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Midnight Madness

The gang convinces Jen to throw a small get-together for New Year's Eve at her house, and everyone is excited, including Nikki who's coming back from Acapulco with her parents. However, Jonesy tries to turn the party into a "chick fest." Meanwhile, Wyatt takes advantage of Serena and Chad's relationship problems to make up with Serena.

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00:00Time's less!
00:30Right. Anyway, I should probably...
00:34Later. Bye.
00:38Oh, Jed!
00:40It's hopeless!
00:43Tomorrow is the most important social night of the year, and I'm totally single.
00:49We could all ring in the New Year together, since none of us got invited to anything.
00:53Not even Jonesy?
00:55Uh-uh.
00:56That could be fun.
00:57And we'll get to see Nikki and hear all about her trip.
01:00This sucks. Tomorrow night is the most important guy night of the year, and I'm dateless.
01:05Oh, no. Even Darth has a date.
01:13Oh, man!
01:14What's the biggie, dude? It's just one night.
01:17Duh! You've got a score on New Year's Eve. It sets the tone for the whole year.
01:22Star's got family stuff, so we penciled in some lip action on January, too.
01:28Every girl wants to get kissed at midnight.
01:31I rest my case.
01:32Yeah, well, we've got nowhere to go, remember?
01:34I say we crank this New Year's Eve thing up a notch!
01:37We're gonna throw our own party.
01:39And where will this extravaganza take place?
01:42Your house!
01:42What?
01:43It just so happens that Jen's mama and my papa are going out New Year's Eve,
01:47which designates Jen's house as Party Central.
01:51Awesome!
01:52Perfect! As if!
01:54I can see it now. Broken vases, crap everywhere to clean up. No way.
01:59It'll just be your best friends, Jen. Not a bunch of strangers.
02:02Except for a few hot chicks.
02:04Can't you just ask your mom, Jen? Your place would be so perfect. Please?
02:11Your abode is pretty party-friendly.
02:14Come on, you can't leave us homeless on the biggest party night of the year.
02:19Oh, alright. I'll ask.
02:22My crotch!
02:23Whoa, slow down, guys. I haven't even asked yet.
02:26Oh, we're in!
02:28Come on, Jen!
02:32Aw, yeah!
02:40Guess what? I got the house for New Year's Eve!
02:43I knew you could do it!
02:44Alright!
02:45We'll have a sleepover.
02:46Oh, yeah!
02:48Now that I've actually been to one, I can say that they do, in fact, rock!
02:53No foot rubs, Jude. And no makeovers, man.
02:56Aw, this New Year's Eve will be awesome.
02:59I bet your dish sister Courtney's psyched that I'm staying over.
03:03As if, I had to agree to do the dishes for two months to get her out of the house.
03:08Anyway, we have some fast party planning to do.
03:11I'll score some free DVDs from work.
03:13I'll put together a scrapbook of our year together.
03:19Hey, Wyatt!
03:20Uh...
03:23Did Serena just say hi? To me?
03:26Hi right back at ya!
03:28Good luck, um, party planning.
03:32Smooth.
03:34But a deal is a deal, Courtney.
03:36I've already invited people.
03:38Come on, it'll be fun!
03:39Oh, fine! I'll do your laundry for a month. Happy?
03:43Masterson!
03:43Hey, Coach.
03:44I just made my New Year's resolution.
03:46I'm doubling everyone's sales quota, starting today.
03:49What?!
03:50That's right! A clean start for the New Year!
03:58Hello! Welcome to Hell!
04:00Hey, Jen, listen up.
04:01Nikki!
04:02You don't know Hell until you've had a toddler boot your chair for two hours.
04:09Well, the good news is that I'm having a New Year's sleepover!
04:12Oh, thank you. If I have to spend another night with my family, I'm gonna lose it.
04:17Hang in there, Nikki.
04:18I have no choice.
04:25Hi.
04:26Hey.
04:27Wyatt!
04:28Oh, oh, hi! Hi, hi!
04:31I'm returning this DVD I rented to watch with Chad.
04:35I see.
04:36We didn't even watch it. We had a fight.
04:39Things aren't going well.
04:40This could wreck my whole New Year's Eve.
04:46Gee, that's too bad.
04:48If you want to talk about it.
04:50Wow, thanks, Wyatt.
04:52Um, maybe I'll call you later for coffee if I need some advice.
04:56Uh, yeah, sure. Sure!
05:00Any time at all.
05:02Coffee's good. I have time for coffee.
05:07Watch it, boyo. Women are harsh.
05:09Don't get sucked in. It's a whirlpool of deceit.
05:13We were only talking.
05:14Yeah, that's the way it starts. Then they pluck out your heart and stomp on it.
05:18Trust me. They're all sisters.
