- 2 days ago
All Pets are Off
Caitlin falls for a guy who loves animals, so after seeing Tricia with a cute new pet, Caitlin decides to have one for herself to impress him. Meanwhile, Jude's lucky coin falls into the air vent and he gets stuck while trying to retrieve it.
Caitlin falls for a guy who loves animals, so after seeing Tricia with a cute new pet, Caitlin decides to have one for herself to impress him. Meanwhile, Jude's lucky coin falls into the air vent and he gets stuck while trying to retrieve it.
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00:00The time's less!
00:07Hi! What's your name?
00:11Hi!
00:14I can't get one cute guy to notice me lately.
00:18Maybe you need to do more than bat your eyelashes.
00:20Batting my eyelashes is what I do. It's my thing.
00:24Nikki just means that maybe you need to join a club.
00:27Get some new interests. Expand your horizons.
00:30You're totally right, Jen.
00:31I've been meaning to try this new expanding mascara for weeks.
00:35You guys look productive, as usual.
00:40Is it possible to get that thing to make a less irritating sound?
00:44Like dog, like master.
00:46I think my precious Twinkle Bell sounds like an angel.
00:49Ew, is that hygienic?
00:52Trisha, I love it!
00:54Where did you get that cute little doggie?
00:57Hello, cutie.
00:58Oh, you're so adorable!
01:01Wow! Sweet dog. Is he yours?
01:03Yep, totally.
01:05Has he had all his shots? Looks a little thin.
01:09A fresh egg in his food promotes a shiny coat.
01:12Twinkle Bell is mine, and she's on the same diet as me, and I have a perfectly shiny coat.
01:18It makes me so mad when people treat their pets as possessions.
01:22Dogs are people, too.
01:24Hi, I'm Dyson.
01:26Caitlin.
01:27I've got to get to my animal rights meeting, but I'll catch you later.
01:31Okay.
01:33Dyson's dreamy. We have so much in common.
01:36Okay, name one thing.
01:37I'm a total crusader for animal rights, Nicky. I only wear fake fur.
01:43That better be organic beef, buddy.
01:47Ugh, it's going to be a long day.
01:55Check it out, dudettes. Look what I found.
02:00A shiny quarter all the way from 1934.
02:04Pretty sure it's made of...
02:06Ow! Hard metal.
02:09I think it's a silver dollar, Jude.
02:11Sweet! I'm going to take you to a collector's shop and cash it in for muchos dollaros.
02:17You should donate the money to help animals in need.
02:19But I'm a broke Jude in need.
02:22Caitlin's on a save the animals kick.
02:24Did I just hear someone say they're in the market for a cheap pet?
02:28You can't put a price on a living creature, Jonesy.
02:30Sure I can. $3.99.
02:32Just got a job at Pets and the City, and they've got me working in the discount pet section.
02:38Or as I like to call it, all pets are off.
02:41Hey, what can I get for a rare silver dollar?
02:43Ah! My coinage!
02:46Rare silver dollar coming through!
02:49Anybody want to see that new movie Penguin Force?
02:52Heard it's awesome.
02:53Sorry, Wyatt, but I've already seen it.
02:55Yeah, ditto over here.
02:56Me three.
02:56I can confirm. Killer flick.
02:59You all saw it? And no one invited me?
03:02Last minute.
03:03Went with my cousin.
03:04What can I tell you?
03:05Fine. I'll go alone.
03:06You can't go to the movies alone!
03:09Total social suicide.
03:11What are you talking about? People go to movies alone all the time.
03:13I guess. But I'm not friends with any of those people.
03:17Now you are.
03:19I gotta get back to work.
03:23Do you need something?
03:24I'm coming to check out the animal care facilities.
03:27When did you become the Humane Society?
03:29We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
03:33Huh. Wanna check it out?
03:35We're only thinking of the animals.
03:41Hey!
03:42Hey!
03:43Hey, what's up?
03:44Look out!
03:45Excuse me?
03:46Coming through!
03:48Ah!
03:48No high-speed maneuvering in my mall.
04:00Ah!
04:05You may have escaped this time, adolescent scum!
