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00:00The
00:30buy a sponge sir pardon me you could throw it at tim here he doesn't want to gavin
00:42raising money for a new trampoline if we have two trampolines then we can offer synchronized
00:47trampolining you want money well if you wouldn't mind oh thanks very much so uh how many sponges
00:56do i get for a pound you get a hundred okay great and uh perhaps you could help me out with something
01:05sure
01:06morning carol morning girl oh happy birthday to you thank you what's this then oh it's nothing it's
01:24just my book really yes i'm rather pleased that was the last page you never said you were writing
01:32a book you've written all this yes i just had an idea one day and it seemed to flow out of me
01:37mistress of kinvara it's probably no good of course but i thought i'd ask mr british for his opinion
01:43oh you won't get a great deal out of him today i'm afraid no no no he's on a sponsored silence
01:48for the fundraising oh goodness he has such clever ideas doesn't he it was julie's idea yeah he's
01:56promised not to speak for eight hours eight hours but how on earth will he do all this managing do
02:03you know it hasn't made as much difference as you'd have thought good morning mr b
02:07oh good morning how can i help you oh oh good morning oh mr bush is i'm so excited i've just
02:19finished writing a book and i wondered if you'd have a look at it for me
02:21yes yes of course i think me now whenever you have a spare moment i'd value your opinion you see
02:29oh mr mushy thank you so much you're so kind thank you oh you will take care of it won't you because
02:35it's the only copy i've got thank you getting back to laura for a moment uh is she seeing anyone these
02:44birthdays oh no she's not right and uh she's in there now on pool duty i think come to wish her
02:51happy birthday have you it's her birthday today that's right i had no idea uh look if it's all the
03:00same to you i think i'll pass on the other 64. thanks you'll excuse me okay what a really nice guy
03:10we've got to talk oh god
03:20i said look gordon could you put those things away this is serious
03:26now listen if anyone asks i want you to say that i've been here all morning
03:32look it's perfectly simple if anyone asks i just want you to tell them that i've been here since
03:38nine o'clock that i've never been out of your sight all right just just if anyone happens to ask
03:44well like anybody people the police
03:49well not necessarily the police just if they ask if they happen to call round
03:57nothing's happened i just want you to help you're always saying you'll do anything for me and then
04:03i'll come round and ask you to do something very simple and you start asking all these questions and
04:08making all this fuss
04:10hello you want to speak to mrs british well i'm afraid she's not here
04:23well i mean she is here i just meant she's not in the office at the moment
04:29she's been in the building since nine o'clock this morning as her husband will tell you
04:35well i'm afraid it's on a sponsored silence at the moment i'm afraid it's a very very bad line
04:41i'm sorry bye-bye
04:42mr british mr british you've got to help my balls are on fire
04:48it's all my fault mr british i was i was throwing them higher than i intended you see
04:56for the sponsored juggle
04:58and now one of them is stuck mr british on a high tension cable well
05:03my worry is that they'll short circuit and then all the lights will go out
05:06oh well said mr british sir i knew what could depend on you
05:12go on go on you won't forget will you
05:14please don't forget
05:15it's not just failing in my attempt to break the record it's making things so inconvenient for you
05:25the trouble is they're made of metallic paper strips you see
05:29the idea was to catch the light make a bit of a school
05:33sorry mr british you were saying
05:35ah now that is the obvious next course of action mr british sir
05:38but the thing that's been puzzling me is
05:40how
05:41ah now i did think of that mr british but the trouble is you see
05:46if that wire is still live it could be very very dangerous
05:50you see i have been told that it is lethal to touch overhead power cables still you know best mr british
06:02british
06:09what are you reading i don't know i found it on british's desk
06:14i think it's a manuscript for a novel really what's it called i don't know the first book i think it's a manuscript for a novel
06:23What are you reading?
06:25I don't know. I found it on British's desk.
06:28I think it's a manuscript for a novel.
06:29Really? What's it called?
