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00:31Honey, I'm home.
01:06Oh, Mama's little helper.
01:08I'm the baby.
01:09Gotta love me.
01:21Look what Daddy got you.
01:23Not Mommy.
01:24Daddy.
01:25From Mama?
01:26No, no, no.
01:27Mommy had nothing to do with it.
01:28Well, she wrapped it, but Daddy bought it with money from his back-breaking job.
01:33Let's see.
01:34Let's see.
01:34Look, it's one of those mutant ninja caveman ninja teenage thingies.
01:39I picked it out by myself for you, just for you.
01:43It's from Dad.
01:45Ribbon!
01:45Mama got me ribbon.
01:47Ha, ha, ha.
01:48Yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw.
01:49Mama got me ribbon.
01:51Ribbon.
01:52Mama got me ribbon.
01:53Mama got me ribbon.
01:54Mama got me ribbon.
01:57Let the food chain...
02:01Da-da-da-da.
02:02Ho, ho.
02:03Hi, hi, hi.
02:04I'm your green grocer with this week's specials at the food chain.
02:07Look at these summer slugs.
02:09They're big.
02:10They're juicy.
02:11They're slimy.
02:12Oh, pop them in your mouth.
02:13They leave a trail all the way down your throat.
02:15Yum, yum.
02:16$1.95 a pound.
02:18Hey, on those hot summer days, nothing says refreshment like frozen rat on a stick.
02:23Mmm, boy, my grandkids love them.
02:26Whoa, ho.
02:27Beep, beep.
02:28Ha, ha.
02:29Gourmet alert.
02:30Ha.
02:30Grap Delights are back.
02:32The sweetest-tasting furriest little animals in the world.
02:35They used to be plentiful, but now they're in short supply.
02:37So get down here because, ha, when these Grap Delights are gone, baby, they're gone.
02:43Shouldn't you be on your way to the store?
02:45For what?
02:47Well, isn't your anniversary coming up?
02:49Yeah, so?
02:51Your 20th anniversary.
02:53Could be.
02:54That's the Grap Delight anniversary, dude.
02:59I know that.
03:00What makes you think I don't know that?
03:01You gotta have more faith in your old man, Charlene.
03:05Mm-hmm.
03:06Oh, wow, look at that.
03:08Hey, look at the time.
03:10I gotta go buy a set of tires.
03:22Huh?
03:23Robbie, grab the lights.
03:25See?
03:26Huh?
03:27For me and your mom's anniversary.
03:29I got the last two.
03:31Great.
03:32Earl, is that you?
03:34Uh, hide these from your mom.
03:37Huh?
03:39Okay, I'm coming, friend.
03:41Oh, boy.
03:46Huh?
03:47Shouldn't you be hiding us?
03:48Can't you see he's thinking?
03:49I'm merely reminding him of his responsibility to his father.
03:52Now be quiet.
03:53Hey, I'm trying to write a paper here, okay?
03:56We've offended him.
03:56What's your paper about?
03:58Oh, it's none of our business.
03:59It's a social studies paper, and it's not going very well.
04:02Why dinosaurs rule the Earth?
04:04We're big.
04:05Yeah, that really bites, doesn't it?
04:07Well, there's certainly no denying that size allows the dinosaur almost unlimited benefits.
04:11Of course, the duality of nature dictates that for every benefit, there must be a cost.
04:16Don't you agree?
04:18Uh, well, I, uh...
04:19We've lost him.
04:20So try an illustration.
04:21Of course, why is it good to be big?
04:23Well, we get to eat whoever we want.
04:25Uh, no offense.
04:27Oh, none taken.
04:27However, we don't blame for the future.
04:29There won't be any more food.
04:30That would be the cost.
04:32Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
04:32What do you mean, no more food?
04:34Uh, there's always more.
04:35That's what more means.
04:36Oh, dear.
04:40Imagine that these are all the grapes in the world.
04:42Um, yeah, so?
04:44Now, suppose that you eat all the grapes.
04:46Mm-hmm, okay.
04:52Okay, now what?
04:53Now, suppose you want grapes tomorrow.
04:55Mm-hmm.
04:56Well, I'll go to the market and get some.
04:58But those were all the grapes in the world.
04:59Mm-hmm.
05:00Well, then I'll have to eat something else.
05:01Oh, well, you rule the world.
05:03A world without grapes.
05:05So, you're saying if we eat them all, there won't be any more?
05:09I think he understands.
05:10Ah.
05:11Huh.
05:12I can stretch that to 500 words easy.
05:15Or maybe he doesn't.
