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00:20It's so inconsiderate of Mr British to keep us away till Christmas Eve.
00:23I don't want to go either.
00:25But Ben was very happy when I took him to the kennels.
00:27You put him in kennels?
00:28Well, he loves dogs and he's sharing with a very nice Cocker Spaniel.
00:32There you are, Linda.
00:33I thought I'd dish my Christmas cars out before the off.
00:35Oh, thank you, Colin.
00:37I made them myself, you know.
00:38Here's one for you, Carol.
00:39Oh, how kind.
00:40The Robin taps upon the window for season's greetings for my friend, Linda.
00:44Love, C.
00:45That's me, Colin.
00:46That's lovely.
00:47Thank you, Colin.
00:48Merry Christmas to you, Carol.
00:49We all agree you are a barrel.
00:52Oh, of laughs.
00:55Love, C, and Rex.
00:56Who's Rex?
00:57No, no, that's Andrex.
00:59I'm Nathan from recycled paper.
01:04Festive salutations to one and all.
01:06Welcome to Ripley Newtown Leisure Centre.
01:08How may I help you, Mr Newmark?
01:10It is the appointed hour, dear lady, and I am here again to give my Santa.
01:15I'll set up my grotto in here, as usual.
01:20Hmm.
01:20I'll just send a postmark.
01:26Whenever I need a little prod, you're always there with your grape pick.
01:31I'll just send this to Gordon, loves.
01:37It's from Carol.
01:41Cow!
01:42Oh, Mr Newmark.
01:44Oh, Gordon, dear boy.
01:46Hail, fellow, well met.
01:48I come most carefully upon my hour.
01:51Ah, old friend.
01:54It hardly seems a 12-month since last I donned the scarlet robe.
02:00Been a good year, then, has it, Mr Newmark?
02:02Quiet, Gordon, very quiet.
02:04Yes.
02:05Did your agent send you here?
02:07Because I haven't actually spoken to him this year.
02:08Nor have I.
02:10No, no, I am mistaken.
02:11We did have a brief chat in July.
02:15We were discussing my career as Father Christmas,
02:19and he told me that in Australia,
02:21they have Christmas during the summer.
02:24So I went over there in August.
02:26It's a complete lie.
02:28They have Christmas in December the same as we do.
02:32Yes, of course.
02:34The reason I haven't spoken to your agent, Mr Newmark,
02:37is we're not actually booking you this year.
02:38Ho, ho, ho!
02:39You jest.
02:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:42No, I don't yet.
02:44You see, we're closing the leisure centre today,
02:46and we're not opening it till after Christmas.
02:48Staff training in Wales.
02:50But I always play Father Christmas.
02:52Not this year.
02:53Your surplus two requirements.
02:55You can't give Father Christmas the sack.
02:58Don't tell me, because he's already got one.
03:00Nah.
03:01Oh, this is madness.
03:03I mean, it's practically suicidal.
03:04A survival course halfway up a freezing Welsh mountain.
03:07Oh, will you stop waving that thing around?
03:09I'm trying to get a signal on it.
03:10Hello, boys.
03:11I've got a Christmas card for you.
03:13Oh, I'm afraid we haven't got you one, Colin.
03:15Oh, that's all right.
03:16Neither has anyone else at the centre.
03:18Well, I expect you've got lots of others, though, yes?
03:21No, no, no.
03:21Just the one from the lads at Dino Rod.
03:24We always exchange cards.
03:26But you can't do this to me.
03:28It's my life.
03:30Oh, come on.
03:30It's only four days dressing up in a silly costume.
03:33Fool!
03:34Philistine!
03:35Don't you understand?
03:37I am Father Christmas.
03:39Not this year.
04:09I have a calling.
04:11They mocked my McCorber.
04:14They vilified my vanyer.
04:16They savaged my bottom.
04:21I can't take criticism any longer.
04:24Not even with the medication.
04:27Warwick, it's not criticism.
04:29It's helpful advice.
04:31Give it up.
04:31You're in the wrong job.
04:32That said in Northampton.
04:34You're in league with them, aren't you?
04:36Look, Wazza.
04:37I'm doing you a favour, really.
04:39On your bike.
04:40See you next Christmas, maybe.
04:47I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you.
05:04Mrs. British, what are you doing here?
05:05I'm going to Wales.
05:06Have you got a problem with that?
05:08You're coming with us.
