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00:31Honey, I'm home!
01:01What?
01:03The evil Dr. Bad is up to no good again.
01:05Is there no one who can save us?
01:07Look!
01:08It's Captain Action Figure!
01:10Yay!
01:12Stand back, kids.
01:13This calls for my Captain Action Figure laser-sided bazooka blaster.
01:18Mm-hmm!
01:19Ha-ha!
01:24What's that?
01:26Is this available in stores everywhere?
01:28It sure is, Jeffy!
01:29Does it come with utility belt and limited supply of action ammo?
01:33Sold separately.
01:34What's that?
01:35How long is this commercial?
01:37Not a commercial!
01:38Children's programming!
01:40Huh?
01:41Yeah!
01:42That's it!
01:43What?
01:44What's that?
01:45No!
01:45The TV is off.
01:47I refuse to have you exposed to one invertebrate after another.
01:51Here, have a snack.
01:53Ooh!
01:55What's that?
02:04Robbie, what happened?
02:06Nothing.
02:07Everything's fine.
02:09Was it that wild pack again?
02:11No, no.
02:12I-I heard myself studying.
02:14Robbie, if there are boys out there roving around in packs causing trouble, I want to know
02:18about it.
02:19Hey, you wax the table.
02:21I can see myself.
02:23Hi, Mom.
02:23I'm home.
02:25Hey, Rob.
02:26I found your science book in the street.
02:28I think it's yours.
02:29It didn't have your name in it, but this is your blood, right?
02:33Uh-huh.
02:35Thought so.
02:35So, what's for dinner?
02:37I'm starved.
02:38Charlene, do you know what happened to your brother?
02:40Who doesn't?
02:42A wild pack mopped up the street with him.
02:44Tell me what actually happened.
02:46They actually mopped up the street with him.
02:49They actually picked him up by his feet and dipped his head in the swamp and actually
02:53dragged him up and down the street, which I must say is cleaner than it's ever been.
02:58Thanks.
03:00Hello, my sweet...
03:01Hi, Dad.
03:04So, what minor domestic problem awaits my immediate solution?
03:07Earl, what if those packs beat up Robbie again?
03:10Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
03:12They attacked him.
03:13Are they finished attacking him?
03:15Yes.
03:15Then let's get him off the table and dinner on it.
03:19Well, if you're not going to do anything about it, I am.
03:22Robbie, give me the names of the boys that did this to you.
03:26I'm going to call each and every one of their mothers.
03:28Mom, at least let me escape with a shred of dignity.
03:31Oh!
03:33Friend, if you get on the phone right now, what are you teaching this boy?
03:36That conflict can be resolved by rational discussion among reasonable adults.
03:40Oh, why don't you just send him skipping out on the street with bows on his head?
03:45Oh!
03:45Face it, friend.
03:47The boy's got to learn to fight his own fights.
03:49And what if he gets killed?
03:50Then I guess I'll owe you an apology.
03:53Yo, yo, back to neutral corners, Mr. and Mrs.
03:57I was so concerned when news reached me of young Robert's unfortunate escapade
04:03that I decided I would pop around to see how the patient was doing.
04:08Why, that's very sweet, Spike.
04:11Um, would you like to stay for dinner?
04:14Well, I don't want to impose.
04:16Oh, no, no, no, no!
04:17You're not imposing, because you're not invited.
04:19Although it's been the longest time since I had a home-cooked meal.
04:23Yeah, well, we don't want to be the ones to break that streak, so...
04:28Goodbye.
04:29Out the door you go.
04:30Ah, well.
04:30Come on, Spike.
04:31I need to talk to you anyway, someplace else.
04:33Far away!
04:35Robbie, what about dinner?
04:36I'll eat it when my teeth grow back.
04:39Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:41I gotta tell you, Spike, I'm getting real tired of guys beating me up.
04:45Well, have you ever considered fighting back?
04:48There were eight of them.
04:49How am I supposed to beat up a whole pack?
04:51I need a pack of my own.
04:52Well, there you go.
04:53You can call them the West Side Shrieking Mama's Boys.
04:57I want to join your pack.
04:58I want to join the scavengers.
05:00Hey, whoa, whoa.
