean the kind of bad boy who would do this?
16:50Uh-oh.
16:52It's kind of hard to read.
16:54That's because this maggot blurred out the letters to sell more glasses.
17:00It's not what it looks like!
17:02Actually, it's exactly what it looks like.
17:04I can't believe you'd stoop so low as to sell glasses to people who don't need them.
17:08People like your friends.
17:10What happened to the optician verifies all prescriptions?
17:14He's out of town.
17:15I was gonna tell you, I swear, as soon as I got my commission.
17:19No hard feelings, right?
17:20Actually, the floor was pretty hard when my head landed on it.
17:23So I passed the exam?
17:25Actually, you didn't, Jude.
17:27I didn't scam you.
17:28Oh, thanks, bro.
17:32I would haul you off in my vehicle
17:36if I knew where I left it,
17:38but I will find it.
17:40Oh, yes, I will.
17:41And when I do,
17:42I will find you!
17:46Man down!
17:51That's it.
17:51I've got him.
17:57Whoa!
17:58Ah!
17:59Please!
18:00What do you want with me?
18:02Oops.
18:03Sorry.
18:04Hey, guys!
18:05Turns out I don't even know this guy.
18:07He was just trying to hide his monster zit.
18:11Oops.
18:11Sorry.
18:13Again.
18:23Serena, what is with...
18:25Are you looking for this?
18:27Marlo, don't...
18:30Serena, you like Wyatt?
18:32Yeah, I guess I do.
18:34And you told him behind my back?
18:36Sorry, but I had to be honest.
18:40You've grown up, Wyatt.
18:41You're a great boyfriend.
18:43Marlo's great boyfriend.
18:45I think you were right about me working here, Wyatt.
18:47I quit.
18:48Uh, now might be a good time
18:50to listen to some of that
18:51achy, flaky country music you love so much.
18:55What up?
18:56Nothing.
19:00I never should have talked so much about you with Serena.
19:03It was so dumb to tell her how great you are.
19:05You told her how great I am?
19:07Of course.
19:08Why do you think she's crushing on you?
19:09Wow.
19:10Where were you when Serena and I were dating?
19:14Wrong thing to say?
19:15Um, yeah.
19:24So my boss came back
19:26and I had to refund everyone their money.
19:28Eh, I guess I better start looking for a new gig.
19:31You're lucky you're not looking for new friends, too.
19:33So it all worked out with Marlo?
19:36Totally.
19:36It's about time you got to dump Serena.
19:39Felt pretty good.
19:40I finally see Serena for who she really is.
19:43I wish I could see...
19:46my friends...
19:48the lemon...
19:49my backpack...
19:51Jonesy!
19:51What?
19:52I swear I didn't use the trick eye chart on you, Jude.
19:55Maybe I wasn't a seasoned pro with the prescriptions,
19:58but you failed the exam all on your own.
20:05See?
20:06Not blurry.
20:07Yeah, it is.
20:08Take your glasses off, Jude.
20:11Still can't read it.
20:13Not even the top line?
20:16Epip...
20:19Epipetalzolipid.
20:20What kind of word is that?
20:22Doesn't make any sense, dude.
20:25Oh, Jude.
20:29What?
20:30You might not get it, bro,
20:32but you can see just fine.
20:33Amen.
20:35Okay.
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