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00:07You may have a cookie when you've finished your dinner.
00:11Lala!
00:12Oh, Mom, we're gonna be late for my play if we don't leave now.
00:15Just a minute.
00:16Now you know I'm the lead wood nymph.
00:18If I'm not there, the whole enchanted forest thing goes right down the toilet.
00:21Grand, I have been waiting in that car with your mother for ten minutes.
00:28Just your mother and me, in the car, ten minutes.
00:40I'm on my way.
00:43Robbie, we're leaving.
00:44Okay.
00:45Now, honey, your brother is finishing his dinner, so no cookies for him till he cleans his plate.
00:50What?
00:51One cookie!
00:52You sure you don't mind having to stay here and babysit?
00:55Mom, to avoid Charlene's play, I'd be willing to throw myself down the stairs, sustain severe head injuries, and eat
01:01through a tube the rest of my life.
01:03That's sweet, dear.
01:05Bye.
01:07Bye.
01:08Huh?
01:10Freeze!
01:12Set the cookie down.
01:18I'm in charge, and I'm telling you.
01:20Put the cookie down.
01:23Hey, uh-huh.
01:24Don't you even think about it.
01:28Very good.
01:30Nice and slow.
01:32That's it.
01:33Yeah?
01:34Hey, hey, I told you not to do that.
01:36Now, come on, spit it out.
01:37Come on, spit it out.
01:39Don't you swallow.
01:40Don't you dare swallow.
01:42Huh?
01:44Uh, are you okay?
01:46Baby, little guy, come on, come on, swallow.
01:49Uh, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
01:50Oh, please don't.
01:51Uh, put your arms up.
01:52Lift your arms.
01:53Lift your arms.
01:53Come on now, breathe.
01:54Swallow, swallow.
01:55You're not breathing.
01:56You're not breathing.
01:57Swallow.
01:58Huh?
01:59Oh, no.
02:00What did I do?
02:02Uh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:03Uh, you can have the cookie.
02:36Honey, I'm home.
02:38Honey, I'm home.
02:47Ow!
02:49No!
02:50Uh, uh, uh, uh, no!
03:02Oh, no, what did I do?
03:05Oh, come on, little guy.
03:06Please, please.
03:07Oh, jeez, what am I gonna do?
03:10No, Mom and Dad are gonna kill me.
03:12You gotta wake up, please.
03:14Oh, come on, I gotta do something.
03:16I'll call an ambulance.
03:18Uh, what is that emergency number?
03:20What is it?
03:20911.
03:21911.
03:23Uh, ahem.
03:25Hello.
03:26Hello, emergency?
03:27Yeah, I wanna report a dead baby dinosaur.
03:30What happened?
03:31Well, he pretended to choke on a cookie,
03:33and when his big brother found out he was faking,
03:35he beat the living tar out of him.
03:39Hey, that was a dirty trick.
03:40I was really scared.
03:43Don't you laugh at this.
03:46Hey, don't you ever scare me like that again.
03:49Scaring someone like that is not funny at all.
03:51Yes, it is.
03:52I scared you.
03:53I scared you.
03:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:55Ha, ha, ha.
03:55You think you're pretty funny, don't you?
03:57I'm a scream.
03:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:59You're going to bed.
04:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:03Not bed.
04:03Not sleepy.
04:04Tell me a story.
04:06After what you just pulled, you're going straight to bed.
04:09Story, story, story!
04:11Hmm.
04:11Hmm.
04:12You want a story?
04:13Yeah.
04:14Okay, I'll tell you a story.
04:15And you like the scary stuff, right?
04:18Uh-huh.
04:19Okay.
04:20How about if we make it a scary story?
04:24Ooh.
04:27Yeah, a scary story!
04:29Okay.
04:30This is a totally true story that happened on an autumn night just like this one.
04:35Uh-huh.
04:35There was a full moon in the sky and a cold wind in the air.
04:39Huh?
04:40I was walking this girl home from a date.
04:46Shrubby, it's really nice of you to walk me home, but why do we have to take a shortcut through
04:51a graveyard?
04:52Don't you think it's kind of romantic?
04:53Romantic?
04:54Hey!
04:55Are you nuts at that graveyard?
04:57Oh, yeah, but don't you think it's got a kind of mood?
05:01Yeah, a real creepy mood.
05:03Aw.
05:03And isn't this the graveyard where those kids got attacked by rabid cavemen?
