00:28Cart!
00:30All I want to do is lie down on this couch
00:33For which you are very well qualified
00:39I, Abgeord Berlin?
00:46Hmmm...
00:50Mmm...
00:58I think Carías will have...
01:17Where is the furniture?
01:19What furniture, Harry?
01:21My furniture!
01:38Where is your furniture?
01:42I think they've been robbed.
01:44Let's look at the rest of the house.
01:47I'm going to call the police.
01:49But, but, I'm a police officer.
01:53Raquel, if the boys find out that I...
01:56Well, I was asleep while they were stealing my furniture,
01:58In it, make me laugh at everyone.
02:01Hello everyone!
02:09One moment!
02:13My parents tried this once.
02:16What did they try?
02:18Leaving home without saying anything to me.
02:30Household items
02:32It is a rare condition of this day and on the day
02:36There's nothing to see.
02:38There's nothing to see.
02:40There's nothing to see in the news.
02:44Some say it's harder to search.
02:48Well, and there isn't any clear Chinese food.
02:51Here, inside these Chinese houses.
02:55Things of light.
02:57What I see is the tower of dreams.
02:59Real love bursting out of every scene
03:04Days go by
03:06We're gonna fill our house with happiness
03:10Who may cry
03:13But we'll smother the blues with tenderness
03:17Days go by
03:20There's room for you, room for me
03:24For gentle hearts and opportunity
03:27Days go by
03:31It's the biggest love of the family
03:46Friendship test
03:57Have you found any footprints?
03:59No
04:00Don't worry, Sleeping Beauty
04:02Your prince charming will come someday.
04:12Very funny, very funny
04:14But that's not how you'll become a sergeant.
04:21The sleepy Whitlow
04:24I've almost finished the report on this robbery.
04:27Can you give me a description of the thieves?
04:31So
04:32I had forgotten.
04:33Were you drunk?
04:39Okay, man
04:40Very nice, very nice
04:42Go ahead, I don't mind.
04:43I'm sorry to pressure you, Whitlow.
04:44But I have to finish the report
04:46Before he gets stuck again
04:52OK that's fine
04:54Make your jokes at my expense
04:57But I will be the one who would be the last.
05:00And do you know why I'll be the last one to re...?
05:04Because you were sleeping
05:11Listen to me and remember it
05:13I'll find my furniture
05:17I will uncover the scoundrels.
05:20The scoundrels who dared to do this to me
05:23And they will pay for it.
05:25And all my fellow officers
05:30They will say
05:31Hey, sergeant
05:32You are a great police officer
05:35And they will gather around me
05:37With eyes wide open in admiration
05:43Whitlow
05:45I have misjudged him
05:47He's not the kind of guy who leaves things to chance.
05:49No, sir
05:50No, sir
05:51You're the kind of guy who falls asleep
05:53While others are being robbed
06:00Do you believe me?
06:10Take
06:10Take
06:11Read the questions
06:14Number one
06:15Define the nervous system
06:19Well
06:19No idea
06:21Me neither
06:24My father was so affected that he was admitted to the psychiatric hospital.
06:31Hi guys
06:32Steve, you have no idea how happy I am to see you
06:35And right?
06:37You might not believe it
06:39But I'm freaking out
06:40This is the first time in my entire life
06:42I've heard that phrase before.
06:45I'm studying for tomorrow's chemistry exam.
06:48Great
06:49No, it isn't.
06:50I'm very late
06:52I'm going to get suspended
06:53Come on
06:54Don't be so pessimistic
06:56I won't leave you hanging.
07:05Steve, even if he studies all night
07:06I know I'll fail
07:08I am a dead man
07:11Unless...
07:13Unless what?
07:15Unless you are willing to help me
07:19Well, I just told you.
07:21Do you have my mind at your disposal?
07:24No, what I mean is that maybe you could help me cheat on the exam
07:30Copy?
07:34I prefer to call it cooperation
07:38You're a rotten apple
07:41What do you mean, Waldo?
07:43Copying how to be a rotten apple
07:48I'm stupid.
07:50But I'm studying not to be one.
07:56I never thought the day would come when I would agree
08:00In something said by Waldo
08:04And now, Edward, I think you'd better forget what you asked me.
08:08Because?
08:09Because it would be like stealing your grandmother's underwear.
08:15If you make cheating a habit, you'll have a very serious problem.
08:21I won't make it a habit, Steve
08:23It will only be for this once.
08:25Then I will study regularly
08:26Not a chance, Edward, I won't do it
08:30Steve, I have no one to turn to.
08:33I need you, friend.
08:35Do this for me
08:38Please
08:46Okay, I'll do it.
08:48Good
08:50But only this once, and on one condition.
08:52Whatever
08:53You have to promise me that you will study chemistry with me day and night until you catch up
08:58Made
08:59Thanks, Steve
09:01We need a plan
09:03I already have it
09:04Why don't you give me the answers?
09:08What do you want? For everyone to hear it?
09:13We're in a fine mess.
09:18One moment
09:20I have to give you the answers
09:23We need a secret key
09:25A way of communicating that is normal and happens every day in class
09:32I already have it
09:33If the entry is an A, I will sneeze
09:44If the entry is B, I will do it like this.
09:49If the entrance is C, I'll blow my nose.
09:52And if the input is D, I'll get the hiccups.
09:58It's fantastic, perfect.
10:00Of course it's perfect
10:01That way the teacher will think I've caught a bad cold
10:07Steve, you're a genius
10:14So why do I feel so dirty?
10:22Steve, what's wrong?
10:25Waldo, I have a terrible cold
10:30Okay, everyone sit down
10:36Let's begin
10:39Alright
10:40I left the exam papers face down
10:43No one will turn them around until...