05:09But it's going to be a nightmare out there.
05:11I certainly hope so.
05:17Time to hit the road.
05:18Right you are, Mr. Brugas.
05:19Carol, let me help you in.
05:21Thank you, Miss Fizz.
05:25Hello, my darling.
05:26Didn't expect to see you here this morning.
05:27I bet you didn't.
05:29You see yourself, Miss Fizz?
05:30Don't push your luck, Carol.
05:31Or I might see you off.
05:32Carol, I'm not letting you out of my sight.
05:35What a devoted little wife I've got, eh?
05:44Winter holiday.
05:46Oh, shut up, Colin.
05:50Isn't that Mr. Newmark?
05:51Look, he's waving at us.
05:53Happy Christmas, Mr. Newmark.
05:56Happy Christmas.
05:56Happy Christmas, Newmark.
05:59I just smell that fresh air.
06:04How many times is that, Colin?
06:06Fifteen, my friends.
06:11Sixteen.
06:20That was the worst journey I've ever had.
06:22Oh, I don't know.
06:23I quite enjoyed it.
06:26Justin Kipper B. Brown, I run the centre.
06:28Gordon Britters, I run the centre.
06:31Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre.
06:32Nah.
06:35Right.
06:36Get your kit off.
06:38The roof.
06:39I'll show you to your dorms.
06:41Briefing room.
06:42Eighteen hundred hours.
06:43Introductory chat.
06:44Intensive team building through survival techniques.
06:46Believe me, you're going to need them.
06:48If I could just clarify that.
06:50Briefing.
06:51Eighteen hundred hours.
06:52Introductory chat.
06:53Intensive team building through survival techniques.
06:56I just said that.
06:57Yes.
06:58And I just clarified it for you.
07:04Over the next two days, you are going to achieve what I call team maturity.
07:11That's what I call it too.
07:13You are going to be moulded into a highly motivated, fully functional team.
07:18How do we do that?
07:19Forming, storming, norming and performing.
07:24I've done the course.
07:25Did an afternoon workshop in Swindon.
07:28Really?
07:29What a group first mates.
07:31People don't know what they're expected to do.
07:33Forming.
07:34Everyone has different ideas and opinions.
07:38Storming.
07:39Would you kick quiet, please?
07:41In the third stage, roles are clarified.
07:45This one's called norming.
07:47Finally, solutions to problems emerge and we're able to start.
07:51Performing.
07:52No.
07:53We don't call it that.
07:55No.
07:56That's what they called it in Swindon.
07:58My darling, I was definitely performing in Swindon.
08:05Helen?
08:07I'm sorry about that.
08:09I'm afraid my wife's a woman.
08:12It's a bit over-emotional.
08:15I quite understand.
08:18Right, let's press on to session five.
08:21Coping with difficult team members.
08:25Good.
08:26I'm glad.
08:27For some reason, they didn't let me do this one at Swindon.
08:30I've got to say...
08:35It's all right, everyone.
08:37It's just a lump of rock with a note on it.
08:39It's part of the course.
08:41You're going to die.
08:43Oh, very good.
08:45We did this at Swindon.
08:47It's called Team Formation Through Fear.
08:49Tell him, Captain Brown.
08:51There's nothing to worry about having hired 17 death threats at Swindon.
08:58Ah, Mrs. Brittus, there you are.
09:01I'm going to kill her, you know.
09:03Mrs. Brittus, if I'm not mistaken, something appears to have irritated you.
09:06Now, what might that be?
09:09Carol, I'm going to kill her.
09:11Oh, my, you did get out of bed on the wrong side this morning.
09:15She's having an affair with Gordon.
09:18Surely not.
09:20That's why I'm here.
09:21Make sure they don't get up to anything.
09:23No, I can't believe it.
09:25She sent him a love letter.
09:29It was pure film.
09:32And she had the nerve to send it to our house.
09:34It came in the post this morning.
09:37Oh, Mrs. Brittus, I'm devastated.
09:39Not half as devastated as that cow is going to be.
09:44Right.
09:45This is a trust exercise.
09:47It's all about cooperation.
09:50Get partner up.
09:51Tim, I suppose I can trust you.
09:54Carol, you can do it with me.
09:57Mrs. Brittus, I would be honoured if you would do me the honour of trusting me in this exercise.
10:02Right, later we'll talk about why you chose the person you chose.
10:06Why don't we talk about it now?