06:31I don't know. The first three pages are missing.
06:34But it's about this woman
06:35who gets a job as a receptionist
06:37and tries to work her way up.
06:39It's quite clever, isn't it?
06:41You should read it properly from the beginning.
06:43No, no, no. I've got to get back.
06:48Where does that start?
06:53There you are, Ben.
06:57Carol!
06:59Well, yes, Miss British, how may I help you?
07:01Carol, I have to look different.
07:03I'm sorry.
07:03I want to look different.
07:05I'm wearing blue and green
07:07and I want to wear something red or yellow.
07:10Red would be good.
07:11Yes, I don't see that I've got anything.
07:14Or a hat. A hat would do.
07:15Or dark glasses. Anything, really.
07:18Haven't you got anything?
07:18You could always try the hair.
07:21Who are you?
07:21I'm sorry I startled you.
07:24I'm Michael T. Farrell III.
07:26I couldn't help overhearing
07:27that you wanted to look different
07:28and believe me, the hair's the thing.
07:31What do you mean?
07:33Well, if you were to untie that bow
07:35and let your hair come forward,
07:37can I?
07:37Yeah.
07:47There. See? It's quite a difference.
07:49Is it?
07:49Yes, and if I may say so,
07:51it's very attractive.
07:53Oh, thank you.
07:55There's maybe a red dress in the staff room, Miss British.
07:58Miss British?
07:59What?
08:00Is that still the colour you wanted?
08:02Oh. Oh, yes.
08:04Yes, thank you.
08:05Thank you so much.
08:07She is pregnant, you see.
08:15Welcome to Whitby Newtown Leisure Centre.
08:16How may I help you, Mr. Farrell III?
08:18A ticket for the swimming pool, please.
08:20Oh, I'm afraid the swimming pool's unavailable.
08:22It's being used for a sponsored swim
08:23until two o'clock.
08:25Okay, how do I become a sponsored swimmer?
08:27The forms had to be filled in three weeks ago.
08:28Mr. British is very strict about that kind of thing.
08:30Can I get anywhere near the pool?
08:32Well, you could watch from the gallery
08:34on a spectator's ticket.
08:36That means you can wander around
08:38and see if there's anything else you'd like to do.
08:40Wander around sounds perfect.
08:44Oh.
08:45Thanks.
08:45Oh.
08:58Hi.
09:00I'm looking for a friend.
09:02Laura?
09:03I think she's the deputy manager here.
09:06Do you have any form of...
09:08Do you have some sort of speech problem or something?
09:11Oh, for the second trampoline.
09:12You're the manager.
09:14Right.
09:15Look, I just want to talk to Laura
09:17and I've come along...
09:19Oh, come on.
09:20I've traveled 3,000 miles.
09:24If you don't leave,
09:26I shall have to call the police.
09:30Okay.
09:32You call the police
09:32and I'll wait here.
09:38That's harsh words indeed, yeah?
09:42Oh, really?
09:43Well, here's something you can do, buddy.
09:45You didn't want to say that, did you?
09:56Right, that's it.
09:57Get out of my centre.
09:58And now you lose your sponsorship money.
10:01Are you going to leave
10:02or do I have to use force?
10:03No, no, I'm going.
10:04I just thought maybe we could help each other.
10:07That's all.
10:08What?
10:08Look, I'm the only one that's heard you speak
10:11and if I don't say anything,
10:13then no one will know.
10:15So how about you let me in to see Laura
10:16and then we're both happy?
10:18Are you suggesting I pretend I haven't spoken when I have?
10:22It's the only way you'll get your money.
10:24Kiff, what sort of moral code do you think we have over here, eh?
10:28Oh, now, look, look, look, look.
10:29I was just, uh, trying to...
10:31Get out now.
10:32Come on.
10:32Pop it.
10:33Move it, buddy.
10:34Okay.
10:35Come on.
10:35Away you go.
10:36Shoo.