05:01Whoa, whoa.
05:02Sparky.
05:03Not possible.
05:04Why not?
05:05We have standards.
05:07Like what?
05:08Well, first of all, a certain level of viciousness is required.
05:12Hey, I can be vicious.
05:14I also hear you can be a mob.
05:16Okay, alright.
05:17So I'll be the quiet, thoughtful one in the back who keeps track of the paperwork.
05:21That's very nice, but we are not currently interviewing for clerical positions.
05:25Hey, hey, wait, wait.
05:26Come on, come on.
05:27You gotta get me into the scavengers.
05:28You're my friend.
05:30No, I'm not.
05:31Yes, you are.
05:33Fine with friends.
05:34Now, strictly as a friend, what's in it for me?
05:38Uh, well, the satisfaction of helping out a bud in trouble.
05:43Funny, but somehow I long for more.
05:46I don't have any money.
05:48Well, how about you invite me over to dinner at your house?
05:51Sure.
05:52When?
05:53No say every night around six.
05:57Ah, here we are.
05:59Boy, what a dumb.
06:01Hey, this happens to be home to the scavengers and those guys in there, my family.
06:08Well, one of your family just ate the head off a goat.
06:10Now, the leader of the pact is a guy named Andre.
06:14He's psychotic, he's vicious, and delightfully unpredictable.
06:24What's the secret violent act?
06:26Hmm.
06:27Ding-dong.
06:31Brother Spock, nice follow-through.
06:33So, who's the date?
06:36Hey, Scabby.
06:38Uh, this here's an associate of mine.
06:41He's here to see Andre.
06:42Well, be careful, brother.
06:43Andre's in one of his loo.
06:45He just hates someone who didn't agree with him.
06:49Ha!
06:49Ha!
06:50I hate when that happens.
06:51Ha!
06:52Ha!
06:53Ha!
06:54Ha!
06:56Ha!
06:57He's not a lava-laga.
06:59Sure, Andre.
07:00Hey, hey, hey, hey.
07:01You're going crazy, Moe.
07:02Bye.
07:06Bye.
07:09Bye.
07:10The war approaches Andre de Boratians.
07:12Devourer of the meek and helpless.
07:14The gesture of all who may oppose him.
07:16And leader of the mighty scavager patent.
07:18Hey, yo, chief.
07:19It's me, brother Spike.
07:21It is brother Spike, oh terrifying one.
07:24Commissure of fine females.
07:26Make ordeals.
07:27Scourge of the swamp.
07:28Shut up!
07:29I know who it is!
07:31Shut up!
07:31The great Andre knows who it is!
07:35It is.
07:36So, Spike, what do you want?
07:38I'm busy.
07:39I just wanted to introduce you to this guy who wants to join the pack.
07:44Rob, meet Andre, and Andre, this is Rob.
07:50Nah, well, my work is done.
07:53See you at supper.
07:55But, but, uh...
07:57So, Punk, you want to join the scavengers?
08:02Yes, yes, please.
08:04Good idea.
08:06Really?
08:07Yeah.
08:08We're always looking for someone to use as target practice.
08:11Oh.
08:12Well, that's not exactly, uh...
08:14Yeah, you could be our own in-house victim.
08:17No.
08:18We don't know we could beat up at our leisure.
08:21Hey, listen up, everybody!
08:22Whoa!
08:23This is Rob.
08:25He's gonna be our new punching bag.
08:27Hey, and be considerate.
08:29If you tear off a limb,
08:31show it back on for the next guy.
08:34Hey!
08:34Hey!
08:35Hey, congratulations, Sinclair.
08:38Looks like you're a hit.
08:40Hey!
08:40If I get killed, my parents are not gonna keep feeding you.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Oh, good point.
08:47And as a gesture of good faith,
08:50our new pal, Rob,
08:52would like to buy brewskis for everybody.
08:55Hey!
08:56Brewskis!
08:57All right!
08:59Just knock back some cold ones,
09:01you'll be best friends in no time.
09:02But...
09:03But I don't drink!
09:06Well...
09:06You do now!
09:08Huh?
09:18Stop!
09:19Snow!
09:20Snow!
