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00:28Transcription by CastingWords
00:31Honey, I'm home!
01:00I'm home!
01:03In the aftermath of this catastrophe, over a foot of volcanic ash has blanketed our
01:09area, stranding thousands in their homes, ravaging millions of acres of farmland, and causing
01:15the following schools to be closed today.
01:18Yes!
01:18Please!
01:20Please!
01:20Please!
01:20Please!
01:22Please!
01:22Please!
01:22Please!
01:23Come on!
01:23Come on!
01:23Come on!
01:23Come on!
01:25Come on!
01:26Come on!
01:27Come on!
01:27Come on!
01:27Come on!
01:27Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:29Come on!
01:39Come on!
01:40to act like wild animals okay and all operations are suspended today and we
01:45say so development corporation well because it's an ash day we get to stay
02:01home from school let's finish breakfast then I'll get the sled oh yeah I'm gonna
02:16make an ash man I'll knock it down and I get to watch daytime TV yeah it's like a
02:31I've never seen a real jet engine before how does it work well to me the best way
02:36to learn about something is by taking a good close look why don't you peek inside
02:40there you go okay while I step behind this asbestos
03:03shield we're gonna need another Timmy you know there are a lot of things that need
03:11doing around here Earl you're way behind on paying the bills I am not look at
03:17this heating bill it's stamped pay now or die at least they're still giving us a
03:21choice oh Robbie don't you have a project for your science fair tomorrow yes and
03:28Charlene don't wanna you can help me here in the kitchen I'm gonna make a whole pot
03:32of grape jelly hey now there's fun mama hmm what's that well this makes the jelly
03:41taste better the flavor goes up into this dome gets caught in these two see
03:45mom that's real fascinating but how about if I go to the store and I buy some
03:49jelly and we can both have a life Charlene or not hey dad this was supposed to be a
03:56big fun day and mom's trying to kill it for all of us I mean who's the boss
03:59around here huh yeah yeah friend what she is
04:10school love it remember class some of the most inspirational inventions in the
04:17history of science have resulted from the fortuitous combination of commonplace
04:22things oh all right who through that hmm combinations combinations let's see um um sneakers yeah um what else what
04:39else what else a pump yeah sneakers with a pump in them
04:44hmm
04:44hmm
04:49oh what a stupid idea
04:52oh
04:52what else
04:53oh geez
04:55I got peanut butter on my chocolate bar
04:58uh yuck I can't eat that
05:01all right all right
05:02I'm never gonna come up with an idea
05:05okay okay combinations
05:07I have to come up with an idea
05:09come on Sinclair stick with it
05:12and on this unexpected holiday from school
05:15thousands of very cool guys and totally hot babes spent the day frolicking in the ash
05:21having what many describe as
05:23the most fun ever
05:26all right that's it I'm going outside
05:28I want you to stay in your room
05:29finish that assignment and have no fun for the rest of your life
05:32isn't she terrific
05:33my mother ladies and gentlemen
05:35how about some applause for the guy paying these heating bills
05:38earl get out of robbie's thoughts and pay those bills
05:41yes dear
05:42fish
05:44all right all right um
05:46yeah we got all right all right all right
05:48let's see what we got here
05:50um yeah
05:52interrupting volcano
05:54yeah
05:56a recycle jelly thing
05:58yeah
06:00and then heating bills nobody wants to pay
06:02oh
06:05that's it
06:06it's a jelly volcano
06:07look look the jelly represents hot simmering lava
06:11now watch this
06:14okay the steam coming off it gets trapped here
06:17flows down here where it not only heats the house
06:20but powers a turbine to generate electricity
06:23ha ha ha
06:24see light
06:25ha ha
06:26always thought light was overrated Sinclair
06:29seems to me the important stuff happens in the dark
06:34i bet it would actually work too
06:35think about it
06:36clean energy
06:37lower heating bills
06:38this could be good for everybody
06:39ha ha ha
06:40well aren't we the little overachiever
06:42well
06:43you really want to win this thing don't you scooter
06:46yeah but the competition looks pretty tough
06:49did you see billy melman's project where you clap and a lamp turns on
06:52i mean that's genius
06:54how am i gonna beat that
06:55oh yeah
06:57yeah well the thing about billy is he uses substandard materials
07:01you know the kind that tend to shatter when broken over his head
07:06oh billy let me see that lamp
07:08no no no no no spike
07:10spike i want to win this fair and square
07:13how have you managed to stay alive so long
07:20this is a diagram of all the layers of our atmosphere
07:24the blue layer represents the air all around us
07:27this is clouds
07:29and the pink layer is hair spray
07:32and the green layer is where sneezes go
07:35and this black stuff is space see
07:39what are these three little dots above the clouds
07:42oh well um uh those are my grandparents and my dog
07:46who got hit by a truck
07:47a very touching tribute
07:51oh thank you
07:52oh no no no no put more of the green liquid into the main chamber
07:55oh still very nice
07:58ah spike
07:59what project have you created for our science fair
08:02i don't do projects
08:04you have to do a project
08:09okie dokie
08:10oh
08:14wow what do we have here
08:17lookie lookie
08:19i called this
08:21what's inside a tv
08:23uh very nice
08:26very realistic
08:27and mr sinclair
08:30what have you got for us
08:32uh this is the sinclair power dome
08:35remarkable
08:36what you've done is utilize an enormous natural power source
08:41that no one has ever thought of tapping into before
08:44oh and it's completely clean power
08:46no pollution
08:46do you realize the ramifications of this project were actually implemented
08:52you think it could be
08:53i don't see why not
08:55huh
08:55robert
08:56this little idea of yours could be the most significant innovation of our time
09:02wow
09:02üssing clay
09:03yes
09:05yes
09:05yes i thought
09:07clap on clap off i'm a millionaire
09:26Listen, listen.