10:07No one chose me.
10:09Right, you can team up with me.
10:10Oh, thank you.
10:10Right, one of you will wear the blindfold and be unable to see.
10:15The other will wear the ear protectors and be unable to hear.
10:18We're talking about cooperation, getting back through the trees to the Land Rover.
10:22Get kitted up.
10:23Which shall I wear?
10:24You'd better wear both of them.
10:26I've got to stay alert.
10:27There's someone out there, you know.
10:28Is this team building through fear again?
10:31No.
10:32This is fear.
10:34I'll go, everyone.
10:36Let's go.
10:37Right, follow me, Carol.
10:38So, shall I lead the way, Mrs. Brittus?
10:40No, Carol, I'll lead the way.
10:42This is a trust exercise.
10:44You've got to trust me.
10:46Come on, Colin, we're going to follow them.
10:50He's dragging her off into the woods.
10:52You're not missing a lot of my sight.
10:54Great you are, Mrs. Brittus.
10:56Yes, that's where we're going to start.
10:58I didn't sleep a wink last night, after all that rock business.
11:02It was dangerous, you know.
11:03Well, I think it's stupid to make us frightened.
11:06And it was dangerous, you're right.
11:08I said it was dangerous.
11:10I was just agreeing with you.
11:11Torture yourself off, for God's sake.
11:14We started yet?
11:16You see, Carol, when you're deprived of one of your senses,
11:19the other's automatically enhanced.
11:21My hearing is now super sensitive.
11:23Yes, Mrs. Schubert.
11:24Shh, shh.
11:25No extraneous noise, Carol.
11:27I'm listening for the metallic clicking sound
11:29made by the cooling engine of a Land Rover.
11:32There it is.
11:34Ah!
11:39Chris, how can I help you?
11:43I'm going to die.
11:45Is that you, my angel?
11:47I'm sorry, Mrs. Schubert.
11:48I didn't hear what you just said.
11:52Oh, this is ridiculous.
11:55Oh, dear me.
11:56Is that you, Mrs. Brittas?
11:59Ah!
12:03Don't distress yourself, Mrs. Brittas.
12:05All marriages have their ups and downs.
12:13I'm going to die.
12:15Oh, dear.
12:18Well done.
12:19Over there.
12:35Do you know what that was, Carol?
12:37The sound of a passing squirrel.
12:42Well, what a successful day.
12:44Not only did Carol and I win the race through the woods,
12:47but I was first to cross the road, Ridge.
12:49It is not a competitive exercise.
12:51It is a team-building exercise.
12:54Exactly.
12:55I'm just saying I'm the best at team-building.
12:57It was absolutely terrifying when the road bridge collapsed
13:00just as I was about to get on it.
13:01I could have had an accident.
13:02It wouldn't have been an accident.
13:04It's the same as the boulder.
13:05What boulder?
13:06The boulder that almost killed us, Miss Briss.
13:08It missed me by inches.
13:10Shame.
13:11I didn't really try to...
13:13No.
13:15I didn't see a boulder.
13:17You said it was a squirrel, Miss Briss.
13:19What?
13:20A squirrel that nearly killed us?
13:22You tried to kill me.
13:23No, no.
13:24I thought you were Mrs. Briss.
13:26You tried to kill me.
13:27No, I didn't try to kill anyone.
13:30Nor should you.
13:32It's me.
13:33They're trying to kill.
13:35You what?
13:36The Dundies.
13:39Iraqis.
13:42Maybe even our side.
13:44I've been expecting it.
13:45I know too much.
13:46Military secrets.
13:47We're ten years in the air.
13:48That's nice.
13:49There's someone out there trying to kill you.
13:51Hey.
13:52There's always someone out there trying to kill you.
13:54Are you listening, Karen?
13:56You think they're safe?
13:57I'm the target.
13:58But I can handle it.
14:00I know 97 different ways of killing people.
14:03Can you teach me something?
14:05He's very good, isn't he?
14:07He's really got you going.
14:09I can almost smell the fear.
14:11That could be me, Mr. Briss.
14:13I haven't even been able to change my socks.
14:1697 different ways of killing people.
14:19I just thought of number 98.
14:22The name of the game is...
14:24Survival!
14:26Living off the land, working as a team.
14:28Phone.
14:29It doesn't work out here.
14:30Just give it me.
14:36In there's everything you need.
14:37Map, compass, survival blankets, two tents.