09:21Snow!
09:22Snow!
09:23Snow!
09:24Snow!
09:24Snow!ые
09:26whining You're
09:26OK, Sinclair! Thanks!
09:28How's
09:28about another drink?
09:34Gee, it looks like there are no more drinks.
09:40Well then, I'm gonna have to rip off your head and drink your brain.
09:46You're kidding, right?
09:50No. You have three seconds to run and hide like a scared little bunny.
09:55One, I'm closing my eyes.
09:58One, two, three. Ready or not, where's your head?
10:06Come here, you little rabbit!
10:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
10:13No!
10:19Wow, what a great party, huh?
10:21Hey, where's Andre?
10:23Yeah, where is Andre? Hey, where's the new guy?
10:26Scooter, you got me, but with that much brewing him, he couldn't have gotten very far.
10:33Yo, yo, check out sleeping Broody here.
10:39Take it in here.
10:42Look what we got here.
10:45I'm never drinking that much again.
10:47My head is pounding and my mouth is like leather.
10:50It's Andre's glove.
10:51Yeah, and his jacket.
10:53It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened here.
10:58Ah, Sinclair ate him.
10:59He ate our leader.
11:01Possibly scoff-a-later.
11:03Yeah.
11:03What do you know?
11:04I didn't think you had it in you.
11:07Oh, guys, no, no, no, no.
11:08I couldn't have him.
11:10He was just coming at me and I...
11:13I gotta go home.
11:15Where do you think you're going, pal?
11:17I gotta go home.
11:19You got a bit of unfinished business between us.
11:22You're a little bit hungover there, Robbo.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Have a little too much, Andre.
11:27Yeah, but it must have been an accident or something.
11:30Yeah, yeah.
11:31Don't make things difficult, Sinclair.
11:33You wait, I'll eat it.
11:34Now take what's coming to you with dignity.
11:39Oh, no, no, no.
11:40Please, no, no.
11:42Please, no.
11:43No.
11:48Welcome to the club.
11:50You know the coat looks good.
11:51Wait a minute.
11:52I'm a member of the scavengers?
11:56Ha, a member.
11:57Not quite, Sinclair.
11:59You're the leader of the pack.
12:02Hey!
12:13So you mean to tell me your son comes home after being out all night and you're just going
12:18to sit there and eat your breakfast?
12:21Apparently not.
12:23Earl, he needs the guidance of a mature adult.
12:27Hey!
12:27Who stole the prize out of my sugar-frosted boo-boo bears?
12:31Oh.
12:32Mine!
12:33Hey!
12:34Give me that.
12:35That's mine.
12:36No!
12:36Hey, I saw it first.
12:37Earl.
12:38Come on, give me that.
12:39Give me that.
12:39It was mine.
12:40Earl.
12:41How come he gets to have it?
12:43He gets everything.
12:43Uh-huh.
12:47Earl.
12:51Coffee.
12:52Black.
12:53Give me, Daddy.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Earl.
12:56Do you have something to say to your son?
12:58Hey, neat jacket.
13:00That's a scavenger's jacket.
13:02Yeah, so?
13:03So, if they see you wearing that, they'll rip out your spine and make you wear it as a necklace.
13:08Think again, blubber butt.
13:10Nerd.
13:10Because I happen to be their new leader.
13:13Robbie!
13:14The scavengers are a vicious, brutal bunch of common hoodlums.
13:18Cool, Mom.
13:18And they made you their new leader?
13:20Boy, I'm impressed.
13:22In a disapproving kind of way, of course.
13:24Robbie?
13:25Mom, I'm their leader now.
13:26Maybe I can influence them.
13:28Maybe they won't be beating anybody up anymore.
13:30Hey, look.
13:31If I have anything to do with it, they'll really clean up their act.
13:37Hey there, guys.
13:38It's me, your new leader.
13:41You want to knock off the roughhousing there and, uh, and, uh, come to order?
13:48Shut up!
13:53I'm in charge now, maggots.
13:55You do what I say.
13:56You do it when I say it.
13:57Or I'll chew you up.
13:58I'll spit you out and I'll dance on your bones.
14:01Whoa.
14:01Well, there's no need to be surly.