04:10But I'll get you!
04:15You're right, Jonesy.
04:17These animals are well taken care of.
04:19They look so cute and happy.
04:21Not those.
04:23Discount pets are over there.
04:25Need a budgie on a budget?
04:27And don't mind if the chirp sounds more like a burp?
04:30Then all pets are off is the place for you!
04:38Poor things!
04:40I have to save them!
04:42Uh-oh!
04:43We woke the kittens.
04:45Don't worry!
04:46They don't bite.
04:47Much.
04:49Human cashiers are for suckers.
04:51Welcome to the 21st century.
04:53With Mr. Movie, I get my tickets and snacks in record time.
04:57High fives for me?
04:58Card won't fit in the slot.
05:01Dang robot cashier!
05:02Here, let me try.
05:05Do you want golden topping on your popcorn?
05:08Is the popcorn fresh?
05:12Excuse me!
05:13Is the popcorn fresh?
05:16The movie starts in 20 minutes and I don't want to miss the trailers.
05:19Do they still have that awesome popcorn and jujube's combo meal?
05:23You remembered I love jujube's.
05:25You're sweeter than candy.
05:27And everyone worried I'd be alone.
05:29I wish!
05:33Take a gander at this baby.
05:37Dude, were you even born when this coin was made?
05:40I'm 74.
05:42Don't look a day over 80, bro.
05:45I'm going to need that back now.
05:50My coin!
05:56Major coin emergency!
06:02All right, my silver dollar friend.
06:05You're not getting away this time.
06:09It's okay, little buddy.
06:11Don't be scared.
06:17There you are!
06:20Come to papa!
06:22Gotcha!
06:23Thought you could get away from me.
06:26Not so easy, huh?
06:34Can't reverse.
06:36Guess I better find another way out.
06:41This sweet little dog has Caitlyn written all over it.
06:45Okay, um, that's not a dog.
06:47That's a ferret.
06:48Wait, aren't ferrets mean?
06:50Oh, so we're only saving the kind animals today?
06:53You're crazy!
06:54It's not a ferret.
06:55Look, it's got four paws and a nose.
06:58It's totally a dog.
06:59Okay, smarty pants.
07:01What kind of dog is it then?
07:03What you've got here is a cocktail wiener dog.
07:06Aw, I'll take it.
07:08I mean, I want to save Muffin.
07:10Muffin?
07:11I'm going to get a purse for Muffin.
07:13Yay, so it is somewhere to put his wallet.
07:16Muffin shouldn't have to walk.
07:18Poor thing's been through enough.
07:20Haven't you, Muffin?
07:21Aw, smoo, smoo.
07:24Wonder how I'm going to find my way out of here.
07:29Hey, loser, have you seen my ball?
07:31Sorry, little dude.
07:33Only found my shiny ducat.
07:38Do you know how I can get out of here?
07:42Indigo's the hot new color for fall.
07:44Isn't Muffin the most adorable little, uh...
07:47Hey, I wonder what sex Muffin is.
07:50How do you tell the sex of a purse dog?
07:52By the color of its cashmere.
07:55Sorry.
07:56Muffin picked out this cardigan to go with the new do.
07:59It's fate that me and my dog have the exact same taste.
08:02Yeah, I hate to burst your bubble, but that's a ferret.
08:04Purse dog!
08:06What a cute little fella.
08:11Muffin has very discerning taste.
08:13Time for a walk.
08:17Bad Muffin!
08:18Wait for me!
08:19Aw, poor thing needs saving from Caitlyn.
08:21Yeah, we'd better go help her catch it.
08:27This machine won't take my card.
08:30Maybe the movies are free.
08:32I love Customer Appreciation Day.
08:35You're not doing it right.
08:37Here, let me.
08:38Now enter your secret pin.
08:41I'm not looking.
08:43What was that dang code again?
08:46I think it starts with a seven.
08:54Can't you type any faster, sir?
08:56My movie starts in ten minutes.
08:58Now look what you've done.
08:59I gotta start all over again.
09:02I'm gonna have to wait till the next show.
09:04Oh, and the popcorn smells so good.
