00:05Relief!
00:10Sound the alarm!
00:14Relief!
00:17Dad, Urkel is here
00:39Very kind
00:40You already know
00:50Household items
01:00We'll be
01:00Love and tradition
01:02Of the grand design
01:03Some people say
01:05It's even harder to find
01:08Well then there must be
01:10Some magic clue
01:11Inside these gentle walls
01:15Cos all I see
01:17It is a tower of dreams
01:19Real love bursting
01:21Out of every scene
01:24Days go by
01:27We're going to fill our house
01:29With happiness
01:31Who may cry
01:34We'll smother the blues
01:36With tenderness
01:38As days go by
01:40There's room for you
01:43Room for me
01:44For gentle hearts
01:46And opportunity
01:47As days go by
01:52It's the bigger love
01:54Of the family
02:04Citizens' Tribunal
02:14Oh wow
02:15Who's here?
02:16Little Granurkel
02:20Hello, my sweet panacea
02:24I have something very interesting.
02:26What I want to show you
02:27A plane ticket?
02:33No
02:34Something even better
02:36Wait until you see it
02:38This is a new member
02:39From the family
02:40Urkel
02:41The poor man has traveled
02:42From the South American jungle
02:44A pergola
02:46From Peru
02:48Is called
02:49Pavla
02:59Come on
03:00Don't be such a coward
03:04What is that horrible thing?
03:06Shhh
03:07He is very sensitive
03:11Do you know if that bug
03:13Does he/she have a sex life?
03:17Steve, why did you buy that thing?
03:20Because I love these creatures.
03:23They are very noble
03:24Furthermore, every year
03:26I am attending a convention of entomologists
03:28And Pablo is a good candidate
03:31To take home the prize in his class
03:32Pablo!
03:34Pablo!
03:35It's disappeared!
03:37It's disappeared!
03:38Help me find it!
03:45Pablo!
03:46Pablo!
03:47Pablo!
03:48Where are you?
03:53Talk to me!
03:55Right now!
03:58Ah!
03:59Oh, wow!
04:06Hello!
04:10My God!
04:13Carlo!
04:14Carlo!
04:20Carlo!
04:23Carlo!
04:25Carlo!
04:26Carlo!
04:27Calm down!
04:28Calm down!
04:30Have you seen the size of that thing?
04:33I suppose the creature thinks the same of you.
04:46Oh!
05:02That's it
05:28No, no, no, no!
05:33No, no, no, no!
06:03No, no, no, no!
06:34Why wasn't he dead until he bumped into you?
06:45But seriously, aren't you going to apologize?
06:48First, clean all this up and go home
06:58Go with God, my friend!
07:04You are now in a much happier place
07:07Where there are small insects
07:10And nobody's wearing shoes
07:25Carl
07:27Come to bed, it's late
07:29Can't
07:30Every time I close my eyes I see that thing doing to me...
07:36He has risen!
07:39Steve, what bug has bitten you?
07:42I've come to give Carl one last chance to apologize...
07:46But please, Steve, it was just a disgusting bug.
07:49In that case, we'll see if the judge also thinks it was just a disgusting bug.
07:55Judge? What judge?
07:57I'm going to sue you for killing my best pet.
08:02No, no, no, no, wait a moment
08:04Can't you resolve this civilly?
08:07No!
08:08The courts would take months to resolve this.
08:11There's no need to take it to court
08:14We can resolve this on television
08:16Citizens' Tribunal
08:18One moment!
08:21Are you willing to make fools of yourselves on a television program?
08:24Yeah!
08:28Well, do it.
08:33Drunk! Mom! Help! Come!
08:38Mom, is Uncle Carlos going to jail?
08:41No, you blockhead, you don't go to jail for killing an insect.
08:44Don't insult me or I'll hit you.
08:46Are you going to hit me?
08:48I'm going to give you a little shovel
08:50Like this? Like this!
08:54Shut up, both of you!
08:56You're behaving like adults
09:00It's starting now!