10:37Shoo, shoo, shoo.
10:41Carol, this gentleman is leaving
10:42and if he tries to come back in
10:44I want you to call the police.
10:45Understood?
10:46Yes, Miss...
10:46Mr. Bishers, you spoke.
10:50I am aware of that, Carol.
10:52Sss, Gordon.
10:54Who are you?
10:55It's me, Helen.
10:57Helen?
10:58Gordon, they saw me.
10:59They know my name.
11:01Helen, what are you talking about?
11:02That's why they rang up.
11:03They must have traced me through the car.
11:05They know who I am.
11:06All right, all right.
11:07Calm down.
11:07You'd better come up to the office with me.
11:09Carol?
11:10Mr. Farrell, I'm afraid...
11:12Look, I wonder if you could help me.
11:14I'm sorry, but Mr. Bishers did say...
11:16No, I know what he said.
11:17I just want to give him some money.
11:19Money?
11:19For the fun, for this trampoline thing.
11:22How much exactly is a new one going to cost?
11:24Well, our target is 2,500
11:26and we're sort of...
11:29Right.
11:30So you need, uh, what, 2,494?
11:335 pounds to make it up, yeah?
11:35Yes.
11:35Oh, I think I can do that.
11:39Of course, uh, some of it may have to be in dollars.
11:45You'll never guess what's happened to me.
11:48What?
11:49I'm fine.
11:50In fact, I'm very fine.
11:52Good.
11:53You remember I've been a bit...
11:54bummed up over the last few days.
11:56Well, not anymore.
11:58Well, that's nice.
11:59Rather an aggressive therapy,
12:01but you're certainly very effective.
12:03Yes.
12:04It must be something to do with making the intestinal muscles contract,
12:07I think.
12:08But he's certainly sorted me out.
12:11Maybe I should do it on a regular basis.
12:13Oh, no.
12:14What's the matter?
12:15Oh, have you got to the bit about the mother?
12:17They can't do it to her.
12:18They can't.
12:19What are you reading?
12:19It's a story.
12:21Julie found it.
12:22Oh, it's brilliant, Colin.
12:23I've never read anything like it.
12:25Really?
12:27Ooh.
12:28My word.
12:29I say, it's a bit...
12:31Is that the bit where they're making love on top of the bus?
12:33Yes.
12:35There's so many of them.
12:40Shoplifting?
12:41That's what they think.
12:43You?
12:44They accused you of shoplifting?
12:46How dare they?
12:47Colin, what's he doing?
12:48I'm going to demand an apology.
12:49No department store accuses my wife of shoplifting and gets away with it.
12:53What do they think you took?
12:55A wedding dress.
12:58A wedding dress?
13:00But that's ridiculous.
13:01What would you need a wedding dress for?
13:03A pair of gloves.
13:05A handbag.
13:06A purse.
13:08Some shoes.
13:10But how could you?
13:11Where would you put it all?
13:16I'm sorry, Colin.
13:18Oh, my God.
13:22This is a size 8.
13:24Yes.
13:25You haven't been a size 8 since you were 14.
13:27How do you think you're going to fit in it?
13:29Oh, Gordon, you've got to help me.
13:33I don't know what to do.
13:34I mean, what's going to happen to the children?
13:37What?
13:38I can't go to prison.
13:39You mustn't let them send me to prison.
13:41They couldn't take it.
13:42It's all right, my darling.
13:44It's all right.
13:45No one's going to send you to prison.
13:47Yes, they are.
13:47No, they're not.
13:49Look, even if you did take the stuff, no one ever gets sent to prison for a first offence.
13:56Oh, my God.
13:58You mean you've done this before?
14:00No.
14:02What?
14:03I've done it more than once before.
14:06More than once before?
14:07How many times, for God's sake?
14:08It was a long time ago.
14:10It was before I met you.
14:11How many times?
14:13Well, I'm not sure how many actual convictions there were.
14:18Well, make a guess.