14:40For the next 24 hours, you're on your own.
14:43Come on, get it up.
14:45I'm not going.
14:46I'm not going.
14:47There's pants for the maniac out there.
14:49Tim, we're better off out there.
14:50Captain Brown's the target.
14:52If he's not with us, we'll be safe.
14:55I'll meet you at the rendezvous point.
14:56Fell in bog.
14:57Right.
14:57Marked on the map.
14:58Suggest you camp there.
15:00Everything else, improvise.
15:02Remember your training.
15:03You'll survive.
15:05I wouldn't count on it, Carol.
15:07Mr Briss?
15:07I'm Snowden.
15:09No one can hear you scream.
15:12Mr Briss, please.
15:14Carol, I'm disappointed in you.
15:17Sorry, can't you?
15:17Can't you keep your hormones under control?
15:25Mr Briss, it's out.
15:27What is, Colin?
15:28You and you know who.
15:29I know you know.
15:31What?
15:32We all have juices, Mr Briss.
15:34Even I have juices.
15:36For I've learned to control them.
15:38Well, most of them.
15:39I'm not following this, Colin.
15:41You're a very handsome man, Mr Briss.
15:44Are you feeling all right?
15:46Like a young Errol Flynn who wouldn't fall in love with you.
15:50Boss, power is a great aphrodisiac.
15:52But I beg you to stop it.
15:54Give it up.
15:55Stop it before it's too late.
15:58You're walking a dangerous path.
16:00She's on the edge.
16:01Which way now?
16:03Do west, please.
16:05Straight up that hill.
16:07Come on.
16:09I think we're lost.
16:11Good.
16:11Then Captain Brown won't be able to find us.
16:13If there is a madman out there trying to kill him,
16:15if he's not with us, then we're safe.
16:18Whoa!
16:20Timmy!
16:21Timmy!
16:22Come on, let's keep moving.
16:23Stop hanging around at the back.
16:28Oh, that's cold!
16:29It's supposed to be.
16:30Do we have to stay up for 24 hours, Mr Briss?
16:32It's like getting frightened.
16:34It's all right, Carol.
16:35You're perfectly safe with me.
16:41That trap was set deliberately.
16:43You could have killed me, you know.
16:44Probably by a hunter, Tim.
16:45These mountains are teeming with wildlife.
16:48This is a hunter's paradise.
16:50Wild war.
16:51Red deer.
16:52Mountain hare.
16:54Can I tempt anyone to a spot of water rat?
16:58Disgusting.
16:59I've had my fill of rats.
17:03Mr Briss, we ought to go back.
17:05It's not safe out here.
17:07Nah, bit of a problem, Gavin.
17:09You see, we're here at Drabignog Point
17:11and there's no stream marked on this map.
17:14But we're sitting right next to a stream.
17:17Precisely, Gavin.
17:18The map is wrong.
17:19Is this where I can look?
17:21Oh, Carol, what will be the point in that?
17:23I've got geography A level, Mr Briss.
17:25I've got a B.
17:26And I've got a distinction for my project on the river, darling.
17:28Don't call him darling, you bitch.
17:31I thought we were supposed to be working as a team.
17:34Shut your face.
17:35Surely if Carol really does...
17:37Gavin, you keep out of this.
17:39You don't know what's going on.
17:40And what everyone try and remember,
17:42this is the season of goodwill.
17:44You tried to kill me yesterday.
17:47Excellent.
17:49Everyone is making a contribution.
17:51We've done the forming, now we're storming.
17:54Soon we'll be norming and...
17:57Right, by my calculations, we are here
18:00and the rendezvous point is there,
18:02which means...
18:03Yes, 142 miles to do before tea.
18:08Best get started.
18:11Come on, let's see those happy smiling faces, please.
18:16Well, at least it's not raining.
18:31Do you know, earlier on, Mr. Britters,
18:33I actually thought that we were lost.
18:35Did you, Colleen?
18:36Especially when we found that dead sheep for the third time.
18:39That should have known.
18:40I mean, when they all sat down
18:42and refused to follow you a step further,
18:44they were all united, weren't they?
18:45They were working as a team,
18:47which is just what you intended.
18:49Yes.
18:51Absolutely marvellous.
18:52The way you made them use their initiative
18:53and ignore you completely was a masterstroke.
18:57Well, of course I knew.
18:58Everyone pulled together
18:59and here we are at the rendezvous point,
19:01earlier than expected.