05:20We need to get some scary movies for New Year's Eve.
05:23Wayne, dude, what would you recommend?
05:25Well, The Big Pill is one of the most horrific movies ever.
05:28Middle-aged boring people reliving their college days.
05:31No, I mean real slasher films.
05:33Gruesome, gory stuff that makes chicks cuddle you for support.
05:37Cuddle? Now you're scaring me.
05:39Every chick wants to get kissed on New Year's Eve.
05:41Every party is a potential scorefest.
05:44Did you say something about a party?
05:46Only this year's hottest New Year's Eve party. Want to come?
05:52Sounds great.
05:55I'm Jonesy.
05:56Carly, Simone.
06:00Wow, they were hot.
06:03I remember those adolescent years when I had to scare and trick women into coming near me.
06:10Hey, whatever works, man.
06:12Making this scrapbook will be easy, Jen. There are so many great shots.
06:17The ones of you are really cute.
06:18Brandon! Gotta go.
06:20It's Caitlin, isn't it?
06:21What is?
06:22Your name?
06:22Oh, right.
06:23You're the girl who called me earlier, right?
06:25Oh, see, that was...
06:27Cause I'm having a New Year's Eve party and...
06:28Yes! I mean, sure, I'd love to come.
06:31Great. Here's an invite with all the info.
06:33See you tomorrow night.
06:43Okay, here's the plan.
06:44We get our hands on Christo's New Year's Eve party invitation list, scan for the sweetest-looking chicks, then redirect
06:51them to Jen's place.
06:53Now get in there and distract Christo.
06:56Right.
06:56Wait.
07:00My man, this party's gonna be a whipper.
07:03Brittany, Whitney, and Leticia are gonna wear matching bikini tops.
07:06Leticia Ford?
07:08Oh, yeah!
07:09Did you locate the invite list?
07:11Affirmative.
07:12It's at the cash.
07:13Roger that.
07:14Commence distraction.
07:15Yes, sir, Sergeant Dude.
07:23Hey, man, check this out.
07:26Yo, jerk.
07:28What do you think you're doing?
07:30Oh, hey, dudes.
07:31I'm just looking for the sisterhood of the backpacking khakis.
07:37They're all the same movie, loser.
07:40Right.
07:55All right, Freak, circus hour is over.
07:59Courtney Monkman, Cicely Deacon, Trisha Holmes, with emails and phone numbers, too.
08:06Score!
08:07Thank you, party gods.
08:11What do we do now?
08:13Now we contact these fine honeys and tell them the bad news.
08:16Christo's party has been canceled due to parental interference.
08:21Cool.
08:27Please be crying because Chad's a jerk.
08:30Please be crying because Chad's a jerk.
08:33Wyatt, over here.
08:35Oh, thanks for coming over.
08:37What happened?
08:38Chad scored a ticket to the Kronk concert, but he couldn't get two, so he's going alone.
08:44He's ditching me on New Year's Eve.
08:46You mean you're free?
08:47I mean, oh, that sucks.
08:50I have to go to Charmaine's party by myself.
08:53It's so humiliating.
09:08Well, you could come to Jen's party tomorrow night.
09:12Aw, thanks.
09:14I'll think about it.
09:15It's so sweet of you to offer.
09:20Hugging is nice.
09:21Nice to hug.
09:27Watch this, dude.
09:31Hello.
09:32Can I speak to Brandy?
09:33This is Brandy.
09:34Uh, yes.
09:35This is Christo's father speaking.
09:37His mother and I just found out that he's been planning a wild party while we're away.
09:42Oh, uh...
09:43Well, the party is cancelled and my good-for-nothing ex-son is grounded.
09:47Christo just got busted.
09:49We're stranded for New Year's Eve.
09:51But I did hear, uh, about a party at Jen Masterson's house.
09:55I believe everyone's heading over there.
09:56Oh, great.
09:57You wouldn't have her address, would you?
09:59As a matter of fact, I do.
10:02When are you guys planning to tell Jen about all these girls you're inviting?
10:05I think he's waiting for the right moment.
10:09Jen, you look terrible.
10:11Are you okay?
10:12I was up late cleaning the house, and making brownies, and painting Courtney's nails.
10:18But at least this party will rock.
10:21Yeah, about that.
10:23Hey, good call on the scrapbook, by the way.
10:25How's it coming?
10:30You've only done one page?
10:32Well, see I...
10:33The rest is doodles of you and...
10:35Brandon?
10:36And what's this?
10:37A checklist for your prom date with him?
10:39Okay, I can explain.
10:41Remember how Brandon didn't really know I existed?
10:43Well, now he does.
10:45And he asked me out on a date tomorrow night.
10:48What did you say?
10:49Yes!
10:49I said yes!
10:51It's not that bad, Caitlin.