14:04Yeah.
14:05Uh, uh, uh, sorry.
14:07You don't have to shout.
14:08We're right here.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Sorry, I...
14:11I can see you.
14:12Now what?
14:13Well, Chief, uh, why don't you take a seat on your throne and then we can discuss the day's agenda.
14:21All right.
14:21All attempt now to Robbie, the tentative, the unsure one, fashionable replacement for Andre the...
14:29Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
14:37So, what do you guys do for fun?
14:39Hey, hey, we got a daily schedule.
14:42Take a look at this.
14:43There you go.
14:43Oh.
14:45Nine o'clock.
14:46Find things to beat up.
14:48Ten o'clock, beat them up.
14:50Eleven o'clock, beat up the things next to them.
14:53Yeah, I like that one.
14:54Ludge!
14:55Good.
14:56Find things you beat up in the morning and beat them up again.
15:00So, if I get the gist of it, we beat things up?
15:04Yeah, of course.
15:05You gotta go with what you know.
15:06That's right.
15:07And I respect that.
15:08I do.
15:09I really do.
15:09Because, uh, because you found something that works and you do it well.
15:12Thanks.
15:12Well, thanks.
15:14But you've done it.
15:15So, maybe it's time to move on to something very similar but totally different.
15:20Oh, yeah.
15:21Come and come.
15:22Come and come.
15:22Well, I'm thinking, you know, why don't we make friends with the other packs instead of beating each other up
15:27all the time?
15:28No.
15:29No.
15:29You mean, uh, join forces with them?
15:32That's it.
15:33We join forces.
15:35Oh, oh.
15:35I beat up civilians.
15:37Oh, guys, guys.
15:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:41Guys, guys, guys, guys.
15:42What?
15:44And not beat up anybody.
15:46Nobody would beat up anybody.
15:49What?
15:50Nobody.
15:51Oh, oh, oh, I see.
15:53Of course.
15:55Rather than overt beatings, we victimize the general populace in a more subtle fashion.
16:02Like blackmail, extortion, racketeering, and an invisible stranglehold on the music industry.
16:19Whoa.
16:23Yeah.
16:40What?
16:40Hey.
16:41Hey!
16:41How was that?
16:41How was that?
16:41Incoming.
16:41The Predators?
16:43The Predators?
16:45What are we going to know about it?
16:51Hey, wait a minute.
16:53I want out of this right now.
16:55Hey, sorry, buttercup.
16:57There is no way out.
16:59Once you're a scavenger, you're
17:01a scavenger all the way.
17:03From your first cigarette until
17:05you're disemboweled in a very messy
17:07retirement ceremony.
17:09Wait a second. You're telling me
17:11I get killed by a rival pack if I
17:13stay or by my own pack
17:14if I go? Well, that's the pack
17:17life for you.
17:19So, the only way
17:20I get out of here is if I'm
17:23dead?
17:35Why, friend?
17:37Why?
17:38Why did he have to do this?
17:40It's such a waste.
17:42Dad, if you don't buy a casket,
17:44it doesn't look like a real funeral.
17:46You're dead. Shut up.
17:49Dad, if Robbie's going to get out of the pack,
17:52the guys in the scavengers have to believe he's really dead.
17:55And we've all got to do our part.
17:56That's why I moved his stereo equipment into my room.
17:58Hey, I'm only dead until the scavengers find a new leader.
18:02So?
18:02So I want all my stuff put back now.
18:04Ooh, a threat from beyond the grave.
18:07All right, everybody. Here they come.
18:09Hey, you. Play dead, okay?
18:11Oh, yeah, right, right.
18:13Look at the casket. Check out that buffet.
18:16He must be dead.
18:17Welcome, fellow mourners.
18:19Uh-huh.
18:19No, Master Spike.
18:21Exactly how did Wreckhead boot the jug?
18:24Uh-huh.
18:25In what manner did he die?
18:27Oh-oh.
18:29Um...
18:29There was sudden...
18:30Sudden...
18:31And...
18:32Terrible.
18:32It was terrible.
18:33Terrible.
18:34There was this...
18:35Electrical storm.
18:37And...
18:38He was standing naked on top of the hill.