14:19It was something like seven.
14:22Seven?
14:23Or nine.
14:24I don't believe it.
14:26It's just when I'm pregnant, I don't know what happens.
14:29I just want to...
14:29Look, if you wanted a new pair of shoes, why didn't you tell me?
14:32I could have found them a lot cheaper than this, too.
14:34Oh, God.
14:35You've got to help me.
14:36I can't.
14:37Hang on.
14:37I'm trying to think what the best thing to do is.
14:39Oh, Laura, if you told you what to do, you'd just have to say that I was here.
14:42Look, obviously, the first thing to do is take this lot back to the store.
14:45Oh, you can't.
14:46We have to, my darling.
14:48These things don't belong to us.
14:49Just that they don't know it was me.
14:51That's something we have to face, Helen.
14:53Look, I'll do the talking.
14:55I'll explain that you've been under a lot of stress recently.
14:58I'm sure they'll understand.
14:59What was wrong with my idea?
15:00All you've got to do is swear I was here.
15:02You mean tell a lie?
15:03Yes.
15:04We couldn't do that, honestly, could we?
15:06I'm going to go to prison.
15:09I'm going to go to prison.
15:10You're not going to go to prison.
15:12You're going to stay here, calm down, and let me go back to the store and sort this thing out.
15:16Come on, let's pack this stuff away.
15:19Right.
15:19Wedding dress, shoes.
15:21Couldn't we just keep the little handbag?
15:24No, we cannot.
15:26Have you got anything else up there?
15:32Good God, a barbecue set.
15:34And what exactly is going on here?
15:44Oh, Mr. Brittis, have you heard the news?
15:45Aren't you supposed to be outside having sponges thrown at you, Tim?
15:48We're not going to get a new trampoline by standing around the reception gossiping, are we now?
15:52But there's no need for it anymore, Mr. Brittis.
15:54You may not think it's important, Gabby, but the rest of us in leisure have decided that synchronised trampolining is an essential part of being a major leisure centre.
16:02That's not quite what I meant, Mr. Brittis.
16:04You don't have to do the fundraising anymore, Mr. Brittis.
16:06We've got the money.
16:08What?
16:08We've got all of it.
16:09Quite a bit more, actually.
16:11£2,495.
16:13Where did all this come from?
16:15From Michael.
16:16Who?
16:17Michael?
16:18The one you were going to throw out, Mr. Brittis.
16:20Just as well we didn't, eh, Mr. Brittis?
16:22You mean the American?
16:24He's responsible for this.
16:25He gave me every last penny he had, just like that.
16:27Wasn't it kind of him?
16:29No, yes, very kind.
16:31Well, you don't look very happy about it.
16:32Happy?
16:33What reason have I got to be happy, Julie?
16:35You've got your trampoline, haven't you?
16:38Fundraising isn't just about making money, you know, Julie.
16:41Isn't it?
16:42No, it isn't, Gavin Featherly.
16:44We were going to work for that trampoline ourselves, penny by penny.
16:48And in the process, we were going to bring people into the centre.
16:51We were going to be drawn closer together ourselves.
16:54We were going to work as a team.
16:56And then when we got the trampoline, we could say it was ours,
16:59bought with a sweat of our brow.
17:01And every time we saw someone bouncing up and down on it,
17:04we'd say, we got it!
17:06That's our trampoline!
17:08And now we can't.
17:09We just think some rich yank came in and bought it for us.
17:13He's spoiled it.
17:14That's what he's done.
17:15He's spoiled it.
17:16Well, I think that's a little unfair.
17:17He's just trying to help, Mr. Whittles.
17:19He wasn't trying to help.
17:21I know exactly what he was trying to do, Carol.
17:23Where is he?
17:30Mr. Farrell?
17:31Hi.
17:32This room is for staff only,
17:34as you may have observed from the notice of the door.
17:36Oh, I'm sorry.
17:37They told me outside to come in for a coffee.
