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00:05Let's go.
00:31Honey, I'm home.
01:07You finished your bottle, dear, you're full now.
01:10Not full, empty, fill me out.
01:12Honey, that was dinner.
01:13Next bottle's at bedtime.
01:16Tired, sleepy, night-night.
01:18No night-night.
01:19Night-night.
01:20No night-night.
01:21Bottle.
01:22Not till night-night.
01:25This stinks.
01:30Come here, come here, come here.
01:34Mmm.
01:37AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
01:40AHHHHHHHHH!
01:41C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C.
01:45Ha-ha.
01:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:53AHHHHH!
01:57Ma, can we please have dinner?
01:59I'm wasting away my thighs are hardly touching don't exaggerate dear I heard
02:04you coming I don't see why the whole family has to wait for Robbie to get
02:08home from the stupid YMCA hey hey we don't talk that way about the young
02:13males carnivore association in this house little girl I remember the day when
02:18I was initiated down at the Y made quite a meat eater of me do they really make
02:23you rip open a live mastodon with your teeth yeah that's right little girl it's
02:28a good wholesome tradition for a young boy it'll keep your brother off the
02:31streets and teach him about his place in the food chain won't be long before you
02:37get the urge to rip into some flesh yourself huh junior
02:44well man's gonna kill me it's no big deal dude everyone was tearing open their
02:48mastodon I I looked at mine I showed my teeth I ralphed on my shoes hey you
02:53spewed a little lava it happens yeah some carnivore I turn out to be well maybe the
02:58YMCA just isn't right for you yeah tell it to my dad he'll never let me live this
03:02down well not everybody's cut out to be a carnivore Rob did you ever think that
03:07maybe you're a herbivore no way it's possible no not for me it isn't my dad's a
03:14carnivore my mom's a carnivore my sister boy you see a carnivore yeah I've got to be a
03:19carnivore well it's not necessarily hereditary a lot of dinosaurs eat
03:23vegetables from time to time yeah including me oh you you're one of them
03:30are you sure I mean how long have you known well I always kind of suspected
03:34ever since I was 12 you know whenever see vegetables yeah I feel kind of hungry
03:40jeez Dave I never would have guessed hey I sneak out of the house on weekends I go
03:45to this veggie place across town mm-hmm why don't you check it out with me
03:48sometime no thanks I'm not looking to munch on any greens oh you don't have to
03:52eat anything you just hang out and meet some of the herbivore girls really yeah
03:59hey is it true what they say oh yeah about the chlorophyll yeah make some wild oh hey I'm
04:08going tonight huh want to meet me there
04:18I see you
04:32hi everybody I'm sorry I'm late
04:34hey hey there's my carnivore oh dad dad dad oh dad dad come on cut it out dad oh okay
04:43everyone we
04:43can eat now Charlene ah son you and I have had our differences in the past but as of today
04:50you're
04:51on the right track and I'm glad I had you ah geez I just got off the phone with Emily
04:57Stavis
04:58not now Charlene dinner's getting cold she said that Peter Rubin said that Dinah Longson said that
05:04her boyfriend said that Robbie coughed up critters at his initiation I mean I'm gonna bite your head
05:09off oh he's not a carnivore he's a cannibal is this true but the whole thing was stupid anyway
05:17why should I rip apart some poor mastodon I mean what did he ever do to me he was smaller
05:22that's what he
05:23did to you bigger each smaller in the carnivore kingdom that's the way it is that's the way it's
05:28always been it's the food chain Robert love it or leave it yeah well there's some dinosaurs that
05:34reject the food chain yeah well you know what we call them Earl not at the table where did you
05:40learn
05:40that language it's television they say whatever they want television is responsible for the utter
05:46degradation of our society we should write letters mom what get a life oh I don't feel
05:55very hungry hey sit down if your mother can take the time to kill this dinner you can take the
05:59time
06:00to eat it what what why do we have to eat animals every night you know it's possible to get
06:04nutrition
06:05from vegetables oh well it's happened Franny the green menace has crept into our very home Robbie
06:15isn't one of those radicals there's one hiding under every bed friend Robbie I'm gonna ask you something
06:20I'm gonna ask you straight out are you now or have you ever been an herbivore this is nuts I
06:30don't have
06:31to answer this you either answer me or you go to your room fine oh that kid has defied me
