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00:04Screwdriver
00:06Screwdriver
00:10Pliers
00:11Pliers
00:16Oh, I won't open it! My finger! My finger! My finger! My finger! My finger!
00:24I found the problem
00:28The protective cable got tangled with the power cable.
00:31But don't worry, I've fixed it.
00:33Okay, let's see how it works
00:42Carl, was it me?
00:51Household items
00:55It's a rare condition
00:57This day and age
00:59To read any good news
01:01On the newspaper page
01:02The love and tradition
01:04Of the grand design
01:05Some people say
01:07It's even harder to find
01:09Well, then there must be some magic clue
01:13Inside these gentle walls
01:17Cos all I see
01:19It is a tower of dreams
01:21Real love bursting out of every scene
01:26Space go by
01:29We're gonna fill our house with happiness
01:33Blue may dry
01:36But we'll smother the blues with tenderness
01:40Space go by
01:43There's room for you, room for me
01:47With gentle hearts and opportunity
01:50Space go by
01:54It's the biggest love of the family
02:05The fight
02:10Hello everyone
02:13Do you have a refrigerator?
02:15Urkel, don't your parents feed you?
02:17Not every day
02:25Urkel, cut it out already.
02:28Sorry, it was phlegm.
02:30Is anyone else hungry?
02:33Not anymore
02:36Anchovy pâté
02:39I need to maintain my blood anchovy level
02:41I haven't had anything since breakfast.
02:43And lunch?
02:44The truth is, I haven't had lunch.
02:47There's a huge guy in the cafeteria who's harassing me.
02:51And he takes my money day after day.
02:53Then don't give it to him.
02:54You don't know Boy Wishon
02:56I'd rip my head off and add it to his collection
03:01Unless, of course
03:03That I had a bigger friend who would protect me
03:07A hunky guy who could scare him
03:10Do you know anyone like that?
03:12And big and muscular?
03:17Oh no, no, no
03:18I will not allow anyone to see me under any circumstances.
03:21Over there with you
03:22I will pay you
03:23How much?
03:25Ten turkeys
03:27Ten bucks, huh?
03:29Okay, Steve, I'll do it.
03:32Great!
03:33When will you come back and say you're my bodyguard?
03:35He'll leave me alone.
03:37Protect a seventh-grade boy or someone else?
03:40Those will be the ten easiest bucks I've ever earned.
03:44Great!
03:44I think I'll go home and make myself some canapés.
03:47You will not know what glory is.
03:48If you don't try the anchovy pâté with dog biscuits
04:02I have one extra red sock
04:04And I'll take a green one.
04:07Perfect
04:10Car will be able to wear them at Christmas
04:14Quick! They're turning on the TV!
04:15What's happening?
04:16I'm on the news
04:17Children, come down!
04:19Channel 13
04:20And now, Raymond Tower
04:22Hi Dad, what's up?
04:24Dad, on the news
04:26Tell us what happened, Sergeant Wilson
04:28Well, I went into the bank to exchange a dollar
04:31And I realized that everyone was like that
04:33And did he realize it was a robbery?
04:35I assumed it was a robbery or they were playing Simon Says, he says
04:39And he arrested the suspect for robbing the bank, huh?
04:42No, because he cut in line.
04:45How funny!
04:47Raymond Tower, reporting extensively for Channel 13
04:49Hi, Mom
04:51Hi, Carl
04:53Son, he's a star
04:57I hope the girls from my basketball club are watching.
05:01You've been great, Dad.
05:03Thanks, the people at Channel 13 agree.
05:05That's why they're going to give me a test to present the traffic information.
05:09That's fantastic, Carl.
05:10Yes, and if I do well, I'll be on the four o'clock news on Friday.
05:13The work is mine.
05:16Does that mean you'll stop being a police officer?
05:19No, Mom
05:20It's just some extra work that someone in the department does.
05:23How exciting!
05:24Dad working on TV
05:26Yeah
05:26Uh, like when Charlie Brock's dad was on TV
05:29It's not exactly the same
05:31Mr. Brock was being prosecuted
05:34You know, Carl?