17:39The use of this room by the public
17:41is not permitted by county regs, Mr. Farrell.
17:43And as such, you are, at this present moment in time, uninsured.
17:47Oh, well, I guess I'd better leave, then.
17:49Indeed.
17:50I don't know if you heard, but I made a small contribution to your fund.
17:55Yes.
17:56We're very grateful.
18:00And I wondered if, you know, in the circumstances...
18:03You might speak to my deputy manager?
18:05Yes.
18:06No.
18:08But she's free, isn't she?
18:10I mean, the sponsored swimming's all over now.
18:12Indeed, Mr. Farrell.
18:14But safety continues to be our number one priority,
18:17and with that in mind,
18:19Laura will be staying in the pool for the next...
18:21two hours, in case anyone would like a swim.
18:23Oh, well, I think I'll do that, then.
18:26What?
18:26Have a swim.
18:27Can I have a ticket, please?
18:29Uh, that's not against county regs, is it?
18:32Fine.
18:33I'll have, um...
18:35Do you take credit cards?
18:38I'm afraid not, Mr. Farrell.
18:42Couldn't we give him a free ticket, Mr. Brittus?
18:44Free ticket?
18:45I mean, in the circumstances,
18:46he has just given us £2,495.
18:50I'm sure there's a lot of people
18:51who'd love to have a spare £2,495
18:55so they could dish out on a brand-new trampoline, Colleen,
18:58but we can't make the rules up as we go along.
19:00Don't we have any work to do?
19:05Carol?
19:05I shall be in town for the next two hours
19:08on a personal matter.
19:09Yes, Mrs. Farrell.
19:10Goodbye, Mr. Farrell.
19:12And I think the phrase is...
19:13Have a nice day.
19:17Will you tell Laura that I'll be waiting for her in the car,
19:19you know, whenever she's ready?
19:21Yes, of course, Michael.
19:22Michael?
19:22You're taking my book?
19:25Your book?
19:26You wrote this?
19:27Well, I'm sure it's rubbish, of course,
19:29but it's just the only copy I have.
19:31Well, no-one could tell me who wrote it.
19:32Look, do you mind if I show this to my brother?
19:35Your brother?
19:35Yeah, he's a publisher.
19:37Well, he owns a couple of publishing companies,
19:39and I think this is the kind of thing that he'd like.
19:41A publisher?
19:42Oh, Mr. Brittus, I'm so excited.
19:44Michael thinks my book is just the kind of thing
19:46his brother might like to publish.
19:48Could I have a word with you?
19:50LAUGHTER
19:52How dare you?
19:56I'm sorry?
19:57How dare you do that to one of my staff?
19:59Hey, I was just trying to, you know, give the girl...
20:01I know what you were trying to do.
20:03You were trying to butter that girl up
20:05so you could get a ticket to go down
20:06and pester one of my deputies.
20:07No, no, I told her I was going to wait in the car.
20:10I don't know how you behave in your own country, Mr. Farrell,
20:13but that's not the way I let people treat my staff.
20:15That poor girl has quite enough problems already,
20:18don't you, Carol?
20:19Yes, I suppose I have, Mr. Brittus.
20:21She's had her hopes dashed far too many times in the past,
20:24haven't you, Carol?
20:25Yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:26And I'm not going to stand by and see it happen again.
20:28Colin?
20:29Yes, Mr. Brittus?
20:30This man is refusing to leave.
20:33You'd better take him down to the table tennis room.
20:35Hey, look, if you're going to try any rough stuff,
20:37I've got to warn you that...
20:38We do not indulge in rough stuff, Mr. Farrell.
20:41This is a British leisure centre,
20:44and as you obviously won't leave until you get what you want,
20:46I will ask, ask, mind you, my deputy,
20:49whether or not she's prepared to talk to you,
20:51and if she is, I'll send her to join you in the table tennis room.
20:53Great, at last!
20:54Walk this way, Maggie.