05:16You guys can help me with my homework every day.
05:18Or at least until Mom and Dad's anniversary.
05:21Hmm?
05:23Huh.
05:32So, Tuesday night, boys' night out.
05:35What's it gonna be?
05:37Hey, how about bowling?
05:38Bowling!
05:39Yeah!
05:40Guess I'll keep the score again.
05:42Hey, Roy, you could try kicking the ball down the alley.
05:45Ah!
05:45Oh, yeah, that's rich, yeah.
05:47You know, have you noticed tough being a Tyrannosaurus?
05:49Anyway, I'm very good at soccer.
05:51Yeah.
05:52Hey, are you in, Earl?
05:55Eh, Tuesday, Tuesday.
05:58No, that's friend's anniversary.
06:00Yeah?
06:00Mine, too, if you think about it.
06:02Oh.
06:02So, then we'll see at 8?
06:04Oh, no.
06:06This is the big one.
06:07The 20th anniversary Graptolite dinner.
06:11Oh.
06:11You got Graptolites?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Two juicy ones.
06:16The last two they had.
06:18I remember the days when I was a kid.
06:2099 cents they got for a dozen.
06:23I paid 8.99 each.
06:25Well, that's because I can't find them around much anymore.
06:27Yeah, they're a rare delicacy now.
06:30But, boy, they are the sweetest tasting things in the world.
06:34Yeah, I must have eaten a million of them.
06:36Me, too.
06:37Me, too.
06:37Heh.
06:39I wonder where they all went.
06:42Hmm.
06:42We'll never know.
06:44You might just have the last two in the world there, you lucky guy.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Sinclair!
06:50I'm not here.
06:50I'm not here.
07:01I'm not here.
07:06All right.
07:07I'm sure she is, sir.
07:08Yeah.
07:09A little wine, candlelight, and those Graptolites are going to taste so sweet and satisfying.
07:15Mmm.
07:16You and the wife will probably look each other in the eye and tell each other how very much in
07:21love you still are, and who knows?
07:23Maybe even take a little trip upstairs and...
07:25Ha!
07:27Ha!
07:29Ha!
07:29Ha!
07:30Ha!
07:31Ha!
07:32That's gonna happen!
07:34It's not?
07:35I want those Graptolites!
07:38What?
07:38They are my favorite food, Sinclair.
07:40Everybody's out of them.
07:41You got them.
07:42I want them.
07:43You don't give them to me?
07:44I'm gonna bite off your head.
07:46B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- I can't give them to you, sir.
07:49They are for my wife.
07:50If she didn't get them, she'd be very unhappy.
07:53How much is your wife's happiness worth to you, Sinclair?
08:00I see what you're getting out there, Mr. Richfield, but no amount of money is worth taking this away from
08:06my wife!
08:08My wife's happiness means the world to me.
08:11Here's 50 bucks.
08:14It's a small world, after all.
08:16But with all due respect, you know, there is the matter of my own personal dignity, sir.
08:21You only get one 20th anniversary, and if I sell you my Graptolites, how much is my personal dignity worth?
08:28I got another $23 for your personal dignity.
08:32That should cover it.
08:39Oh, and what about my self-respect?
08:41I think we've taken care of that.
08:43Oh, good.
08:50Thanks for everything. I got an F.
08:54Careful!
08:55Hey!
08:56Oh, sorry. I didn't see you.
08:58You first.
09:00Oh, he seems distressed.
09:02I hope it's nothing we've done.
09:04Why Dinosaurs Rule the Earth.
09:05And I wrote a whole essay about what you guys said about how we're too wise to eat all the
09:09grapes.
09:10Look what the teacher wrote.
09:14There'll always be more grapes.
09:16That's what more means.
09:19An F.
09:21But just because the teacher doesn't understand doesn't mean you failed.
09:25Stanley Kravitz got an A.
09:27Well, what did he write?
09:28He wrote, because we're big.
09:30That was my answer.
09:31I had the right answer, and I let you guys talk me out of it.
09:34Why'd I let you talk me out of it?
09:36Because it's wrong.
09:38Yeah, but the teacher thinks it's right.
09:40Well, what if the teacher's wrong?
09:42Yeah, right.
09:43What if the teacher's wrong?
09:44I try that on my parents all the time, and it never works.
09:49Anyway, the teacher said there would always be enough grapes, and there would always be enough of everything.
09:53Then she called me a radical.
09:55But there's not always going to be enough of everything.
09:57Uh-uh.
09:58Uh, leave me alone.
10:00I already flunked once, and that's what I get for letting food do my homework.
