00:02This is the number 1 comedy television program.
00:08It's El Chavo!
00:11Performed by the super comedian X-Pirito.
00:17With Carlos Villagran as Kiko.
00:22Ramon Valdez as Seu Madruga.
00:27Florinda Messa as Dona Florinda.
00:33Angelines Fernandes as Dona Clotilde, the Witch of 71.
00:41And Maria Luisa Alcalá as Malixa.
00:49The Lizard Hunter.
01:19Listen here, Chaves. What are you doing?
01:21I'm hunting lizards.
01:24Very good. But be careful with that slingshot, okay?
01:29Pay close attention to where it's pointing.
01:31Okay.
01:40If this street, if this street were...
01:45What's wrong with you?
01:46Kiko, I had to pass by just when I was about to kill the lizard.
01:51Was he going to kill Seu Madruga?
01:54What about Seu Madruga?
01:56What are you saying?
01:57Seu Madruga, Chaves was going to kill you.
02:00That's not true.
02:02I'm hunting lizards, not earthworms.
02:05But give me that.
02:07Give it to me.
02:08Look, I'll give you one...
02:21See, Chaves? That's what happens...
02:25Sara, Sara, Sara. It was nothing, Sara, Sara. Before getting married, Sara.
02:28And now you're going to deny that you're mistreating Kiko, aren't you?
02:32Well, it's just that I...
02:34Hands up! Hands up!
02:36One wrong move and the shot goes off, huh? Did you hear that?
02:39Would you be able to do it?
02:40Of course. Of course.
02:41But the stone is missing from the slingshot.
02:45I never miss a day.
02:46Thank you, Sabine.
02:48No, I...
02:51Come on, Kiko. Don't get mixed up with that riffraff.
02:54Yes, Mom.
02:56Chantalha, chantalha!
03:09And you, Chaves?
03:11Do you know what people who knock other people down are called?
03:16Yes, they are called fighters.
03:18They grab, knock down, then the other one wins.
03:21Because then the judge raises their arm, right?
03:25How can this be?
03:26I'm talking about snitches!
03:29That's not what you say, that's what you call a square.
03:34Look, Chaves, it seems like we're speaking two different languages.
03:38Don't you know what a snitch is?
03:40I know, it's an outstretched finger.
03:44A "finger-in-the-mouth" is someone who betrays another person.
03:47How could you betray me by telling Dona Florinda that there were no stones in the slingshot?
03:52Because there really wasn't a stone, honestly?
03:54And why did he have to open his mouth so wide to speak?
03:56Why can't we say things without opening our mouths?
04:02Oh, Chavinho, oh, Chavinho.
04:03You may be stupid, but you shouldn't abuse your power.
04:08So, why do you want to break the record for stupidity?
04:12It is not necessary?
04:13It is not necessary?
04:14The way things are going, you're going to be the champion of fools.
04:18Did you call me?
04:20Well, I was referring to the local championship, not the world championship.
04:25And am I the world champion?
04:27Absolute champion.
04:33I didn't know brains could flee the country.
04:38When did the sky run away?
04:40Like this?
04:41Forget it, forget it.
04:43He leaves.
04:44I'm leaving here.
04:46It can be contagious.
04:48Seu Madruga.
04:50Aren't you going to give me back my slingshot?
04:53Won't you break any windows?
04:55No.
04:56Won't clothes get dirty on the clothesline?
04:58No.
04:58Aren't you going to shoot the peeco?
05:00No.
05:01So, why do you want it back?
05:18He's not going to shoot me in the head.
05:34What are you doing, Jardis?
05:37I'm hunting lizards.
05:39And the slingshot?
05:40What is it for?
05:42What is it for?
05:43What will I use to hunt lizards?
05:44With the lizards.
05:47No, I'm saying I will hunt, not that I won't hunt.
05:50That's not the case at all.
05:52Ah, good.
05:52So, yes.
05:55Still.
05:56Still.
05:56Be quiet.
05:57There's one over there, look.
06:00You're a scarecrow.
06:03And me?
06:04Of course.
06:05But I didn't do anything.
06:06He liked it so much.
06:09I'm going to warn you about something.
06:12Scare away another one and I'll break everything that's called a trunk.
06:15Who?
06:16Will you put me in?
06:17Yes.
06:18That's why I'm saying you should put me in.
06:22Understood?
06:32Just so you know, I'm not afraid.
06:36Capra.
06:40Capra.
06:41Hello, Kiko.
06:43Hi, Malu.
06:46Did you come to visit us?