20:57So you don't think I should bother then, Mr. Brittus?
20:59What?
20:59I wonder whether you thought it was worth me showing Michael my book.
21:02Well, that's up to you, Carol.
21:03Oh, well, in that case, I think I will, because...
21:05But if you want my opinion, Carol,
21:07I think we'll be a lot happier if we just got on with our own jobs.
21:10Let's leave the novel writing to the novelers, eh?
21:13And concentrate on keeping a nice, tidy reception area.
21:19Well, I...
21:20I suppose it's some drawing paper for you, then, Ben.
21:24I'll just get you some colours.
21:27I'll be...
21:28Yes, of course, you can crumple it up.
21:32Mummy doesn't mind.
21:35Mummy doesn't mind at all.
21:40Mr. Brittus, I've just heard we've reached our target.
21:43Yes?
21:44And you can speak again.
21:45You must be very pleased.
21:47Laura, there is a man outside claiming to be a friend of yours
21:50who's been pestering to see you most of the morning.
21:53Oh?
21:54Who?
21:55All I know, and I may not have seen him in his best light,
21:58is that he's someone who lies, cheats,
21:59and thinks money can get him whatever he wants.
22:02Could be any one of my friends, really.
22:04Does he have a name?
22:05He's called Michael.
22:06Michael T. Farrell III, if you please.
22:09He's an American.
22:10He's ever so good looking.
22:11Yes.
22:12Yes, he is, isn't he?
22:14You know him, then?
22:16He's my husband.
22:17You're looking good.
22:28What do you want, Michael?
22:31So, this is where you work, huh?
22:34I met your boss this morning, Mr. Brittus.
22:36Quite a guy.
22:38Well, he's just described you as a liar, a cheat,
22:42and someone who thinks money can get him whatever he wants.
22:45I think that's pretty good after two hours.
22:46It took me a year and a half.
22:48Well, why does it always have to be like this?
22:52I don't know, but it always is.
22:55Well, happy birthday anyway.
23:03This is for me?
23:04Yeah.
23:05You remember my birthday.
23:07There are a lot of things I remember, Laura.
23:11Cruising through the Norwegian fjords,
23:14skiing in Aspen,
23:15doing it in the back row of the Opera House in Sydney.
23:21You remember the good times, do you, Laura?
23:24Yes.
23:26And I remember when you started having them with someone else.
23:29You're still on about that, are you?
23:31That didn't mean anything, Laura.
23:32And anyway, you knew what I was like before we got married.
23:35I foolishly thought you'd change.
23:38The fact that you promised in a cathedral in front of 2,000 people had something to do with it.
23:42So, I'm only human.
23:44Michael, what do you want?
23:46I want us to get back together again.
23:48Okay.
23:49Cards on the table here.
23:51There's been a bit of talk at home recently about Michael T. Farrell IV.
23:56What about him?
23:58Well, the fact that you haven't produced him yet.
24:00My dad keeps asking these questions like,
24:02how's it going?
24:04Are there any problems?
24:06Are there any problems?
24:08We've been separated for two and a half years.
24:11Yeah.
24:12Well, he doesn't know that.
24:14How can he not know?
24:15You haven't told him.
24:20I didn't want to upset him.
24:21And anyway, he likes getting the cards.
24:24What cards?
24:25The ones I send for you from wherever we've been.
24:27Laura, you know what he's like.
24:30Chicago Irish Catholic.
24:33He'd go through the roof.
24:35You haven't told him.
24:37Laura, I'm between a rock and a hard place here.
24:41Now, if I get a divorce, I get wiped out of the will.
24:46If we don't have a child, I get wiped out of the will.
24:50You see what I'm saying?
24:51I think so.
24:53You're here because you want me to have your child.
24:56Is that such a bad idea?
24:58I mean, it's what you always said you wanted.
25:00Yes, I suppose it was.
25:02You don't even have to live with me if you don't want.
25:04I mean, you can have your own place.