05:36The last officer who gave traffic reports was very funny
05:39If you're going to replace the officer, Bud
05:42You'll need jokes and a new name.
05:44Keep being bad, Carl
05:46I don't know, but it's not explosive.
05:48No, it sizzles
05:49Carl does not express traffic
05:51She's prey...
05:52Agricultural report
05:56Raquel
05:57Carl
05:58My great-great-grandfather's name was
05:59And I'm not going to change my name under any circumstances.
06:02Your great-great-grandfather's name was Lester
06:06Carl was his horse
06:14I had my first allergy attack when I was nine years old
06:17I was on the bus to summer camp
06:19When my eyes started to cry
06:21And I started vomiting that green stuff.
06:25Or was it yellow?
06:28Mucus comes in so many colors
06:33I'm trying to eat
06:34And what did I say?
06:38That ox isn't going to show up
06:41He probably saw me and got scared.
06:43Mission accomplished
06:44The pasta
06:46Well, I guess that's fair.
06:48Here's your ten bucks
06:50Thanks, Eddie
06:51That?
06:52No tip?
06:54Dude, I had to watch you eat
06:57Sorry, I tried to keep my mouth closed
07:00Hey, Roddy!
07:02Would you like to go for a walk with me this afternoon?
07:05I'd rather eat garbage.
07:07You should try the sand
07:09You should try the sand
07:09It is much less heavy
07:10It is much less heavy
07:37What, you don't have it?
07:39Uh, no
07:42I want double tomorrow
07:43And just to refresh my memory
07:46What would happen if I didn't pay?
07:57Yeah
08:03I'm starting to remember.
08:07See you tomorrow
08:10Dwarf, four-eyed
08:15Ox?
08:16That?
08:19I'm never going to pay you again.
08:30What did you say?
08:32I'm not going to pay you
08:37Nobody has ever said no to Buey and he has lived
08:43No
08:45I'll see you tomorrow after class, you idiot.
08:49Will you pay me or will we fight?
09:08You can't fight that guy, he's crazy, he'll kill you
09:12I may be small, but I am strong
09:15He can throw his best punch at me, and I can withstand it.
09:19Okay, Urk
09:23I think you've broken my arm
09:39Mom, I don't understand why anyone would want my autograph
09:42I'm not a TV star yet
09:43Oh, don't worry, son, you will be.
09:46Oh, Joyce will love it
09:49He'll probably hang it next to his photo signed by Paul Newman.
09:58Okay, Cal, we need to rehearse tomorrow's traffic report
10:03Raquel, I think it's better if I improvise.
10:05Look, that's a big mistake
10:06You have to be prepared, take
10:08I've written some jokes alluding to any possible traffic situation
10:12Raquel, Cal already has enough to deal with, don't help him.
10:15I am a professional writer
10:17Jokes wouldn't hurt, Javier.
10:19Of course not
10:20And they're really fun, listen
10:25There's an accident on the highway
10:27The medical staff arrived
10:29And speaking of healthcare workers
10:31A man walks into a doctor's office.
10:34And he tells him
10:35I have good news and bad news.
10:36The good news is that he has 48 hours to live
10:39The guy asks him
10:40And what's the bad one?
10:42The doctor tells him
10:42I forgot to call him yesterday
10:55And what does that have to do with traffic?
10:59Look, Harriet, I know what I'm doing
11:01Show business is my life
11:02Come on, Cal, now you.
11:04Alright
11:04To the stage
11:10There's a broken-down car on the highway
11:12And it keeps smoking.
11:14And speaking of smoke
11:16What do they have in common?
11:17Joan of Arc, General Gol, and Grace of Monaco?
11:21Everyone has one before their last name.
11:23A D
11:33Harry, you don't get it
11:35Yes, I'll take it.
11:37But I don't want it in my living room.
11:47Then Urquen said to Buey
11:48That he wasn't planning to give her any more money
11:50The ox is going to kill him
11:52Come on
11:53Nothing is going to happen to anyone
11:55We're talking about two seventh-grade kids
11:57Yes, but Buey is in seventh place
11:59From the Carter administration
12:03Be realistic
12:04No, I've seen him
12:06Eddie is at least 17 years old
12:09And they don't call him Ox because of his angelic appearance
12:16In a strange way
12:18I think I might even miss Urquen
12:22Hi guys
12:25Forget what I said
12:31Laura, this is for you
12:32I want you to have a memory of me.