19:02Just keep digging, Colleen.
19:04Right you are.
19:05Best set up the latrine first, eh?
19:08Which is where my travel trowel comes in handy.
19:11I always carry it about my person.
19:14Oh!
19:17I seem to have hit a natural fissure in the rock, Mr. Britters.
19:23One banana, two banana, three banana, four banana.
19:27Four bananas to the plot, Mr. Britters.
19:29It's about 130 feet deep.
19:32That should see us through the night.
19:38Can we really eat this, Colleen?
19:40Absolutely, Mr. Britters.
19:42This looks like some kind of root.
19:43Yes, it is, Gavin.
19:44I think it's a member of the Swede family.
19:47I found it when I was digging out the latrine.
19:52Are you sure these aren't poisonous, Miss Britters?
19:54Just get them down, you Carol.
19:56How can you eat when there's a psychopath after us?
19:59No, there isn't, Tim.
20:01Oh, I can't take much more of this.
20:03This is just terrible.
20:05It's the most ghastly Christmas I've ever had.
20:07Really, Tim?
20:08I'm quite enjoying it.
20:10But then again, I always enjoy Christmas.
20:12Now, remember some of the Christmases I had as a boy?
20:15Marvellous.
20:16We had good food all year round,
20:18but at Christmas, we were all allowed seconds.
20:22And then on Christmas Eve, when Father Christmas came,
20:25he left all of us a special present.
20:28It was a satsuma.
20:30I always hoped it would be a bike.
20:32I'd always wanted a bike.
20:34But I was very grateful for a satsuma.
20:36Satsumas were hard to come by in those days.
20:39And then one year, one Christmas day,
20:43the house mother came to me and she said,
20:45Colin, come outside.
20:47And I went outside, into the snow.
20:50And guess what was there?
20:52A bike?
20:54No, a satsuma.
20:56But there were tyre marks in it.
21:08What's that noise?
21:10Ah, that'll be Captain Kipper B.
21:13He's a bit early for the rendezvous.
21:15No, it isn't.
21:16But that's not him!
21:18We're all gonna die!
21:19We're all gonna die!
21:21Oh!
21:29Hello.
21:30Died a pizza.
21:31I'm filling custody for a Mrs. Brittass at Valenborg.
21:33That's me.
21:34All right.
21:35All right.
21:35That'll be £5.50, then, please.
21:38I'm down in Clancy's soil.
21:40You don't get a lot of call for pizzas if you're at Valenborg.
21:44Mind you, not a lot of people come up here.
21:46The bog's quite dangerous.
21:47Is it?
21:48Where is it exactly?
21:50Over there.
21:52That's Valenborg.
21:53Old Welsh name, is it?
21:55No.
21:55It's English.
21:57It's a bog, see?
21:58And lots of people fell in.
22:00Cheerio, Oldham.
22:01Enjoy your meal.
22:02God, I'm starving.
22:05What's this?
22:07What does it look like?
22:08It's a pizza, isn't it?
22:09She could have phoned up earlier.
22:11That's my mobile phone.
22:13Where did you get that from?
22:14I nicked it out of the back of the Land Rover.
22:15It's flipping useless.
22:16It only worked for about ten minutes earlier on.
22:19You could have phoned for help.
22:20I don't need any help for what I've got planned.
22:23Helen, I forbid you to eat that.
22:25This is a survival exercise, and that is cheating.
22:28And you know all about cheating, don't you, Gordon?
22:31Helen, as your husband and team leader,
22:33I insist that you spit out that quattro staggione.
22:38That's what I said.
22:41I expect them to expect to act.
22:46What's that?
22:47An olive stone.
22:49Come on, you can do better than that, Helen,
22:50on anchovies and pepperoni.
22:53Nice.
22:54Sounded like a scream.
22:57It was more like a...
23:00It won't be an owl.
23:02I'll go and have a look.
23:06Oh, no!
23:15What is...
23:17Captain Kipper B. Brown.
23:22Mr. Brittus, may I have a word?
23:28They've got him.
23:29Who?
23:29Captain Brown.
23:31Whoever was out to get him, they've got him.
23:33They've dumped his body in my latrine.
23:38Can I have your attention, please, everyone?
23:43I'm afraid we've got a bit of a problem.
23:45And from now...
23:48Is it your Euros?
23:53Good night.
23:55Good night.