09:04This is the plaintiff
09:06Steve Parker
09:07He claims that the accused
09:08His insect squashed him
09:10And he demands the amount of $486.50
09:14Because of death
09:14Of her beloved little animal
09:23This is the accused.
09:25Carl Winslow
09:26He maintains the following thesis
09:29But it was just a disgusting bug
09:36Everything you are about to see is real
09:38The guests are not actors
09:40These are people who were unable to solve their problems.
09:44They agreed to present their case in this
09:48Citizens' Tribunal!
09:55I have studied this case
09:57The witnesses have been instructed
09:59And they are under oath
10:01Mr. Urkel
10:02Would you like to give us a brief presentation?
10:05Of the facts?
10:06Naturally, Your Honor
10:08I caught Pablo
10:09And I took him to see the Winslows
10:10I wanted to teach Pablo
10:11But he escaped
10:12And although I looked for it
10:12I couldn't find it.
10:13And when I did
10:14It was under a shoe
10:22Thank you
10:22Mr. Winslow
10:23Yes sir
10:25At this moment, Your Honor
10:27I want to exercise my right
10:28Having a legal representative
10:29Your lawyer?
10:31My daughter
10:32Laura Winslow
10:40Carl Winslow
10:41Of all the tricks
10:42This is the dirtiest one
10:43To use the woman I love
10:45It's a shameful attempt
10:47To intimidate me
10:51Good strategy
10:54But it won't work.
10:56Laura, my bold lawyer
11:00Today my only goal is the law
11:02So tie them up in water
11:05Pretty
11:06I've come to win
11:19Miss, call your first witness
11:21Thank you, Your Honor.
11:23I am calling Estelle Winslow to testify
11:28Let me
11:42Well, Mrs. Winslow
11:44Were you present in the room when the insect...
11:57Well, wasn't he exactly attacking her?
12:02But I was about to do it
12:03No, not really.
12:05And I can add that Steve is an excellent young man
12:14I protest, Your Honor
12:15This is a hostile witness
12:18Hostile witness
12:19She is his mother
12:26I don't think I have any more questions.
12:30Mr. Urkel, do you wish to question her?
12:32Not me, Your Honor
12:33What he has said is enough for me.
12:35You may leave
12:36The defense calls Harriet Winslow
12:41Can you please tell us what your husband does for a living?
12:45He is a police officer
12:47I understand, tell me
12:48Has he ever overstepped his bounds or abused his position as a police officer?
12:53Never
12:53Moreover, he has been awarded several decorations.
13:00Thank you
13:02Your witness
13:10Mrs. Winslow
13:12Would you describe your husband as a man of calm temperament?
13:16Well, I...
13:17I remind you that you are under oath.
13:20Well, I...
13:21Well...
13:21Let me ask you something
13:23Isn't it true that in your living room you have...
13:28...many records?
13:31Yeah
13:32And isn't it true that when her husband gets angry for any reason...
13:36...takes one of those records and throws it away?
13:39Through the window?
13:41That's not true
13:42And isn't it true that in his exasperation...
13:45...this man doesn't care where he throws them...
13:47...and have they ever ended up hitting a neighbor on the head?
13:49No!
13:50That's a lie!
13:51But what are you saying, sir?
13:52Order in the room!
13:53That's a lie!
13:55That's a lie!
13:55No, it's not a lie!
13:56Order!
13:57Order!
13:58Listen to the judge!
13:59Mr. Urkel
14:01It's out of place
14:02Oh, it was just a question, your honor...
14:05...nor was it suitable for planting in a forest
14:07You may leave
14:10Okay, young man, call your first witness
14:14Your Honor, I wish to call Waldo Faldo
14:18You call, but don't come home
14:31Waldo, take the witness stand.
14:42State your name
14:43Illinois
14:53No
14:54State your name
14:57We already know where he lives.
15:03Oh
15:04Waldo Faldo
15:06From Illinois
15:07Good
15:10Okay, Mr. Faldo
15:13Would you please tell us about your experiences with Pablo?