12:35He won't be alive, will he?
12:37No, it's a necklace
12:39I was going to give it to you on our wedding night
12:41But I think I'll be dead.
12:49Urquen
12:51What is this?
12:52My teeth
12:56I had them bronzed
12:58Do you see that little thing over there?
13:00It's a sesame seed that I could never get rid of.
13:04I will treasure them
13:07Any chance of a goodbye kiss?
13:11Urquen
13:11I could wear your teeth hanging
13:13That's enough.
13:16Steve
13:17You won't be able to beat that guy
13:19What do you prove by letting yourself get beaten up?
13:22That's because you don't know what it's like to be small.
13:26They've never called you a stupid dwarf.
13:28Big boys have never played the game of taking your hat off on a cold day.
13:33When they take the class photo
13:34You haven't been forced to sit in the front row with the girls holding the banner
13:40And above all
13:41You're not being chased by thugs
13:44I'm a fast runner, Eddie
13:47But
13:48Sooner or later
13:49We need to stop running
14:04Dad
14:06Can I talk to you for a moment?
14:08Sure, Eddie
14:09What's happening?
14:10You'll see
14:12Tomorrow, after class, Steve Urquen is going to get beaten up in Lerdis
14:18Nothing
14:20But there's a bully who's harassing him.
14:22And he takes away her food money.
14:24Urquen decided to confront him
14:27And do you want to get involved?
14:30Dad
14:30Don't know
14:33Is that what I should do?
14:36Well...
14:36It could be
14:38Urquen doesn't seem like the kind of guy who knows how to defend himself.
14:42So you think I should get involved?
14:44Not necessarily
14:46So you're saying I should just let Urquen deal with his movie?
14:48I didn't say that.
14:50Dad
14:51Is it me, or are you the one explaining it well?
14:55Son
14:56It's very simple
14:58We're talking about a thug.
14:59And most of them are, deep down, cowards.
15:02That's why they pick on the weakest.
15:03So if a strong guy like you stands up to a bully
15:06He backs down
15:09Are you saying that if I showed up he might get scared and leave?
15:13I didn't say that.
15:15Dad, I don't understand you
15:17Should I defend Urquen or not?
15:20It depends
15:22About what?
15:23Whether or not you believe there are people out there who need to be protected because they cannot protect themselves
15:27same
15:29Do you believe it?
15:31I do
15:32That's why I became a police officer
15:35Look, Eddie
15:36I know you wanted a simple yes or no.
15:39But honestly, I can't answer.
15:41Not to tell you whether or not you should get involved in someone else's fight
15:44That's a decision you have to make yourself.
15:48I just want to do the right thing.
15:51I know you will
15:58There is a possibility of isolated showers
16:00Extreme temperatures...
16:02Come on, guys, let's go
16:03You're already there
16:04Nice, Iota is giving the weather report.
16:07Traffic is next
16:08Oh, I hope Carl comes to his senses and stops telling those stupid jokes.
16:12I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
16:14I'm excited
16:17The last time I saw Carl act
16:18It was at a presentation about dental hygiene that they did at their school.
16:23He played the role of Carie
16:37Okay, 30 seconds and we're on the air
16:39How are you?
16:41Wonderfully
16:41Look, I have a bunch of traffic jokes
16:43Do you want to hear it?
16:44Yes, you?
16:44Nobody told you that's why Officer Buzz was fired
16:47No, but I...
16:49Here we go, let's go
16:49I had it planned for...
16:51Four, three, two, one
16:54And now the afternoon traffic report with Officer Carl Winslow
17:03Hello
17:06I'm Officer Carl Winslow with the afternoon traffic report
17:11Oh, speaking of traffic...
17:16Sorry, Connie
17:20Speaking of pain and suffering
17:22A guy asks the doctor if he has 48 hours to live
17:27And the doctor tells him
17:29You should have called me yesterday
17:33Yes indeed
17:36He's lost.
17:37The doctor was traveling by car.