18:42Eh.
18:43Uh...
18:44He was holding a metal pole.
18:46Yeah.
18:46Yeah.
18:46Yeah.
18:47When...
18:48Depositum.
18:49Spah!
18:52Uh...
18:52Hmm?
18:54Ugly.
18:55Yeah.
18:56No buffet for me.
18:57Nope.
18:58Me neither.
18:58Well, let's just have the traditional nibble on the deceased and call it a date, huh?
19:03Yeah.
19:03What?
19:04You're going to eat him?
19:06Yeah.
19:07Hey, sweetheart.
19:08Why do you think they call us the scavengers?
19:11Spike!
19:12Spike!
19:12Well, um...
19:14That's right.
19:14I forgot about that part.
19:18Shoot!
19:21What's going on here?
19:23What?
19:24Huh?
19:24Huh?
19:26Get back!
19:26It's the ghost of Andre!
19:28Why aren't you moans out there looking for me?
19:31We thought the Sinclair ate you.
19:33Yay!
19:34Nobody ate me.
19:35I got drunk.
19:37I fell in a swamp.
19:38I floated downstream.
19:39Hit my head.
19:40Got amnesia.
19:41Was adopted by a family of beavers.
19:43Built a couple of dams.
19:44Remembered who I was.
19:45Ate my new parents and walked back.
19:52What?
19:53It never happened to you?
19:55Well...
19:56Well, this is great.
19:57You're not dead.
19:58Hey, neither am I.
19:59No, no, no, no.
20:00What?
20:01Hey, hey.
20:01Oh, big mistake.
20:03I'm so confused.
20:05Everything's okay now.
20:06Don't you see?
20:07I didn't eat them.
20:08You got your leader back.
20:09It's like the whole thing never happened.
20:11All right, friend.
20:13Let's load the buffet in the coffin and go home.
20:15Not so fast, Toby.
20:17Because, my spiky little friend,
20:20it's time for you to die.
20:22No, no.
20:23That's completely unnecessary.
20:25You could be the leader again.
20:27Here.
20:27Here.
20:28Take your jacket back.
20:31No.
20:32Huh?
20:32I can only regain my title by eating you.
20:37I forgot that part, too.
20:40Great.
20:41Earl, do something.
20:45All right, you punks.
20:49No, Dad.
20:49If I'm ever going to stop being a victim,
20:51I've got to fight my own fights.
20:56Okay, Andre.
20:58It's just you and me.
21:01Uh.
21:02Uh.
21:03Uh.
21:03Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:05Me.
21:05No!
21:10Well, I think it'll be a while before the scavengers
21:13mess with Robbie Sinclair again.
21:15Right, Dad?
21:16That's right, son.
21:17It was hardly necessary for me to pull Andre off your lifeless body.
21:21Did you see that part, Fran?
21:23You were wonderful, Earl.
21:25Uh.
21:26Right up until the moment he screamed like a girl and blacked out.
21:30Chatty.
21:31I spit up on him.
21:33That was very brave, Dean.
21:35Ha, ha, ha.
21:36Look, the battle in Sinclairs.
21:39Hey.
21:40Spike.
21:40You guys are tough in a fight, eh?
21:43Yeah.
21:43And you, Mrs. Sinclair, nice left hook.
21:47Yeah.
21:47I can see why Mr. Sinclair considered you quite the catch.
21:51Ha, ha, ha.
21:53And Mr. S, well, nice open hand slapping.
21:57I'd hate to run into you at a white sail.
22:00Ha, ha, ha.
22:01Ha, ha, ha.
22:02Well, Scooter, looks like you're safe.
22:05Be a long time before anybody picks on a Sinclair, eh?
22:09Ha, ha, ha.
22:09Yeah, well, we couldn't have done it without you, Spike.
22:12I know.
22:14You know, I never would have expected you to turn against your own pack.
22:17Yeah.
22:18Why did you do it?
22:19Well, I don't know, Scooter.
22:22Mm, what's for dinner?
22:24Mm.
22:27Yep, yep.
22:31aspers sebelum
22:31But just that well, maybe you like the catch every move.
22:50That's very nice.
22:51Looks decent.
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