06:48I didn't come to visit anyone.
06:50I'm living here in the village.
06:52Don't tell me.
06:53Oh, then don't ask me.
06:56You don't like salty popcorn?
06:59No.
07:03You really don't like it?
07:05No.
07:06Listen, where are you living, huh?
07:09Do you remember where your Martinez lived?
07:12Oh yes.
07:13Because it's not there.
07:15Then?
07:15And remember that near your Martinês, a hunting lodge was vacated?
07:21Oh yes.
07:23Well, it's not there either.
07:25Then?
07:26And remember that number 44 is vacant?
07:30Not there either.
07:31No, it's right there.
07:38It's ruining my salted popcorn.
07:41Didn't you say you didn't like it?
07:44And I don't like it.
07:45Then?
07:45I sacrifice myself.
07:51Dad, just so you know, I didn't even want this.
07:53Also, it's time for my ham sandwich.
08:07What are you eating?
08:10Salted popcorn.
08:11But I won't give it to you.
08:13So I'm not telling you what I have here.
08:15Please know that I am not interested.
08:20Tell me, go on.
08:22You said you're not interested.
08:24Oh, well, I don't give you salted popcorn.
08:26But then I won't tell you what I have here.
08:29Okay, tell me what you think and I'll give it to you, go ahead.
08:34Give it to me and I'll tell you.
08:35No, tell me first, and then I'll tell you.
08:39No, first you give it to me and then I'll tell you.
08:42Well, let's draw lots and see who wins.
08:45Zaz.
08:46Zaz.
08:46Give me a number.
08:48Eight.
08:48Nine.
08:49I won.
08:50No, that's not fair.
08:52Why not?
08:53Because that's from the town square.
08:54If I said eight, of course, you are nineteen.
08:57That's how it is, anyone can go.
08:58Why don't you speak first, then?
08:59It would be the same.
09:01Come on, say the number, go on.
09:03Ten.
09:04Nine.
09:22What's wrong, Malu?
09:25It's a lizard.
09:28Of course it's a lizard, but it's already dead.
09:32Ah, it's a corpse.
09:34AND.
09:40And now you have to give me that popcorn.
09:43I'll give you a piece of my mind.
09:48Damn, it's always the same thing, you know?
09:53What happened to Malu?
09:56It was that...
09:57Do you remember when I was hunting lizards?
10:00Yes.
10:01And remember when I was hunting with a slingshot?
10:04Yes, I remember.
10:06Because you hunt lizards with a slingshot, right?
10:09Of course.
10:11And that's why I was hunting with the slingshot.
10:13Of course.
10:15Because that's what a slingshot is for.
10:18Why...
10:19Because if I...
10:19Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up.
10:22You drive me crazy.
10:25Nobody has patience with me.
10:28He is well.
10:30Are you going to tell me what happened to Malu, yes or no?
10:33She was startled by the lizard.
10:39Aren't you ashamed of scaring a little girl?
10:43I?
10:44Scaring whom?
10:46No, don't be stupid, Kiko.
10:48And I mean a real lizard, not a lady that looks like a lizard.
10:53I'm neither a lady nor do I look like a lizard.
10:57Is it a lizard that looks like a lady?
11:01On the contrary?
11:04Both things?
11:06This and that?
11:09It didn't work.
11:12Chaves, first of all, I am not a lady.
11:16I am a young lady.
11:18And what fault is that of mine?
11:20And secondly, if there's anyone in this village who looks like a lizard...
11:26Orders?
11:28I mean, it sounds like I heard a knock at the door.
11:31Ah, yes, no early morning hours.
11:32It was me, yes.
11:34I knocked a little while ago.
11:35Well, I'm going to the store and...
11:37And I thought...
11:38If I could offer her something.
11:41Oh dear, Mrs. Clotilde, I'm sorry to bother you so much.
11:44Don't say that, Mr. Madruga.
11:46No, ah.
11:48Seu Madruga, let's see.
11:50What do you need?
11:51What's missing?
11:53Well, actually, I'm only missing two little things.
11:57And what are these two little things?
12:00Well, the food for the week and the money to buy it.
12:05Well, it's...
12:07The thing is...
12:08The thing is, I don't have much money either.
12:11Well, then let it just be the food.
12:15Well, let's see what I bring, huh?
12:17Of course, Mrs. Clotilde.
12:18Thank you very much.
12:22And you, Chaves, as I was saying...
12:25If there's anyone in this village who looks like a lizard...
12:29That's it.
12:29Exactly.
12:30And I won't allow that...