09:28If the full-scale dome works, the chief elder said.
09:32I lost it.
09:33Oh, we would negotiate with Sinclair to secure the right to his design.
09:37Secure the right.
09:38What a beautiful phrase.
09:40What's that mean?
09:42It means that I never thought I'd be saying this.
09:45The government would have to give us money.
09:48I'm telling you, friend.
09:50It's like a dream.
09:51Somebody pinch me.
09:54I love you.
09:58Oh, there's our young celebrity.
10:00Look, son.
10:01Here's another story about your wonderful invention.
10:03Oh, yeah?
10:04What's it say?
10:05Well, to paraphrase, we're rich.
10:08Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
10:11Dad, Dad, I didn't invent this dome to get rich or famous.
10:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:16Guys.
10:17Smile.
10:18Oh, jeez.
10:20I invented it to bring free energy to all dinosaurs and improve the quality of life throughout the world.
10:25Sure, and that's a true source of my pride, son.
10:28Now, I was thinking we could stack the cash in the den and make a little money for it.
10:32Earl?
10:33Oh, yes, my heiress.
10:35These are not the kind of values to teach your son.
10:37Oh, that's all right, sweetheart.
10:39If they're not the right values, we can always buy him new ones.
10:42Dad, not everything is about money.
10:44Yeah, you're right, son.
10:47But this is.
10:49Look, it's great if we can benefit, but what's exciting about this is that all of society benefits.
10:55This is something that's good for everybody.
10:57This is a disaster.
10:58But nothing a chief executive of your enormous power and authority can't handle.
11:03Right, Mr. Ashland?
11:05Cut the butt-kissing, Richfield.
11:07Yes, sir.
11:08You know what I do with a butt-kisser?
11:09No, sir.
11:14We got a problem, Richfield.
11:16This.
11:17The Sinclair Dome, sir?
11:18For years, the We Say So Energy division has been extremely profitable.
11:24Obscenely profitable.
11:26Our annual report is positively scandalous.
11:30But that happy, carefree time is threatened.
11:33By a boy's science project?
11:35Free power puts us right out of the energy business.
11:39Or should I say Robert Sinclair has the potential of putting us out of business.
11:43Unless, of course, we put him out of business first.
11:47Uh-huh.
11:48That's where you come in, Richfield.
11:50You want me to eat him, sir?
11:52Don't be ridiculous.
11:54We're executives in a large, respected corporation.
11:56We don't eat our enemies.
11:58We have lawyers for that.
12:00Come on!
12:01Someone call a lawyer!
12:02Not now, Elliot.
12:03Okay.
12:04Well, what do you want?
12:06Information.
12:08I want to know everything there is to know about young Mr. Sinclair.
12:12Ah, you want me to spy on him?
12:15Please, government spy.
12:17Corporation study.
12:19I want you to do an independent study of young Master Sinclair.
12:24And what will my independent study conclude, sir?
12:27That his dome is a crackpot idea that will never work.
12:30With all due respect, sir, the dome appears to be elegant in its simplicity and will probably work forever.
12:37Without requiring a service department or an extended warranty.
12:42That's because he has no corporation behind him.
12:45Ah.
12:46What we've got to do is discredit the boy.
12:49You've got to make all dinosaurs see that he is not a miracle worker.
12:54That he really is a crackpot.
12:56A perverse, twisted lunatic out to destroy everyone.
13:00Mr. Ashland, you're asking me to destroy an innocent boy just to protect our corporate assets.
13:09I'm honored.
13:10It's all there in front of you, Richfield.
13:12Oh, yeah.
13:15Oh, yeah.
13:16Oh, well.