06:40at every
06:40turn Fran little by little he's eating away in my heart and soul well at least he's interested in
06:46something I'm carnivorous daddy I'll eat anything that moves it's Charlene
06:58Charlene you are now my son thanks daddy can I have money for lipstick of course son oh I'm not
07:07letting you give up on Robbie like this I want you to go upstairs and talk to him oh that's
07:13what you
07:13want well here's what I want I want to sit here and enjoy my dinner and not go upstairs and
07:19that's what
07:26I want what the hell with me Robbie your father wants to talk to you do not Robbie Robbie see
07:47this friend he's gone skipped out she I come up here on my own for a little heart to heart
07:54with
07:54my boy and how does that little lizard repay me he leaves he doesn't stay he doesn't trust he
08:01doesn't trust his own parents I'm gonna search his room Earl stop it I want to know how far this
08:08thing
08:19is gone broccoli I could have understood a carrot or a little lettuce maybe but right to broccoli no my
08:29son is an herbivore someone at school must have given it to him I'm sure Robbie doesn't even know what
08:36it
08:36he gets it from your side friend what your uncle Elmo the one they never talk about he ain't off
08:42the
08:42wrong side of the plate oh if only my cooking had been better I wouldn't have turned to this
08:52come on honey now don't blame yourself I should have taken him honey when he was a kid
08:58I should have shown him the beauty of killing small thing no no no a tangelo is an orange and
09:09a peach
09:10man it's an apricot and a plum so then uh what's a tomato and an onion salsa
09:28has anybody here seen my old friend Bambi's mother
09:37can you tell me where she's gone Jeff had a lot of people but the tasty they die young just
09:51like
09:52antelope mutton and Bambi's mom
10:04Cukes check it out
10:11I'm not sure I'm ready for this
10:25hi there uh hi I haven't seen you here before yeah yeah well I was carnivorous until a few days
10:34ago I still might be I'm deciding this lamb is your lamb this lamb is my lamb so have a
10:43salad
10:44with thousand eye land yeah I love the smell of lettuce on a dinosaur's lips huh
10:57uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:04uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:05uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:09uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:12uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:12uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:12uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:12uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:13uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:13uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:14uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
11:14uh
11:14We are getting out of here.
11:16Oh, whoa, the old dinosaur is, like, totally herbophobic.
11:20Dad, you're embarrassing me.
11:22I'm embarrassing you?
11:24I just thank God your grandfather's not alive to see this.
11:27You're a carnivore, Robert.
11:29You belong with your own kind.
11:31Now, come on.
11:33What's it gonna be, Robbie?
11:34Are you carnivore, herbivore?
11:36What?
11:37Well, why do I have to be anything?
11:40I have a dream that someday a dinosaur will be judged
11:44not by the content of his lunchbox,
11:46but by the quality of his character.
11:49All right.
11:50Yeah, right on.
11:51We are such radical.
11:54Let go of my son, you pea pusher.
11:56Dad, so what if they eat a few peas?
11:58They're proud of it.
12:00Hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:02Hey, come on, hey.
12:04Oh.
12:05It's give peas a chance.
12:08Yeah, everybody's talking about radishes, regula, radicchio, radicchio, radicchio.
12:13Yeah, I should have dragged you out here a long time ago, Robert.
12:17Look, Dad, I don't want to go hunting.
12:20I just don't like killing things, all right?
12:23Robert, listen to me.
12:24You're not a kid anymore.
12:26Okay, now, look.
12:27No one knows this.
12:28I didn't even tell your mother this.
12:31When I was 14, I...
12:33I experimented with some lettuce.
12:36But those were my salad days, and you're too old for that, Rob.
12:39We're dinosaurs.
12:41We're ferocious.
12:42We're merciless.
12:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:43We got a reputation, son.
12:45Shh.
12:47That's it.
12:48I hear our prey.
12:49Now watch me, son.
12:52Okay.
12:52First, we start to salivate.
12:55Yeah.
12:56Then we approach with stealth.
13:04This is it, boy.
13:06Bon appetit.
13:07I don't wanna.
13:09Eat him.
13:09I'm not even hungry.
13:11Put him in your mouth and chew.
13:13You can't make me.
13:14Hey, what's with the kid?
