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00:07I beat you again, I beat you 3 to 2
00:10I want a rematch
00:12Wait a minute, you said I could play with the winner
00:14And you can, with the one who gets the most points out of 100 games
00:22Okay, that's enough, everyone to bed.
00:25Just one more game
00:26No, this is a waste of time
00:28Yes, you should go and read a little; that would cultivate your minds.
00:33Someday you'll thank me for it
00:34Yeah
00:37Do you think it would never end?
00:48Household items
01:26No, this is a waste of time
01:28No, this is a waste of time
02:06Son, all you have to do is factor the polynomial.
02:10And that results in X plus 1 plus 3X
02:15Which means that X equals...
02:1925, that's it
02:25See how much fun it can be?
02:27Yes, it's amazing that so much fun is legal
02:33What's wrong with this chair?
02:38Mom, I'm way behind in history
02:39I'm going to have to stay all night
02:41Okay, as long as you're in bed by 10.
02:46Edward, why is your father under the table?
02:50Harriet, this chair is wobbly
02:52I know what you're thinking, Carl
02:54We'll call the store to get it fixed.
02:56Harriet, I can do it.
02:58All I have to do is even out the legs
03:00I suppose that means we'll have to buy chairs.
03:04Thank you so much for your overwhelming vote of confidence in me
03:07Come on, son, let's get back to work
03:09I'm tired, Dad.
03:11How about tomorrow?
03:13I suppose it would be best if you rested.
03:14Anyway, you've already mastered algebra
03:18Good night, Einstein
03:22Good evening, professor
03:25Laura, I'm lost.
03:27If I get at least a 5 on the term exam
03:30I'm going to fail algebra
03:33I thought Dad was a math whiz
03:35And it is.
03:35So what's the problem?
03:37I'm the one who takes the exam.
03:39A miracle might happen
03:42Laura, if I get searched, Mom and Dad won't let me go to the Prince concert.
03:46You have to help me
03:47I haven't studied algebra yet.
03:49There is only one person who can help you
03:52Steve Urkel
03:53Urkel?
03:57I prefer to eat worms
04:00He can also teach you how to do it.
04:10Raquel, I don't want to hurt your feelings
04:13But that stick hut is pathetic.
04:17Hey, show some respect.
04:19All this ice cream has raised my bilirubin levels.
04:23Aunt Rachel, hurry up!
04:25I have to finish the farm
04:27I'm almost finished
04:28The pioneers took less time to build the authentic
04:37Hello everyone
04:39Hello sweetie
04:40Steve, hasn't it occurred to you that when the door is closed we try to keep unwanted people out?
04:46Ah, then I'll bolt it.
04:52He's such a thoughtful boy.
04:56Thanks, Steve
04:59Laura is not here
05:01Well, the truth is that it was Eddie who asked me to come.
05:05Are you kidding?
05:06I couldn't believe it either.
05:08I got so excited I almost stepped on my tarantula
05:13Eddie is in the living room
05:15Thank you
05:15Pretty miniature
05:17Except for that sorry little cabin
05:22Judy, why don't you let Raquel try to do it?
05:28Hi Eddie
05:29Urkel, thank goodness you're here.
05:32I couldn't believe you called me.
05:34What do you feel like? Television, Parcheesi, or a man's conversation?
05:40Steve, I need your help.
05:41I'm going to search Lejebra
05:42You have to give me lessons
05:43Well, I'm very busy right now.
05:46I'm trying to give fractions to Rupi's team
05:51Steve, I'm desperate.
05:52If you don't help me, I won't be able to go to the Prince concert.
05:56View the entries
05:58Row 3!
06:00Wow!
06:00His sweat might even reach you.
06:03Will you give me steps?
06:04I'll give you whatever you want
06:06Really?
06:08Perhaps we can reach an agreement
06:15What's that?
06:17A standardized method
06:18Urkel for algebra exams
06:21Determine how much help you will need.
06:24Okay, first question
06:26What is the result of multiplying one negative factor by another negative factor?
06:31A huge negative factor?
06:38Second question
06:39Three times X equals six
06:43What is the value of X?
06:46I know this one
06:47It can be a number or a letter
06:52Well
06:57This has never happened before.
06:59I did it right, huh?
07:01You didn't even make it into the chart
07:04Steve, please give me lessons
07:06I'll give you whatever you want
07:09Anything?
07:10Order it and it's yours
07:13Okay, let's just say you owe me a favor.
07:16Meanwhile
07:17I will stay
07:19This as compensation
07:26I would like to propose a toast
07:28For Chicago's Brightest Kids
07:30You've had excellent grades
07:32We are proud
07:33Congratulations
07:34Judy's teacher said
07:37That he had made the best cart in the whole class
07:40Really?