13:18And if you do your job right, our young friend is going to wish he'd been eaten.
13:37For years, your friends at We Say So have provided energy by burning safe, reliable sources.
13:43Coal, wood, old tires.
13:45But now there's a high school student living right here in Pangaea, who would have you believe you can get
13:52energy from a mountain.
13:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:55Do you see any energy coming out of that mountain?
13:58I sure don't.
13:59Or is it coming out of the tires where it belongs?
14:03We Say So has taken care of you and your family for over 30 million years.
14:09Are you going to listen to somebody else now?
14:12Isn't that kind of ungrateful?
14:14We Say So.
14:15We really don't like having our feelings hurt.
14:18Oh, what a load of...
14:20What?
14:20Never mind.
14:22Oh.
14:23Excuse me, ma'am.
14:24Have you heard about the Sinclair Dome?
14:26Oh, yes, I have.
14:27And I think it sounds fabulous.
14:29Did you know it was invented by a 15-year-old high school student?
14:32Oh, well, no, I didn't.
14:34And did you know that boy actually failed his science class last year?
14:38Really?
14:39We also hear he doesn't always shower after gym class.
14:42Ooh.
14:43What?
14:43And did you realize that this same boy has not denied favoring prison furloughs for convicted
14:49murderers?
14:50Oh, my.
14:51So let me ask you, when it comes to energy for your family, who would you rather depend
14:55on?
14:56A reliable old friend like We Say So or a smelly dropout who'd let killers go free?
15:01Well, we say so.
15:04That's just common sense.
15:06We say so.
15:08We always shower after gym class.
15:10Oh, yes.
15:11Like the public is that easily manipulated.
15:14Ow, ow.
15:15Hey, hey, hey.
15:16Suck tarp.
15:18Robby, what happened?
15:20What happened?
15:21I'll tell you what happened.
15:22I invented something that could make everyone's lives better, and they're trying to kill me.
15:26Now that doesn't matter, sweetheart.
15:28You know your family will always stand behind you no matter what.
15:32I want you out of this house right now.
15:34Good call, Mom.
15:35You are trying to undermine the very fabric of our society.
15:38Gee, Dad, I thought you loved the dome.
15:40You said it was going to make us rich.
15:42Yeah, well, now it's going to make us need plastic surgery and a relocation program.
15:45You can't possibly believe that.
15:47Not the baby.
15:50Huh?
15:50Sheesh.
15:51The We Say So Company has been like a loving, if somewhat sadistic, parent all these many
15:56years.
15:57And how have you repaid them?
15:58By creating free energy and ending pollution.
16:00You put a knife right in their heart.
16:02Oh.
16:03Earl.
16:04It's true.
16:05It's obviously true.
16:06I saw it on TV.
16:07Those We Say So As are lies.
16:09It doesn't matter.
16:10It's temporarily accepted by the masses, so it's the truth.
16:13Dad, you're not being rational.
16:15Oh, sure.
16:16And I suppose the crazed mob on the front lawn isn't rational either.
16:20Aw, jeez.
16:22Oh, this can't be good.
16:25Oh.
16:28Hello?
16:29Sinclair?
16:30Mr. Richfield.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:34Stop apologizing.
16:35You didn't do anything.
16:36I'm sorry if my apology offended you.
16:38Stop being so obsequious.
16:40Uh, that was never my intent, Your Majesty.
16:42Oh, never mind.
16:43Mm-hmm.
16:44You know, Sinclair?
16:46Mm-hmm.
16:46I've been thinking about these ads the company's been running.
16:49And I worry that maybe they've strained our friendship.
16:53We have a friendship?
16:54I'm speaking.
16:54Ah!
16:54So what do you say I take you and the family out to dinner tonight?
17:00Dinner?
17:01You?
17:02Us?
17:03Eating?
17:04Uh, save the sparkling repartee for the dinner, Sinclair.
17:07And remember, the whole family!
17:11Yes, yes, Your Majesty!
17:13Ah!
17:15Ah!
17:15Well, it's all set.
17:17Good.
17:18Then let us take a moment to revel in our evilness.
17:21Huh?
17:21Ah!
17:22Ah!
17:23Ah!
17:24Ah!
17:25Ah!
17:26Ah!
17:27Ah!
17:30Ah!
17:30Ah!
17:31Ah!
17:31Ah!
17:33Ah!
17:34Ah!
17:35Bonsoir!
17:35Bonsoir!
17:36Bonsoir!
17:37Yoy!
17:38Bonsoir!
17:38Bonsoir!
17:39Escargot?
17:40Yeah!
17:42Hey, Rob.
17:43Huh?
17:43Now, if Mr. Richfield is big enough to extend the hand of friendship and reconciliation,
17:47then the least we can do is to shake that hand so he won't kill us.