10:46How kind of you to have come, Mr. Wizzlow
10:49I'm sorry I'm late, sir.
10:50But I was studying a lot
10:52I'm glad to hear that, please sit down
11:04Mr. Urkel
11:06Is there something you want to say?
11:10No, sir
11:11I'm sorry, sir.
11:15Okay, turn the pages
11:17We have 40 minutes starting now
11:49Oh
12:07Mr. Urkel
12:09Are we having trouble controlling nasal fluids?
12:15Well, you'll see.
12:16The truth, sir
12:18I woke up this morning with a terrible cold.
12:24And you decided to bring it here and share it with us.
12:29That's how it is
12:36Steve, good performance
12:38It's not acting, Eddie
12:41This morning I woke up with a terrible cold
12:44Don't speak
13:09Steve, please
13:12Pass me your exam
13:29What could this be, Mr. Urkel?
13:32Oh
13:34It appears to be the answers to the exam.
13:36One A
13:38Two B
13:40Three C's
13:41Do not copy
13:50Okay, Mr. Urkel
13:53Who was he helping to deceive us?
13:59I'm waiting
14:04I want you to go directly to the principal's office
14:07And give him a good reason.
14:10So that he is not expelled for this trick
14:39I want you to go directly to the principal's office
14:52The matter is closed.
14:55So you haven't found the furniture
14:59Beautiful
15:00We've already started
15:02You've just opened the topic
15:07Carl
15:07I'm tired of sitting in these chairs
15:11My ass is as hard as one of your mother's pies
15:16Harry, this whole thing is starting to get to me.
15:19I'm starting to lose my temper.
15:20Carl, what do you mean?
15:23I mean, I can't believe I was asleep during the robbery.
15:26That's not my style
15:27I am a very light sleeper.
15:29As light as a tiger's in the jungle
15:37That's true, Carl.
15:39I remember when the children were little.
15:41And they needed their milk at midnight.
15:43You were the first to wake up
15:46And you said
15:46Harriet, get up and give them their milk.
15:52And you, gorilla?
15:54Are you going to let your ugly friend confront the principal?
15:56And you just sit there so calmly?
15:58I cannot confess
16:03Why not?
16:05Laura, one person is already in trouble
16:09If I confess
16:11Now there will be two of us.
16:13I may have caused a problem for someone else
16:16And I couldn't live with that.
16:20Eddie, you forced him to lie
16:23And now that he needs you
16:24Are you going to leave him hanging?
16:26Steve is a great friend
16:27And it's time for you to return the favor.
16:32That's love.
16:39You're right
16:41It's all my fault
16:46Tomorrow morning
16:47I'll go to the principal's office
16:49And I will tell you the truth
16:52Thanks, Eddie
16:55I knew you would.
17:15A little bit of gas
17:17And Winslow will sleep like a baby
17:20Why would we rob the same house twice?
17:23We've taken almost everything
17:25To humiliate him, my dear, foolish friend
17:29Carl Winslow stopped me
17:31When I was at the peak of my career
17:33You should have seen me then
17:35I was agile and fast
17:37I could slip inside a house
17:39As swift and silent as an eagle
17:43Wouldn't it be like a partridge?
17:48Come here
17:55Carl Winslow all my life
17:58Do you know what twelve years in a federal prison is like?
18:00Can they do that to a man?
18:02Turn him into a twisted, antisocial-minded person like you
18:09Come, I was a legend once
18:12And I can be that again.
18:14You stay with me, Ned
18:16And one day
18:18They'll write a song about us
18:22I hope it's not a rap
18:23I hate rap
18:48Dad
18:50Can we talk for a moment?
18:52Clear
18:52Sit down
18:54Make yourselves comfortable
18:58What's happening?
19:00Well, the truth is, it's a real mess.
19:02But in the end you'll feel proud
19:04Of the consequences
19:07That's enough, Steve.
19:08Okay, okay
19:13Dad
19:13I did something really stupid at school
19:16AND...
19:17And I got into trouble
19:18I wanted to tell you myself
19:20Before the principal calls you
19:23Is it that serious?
19:26What did you say?
19:27Well, I
19:33I cheat on the exam
19:38That's how it is
19:42Did you copy?
19:46Dad
19:47Did you copy?
19:53Yes sir
19:55Eduard
19:56I can't remember
19:57To have been so upset with you
20:00I've found your dream
20:04I'm sleepy too.
20:09Me too
20:20And don't try to escape
20:23Because I'll hit them with the shovel again.
20:25Carmese
20:26I am a retiree
20:31Did you copy?
20:32You are punishing
20:39Come on, let's walk
20:42Let's see
20:43164.93 times B equals
20:46164.93 times B equals
20:49It is equal to the result of 2 times 4 times 8
20:52Yeah
20:54Steve
20:55Steve, I'm not interested.
20:58Can't we take a break from chemistry for a while?
21:01Don't start, Eddie
21:02You have to know it by heart
21:04The periodic table of elements
21:05Before Mr. Tawermuch
21:07Sign our expulsion
21:08I want to go back to school soon.
21:11I need academic nourishment.
21:16Good
21:16Where were we?
21:18Ah, of course.
21:19One of my favorite equations
21:21164.93 times 3 B equals...
21:24169.8 X
21:27No!
21:30Careful, careful
21:38Yes, you're doing well.
21:42Lower it slowly
21:43Slowly
21:44Very good
21:47Oh
21:51It weighs a lot
21:58Wait until I catch you
22:00No!
22:01No!
22:04No!
22:14No!
22:43Thanks for watching the video.
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