07:41And what did you think of my stick hut?
07:43She loved it
07:43I set it on fire and titled it Indian Attack
07:51Dad, why don't you sit down?
07:52Because he doesn't have a chair, that's why.
07:57How's the chair holding up, Carl?
07:59Very good, Mom
08:00With a bit of luck, I'll be sitting down for breakfast.
08:07Hello everyone
08:08Hello, sweetheart
08:09Hello, Laura, my darling.
08:11Mmm, steak
08:14Have you ever been to a slaughterhouse?
08:18It's fascinating
08:19In one minute
08:20Hmm
08:20And the next one
08:22Roast
08:25He's such a well-informed guy.
08:28Eddie
08:29Can we talk in private?
08:31Sure, Urkel
08:32Excuse me for a minute
08:35Come on, friend
08:41I got a good grade
08:43Congratulations!
08:45From you!
08:49It's great!
08:51Marvelous!
08:52Now let's talk about payment.
08:53Whatever you want, Urkel
08:55Anything from this world
08:57I want a date with Laura.
08:59Ah, what's your second choice?
09:01There is no second choice.
09:03But Urkel, be reasonable.
09:05I want a date with Laura.
09:09Friday night
09:20Laura, I've been thinking
09:23Do you know who's a great guy?
09:25Once you know him well?
09:27Steve Urkel
09:31Urkel?
09:32Yeah!
09:34Really
09:34You two have a lot in common
09:36If I believed that
09:38There would be no reason to live.
09:42Laura
09:43Steve was a great teacher
09:45But I owe him a big favor
09:47How big?
09:50I promised you a date
09:51Really?
09:57Have you gone mad?
10:00Laura, have heart
10:01Just a couple of agonizing hours for you
10:04They will make their lifelong dream come true.
10:06And I will have nightmares for the rest of my life
10:10I will not be able to keep my promise.
10:12Well, you should have promised her something you could deliver.
10:14Like a ride on a space satellite
10:18Laura
10:19Laura
10:20Please listen to me.
10:29Well, it's finished now.
10:31I completely disassembled it
10:33I glued each joint.
10:34And now this chair is perfect.
10:36Perfect
10:41Yeah
10:41And now it's a rocking chair
10:47Can I ask?
10:52Can I ask you something?
10:55Have you ever gone out with anyone?
10:57Just because you felt sorry for me?
10:59Clear
10:59How do you think I started with your father?
11:03Don't mess with me, Harriet
11:04I'm having a really bad week
11:07The worst date I've ever had
11:09It was with a chicken farmer
11:11He was a pathetic man
11:12Always covered in feathers
11:16Why did you go out with him?
11:17We were in the middle of a depression
11:19I needed to eat
11:23Once seated at the table
11:25I didn't know whether to kiss him
11:27Or to fleece him
11:30Harry
11:31Do you remember when I went out with
11:33Clarence Bibi?
11:34Why not?
11:36Everything that boy had eaten
11:38In his life
11:38It was stuck to his shoes
11:40Was he going to eat at a shoe store?
11:42It was a date to match
11:44He was madly in love with me
11:46One more
11:49Okay, Laura
11:50And who is your poor devil?
11:52Names don't matter
11:54Let's just say
11:55He's a complete idiot.
11:56Without possibility of redemption
11:58Sounds like Steve Urkel
12:01It is
12:05That's not a pity date.
12:07It's an appointment for God
12:08May He have mercy on you
12:09Compassionate date?
12:11Steve is a wonderful young man.
12:13If I were a few years younger
12:14I would have challenged you to get him.
12:16How much of an advantage do you want?
12:30Well, Eddie
12:31What time should I come to pick up Laura on Friday?
12:34Because the uncle
12:35I was just about to call you
12:39Laura said no
12:44Who should I take to the Prince concert?
12:46One of the boys from the raw chess game?
12:49Or the reader Hume, an allergist?
12:54Hi, Steve
12:55Hi, Laura
12:58I suppose I won't be able to persuade you
13:00So that you change your mind
13:01Regarding our appointment
13:03I can't believe I'm saying this
13:06But...
13:07Salt...
13:12I'll go out with you
13:16This cologne really works.
13:20Laura
13:21You are the bravest sister in the world
13:24This is incredible
13:26You won't regret it, Laura
13:27I have a spectacular night planned
13:30We're not going anywhere
13:32Until we clarify certain things
13:34First
13:35This is not a real date
13:37It's a non-appointment
13:39Second
13:40No one should ever find out about this non-date.
13:43And third
13:46If you touch me
13:47At some point
13:48The non-date ends
13:50What if you trip or something?