05:06Oh, that story?
05:08Yeah.
05:08Well, little lady, if there's a rabid caveman here, and I highly doubt it, you needn't worry
05:14because Robbie Sinclair is here to protect you.
05:26Hey, hey, come here, you.
05:28Yeah, you're pretty good at beating up girls.
05:30Let's see how you do with somebody your own size fuzzball.
05:34That was pretty respectable.
05:42So what are you gonna do now, smart guy, huh?
05:47Ow, my arm!
05:52My arm!
05:53Ow!
05:56Are you all right?
05:58Yeah, I think so.
06:00Oh, Robbie, you were so brave.
06:03Huh?
06:04You saved my life.
06:05Well, I guess I did, didn't I?
06:07Oh, your arm!
06:08Oh, no.
06:09Is it bad?
06:09Oh, no, it's nothing.
06:10It's just a scratch.
06:11Oh.
06:12Uh, a really big scratch that, uh, bleeds a whole lot.
06:16Oh, Robbie.
06:17Uh, listen, don't worry about me.
06:18Let's get you home, huh?
06:19All right.
06:20Okay.
06:23He bit you?
06:24Were you all right?
06:26I wasn't sure.
06:27The wound the caveman had given me was like nothing I'd ever seen.
06:30Did you wash it with soap and water?
06:32I did.
06:33But the strange thing was, it wouldn't heal.
06:37Get out of here!
06:39No doctor could help me, but there was one dinosaur who knew of such things.
06:45Who?
06:45The oldest and wisest dinosaur in the land.
06:50Uh, uh, excuse me?
06:52You have come for advice to ease the torment in your soul.
06:57Wow.
06:58Well, how did you know that?
06:59Not many guys come out here just to shoot the breeze.
07:03I see your point.
07:05So, I've come to see you because I was bitten by a caveman last night near the old graveyard.
07:10Did you wash it with soap and water?
07:12Yes.
07:13Let me see the wound.
07:16Oh, um, here.
07:18Oh.
07:18And there's a strange mark that appeared on my hand.
07:21Yes, I have seen this kind of mark before.
07:24Huh?
07:25It means you may re-enter the amusement park at any time without paying a second admission.
07:31No, no, no.
07:31Not that mark.
07:32This one.
07:36Um...
07:37This one's not so good.
07:39Huh?
07:40It is the sign of the pentagram.
07:43Uh...
07:43You were bitten by...
07:45Well, yeah, but just by a caveman.
07:47Not a caveman.
07:49A were-man.
07:51What?
07:51A were-man is a creature what is cursed.
07:55Huh?
07:55A dinosaur who turns into a caveman when the moon is full.
08:01But...
08:02What's gonna happen to me?
08:04More bad news.
08:06Now the curse has passed to you.
08:08Huh?
08:09Now you will change at the coming of the full moon.
08:13Huh?
08:13You will thirst only for the blood of innocent ones.
08:17Yeah, but there must be a way to stop it.
08:19There is only one way.
08:21You must strike yourself senseless with a club of the purest silver.
08:27Uh...
08:27A club of silver?
08:28And then I'm cured?
08:29Of the curse, you're cured.
08:31But the extensive facial and internal organ damage...
08:35Oh, boy.
08:39Oh, no!
08:42The moon's coming up.
08:43Then hurry.
08:44Hurry that you may save yourself.
08:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:47Remember, a silver club.
08:50Solid silver, not plate.
08:52Go to a reputable dealer.
08:55I have a cousin.
08:57I raced home desperate to rid myself of the terrible curse.
09:02I had little time before the full moon would rise again.
09:06And my only hope lay in finding a silver club with which to beat myself senseless.
09:13Unfortunately, the stores were all out.
09:15So I had to make do with a spoon.
09:18This could take hours.
09:20the store's huh?
09:23Ha?
09:24Uh?
09:25Uh?
09:26beaucoup
09:27僕
09:28000
09:43Hey, you want to turn that down? I'm on the phone here.
09:46Can't even gossip without you from your broken heart.
09:51What's happening to me?
10:06What happened? What happened?
10:08The curse of the were-man was upon me.
10:11Slowly and painfully, my body was transforming into that of a ferocious, vicious caveman,
10:18with hair growing out of me everywhere.
10:38Scared yet?
10:39No.
10:40Good, because now it gets really scary.
10:44So that night, as the were-man, I went into a terrible rampage.