10:05Robbie, we're the last two grapes.
10:08Hmm.
10:10What?
10:10That's why they can't find any more of us.
10:12There aren't any.
10:14We're the last of our kind.
10:16Hmm.
10:16Uh, how can that be?
10:18Because we're delicious.
10:19Whoa.
10:20My parents are going to eat you tomorrow night, and then there won't be any more of you at all.
10:24Oh, boy.
10:25Yes.
10:25What a blow to your teacher.
10:27Oh, well, you guys should try to escape or something.
10:29No, no, no, no.
10:30We need to help you with your paper.
10:31It's very important.
10:33Yes, very.
10:33But this is your last night on Earth.
10:35Forget the paper.
10:36The assignment is over.
10:37No, it's not.
10:38Not if you don't know the answer yet.
10:39No, no.
10:40Here, Robbie.
10:41Try it again.
10:42Okay.
10:43Now, why do dinosaurs rule the Earth?
10:46Hmm.
10:48Why?
10:50Robbie!
10:51Whoa, that's your father.
10:52Happy anniversary.
10:54Shh.
10:55Uh.
10:59Robbie, give me the grap delights.
11:01Huh?
11:02Uh.
11:03Shh.
11:03Shh.
11:10You know, one minute the grap delights were here, and the next minute they were gone.
11:14I guess they must have run into the woods.
11:16Why do you always do this to me?
11:18I can't breathe, Dad.
11:20Yeah, yeah, we all got problems.
11:22Oh, please.
11:26See, uh, so, so, so they got away, you know, and if Mom could see how upset you are, she'd
11:30know how much you wanted her to have those grap delights, and how much you love her, and
11:33that's the only present she'll need.
11:35Well, that's the only present she's gonna get.
11:37I sold the grap delights to Mr. Richfield for 73 bucks.
11:41You sold Mom's anniversary gift?
11:43He was gonna bite off my head.
11:45Dad, where's your self-respect?
11:47I had to throw that in to close the deal.
11:49Ah, it's...
11:50And now they're running around the woods unprotected.
11:52Ah.
11:53I've gotta find those poor little sweet creatures before somebody else eats them for free.
12:01Okay, okay, okay.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Oh, oh.
12:05Oh, oh.
12:06Boy, your father seems to be under a lot of stress.
12:09It's because of us, you know.
12:10Hmm?
12:11Yeah.
12:11Perhaps we should turn ourselves in and accept our fate.
12:14No!
12:15One cannot avoid one's destiny, Robert.
12:18Mm-hmm.
12:18One can try.
12:19Your whole species is at stake.
12:21Why am I the only one willing to fight for it?
12:23Perhaps that is your destiny.
12:25You seem to have a keen sense of moral responsibility.
12:28And one who runs from his responsibility can only become a slave to shallow and materialistic
12:32goals.
12:33Ah-ha!
12:34Ah-ha!
12:36Dad promised me a dollar if I found them.
12:39Huh.
12:42I get the dollar.
12:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:45I'll give you two dollars if you keep your mouth shut, okay?
12:47Ooh, I'm sure if you'd go two, Dad'd go three.
12:51Ah!
12:52Who are you?
12:53We're the Graptolites.
12:54Yes.
12:54Who are you?
12:55Oh, I'm the baby.
12:56Gotta love me.
12:57Oh, pleased to meet you.
12:59Let's play.
13:00Ooh!
13:02The innocence of children.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Ooh!
13:07The unbridled spirit of youth.
13:09Yeah.
13:09Ooh!
13:11Give me that!
13:12Here's what it feels like.
13:14Hey!
13:15Hey!
13:17Again!
13:18What?
13:19Yeah, yeah, yeah!
13:20Ooh!
13:21Again!
13:22Seven, eight, nine, ten.
13:24Okay, here.
13:25Again!
13:25Honey, baby.
13:26Easiest money I ever made.
13:27Yeah, yeah, fine.
13:28Just get out.
13:31Ah.
13:33Bye.
13:34Bye!
13:37I don't know what came over me.
13:41I love children.
13:42Do you have any?
13:43What?
13:44Children.
13:45Hey, you could keep the species alive if you had children.
13:49I mean, you know, providing that one of you guys is a girl.
13:52Not that you don't have a really nice figure.
13:54Whichever one of you, uh, might be a girl.
13:57I'm the female.
13:58So why don't you have children?
14:00He's never even asked me out to dinner.
14:02There's no time for dinner.
14:04You guys are dinner.
14:05Time is not the issue, Robert.
14:07We don't believe this is a safe world to bring up children.
14:09Especially delicious children.