17:51I haven't done anything wrong.
17:52And he's forgiven you.
17:53Now, let's go suck up.
17:56Well, if it isn't the Sinclairs!
17:59Ha-ha!
17:59What a delightful-looking family you have, Earl!
18:02Whoa, let me introduce them.
18:04Not interested!
18:05Sit down!
18:06Down!
18:06Geez!
18:08My, my!
18:09So good to have you here!
18:11Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
18:15Well, enough small talk.
18:17How about a toast?
18:19To friendship!
18:21To friendship!
18:23Clink glasses!
18:25Uh!
18:25Clink glasses!
18:26Cheers!
18:28Clink me!
18:28Hey, someone clink me!
18:30Hey!
18:31Hey!
18:31Oh!
18:32Ah!
18:33Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
18:38So this is how it all ends.
18:40Shall I expose my underbelly, sir?
18:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
18:45-ha-ha-ha?
18:45Hey, now, now don't be silly!
18:46How could I be mad at such a...
18:49An April-fresh bundle of snuggly goodness?
18:52Goo-chie goo-chie goo!
18:57Waiter! Two pieces of bread! I'm gonna make a sandwich!
19:04Excuse me, Mr. Richfield, but you're not gonna get anywhere with this inviting us out to dinner routine.
19:09We can all see right through you.
19:11Sir, he's lying. I can't. I promise.
19:14Takes me on the honesty, hey, son.
19:16No, no, it's quite all right, Earl. I admire the boy's honesty.
19:20Can I be honest with you?
19:23The elders aren't interested in your dome anymore, son.
19:27Hmm?
19:28It seems to have become unpopular with the public. Don't ask me why.
19:32But being a corporation that has always encouraged the innovative spirit, we'd like to buy your dome.
19:39Yeah, so it can never be built.
19:41Oh, I'm prepared to offer you $500.
19:46Have I given myself away?
19:48I don't want your money.
19:49I do, please.
19:50Smart girl! You must be very proud of your daughter.
19:53Oh, yes, sir. My daughter. Very proud. All mine. My son? Who knows? I was in Babylon.
19:59I don't care what anybody says. I'm not selling the dome.
20:02Robbie, what are you doing?
20:03Come on, boy. Let's do business. $1,000. And that's my final offer.
20:09No sale.
20:10I get $5,000! Keep talking.
20:12I won't sell to you, Mr. Richfield. I'd rather give it to the elders for free than sell it to
20:16you for a million dollars.
20:18This is just a tactic, right?
20:20No, Dad. I mean it.
20:27Gotcha.
20:28Earl, Robbie isn't playing a game. He really doesn't want to sell to Mr. Richfield.
20:33And I'm proud of him.
20:36Oh, yeah. Me too. Proud, proud, proud.
20:39Dad, there's no strategy here. Robbie's selling us down the river over some morality thing.
20:45Oh, sure he is. Right down the river.
20:49Daddy?
20:50Mm-hmm.
20:52Ow!
20:52Why's that?
20:54Dad, if I sell out to Mr. Richfield, I'm no better than he is.
20:58No better than me? Why, you little snot-nose-turp, I oughta...
21:02Mr. Richfield, I think maybe you shouldn't talk to my son like that.
21:05You think? You don't think? You're a tree pusher and you work for me!
21:10Or have you forgotten who you're talking to?
21:12Yes, sir. I have.
21:14Yes!
21:15And until I remember, I wanna say, I don't care if you have enough money to buy the dome and
21:19the whole lousy volcano!
21:21We're not...
21:21Wait! Wait a second!
21:22What did you say?
21:24I said I don't care if you have enough money to buy the dome.
21:26No, no, no! The other part!
21:28Buy the volcano?
21:29That's it!
21:30Bye!
21:31Oh!
21:38Check, please.
21:43Turning to business news, the We Say So Corporation announced this morning that it has secured the rights to all
21:49land around and under Mount Thunder.
21:52Gah!
21:52When asked by DNN if the new owners would still allow Mount Thunder to be capped by the Free Energy
21:58Dome,
21:58a We Say So spokesman said the volcano would be available just as soon as a series of safety tests
22:04have been concluded.
22:06Approximately 100 million years from now.
22:09Ugh!
22:11So everything I did was for nothing. The whole thing was a complete waste of time.
22:15No, not really, son.
22:17Because I learned a little something last night.
22:19For 20 years, I always thought the company was out to make my life miserable.
22:23Now I know that's not true.
22:25They want to make everyone's life miserable.
22:28I don't think I would have known that if it wasn't for you, son.
22:30Well, always glad to help, Dad.
22:33This portion of the news has been brought to you by We Say So.
22:36We Say So. We know what you want. We know what you need. We know where you live.
22:43Good night.
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