12:33Oh!
12:41Lizard.
12:43What is that?
12:44What did he do for Mrs. Clotilde?
12:46Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
12:48I did nothing.
12:48She lay down there alone.
12:50Did she go to bed alone?
12:51But she's unconscious.
12:52Look, and just when you were going to buy me food...
12:56I had to...
12:56Mrs. Clotilde.
12:58Mrs. Clotilde.
12:59Our.
13:00What happened to Mrs. Clotilde?
13:02He fainted when he saw the lizard.
13:05Of course.
13:06The poor thing has been in love with him for a long time.
13:12What did he say?
13:13Nothing.
13:15After all, they make a lovely pair.
13:23Don't forget to invite me to the wedding.
13:26Well, you...
13:39What happened, Mrs. Clotilde?
13:41Are you feeling better now?
13:42Yes, a little bit.
13:43Yes, thank you.
13:45Fortunately.
13:45And now, could you explain to me what it was that frightened you?
13:49Oh, that disgusting animal.
13:53Which animal?
13:54The lizard.
13:57Which lizard?
13:58The one that crazy Chaves had and put in my hand.
14:04It had to be Chaves.
14:07And where is it?
14:09Who?
14:10The lizard.
14:12Which?
14:13Look, Chaves.
14:14Don't say I didn't warn you later.
14:15No, no, forget about that early morning.
14:17He leaves.
14:17It's not worth it.
14:19I'm going to the store to see what I can bring.
14:21Thank you very much, Mrs. Clotilde.
14:23Goodbye.
14:25Puppet.
14:34And you, Chaves?
14:35Just you wait and see, huh?
14:36Just you wait.
14:38Hey?
14:50Are you looking for something?
14:54It's just that...
14:55It's just that...
14:56It's just that...
14:57I was looking for a...
15:03What are you eating?
15:04The ham sandwich.
15:06What?
15:07Yes.
15:08Buy.
15:10Well, now I'm not going to tell you where I hid the lizard.
15:13That doesn't interest me either.
15:15Where did you hide it, huh?
15:17What's it to you?
15:19Eat pie!
15:20Thanks.
15:37But what was it, darling?
15:39El Chavo's silly friend stole my lunch.
15:42Oh my, it could only be Chaves!
15:45That's too much.
15:46What more can one expect from the rabble?
15:49Yes, Mom.
15:50And truth.
15:51That's just lowlife stuff.
15:52Mommy.
15:53Yes, treasure.
15:54I had enough money to buy another snack.
15:56Ah, but I'm out of change, honey.
15:58Oh, Mom.
16:00Ah, but sometimes you have money in your apron pocket.
16:04Oh, but I just washed it.
16:05I am not...
16:27Don't be silly, Kiko.
16:30Don't cry.
16:31After all, I was already dead.
16:34Oh, my mother!
16:36Don't be silly, lizard.
16:44So, Mr. Madruga took my slingshot?
16:48My godfather?
16:50No, it's Seu Madruga who lives over there.
16:53And that!
16:54Seu Madruga is my godfather.
16:57Oh, really?
16:58And since when?
16:59More or less, ever since I was baptized.
17:02Ah, I'll watch it, because everyone I am...
17:05And look, there comes the witch from apartment 71.
17:09And who is the witch from apartment 71?
17:12I?
17:16It could only be Chaves, right?
17:19Why do you keep telling everyone that I'm a witch?
17:22Oh, come on, you never asked me to keep a secret.
17:28Chaves, you shouldn't have told me she was a witch.
17:32Yes, that's right, very good.
17:35Learn.
17:36That's how it is.
17:36All you had to do was look at her.
17:39What?
17:41AND...
17:41Who is this girl?
17:43Ah, that's Malu.
17:45She's my daughter.
17:46She just moved here to apartment 44.
17:49Ah, your children.
17:50Yes.
17:51And you don't remember...
17:53If instead of baptizing her with water...
17:57Use a gastric juice.
18:01Why do you say that?
18:02Because they just met her.
18:04And she's already calling me a witch.
18:06But, Malu!
18:08Well, couldn't he have waited at least a couple of days?
18:11What?
18:12Don't you know that you shouldn't call a young lady a witch?
18:15And for witches, yes, can one say "Miss"?
18:20Yes, then.
18:22Ah, good.
18:23So, excuse me, miss.
18:36Would you believe me if I told you that a new calamity has struck the village?
18:57And there
19:04And there
19:06And there
19:07And there
19:07And there
19:09And there
19:14Thanks.
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