10:49Aaaaaah!
10:51Arrgh!
11:05Pull!
11:18And I'm one of these and two of those, I'm one of this.
11:21What?
11:22If Mom knew we were cheating on our diets, she'd have a cow.
11:25Moo.
11:29I told you she'd be mad.
11:30No.
11:32Hi, friend.
11:33We didn't think you'd be up this late.
11:35Oh!
11:37Oh!
11:38Jeez, friend.
11:41How can I say this delicately?
11:43You look...
11:44Like a stinking hairy caveman.
11:47Charlene, you have a lot to learn about tech.
11:49Well, I'm pretty sure it's not Mom.
11:50Kill it, Daddy.
11:51Kill it.
11:52Oh, yeah?
11:53Come on.
11:53Right.
11:53Get away.
11:54Get out of here.
11:56Get out of here.
11:57Get out of here.
11:58Get out of here.
11:58Get gone.
11:59Get out of here.
12:00Leave me.
12:01What was that?
12:02Oh, some sort of strange, inexplicable creature.
12:06Half human, and yet with a weird dinosaur-like quality.
12:09It's like nothing we've ever seen before.
12:10Oh.
12:11What should we do?
12:12Hunt it down and kill it.
12:14Uh-huh.
12:14I'll call the angry mob.
12:16Oh, oh.
12:16The number's on the fridge.
12:17Thanks.
12:18Sure.
12:19Give him what happened.
12:20I roamed the night, desperately thirsting for the blood of a dinosaur.
12:26Any dinosaur.
12:28He loves me.
12:30He loves me or not.
12:34He...
12:40Wait.
12:42I know you.
12:44Somehow.
12:45I know you.
12:49I know you.
12:49I know you.
12:50I know you.
12:51I know you.
12:53There it is.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Let's kill the monster we don't understand and therefore fear.
12:58Yeah.
12:58Let's go.
12:59Yeah.
13:02As I ran from the mob like a hunted beast, it dawned on me I had almost killed the one
13:07dinosaur that I truly loved.
13:10Or at least I'd gotten a second base with.
13:13And then the true horror of my fate swept over me.
13:16I was doomed to relive this nightmare night after night, stalking the earth, thirsting
13:23for the blood of innocent dinosaurs.
13:27Scared yet?
13:28No way.
13:29Can't scare me.
13:31Oh, yeah?
13:32Well, there is something I forgot to mention.
13:35What?
13:36The old gypsy in the woods had said there were two ways to end the curse.
13:42No, she didn't.
13:43No, she didn't.
13:44Yes, she did.
13:44You just forgot.
13:46So, I went to the forest to find her again.
13:50Why have you returned?
13:52You have to help me.
13:53You said there was another way to end the curse.
13:55I did?
13:56Yes.
13:57Remember?
13:58Oh.
13:59Oh, right.
14:00The other method for removing the curse.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Yeah.
14:03I can't tell you.
14:05It's too horrible.
14:06Horrible.
14:06I don't care.
14:07You must tell me.
14:08Nothing could be more horrible than this living hell.
14:11All right.
14:12I will tell you the extremely horrible and scary way.
14:17Come closer.
14:19Huh?
14:20The only other way to end the curse of the were-man is this.
14:24You must eat the toes of a bad baby dinosaur who won't go to sleep when he's told.
14:32What?
14:33You must eat the toes of a bad baby dinosaur who won't go to sleep when he's told.
14:42All of them?
14:43All of them.
14:45Even the piggy toes.
14:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:50And that is what she told me just one hour ago.
14:55Huh?
14:56That's right.
14:57Huh?
14:57It's not a story at all.
14:59Not a story?
15:00No.
15:01It's all true.
15:03And now we both know what I must do to end my life of torment.
15:07What?
15:07You understand, don't you?
15:09No.
15:10That's why I sent all of them to the school play.
15:13Huh?
15:13That's why I stayed home with you tonight.
15:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:18Look.
15:19The moon is rising.
15:21It is full.
15:23Soon I will become the were-man.
15:25I must act now.
15:28Huh?
15:29Drop my doll.
15:30Get it, please.
15:30Sure, little buddy.
15:32It's right down here.
15:33Right near your toes.
15:36Ha, ha, ha.
15:37Ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:55I got you.
15:56I got you.
15:57Good.
15:57How does it feel?
16:01Hey.
16:02Hey, where'd you go?