25:06You can see whoever you want.
25:07Everything you need, and you get to have a baby.
25:12All my dreams come true, eh?
25:14Laura, we're not talking a few million here.
25:16We're talking big money.
25:17The Farrell Corporation, the largest shoe retail chain in the U.S.,
25:22a square half mile of East Chicago,
25:25an aviation industry.
25:27Come on.
25:30What do you say?
25:30I love the flowers.
25:53Oh, Laura.
25:54Mr Christmas.
25:55I was hoping to catch you.
25:57If you had a moment, I'd like to apologise.
26:03Could he be some other time?
26:04I had no idea he was your husband.
26:07No.
26:07I just thought he was some rich lout off the street causing trouble.
26:11Well, it doesn't matter.
26:12I hope you know that the last thing I'd ever want to do is
26:15upset or cause any embarrassment to a member of my staff.
26:19Particularly one I'd always hoped I could call a friend.
26:22Do you know what really annoys me about you, Mr British?
26:29What?
26:30Do you know what really drives me up the wall
26:32almost every time you open your mouth?
26:34Laura, I said I'm sorry.
26:35It's the waste.
26:36Hmm?
26:37I mean, here you are.
26:39You want to help.
26:40You have a dream.
26:41You actually have a vision of how things ought to be.
26:44You care.
26:45You get all the difficult things right.
26:47Laura.
26:47And then when it comes to the really simple bits,
26:49you blow it.
26:50Every time you blow it.
26:52I mean, there are people out there
26:54and if they had a half of your decency
26:56and a quarter of your desire to do just the right thing,
26:59it makes me so angry.
27:01I get...
27:02Oh.
27:15Gordon, how did it go?
27:18What?
27:18At the shop.
27:20Aren't they going to prosecute?
27:22Oh, that.
27:24Gordon, you did talk to them, did you?
27:27Yeah, it's all taken care of,
27:28all under control, my darling.
27:31Oh, Gordon, thank you.
27:35Oh, thank you, darling.
27:39Helen, have you ever thought...
27:41Have you ever thought that...
27:43that Laura might perhaps be in love with me?
27:49Laura?
27:50Yes, I mean, it wouldn't be the first time.
27:52The older, more experienced man.
27:54The young assistant who...
27:55No, Gordon.
27:58Are you sure?
27:59Gordon, my mind's gone on a lot of things,
28:01but I promise you Laura's not in love with you.
28:04In fact, she's often told me how very annoying she finds you.
28:07Right.
28:08Gordon, could we go home now, please?
28:11Yes, of course, my darling.
28:14And we'll stop off in the department store on the way, yeah?
28:16I thought you said you'd sorted all that out.
28:18I have.
28:19I explained to the manager that you were my wife
28:21and he was very understanding.
28:23So why did we have to go there?
28:25Well, you want to apologise, my darling.
28:27They kept saying it was unnecessary,
28:29but I thought it would be nice.
28:31Oh, Gordon, I can't.
28:32Yes, you can.
28:33It's only the manager and about 15 of the staff.
28:37Come on, my darling, you can do it.
28:38Come on, my darling.
28:39Come on, my darling.
29:09Come on, my darling.
29:10Come on, my darling.
29:11Come on, my darling.
29:12Come on, my darling.
29:13Come on, my darling.
29:14Come on, my darling.
29:15Come on, my darling.
29:16Come on, my darling.
29:17Come on, my darling.
29:18Come on, my darling.
29:19Come on, my darling.
29:20Come on, my darling.
29:21Come on, my darling.
29:22Come on, my darling.
29:23Come on, my darling.
29:24Come on, my darling.
29:25Come on, my darling.
29:26Come on, my darling.
29:27Come on, my darling.
29:28Come on, my darling.
29:29Come on, my darling.
29:30Come on, my darling.
29:31Come on, my darling.
29:32Come on, my darling.
29:33Come on, my darling.
29:34Come on, my darling.
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