13:52You let me down
13:55The other rules are in this contract.
13:58Don't hum
14:00Don't drool
14:02No mouth breathing
14:04Who does things like that?
14:06They are disgusting
14:06Where did he film?
14:25Carl
14:27You're taking way too long to fix that chair
14:29Harriet
14:30Do you want a quick job or a good job?
14:33I don't think I have a chance with either of them.
14:36I don't think I have a chance with either of them.
14:40Laura?
14:43Laura?
14:45Wow, you recognized me.
14:47If it wasn't you, it was the Phantom of the Opera
14:56Hello, Tadas
14:58Hello, sweetheart
15:00Good evening, Laura
15:03You look radiant
15:04They're for you
15:16I have nougat in my shoe
15:22It doesn't matter
15:23I'll take it off at the curb.
15:26Are you ready, princess?
15:27Our limousine is waiting.
15:29Did you rent a limousine?
15:31Well, the truth is that it's my uncle's hearse.
15:36He will transport us tonight.
15:38We just have to make one more delivery
15:46Come on, let's get this over with.
15:48Good evening everyone
15:56Sorry
16:05The truth is, it's my uncle's hearse.
16:29Lord and Lord agurque
16:33I was just practicing
16:35Oh yes, I made sure
16:37This way, please
16:39Do not place us near the kitchen or the bathroom
16:43I made sure
16:44Goodbye to the noise of the toilet flushing when I'm eating
16:47Not you, puppy
16:50Not you, puppy
17:35Are you okay?
17:36Are you okay?
17:37What did you order?
17:41What did you order?
17:43Ancash frog
17:55Good heavens, I hope the food is better than the service.
18:12Girl, these guys know how to skip the amphibians
18:17Would you like a sorbet?
18:19No, thanks
18:20As we order dishes, you bring your chair closer to me.
18:23I can't help it, Laura
18:26You attract me like a flame attracts a small mosquito.
18:29Like a bee to a flower
18:31Like a rat to cheese
18:35The bill, please
18:41Laura, you are the most beautiful girl in the world
18:46And I'm the luckiest man.
18:52I just hope tonight was as magical for you as it was for me.
18:57Well
19:01It hasn't been so bad
19:06Only one thing in this small world could make her more special
19:11I'm going to ask you, if it's not too much trouble
19:15Could you give me a little kiss on the cheek?
19:21That would involve contact and would be a clear violation of our contract
19:26Yes you're right
19:28What could he be thinking?
19:30Why would you lower yourself just because it would mean everything to me?
19:35Ahurkel
19:37For you it's an insignificant gesture
19:40You'll have a lot of dates in your life
19:44But for me, maybe this is the last one
19:48What do you think of this?
19:49I reached the summit at thirteen
19:55Okay, Urkel
19:57A kiss on the cheek
20:00Put your hands on the table where I can see them.
20:03Don't move your head and no tricks.
20:13Thank you, Diorny
20:18Because?
20:19Our contract didn't say anything about photographs.
20:22Now we'll have a little memento of our night together.
20:25That's enough! This date has ended!
20:29Laura! Just a moment!
20:38Let's go on a tour!
20:41Let's go on a tour!
21:08Can someone pass me the sugar, please?
21:14Let's go on a tour!
21:16Let's go on a tour!
21:23I hate to say I warned you...
21:25Well, don't say it.
21:29Laura, how did it go?
21:32I prefer not to remember it
21:38It was the most disgusting night
21:40Humiliating and degrading, the most I have ever endured in my entire life
21:45And how was the food?
21:49Laura, I know you've had a bad night
21:51But one day you'll look back and see how you laugh.
21:55Perhaps from your point of view
22:00But right now all I see is Urker running out of the restaurant.
22:03With the tablecloth caught on his trousers
22:07Did he do that?
22:09It practically razed the place
22:14I guess it was fun
22:18Here are your tickets
22:20Thank you, Laura
22:21I've been thinking
22:23Why don't you come to the concert with me?
22:26Oh really?
22:27It will be fun
22:29Thank you
22:34Laura
22:35You have been very generous.
22:37We are proud of you
22:38Yeah
22:38And look at it this way
22:39Now that you've gone out with Steve
22:41It will probably leave you alone for a while.
22:50Hello
22:51Hi, Carl
22:52I'm Steve
22:53I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
22:56This is the Winslow residence
22:58There is nobody home right now.
23:00Please leave your message when you hear the beep.
23:02Pip
23:04Laura, thank you for our lovely evening
23:07My cheek still burns from your kiss
23:10And now that we're a couple
23:12I hope you're wearing my blood identification bracelet.
23:16By the way, the accelerator club is organizing a barbecue at my house
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