10:52It would have been nice if you asked, but I guess he can come.
10:55Not to your house.
10:57He invited me to a huge party at his house.
11:00You're ditching the gang for a complete stranger?
11:04You said New Year's Eve is the most important social night of the year.
11:08I'm sorry, Jen.
11:10It's just that Brandon is so cute, and he's so incredibly nice, and...
11:14Don't tell me!
11:15Let me guess.
11:15He might be the one?
11:17Yeah!
11:18Jen's address?
11:18Yes, I happen to have it here, LaFonda.
11:21What?
11:22I'll have to call you back.
11:24Hey there, Dad.
11:27Hi, guys.
11:30I can explain!
11:32We get the picture, Weasel.
11:33You're scamming chicks from our party and sending them to her house.
11:36What?
11:37Just keep your distance, Bonesy, or you may find yourself missing a limit.
11:43I don't think Jonesy picked a right moment to tell Jen.
11:46Nuh-uh.
11:47Hey.
11:48Wyatt, you are not gonna believe this.
11:50Jonesy and Jude were trying to turn my party into some... chick fest.
11:54It would have been awesome.
11:56At least Carly and Simone are still coming.
11:59Duh... Jude.
12:00Yuck.
12:01Actually, I wanted to talk to you about your party.
12:04I kinda need to keep tomorrow open in case Serena needs me for emotional support.
12:09Serena?
12:09The girl who ripped your heart out?
12:11Yeah.
12:12She's not sure if she's up for a party.
12:14You know what I mean?
12:15Oh, yeah.
12:16I know what you mean.
12:17Thanks, Jen.
12:18I knew you'd understand.
12:19Oh, I understand.
12:21I understand.
12:22I need a whole new set of friends!
12:37Brandon, you're gonna be the cutest prom date ever.
12:41What's that about prom dates?
12:43Brandon!
12:44Oh, nothing.
12:45Just daydreaming.
12:46It looks good on you.
12:50Why do you have a book filled with hearts and... Brandon and Caitlyn forever?
12:56Who wrote that?
12:58Must have been one of my friends.
13:01Is this a drawing of us at the prom?
13:05Looks like...
13:07Look.
13:07I can't wait for tonight!
13:08I'm really not into clingy stalker chicks.
13:12Let's just forget about tonight.
13:14Oh, that was bad.
13:21Are you sure we should be near Christo and Blade?
13:24They look scary mad.
13:25Hey, it's a free mall.
13:30Besides, this is the only way to get to Frilly and Pink where Carly and Simone work.
13:34I need to make sure they're coming tonight.
13:41Oh, yeah.
13:43Ladies, just doing the rounds, making sure we're all set for tonight's big party.
13:48No, Christo invited us to his place.
13:51But we asked you first!
13:53We know you were trolling Christo's invite list for girls.
13:56What?
13:57Ah!
13:59You're busted, dude.
14:00Thanks for the update.
14:05Wyatt, would you mind if we just had a quiet night tonight?
14:16No problem.
14:17I know just the place.
14:19Jen's party.
14:20I don't know if I'm up for a big party.
14:22This one will be perfect.
14:24No one's going.
14:27Guess what?
14:28Serena wants to come with me to your party.
14:30Too bad.
14:31It's cancelled.
14:31What?
14:32Why?
14:32Duh!
14:33Because you all bailed on me.
14:35You guys were all, let's ring in the new year together, Jen.
14:37It'll be great, Jen.
14:39And the next thing I know, you're all chasing dates.
14:41I guess friends don't matter to any of you.
14:44Sheesh.
14:45Have a cow, why don't you?
14:47What?
14:49You little rat bag.
14:50Courtney?
14:51Well, it's me, Nikki.
14:52Oh, have you landed yet?
14:54No.
14:54We got re-rooted.
14:55I think we're in Tijuana.
14:57Lucky you.
14:58Yeah, that steaming tarmac sure is exotic.
15:00I can't wait to hang out at your place tonight.
15:02Don't hurry.
15:03The party's cancelled.
15:04What?
15:05I thought we were supposed to ring in the new year with all our friends.
15:08Newsplash!
15:08We don't have any friends.
15:12Okay, then.
15:14Don't even think it, Junior.
15:18He was taken so...
15:22Suddenly...
15:22Brandon isn't dead.
15:24He dumped you.
15:25It's like he's dead to me.
15:26It is?
15:27Oh, guys just don't get it.
15:29I need Jen.
15:30I don't think we'll be seeing her anytime soon.
15:33Yeah, she hates us.
15:34Remember?
15:35New Year's Eve is starting to feel like an exam or something.
15:39I just wanna fail and get it over with.
15:41This is too much pressure for me.
15:44Where are you going?
15:46I think that this year I'll just sit in my room,
15:49munch some grindage, and watch DVDs.