14:11Mm-hmm.
14:11Well, maybe we can make it safer for you and your children.
14:15You know, before me, nobody knew what you guys had to offer.
14:18I could tell other dinosaurs.
14:20His optimism is encouraging.
14:22But is it justified?
14:23Now, now, who should I tell first?
14:26Ooh!
14:26How about your father?
14:28Uh, no.
14:30Robbie, what are our chances if you can't convince your own father?
14:33Yeah.
14:34Mm, yeah.
14:36Here, little grap-dolites.
14:38Come on, you little furry fellas.
14:41My boss wants to meet you.
14:45Dad, I've got something for you.
14:49Robbie, you found him.
14:51Way to save your dad's life.
14:54Dad, your grap-dolites are the last two in the world.
14:56You can't give them to Mr. Richfield.
14:58But Robbie, he paid for them.
15:00They belong to him.
15:02Really.
15:02But, but they're not just food.
15:04They know stuff.
15:06The world will be worse off when they're gone.
15:08Why?
15:10Well, they showed me that there are other creatures in the world that are, well, maybe not as important
15:14as dinosaurs, but it's important that they be here.
15:17And you believe that?
15:21They trust us to do the right thing, Dad.
15:35Boy, you try to make a couple extra bucks for your family, and what do you get?
15:39A burning moral dilemma from your son.
15:43How dare he put this on me?
15:47Well, perhaps it's just that he believes in you.
15:50And how do you know?
15:51Well, you know how he feels about us.
15:54And still, he gave us to you willingly.
15:56Willingly?
15:56Yes.
15:57If that doesn't show faith in you, I don't know what does.
16:00Food for thought.
16:01Thought from food.
16:02Are you guys really going extinct?
16:11Any minute now.
16:12Yes.
16:13Oh, yeah.
16:14I have a big decision to make here, huh?
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:18I hate those.
16:19Sinclair!
16:20Huh?
16:21Entry with the entree.
16:24Okay.
16:25You guys, you guys are in the box.
16:27Come on, watch it.
16:32Hurry up, Sinclair!
16:33I'm salivating all over my desk!
16:36I'm sorry, Mr. Richfield.
16:41I've decided that these Graptolites are not for sale.
16:45What?
16:46Here's your money, Peck.
16:51Sinclair, you dog.
16:53You got the nerve to put the squeeze on me?
16:55I like it!
16:56I respect it!
16:58Name your new price.
17:00There is no price.
17:04You stink at this, Sinclair!
17:06These are the last two Graptolites on Earth.
17:08If you eat them, there aren't anymore.
17:11Forever!
17:12So I'm sorry if you're angry, but I made my decision.
17:18Angry?
17:19Well, I'm not angry, Sinclair.
17:21I'm appalled.
17:23I had no idea.
17:27Then you understand?
17:29Oh, I am deeply touched by the sad plight of these poor, poor creatures.
17:36I want to help them.
17:38Well, that's not necessary, sir.
17:39I'll just take them home so my son can protect them.
17:42Well, your son may be well-intentioned, but he, like you, is a simple individual, and then
17:48you simple individuals do not have the vast resources to accomplish good in the world.
17:54Well, who does?
17:58Corporations.
17:59Such as this one.
18:00Good can only happen in this world when individuals put their trust in corporations.
18:08We'll take care of your little friends.
18:11Well, gosh, Mr. Richfield, corporations really do that?
18:16Corporations do.
18:18So, what do I do?
18:21Hand them to me.
18:38You've done the right thing.
18:40Um, uh, buy yourself something nice.
18:43Thank you, sir.
18:51Gee, who'd have ever thought a corporation would be compassionate and caring?
19:15Why dinosaurs rule the earth?
19:21Hmm.
19:23Huh?
19:24Huh?
19:34Oh, my.
19:36Oh.
19:38Wow.
19:41Wow.
19:47Robbie.
19:48Dad, come here.
19:49Check this out.
19:50Come on.
19:51Come on.
19:54Come on.
19:55Come on.
19:58Come on.
19:58Shh, shh, shh.
20:02Huh?
20:09Bobby?
20:15I promise.
20:17I promise.
20:18I promise.
20:24Happy Anniversary, Fran.
20:26Happy Anniversary, Earl.
20:33Goochie-goo.
20:35Babies.
20:36Babies.
20:37Now I can't mind.
20:39Aw.
20:40Ha ha ha ha.
20:42Aw.
20:43Aw.
20:44Aw.
20:44Dad.
20:45Dad.
20:47Bye-bye.
20:49Bye-bye.
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