15:18Pablo was a good and loving creature
15:25When I was with him
15:27I felt
15:31I felt
15:36I felt like I was with a true friend.
15:41Maybe, maybe
15:43Did you mean to say that I loved you?
15:48Well, yes
15:49Heartwarming
15:50You may leave
15:51Not so fast
15:54Waldo
15:55Doesn't he have anything written on his arm?
15:57What Steve told me to say
16:03Thanks Waldo
16:04Thanks Waldo
16:05You can leave
16:05No, thanks
16:06I will go with you
16:11I mean, you can leave your seat
16:13Oh, sure.
16:22My vegetable pie isn't finished yet!
16:27I want to call my last witness
16:30Edward Whistle
16:33Tell me
16:34When you were little
16:36Did he have any pets?
16:37Yeah
16:37A hamster
16:39Mr. Flocking
16:40Do you remember the day
16:42That Mr. Flocking
16:43Did she get out of her little cage?
16:46Yeah
16:48I was cleaning my room
16:51And I noticed he wasn't there.
16:54Dad would put my clothes in the washing machine
16:55And he told me he hadn't seen my hamster
16:57And you believed him?
17:01You'll say
17:02Is he my father?
17:04I'm
17:05Anyway
17:08I started taking out the clothes
17:09AND...
17:12Me too...
17:13AND...
17:16So what, Eddie?
17:20I found Mr. Flocking
17:22Inside a photo of a pillow
17:26Had he died?
17:29Yeah
17:32But he was whiter than ever.
17:35Mr. Flocking!
17:40Olly!
17:41What nonsense!
17:42Yes, I know about the memory
17:45It still hurts
17:46But I have to do it
17:47The last question
17:49Do you think it's possible?
17:51That little hamster
17:55He was able to get in
17:58Only in the washing machine?
18:01Or do you think they gave it to him?
18:03A push?
18:09Order!
18:10Order!
18:12One more demonstration like this
18:14And I will vacate the room
18:15Don't look for me
18:16That they find me
18:20I have finished with the presentation of the case.
18:23You may leave
18:27Miss Winslow
18:28Do you have any witnesses?
18:31Lordship
18:32Lordship
18:32My client wishes to speak
18:33In his own defense
18:43Lordship
18:43Ladies and gentlemen
18:48It was just a disgusting bug
19:02Thank you
19:03Mr. Urkel
19:10What are we talking about here?
19:13From a bug?
19:16Or from a friend?
19:19Pablo was my friend
19:21And Carl Winslow was my friend.
19:24And well
19:26When Carl crushed Pablo
19:31He broke off two friendships
19:33And this could have been avoided
19:37If Carl had
19:39Found in his heart
19:42Saying I'm sorry
19:51I'll be back in a moment
19:53With my verdict
20:07Estef
20:07Yeah?
20:11Did you say that seriously?
20:14Did I break our friendship?
20:17You definitely haven't improved it.
20:23Well
20:24No
20:24It was not my intention
20:26That this happened
20:27Mine neither.
20:28But a true friend
20:30I wouldn't insist on calling Pablo
20:31Disgusting bug
20:33Yeah
20:34You're right
20:35If it's important to you
20:38It wasn't a disgusting bug
20:41So
20:42I think I should apologize to you.
20:47That's what I wanted
20:57Friends again
20:58Friends again
20:59Big me
20:59Friends again
21:00And also
21:02I'll buy you another insect
21:03A no car
21:04It would affect me
21:16Good
21:19I have carefully considered this case and my decision is...
21:25That's no longer necessary, Your Honor.
21:28Which it isn't
21:30No, we've sorted it out between ourselves
21:32That?
21:35But I am the judge
21:37It's my job
21:39I get paid for this
21:42At least
21:43They want to hear what he had decided
21:45No
21:46No
21:46We don't want to
21:47We don't want to
21:52The judge found no one guilty
22:23Thank you!
22:33Thank you!
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