13:16Uh, nothing.
13:17Nothing's wrong with my kid.
13:18He's a vigil, isn't he?
13:20Hey, hey.
13:21Will you just eat him and let's go home, Robbie?
13:24No.
13:24You know, my son tried the same thing at his age.
13:27Why do I have to eat the other creatures, Dad?
13:30What's so important about the food chain?
13:32What'd you do?
13:33I ate him.
13:34I like it.
13:34I'm tough, but I'm fair.
13:36Robbie, the little snack is making sense.
13:38The food chain is what we live by.
13:40It's what we've always lived by.
13:42Bigger eat smaller.
13:43It's sacred.
13:44The one thing that gives order to our world.
13:47Huh?
13:50What's that?
13:51Oh, swamp monster.
13:52Don't worry.
13:53He never comes out unless he's hungry.
14:02Dad!
14:03Dad!
14:13That was a close one.
14:22Oh!
14:24Oh!
14:26Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:31Incoming!
14:32Whoa!
14:32Whoa!
14:34Whoa!
14:35Whoa!
14:36Whoa!
14:37Whoa!
14:37Whoa!
14:38Where am I?
14:40Don't they teach you anything in biology, kid?
14:43Whoa.
14:43You mean...
14:44Yeah!
14:45We got eaten.
14:46I was the appetizer.
14:47Huh?
14:47You were the main course.
14:48We're in a stomach?
14:50Yeah!
14:50But I wouldn't worry.
14:51A guy your size could sit here for days before heading south.
14:55Incoming!
15:00Fast food.
15:01Shoots right through.
15:03Hey, how can you just sit here waiting to be digested?
15:05Well, that's not gonna happen to me.
15:07I'm a dinosaur!
15:08Whoa!
15:08Listen to Mr. Big Shot, Fancy Pants, top of the food chain.
15:13Let me tell you something, kid.
15:14Huh?
15:15We're all the same in the stomach.
15:24Fran!
15:26Freddy!
15:28Fran!
15:30Fran!
15:30Where's Robbie?
15:32Franny!
15:32Did you find Robbie?
15:34I found him, Fran.
15:35Earl, did you teach him about the food chain?
15:37He knows everything there is to know about the food chain.
15:41Good.
15:42Then we can have dinner.
15:45He's eaten, Fran.
15:47Earl!
15:48What is wrong with you?
15:49Fran!
15:50What?
15:51Fran!
15:51What?
15:52Fran!
15:53Fran!
15:53Fran!
15:54What?
15:54What's missing?
16:00Earl, did Robbie get eaten?
16:04Swamp!
16:05Swamp!
16:06Oh, Swamp!
16:07Monster!
16:08Swamp monster!
16:09Teeth!
16:10Teeth!
16:10So many teeth!
16:11Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:12Big teeth!
16:13Little teeth!
16:14Rows and rows!
16:15And rows of teeth!
16:16All right, we'll go and get him.
16:19What's going on?
16:20Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:22Charlene!
16:22Charlene!
16:23No!
16:23No!
16:23There are just some things too horrible for you to know!
16:26Oh!
16:27Oh!
16:27Oh!
16:27Who ate Robbie?
16:29I don't know!
16:30I don't know!
16:31I don't know!
16:31What do you think?
16:32I asked him for his card?
16:33Earl, you must have gotten a look at him.
16:35Oh!
16:35He was big, Fran!
16:36He was big and mean and hungry!
16:40Oh!
16:40That could be almost anybody out there!
16:43I don't believe it.
16:45Robbie, my brother.
16:46Eaten.
16:50Earl, we have to do something!
16:54How about if we turn his room into, like, a memorial walk-in closet?
16:58No!
17:00Okay!
17:02Okay, Earl.
17:03Listen.
17:04Swamp monsters take days to digest a big meal like Robbie.
17:07We have got to save him!
17:11Well, what do you want me to do, Franny?
17:12The laws of nature clearly state that the bigger eats smaller.
17:16I mean, the swamp monster is well within his rights.
17:19The laws of nature also state that we protect our young, no matter what.
17:30Oh, jeez.
17:31They get you coming and going.
17:34Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie.
17:43Well, uh, I guess it was somewhere right around here.
17:49Uh, yeah.
17:50That, that tree.