16:03Uh, um, uh... Hey, come on. I was only kidding. Where are you?
16:08My toes! My toes! Stay away! Help! Help!
16:12Hey, hey, hey! I was only making it up.
16:15I just wanted to show you that it isn't funny being scared. Now come on down.
16:21Calm down. Look, it's me, Robbie. I'm not a were-man. It's only a story.
16:26You're just saying that because you want me to calm down so you can eat my toes.
16:30And it's a full moon, and you're gonna turn into a caveman! Help! Help! Mama! Mama!
16:38No, no, no. Look, I just made it up. It's not true.
16:42Yes, it is. Mommy!
16:44Okay, okay. Look, look, look. If you come down, I'll give you a cookie.
16:48Mommy!
16:50I'll give you all the cookies you want.
16:52Okay, let's talk.
16:54Okay, look. Here's the cookie jar and...
16:57It's empty!
16:59Uh...
16:59You promised! Mommy!
17:02Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Look, look. I'll get you some cookies and candy, I swear.
17:07Where?
17:08Uh, at the store.
17:10Store's closed.
17:12All right, all right. Look, I'll go next store and ask them for some candy.
17:15What if they don't have it?
17:17Uh, then I'll go from house to house to house begging for candy until I get you a whole bag
17:22full, okay?
17:22Now, will you come down?
17:26Oh, for Pete's sakes, you could be at the door at this hour. Hmm? Eh, shoulda' known.
17:34Hi, sir. Hi.
17:35I was wondering if we could have some candy.
17:37Yeah.
17:38What is this? Some kind of trick?
17:41No, no. No, no. It's just a treat for the baby.
17:43Yeah.
17:44You Sinclair kids come around here at this hour of the night on, what is this, the 31st of October,
17:50and expect me to give you candy?
17:53Yeah!
17:54Get lost!
18:00Gee, maybe next time we should wear costumes.
18:04Nah!
18:23First up, new music by Roadkill. This is from their smashing new debut album, Guts on the Grill. This is
18:32the single, Dough, A Deer, A Big Dead Deer.
18:41Stop it! Quiet!
18:47Hold on, hold on. What's with you?
18:50Don't want to hear about. Want something good.
18:53Well, I hardly think you're in a position to do any...
18:57Ow!
18:57Oh!
18:58All right, all right, all right.
19:01Uh, what do you want?
19:02I want to sing!
19:04You don't have a song.
19:05Yes, I do.
19:07This is highly irregular.
19:10Whoa!
19:10All right, all right, all right.
19:13Okay, um, here is the, uh, baby with a song of some sort.
19:20Kick it!
19:27I'm the baby, gotta love me. Big purple eyes, I'm very cuddly. Especially when I hit my daddy with a
19:35frying pan.
19:36Swap!
19:37I'm the baby, gotta love me. First I whack you, then you shove me. Try and cook the room. I
19:44like it! I'm scared!
19:47Mama says it's too much sugar. Daddy is all perplexed.
19:52Oop!
19:53A-B-P-D-E-E-F.
19:55Gee, you never know what I'm gonna do next!
19:58Dread!
19:58Wanna see me make a rocket? Watch me put her tail in her socket.
20:03She lights up like a Christmas tree.
20:06Don't try this at home!
20:07Whee!
20:08I'm the baby, and you gotta love me!
20:12Anybody!
20:14I'm the baby, gotta love me. Big purple eyes, I'm very cuddly.
20:19Don't just think that every home should have one of me.
20:23Boy, sweet!
20:24I said, jump on the bed, hit my daddy on the head.
20:27Run around the house when they tell me not to.
20:29I take every chance to make a poop in my pants.
20:32But I'm the baby, and you got to!
20:39All I'm going to, I'm a baby, your baby!
20:42Bloop!
20:43Loo!
20:45Loo!
20:46Loo!
20:48Loo!
20:50Loo!
20:55Doe!
21:02Loo!
21:03Loo!
21:03Loo!
21:03Loo!
21:04Loo!
21:04Loo!
21:05I'm the baby and you gotta love me
21:08Don't you wish there were more of me?
21:11Daddy, mother, brother, sister
21:13I'm the biggest baby and sweetest girl
21:16I'm the baby and you gotta love
21:19I'm the baby and you gotta love
21:21I'm the baby and you gotta love me
21:26Gotta love me!
21:46We'll be right back!
22:04Callaways
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