17:38That's because he's manipulating my jokes.
17:41It rained and rained and rained and rained
17:43Does anyone care about changing the channel?
17:45The doctor and the patient
17:47Not yet
17:47No, let's see
17:49Come on, Carl
17:49Be yourself, I know you can do it
17:52Oh, I've got it, I've got it
17:54A doctor and his patient walk into a bar and...
17:57And the waiter...
17:59Hello
18:01This
18:04A truck has overturned on the Stevenson Expressway
18:07Near Cicero Boulevard
18:09Traffic is blocked in both directions
18:11To get to the city center, take the service road.
18:14Wait a minute, you can't go via the service road
18:16It's under construction.
18:17If you go that way, you'll find yourself stuck in traffic.
18:23Let's see
18:24Here's the overturned truck
18:26The best thing they can do is leave central
18:29And continue east until you reach Archer
18:32You can't miss it because you'll see a pastry shop on the corner.
18:35If you have a minute, try their cakes.
18:38They're the best in the city
18:41Very good, Carl
18:42You achieved it by being yourself
18:45That's my son.
18:47Since I have my pencil out
18:49Let me show you the way back to Winnie Fell
19:02And all of you came here just to see a bloodbath?
19:07I did come here for that.
19:08And you guys?
19:09Yeah!
19:15Steve
19:16Can you still back out?
19:18No
19:19I've thought it through.
19:21A man has to do what he has to do
19:26Yeah
19:27But what are you going to do?
19:43Good afternoon, dude
19:45As handsome as ever
19:49I'm going to give you one last chance, dwarf
19:52Give me the money!
19:55Sorry, dude
19:57But the bank is closed.
20:03Nice to meet you, worm
20:06Still!
20:13The fight's over, dude.
20:16Don't get involved in this
20:18It's between me and the dwarf
20:21Get out of here!
20:24Well, since Eddie's here
20:25Let's hear what he has to say
20:28Dude
20:29We all know you're tough, man.
20:32You don't have to hit Urkel to prove it.
20:34Don't you see that it's small, defenseless, weak, pathetic, lazy, flat, I'd say?
20:41Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
20:41I think he understands you now.
20:47OK
20:49I forget about him
20:50But you
20:52You are a dead man
21:01Alright?
21:04OK
21:05Will I leave him alone?
21:09Already!
21:14Well!
21:15You just saved my life, Eddie
21:17Yeah
21:18I did it
21:19This means we're friends
21:21Close friends, colleagues
21:22Striders, disparable!
21:26Steve
21:27Don't make me regret what I did
21:30Eddie, you were wonderful
21:32I'm proud of you
21:34Well, let's celebrate!
21:37The drink for me
21:46My crazy friends cracked!
21:53Dad
21:55What are you doing here?
21:59Well, I was heading home from the studio.
22:01And I decided to spend
22:05Let's have a drink
22:06Coffee
22:07Yeah?
22:08How did it go with the traffic report?
22:10Well, at first I was a little nervous.
22:12But I got the job
22:14Great!
22:15Can you introduce me to Connie Toyota?
22:17The truth is that
22:19We're not very good friends yet.
22:23And?
22:25Has anything interesting happened here today?
22:30Dad
22:31You've come to keep watch, haven't you?
22:34You were worried about the fight
22:36Fight
22:37But it was today
22:39Yeah
22:40But I managed to get that bully to leave Urkel alone
22:43So he chickened out
22:44Just like I told you
22:46No
22:46He threatened me
22:48And I had to hit him
22:49Are you OK?
22:51Yes, very good.
22:51In fact, I feel very good about myself
22:56Son
22:57I'm proud of you
22:59But
23:00I don't want you to think that fighting
23:02It's always the answer
23:03I know, Dad
23:05It wasn't really a fight
23:07I hit him once and he left.
23:09Was that the famous Winslow shot I taught you?
23:12Don't know
23:13I just closed my eyes and hit
23:15That's it.
23:16That's it.
23:47She doesn't expect it
23:49Don't know
23:51Don't know
23:54Don't know
23:54Don't know
23:55Don't know
24:00CC by Antarctica Films Argentina
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