09:07You should use the cheddar flavor powder on your popcorn.
09:10Takes it to a whole nother level of tasting.
09:14Jude?
09:15Does the orange drink have pulp?
09:18How should I know?
09:19I don't work here.
09:19Pulp gives me terrible gas.
09:22There's no pulp in the orange drink.
09:24It's fine.
09:25Totally gas free.
09:26Oh, somebody woke up on the impatient side of the bed this morning.
09:30Oh, I'm so hungry.
09:37I can smell the movie popcorn from here.
09:42Save at last.
09:44I only adjust the mall temperature, but I'll log it into my report.
09:49Thanks, bro.
09:51Huh, lots of vent traffic today.
10:07Looks like Muffin ate the kids' ice cream.
10:10Rocky Road's my fave.
10:13Jude?
10:14Hey, brah.
10:15Where are you?
10:16Just hanging in the air vent.
10:19I'm lost.
10:21Uh, which vent are you in?
10:23Uh, the square one?
10:26That helps, Jude.
10:28Thanks.
10:28Don't worry.
10:29We'll get help.
10:32I just saw a purple ferret.
10:34Purse dog!
10:36But why don't you give me your number and we can chat about it?
10:40Call me.
10:50No way!
10:54Yes!
10:55Darn machine's broken!
11:03Huh?
11:05Sorry, no can do.
11:06No cutsees.
11:07Guess this automated world's just not made for old people.
11:12All right.
11:13You can cut.
11:20Here, ferret, ferret.
11:22Purse dog!
11:23Here, Jude, Jude!
11:28What's going on here?
11:29You're up to no good, aren't you?
11:32I can smell it on you like gasoline.
11:35It's Jude!
11:36He's lost in the air vents and we need to rescue him!
11:39No can do.
11:40Reach the limit on my rescue budget.
11:41No more rescues for the remainder of the calendar year.
11:45So it's up to us to find Jude and the ferret.
11:48I mean, purse dog.
11:49He's a rat!
11:51Oh, it's purple!
11:53Kirsten found muffin!
11:56Rat infestation, eh?
11:58Luckily, there's plenty in the budget for pest control.
12:07It's extermination time.
12:15Oh, stop screaming!
12:17I beg you!
12:18We totally saw a purple rat!
12:20Or was it more of a deep eggplant?
12:22It had a definite brown undertone.
12:24Okay, let's agree on mode for the rat.
12:26It's a purse dog!
12:27And it's indigo.
12:29Actually, it's a ferret.
12:31Thought it was a cocktail wiener dog.
12:33Did anybody else hear that?
12:35It must be...
12:38Oh, I think it's God!
12:40Hi, God!
12:42It's me, Kirsten!
12:44Can I please have a scooter?
12:47In teal?
12:49Sorry to bust up the congregation, but it's only Jude.
12:52Jude is God?
12:54No way!
12:56Maybe the purple rat, I mean ferret, I mean purse dog, is trying to find its way home.
13:03To the pet store!
13:08Which way did the rat go?
13:11It's up to us now, troops.
13:13Let's move out!
13:15Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's set it up!
13:24Hey!
13:26Did Muffet come back into the store?
13:28No.
13:29Have you already lost your ferret...
13:30Uh, dog?
13:33There it goes!
13:35Follow that ferret!
13:37Ah!
13:38Just take it off!
13:40Make way!
13:41Coming through!
13:42Make way!
13:50There it goes!
13:55Wyatt, what are you doing here?
13:57Thought you were seeing Penguin Force.
13:59I wish.
14:00I've been too busy helping people buy tickets.
14:03Aw, Muffin wants to see the movie too.
14:06Isn't that adorable?
14:08Priceless.
14:10Yes!
14:11I knew my time would come.
14:15Penguin Force to the rescue!
14:17Jude, you're totally making my mouth water.
14:21Jude?
14:22Where are you?
14:23Stuck in an air vent, bro.
14:25No way.
14:26How?
14:27Well, dude, it's a long story.
14:30You see, first, I noticed it was gonna be one of those days where I thought, hey, maybe I should
14:37stay in bed a little longer.