17:51Here?
17:51Yeah, yeah.
17:52Where?
17:53Oh, and down there.
17:54There's the leaf, I remember.
17:56Yeah.
17:58There's the place.
17:59Fine.
17:59You wait in there and don't come back without our son.
18:04Mmm, this is a big swamp.
18:09There's probably two dozen swamp monsters that look exactly alike with the same big teeth.
18:15How am I supposed to know which one ate Robbie?
18:23That's him.
18:27Two pair.
18:29Full house.
18:31What a day I'm having.
18:34Incoming!
18:36Whoa!
18:38Whoa!
18:39Whoa!
18:40Oh!
18:42Yeah, whoa!
18:43Dad!
18:44Dad!
18:45Dad, you came in after me!
18:46Your mother made me.
18:47I really appreciate it, Dad.
18:49Huh?
18:51Don't you make nice with me, you who spit on the food chain?
18:54Uh, w...
18:55Yeah, well, it's the food chain that got us into this mess.
18:58Spit, spit, spit!
18:59We're about to be digested.
19:01Do you want to cut me some slack?
19:02You want me to cut you some slack?
19:05Well, all you gotta do is eat him.
19:08Uh, could you wait a minute?
19:11Full house.
19:13Straight flush.
19:17Eat me.
19:18Yeah, well, what difference does it make what I eat anyway?
19:21This is not about eating.
19:23This is about...
19:25It's about defiance.
19:27You defy me every chance you get.
19:29You don't eat what I want you to eat.
19:31You don't think what I want you to think.
19:33And you don't do what I want you to do.
19:36Just tell me what it is that you have against me,
19:39and I will happily jump down this guy's intestines.
19:41I don't have anything against you, Dad.
19:43It's just...
19:44It's just I don't agree with anything you've ever said.
19:48All I ever wanted was for you to live your life exactly like me.
19:52Is that too much to ask?
19:54Oh, come on, Dad.
19:55Didn't you ever disagree with your father?
19:57No, never.
20:01Almost always.
20:03But what's your point?
20:04So, you and Grandpa used to fight like you and me?
20:07Yeah, but that was different.
20:08He was always wrong.
20:11Your Grandpa was less evolved.
20:14He was a wild dinosaur.
20:16He expected me to live in the woods,
20:18have kids in the mud,
20:19eat my mate and die in pieces.
20:22And, you know,
20:23that was okay for him.
20:25But I wanted better.
20:26Well, maybe it's okay if sons have different ideas than their father's dad.
20:31Maybe it's how we evolve as dinosaurs.
20:33Yeah.
20:35Well, maybe that's the law of nature.
20:37Like the food chain.
20:42How did you get so smart?
20:45I don't know.
20:47From Mom, I guess.
20:54I'm just sorry that we're going to be digested now
20:57and you won't be able to have a son
20:58who irritates you as much as you irritate me.
21:01Ah, Dad.
21:02My son.
21:05My son.
21:08Would you two cut it out?
21:09You're making me sick to my stomach.
21:11Huh?
21:12What?
21:13That mushy stuff makes me nauseous.
21:15Cut it out.
21:19Dad.
21:24Ah!
21:25Robbie, you're the best son a dad could ever have.
21:28I just want you to be proud of me, Dad.
21:30Every single day.
21:32Son, you are just a little ball of goodness.
21:36Oh, I love you, Daddy.
21:38Woody, Woody.
21:40Hey, we're hugging down here.
21:42We're hugging.
21:57Another shower, Dad?
21:59Yeah, ten more ought to do it.
22:01You got spit up?
22:02Yep.
22:04You got spit up, too?
22:05Yep.
22:06Did you bring me a present?
22:08Meat and vegetables.
22:10Everyone can pick what they want.
22:12You hear that, kids?
22:13Your mother and I aren't too old
22:14that we still can't learn a thing or two.
22:16What I learned is that my kids are smart enough
22:18to eat whatever they want.
22:20Thanks, Dad.
22:21Thanks, Dad.
22:26Ah!
22:28Ah!
22:30Ah!
22:31Ah!
22:31Ah!
22:32Ah!
22:32Ah!
22:32Ah!
22:35Ah!
22:36Ah!
22:36Ah!
22:37Ah!
22:37Ah!
22:38Ah!
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