15:52Cool.
15:53Can I come over?
15:53Sure, dude.
15:54Can I bring Serena?
15:55Yup.
15:56Caitlin, you coming?
15:57Sure.
15:58And I'm gonna get back to work on this thing.
16:02You know what else we have to do?
16:04Oh, I know.
16:05Dude.
16:08Clock is ticking, Masterson.
16:09That bonus is slipping away.
16:11No choke artists on my team.
16:13Quota!
16:13Quota!
16:14Quota schmoda.
16:16I'm going to pretend that that was just quota pressure talking.
16:20I was just gonna spend the bonus on my friends anyway.
16:23When I had friends.
16:27Come on, Jen.
16:28We're sorry.
16:29We have relocated the soiree to my bedroom.
16:32And you're invited.
16:34To your bedroom?
16:35That's your New Year's Eve party?
16:37Jen, please come.
16:38It won't be New Year's Eve without you.
16:41Okay, but I'm not forgiving you.
16:43I just don't have anywhere else to go tonight.
16:49Oh, gross!
16:51You could've cleaned up!
16:52I figured what with the upcoming co-ed pillow fight.
16:56Why bother?
16:57Gotta get the door.
16:59Make yourself at home?
17:03This New Year's Eve sucks.
17:07Hello?
17:08Hey, it's me.
17:09What's the matter?
17:10Our New Year's Eve party is in Jude's bedroom.
17:15I thought I had it rough.
17:16It wouldn't be so bad if you were here.
17:18Look, I'll try to make it, but we've only just landed.
17:21Okay.
17:22It's just that...
17:24Hello?
17:25Nikki?
17:26You there?
17:29Hey, Jen.
17:30You remember Serena.
17:31You're the one who stomped on Wyatt's heart, aren't you?
17:34Um, yeah.
17:36Did some animal get loose in here?
17:39That's just my gym socks.
17:41Sit anywhere that doesn't move, dudes.
17:43Here.
17:44I brought us some horror flicks.
17:45Some good that'll do me.
17:47There's not gonna be any action here.
17:52I brought Mega Fat Chips.
17:54Might as well eat to dull the pain of losing Brandon.
17:57Good call!
18:01I just don't understand why Chad was so thoughtless.
18:05You deserve someone who loves and respects you, Serena.
18:10Aw, you're such a sweet guy, Wyatt.
18:13I'm so glad you're still in my life.
18:16I feel the same way.
18:28Chad!
18:29Where are you, baby?
18:32Really?
18:32I've been thinking about you too, love.
18:36Uh, where am I?
18:37Oh, nowhere special.
18:39Ooh!
18:41That was Chad.
18:43Yeah, I figured.
18:44He skipped his concert so he could be with me.
18:46Oh!
18:47I've gotta go!
18:48Chad and I want to be together at the stroke of midnight.
18:51Yeah, but, uh...
18:58I am such a moron.
19:00No, you're not.
19:02You just have a big heart.
19:04Yeah, and we've got some grindage that needs munching.
19:08And we can look at the scrapbook I put together.
19:10Get over here.
19:11Come on!
19:12Over here, Wyatt!
19:13Get over here, dude!
19:15Let's see that million dollar smile!
19:16Next year you'll be a chick magnet!
19:18Come on!
19:18Ah!
19:19That's it!
19:20Come on, Wyatt!
19:34Hey, guys.
19:35Mickey!
19:37Have we got a lot of catching up to do.
19:40Thanks, guys.
19:41I feel a lot better.
19:42I am so over Brandon.
19:44Hey, dudes.
19:45It's nearly midnight.
19:47Come on!
19:48Oof!
19:48Six!
19:49Five!
19:50Four!
19:51Three!
19:52Two!
19:53One!
19:54Happy New Year!
19:56One!
19:56Two!
19:58Two!
20:00Two!
20:05Bunny, I haven't seen Brandon.
20:07He must have resolved to give up lemonade for the new year.
20:10My resolution?
20:11Not to be a doormat anymore.
20:13Not my department.
20:14Good one, dude.
20:15I resolved not to be home when my parents get the phone bill from our flight.
20:19I resolved to let you hide at my house.
20:22I resolved to find the remote in my room by next New Year's.
20:26I resolved not to get fired this year.
20:29Dude.
20:29Woman, he 으wwwuwords!
20:31He incomplete!
20:33Let's do it.
20:33Two or four!
20:34Mom continue.
20:34No!
20:34Drs Narration, Corbin, Cr comprise, Weekend, EDGE fan, Annika, 1915,
20:35I won't be like the president's filed or獲dings!
20:35It's gotta be done!
20:35Never ett� geo, either...
20:35Oh, okay!
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20:37FoRķis 2020. Ready?
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