14:38But I said no.
14:40There's something out there for Jude.
14:42Can we talk later?
14:43Don't want to miss my movie.
14:44Sure thing, bro.
14:47Um...
14:51This theater is closed due to reported rat sightings.
14:56I want this area cleared.
14:59Two hours should do it.
15:01Now, let's gas this place.
15:06Oh, man.
15:08Oh, man.
15:09So close.
15:10Ah!
15:11Ah!
15:16Muffin!
15:18Now that the rat's gone, can I see my movie?
15:20No!
15:21We can't abort now, son.
15:23They could be everywhere.
15:25Yeah. Besides, I didn't get dressed up like this for nothing.
15:37I brought along some ferret snacks to help lure Muffin.
15:39What did you say?
15:40Doggy treats. I brought doggy treats. Doggy treats for your little doggy.
15:45What's the use? How can I save the animals when I can't even save Muffin?
15:50I wouldn't worry, Caitlin.
15:51Yeah, we'll find him.
15:53I believe in you, Caitlin.
15:55Aw, thanks, Jude. Wherever you are.
16:06Hey, little guy. Where'd you come from?
16:10You're just looking for a friend, aren't you?
16:13I'll be your friend, little dude.
16:17Hold on, buddy.
16:20That tickles.
16:24Stop! I'm being tickled to death by a purple rat!
16:29Jude found the ferret.
16:33Did I hear somebody say, rat?
16:37It's a ferret. I mean, purse dog.
16:41Why didn't I think of this before? We can follow the giggling right to Jude.
16:56I can't take it.
17:00That's kind of infectious.
17:13Okay, we have to stop laughing, or we won't be able to hear Jude.
17:21Okay, that's better.
17:33The laughing's coming from over there.
17:41Hey, look!
17:42Jude, we found you, buddy.
17:45Get it off me. I can't take it anymore.
17:48Then I can get at that rat.
17:51You touch Muffin, and I'll exterminate you.
17:55Okay, girly. Take it easy.
17:57Everybody, grab holes.
18:01Oh. Huh?
18:04Wow.
18:06Is this the year 3000?
18:08How long was I in there for?
18:14Muffin, I missed you.
18:18What a cute little ferret.
18:22Whatever. I'm too tired.
18:24I'm sure you've got all the proper papers for this little guy.
18:27Papers?
18:28Yes.
18:29Ferrets fall under a little-known section of the Exotic Animal Act.
18:33They're not supposed to be kept as pets.
18:36Oh.
18:36Wait one moment, young man.
18:38Then I'll take it from here.
18:41This little terror is now mall property.
18:45Hmm?
18:46Who's the cutest little killer, huh?
18:48That's right, you are.
18:50Hmm.
18:50Yeah, daddy loves you.
18:52Daddy is so proud of you.
18:55Um, I mean, this little guy will make an excellent security dog.
19:01Should I mention that it's not really a dog?
19:04Shh.
19:05Shh. I loved the very end when Penguin Force rescued that cute family of polar bears in Germany.
19:11Look on the bright side. Now you don't have to go to the movies alone.
19:15I'm going to get a good old-fashioned DVD.
19:26Well, I'm officially out of the pet business for good.
19:30What happened?
19:31I accidentally put the snakes in the same cage as the mice.
19:34It wasn't pretty.
19:36Who knew?
19:36I'm really impressed, Caitlin.
19:38I had no idea you were such an animal lover.
19:41These animals shouldn't be confined to cages.
19:43They need to roam free.
19:47Someone's about to flush a spider in the public washrooms.
19:50Later.
19:54Well, maybe with a little cashmere wrap and a chin wax, they'll be almost cute.
20:00That's right, Sergeant Muffin.
20:02Sniff him out.
20:04Lead me to those rancid, delinquent maggots.
20:10What?
20:11Do you smell one?
20:12Come on, let's go.
20:13I like the way you work, soldier.
20:15I'm with you.
20:18Check it out, dudes.
20:20Stuck my coin on a magnet.
20:23I couldn't stand the thought of losing you again.
20:30I'll save you.
20:32Oh, no.
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