23:55Have you unlocked my life?
23:58All is calm.
24:02All is bright.
24:06Actually,
24:07it is fairly bright.
24:09I'll be able to lead you all back to Clan Finnid House soon.
24:12We lost the map in the fire, Mr Brittus.
24:15And the tent?
24:16Yes, all right.
24:18Why can't we wait for Captain Kipper?
24:20He should be here now. Why is he late?
24:22Well, I've been thinking all through the night.
24:24He's the one who's been attacking us.
24:26He was the one who set the trap for me.
24:28He was the one who burned down the tents to see if we could survive.
24:31He's not late. He's out there.
24:34He's both, actually, Tim.
24:36He's out there. And he's late.
24:39He's very late.
24:41He is the late Captain Brown.
24:44Fowlly murdered and shoved down the lovy.
24:47He was dead before the camp burnt down.
24:49I'm too young to die.
24:51No, you're not. You're well past your cell by day.
24:56Helen, please.
24:58Oh, I see.
24:59You take your fancy woman instead of me, do you?
25:02Well, that's it.
25:03I don't know.
25:04Helen, you're not still cross about that pate, sir?
25:12Helen British, I have a shrewd suspicion that something is wrong.
25:17What exactly is it?
25:19There's one thing having an affair, but flaunting it in front of me and the whole staff.
25:26There's something else.
25:28Run that one by me again, please.
25:30Carol, you bit on the side.
25:33I know all about it.
25:35I opened a letter she sent you.
25:37It was disgusting.
25:40No, still not quite au fait with this one.
25:43This is what you're doing.
25:46Whenever I need a little prod, you're always there with your great big rod.
25:54And once a month, with a little luck.
25:56You'll come along with your bumping truck.
25:59That's amazing, Mrs. Britters.
26:00That's exactly what I wrote on my Christmas card to the boys at Dino Rod.
26:03In fact, that is my card.
26:06Oh, I've signed it there for Colin.
26:08Say, for Colin?
26:10And on the front's my drawing of a plunger with a holly wreath round it.
26:13Is that what it is?
26:14Ready to get it, Mrs. Britters.
26:15I just got it in the post.
26:17Otherwise it was...
26:18I must have put them in the wrong envelopes.
26:22Excuse me, I have to go and find the other ones occupied, as it were.
26:27So you haven't been unfaithful in not having an affair with Carol?
26:34With Carol?
26:36Of course not.
26:37Why would I want to have an affair with Carol?
26:39I love you, my angel.
26:41I wouldn't have an affair any more than you would.
26:44Oh, God!
26:47Is that some links for us?
26:48Maybe they've got him.
26:49Oh, I hope so.
26:51Oh, no, they haven't.
26:53Mr. Britters?
26:56Carol.
26:56Came back with me.
26:58I'm really sorry, Carol.
26:59There's been a bit of a misunderstanding.
27:02I won't try to murder you any more.
27:05Thank you, Mrs. Britters.
27:07Merry Christmas.
27:08I wish it was.
27:10We should be in Whippery now.
27:12It's Christmas Eve.
27:19Hello?
27:20Hello?
27:21David Beats here.
27:22I'm afraid I forgot the garlic bread.
27:24Shall I bring it up now?
27:25No.
27:26But bring the police.
27:27Bring Madge in rescue.
27:28It's all right.
27:29Everything's going to be fine.
27:39Oh, thank you, Father Christmas.
27:42It's what I've always wondered.
27:45Probably more within the hour.
27:46We're going to be safe.
27:47We're not going to die.
27:48Of course we're not going to die.
27:50Oh, yes, you are.
27:53And thus, the worldy gig of time brings in his revenge.
27:58And now, you finally get yours, Britters.
28:02This time, you won't escape.
28:06Ah!
28:10Oh, poor Mr. Newark.
28:12Oh, it was over the top.
28:15Yeah.
28:15Now he's down at the bottom.
28:17Mr. Britters!
28:18Mr. Britters!
28:19Father Christmas has brought me a bike.
28:21I knew you would.
28:23Nothing can spoil my Christmas now.
28:25Bad news, I'm afraid, Colin.
28:27Bad news, I'm afraid.
28:57Bad news, I'm afraid.
28:59Bad news, I'm afraid.
28:59Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:00Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:00Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:00Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:00Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:00Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:00Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:01Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:01Bad news, I'm afraid.
29:01Bad news, I'm afraid.